What is up, everybody. Pretty much time for a weekly wrap up but quite simply it was kind of one of total frustration that ended with a realization that enough is enough and it is time for a chance. Yes, I flipped out last week and had what some people would call a Michael Douglas in “Falling Down” moment. I am dead serious; had I had access to a baseball bat and a copy of “Real Motherfuckers” by Lil Jon today would be a different story:
Now THAT is an angry fucking song. However, I digress. You see, this year I did something that I hadn’t done in about a year and a half. I actually followed my own advice. You see, for some reason because I had consistently either fucked up my own life or had things so fucking out-of-this-world happen to me (Having your job split like the legs of a schoolgirl in Japan into three jobs and outsourced three times in one week? Really? To three fucking continents? REALLY?! FUCKING REALLY?! MOTHERFUCKING CUNT SWABS!) it seemed that people looked to me to help me with their problems. Which was odd as hell because I am a damn wreck but I began to notice that what I was telling others was actually working for them and yet I would not do those same things myself. Call it grasping to what was familiar, call it being stubborn but it ended up in me being pissed off about everything because nothing was working for you. If you read the blog you know about some of it and if you know me you know about a little bit more (Most of my life is on the web so…not much I can do to hide shit but it makes for good reading, doesn’t it?) and you know that I am have toned down a lot in terms of anger over the last six months and have slowly slid into a realm of complete contentment into everything that happens which I thought was good but in the end is even worse that being angry all the time because when you are content with where you are, you have no drive to go where you want to be.
So over the last few months I have had some real soul searching (And in some cases enlightening to the point of WHY IN THE FUCK DID I NOT DO THIS EARLIER?!) conversations with Young Copper, K-Money and The Grizzle which have actually made me look at things the way I tell other people to look at them and it actually has been fucking working. Well, until Wednesday when the chocolate rain of shitting on the hard work I did to create change in my life came down like a Tay Zonday concert at Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. Yes, I am a wordsmith. However, that is life and how you handle it shows your character and determines your level of sanity when it comes to complications. I would have to say that as of right now, I am handling the asininity of the things that come my way (Taking a 35% pay cut just to not say I am unemployed, driving halfway across the state to work someplace that pays me the exact same as a graduate from a shithole like DeVry, coming to the realization that a woman will never love me for me if I keep telling her what is wrong with her) as well adjusted as the next person who has no pride, self-esteem or desire to live past 30. I kid, I kid.
However, I believe that what makes you is the understanding and the overcoming of your failures because the ideal of striving for perfection is a concept flawed in its execution because the attainment of perfection equals the end in the pursuit. Which means you fucking die because there is nothing else to do that will help you learn a god damn thing. Think of it like achieving level 99 in Final Fantasy VII and how easy it is to kill everything which means all you have to do is defeat the One Winged Angel…then all you see is the endless look of stars because you have attained the level of immortality:
THAT IS SOME MATRIX SHIT RIGHT THERE, SON! Or I could be in need of a drink; I have cut back A LOT lately which has made me a lot less fun but more coherent and observant…which makes me remember WHY I DRANK SO MUCH SOJU IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE BECAUSE REALITY SUCKS ASS.
So what has made me so calm and rather accepting with the concept of making it happen? Well, though my conversations with the people I identify with most (You know who you are) I have learned that there are some things I have told people to follow that I have not done myself and it was about time to embrace those theories. So, I give you…
The Chachi West Logical Work-Out Plan!
Work out your mind, bitches!
Exercise #1: Understand That Sometimes It Is Them…Not You. So Fuck Them.
You see, this was something I had to tell people a lot because I have interviewed a lot. I mean A LOT. I mean if interviews were fucking I would make Madonna and Gene Simmons look like Jordin Sparks. I am a fucking WHORE, whether I am working or not. You see, a manager once told me that interviews are a great tool to learn how to effectively communicate for the job you want because there is no better practice than actually performing. Mock interviews are fucking bullshit because you never know what will happen until you DO IT. They will never always be the same but the more experience you have the better you can use a previous experience to approach a situation you think it may work for. Win or lose, you put it out there and there is no shame in defeat if you performed to the best of your ability and left it all out there. Yes, it is cliché and rather “well, no shit” but most people never grasp that and take not getting a job personally.
Now for a long time I had a real good interview to job ratio up until about August of 2008. I was literally 5 for 5. Now three of those were for the same damn company which became real-life Ike and Tina story except fewer Grammys. But we had some hits…mainly to my face for not singing the track right:
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THAT BE THE PROBLEM IS! Also, this isn’t counting the many jobs I worked at for like three weeks and quit because I didn’t like the color scheme of the office. Which I did quite often but hey, I do what I need to do. When people go in for an interview and don’t get the job, they get hurt about the fact that they were not chosen for the position. I have had to do HR functions (One of the downsides of being a contractor: you are the company bitch) and there are a lot of times when you get called in for an interview and you have no chance in hell of getting the job. You may be the token interview (As a darkie…you can tell) or just someone because they need to fill three slots and you know damn well you are under qualified (Been there too). Either way, you can’t take it personally if you did all you can do. If you explain your skills and what makes you a fit and answer all of their questions effectively and efficiently and you STILL don’t even get to go down the Soul Train line of getting a “fuck yo ass, we found someone else!” email or call then you know what?
IT ISN’T YOUR FAULT
Now this was something I struggled with. You don’t want to sound like a rape victim and saying “I showed up drunk at a frat party dressed like a schoolgirl and started dry-humping the offensive line of the football team with no panties on while singing Adina Howard’s “Freak Like Me” and wearing a button that said “Blow Jobs Make For A Strong Economy” but they had NO RIGHT!” but you have accept that sometimes you are not a fit. Whether it is that you are not qualified or they had someone else in mine. What you have to remember is that they could give a rats ass about you or your situation. It is like being upset over a woman or man that dumped you (Boy…do I know THAT SHIT WELL) and not realizing SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE THEY DUMPED YOU! They are too busy fucking who they dumped to care about your feelings so you should just chalk it up as a loss and charge it to the game and move on to find a fit elsewhere. Sometimes things aren’t meant to be and the sooner you accept that the easier it is to accept rejection when you give it your all and you happen to fail. Now if you half-ass it and fail you have no one to blame for your it except your own dumb ass. You know who you are and I so hate you. It takes a while because it is almost an instinct to be hurt when you are rejected but in the end it isn’t about you, it is about them. It is their loss they didn’t hire you and the one that does is going to get a kick ass employee (Or get a kick-ass partner, however you want to slice it)
Exercise #2: Change Yourself For The Better, Not Just For The Sense of Change. That Shit Is Dumb.
Now this is one that people really seem to just take to the wayside of dipshittery. Now I went on a kick where “I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT NO MORE!” and gave myself a timeline for a rather important decision. However, this wasn’t a spur of the moment move as much as it was a move that kept getting deferred (Or I kept talking myself out of, depending on the when and where) and I finally just said unless something major happens to make me happy where I am at, I need a timeline to get my ass in gear. Nothing wrong with that IMHO but others may look at it another way and I respect that. Still, eat a dick because I am right and you are nothing because this is my fucking blog and if you don’t like it go read www.jesussaves.org or some shit because you are in the wrong place. However, if you are going to follow this plan you need to understand that change for the sake of change is not really good change. Think about the Power Rangers for a second here:
Did they REALLY need to go into fucking space? Or back in time? OR USE FUCKING MAGING?! NO but they did it to do it and the show suffered for it. Wizard Rangers…what bullshit. Think of your life the same way. Changing for the sake of change is like changing hair color because you want to or because you are a woman and indecisive (LE ZING!). Sure it looks good for the time being for the occasion or situation at hand but changing hair color is a harsh process on your hair and scalp. After a while, your hair begins to die out and the quality of the job gets worse and worse until your hair falls out and you have nothing left. See, sometimes I can be magic. In other words, change SHOULD be for a reason to advance who you are or what you want to be. Change can be something sudden or something that takes a while to develop over time but it should be thought out and should be for the best.
Exercise #3: No One Is Going To Love You For You. Nor Should They If You Don't Love Your-Own-Damn-Self.
You see, this is something that I have never understood. How can people ask to be and get all pissy when people don’t love them “for them?” Hell, I would say 70% of the people out there don’t LOVE THEMSELVES! Not in the GOOD way that requires an Asa Akira video and a total lack of self-respect, but in the bad way in which they always complain about no one loving them for who they are because they are “misunderstood” or “outside of the box.” Bros, chads, niggas and dumb bitches are firmly entrenched the box of being a fucktard and they are happier than a retard with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.Why? Because they know they are a fucktard and are happy with it! It hit me last year (Shit, it may have been 2007) when I realized that bros don’t care that I think they are assholes with no fashion sense. They are knee-deep in women that kind of don’t care about that because they have mastered the art of stroking their self-esteem (Man, I am so awesome when I am right!). You think niggas care about the fact they are making normal Black people look bad for being overall undereducated fuckers? NO! THEY ARE STACKING THOSE CHIPS AND COUNTING THOSE KEYS, NIGGA! They get bitches by the pound! You think dumb bitches CARE about the fact they will fuck anything that moves after three Long Island Iced Teas? NO! They are already dead inside so they might as well be happy by filling that void with dicks, free drinks and the occasional night where they can say how stupid they were because plausible deniability is reality to fuckwit! Do you see what I am getting at here?
All You Can Be Is You, So Be The Best You That You Can and Want To Be.
They are happy and content with who they are and they live their life accordingly. This used to piss me off but when I was posed the question “Is it us that is stupid or is it them?” I used to think it was them until the day at NDK when the Peanut Butter Jelly Time Banana had two chicks on his arm and we questioned how that made sense and someone stated “If dressing in a banana suit got two chicks on MY arms I would do it! He is doing SOMETHING RIGHT!” That is kind of when I began to think the problem is on both sides. Fucktards should not be the way they are but in the end if you aren’t being you to the best of YOUR ability how in the FUCK CAN YOU COMMENT ON THEM. I have been focusing on what I need to do to get where I want to be and how I will get there. How can I want to be with someone else when I don’t know me (Yes…there is a someone that I want to be with and shockingly it is NOT ZAC EFRON! OOOOHHHH, THE DRAMA!!) enough? What kind of service will I be to them if I am of not of service to my own ideas yet? That right there was a tough pill to swallow but I did and boy was I HIGH for a while. Yet, by doing that you confront a lot of things about yourself that you either held back or ignored and it is a great help. Work it out!
Now back to the initial statement of no one loving you for you. People have asked me what I mean because I am really against changing for the sake of change and I am kind of against changing who you are for a person. Now negative aspects I can understand but just changing things that make you who you are to appease someone else isn’t healthy IMHO. YC and I had this conversation on Friday and our consensus is that changing yourself should be based on where you want to be. For a long time I was the misunderstood guy with a heart of gold…that got shit on pretty much at every turn. So you know what? I decided that was not going to work for me if I wanted to keep my sanity and from going TOTALLY EMO. So I decided to change a little bit of my mindset of what I thought about myself and kind of told everyone to fuck off. Not in the way of alienation but in the way of there are things about me that I feel help make me who I am and a better person and if that is something about me that you don’t like…tough shit. It whittles down my options in life (Relationships and job opportunities) but I have learned that sometimes narrowing things down is the best way to go. The blanket approach may work in a lot of cases but in finding what you REALLY WANT…you end up worse for wear a lot of times when you spread your wants thin. Just saying.
So I am just letting you know that this in itself isn’t a paradigm shift. I still despise people for the most part and think douchery is an act punishable by non-consensual anal rape (More on that during my next post. Nothing says love like a little sodomy!) by a furry. At the same time, I have come to grips that people are going to be how they are no matter what. You can’t make someone love you no matter how much you care, you can’t make a job hire you no matter how qualified you are and you can’t beat Street Fighter 4 no matter how many combos you master. I mean seriously; AM I THIS OUT OF PRACTICE?! You just have to work on you. Man, I wish I knew all of this at 22. I would have saved a lot of bullshit, I tell you what. David Bowie, take us home with a ditty:
LOVE. THAT. SONG. Yeah, Black people like David Bowie. I am dead serious about the title of this post, too. If I don't hear some David Bowie at my funeral I am haunting ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I am not playing about this one. Peace out, ya’ll.
Chachi Out
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Man, YA-KYIM Has Transcended Awesome...
It is about that time! Five straight days of posts is hard work but you know I just did it! We end it with the Friday staple!
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Rough week for me but even rougher for these artists on Falling Out:
Paramore – Decode (Peaked at #3)
Game featuring Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Peaked at #13)
Both Game and Paramore were former number one artists but failed to recapture the success. This week we begin with the RETURN OF THE GREATEST BAND SINCE BOSTON!!!
20. Abingdon Boys School - STRENGTH (New Entry)
TM Revolution brings ABS back to the Top 20! After over a year of hiatus, they return with the closing theme to Soul Eater which I have to say HELLS YES! The video is simple and oddly enough reminds me of the Beetlejuice suit but still…IT IS TM REVOLUTION! FTW!
19. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #16, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls a big three spots this week as it looks like she is spending her last week in the Top 20 after a dominant 2009 and end of 2008. Man…I need her English album now.
18. T.I. featuring Justin Timberlake – Dead and Gone (New Entry)
The second debut this week is from a man I won’t be seeing for a while. But he brought back J-Tim with him to boot! This is one of my favorite songs on the Paper Trail album and the video is a little more low key than his last few but it is a perfect parallel for the going to jail aspect. Good stuff!
17. Shion Tsuji – Sky Chord ~Otona ni Naru Kimi he~ (Last Week #20)
Shion moves up this week with her first time out. You know, the filler aspect of the new Bleach arc totally works with the look into the past. Nothing to do with this video but I likes my Bleach.
16. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #14)
Two more spots they fall as Ikimonogakari continues their downward spiral. I don’t see anything new coming from them in a while either. NOOOOO!
15. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #13)
Jeezy and Nas fall two big spots this week as it looks like Jeezy will fail to hit the Top 10 yet again. After a pretty good run he has been held back two straight times. Nas on the other hand has never been up there. For shame because I am a Nas fan.
14. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #12)
Nana falls two spots this week as we move on. Man, I still dig this song something fierce. And she is a cutie patootie! With Yuna Ito back though…she has to move down on the list some.
13. BoA - Eien (Last Week #15)
My baby boo is moving up! I am wonder if this song is part of a Japanese language album because if so…damn it I’m gonna be all over YesAsia.
12. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #10)
NEW KANYE! AND IT IS GOOD KANYE! Digitally pixilated but still. NEW KANYE!
11. UVERworld – 99/100 Damashi no Tetsu (Last Week #18, Biggest Mover)
THE WORLD HAS A NEW ALBUM! I am going to say this…right now. Everyone else making albums in 2009 should sit down because it is over. UVERworld is back and they are rocking your damn face into your ass. Because of that, they move up a massive seven spots this week. HELLS AND YES!
10. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 8)
We are into the Top 10 and it looks like Aqua Timez are on their way out. It was a good comeback as they were so close to the top only to be thwarted by the juggernaught that is YA-KYIM but everyone else has, too.
9. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #11)
John Legend is back, people! I have officially made this my new favorite R&B video not made by Ciara (I am feeling that video, BTW) and I have to say that it is good to see him step from behind the piano.
8. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #5)
Joe Inoue falls out of the Top Five this week. They have a new video and single so that does take away the sting some, though. That and why isn’t Naruto being subbed anymore? I mean I haven’t watched it in like 20 episodes but still! I liked it being there for me to not download! I kid, I kid I miss it.
7. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #9)
B.o.B. is slowly but surely moving up the Countdown as he hops up two spots this week. You know…I think he may be a Chappelle. Look at him and tell me you don’t think “Piss On You Remix!”
6. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #2, Four Weeks at #1)[Plunge of the Week]
After ruling the Countdown for a full month, YA-KYIM not only lost the top spot two weeks ago but they fall from the Top Five this week! Can they rebound? Let’s find out!
5. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #7)
BACK-ON is higher than they have been in THREE YEARS as they are back in the Top Five! Can they reclaim the success of Chain? I know this; I am pissed I gotta wait another year for a new album from these guys.
4. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #6)
J-Mac is one step away from the Top Three! He moves up two more spots as he looks to bring pop back to the Countdown from the male side. New video out but I am still all about this one. But with that said…we are down to three!
3. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #1. One Week at #1)
After a long journey and a week at the top, RSP and BGB falls two spots to the bronze medal position! RSP has a new video out though and BGB…well no one really knows what they do because they are too awesome.
2. NERD – Sooner or Later (Last Week #4)
Pharrell has silently moved back to the runner up spot! NERD has move up two spots and look to capture the top spot for the first time ever. Skateboard P was on top with CRS but can he do it with his original group? If so it will have to be next week because we have a new number one video!
1. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #3, One Week at #1)
For the second time of 2009, YA-KYIM captures the crown! After about two months of steady climbing they have their second number one video of the year. Do we have a new dynasty on our hands? They already have more number one videos than Bennie K and Wonder Girls so…we may have new queens! Congrats!
That is all for this Friday! Tune in next week to see if YA-KYIM can make it two weeks in a row back at the top! Or will NERD finally capture the crown? Or can RSP rebound and make it a second non-consecutive weeks? See you in seven!
Well, odds are it is Denver after work tonight and I believe downtown on Saturday so don’t expect to see me this weekend. You may, but it won’t be likely. A revelation of a week this week but it worked out for the best as I knuckled up about stuff but still. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Rough week for me but even rougher for these artists on Falling Out:
Paramore – Decode (Peaked at #3)
Game featuring Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Peaked at #13)
Both Game and Paramore were former number one artists but failed to recapture the success. This week we begin with the RETURN OF THE GREATEST BAND SINCE BOSTON!!!
20. Abingdon Boys School - STRENGTH (New Entry)
TM Revolution brings ABS back to the Top 20! After over a year of hiatus, they return with the closing theme to Soul Eater which I have to say HELLS YES! The video is simple and oddly enough reminds me of the Beetlejuice suit but still…IT IS TM REVOLUTION! FTW!
19. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #16, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls a big three spots this week as it looks like she is spending her last week in the Top 20 after a dominant 2009 and end of 2008. Man…I need her English album now.
18. T.I. featuring Justin Timberlake – Dead and Gone (New Entry)
The second debut this week is from a man I won’t be seeing for a while. But he brought back J-Tim with him to boot! This is one of my favorite songs on the Paper Trail album and the video is a little more low key than his last few but it is a perfect parallel for the going to jail aspect. Good stuff!
17. Shion Tsuji – Sky Chord ~Otona ni Naru Kimi he~ (Last Week #20)
Shion moves up this week with her first time out. You know, the filler aspect of the new Bleach arc totally works with the look into the past. Nothing to do with this video but I likes my Bleach.
16. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #14)
Two more spots they fall as Ikimonogakari continues their downward spiral. I don’t see anything new coming from them in a while either. NOOOOO!
15. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #13)
Jeezy and Nas fall two big spots this week as it looks like Jeezy will fail to hit the Top 10 yet again. After a pretty good run he has been held back two straight times. Nas on the other hand has never been up there. For shame because I am a Nas fan.
14. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #12)
Nana falls two spots this week as we move on. Man, I still dig this song something fierce. And she is a cutie patootie! With Yuna Ito back though…she has to move down on the list some.
13. BoA - Eien (Last Week #15)
My baby boo is moving up! I am wonder if this song is part of a Japanese language album because if so…damn it I’m gonna be all over YesAsia.
12. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #10)
NEW KANYE! AND IT IS GOOD KANYE! Digitally pixilated but still. NEW KANYE!
11. UVERworld – 99/100 Damashi no Tetsu (Last Week #18, Biggest Mover)
THE WORLD HAS A NEW ALBUM! I am going to say this…right now. Everyone else making albums in 2009 should sit down because it is over. UVERworld is back and they are rocking your damn face into your ass. Because of that, they move up a massive seven spots this week. HELLS AND YES!
10. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 8)
We are into the Top 10 and it looks like Aqua Timez are on their way out. It was a good comeback as they were so close to the top only to be thwarted by the juggernaught that is YA-KYIM but everyone else has, too.
9. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #11)
John Legend is back, people! I have officially made this my new favorite R&B video not made by Ciara (I am feeling that video, BTW) and I have to say that it is good to see him step from behind the piano.
8. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #5)
Joe Inoue falls out of the Top Five this week. They have a new video and single so that does take away the sting some, though. That and why isn’t Naruto being subbed anymore? I mean I haven’t watched it in like 20 episodes but still! I liked it being there for me to not download! I kid, I kid I miss it.
7. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #9)
B.o.B. is slowly but surely moving up the Countdown as he hops up two spots this week. You know…I think he may be a Chappelle. Look at him and tell me you don’t think “Piss On You Remix!”
6. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #2, Four Weeks at #1)[Plunge of the Week]
After ruling the Countdown for a full month, YA-KYIM not only lost the top spot two weeks ago but they fall from the Top Five this week! Can they rebound? Let’s find out!
5. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #7)
BACK-ON is higher than they have been in THREE YEARS as they are back in the Top Five! Can they reclaim the success of Chain? I know this; I am pissed I gotta wait another year for a new album from these guys.
4. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #6)
J-Mac is one step away from the Top Three! He moves up two more spots as he looks to bring pop back to the Countdown from the male side. New video out but I am still all about this one. But with that said…we are down to three!
3. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #1. One Week at #1)
After a long journey and a week at the top, RSP and BGB falls two spots to the bronze medal position! RSP has a new video out though and BGB…well no one really knows what they do because they are too awesome.
2. NERD – Sooner or Later (Last Week #4)
Pharrell has silently moved back to the runner up spot! NERD has move up two spots and look to capture the top spot for the first time ever. Skateboard P was on top with CRS but can he do it with his original group? If so it will have to be next week because we have a new number one video!
1. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #3, One Week at #1)
For the second time of 2009, YA-KYIM captures the crown! After about two months of steady climbing they have their second number one video of the year. Do we have a new dynasty on our hands? They already have more number one videos than Bennie K and Wonder Girls so…we may have new queens! Congrats!
That is all for this Friday! Tune in next week to see if YA-KYIM can make it two weeks in a row back at the top! Or will NERD finally capture the crown? Or can RSP rebound and make it a second non-consecutive weeks? See you in seven!
Well, odds are it is Denver after work tonight and I believe downtown on Saturday so don’t expect to see me this weekend. You may, but it won’t be likely. A revelation of a week this week but it worked out for the best as I knuckled up about stuff but still. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi Out
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Well, I Have Had Just About Enough Of This Bullshit...
Hey, ya’ll! First things first. I’M NOT O-FUCKING-KAY!:
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Okay, I got that out of my system. Needless to say, I am rather pissed off but life is life. Gotta take what it gives you sometimes. I will say this though: May 1st I am out of this bitch. Set in stone; I have had enough of this shit. Every day I am here past that date a puppy gets hit with EL BRAINBUSTA:
News at 11.
So I got into a conversation about women’s fashion yesterday which is what drove my post last night and a conversation continued with the same person about a conversation we had last week about women and their lack of logic. Now what I have never understood is that no matter how wrong about a subject a woman will be, plausible deniability becomes their big weapon. I mean, how can you sit back and deny logic at all junctures and points because it fits you. I mean I want to say I am a 2XL but that shit aint gonna happen, people. The reason I bring this up is because of a conversation I had not too long ago with a female friend which almost ended our friendship with the stupidity of her response.
The discussion got whether the number of sexual partners counted in the grand scheme of things when it comes to a relationship. First off, by posing this question to me I let her know that she is relinquishing all her rights and privileges when it comes to being protected by my responses because like a tiger, I am a real motherfucker. The realest motherfucker in the zoo! She made the mistake of saying she was fine with it but I know that isn’t the case but still you go into the tiger cage you may get mauled.
So women sit back and say that their sexual past SHOULDN’T matter but the simple fact is just like a man’s sexual history…it DOES matter. To a logical extent, mind you. The fact is the past is the past and you can’t change it no matter how much you lie about it to yourself. You know who I am talking about. Admit you spread like Smuckers and you will be a lot happier than blaming every man that you say “used you” because you were too stupid to realize they were lying. Yes, I said it and I am sick of the delusion. The people that make the sexual partner issue an issue for the most part is women. Now women will say that it is men that ask but usually it is because they heard from someone that you decided to perform the Love Train on the 1987 San Francisco 49ers defensive front seven. Yes, the Love Train is a move and MAN is it awesome. Takes a talented woman to do that, but I digress.
I always will say that LOGICALLY sexual past is a point to discuss because you kind of need to know who you are going to be laying down with from the safety standpoint. You see, when a friend of mine stated that men she wasn’t dating that she had sex with (Read: One night stands and other acts of random sexual stupidity) didn’t “count” to which I wanted to laugh until I realized she REALLY BELIEVED THAT SHIT. Ladies, understand something loud and clear: STD’S DON’T CARE IF HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND OR NOT. The fact you run by that logic is the exact same as a man thinking that sex with a prostitute doesn’t count because money is involved and he didn’t love her (He loves you! Mostly because you don’t fuck other men for money…or do you?) but you sure as hell wouldn’t stand for that shit. Same concept, although a man that sexes up a prostitute is a pure genius because you have to pay for it in some way shape or form anyway so why pay the restaurant? Get right down to the bizness.
Everyone COUNTS. Does it matter? Not necessarily unless you are a walking candidate for the SuperAIDS. And I will say it right now: if the number is over 30 then yes, that is too many. I already posted the ASPI (Acceptable Sexual Partner Index) and I am saying right now that if you are fucking that many people then you need to find a hobby that doesn’t risk pregnancy or emotional emptiness. Name one prostitute that isn’t dead inside or has a daddy issue. Or has a vagina like a NASCAR tire.
Now someone once told me that thirty was a low number. Okay, 30 is a low number if we are talking about home runs in a season during the fucking steroid era. Not when we talk about sexual encounters. I mean, I don’t even have 10 friends so the thought of being entered (or entering for that matter) thirty people seems kind of not…normal? Mostly because about 30% if not higher you will never see again unless you see them at a bar/club or have that always fun moment of not bleeding from your vagina on time. Then…it’s his fault. No one knows why, but it is. Personally sex still scares me as my experience with it has been painful and trauma inducing but there is also a logic factor in all of this. Think about it like this:
Depending on whom you believe (Religious fuckwits, scientific fuckwits or the great people at Planned Parenthood. It’s how I find all of my dates because I knows they fuckin!) the ratios of people with STD’s (Now this is all STD’s ranging from groinal scabs to Mecha-AIDS which has the HIV Zord and everything) in the age range of 24-32 ranges from 5:1 (Just for genital herpes to which I can’t say I agree or disagree) to 27:1 (Combining all STD’s together which skews the numbers a great deal) in the United States. Now these numbers like I said are skewed but look at the GENERIC ODDS. If you have 30 partners, the odds of you having an STD (Even using a condom according to Jesus because if he can’t get no tang, NO ONE GETS NO TANG!) can be up to 90%! Now I believe that this is bullshit on a string but…what reason do you have fucking more than 30 people in the first place?
Now this is odds are where my detachment with reality begins and I go off into my happy land while others go into Dipshitville IMHO. I see no reason to have fucked enough people to create a starting lineup on offense and defense of every major and NON-MAJOR sport. Except for Red Rover, of course. That is just me but I think there are better things to do with your time and you don’t need to take your clothes off to have a good one:
I know I pointed out that it is ironic that Jermaine Stewart died of AIDS but…DAMN THAT SHIT IS IRONIC.
So long story short to answer her question (I think she reads the blog but if not, I needed material so this will do) the number of sexual partners is IMPORTANT, but it shouldn’t be an ISSUE. Disclosure is always good between couples but at the same time you can’t get upset because the other person isn’t a fan of the number. That is just life sometimes. However, if you are looking to do more with this person than take their money and put stuff in their butt (Both parties fall under this one because…bitches be wanting to do some crazy stuff in the bedroom. Am I right, fellas?! Women be shoppin!) then your past needs to be told but not analyzed much like a background check for an employee at work. I mean you wouldn’t want a pederast working with the Boy’s Club just like ladies wouldn’t want their man that had a three-way with Paris Hilton and Magic Johnson. How is THAT for a parallel? Fuck you, fucky I had a rough day today.
Well, I hope that entertained and offended. If not, I really don’t care so fuck off. I am going to grab some soju and hopefully forget that my life is a series of “gotcha nigga!” moments and soul-crushing heartbreak.
Okay, I’m over it now. May 1st can’t come soon enough. Until then, stay up and I will be back up with the Countdown tomorrow. Holy shit…new UVERworld! My sadness is fucking over! TIME TO ROCK OUT!
Chachi Out
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I got that out of my system. Needless to say, I am rather pissed off but life is life. Gotta take what it gives you sometimes. I will say this though: May 1st I am out of this bitch. Set in stone; I have had enough of this shit. Every day I am here past that date a puppy gets hit with EL BRAINBUSTA:
News at 11.
So I got into a conversation about women’s fashion yesterday which is what drove my post last night and a conversation continued with the same person about a conversation we had last week about women and their lack of logic. Now what I have never understood is that no matter how wrong about a subject a woman will be, plausible deniability becomes their big weapon. I mean, how can you sit back and deny logic at all junctures and points because it fits you. I mean I want to say I am a 2XL but that shit aint gonna happen, people. The reason I bring this up is because of a conversation I had not too long ago with a female friend which almost ended our friendship with the stupidity of her response.
The discussion got whether the number of sexual partners counted in the grand scheme of things when it comes to a relationship. First off, by posing this question to me I let her know that she is relinquishing all her rights and privileges when it comes to being protected by my responses because like a tiger, I am a real motherfucker. The realest motherfucker in the zoo! She made the mistake of saying she was fine with it but I know that isn’t the case but still you go into the tiger cage you may get mauled.
So women sit back and say that their sexual past SHOULDN’T matter but the simple fact is just like a man’s sexual history…it DOES matter. To a logical extent, mind you. The fact is the past is the past and you can’t change it no matter how much you lie about it to yourself. You know who I am talking about. Admit you spread like Smuckers and you will be a lot happier than blaming every man that you say “used you” because you were too stupid to realize they were lying. Yes, I said it and I am sick of the delusion. The people that make the sexual partner issue an issue for the most part is women. Now women will say that it is men that ask but usually it is because they heard from someone that you decided to perform the Love Train on the 1987 San Francisco 49ers defensive front seven. Yes, the Love Train is a move and MAN is it awesome. Takes a talented woman to do that, but I digress.
I always will say that LOGICALLY sexual past is a point to discuss because you kind of need to know who you are going to be laying down with from the safety standpoint. You see, when a friend of mine stated that men she wasn’t dating that she had sex with (Read: One night stands and other acts of random sexual stupidity) didn’t “count” to which I wanted to laugh until I realized she REALLY BELIEVED THAT SHIT. Ladies, understand something loud and clear: STD’S DON’T CARE IF HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND OR NOT. The fact you run by that logic is the exact same as a man thinking that sex with a prostitute doesn’t count because money is involved and he didn’t love her (He loves you! Mostly because you don’t fuck other men for money…or do you?) but you sure as hell wouldn’t stand for that shit. Same concept, although a man that sexes up a prostitute is a pure genius because you have to pay for it in some way shape or form anyway so why pay the restaurant? Get right down to the bizness.
Everyone COUNTS. Does it matter? Not necessarily unless you are a walking candidate for the SuperAIDS. And I will say it right now: if the number is over 30 then yes, that is too many. I already posted the ASPI (Acceptable Sexual Partner Index) and I am saying right now that if you are fucking that many people then you need to find a hobby that doesn’t risk pregnancy or emotional emptiness. Name one prostitute that isn’t dead inside or has a daddy issue. Or has a vagina like a NASCAR tire.
Now someone once told me that thirty was a low number. Okay, 30 is a low number if we are talking about home runs in a season during the fucking steroid era. Not when we talk about sexual encounters. I mean, I don’t even have 10 friends so the thought of being entered (or entering for that matter) thirty people seems kind of not…normal? Mostly because about 30% if not higher you will never see again unless you see them at a bar/club or have that always fun moment of not bleeding from your vagina on time. Then…it’s his fault. No one knows why, but it is. Personally sex still scares me as my experience with it has been painful and trauma inducing but there is also a logic factor in all of this. Think about it like this:
Depending on whom you believe (Religious fuckwits, scientific fuckwits or the great people at Planned Parenthood. It’s how I find all of my dates because I knows they fuckin!) the ratios of people with STD’s (Now this is all STD’s ranging from groinal scabs to Mecha-AIDS which has the HIV Zord and everything) in the age range of 24-32 ranges from 5:1 (Just for genital herpes to which I can’t say I agree or disagree) to 27:1 (Combining all STD’s together which skews the numbers a great deal) in the United States. Now these numbers like I said are skewed but look at the GENERIC ODDS. If you have 30 partners, the odds of you having an STD (Even using a condom according to Jesus because if he can’t get no tang, NO ONE GETS NO TANG!) can be up to 90%! Now I believe that this is bullshit on a string but…what reason do you have fucking more than 30 people in the first place?
Now this is odds are where my detachment with reality begins and I go off into my happy land while others go into Dipshitville IMHO. I see no reason to have fucked enough people to create a starting lineup on offense and defense of every major and NON-MAJOR sport. Except for Red Rover, of course. That is just me but I think there are better things to do with your time and you don’t need to take your clothes off to have a good one:
I know I pointed out that it is ironic that Jermaine Stewart died of AIDS but…DAMN THAT SHIT IS IRONIC.
So long story short to answer her question (I think she reads the blog but if not, I needed material so this will do) the number of sexual partners is IMPORTANT, but it shouldn’t be an ISSUE. Disclosure is always good between couples but at the same time you can’t get upset because the other person isn’t a fan of the number. That is just life sometimes. However, if you are looking to do more with this person than take their money and put stuff in their butt (Both parties fall under this one because…bitches be wanting to do some crazy stuff in the bedroom. Am I right, fellas?! Women be shoppin!) then your past needs to be told but not analyzed much like a background check for an employee at work. I mean you wouldn’t want a pederast working with the Boy’s Club just like ladies wouldn’t want their man that had a three-way with Paris Hilton and Magic Johnson. How is THAT for a parallel? Fuck you, fucky I had a rough day today.
Well, I hope that entertained and offended. If not, I really don’t care so fuck off. I am going to grab some soju and hopefully forget that my life is a series of “gotcha nigga!” moments and soul-crushing heartbreak.
Okay, I’m over it now. May 1st can’t come soon enough. Until then, stay up and I will be back up with the Countdown tomorrow. Holy shit…new UVERworld! My sadness is fucking over! TIME TO ROCK OUT!
Chachi Out
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Broadway: Making People Question My Sexuality Since "Pirates of Penzance"...
Okay, I am back once again. Three posts in three days for the first time in a long time, mostly because I took today off to handle some things. However, I need to put some things out there about some points of contention or interest for me:
To People I Ever Work With: It is none…and I mean NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT I DO WITH MY FUCKING DAY OFF. I don’t ask where YOU GO because nine times out of ten I couldn’t give a shit. It is your damn life, not mine and I don’t care what you do with it. People at a job act like taking a day off means you are pissed off and looking for someplace else like going on a vacation to find another mate. However, we arent fucking married so stay out of my business. Pay me and you don’t have to worry about whether I am looking somewhere else. Food for fucking thought. As far as I am concerned, working takes away from my day off time and NOT the other way around. All these days working are cutting into my gaming and fapping.
So what I DID do with my day off is play the Resident Evil 5 demo for the X-Box 360. All I have to say is…WHY IN THE FUCK CAN’T MOVE AND SHOOT AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME?! I mean is Leon so paralyzed by fear after being chased by zombies and giant miscellaneous multi-legged creatures that he still can’t move backward while shooting? Hell, name ONE GAME where you can’t move while shooting and we accept it except for the Resident Evil series? I mean when I think of shooting zombies I would have to stay stationary, too. If I wanted to get eaten like an all lesbian gangbang. Man…I am on my game this week.
On another note, I want to quickly talk about something to the ladies out there. I know that you all think that you look fabulous because…no one has the guts to tell you that you don’t. However, women need to understand that just because you wear it doesn’t make it hot. Now I must be in the minority of males that actually believes that dressing in a manner that doesn’t include sandals, baggy jeans, a Chris Brown (IT IS SO STILL FUNNY!), any sort of trucker hat, a shirt with the collar up or hair gel (Which screams well past queer) is preferred. So I know that my opinion doesn’t matter to you women and odds are you don’t read my blog because you can’t read so this isn’t for you anyway. It has to be said that there are a large percentage of women that can’t dress themselves. They are kind of like children being able to choose their wardrobe for the first time without a parents guiding eye for matching color schemes.
GREEN SHIRT! RED PANTS! ORANGE SOCKS! MY LITTLE PONY SHOES! IT IS LIKE CHRISTMAS AT HASBRO’S HOUSE AT HALLOWEEN!
I know that may SEEM like an exaggeration but have you seen what women consider “fashionable” now days?:
First off…no. No one is rolling up the newspaper and whacking women on the nose and saying “NO! THAT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD! BAD WOMAN! BAD!” because that is what needs to happen. Black people did it to thugs (For the most part. I mean we let them have their bad fashion but we just don’t let them in anywhere dressed like a damn fool) and now women need to curb the behavior of their lesser fashion-inclined sisteren (Like brethren but not). I need to place this task on you because:
1. They Don’t Listen To Me: My experience has taught me that no matter how right I am when telling someone, especially women about what they are doing incorrectly they literally do the exact opposite of the logical decision. I believe it is out of spite because after the fact they are all upset about it but at the same time I just don’t have the wherewithal to do it.
2. Men Won’t Say Anything: You see; men are like dogs in one way and one way only. They can be driven by only primal thought when it comes to women because they care not about what is on the outside. They care about what is on the inside and it is usually pink…or brown if you are some kind of SICK FREAK. Like an dog will forget that there is a leash around its neck when it runs back and forth to chase a car, a dumb man (About 80% of the population of men with about 5%-7% being gay which leaves the men that WILL say something in a very grand minority) will ignore the fact that a woman looks like a whore that was vomited by HR Puffenstuff on an wild trip because if he says she looks good, women are not bright enough to see though that ruse of say what you want to get you to give it up. Ladies…it isn’t science. It’s called lying. For as skilled as you THINK you are at it you figure you would see though them more often.
3. No One Was There To Teach Them: You see, I got my fashion sense from Carlton Banks and Miami Vice. I think I turned out alright, solely for the fact that a lot of those kick ass suits and sweaters aren’t in my size. Who did women have teaching them about fashion during their formative years? The Bratz:
Yeah…no. I think my work here is done.
Now don’t get me wrong. I am no Versace, if for nothing that I am straight and not dead. But I think I have a pretty good fashion sense (I went through my pink phase and my jersey phase prior so I have had my fashion misfit moments. And then there was the shag haircut and the S-Curl…man, I was fly!) enough to at least know that there are a lot of women out there that cant dress. What is even WORSE is that I sit back and critique women (And mens) clothing like some cake eating friend of Dorothy. Seeing as how a lot of you thought I was gay…and you all can go to fucking hell and die…if knowing that a belt is used for a function of holding up pants AND a transition of the outfit (AND SHOULD MATCH EITHER THE SHOES OR SOCKS AT LEAST! GOD I HATE WOMEN!) then give me a pink umbrella crank up the Weather Girls because the forecast says it is about to be wet…BECAUSE IT’S MANDAMONIUM:
Pfft, liking “It’s Raining Men” doesn’t make you gay. Liking “In The Navy” makes you gay, boy! And I hate that song! Now if you excuse me, I have to hope and dream that by next week I will hear the good news that will have me maybe…just maybe…defying gravity:
Totally straight, peeps. Totally straight.
I will try to be back up tomorrow. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out
To People I Ever Work With: It is none…and I mean NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT I DO WITH MY FUCKING DAY OFF. I don’t ask where YOU GO because nine times out of ten I couldn’t give a shit. It is your damn life, not mine and I don’t care what you do with it. People at a job act like taking a day off means you are pissed off and looking for someplace else like going on a vacation to find another mate. However, we arent fucking married so stay out of my business. Pay me and you don’t have to worry about whether I am looking somewhere else. Food for fucking thought. As far as I am concerned, working takes away from my day off time and NOT the other way around. All these days working are cutting into my gaming and fapping.
So what I DID do with my day off is play the Resident Evil 5 demo for the X-Box 360. All I have to say is…WHY IN THE FUCK CAN’T MOVE AND SHOOT AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME?! I mean is Leon so paralyzed by fear after being chased by zombies and giant miscellaneous multi-legged creatures that he still can’t move backward while shooting? Hell, name ONE GAME where you can’t move while shooting and we accept it except for the Resident Evil series? I mean when I think of shooting zombies I would have to stay stationary, too. If I wanted to get eaten like an all lesbian gangbang. Man…I am on my game this week.
On another note, I want to quickly talk about something to the ladies out there. I know that you all think that you look fabulous because…no one has the guts to tell you that you don’t. However, women need to understand that just because you wear it doesn’t make it hot. Now I must be in the minority of males that actually believes that dressing in a manner that doesn’t include sandals, baggy jeans, a Chris Brown (IT IS SO STILL FUNNY!), any sort of trucker hat, a shirt with the collar up or hair gel (Which screams well past queer) is preferred. So I know that my opinion doesn’t matter to you women and odds are you don’t read my blog because you can’t read so this isn’t for you anyway. It has to be said that there are a large percentage of women that can’t dress themselves. They are kind of like children being able to choose their wardrobe for the first time without a parents guiding eye for matching color schemes.
GREEN SHIRT! RED PANTS! ORANGE SOCKS! MY LITTLE PONY SHOES! IT IS LIKE CHRISTMAS AT HASBRO’S HOUSE AT HALLOWEEN!
I know that may SEEM like an exaggeration but have you seen what women consider “fashionable” now days?:
First off…no. No one is rolling up the newspaper and whacking women on the nose and saying “NO! THAT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD! BAD WOMAN! BAD!” because that is what needs to happen. Black people did it to thugs (For the most part. I mean we let them have their bad fashion but we just don’t let them in anywhere dressed like a damn fool) and now women need to curb the behavior of their lesser fashion-inclined sisteren (Like brethren but not). I need to place this task on you because:
1. They Don’t Listen To Me: My experience has taught me that no matter how right I am when telling someone, especially women about what they are doing incorrectly they literally do the exact opposite of the logical decision. I believe it is out of spite because after the fact they are all upset about it but at the same time I just don’t have the wherewithal to do it.
2. Men Won’t Say Anything: You see; men are like dogs in one way and one way only. They can be driven by only primal thought when it comes to women because they care not about what is on the outside. They care about what is on the inside and it is usually pink…or brown if you are some kind of SICK FREAK. Like an dog will forget that there is a leash around its neck when it runs back and forth to chase a car, a dumb man (About 80% of the population of men with about 5%-7% being gay which leaves the men that WILL say something in a very grand minority) will ignore the fact that a woman looks like a whore that was vomited by HR Puffenstuff on an wild trip because if he says she looks good, women are not bright enough to see though that ruse of say what you want to get you to give it up. Ladies…it isn’t science. It’s called lying. For as skilled as you THINK you are at it you figure you would see though them more often.
3. No One Was There To Teach Them: You see, I got my fashion sense from Carlton Banks and Miami Vice. I think I turned out alright, solely for the fact that a lot of those kick ass suits and sweaters aren’t in my size. Who did women have teaching them about fashion during their formative years? The Bratz:
Yeah…no. I think my work here is done.
Now don’t get me wrong. I am no Versace, if for nothing that I am straight and not dead. But I think I have a pretty good fashion sense (I went through my pink phase and my jersey phase prior so I have had my fashion misfit moments. And then there was the shag haircut and the S-Curl…man, I was fly!) enough to at least know that there are a lot of women out there that cant dress. What is even WORSE is that I sit back and critique women (And mens) clothing like some cake eating friend of Dorothy. Seeing as how a lot of you thought I was gay…and you all can go to fucking hell and die…if knowing that a belt is used for a function of holding up pants AND a transition of the outfit (AND SHOULD MATCH EITHER THE SHOES OR SOCKS AT LEAST! GOD I HATE WOMEN!) then give me a pink umbrella crank up the Weather Girls because the forecast says it is about to be wet…BECAUSE IT’S MANDAMONIUM:
Pfft, liking “It’s Raining Men” doesn’t make you gay. Liking “In The Navy” makes you gay, boy! And I hate that song! Now if you excuse me, I have to hope and dream that by next week I will hear the good news that will have me maybe…just maybe…defying gravity:
Totally straight, peeps. Totally straight.
I will try to be back up tomorrow. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
You Know, At This Rate I Am Never Going To Settle Down With A Nice Jewish Doctor...
What is up, peeps?! I am back once again because I think I am going to update the blog more often than once a week. Due to the fact I have to drive across the fucking state to go to work (Underpaid, I might add) which equals a 10 hour day MINIMUM once again, My time to update cuts into sleeping. However, I am going to make a more concerted effort to make sure I update content more than on just Fridays and special events. YOU’RE WELCOME.
So yesterday I made a joke using the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation as the punch line. Now first off, using the phrase “punch line” with that whole fiasco is hilarious. It is like using Sonny Bono’s death as a metaphor for paying attention to shit. Is it offensive? Hell yes but is it funny? Yes, and comedy is the best medicine, especially when you have just gotten your but whooped by the Double Mint gum guy. It’s like getting smacked up by Joey McIntyre, but with better dance moves. Joey was straight so he couldn’t dance like Jordan. ZING! I kid, I kid. Jordan loves the pussy.
But I don’t understand how just because I make light of the situation makes me an advocate for beating women. Anyone that thinks that of me are two things:
1. Is wrong as hell…
2. …but at the same time is dead on.
You see, if you read this blog at any point and time in the past you know that I have always said that domestic violence is wrong no matter WHAT SEX YOU ARE. However, it gets to the point like Katt Williams said about the tiger attacking Siegfried or Roy (The festive one, not the butch one). None of us know what when on when they weren’t in the public eye but I do have to say this about a man that will bust your lip: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A MAN THAT WILL BUST YOUR LIP. If you have a tiger, you know that at some point, whether you EXPECT IT or not, that tiger will go tiger because it is a tiger and at the end of the day it is a wild animal no matter how “friendly” and “non-mauling of my face-like” you think it has become. The same happens with a beater. You can tell if a man is going to punch you in your cakehole for asking what a 2-3 zone is…or getting mad about having jump-offs. I mean…yeah that is pretty jacked up. I’ve been there and when I found out I was quite the pissy. I couldn’t believe The Efron would do that to me! It doesn’t matter if he (Or she…) is nice most of the time but just has a “temper” because you know at some point that “temper” is going to end up with a Killer Instinct 2 ULTRA C-C-C-C-COMBOOOOOO to your face. If Rihanna had been reading GamePro and got some Combo Breakers, we wouldn’t even be worried about this:
For reference, Rihanna:
• Quick breaks Medium
• Medium breaks Fierce
• Fierce breaks Quick
It sounds daunting now but in the heat of battle, you will know what to do. Now show him your moves!
On another note, can someone explain to me why R. Kelly peed on a child and got no jail time. Hell, I believe he got some Grammy Awards. Now some would say that domestic violence is worse than sexual relations with and peeing on a child and I must say that you are kind of comparing Bubsy 3D with Wrath of the Black Manta in terms of horribleness. But the fact that both R. Kelly and Chris Brown have broken a law to a certain extent (With Chris Brown we aren’t legally sure until a hearing but we all know what R. Kelly did. I SEENT IT!) and neither one is in jail is kind of disheartening. Yet Lil Kim went to jail for NOT SNITCHING and Mike Vick is in jail for getting dogs off the street and putting them in an environment where they could learn a trade and do something with themselves. You know, he was almost like the NFL version of Edward James Almos or Michelle Pfeiffer by helping underprivileged youths. For dogs…with a little bit of “Bloodsport” tossed in there for good measure:
FIGHT TO SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE! On another note, can someone find me a movie where Bolo Young actually WINS a tournament? I mean seriously, the dude should be like fucking Goldberg of martial arts films. Anyway I just think it is interesting that T.I. is going to jail for buying guns (Which he was going to also use to keep underprivileged youths out of trouble!) but Chris Brown still has his rights…lefts…and uppercuts to take solace in. Man, I am AWESOME this week! AND IT’S ONLY TUESDAY!
Okay, a lot of that was funny…well, ALL OF IT WAS FUNNY bit it still was not cool. We all know that abuse is a horrible thing (Unless it is against the Irish or the Turks…or Irish-Turks in which you actually get a tax write off) against anyone and we also know that people deserve due process and to have their story heard. Remember the Duke Lacrosse team? Yeah, me neither. Oh, and the rules don’t count for White people because you are White. Deal with it, no one likes you. Have happiness in owning all the shit in this country and quit bitching because your pasty ass can’t say “nigger.” You shouldn’t have a reason to say it any-fucking-way. Man, I am kind of offensive this week. I’m sorry; it must be the Girl Scout cookies. Oh, one last thing: it was brought to my attention that I have offended all races, creeds, genders and religions except for one set of people. And to you, I say this:
FUCK YOU, DENMARK.
YOU OTTER RAPING, YELLOW SNOW EATING, DRUGGED UP MOOSE-FUCKERS.
I think that is everyone. If not, let me know because I really want to be fair in my distain for everyone TO everyone. Goodnight, everybody! I will be back up Wednesday.
Chachi Out.
So yesterday I made a joke using the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation as the punch line. Now first off, using the phrase “punch line” with that whole fiasco is hilarious. It is like using Sonny Bono’s death as a metaphor for paying attention to shit. Is it offensive? Hell yes but is it funny? Yes, and comedy is the best medicine, especially when you have just gotten your but whooped by the Double Mint gum guy. It’s like getting smacked up by Joey McIntyre, but with better dance moves. Joey was straight so he couldn’t dance like Jordan. ZING! I kid, I kid. Jordan loves the pussy.
But I don’t understand how just because I make light of the situation makes me an advocate for beating women. Anyone that thinks that of me are two things:
1. Is wrong as hell…
2. …but at the same time is dead on.
You see, if you read this blog at any point and time in the past you know that I have always said that domestic violence is wrong no matter WHAT SEX YOU ARE. However, it gets to the point like Katt Williams said about the tiger attacking Siegfried or Roy (The festive one, not the butch one). None of us know what when on when they weren’t in the public eye but I do have to say this about a man that will bust your lip: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A MAN THAT WILL BUST YOUR LIP. If you have a tiger, you know that at some point, whether you EXPECT IT or not, that tiger will go tiger because it is a tiger and at the end of the day it is a wild animal no matter how “friendly” and “non-mauling of my face-like” you think it has become. The same happens with a beater. You can tell if a man is going to punch you in your cakehole for asking what a 2-3 zone is…or getting mad about having jump-offs. I mean…yeah that is pretty jacked up. I’ve been there and when I found out I was quite the pissy. I couldn’t believe The Efron would do that to me! It doesn’t matter if he (Or she…) is nice most of the time but just has a “temper” because you know at some point that “temper” is going to end up with a Killer Instinct 2 ULTRA C-C-C-C-COMBOOOOOO to your face. If Rihanna had been reading GamePro and got some Combo Breakers, we wouldn’t even be worried about this:
For reference, Rihanna:
• Quick breaks Medium
• Medium breaks Fierce
• Fierce breaks Quick
It sounds daunting now but in the heat of battle, you will know what to do. Now show him your moves!
On another note, can someone explain to me why R. Kelly peed on a child and got no jail time. Hell, I believe he got some Grammy Awards. Now some would say that domestic violence is worse than sexual relations with and peeing on a child and I must say that you are kind of comparing Bubsy 3D with Wrath of the Black Manta in terms of horribleness. But the fact that both R. Kelly and Chris Brown have broken a law to a certain extent (With Chris Brown we aren’t legally sure until a hearing but we all know what R. Kelly did. I SEENT IT!) and neither one is in jail is kind of disheartening. Yet Lil Kim went to jail for NOT SNITCHING and Mike Vick is in jail for getting dogs off the street and putting them in an environment where they could learn a trade and do something with themselves. You know, he was almost like the NFL version of Edward James Almos or Michelle Pfeiffer by helping underprivileged youths. For dogs…with a little bit of “Bloodsport” tossed in there for good measure:
FIGHT TO SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE! On another note, can someone find me a movie where Bolo Young actually WINS a tournament? I mean seriously, the dude should be like fucking Goldberg of martial arts films. Anyway I just think it is interesting that T.I. is going to jail for buying guns (Which he was going to also use to keep underprivileged youths out of trouble!) but Chris Brown still has his rights…lefts…and uppercuts to take solace in. Man, I am AWESOME this week! AND IT’S ONLY TUESDAY!
Okay, a lot of that was funny…well, ALL OF IT WAS FUNNY bit it still was not cool. We all know that abuse is a horrible thing (Unless it is against the Irish or the Turks…or Irish-Turks in which you actually get a tax write off) against anyone and we also know that people deserve due process and to have their story heard. Remember the Duke Lacrosse team? Yeah, me neither. Oh, and the rules don’t count for White people because you are White. Deal with it, no one likes you. Have happiness in owning all the shit in this country and quit bitching because your pasty ass can’t say “nigger.” You shouldn’t have a reason to say it any-fucking-way. Man, I am kind of offensive this week. I’m sorry; it must be the Girl Scout cookies. Oh, one last thing: it was brought to my attention that I have offended all races, creeds, genders and religions except for one set of people. And to you, I say this:
FUCK YOU, DENMARK.
YOU OTTER RAPING, YELLOW SNOW EATING, DRUGGED UP MOOSE-FUCKERS.
I think that is everyone. If not, let me know because I really want to be fair in my distain for everyone TO everyone. Goodnight, everybody! I will be back up Wednesday.
Chachi Out.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Knowing: It's Half The Battle. The Other Half Is Knowing How To Kill A Man With His Own Foot...
You know, I learned something’s this week….
Lesson Learned #1: Valentine’s Day Is Utter And Complete Bullshit
Yeah, I say that every year, even the times I actually had someone to be with but I honestly believe that Valentine’s Day is the most trifling of all the holidays (Which hasn’t been often. I guess I am more of a “it’s spring again” kind of guy):
I mean honestly; if you require a holiday to be told how special you are to someone then you are a worthless fuck. Yeah, I said it. I am so sick and tired of being told that something is wrong with ME because I don’t require a specific DAY to tell or show someone how much I care for them and believe that if you need to be told you are loved on that day then you are a total attention whore and you should pimp your wares somewhere else. Then, I am the bad guy. Valentine’s Day is the Bankai of female attention whores that believe that you have to show how much they are worth to you with gifts and for men with no real concept of the fact that love is intangible and really can’t be shown or quantified with gifts. Unless you are a whore or a john in which knock yourself out. Yes, I went there to motherfuckers. Valentine’s Day sucks and if you think it is relevant to your relationship rather than showing your feelings everyday then you should be shot in the babymakers because you breeding with anyone makes more stupid people.
Yeah, peeps I am on a epiphany roll right now.
Lesson Learned #2: Mexicans & Black People Are The EXACT SAME PEOPLE
So after going to the Gabriel Iglesias show on Saturday I realized that racism is the dumbest form of ignorance this side of beer pong and diss songs…or diss songs about ping pong which I am sure is coming. I mean, I have never seen more average looking Mexican males with below average looking White women since…the last rap concert I went to (I think it was Tech 9ine?). I swear; Black men and Hispanic men both love average looking white women, ugly ass cars, tacky ass clothes and being loud for no fucking reason. You would figure we would get along better as a people. Mexicans do the work Blacks won’t do, although most Black men don’t do ANY work but you can’t be choosy when proving a point. Both LOVE 70’s funk (Well, Black men do. Niggas love 50 Cent and they can have his dumb ass) and boxing. Hell, both make babies and don’t take care of them! You don’t hear Asian comics talk about babydaddies and babymommas! Mostly because they are dishonored and they will Chris Brown a woman with the quickness. Yes, Chris Brown has passed Ike Turner as my benchmark for beating women. Sad statement yes, but good for proving a point and the occasional comedic presence. In other words, Viva La Rizzle, My La-Tizzles! Man…that should offend EVERYONE.
Lesson Learned #3: You Gotta Do You, Because No One Else Will
So after a rousing conversation with a certain someone over mint juleps and coffee (Yep, I am gonna get me a plantation and start beating me some honkey slaves, too. Turnabout, bitches!) I learned something today: fuck the world if they can’t adjust. Now I rant on this blog a lot but a rarely ever get on my soapbox about much of anything because ranting is more for humor but I usually release to my closest friends. However, this is something for everyone. We all kind of realize at some point, unless you are Diddy, a vampire hunter or a cat that your life isn’t EXACTLY how everyone expects your life to be. People are expected to go to college, find a job, find a mate, marry that mate, make a family and then be a member of society that makes babies and…well, does nothing else really but move the economy. When you DON’T follow that plan, everyone looks at you like “what are you doing?!” because the common consensus (Especially in a place like this where everyone has a child because they are too busy fucking and not thinking about where babies come from. Lack of air kills brain cells; it’s science) is that you have to have a family to be complete. You marry, make babies then lather, screw and repeat. But honestly, that concept is so flawed that just looking at it at face value explains how come there is such a high divorce rate.
You see, K-Money said something that should wrap off of your lives in a nutshell:
“Your twenties are therapy for what you happened to learn in your early years and teens.”
Now, running with that if you get married in your twenties…you know NOTHING. Nothing about yourself, nothing about most of the world and most importantly nothing about other people. If you have no concept of those aspects, how can you POSSIBLE be with someone else. 50 Cent said it best and I will say it one more time:
“If you don’t know who you are, how can your dreams come true?”
You spend the time when you are supposed to be finding out who you are and what works for you either:
• Working at a job that doesn’t maximize what you want to be
• Going to college to take a major that is irrelevant to what you want to do
• Marry someone that doesn’t know what they want to do or be EITHER
• Getting yourself/someone else pregnant and having the traditional Catholic wedding (Yeah, I don’t like Catholics. You know that if you read this thing at all)
Hell, some of you out there have done all three. Then, by the time you are thirty and you realized you kind of spent your formative and learning years learning NOTHING you sit back and get divorced or decide to “find yourself” when it is a little bit too late because if you don’t know who you are or what you want to do by about 32ish then you are too far behind the curve by the popular standard of…some guy or something.
The simple fact is if you follow the standard motis operandi of how the masses believe you should be (Marrying and making babies just because without really looking past just doing what you are supposed to) then you are the problem, not the people that spent the time to find out what they wanted to be and spent the time to find out who they are as individuals. Guess what? We don’t WANT to be you. Yes, you may think we are selfish because we didn’t get married out of high school and begin to make babies and start families but you know what? Now many of you are divorced with crazy ex-husbands and bitchy baby-mommas and are just now taking the time out to find out what their issues are (Or in some cases refuse to take a hard look at themselves because they have been set in their fucktard ways for so long that they think it is pointless to change. Good luck with that, you dumb bitch) which actually makes you NOT the standard. In other words, we are the normies. NOT YOU. Put that in your self-righteous pipes and stick them up your asses. There is nothing wrong with finding yourself before you find someone else. As a matter of fact, it should be mandatory rather than getting married to the first person you knock up because if you are knocking people up and you aren’t married then you really aren’t really the brightest bulb in the fucking marquee to begin with. I am just saying.
In closing, if you are at a point where you believe that nothing is going right even though you are doing the right thing…odds are you are doing the right thing. That’s why nothing is going your way right now. I am not a big believer in karma but I am a believer in being who you are. Don’t be someone else because you think it is best for you be like everyone else or put your path to the side for the sake of others. You can balance both because at the end of the day, can’t no body love you like you:
Okay, the line is in there at the end but this is one of my favorite Foxy Brown songs so I wanted to post me. Sue me, I liked the “How To Be A Player” Soundtrack. In the end, ain’t a damn thing wrong with getting to know you because until you do you are worthless to anyone else. Believe it!
Wow…50 Cent, Foxy Brown, Biz Markie and Naruto on one post? I dare ANYONE to top that randomness. Yep, I am back. I will be back on Wednesday as tomorrow I have to work on a holiday even though my job is based on schools and they are closed so that makes PERFECT FUCKING SENSE while Tuesday is the do-or die day of whether I stay here or not. More info later but until then, you all stay up.
Chachi Out.
Lesson Learned #1: Valentine’s Day Is Utter And Complete Bullshit
Yeah, I say that every year, even the times I actually had someone to be with but I honestly believe that Valentine’s Day is the most trifling of all the holidays (Which hasn’t been often. I guess I am more of a “it’s spring again” kind of guy):
I mean honestly; if you require a holiday to be told how special you are to someone then you are a worthless fuck. Yeah, I said it. I am so sick and tired of being told that something is wrong with ME because I don’t require a specific DAY to tell or show someone how much I care for them and believe that if you need to be told you are loved on that day then you are a total attention whore and you should pimp your wares somewhere else. Then, I am the bad guy. Valentine’s Day is the Bankai of female attention whores that believe that you have to show how much they are worth to you with gifts and for men with no real concept of the fact that love is intangible and really can’t be shown or quantified with gifts. Unless you are a whore or a john in which knock yourself out. Yes, I went there to motherfuckers. Valentine’s Day sucks and if you think it is relevant to your relationship rather than showing your feelings everyday then you should be shot in the babymakers because you breeding with anyone makes more stupid people.
Yeah, peeps I am on a epiphany roll right now.
Lesson Learned #2: Mexicans & Black People Are The EXACT SAME PEOPLE
So after going to the Gabriel Iglesias show on Saturday I realized that racism is the dumbest form of ignorance this side of beer pong and diss songs…or diss songs about ping pong which I am sure is coming. I mean, I have never seen more average looking Mexican males with below average looking White women since…the last rap concert I went to (I think it was Tech 9ine?). I swear; Black men and Hispanic men both love average looking white women, ugly ass cars, tacky ass clothes and being loud for no fucking reason. You would figure we would get along better as a people. Mexicans do the work Blacks won’t do, although most Black men don’t do ANY work but you can’t be choosy when proving a point. Both LOVE 70’s funk (Well, Black men do. Niggas love 50 Cent and they can have his dumb ass) and boxing. Hell, both make babies and don’t take care of them! You don’t hear Asian comics talk about babydaddies and babymommas! Mostly because they are dishonored and they will Chris Brown a woman with the quickness. Yes, Chris Brown has passed Ike Turner as my benchmark for beating women. Sad statement yes, but good for proving a point and the occasional comedic presence. In other words, Viva La Rizzle, My La-Tizzles! Man…that should offend EVERYONE.
Lesson Learned #3: You Gotta Do You, Because No One Else Will
So after a rousing conversation with a certain someone over mint juleps and coffee (Yep, I am gonna get me a plantation and start beating me some honkey slaves, too. Turnabout, bitches!) I learned something today: fuck the world if they can’t adjust. Now I rant on this blog a lot but a rarely ever get on my soapbox about much of anything because ranting is more for humor but I usually release to my closest friends. However, this is something for everyone. We all kind of realize at some point, unless you are Diddy, a vampire hunter or a cat that your life isn’t EXACTLY how everyone expects your life to be. People are expected to go to college, find a job, find a mate, marry that mate, make a family and then be a member of society that makes babies and…well, does nothing else really but move the economy. When you DON’T follow that plan, everyone looks at you like “what are you doing?!” because the common consensus (Especially in a place like this where everyone has a child because they are too busy fucking and not thinking about where babies come from. Lack of air kills brain cells; it’s science) is that you have to have a family to be complete. You marry, make babies then lather, screw and repeat. But honestly, that concept is so flawed that just looking at it at face value explains how come there is such a high divorce rate.
You see, K-Money said something that should wrap off of your lives in a nutshell:
“Your twenties are therapy for what you happened to learn in your early years and teens.”
Now, running with that if you get married in your twenties…you know NOTHING. Nothing about yourself, nothing about most of the world and most importantly nothing about other people. If you have no concept of those aspects, how can you POSSIBLE be with someone else. 50 Cent said it best and I will say it one more time:
“If you don’t know who you are, how can your dreams come true?”
You spend the time when you are supposed to be finding out who you are and what works for you either:
• Working at a job that doesn’t maximize what you want to be
• Going to college to take a major that is irrelevant to what you want to do
• Marry someone that doesn’t know what they want to do or be EITHER
• Getting yourself/someone else pregnant and having the traditional Catholic wedding (Yeah, I don’t like Catholics. You know that if you read this thing at all)
Hell, some of you out there have done all three. Then, by the time you are thirty and you realized you kind of spent your formative and learning years learning NOTHING you sit back and get divorced or decide to “find yourself” when it is a little bit too late because if you don’t know who you are or what you want to do by about 32ish then you are too far behind the curve by the popular standard of…some guy or something.
The simple fact is if you follow the standard motis operandi of how the masses believe you should be (Marrying and making babies just because without really looking past just doing what you are supposed to) then you are the problem, not the people that spent the time to find out what they wanted to be and spent the time to find out who they are as individuals. Guess what? We don’t WANT to be you. Yes, you may think we are selfish because we didn’t get married out of high school and begin to make babies and start families but you know what? Now many of you are divorced with crazy ex-husbands and bitchy baby-mommas and are just now taking the time out to find out what their issues are (Or in some cases refuse to take a hard look at themselves because they have been set in their fucktard ways for so long that they think it is pointless to change. Good luck with that, you dumb bitch) which actually makes you NOT the standard. In other words, we are the normies. NOT YOU. Put that in your self-righteous pipes and stick them up your asses. There is nothing wrong with finding yourself before you find someone else. As a matter of fact, it should be mandatory rather than getting married to the first person you knock up because if you are knocking people up and you aren’t married then you really aren’t really the brightest bulb in the fucking marquee to begin with. I am just saying.
In closing, if you are at a point where you believe that nothing is going right even though you are doing the right thing…odds are you are doing the right thing. That’s why nothing is going your way right now. I am not a big believer in karma but I am a believer in being who you are. Don’t be someone else because you think it is best for you be like everyone else or put your path to the side for the sake of others. You can balance both because at the end of the day, can’t no body love you like you:
Okay, the line is in there at the end but this is one of my favorite Foxy Brown songs so I wanted to post me. Sue me, I liked the “How To Be A Player” Soundtrack. In the end, ain’t a damn thing wrong with getting to know you because until you do you are worthless to anyone else. Believe it!
Wow…50 Cent, Foxy Brown, Biz Markie and Naruto on one post? I dare ANYONE to top that randomness. Yep, I am back. I will be back on Wednesday as tomorrow I have to work on a holiday even though my job is based on schools and they are closed so that makes PERFECT FUCKING SENSE while Tuesday is the do-or die day of whether I stay here or not. More info later but until then, you all stay up.
Chachi Out.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Bringing Back That Old...Japanese...Rap!
Welcome back, everyone! It is once again Friday and you know that if you are here then you came to find out the biggest twenty videos on the planet! It is officially time for…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s begin with Falling Out:
Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Peaked at #18)
HALCALI – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Peaked at #2)
Kid CuDi had a short run while Halcai is biding their time for their second video to hit of 2009. We start off THIS week with a new video from a new artist!
20. Shion Tsuji – Sky Chord ~Otona ni Naru Kimi he~ (New Entry)
This week starts with what may be my favorite Bleach ending of all time! The video for “Sky Chord” is simplicity at its finest and actually reminds me a lot of a YUI video. Which is an awesome thing to have. Can’t wait for the single!
19. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #17)
Paramore falls two spots this week and it looks like their ride off of Twilight is over. Even though I love some Paramore…but I hate Twinkle.
18. UVERworld – 99/100 Damashi no Tetsu (New Entry)
Another day, another brand new UVERworld video! But this video is about as awesome as they have put out since Zero No Kotae two years ago. They are rocking HARD for the first time in a long time!
17. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #15)
Game and Ne-Yo falls two spots this week as they fell short from making the Top Ten as a duo. Maybe next time…
16. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #13, Four Weeks at #1)
So March 27th is the day that BoA will grace me with her English presence. That album needs to hurry up and get here before I freaks the hell out!
15. BoA - Eien (Last Week #18)
Speaking of BoA….MORE BOA! Now in Japanese form which is interesting because I am not sure if she is releasing a Japanese album at the same time or not. Either way, the more BoA, the better.
14. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #11)
Ikimonogakari falls three huge spots this week and I have to say that this video has been on here for a long time. One of the longest running videos and rightfully so. It makes me smile. Like Snoopy!
13. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #14)
Jeezy and Nas move up another spot this week as we move closer to the Top 10. I am really beginning to like Young Jeezy, and considering how much I wished him pain two calendar years ago it is an accomplishment.
12. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #8, Plunge of the Week)
Nana falls from the Top Ten for the first time since 2008! She has a new video but there have been a rush of new videos that have kept it out. Maybe next week?
11. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #16, Biggest Mover)
Mr. Legend is looking for his seventh Top Ten video and he is doing it in quick fashion! He hops up five spots this week to number eleven and is looking like maybe a sixth number one video is in his future!
10. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #6)
We start the Top Ten with a mainstay that falls a HUGE four spots this week. Kanye West falls from number six and ends his string of Top Five videos in a row. Hopefully he will bring us “Amazing” next.
9. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #12)
B.o.B. is in the Top 10! He moves up a big three spots this week and is now up here with the veterans! However, with tracks under his belt with Ludacris and T.I. I think he will fit in just fine. WHERE IS THE ALBUM, FOOL?!
8. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 4)
Aqua Timez falls from the Top Five this week after failing to take the top spot from YA-KYIM three weeks ago. BLEACH HAS TURNED BACK THE CLOCK, FOOL! CHECK IT OUT!
7. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #10)
BACK-ON continues to move up this week as they look to go farther than they have since “Chain” three years ago. I wonder when this single is coming out because I NEEDS IT AND I NEEDS IT NOW!
6. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #9)
J-Mac moves up three spots this week and he is just outside the Top 5! He may be filling the void that J-Tim has left over the last two years since he has been gone. Best to strike while the King is away. Into the Top Five!
5. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #3)
After coming close to the top as you can without taking the throne, Inoue Joe falls two spots this week and back to Earth. However, A NEW VIDEO IS OUT! HELLS YES!
4. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #7)
NERD has quietly made their way into the Top Five for the second time. I am still all about this song on my phone and man…the video pretty much makes me despise the bailout. Such is life, peeps. We are down to three!
3. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #5)
YA-KYIM and SEAMO move into the Top Three this week and makes history! I have to say that on the YA-KYIM RESPECTS mini-album, this is my favorite song. The video has a “1980’s threw up on it“ feel which I can’t complain about because the 80’s had its moments. Now, for a bit of a shocker…
2. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
Ya-kyim - kimi ga iru dake de
by vero147
WE HAVE A NEW NUMBER ONE VIDEO! After a month long reign for these three ladies, YA-KYIM falls from the top! Also, YA-KYIM is the first group in the three year history of the Countdown to have two videos in the Top Three! Kanye had two but they were as a guest performer. Congrats, ladies! However, they are runners up this week which means we have new champs!
1. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #2. One Week at #1)
RSP x BGB = #1!! After a long FOUR MONTH TREK, RSP finally takes the number one spot! I have to say it was well worth the ride, peeps! I love this song and I LOVE THIS VIDEO! Can’t beat the BGB with all their wackiness. Congratulations!
That is all for this Friday! Tune in a week from right now to see if RSP x BGB can make it two straight weeks on top! Or will YA-KYIM take one of their TWO videos in the Top Three to the top? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I will be back late tonight and then it is Gabriel Iglesias tomorrow in D-Town. Stay up ya’ll, I will try to be back on Sunday.
Chachi Out.
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s begin with Falling Out:
Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Peaked at #18)
HALCALI – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Peaked at #2)
Kid CuDi had a short run while Halcai is biding their time for their second video to hit of 2009. We start off THIS week with a new video from a new artist!
20. Shion Tsuji – Sky Chord ~Otona ni Naru Kimi he~ (New Entry)
This week starts with what may be my favorite Bleach ending of all time! The video for “Sky Chord” is simplicity at its finest and actually reminds me a lot of a YUI video. Which is an awesome thing to have. Can’t wait for the single!
19. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #17)
Paramore falls two spots this week and it looks like their ride off of Twilight is over. Even though I love some Paramore…but I hate Twinkle.
18. UVERworld – 99/100 Damashi no Tetsu (New Entry)
Another day, another brand new UVERworld video! But this video is about as awesome as they have put out since Zero No Kotae two years ago. They are rocking HARD for the first time in a long time!
17. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #15)
Game and Ne-Yo falls two spots this week as they fell short from making the Top Ten as a duo. Maybe next time…
16. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #13, Four Weeks at #1)
So March 27th is the day that BoA will grace me with her English presence. That album needs to hurry up and get here before I freaks the hell out!
15. BoA - Eien (Last Week #18)
Speaking of BoA….MORE BOA! Now in Japanese form which is interesting because I am not sure if she is releasing a Japanese album at the same time or not. Either way, the more BoA, the better.
14. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #11)
Ikimonogakari falls three huge spots this week and I have to say that this video has been on here for a long time. One of the longest running videos and rightfully so. It makes me smile. Like Snoopy!
13. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #14)
Jeezy and Nas move up another spot this week as we move closer to the Top 10. I am really beginning to like Young Jeezy, and considering how much I wished him pain two calendar years ago it is an accomplishment.
12. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #8, Plunge of the Week)
Nana falls from the Top Ten for the first time since 2008! She has a new video but there have been a rush of new videos that have kept it out. Maybe next week?
11. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #16, Biggest Mover)
Mr. Legend is looking for his seventh Top Ten video and he is doing it in quick fashion! He hops up five spots this week to number eleven and is looking like maybe a sixth number one video is in his future!
10. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #6)
We start the Top Ten with a mainstay that falls a HUGE four spots this week. Kanye West falls from number six and ends his string of Top Five videos in a row. Hopefully he will bring us “Amazing” next.
9. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #12)
B.o.B. is in the Top 10! He moves up a big three spots this week and is now up here with the veterans! However, with tracks under his belt with Ludacris and T.I. I think he will fit in just fine. WHERE IS THE ALBUM, FOOL?!
8. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 4)
Aqua Timez falls from the Top Five this week after failing to take the top spot from YA-KYIM three weeks ago. BLEACH HAS TURNED BACK THE CLOCK, FOOL! CHECK IT OUT!
7. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #10)
BACK-ON continues to move up this week as they look to go farther than they have since “Chain” three years ago. I wonder when this single is coming out because I NEEDS IT AND I NEEDS IT NOW!
6. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #9)
J-Mac moves up three spots this week and he is just outside the Top 5! He may be filling the void that J-Tim has left over the last two years since he has been gone. Best to strike while the King is away. Into the Top Five!
5. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #3)
After coming close to the top as you can without taking the throne, Inoue Joe falls two spots this week and back to Earth. However, A NEW VIDEO IS OUT! HELLS YES!
4. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #7)
NERD has quietly made their way into the Top Five for the second time. I am still all about this song on my phone and man…the video pretty much makes me despise the bailout. Such is life, peeps. We are down to three!
3. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #5)
YA-KYIM and SEAMO move into the Top Three this week and makes history! I have to say that on the YA-KYIM RESPECTS mini-album, this is my favorite song. The video has a “1980’s threw up on it“ feel which I can’t complain about because the 80’s had its moments. Now, for a bit of a shocker…
2. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
Ya-kyim - kimi ga iru dake de
by vero147
WE HAVE A NEW NUMBER ONE VIDEO! After a month long reign for these three ladies, YA-KYIM falls from the top! Also, YA-KYIM is the first group in the three year history of the Countdown to have two videos in the Top Three! Kanye had two but they were as a guest performer. Congrats, ladies! However, they are runners up this week which means we have new champs!
1. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #2. One Week at #1)
RSP x BGB = #1!! After a long FOUR MONTH TREK, RSP finally takes the number one spot! I have to say it was well worth the ride, peeps! I love this song and I LOVE THIS VIDEO! Can’t beat the BGB with all their wackiness. Congratulations!
That is all for this Friday! Tune in a week from right now to see if RSP x BGB can make it two straight weeks on top! Or will YA-KYIM take one of their TWO videos in the Top Three to the top? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I will be back late tonight and then it is Gabriel Iglesias tomorrow in D-Town. Stay up ya’ll, I will try to be back on Sunday.
Chachi Out.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Sony: Sticking It To The Consumer Since 2001...
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
In Old Country, Hitting Woman Is Saying Hello!
What is up people?!
Quick question. Why are there no shows about video games on G4 anymore? I mean it might as well be called “FOX LITE” because all that is on there is “Cops” and “Arrested Development” and both of those shows are not worth watching. Like…at all. I mean I was one that LIKED having a network for gamers because we all know that a network for geeks would never work. Oh wait, YES IT FUCKING WOULD! I network for nerds would have the highest ratings ever because nerds never leave the FUCKING HOUSE! I mean check out the TV blocks:
4am-7am: Old School Disney Cartoons
Yes, I know that Toon Disney has some but I am talking about the shows from our youth. You know:
• Darkwing Duck
• Ducktales
• Gargoyles
• Bonkers (Yeah, totally nuts!)
• Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers
• The Wuzzles (I know it isn’t Disney…but I liked The Wuzzles. Bumblelion in the house, mofos!)
7am-9am: Morning Dew
Gamers know what I mean. That first Mountain Dew after a night of gaming that ended at 3am just to start back at 7am. Mountain Dew is nerd coffee and we all will admit it. This could be like Attack of the Show-meets-X-Play with hosts that kind of know what the fuck is going on with some Today Show tossed in there for some news cred. I mean it wouldn’t be that hard of a show to create or to market.
9am-12pm: Robot Madness!
Every cartoon with a robot is on in this block:
• Gundam (Any series will do. Not like anyone really has a fucking idea what is going on in that damn show)
• Voltron (HELLS. YES.)
• Transformers (Old school. None of that Beast Wars or Machine Wars bullshit)
• Go-Bots (They serve their purpose…to fill time between REAL ROBOTS. AW SNAP!)
• Manzinger/Tranzor Z (HELLS THE FUCK YES ALL OVER MY FACE!
• Astro Boy (Got to go with an original to end things)
After that I am kind of lost a bit between original programming or tossing in some other nerd shows like maybe so Star Trek, Dr. Who, Dresden Files, Firefly and Quantum Leap. Also wanted to add some shows like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Masked Rider (You know, if the American version wasn’t so bastardized it could have taken off) and other shows like that. Late night could be filled with a new Heavy Metal series, Duckman and other shows of that type. Hell, maybe even toss in some “Salute Your Shorts” and “Hey Dude” for some real late night Snick action! Hell, bring back The Roundhouse! You will always have a friend there!
Lastly, every Thanksgiving there has to be a marathon of….LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!:
SILVER SNAKES, FOOLS! WHAT?!
Anyone else have any ideas? I think this needs to be pitched to someone because the idea is genius. WE nerds need our own channel, not one that CLAIMS to be our channel…like BET does for Black people. Yeah, I said it.
Lastly, while reading Media Takeout (Please don’t ask why) I found out about this whole story about Chris Brown supposedly hitting Rihanna. First off, these people that are bitching about how “it is never okay to hit a woman” need to shut their ass. There are several good reasons for hitting a woman (She hits you more than twice, she is fucking her ex-boyfriend, she voted for Nader) you just shouldn’t because people think you shouldn’t and public opinion is kind of law. However, is it any of your fucking business? The answer is no so don’t say anything else aside that. Secondly…does anyone really give a rats ass about this? I mean people online are acting like the world will stop spinning because Chris Breezy slapped up the “Disturbia” chick for being a dumbass because he is a dumbass FOR BEING A CELEBRITY AND SMACKING UP A BITCH ON A MAJOR STREET THE NIGHT BEFORE A MAJOR AWARD SHOW. I mean, not the brightest light in the marquee if I say so myself but it ain’t my business. All I have to say is that Dr. Dre slapped a woman up real good in the early 90’s and he made it out just fine. Hell, Lionel Ritchie got beat up by a woman and he…well…he WAS a superstar. “Dancing on the Ceiling” was a long ass time ago. Either way, even if he did people will support him because at the end of the day women, just like Eskimos, Turks and puppies…aren’t people. Which means they don’t have souls! It’s science!
By the way, anyone that reads that above paragraph and thinks I am serious is a fucktard. We all know that Eskimos ARE people, just magical. Gawd, u ppl r stoopid. LOLZ
Well, that is all for now. Wish Rihanna a speedy recovery so she can continue pissing me off slightly less than Beyonce. And let’s hope Chris Brown can avoid jail so he can continue to be a poor man’s Ne-Yo who is a poor man’s Usher. Oh, and so that he won’t get raped because if Chris Brown goes to county he WILL be the Heath Inspectors’ favorite backdoor visit. He’s gonna take you down!
Man, I gotta stop smokin’ this shit right here! I am out, fools! Be back at some point this week. I am changing up Douchebrawl this year due to not renewing the domain name but I will have it figured out soon. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out.
Quick question. Why are there no shows about video games on G4 anymore? I mean it might as well be called “FOX LITE” because all that is on there is “Cops” and “Arrested Development” and both of those shows are not worth watching. Like…at all. I mean I was one that LIKED having a network for gamers because we all know that a network for geeks would never work. Oh wait, YES IT FUCKING WOULD! I network for nerds would have the highest ratings ever because nerds never leave the FUCKING HOUSE! I mean check out the TV blocks:
4am-7am: Old School Disney Cartoons
Yes, I know that Toon Disney has some but I am talking about the shows from our youth. You know:
• Darkwing Duck
• Ducktales
• Gargoyles
• Bonkers (Yeah, totally nuts!)
• Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers
• The Wuzzles (I know it isn’t Disney…but I liked The Wuzzles. Bumblelion in the house, mofos!)
7am-9am: Morning Dew
Gamers know what I mean. That first Mountain Dew after a night of gaming that ended at 3am just to start back at 7am. Mountain Dew is nerd coffee and we all will admit it. This could be like Attack of the Show-meets-X-Play with hosts that kind of know what the fuck is going on with some Today Show tossed in there for some news cred. I mean it wouldn’t be that hard of a show to create or to market.
9am-12pm: Robot Madness!
Every cartoon with a robot is on in this block:
• Gundam (Any series will do. Not like anyone really has a fucking idea what is going on in that damn show)
• Voltron (HELLS. YES.)
• Transformers (Old school. None of that Beast Wars or Machine Wars bullshit)
• Go-Bots (They serve their purpose…to fill time between REAL ROBOTS. AW SNAP!)
• Manzinger/Tranzor Z (HELLS THE FUCK YES ALL OVER MY FACE!
• Astro Boy (Got to go with an original to end things)
After that I am kind of lost a bit between original programming or tossing in some other nerd shows like maybe so Star Trek, Dr. Who, Dresden Files, Firefly and Quantum Leap. Also wanted to add some shows like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Masked Rider (You know, if the American version wasn’t so bastardized it could have taken off) and other shows like that. Late night could be filled with a new Heavy Metal series, Duckman and other shows of that type. Hell, maybe even toss in some “Salute Your Shorts” and “Hey Dude” for some real late night Snick action! Hell, bring back The Roundhouse! You will always have a friend there!
Lastly, every Thanksgiving there has to be a marathon of….LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!:
SILVER SNAKES, FOOLS! WHAT?!
Anyone else have any ideas? I think this needs to be pitched to someone because the idea is genius. WE nerds need our own channel, not one that CLAIMS to be our channel…like BET does for Black people. Yeah, I said it.
Lastly, while reading Media Takeout (Please don’t ask why) I found out about this whole story about Chris Brown supposedly hitting Rihanna. First off, these people that are bitching about how “it is never okay to hit a woman” need to shut their ass. There are several good reasons for hitting a woman (She hits you more than twice, she is fucking her ex-boyfriend, she voted for Nader) you just shouldn’t because people think you shouldn’t and public opinion is kind of law. However, is it any of your fucking business? The answer is no so don’t say anything else aside that. Secondly…does anyone really give a rats ass about this? I mean people online are acting like the world will stop spinning because Chris Breezy slapped up the “Disturbia” chick for being a dumbass because he is a dumbass FOR BEING A CELEBRITY AND SMACKING UP A BITCH ON A MAJOR STREET THE NIGHT BEFORE A MAJOR AWARD SHOW. I mean, not the brightest light in the marquee if I say so myself but it ain’t my business. All I have to say is that Dr. Dre slapped a woman up real good in the early 90’s and he made it out just fine. Hell, Lionel Ritchie got beat up by a woman and he…well…he WAS a superstar. “Dancing on the Ceiling” was a long ass time ago. Either way, even if he did people will support him because at the end of the day women, just like Eskimos, Turks and puppies…aren’t people. Which means they don’t have souls! It’s science!
By the way, anyone that reads that above paragraph and thinks I am serious is a fucktard. We all know that Eskimos ARE people, just magical. Gawd, u ppl r stoopid. LOLZ
Well, that is all for now. Wish Rihanna a speedy recovery so she can continue pissing me off slightly less than Beyonce. And let’s hope Chris Brown can avoid jail so he can continue to be a poor man’s Ne-Yo who is a poor man’s Usher. Oh, and so that he won’t get raped because if Chris Brown goes to county he WILL be the Heath Inspectors’ favorite backdoor visit. He’s gonna take you down!
Man, I gotta stop smokin’ this shit right here! I am out, fools! Be back at some point this week. I am changing up Douchebrawl this year due to not renewing the domain name but I will have it figured out soon. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Singing Asian Women: THEY HAVE FOUND MY WEAKNESS!!
Well you know what time it is so let’s get this party started right on this awesomely beautiful Friday! Get ready for…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We only have one video in this weeks’ Falling Out but it is a doozy:
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Peaked at #1 for Five Weeks)
One of the biggest videos of 2008 finally drops off and we begin this week with another one that might!
20. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #18)
We begin this week with young Kid CuDi falling two spots this week to number twenty. It has only been three weeks and he may be on his way out. Hard enough just to get on here, though.
19. HALCALI – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #17)
This week looks like Halcali’s final week after a triumphant return. They have a new video so they should be back soon.
18. BoA - Eien (New Entry)
BoA is back! Oddly enough, she is back and singing…in Japanese. PICK A LANGUAGE AND STICK WITH IT! NO FENCE SITTERS! I kid, I kid. She could be singing in Cambodian for all I care. I love her so much!
17. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #14)
So I guess me missing them last year is the end of that story. Is Paramore EVER coming back to Colorado? I’M SORRY!
16. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #19)
Mr. Legend moves up three big spots this week as he has silently become one of the most successful artists in the Countdown’s history. Four number one videos and an Artist of the Year win for 2006 kind of prove it.
15. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Looks like the Game and Ne-Yo need to take some more pictures because they fall this week and look to have stalled out. Whatever this leaked song with Anthony Hamilton is all about needs to be made into a video RIGHT NOW.
14. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #15)
The Snowman moves up a spot this week with this ode to our Black president. The remix with Jay Z is actually…serviceable. Not GOOD, but serviceable.
13. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #10, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls from the Top 10 for the first time in almost three months! She dominated the end of 2008 and the beginning of this year and with a new album in March and a new video already, it may be her year!
12. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #16)
B.o.B. is making moves this week! He hops up four huge spots this week as we begin to learn a little more about ATL’s next big thing. Working with T.I. and Luda will help out a lot with that.
11. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #8)
After coming so close to taking the number one spot, Ikimonogakari falls from the Top 10 this week. Not sure when I will get me some more of them, though.
10. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #13)
We are into the Top 10 and we start with the return of BACK-ON! After a hiatus between now and “Sands Of Time” the climb back up into the upper half this week. Now I have to wait forever for a new album from these guys. Great.
9. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #11)
Jesse McCartney is moving on up this week! He takes a spot at number nine this week and I have to say…J-Tim better make a comeback or J-Mac is taking his spot. I’m just saying.
8. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #6)
Nana, once one step away from taking the crown, now falls two more spots this week. Her new video will be on here soon odds are, so don’t feel bad, guys!
7. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #9)
NERD is back, people! Their latest video moves up and closer to the top spot that has eluded them prior. Can Pharrell hit the top without Kanye in tow?
6. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #6)
Speaking of Kanye, he stays put at number six this week and looks like he may have a streak broken. He has had SEVEN STRAIGHT VIDEOS in the Top Three including six of them at number one (Unless you count Kid Sister…which I don’t. I was at a weird place in my life!) which is like…insane.
5. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #7)
We gots more YA-KYIM for you! They have their second Top Five video of 2009 and they have two in the Top Five right now! The question is…the other one still at number one?
4. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 2)
After two hard fought weeks, Aqua Timez falls two spots to number four and is unable to knock off the defending champ! It was a long road but many others have fallen to the wayside as well so they shouldn’t feel bad. And we are down to three!
3. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #4)
In a TOTAL SHOCKER, Joe Inoue has moved up to the bronze medal spot this week in their first time out! The Naruto bump hasn’t worked for two damn years but they are able to pull it off. Times are a changing…
2. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #3)
RSP and the legendary BGB are one step away from taking over the Countdown! They move up one spot this week but that spot is the dreaded runner up spot! No video has hopne from number two to number one in over 4 months! Can they pull it off? Well, we will have to find out next week!
1. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
Ya-kyim - kimi ga iru dake de
by vero147
For one full month, YA-KYIM has held down the Countdown! They have surpassed the reign of “Super Looper” last year by a week and with how things are going now, this could be their year to shine! Even still, this mini-album of theirs may be the best of 2009 because I CANNOT stop listening to it! Great stuff!
Well, that is all for this Friday! See you in a week to see if YA-KYIM can make it a big five weeks at number one! Or can RSP x BGB take the top spot after over TWO MONTHS of climbing? Or will Joe Inoue shock us all and reign supreme as rookies? See you in seven to find out!
I will be in D-Town tomorrow for most of the night so if I don’t make it back in time Happy Birthday, Shai! Or however it’s spelled; I really aint a word person. Until next time, peeps! Stay up!
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We only have one video in this weeks’ Falling Out but it is a doozy:
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Peaked at #1 for Five Weeks)
One of the biggest videos of 2008 finally drops off and we begin this week with another one that might!
20. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #18)
We begin this week with young Kid CuDi falling two spots this week to number twenty. It has only been three weeks and he may be on his way out. Hard enough just to get on here, though.
19. HALCALI – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #17)
This week looks like Halcali’s final week after a triumphant return. They have a new video so they should be back soon.
18. BoA - Eien (New Entry)
BoA is back! Oddly enough, she is back and singing…in Japanese. PICK A LANGUAGE AND STICK WITH IT! NO FENCE SITTERS! I kid, I kid. She could be singing in Cambodian for all I care. I love her so much!
17. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #14)
So I guess me missing them last year is the end of that story. Is Paramore EVER coming back to Colorado? I’M SORRY!
16. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #19)
Mr. Legend moves up three big spots this week as he has silently become one of the most successful artists in the Countdown’s history. Four number one videos and an Artist of the Year win for 2006 kind of prove it.
15. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Looks like the Game and Ne-Yo need to take some more pictures because they fall this week and look to have stalled out. Whatever this leaked song with Anthony Hamilton is all about needs to be made into a video RIGHT NOW.
14. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #15)
The Snowman moves up a spot this week with this ode to our Black president. The remix with Jay Z is actually…serviceable. Not GOOD, but serviceable.
13. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #10, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls from the Top 10 for the first time in almost three months! She dominated the end of 2008 and the beginning of this year and with a new album in March and a new video already, it may be her year!
12. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #16)
B.o.B. is making moves this week! He hops up four huge spots this week as we begin to learn a little more about ATL’s next big thing. Working with T.I. and Luda will help out a lot with that.
11. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #8)
After coming so close to taking the number one spot, Ikimonogakari falls from the Top 10 this week. Not sure when I will get me some more of them, though.
10. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #13)
We are into the Top 10 and we start with the return of BACK-ON! After a hiatus between now and “Sands Of Time” the climb back up into the upper half this week. Now I have to wait forever for a new album from these guys. Great.
9. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #11)
Jesse McCartney is moving on up this week! He takes a spot at number nine this week and I have to say…J-Tim better make a comeback or J-Mac is taking his spot. I’m just saying.
8. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #6)
Nana, once one step away from taking the crown, now falls two more spots this week. Her new video will be on here soon odds are, so don’t feel bad, guys!
7. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #9)
NERD is back, people! Their latest video moves up and closer to the top spot that has eluded them prior. Can Pharrell hit the top without Kanye in tow?
6. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #6)
Speaking of Kanye, he stays put at number six this week and looks like he may have a streak broken. He has had SEVEN STRAIGHT VIDEOS in the Top Three including six of them at number one (Unless you count Kid Sister…which I don’t. I was at a weird place in my life!) which is like…insane.
5. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #7)
We gots more YA-KYIM for you! They have their second Top Five video of 2009 and they have two in the Top Five right now! The question is…the other one still at number one?
4. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 2)
After two hard fought weeks, Aqua Timez falls two spots to number four and is unable to knock off the defending champ! It was a long road but many others have fallen to the wayside as well so they shouldn’t feel bad. And we are down to three!
3. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #4)
In a TOTAL SHOCKER, Joe Inoue has moved up to the bronze medal spot this week in their first time out! The Naruto bump hasn’t worked for two damn years but they are able to pull it off. Times are a changing…
2. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #3)
RSP and the legendary BGB are one step away from taking over the Countdown! They move up one spot this week but that spot is the dreaded runner up spot! No video has hopne from number two to number one in over 4 months! Can they pull it off? Well, we will have to find out next week!
1. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
Ya-kyim - kimi ga iru dake de
by vero147
For one full month, YA-KYIM has held down the Countdown! They have surpassed the reign of “Super Looper” last year by a week and with how things are going now, this could be their year to shine! Even still, this mini-album of theirs may be the best of 2009 because I CANNOT stop listening to it! Great stuff!
Well, that is all for this Friday! See you in a week to see if YA-KYIM can make it a big five weeks at number one! Or can RSP x BGB take the top spot after over TWO MONTHS of climbing? Or will Joe Inoue shock us all and reign supreme as rookies? See you in seven to find out!
I will be in D-Town tomorrow for most of the night so if I don’t make it back in time Happy Birthday, Shai! Or however it’s spelled; I really aint a word person. Until next time, peeps! Stay up!
Chachi Out
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Taking A Break: Not Just For An Ex That Wanted To Fuck Her Ex-Boyfriend Anymore...
What is up, people?! I am back with my first new blog in about two weeks and I have to say…I have kind of missed it. Just been too tired to do it when I get back from D-Town. However, it is about that time to make my return! A rather quick one, but still. First things first…
Why Is Zac Efron So Dreamy?
I mean seriously? His eyes could tame the evilest bear and everytime he sings a song, an angel comes. It’s true; look it up in the Bible. I mean How can anyone look at The Eff and not believe in life after love? You better not break his heart, Vanessa!
The CO vs. The Snitch: WORST. HIP HOP BEEF. EVER.
We are in tragic days and times, peeps. It seems that two of the most worthless pieces of shit to pick up the microphone are taking all of their niggardly goodness and putting it in MP3 format for all of us to wonder WHO IN THE FUCK CARES?! The two bloodclots I speak of are Officer Rick Ross and 50 First Snitches Cent. Now both of these niggas are worthless. I mean I can think of nothing of redeeming quality that they have brought to society at all. I mean, at least I can offend people with humor on purpose. Their music is offensive to all not because of the lyrical content but because it is that damn bad. Now, these to trifling ass niggas are beefing. I have to ask myself:
“Self, WILL THESE STUPID ASS NIGGAS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!”
I mean come on, people. No beefs are good beefs. The only good beef to come out of hip hop was the Young MC/Redhead Kingpin beef of 1988. Aside from that, all rap disputes end in the deaths of people that don’t deserve to die and the continued life of those that DESERVE IT. Shawty Lo…I am looking square at your simple ass. Non-rapping fuck. Just when rap is looking up, the fear that all Black people have rears its ugly head: NIGGAS FUCKING UP A GOOD TIME:
I mean does anyone even care about 50 Cent anymore? I mean, except for niggas. He is like the nigga Martin Luther King or something because they actually think he is…like…worth a damn. It is really disheartening. As for Rick Ross…”Hustlin” was alright but aside from that I liked him better when he was Chef. Wait, he aint Isaac Hayes! Who in the hell is Rick Ross?! Guess I better get ready for another year of BET being ignorant again. Guess I will be watching Adult Swim even more this year.
Damn, I Was Actually Right. People DO Suck
You know, I had a pretty enlightening conversation with Copper on Saturday about a talk he had with Commander Gary. He said that all the normal people he knew that DIDN’T fuck people over and DIDN’T act like total douches all the time and really just followed all the rules of common decency were all miserable as hell. Now some people are miserable by choice (You know who you are) but I understood what he meant right off the top. On the other hand, total assholes and fuckwits are the happiest and oddly enough sometimes the most successful people out there and it is all owed to not giving a fuck about anyone or anything but themselves. He then posed it to himself:
Am I doing this wrong? Is being a Chad the best way to go?
In a lot of retrospect I have to agree with him. Not giving a shit about people is how everyone succeeds in life. You think Barry Bonds gave a shit about anyone? Hells no, and he is the home run king and is knee deep in bitches right now. It is become that the more you care, the less you get by because giving a fuck about people means that you get found by people that DON’T give a fuck and you totally get ran over. There are two or three of you that know what I mean but there is no time for a pity party right now. We all pay bills and have interest rates for the fuckers that DON’T pay their bills. We have insurance for the fuckers that CAN’T drive without drinking a beer at the same time. The people that follow the rules and act like decent human beings are fucked because the ones that only look out for themselves get by scot free. Like YC, I have been wondering if maybe it is best to just be the toolkits I so despise because they seem to have it all down to a doucherific science. It is like I have said about niggas, bros, dumb bitches, Christians and Turks: they relish in their ignorance. By doing so, they take such joy in being assholes that they become comfortable in their own skin…no matter how much of a horrible human being they may be. It’s a simple but mind-blowing theory but man it is so true.
The problem is that we see these people so often now because I think everyone is realizing that being a fuckwit is the way to be. No one expects anything from you so if you act like a fuckwit no one is shocked and if you show THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF COMMON SENSE people think you are then second coming of Freddie Mercury. Yes, he is bigger than Jesus. And gayer, too…barely! So I have stated several times that people suck for various reasons (Both male and female) but man, I never really thought I was RIGHT. In retrospect, think of all the douchebags or dumb bitches you know. Are any of them in jail? Are any of them forced to have their tubes tied? No, because the normies end up being forced to protect the stupid at their own expense. IT SUCKS BECAUSE THEY SUCK. That was kind of a downer but man, it is a very interesting theory. Test it out and see what you find. I am going to continue this one on Sunday because I want to get some more input but I believe it is time for an Omnibus about it. Sucks to be me:
Not really, I just wanted a reason to post Avenue Q…because I am totally not gay.
Well, that is all for now. I have to be up at the ass-crack of dawn once again. I will be back for the Countdown on Friday and should be back on Sunday for an Omnibus. Until then, peace out peeps!
Chachi Out
Why Is Zac Efron So Dreamy?
I mean seriously? His eyes could tame the evilest bear and everytime he sings a song, an angel comes. It’s true; look it up in the Bible. I mean How can anyone look at The Eff and not believe in life after love? You better not break his heart, Vanessa!
The CO vs. The Snitch: WORST. HIP HOP BEEF. EVER.
We are in tragic days and times, peeps. It seems that two of the most worthless pieces of shit to pick up the microphone are taking all of their niggardly goodness and putting it in MP3 format for all of us to wonder WHO IN THE FUCK CARES?! The two bloodclots I speak of are Officer Rick Ross and 50 First Snitches Cent. Now both of these niggas are worthless. I mean I can think of nothing of redeeming quality that they have brought to society at all. I mean, at least I can offend people with humor on purpose. Their music is offensive to all not because of the lyrical content but because it is that damn bad. Now, these to trifling ass niggas are beefing. I have to ask myself:
“Self, WILL THESE STUPID ASS NIGGAS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!”
I mean come on, people. No beefs are good beefs. The only good beef to come out of hip hop was the Young MC/Redhead Kingpin beef of 1988. Aside from that, all rap disputes end in the deaths of people that don’t deserve to die and the continued life of those that DESERVE IT. Shawty Lo…I am looking square at your simple ass. Non-rapping fuck. Just when rap is looking up, the fear that all Black people have rears its ugly head: NIGGAS FUCKING UP A GOOD TIME:
I mean does anyone even care about 50 Cent anymore? I mean, except for niggas. He is like the nigga Martin Luther King or something because they actually think he is…like…worth a damn. It is really disheartening. As for Rick Ross…”Hustlin” was alright but aside from that I liked him better when he was Chef. Wait, he aint Isaac Hayes! Who in the hell is Rick Ross?! Guess I better get ready for another year of BET being ignorant again. Guess I will be watching Adult Swim even more this year.
Damn, I Was Actually Right. People DO Suck
You know, I had a pretty enlightening conversation with Copper on Saturday about a talk he had with Commander Gary. He said that all the normal people he knew that DIDN’T fuck people over and DIDN’T act like total douches all the time and really just followed all the rules of common decency were all miserable as hell. Now some people are miserable by choice (You know who you are) but I understood what he meant right off the top. On the other hand, total assholes and fuckwits are the happiest and oddly enough sometimes the most successful people out there and it is all owed to not giving a fuck about anyone or anything but themselves. He then posed it to himself:
Am I doing this wrong? Is being a Chad the best way to go?
In a lot of retrospect I have to agree with him. Not giving a shit about people is how everyone succeeds in life. You think Barry Bonds gave a shit about anyone? Hells no, and he is the home run king and is knee deep in bitches right now. It is become that the more you care, the less you get by because giving a fuck about people means that you get found by people that DON’T give a fuck and you totally get ran over. There are two or three of you that know what I mean but there is no time for a pity party right now. We all pay bills and have interest rates for the fuckers that DON’T pay their bills. We have insurance for the fuckers that CAN’T drive without drinking a beer at the same time. The people that follow the rules and act like decent human beings are fucked because the ones that only look out for themselves get by scot free. Like YC, I have been wondering if maybe it is best to just be the toolkits I so despise because they seem to have it all down to a doucherific science. It is like I have said about niggas, bros, dumb bitches, Christians and Turks: they relish in their ignorance. By doing so, they take such joy in being assholes that they become comfortable in their own skin…no matter how much of a horrible human being they may be. It’s a simple but mind-blowing theory but man it is so true.
The problem is that we see these people so often now because I think everyone is realizing that being a fuckwit is the way to be. No one expects anything from you so if you act like a fuckwit no one is shocked and if you show THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF COMMON SENSE people think you are then second coming of Freddie Mercury. Yes, he is bigger than Jesus. And gayer, too…barely! So I have stated several times that people suck for various reasons (Both male and female) but man, I never really thought I was RIGHT. In retrospect, think of all the douchebags or dumb bitches you know. Are any of them in jail? Are any of them forced to have their tubes tied? No, because the normies end up being forced to protect the stupid at their own expense. IT SUCKS BECAUSE THEY SUCK. That was kind of a downer but man, it is a very interesting theory. Test it out and see what you find. I am going to continue this one on Sunday because I want to get some more input but I believe it is time for an Omnibus about it. Sucks to be me:
Not really, I just wanted a reason to post Avenue Q…because I am totally not gay.
Well, that is all for now. I have to be up at the ass-crack of dawn once again. I will be back for the Countdown on Friday and should be back on Sunday for an Omnibus. Until then, peace out peeps!
Chachi Out
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