It is about that time! After delays upon delays for extenuating circumstances (Mainly my laziness) I have finally given the peeps what they are looking for! So after a long wait, it is time for the…
Passion of Chachi Presents: The Third Annual Chachi Video Awards!
Let’s start off with some pre-show awards!
Best Collaboration Video
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love In This Club
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
Zeebra feat May J – Shinin’ Like A Diamond
John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell Williams) feat Thom Yorke – Us Placers
Fonzworth Bentley feat Kanye West & Andre 3000 – Everybody (Don’t Stop)
Game feat Keisha Cole – Game’s Pain
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
The Winner Is…Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On!
Now THIS is a collaboration. Now Fonzworth Bentley and company came close (Literally, they were the slotted winners until like 5 minutes ago!) and T.K. & Misia had a convincing argument due to how often I listened to them earlier this year. But this video had something that I haven’t seen in a hip hop video in a long time. The verses of Ye’ and Jeezy really just set this video off, and you know how I didn’t like Jeezy two years ago. What can I say, I believe in the Snowman now!
Best Pop Video (Male)
Kevin Rudolf feat Lil Wayne – Let It Rock
Daughtry – What About Now
Chris Brown – Forever
Rain (Bi) – Love Story
TM Revolution – Resonance
Robin Thicke – Magic
Fall Out Boy – I Don’t Care
Maroon 5 – Goodnight, Goodnight
The Winner Is…Robin Thicke – Magic!
Kind of a light year on the pop end of the spectrum but Robin Thicke once again proves that White boys can have some soul. The dance moves in the video are a tad bit too JT-esque but I can get over that. Besides, you KNOW this was your jam!
Best Pop Video (Female)
YUI- Summer Song
Colbie Calliat – Realize
Namie Amuro – NEW LOOK
Daffy – Warrick Avenue
NaNa – Movin’ On
Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands
Alicia Keys – Teenage Love Affair
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
The Winner Is…Duffy – Warrick Avenue!
Okay…I am a closet Duffy fan. Even more so than I am a closet Colbie Calliat fan and she came hella close to winning this one. However, seeing as how I listen to “Warrick Avenue” whenever I feel sad and the video makes me even sadder…I have to give it the nod.
Best R&B Video (Male)
John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light
T-Pain feat Lil’ Wayne – I Can’t Believe It
Robin Thicke – Magic
Ne-Yo – Closer
Rain (Bi) – Love Story
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love In This Club
Chris Brown – Forever
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
The Winner Is… Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
Once again, another last second change! John Legend looked to have this one won from TK by a hair but I really had to take into account just HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS VIDEO THIS SPRING! I mean you know I was all over this on the Countdown and if you know me personally, on general purpose. TK is finally getting some US love, peeps!
Best Comeback Video
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Bennie K – Monochrome
John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light
Rain (Bi) – Love Story
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
New Kids On The Block – Summertime
TM Revolution – Resonance
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love In This Club
The Winner Is…Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl!
You know, I have been a Hyori Lee fan for a minute (Ever since “10 Minutes” actually) and after the whole “Get Ya” fiasco I wondered how she would take it. I mean, being accused of stealing from Britney Spears is SAD. However, after this video I will never doubt her again. This video was hella hot and although she needs to eat a sandwich…I would hit that.
Best R&B Video (Female)
Alicia Keys – Teenage Love Affair
Rihanna - Disturbia
NaNa – Movin’ On
Duffy – Warrick Avenue
Jennifer Hudson – Spotlight
Namie Amuro – New Look
Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F.
YA-KYIM – Super Looper
The Winner Is…YA-KYIM – Super Looper!
Now if you had to sit in a car with me you know that this song was on all the damn time. And for good reason because it is awesome! Add in the fact that all the ladies in this group are DAMN FINE (Especially Yurie) and all I have to say is we have a winnar!
Best J-Pop Video (Male)
KELUN – CHU-BURA
Toshinobu Kobota feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
TM Revolution – Resonance
L’Arc~en~Ciel – NEXUS 4
UVERworld – Koishikute
Home Made Kazoku – NO RAIN, NO RAINBOW
LONG SHOT PARTY – DISTANCE
Seamo feat Ayuze Kozue – Honey
The Winner Is... Toshinobu Kobota feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
This may be my favorite SONG of the year (Tune in for the Chachi Music Awards in January, bitches!) because it is the late night notes! When I first saw the video I had just watched the MTV Icon for TK and this video just made me say “Yeah, he deserves to be an Icon…unlike LL Cool J” because this is better than most of the R&B I have heard over the last 10 years. Welcome back, TK!
Best J-Pop Video (Female)
YUI – LAUGH AWAY
NaNa – Movin’ On
May J. – Do Tha, To Tha
Yuna Ito – I Miss You
Kumi Koda – TABOO
Namie Amuro – NEW LOOK
Hearts Grow – Sora
YA-KYIM – Super Looper
The Winner Is…NaNa – Movin’ On!
Okay, you know how much it hurt me that this song didn’t get as many nominations as it deserved in 2007 because of my cut off date for certain categories. But this year, NaNa gets her due because I was all about this video last year. From the first time I saw it, I was taken in and I have never looked back. Beyonce wishes her dancing repertoire was this deep (Rather than just gyrating and shit. That aint dancing, it’s stupid)
Well, those are the preshow awards handed out earlier this evening. Now it is time for the live show!
CAN YOU DIG IT?!?!?!?!?!
Let’s get started with one of the more interesting and well-rounded categories!
Breakthrough Video of the Year
Seamo feat Ayuze Kozue – Honey
Usher – Moving Mountains
T-Pain feat. Lil Wayne – I Can’t Believe It
Namie Amuro – New Look
Asian Kung Fu Generation – After Dark
Gnarles Barkley – Run
Crystal Kay – Shining
Linkin Park – Leave Out All The Rest
The Winner Is….. Asian Kung Fu Generation – After Dark!
Yeah, it got the “Bleach Bump” but this video has something more to it: heart. I was awaiting this videos premiere and when I finally saw it I was shocked. The video actually matched with the lyrics! You never see that in J-Rock anymore! Dir En Grey…I am SO LOOKING AT YOU. While not a big budget as T-Pain or Gnarles Barkley, it was till awesome.
Worst Video of the Year
G-Unit – Rider Pt. 2
Nana Tanimura – Jungle Dance
LL Cool J. feat. The Dream – Baby
Bi (Rain) – Any Dream
Lil Wayne feat. Static Major – Lollipop
Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl
Nelly feat. Fergie – Party People
Leah Dizon – Vanilla
The Winner Is….. Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl!
I hate this fucking song so fucking much. The video aint much better but man…why is she famous? I mean I know why Kato Kailen is famous but come on. This song sucks, she can’t sing and all she is doing is preying on the whoredome of impressionable, dumb bitches. Yet…I can’t knock her genius. Song still sucks, though.
Best Pop Video of the Year
Colbie Calliat - Realize
NLT – He Said, She Said
Paramore – That’s What You Get
James Morrison – You Give Me Something
Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands
RBD – Inalcanzable
New Kids On The Block – Summertime
Lady GaGa – Just Dance
The Winner Is….Paramore – That’s What You Get!
Hells yeah! You know how I loves me some Paramore and you KNEW they were going to take an award home! Kind of sad they took it home at the expense of Colbie but this really captured how I feel about…well, everything. The video reminds me of a Porter party though with all the red cups and randomness. Great times!
Best J-Pop Video of the Year
Yui – Laugh Away
Hearts Grow – Sora
YA-KYIM – Super Looper
Namie Amuro – New Look
Bennie K – Monochrome
Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F.
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
NaNa – Show Girl
The Winner Is….Hearts Grow – Sora!
I cannot stop watching this video! I know I may (Read: WILL) get V& for loving it but it is so worth it! Hearts Grow picked up some nods for “Himawari” last year and this year finally took one home for one of the best videos of 2008. Can I just say…Haruna is rather “teh cute?” There, I said it.
Best K-Pop Video of the Year
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
SHINee – Replay
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Tae Yang – Prayer
Uhm Jung Hwa – D.I.S.C.O.
Big Bang – Haru Haru
Girls Generation (SNSD) – Kissing You
Jewelry – Everyone SHHH!
The Winner Is….Wonder Girls – So Hot!
God damn it…I am so going to the jail. I care not what anyone says: if you listen to ANY K-Pop in 2008 then you know and either love or despise this video. Even still, you know at least one full a part of the actual dance because it is so easy and this song is so-so-so-so-CATCHY! Damn you, jailbait!
Best J-Rock Video of the Year
FLOW – WORLD END
L’Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN
Nightmare – Lost In Blue
BACK-ON – Sands Of Time
KELUN – CHU-BURA
Maximum The Hormon – Tsume Tsume Tsume
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
Stance Punks – I Want To Be
The Winner Is….HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT!
Such a damn shame that HAMC is breaking up but this is a great way to go out: Covering a TM REVOLUTION classic! I loved the original and the cover actually HAS TM IN IT WITH ALL HIS BISHIE HAWT GLORY! Hell, the video is almost a full remake of the original (Even the outfit Hiroko wears!) which makes it bad to the ass.
Best R&B Video of the Year
Tae Yang – Look At Me
NaNa – Show Girl
John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light
Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love In This Club
Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F.
Robin Thicke – Magic
The Winner Is…. Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
TK and Misia are running away with this year’s awards show! His second win in the R&B category shows a shift I think America should look at. Although Rain and Se7en are more pop than R&B, I think that TK would do quite well in America with videos like this. It is the bomb notes at karaoke once I get the words down!
Best Dance Video of the Year
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Chris Brown – Forever
NaNa – Show Girl
Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F.
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love In This Club
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Tae Yang - Prayer
May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha
The Winner Is…. Wonder Girls – So Hot!
Yeah...I am going to hate this year. This video had the best dance sequences of the year and you KNOW WHY. This song is just so-so-so-so-DANCEABLE! And since it has its own dance (Like the Soulja Boy but not crappy) you know you want to learn it. So go out and do it!
Best Rock Video of the Year
Asian Kung Fu Generation – After Dark
Paramore – That’s What You Get
Kelun – CHU-BURA
L`Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
BACK-ON – Sands Of Time
UVERworld – Roots
Abingdon Boys School – BLADE CHORD
The Winner Is…..Paramore – That’s What You Get!
This was one hotly contested category! After running away with the Pop Video of the Year award, they win a hard fought battle in the Rock category. Paramore takes home their second award of the night, beating out both Abingdon Boys School (Last year’s winners!), HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR and KELUN. Such a hard fought win for the guys (And sexy lady) in a big year for rock videos!
Best Hip-Hop Video of the Year
Kanye West feat Chris Martin – Homecoming
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
T.I. – No Matter What
Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction
Game feat Keisha Cole – Game’s Pain
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell Williams) feat Thom Yorke – Us Placers
Lil’ Wayne feat Static Major - Lollipop
Fonzworth Bentley feat Kanye West & Andre 3000 – Everybody (Don’t Stop)
The Winner Is…Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On!
Yeah, I am just as shocked as you are. Two wins for a guy I wished death on in 2006. I never thought Young Jeezy would grow on me but this video was arguably my favorite rap video in a long time (Barring UGK’s “International Players Anthem”). The verses were great and the video actually had a…you know…point? It is something that has been lacking in hip hop videos over the last DECADE. Add in some Ye’ and you know its fire!
Best Video from An Anime
Asian Kung Fu Generation – After Dark (Bleach)
Hearts Grow – Sora (Tetsuwan Birdy Decode)
TM Revolution – Resonance (Soul Eater)
ON/OFF - Futatsu no Kodou to Akai Tsumi (Vampire Knight)
Megumi Hayashibara – Plenty of Grit (Slayers Revolutions)
Ikimono-Gakari – Blue Bird (Naruto: Shippuuden)
UVERworld – Geikido (D. Gray Man)
FLOW – WORLD END (Code Geass R2)
The Winner Is….Hearts Grow – Sora!
Hearts Grow brings home another one! This one was tough because I really like “Geikido” and “After Dark” but in the end I have to say that this song matches the anime opening to a tee. The series is light and the song is very floaty (If that’s a word) so they match awesomely! This gives Hearts Grow their second win of the night, tying them with a few others! Haruna, I love you!
Best Group Video of the Year
Kelun – CHU-BURA
Paramore – That’s What You Get
YA-KYIM – Super Looper
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell Williams) feat Thom Yorke – Us Placers
Wonder Girls – So Hot
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
Bennie K – Monochrome
Hearts Grow – Sora
The Winner Is….Bennie K – Monochrome!
About damn time! Despite my unhealthy obsession with Yuki and Cico, this is their first Chachi Music Video award ever! And this one is well deserved because I lived by this song for over six months this year. The song makes me cry and the video makes me reflective but in the end, sometimes a good cry is all you need. I’m straight, really! This also gives Bennie K their first win of the night!
Best Male Video of the Year
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love In This Club
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
Kanye West feat Chris Martin – Homecoming
Game feat Keisha Cole – Game’s Pain
John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light
Fonzworth Bentley feat Kanye West & Andre 3000 – Everybody (Don’t Stop)
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
T.I. – No Matter What
The Winner Is….Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On!
In the toughest category of the year, Young Jeezy comes out on top! With TK, T.I., Kanye, John Legend and Usher all vying for this award, this was some tough battlin’! Jeezy’s video has been running away with this show, with this being his THIRD award of the night! He and Toshinobu are now tied with Wonder Girls, Paramore, NaNa and Hearts Grow all having two themselves but this may just be Jeezy’s night!
Best Female Video of the Year
Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands
Alicia Keyes – Like You’ll Never See Me Again
May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha
Yui – Laugh Away
NaNa – Showgirl
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Erykah Badu - Honey
Yui – Namidairo
The Winner Is….NaNa – Show Girl!
This is a video that fell through the cracks due to the dominant return of Bennie K (Who debuted at #13 when this video hit the top) and followed the success of “Movin’ On” with its SIX WEEK RUN on the top. However, this video held its own against the competition and actually showed me the hawt NaNa over the kick-ass dancer NaNa (Although she busts a move in this one, too) and me likey a lot. So this gives NaNa three wins tonight with two different videos! Big stuff! Now it is time for the grand finale…
Best Video of the Year
Bennie K – Monochrome
CRS (Kanye West, Pharrell Williams & Lupe Fiasco) feat Thom York – Us Placers
NaNa – Movin On
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love In This Club
YA-KYIM – Super Looper
Young Jeezy feat. Kanye West – Put On
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Paramore – That’s What You Get
The Winner Is…Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On!
UPSET OF THE YEAR! After the run that Bennie K had, they looked like a lock for this award. However, I really debated this one and Young Jeezy really stepped his game up with this one. NaNa and CRS came VERY close to taking this one home but CRS actually got shut out this year (With four nominations to boot!) while NaNa didn’t dominate as much in 2008 as “Put On” did. The video’s message meant a lot if you really think about it, a lot more than most videos. This was a hotly contested category with all the videos holding the top spot for multiple weeks but Young Jeezy and Kanye West edge out the competition (AND I MEAN EDGE!) to take the Video of the Year!
The Chachi Video Music Awards are officially over! It has been a kick ass year in music videos this year with big returns, big comebacks and continued success. Let’s have the final tally of the winners:
2+ Award Winners:
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On = 4 Awards
• Hip Hop Video Of The Year
• Collaboration Video Of The Year
• Male Video Of The Year
• Passion of Chachi’s Video of the Year
Toshinobu Kobota feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy = 3 Awards
• R&B Video of the Year – Male
• J-Pop Video of the Year – Male
• R&B Video of The Year
Two Awards
NaNa – Movin’ On & Show Girl
Female Video Of The Year
J-Pop Video Of The Year – Female
Paramore – That’s What You Get
Pop Video Of The Year
Rock Video Of The Year
Wonder Girls – So Hot
K-Pop Video Of The Year
Dance Video Of The Year
Hearts Grow – Sora
Best Video From An Anime
J-Pop Video Of The Year
Other Winners:
YA-KYIM – Super Looper (J-Pop Video Of The Year – Female)
Bennie K – Monochrome (Group Video Of The Year)
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT (J-Rock Video Of The Year)
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl (Comeback Video Of The Year)
Robin Thicke – Magic (Pop Video Of The Year – Male)
Duffy – Warrick Avenue (Pop Video Of The Year – Female)
Asian Kung Fu Generation – After Dark (Breakthrough Video Of The Year)
Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl (Worst Video Of The Year)
Congratulations to all the winners! Well, except Katy Perry. She sucks. Tune in on November 21st when I announce the nominees for the Chachi Music Awards for the best albums and singles of the year! This is where I need your input peeps because I am kind of biased and just like the Video Awards, I am taking your suggestions! Except Katy Perry or Nelly. Until next time, peeps! Chachi is out and thank you for coming! I hope you enjoyed the awards and I will see you back here next November!
Chachi Out!
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Friday, November 07, 2008
The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same...
What is up, peeps! It is Friday and things are looking quite the nice (Except it being cold as hell outside) and before I head out to run the streets it is time for the end of the work week staple!
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
First, let me begin with the videos that have fallen out of the Countdown…
Falling Out:
Game feat Lil’ Wayne – My Life (Peaked at #5)
It was a big year for Game (And bigger for Lil’ Wayne, depending on who you ask) with two 5Top Five videos but he finally falls off this week. Nothing new on the horizon but who knows.
Let’s get this par-tay started!
20. YUI – I’ll Be (New Entry)
YUI IS BACK! This gives her four videos on the Countdown for the year of 2008 (Second only to Kanye West) but she hasn’t reached number one in over a year and a half! This song is in between “Life” and “Rolling Star” in terms of rocking which makes it rather perfect. Can this video break the streak?
19. NERD feat Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix) (Last Week #15)
Well, it looks like the supergroup of 2008 will NOT have an album out by the end of this year like I was promised. However, Lupe’s next album is supposed to be a three disc set so I know what I will be rocking all 2009.
18. Rain (Bi) – Love Story (Last Week #16)
Rain falls two big spots this week as he once again has two videos on the chart. It is good to see him back, although I am wondering what the hell is up with his “magic stick” dance because I hate it. Everything else is right on time though.
17. FLOW – WORLD END (Last Week #13)
Could the world be ending for FLOW? It has been a while since they released a new video or single and despite the awesomeness of this video, it can’t stay on here forever.
16. Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Last Week #20)
More Rain is always great! I wonder if he is getting enough sleep, though. His eyes look puffy as all hell lately.
15. Fonzworth Bentley feat Andre 3000 & Kanye West – Everybody [Don’t Stop] (Last Week #12, Two Weeks at #1)
Okay, where in the hell is the follow-up? I was really thinking that this could be the start of something big but instead I am left hanging. Just like my luck with the ladies….*le sigh*
14. Big Bang – Number 1 (Last Week #14)
New video already?! Damn, these dudes are busy as hell to end the year!
13. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #17)
So I must say this…she is really sexing it up for no reason for her American release. What I loved about BoA was her cuteness and ability to be sexy without having to get her eagle on. Looks like she will be doing that soon enough. NO, BoA, NO!
12. John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light (Last Week #10, One Week at #1)
Okay, Evolver is a kickass album. I am just going to say it right here and right now. Go out and buy that thing RIGHT NOW!
11. Yuna Ito – Miss You (Last Week #9)
MORE YUNA ITO! And it is danceable to boot! Too bad this video has to fall from the Top 10 but Yuna Ito dance = sexy fun time for me! See “Losin” and “Stuck On You” for further reference.
10. UVERworld – Koishikute (Last Week #8)
NEW UVERWORLD! AND HOLY FUCK DOES IT ROCK YOUR FACE! It is about time these guys just picked up the instruments and went all “D-Technolife” on our asses. This video stays in the Top Ten this week to continue their success but look out for their new one!
9. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember (Last Week #11)
HAMC continue to move up this week with their swan song. Can I just say that I am still in shock about their break-up? I mean they have been around for a while and making great music but man it is still a shock.
8. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #18) [Biggest Mover]
Well, who didn’t see this coming? I mean seriously? I am all about this song (Soon to be the next ringback along with Rick Astley) and this video is at least better than anything 50 Cent has laid on our doorsteps.
7. Alicia Keys - Superwoman (Last Week #7)
Alicia Keys stands pat this week at number seven as we move on. Okay, the song from the Bond movie will be on here. I hate the White Stripes but dammit I love that video! And Alicia is looking all fine in the video, too. Damn you woman!
6. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big! (Last Week #5)
Miss Hyo-Ri falls only one spot this week as we near the Chachi Awards on Sunday. She has had a good comeback after the whole “Dark Angel” debacle. Also I have to say that…she is damn fine. You know it, quit acting like you don’t!
5. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #6)
Kumi Koda is in the Top Five again! It has been a while (And a lot of either bad or weird videos) but she is back near the top and I must say…I have missed you, baby. Not as vulgar as “Juicy” (Although I wish it was) or as bad as “But” which makes it Top Five material.
4. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happening (Last Week #2)
Looks like the King falls two spots this week with his latest video pretty much on his heels. It has been a big year for the soon to be in jail T.I. including three Top 10 videos and a number one along with that. Despite all that…he will be gone for pretty much all of 2009 due to dumbfuckery. At least he voted. We are down to three!
3. Hearts Grow – Sora (Last Week #4, Three Weeks at #1)
After falling from the top spot last week, Hearts Grow bounces back this week to number three! Can they pull a UGK and take the top spot back after falling from the throne? If any song can do it…it is this one.
2. Wonder Girls - Nobody (Last Week #1, One Week at #1)
After only one week at number one, the Wonder Girls fall a spot this week to the runner up position! That gives them two number one videos in the last half of 2008, both in impressive fashion. Problem is that listening to them will get me V& and I really don’t like the jail. Well, with the Wonder Girls at number two, we have a new number one!
1. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Last Week #3, One Week at #1)
Look who it is! For the FIFTH TIME in 2008, Kanye West tops the Countdown! Say what you will about Kanye, he continues to make changes in what he does to differentiate himself from the rest of the rap game. Now I for one am SICK of the vocorder but one way to make it work is to have a song that doesn’t suck and a video that confuses the hell out of me. This has both! Which is why it tops the Countdown this week!
That is all for now, peeps! Tune in next Friday to see of Kanye can hold on to the top for a second week in a row! Or can the Wonder Girls return to the top spot? Or will Hearts Grow bounce back and make it a month at the top? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I am off to see “Madagascar 2” and then get some sushi. Tomorrow is “Soul Men” and “Role Models” (I think it is called that) so this weekend is action packed since it is my last free weekend (If you didn’t know, I am working in Denver again as of the 17th). Stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
First, let me begin with the videos that have fallen out of the Countdown…
Falling Out:
Game feat Lil’ Wayne – My Life (Peaked at #5)
It was a big year for Game (And bigger for Lil’ Wayne, depending on who you ask) with two 5Top Five videos but he finally falls off this week. Nothing new on the horizon but who knows.
Let’s get this par-tay started!
20. YUI – I’ll Be (New Entry)
YUI IS BACK! This gives her four videos on the Countdown for the year of 2008 (Second only to Kanye West) but she hasn’t reached number one in over a year and a half! This song is in between “Life” and “Rolling Star” in terms of rocking which makes it rather perfect. Can this video break the streak?
19. NERD feat Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix) (Last Week #15)
Well, it looks like the supergroup of 2008 will NOT have an album out by the end of this year like I was promised. However, Lupe’s next album is supposed to be a three disc set so I know what I will be rocking all 2009.
18. Rain (Bi) – Love Story (Last Week #16)
Rain falls two big spots this week as he once again has two videos on the chart. It is good to see him back, although I am wondering what the hell is up with his “magic stick” dance because I hate it. Everything else is right on time though.
17. FLOW – WORLD END (Last Week #13)
Could the world be ending for FLOW? It has been a while since they released a new video or single and despite the awesomeness of this video, it can’t stay on here forever.
16. Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Last Week #20)
More Rain is always great! I wonder if he is getting enough sleep, though. His eyes look puffy as all hell lately.
15. Fonzworth Bentley feat Andre 3000 & Kanye West – Everybody [Don’t Stop] (Last Week #12, Two Weeks at #1)
Okay, where in the hell is the follow-up? I was really thinking that this could be the start of something big but instead I am left hanging. Just like my luck with the ladies….*le sigh*
14. Big Bang – Number 1 (Last Week #14)
New video already?! Damn, these dudes are busy as hell to end the year!
13. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #17)
So I must say this…she is really sexing it up for no reason for her American release. What I loved about BoA was her cuteness and ability to be sexy without having to get her eagle on. Looks like she will be doing that soon enough. NO, BoA, NO!
12. John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light (Last Week #10, One Week at #1)
Okay, Evolver is a kickass album. I am just going to say it right here and right now. Go out and buy that thing RIGHT NOW!
11. Yuna Ito – Miss You (Last Week #9)
MORE YUNA ITO! And it is danceable to boot! Too bad this video has to fall from the Top 10 but Yuna Ito dance = sexy fun time for me! See “Losin” and “Stuck On You” for further reference.
10. UVERworld – Koishikute (Last Week #8)
NEW UVERWORLD! AND HOLY FUCK DOES IT ROCK YOUR FACE! It is about time these guys just picked up the instruments and went all “D-Technolife” on our asses. This video stays in the Top Ten this week to continue their success but look out for their new one!
9. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember (Last Week #11)
HAMC continue to move up this week with their swan song. Can I just say that I am still in shock about their break-up? I mean they have been around for a while and making great music but man it is still a shock.
8. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #18) [Biggest Mover]
Well, who didn’t see this coming? I mean seriously? I am all about this song (Soon to be the next ringback along with Rick Astley) and this video is at least better than anything 50 Cent has laid on our doorsteps.
7. Alicia Keys - Superwoman (Last Week #7)
Alicia Keys stands pat this week at number seven as we move on. Okay, the song from the Bond movie will be on here. I hate the White Stripes but dammit I love that video! And Alicia is looking all fine in the video, too. Damn you woman!
6. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big! (Last Week #5)
Miss Hyo-Ri falls only one spot this week as we near the Chachi Awards on Sunday. She has had a good comeback after the whole “Dark Angel” debacle. Also I have to say that…she is damn fine. You know it, quit acting like you don’t!
5. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #6)
Kumi Koda is in the Top Five again! It has been a while (And a lot of either bad or weird videos) but she is back near the top and I must say…I have missed you, baby. Not as vulgar as “Juicy” (Although I wish it was) or as bad as “But” which makes it Top Five material.
4. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happening (Last Week #2)
Looks like the King falls two spots this week with his latest video pretty much on his heels. It has been a big year for the soon to be in jail T.I. including three Top 10 videos and a number one along with that. Despite all that…he will be gone for pretty much all of 2009 due to dumbfuckery. At least he voted. We are down to three!
3. Hearts Grow – Sora (Last Week #4, Three Weeks at #1)
After falling from the top spot last week, Hearts Grow bounces back this week to number three! Can they pull a UGK and take the top spot back after falling from the throne? If any song can do it…it is this one.
2. Wonder Girls - Nobody (Last Week #1, One Week at #1)
After only one week at number one, the Wonder Girls fall a spot this week to the runner up position! That gives them two number one videos in the last half of 2008, both in impressive fashion. Problem is that listening to them will get me V& and I really don’t like the jail. Well, with the Wonder Girls at number two, we have a new number one!
1. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Last Week #3, One Week at #1)
Look who it is! For the FIFTH TIME in 2008, Kanye West tops the Countdown! Say what you will about Kanye, he continues to make changes in what he does to differentiate himself from the rest of the rap game. Now I for one am SICK of the vocorder but one way to make it work is to have a song that doesn’t suck and a video that confuses the hell out of me. This has both! Which is why it tops the Countdown this week!
That is all for now, peeps! Tune in next Friday to see of Kanye can hold on to the top for a second week in a row! Or can the Wonder Girls return to the top spot? Or will Hearts Grow bounce back and make it a month at the top? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I am off to see “Madagascar 2” and then get some sushi. Tomorrow is “Soul Men” and “Role Models” (I think it is called that) so this weekend is action packed since it is my last free weekend (If you didn’t know, I am working in Denver again as of the 17th). Stay up peeps.
Chachi Out
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Voting: It's All Fun And Games Until Jesus Gets Involved.
First off, how many of you voted FOR Proposition 48? Understand one thing: A ZYGOTE IS NOT A PERSON. It is an egg (Or whatever, I am still kind of buzzin right now. I needs me a drank!). I am going to get an Egg McMuffin right now to prove my damn point. Yaaaay, I aborted a chicken baby! And it was delicious. A zygote can't vote, go to war or sing along with the greatest song of all time: BOSTON'S "MORE THAN A FEELING":
Also, fuck California for passing Proposition 8. Being married is something that I always thought was wrong by definition (Unless marriage involves driving around in a tiny airplane fighting crime like the Rescue Rangers, I aint interested. Even still, the fact that you bible bumping asshats would take the right of people to marry because gays are happier together than your straight asses (It's true, gays are a naturally happy people. Like Greeks!) shows how un-Christian you really are. You expect me to believe that Jesus wasn’t AT LEAST bi-curious? Judas was jilted, that's why he was pissed. YOU SAID LOVED-DID-DID-DID ME JESUS! Yeah, I went there and if you are offended then FUCK YOU because you are a bigot for not wanting gays to participate in the same act all straight Christians participate in with a failure at a 50% clip. And you people wonder why you never get an NFL team. BTW, anyone down to see “Milk” at the end of this month with me?:
I’ll be there. But not for Sean Penn. Lastly, as for Carrie Underwood…I didn’t know you were a celebrity. The more you know, I guess….jackass.
Chachi Out
Also, fuck California for passing Proposition 8. Being married is something that I always thought was wrong by definition (Unless marriage involves driving around in a tiny airplane fighting crime like the Rescue Rangers, I aint interested. Even still, the fact that you bible bumping asshats would take the right of people to marry because gays are happier together than your straight asses (It's true, gays are a naturally happy people. Like Greeks!) shows how un-Christian you really are. You expect me to believe that Jesus wasn’t AT LEAST bi-curious? Judas was jilted, that's why he was pissed. YOU SAID LOVED-DID-DID-DID ME JESUS! Yeah, I went there and if you are offended then FUCK YOU because you are a bigot for not wanting gays to participate in the same act all straight Christians participate in with a failure at a 50% clip. And you people wonder why you never get an NFL team. BTW, anyone down to see “Milk” at the end of this month with me?:
I’ll be there. But not for Sean Penn. Lastly, as for Carrie Underwood…I didn’t know you were a celebrity. The more you know, I guess….jackass.
Chachi Out
2008: The Year The Bullshit About Being Able To Be Anything You Want To Be Actually Came True.
Say what you will about what came to pass tonight, but when John Lewis was asked about what Barack Obama's win tonight meant to him...even I teared up a bit. Again, say what you need to about whatever you want but after being through what he has been through (You know, getting his ass kicked by the police in the Grand Old South because he wanted...you know...fair treatment and all) this moment is big for him and I am happy for him after seeing what he has seen and going through what he has gone through to finally see this day:
I could do without Jesse Jackson because he annoys the shit out of me but...he's kind of everywhere like Lil Wayne was on the remix earlier this year. Unlike Lil' Wayne, Barack Obama delivered. With the election done and people already bitching about the downfall of America (Which if you believe...I just hope you die because as The Outlawz would say you are "non service" because if you believe that socialism will be brought into play from a bunch of shits in Washington that can't even figure out how to play a game of Chutes-N-Ladders then you are just sad) it is time to let the division of America by the over-zealous, hippie douchebag liberals and the pissed-off-for-no-reason "aw nah, we gonna lose our guns and freedom, Jethro!" conservatives zombie twits begin....
....NOW.
You know, you fuckers are both shitting on a historic night. If you don't get WHY it is historic then you can just suck my balls. Yes, my balls. You can suck them...dry...JACKASSES. I am out, the day is done and quit yer bitching. You lose one election and you act like the United States is going to be raped by the Skrulls or some shit. Read the comic, Captain America (Albeit Bucky), Thor and Iron Man save us from the Skrulls and a new arc begins. Or something like that, they are on six of seven and I am guessing about the ending.
And that is all. Good night, peeps.
Chachi Out
I could do without Jesse Jackson because he annoys the shit out of me but...he's kind of everywhere like Lil Wayne was on the remix earlier this year. Unlike Lil' Wayne, Barack Obama delivered. With the election done and people already bitching about the downfall of America (Which if you believe...I just hope you die because as The Outlawz would say you are "non service" because if you believe that socialism will be brought into play from a bunch of shits in Washington that can't even figure out how to play a game of Chutes-N-Ladders then you are just sad) it is time to let the division of America by the over-zealous, hippie douchebag liberals and the pissed-off-for-no-reason "aw nah, we gonna lose our guns and freedom, Jethro!" conservatives zombie twits begin....
....NOW.
You know, you fuckers are both shitting on a historic night. If you don't get WHY it is historic then you can just suck my balls. Yes, my balls. You can suck them...dry...JACKASSES. I am out, the day is done and quit yer bitching. You lose one election and you act like the United States is going to be raped by the Skrulls or some shit. Read the comic, Captain America (Albeit Bucky), Thor and Iron Man save us from the Skrulls and a new arc begins. Or something like that, they are on six of seven and I am guessing about the ending.
And that is all. Good night, peeps.
Chachi Out
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Blathering Blatherskite! Shit, Nothing Happend.
Okay, I just want to talk about something real quick. I am beginning to notice the influx (you like that vocab word, don’t you baby?) of “alter-egos” in music and I must say it is very fucking stupid. First there was Mariah Carey with “Mimi” to which I believe is Careyese for “trollop whore” because that is what she became. Then there was Mary J. Blige with “Brook Lynn” to which I say WHAT THE FUCK because I didn’t think that she was…well…talented enough to merit an alter-ego. Now we have Beyonce and her trifling ass with this “Sasha Fierce” (Spelling? Not like I give a shit…) and NOW we have Ciara and “Super CiCi” or whatever the name is and all I have to say is enough is enough.
If you need an alter ego to be a whore, then you ARE DOING IT WRONG. Now there are some males with “alter egos” (Tyrese had his “Black Ty” ridiculousness but…I didn’t buy it and neither did you. Literally) but I think most men learned that alter egos only work for two people: superheroes (Male or female although…Wonder Woman’s secret identity was LAME) and of course…DMX!
However, I don’t think it is an alter-ego if you are really fucking crazy. The simple fact is that alter-egos are fucking stupid unless you have another identity to protect that the people don’t know about. Bruce Wayne created Batman so he wasn’t some whacked out philanthropist in a rather conspicuous looking cape and cowl on rooftops and punching the shit out of a lardass in a penguin costume. I don’t know if it is…constitutional…to do that. What kind of reputation do recording artists have to protect? Their reputation for putting out a shitty product and still expecting us to pay full price for it? I would want to hide my identity, too. If you want to make crappy music, you don’t need to create another personality to rip off your fans. Just do it with a straight face. Lest I remind you of Chris Gaines. If you don’t know, I wouldn’t look it up unless you want your ears raped. Trust me, it was BAD.
I had to get that off my chest. I am off to play me some Fable II. So far….I am not impressed but I think I was the only person that despised the first Fable so I guess that is why. It has had its moments. I will give a better review at some point this week. Until then, peace out. And don’t forget to vote! If not for Mudkip, then for the Black guy. Because the fewer Irish in power, the fucking better. YEAH, I SAID IT!
Chachi Out.
If you need an alter ego to be a whore, then you ARE DOING IT WRONG. Now there are some males with “alter egos” (Tyrese had his “Black Ty” ridiculousness but…I didn’t buy it and neither did you. Literally) but I think most men learned that alter egos only work for two people: superheroes (Male or female although…Wonder Woman’s secret identity was LAME) and of course…DMX!
However, I don’t think it is an alter-ego if you are really fucking crazy. The simple fact is that alter-egos are fucking stupid unless you have another identity to protect that the people don’t know about. Bruce Wayne created Batman so he wasn’t some whacked out philanthropist in a rather conspicuous looking cape and cowl on rooftops and punching the shit out of a lardass in a penguin costume. I don’t know if it is…constitutional…to do that. What kind of reputation do recording artists have to protect? Their reputation for putting out a shitty product and still expecting us to pay full price for it? I would want to hide my identity, too. If you want to make crappy music, you don’t need to create another personality to rip off your fans. Just do it with a straight face. Lest I remind you of Chris Gaines. If you don’t know, I wouldn’t look it up unless you want your ears raped. Trust me, it was BAD.
I had to get that off my chest. I am off to play me some Fable II. So far….I am not impressed but I think I was the only person that despised the first Fable so I guess that is why. It has had its moments. I will give a better review at some point this week. Until then, peace out. And don’t forget to vote! If not for Mudkip, then for the Black guy. Because the fewer Irish in power, the fucking better. YEAH, I SAID IT!
Chachi Out.
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Okay....I Messed Up. But I Bought Flowers, Baby!
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Man, Pedo Bear Approves....But The Law Doesn't.
Happy Halloween bitches! Before you go out and gorge on candy or get poisoning from alcohol, you gotta find out the best twenty videos in the world! So it is time for….
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s get started with another video by the hottest Korean walking the Earth today….
20. Rain (Bi) – Rainism (New Entry)
Rain is a bad boy and he is back! I must say I am all about this video right now, even more than I am about “Love Story” and that is my slow jam right there. Rain is back to dancing and while it isn’t as awesome dance-wise as “I’m Coming” it was still great. More Bi is best!
19. Game feat. Lil Wayne – My Life (Last Week #16)
Looks like Game is spending his last week on the Countdown this week after a great summer and fall. I wonder what he has up next.
18. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (New Entry)
Yeah, you know it. The more TI we have on this planet the better off we will be. Also, big ups to TI for going out and voting before he gets sentenced. If a man that is about to go to jail can go out and vote, so can you! Arrogant punks.
17. Boa – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #19)
You know, I really just want a Korean version of this song. I mean I loves me some Boa but damn it the US version of the video sucks and the pacing of translation is not my cup of tea. But it is Boa so….GIMME MOAR!
16. Rain (Bi) – Love Story (Last Week #17)
Man, now that I know the lyrics to this song, this is going on the late night mix CD. This and “Move On” are two of his best songs yet.
15. NERD feat Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix) (Last Week #13)
So um….I am not going to get a CRS album this year, am I? Yeah, I thought so….jackass.
14. Big Bang – Number 1 (Last Week #14)
Big Bang stands pat at number 14 this week as we move along. Why is this album all in English? Although I have to say, they sound very good. A hell of a lot better than Pretty Ricky, that’s for sure.
13. FLOW – WORLD END (Last Week #11)
FLOW falls two spots this week and I must say that I really am waiting for “Velonica” by Aqua Timez to become a single. I know it has nothing to do with FLOW but…I LOVE THAT SONG!
12. Fonzworth Bentley feat Andre 3000 & Kanye West – Everybody [Don’t Stop] (Last Week #9, Two Weeks at #1)
You know, Andre 3000 needs a new album. There, I said it.
11. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember (Last Week #12)
HAMC move up one spot this week, just outside the Top 10. I am totally going to miss these guys. Breaking up is hard to do. Especially the getting back of your stuff.
10. John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light (Last Week #6, One Week at #1)
We begin the Top 10 with John Legend and Andre Three Stacks. It has been a great return for John and his album just came out this week! Be sure to pick up “Revolver” from your local record audiotorium!
9. Yuna Ito – Miss You (Last Week #10)
The sexy fine Yuna Ito moves up a spot this week as I have to say….I want a new album from you. Right now. Also, what in the hell happened to May J? I miss my baby boo! Well, my other baby boo.
8. UVERworld – Koishikute (Last Week #4)
It looks like UVERworld’s streak of not being able to take over the top spot will continue. They fall from the Top Five and I wonder when their new album comes out. They usually have one out at about this time and I AM SO FRICKING READY FOR IT!
7. Alicia Keys - Superwoman (Last Week #7)
Miss Keys stands pat at number seven this week as we move on. You know, I am really beginning to feel that Jack White/Alicia Keys song. I didn’t think I would but it has a Stevie Wonder feel to it to me.
6. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #8)
Miss Koda moves up another two spots this week for her highest charting video since….I think “Juicy?” Wait, “Get Up And Move!” got to number six last year, never mind. Moving on!
5. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big! (Last Week #3)
After just pulling into the Top Three, the princess falls two spots this week! It has been a big year for Hyori, and I wonder what her next video will be. Hopefully, it will be hot.
4. Hearts Grow – Sora (Last Week #1, Three Weeks at #1)
NOOOOOO! After three big weeks at number one, Hearts Grow walls four big spots! They had one of the best runs of the last few months as they attempted to top Bennie K’s seven weeks which is going to be hella hard. Either way, we have a new number one and it is one of these last three videos!
3. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Last Week #15, Biggest Mover)
Kanye has just made the biggest move in Countdown history. Kanye moves a ridiculous TWELVE SPOTS this week into the Top Three! I care not what you say, I love this song and this video is different. Weird, but different. I am kind of excited to see what he does with “808’s & Heartbreak” because I like what I have heard so far.
2. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happening (Last Week #2)
T.I. holds on to the runner up spot this week! With a new video debuting which gives him four videos in a three month span, T.I. is making a push for Artist of the Year. Although I still don’t know what a Shawty Lo is, this video is simple awesomeness. And the song is where it is at. However, with T.I. at number two, it means that he was passed over by our new number one!
1. Wonder Girls - Nobody (Last Week #5, One Week at #1)
The Wonder Girls are back! For the second time in the last three months, these young ladies take over the top spot! Hate all you want, their last two singles have been catchy as hell and the videos have been quite nice. Too bad they equal jailtime. That is a conundrum. Even still, they are back on top!
That is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if the Wonder Girls can make it two weeks at number one? Or will T.I. take back his crown for the second time this year? Or can Kanye continue his dominance and take over the top for a RECORD SIXTH number one video? See you in seven!
Well, Happy Halloween everybody! I am not a huge holiday guy (As a matter of fact, I hate them all for the most part) but if you celebrate it, knock yourself out. The Chachi Video Awards are this Sunday, so stay tuned on Sunday night for the winners! Until then, stay up peeps!
Chachi Out!
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s get started with another video by the hottest Korean walking the Earth today….
20. Rain (Bi) – Rainism (New Entry)
Rain is a bad boy and he is back! I must say I am all about this video right now, even more than I am about “Love Story” and that is my slow jam right there. Rain is back to dancing and while it isn’t as awesome dance-wise as “I’m Coming” it was still great. More Bi is best!
19. Game feat. Lil Wayne – My Life (Last Week #16)
Looks like Game is spending his last week on the Countdown this week after a great summer and fall. I wonder what he has up next.
18. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (New Entry)
Yeah, you know it. The more TI we have on this planet the better off we will be. Also, big ups to TI for going out and voting before he gets sentenced. If a man that is about to go to jail can go out and vote, so can you! Arrogant punks.
17. Boa – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #19)
You know, I really just want a Korean version of this song. I mean I loves me some Boa but damn it the US version of the video sucks and the pacing of translation is not my cup of tea. But it is Boa so….GIMME MOAR!
16. Rain (Bi) – Love Story (Last Week #17)
Man, now that I know the lyrics to this song, this is going on the late night mix CD. This and “Move On” are two of his best songs yet.
15. NERD feat Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix) (Last Week #13)
So um….I am not going to get a CRS album this year, am I? Yeah, I thought so….jackass.
14. Big Bang – Number 1 (Last Week #14)
Big Bang stands pat at number 14 this week as we move along. Why is this album all in English? Although I have to say, they sound very good. A hell of a lot better than Pretty Ricky, that’s for sure.
13. FLOW – WORLD END (Last Week #11)
FLOW falls two spots this week and I must say that I really am waiting for “Velonica” by Aqua Timez to become a single. I know it has nothing to do with FLOW but…I LOVE THAT SONG!
12. Fonzworth Bentley feat Andre 3000 & Kanye West – Everybody [Don’t Stop] (Last Week #9, Two Weeks at #1)
You know, Andre 3000 needs a new album. There, I said it.
11. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember (Last Week #12)
HAMC move up one spot this week, just outside the Top 10. I am totally going to miss these guys. Breaking up is hard to do. Especially the getting back of your stuff.
10. John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light (Last Week #6, One Week at #1)
We begin the Top 10 with John Legend and Andre Three Stacks. It has been a great return for John and his album just came out this week! Be sure to pick up “Revolver” from your local record audiotorium!
9. Yuna Ito – Miss You (Last Week #10)
The sexy fine Yuna Ito moves up a spot this week as I have to say….I want a new album from you. Right now. Also, what in the hell happened to May J? I miss my baby boo! Well, my other baby boo.
8. UVERworld – Koishikute (Last Week #4)
It looks like UVERworld’s streak of not being able to take over the top spot will continue. They fall from the Top Five and I wonder when their new album comes out. They usually have one out at about this time and I AM SO FRICKING READY FOR IT!
7. Alicia Keys - Superwoman (Last Week #7)
Miss Keys stands pat at number seven this week as we move on. You know, I am really beginning to feel that Jack White/Alicia Keys song. I didn’t think I would but it has a Stevie Wonder feel to it to me.
6. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #8)
Miss Koda moves up another two spots this week for her highest charting video since….I think “Juicy?” Wait, “Get Up And Move!” got to number six last year, never mind. Moving on!
5. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big! (Last Week #3)
After just pulling into the Top Three, the princess falls two spots this week! It has been a big year for Hyori, and I wonder what her next video will be. Hopefully, it will be hot.
4. Hearts Grow – Sora (Last Week #1, Three Weeks at #1)
NOOOOOO! After three big weeks at number one, Hearts Grow walls four big spots! They had one of the best runs of the last few months as they attempted to top Bennie K’s seven weeks which is going to be hella hard. Either way, we have a new number one and it is one of these last three videos!
3. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Last Week #15, Biggest Mover)
Kanye has just made the biggest move in Countdown history. Kanye moves a ridiculous TWELVE SPOTS this week into the Top Three! I care not what you say, I love this song and this video is different. Weird, but different. I am kind of excited to see what he does with “808’s & Heartbreak” because I like what I have heard so far.
2. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happening (Last Week #2)
T.I. holds on to the runner up spot this week! With a new video debuting which gives him four videos in a three month span, T.I. is making a push for Artist of the Year. Although I still don’t know what a Shawty Lo is, this video is simple awesomeness. And the song is where it is at. However, with T.I. at number two, it means that he was passed over by our new number one!
1. Wonder Girls - Nobody (Last Week #5, One Week at #1)
The Wonder Girls are back! For the second time in the last three months, these young ladies take over the top spot! Hate all you want, their last two singles have been catchy as hell and the videos have been quite nice. Too bad they equal jailtime. That is a conundrum. Even still, they are back on top!
That is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if the Wonder Girls can make it two weeks at number one? Or will T.I. take back his crown for the second time this year? Or can Kanye continue his dominance and take over the top for a RECORD SIXTH number one video? See you in seven!
Well, Happy Halloween everybody! I am not a huge holiday guy (As a matter of fact, I hate them all for the most part) but if you celebrate it, knock yourself out. The Chachi Video Awards are this Sunday, so stay tuned on Sunday night for the winners! Until then, stay up peeps!
Chachi Out!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
100,000 Strong And Growing.....
What is up, fishes! I know I said I would have a post yesterday but I wasn’t feeling so hot so I didn’t post so there. Yesterday was really kind of a bitch. Sad because a bitch IS one of my problems and yet I only have seven problems. So my bitch to problem ratio is rather high. I wish I was more like Jay-Z:
Except the whole stabbing people in the club thing. Anyway, I got back from the Obama rally this afternoon and I have to say that even though SOME OF YOUR HAPPY ASSES WERENT DOWN FOR THE CAUSE (Kimmy, I am looking squarely at you on this one) I have to say that is was an awesome event. I have to say that the 100,000 estimate is either dead on or lowballing it because downtown Denver was PACKED. I mean literally, you couldn’t move and I only got like a 15 second view of Barack Obama but I do have to say that being in the crowd was very interesting. I went to John Kerry rallies in 2004 and they were nothing like this in any way shape or form. Keep in mind we are talking about the fucking Tiki Head of Boredom here but still. The crowd up there was really awesome. It was a stark contrast to what I hear about the McCain rally last week. Them White folks were BUGGING OUT in Durango! Anyway, I will put the pictures up this week (I may put the video up on YouTube tomorrow but probably not. I mean there is enough coverage already) and I want to thank all the people I met up there. However, it is time for the recap!
Pick Yo President, Fool!
2008 Report:
Wrap Up of the Barack Obama Rally In Denver
Obama Brought The Speech, But Someone Also Brang The FUNK
Okay….someone let the homeless back in the building. Seriously, for a while it seemed like the episode of South park didn’t work:
But seriously, it was FUCKING RANK OUTSIDE! Imagine NDK (For the….two of you that went that read this fucking blog) and it’s funkitude in 2005. Then realize that it was twice the funk….and it was OUT-FUCKING-SIDE! I swear to God it was horrible. I finally escaped it the closer I got to Civic Central Park but man….whoa. It was R-O-U-G-H.
Even With A Black Candidate….I Was Still In The Minority. And It Was Awesome.
I have to say that this wasn’t a bad thing. I noticed after about 30 minutes that after talking to no less than 50 people that I saw NO BLACK PEOPLE. As a matter of fact, I didn’t talk to anyone of color until 10am (About an hour after I got there) which I am not saying is a bad thing. After talking to a lot of people, it was refreshing to see the fact that there were thugs standing right next to 50 year old white people and just talking. About change. You know, for a lot of you that means nothing but for one who has seen the “New South” in the 80’s and 90’s (and some of the 2000’s) this was big. Hell, as one who has to sit back and hear the “I’m not racist, I’m just can’t vote for a Black” (Yes, she said A BLACK) in 2004 I accidentally started a discussion about the DNC speech Barack made and said he has the demeanor and the views (My mom has told me about him for years so I knew his record already) to maybe be President. I was surprised how the most “tolerant” people all of a sudden got skittish about the IDEA of voting for a Black man. It was nice to just talk to these people and not once hear “He speaks so well!” or “He doesn’t have cornrows!” and I heard instead “He shares my values” and “He really understands and cares” (Not my words, people) which I am sorry, but that is fucking awesome to me. It just was, and it almost brought a tear to my eye. If you don’t get it then you never will.
I Want To Kill Kool And The Gang.
I swear on everything, if I have to hear “Celebration” one more time I will fucking kill them and Lionel Ritchie. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF HE WASN’T THEIR LEAD SINGER! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THAT SONG! There are some great Commodores or James Brown songs you can use, Obama! “Living In America” has your name on it and you just let it slide the hell by! You better get on that!
And lastly, what may have been the most awesome moment in history. I was crossing Broadway to take pictures of the crowd at the Capitol Building when I struck up a conversation with a Black man named Jamal (We spoke for a minute or two). We were just talking about where we were from and what brought us there when as we crossed the crosswalk, another Black man stepped on his shoe. Now…as you know….this is how 60% of “Nigga Moments” begin. All Black men know of these moments and if you have seen The Boondocks, White folks know about them too:
Now due to my viewing of nigga moments that have turned out horribly (Like….all of them I have ever seen in a club or party) I totally expected a fight and the ruining of a good event by someone getting their S-Dots smudged. Instead, I got this:
Man Crossing The Street: Oh, my bad bruh.
Jamal: That’s cool, man.
Man Crossing The Street: Thanks, bruh.
THAT WAS IT.
To a lot of you it would be expected to end that way. However, ask your Black friends how often niggas get rolled on for stepping on shoes (Or even worse, spilling a drink) and I guarantee you they have seen it happen. Hell, I bet some of your Black friends have even beat up a nigga for steppin on their J’s. But today, that didn’t happen. Today, they just let it slide. To some of you that is small, but to me that was big. I mean if a rally for Barack Obama can end a nigga moment….maybe he CAN change the world:
Big ups ya’self. Big ups ya’self everyone. I’ll be back with a rant this week at some point. Stay up, ya’ll.
Chachi Out
Except the whole stabbing people in the club thing. Anyway, I got back from the Obama rally this afternoon and I have to say that even though SOME OF YOUR HAPPY ASSES WERENT DOWN FOR THE CAUSE (Kimmy, I am looking squarely at you on this one) I have to say that is was an awesome event. I have to say that the 100,000 estimate is either dead on or lowballing it because downtown Denver was PACKED. I mean literally, you couldn’t move and I only got like a 15 second view of Barack Obama but I do have to say that being in the crowd was very interesting. I went to John Kerry rallies in 2004 and they were nothing like this in any way shape or form. Keep in mind we are talking about the fucking Tiki Head of Boredom here but still. The crowd up there was really awesome. It was a stark contrast to what I hear about the McCain rally last week. Them White folks were BUGGING OUT in Durango! Anyway, I will put the pictures up this week (I may put the video up on YouTube tomorrow but probably not. I mean there is enough coverage already) and I want to thank all the people I met up there. However, it is time for the recap!
Pick Yo President, Fool!
2008 Report:
Wrap Up of the Barack Obama Rally In Denver
Obama Brought The Speech, But Someone Also Brang The FUNK
Okay….someone let the homeless back in the building. Seriously, for a while it seemed like the episode of South park didn’t work:
But seriously, it was FUCKING RANK OUTSIDE! Imagine NDK (For the….two of you that went that read this fucking blog) and it’s funkitude in 2005. Then realize that it was twice the funk….and it was OUT-FUCKING-SIDE! I swear to God it was horrible. I finally escaped it the closer I got to Civic Central Park but man….whoa. It was R-O-U-G-H.
Even With A Black Candidate….I Was Still In The Minority. And It Was Awesome.
I have to say that this wasn’t a bad thing. I noticed after about 30 minutes that after talking to no less than 50 people that I saw NO BLACK PEOPLE. As a matter of fact, I didn’t talk to anyone of color until 10am (About an hour after I got there) which I am not saying is a bad thing. After talking to a lot of people, it was refreshing to see the fact that there were thugs standing right next to 50 year old white people and just talking. About change. You know, for a lot of you that means nothing but for one who has seen the “New South” in the 80’s and 90’s (and some of the 2000’s) this was big. Hell, as one who has to sit back and hear the “I’m not racist, I’m just can’t vote for a Black” (Yes, she said A BLACK) in 2004 I accidentally started a discussion about the DNC speech Barack made and said he has the demeanor and the views (My mom has told me about him for years so I knew his record already) to maybe be President. I was surprised how the most “tolerant” people all of a sudden got skittish about the IDEA of voting for a Black man. It was nice to just talk to these people and not once hear “He speaks so well!” or “He doesn’t have cornrows!” and I heard instead “He shares my values” and “He really understands and cares” (Not my words, people) which I am sorry, but that is fucking awesome to me. It just was, and it almost brought a tear to my eye. If you don’t get it then you never will.
I Want To Kill Kool And The Gang.
I swear on everything, if I have to hear “Celebration” one more time I will fucking kill them and Lionel Ritchie. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF HE WASN’T THEIR LEAD SINGER! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THAT SONG! There are some great Commodores or James Brown songs you can use, Obama! “Living In America” has your name on it and you just let it slide the hell by! You better get on that!
And lastly, what may have been the most awesome moment in history. I was crossing Broadway to take pictures of the crowd at the Capitol Building when I struck up a conversation with a Black man named Jamal (We spoke for a minute or two). We were just talking about where we were from and what brought us there when as we crossed the crosswalk, another Black man stepped on his shoe. Now…as you know….this is how 60% of “Nigga Moments” begin. All Black men know of these moments and if you have seen The Boondocks, White folks know about them too:
Now due to my viewing of nigga moments that have turned out horribly (Like….all of them I have ever seen in a club or party) I totally expected a fight and the ruining of a good event by someone getting their S-Dots smudged. Instead, I got this:
Man Crossing The Street: Oh, my bad bruh.
Jamal: That’s cool, man.
Man Crossing The Street: Thanks, bruh.
THAT WAS IT.
To a lot of you it would be expected to end that way. However, ask your Black friends how often niggas get rolled on for stepping on shoes (Or even worse, spilling a drink) and I guarantee you they have seen it happen. Hell, I bet some of your Black friends have even beat up a nigga for steppin on their J’s. But today, that didn’t happen. Today, they just let it slide. To some of you that is small, but to me that was big. I mean if a rally for Barack Obama can end a nigga moment….maybe he CAN change the world:
Big ups ya’self. Big ups ya’self everyone. I’ll be back with a rant this week at some point. Stay up, ya’ll.
Chachi Out
Friday, October 24, 2008
My Heart Is Growing....Just Like My Pants When I See Mandy Moore. OH!
What is up, people?! It is another cold ass Friday so you know what that means! It is time for the….
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!!
We begin with arguably the best hip hop video of 2008 making what could be its last stop on the Countdown….
20. Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On (Last Week #17, Three Weeks at #1)
Arguably the best hip hop song of the year looks to be spending its final week on the Countdown. Can you believe that The Snowman has pretty much dominated my airplay over the last 7 months or so? Gone pretty far for a guy who I wanted to kick in the nuts in 2005-2006.
19. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (New Entry)
HELLS YEAH! Boa is back, people! I must say, I am glad to see her back and with a US release no less! Problem is…the American video sucks. I mean REALLY SUCKS. But the Korean version of this video is awesome dance-wise and the song is very catchy. The broken English I could do without but thems the breaks. Makes me interested to see how Se7en’s album will sound.
18. Maroon 5 – Goodnight, Goodnight (Last Week #15)
Looks like a slow year finally ends for Maroon 5. This video didn’t pack the punch that “Makes Me Wonder” had last spring but at least they made it.
17. Rain (Bi) – Love Story (Last Week #20)
NEW RAIN VIDEO!! “Rainism” is out and I guarantee it will make its way on here. Until then, this video moves up three big spots this week. BTW, go get the album. It is well worth the time, peeps.
16. Game feat. Lil Wayne – My Life (Last Week #13)
The Game and Lil’ Wayne fall three spots this week as we move on. You know, I want to say congrats to Lil’ Wayne on his entry into fatherdom. A lot better than diving into niggerdom. I kid, congrats.
15. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Last Week #18)
Okay, give me the album right now. Seriously. I am not a fan of the vocorder but he makes it work (Sometimes) with the songs I have heard. AND WHERE IN THE HELL IS “GO HARD?!”
14. Big Bang – Number 1 (Last Week #16)
Big Bang moves up two spots this week as K-Pop makes its triumphant return in 2008. The album just came out, too. Go get it!
13. NERD feat Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix) (Last Week #11)
CRS and Pusha-T fall from again this week as we move on to the end of the year and the Chachi Video Awards in November. A lot of nominations for these guys.
12. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember (Last Week #14)
HAMC are milking their final video for all it is worth as they move up a modest two spots this week. This sucks. I can’t believe they broke up!
11. FLOW – WORLD END (Last Week #9)
Just outside the Top Ten sits FLOW. They came so close a few weeks ago from taking the number one spot but fell just short. They will be back soon, though.
10. Yuna Ito – Miss You (Last Week #12)
We are in the Top Ten and it is my baby boo! Miss Ito moves into the Top 10 for the third time and the first time in over 10 months with her latest! It is more of a summertime video but its Yuna Ito so fuck off.
9. Fonzworth Bentley feat Andre 3000 & Kanye West – Everybody [Don’t Stop] (Last Week #7, Two Weeks at #1)
The Fonz and company fall another two spots this week as he picked up three Chachi’s Award nominations with this video. Maybe I should be Diddy’s manservant. There is a future in that!
8. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #10)
Mmm….just enjoy the video. Seriously, it is Kumi Koda. Just marvel.
7. Alicia Keys - Superwoman (Last Week #8)
Alicia Keys has a new video with that fuckwit Jack White from the White Stripes and all I can say is…it isn’t that bad. As a matter of fact, I kind of like it. I know, right?! Don’t get it twisted, I hate The White Stripes though. But I loves me some Alicia Keys.
6. John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light (Last Week #4, One Week at #1)
Mr. Legend is officially back, people! Even though he falls two spots this week, he has had a pretty big comeback and I SO WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN HIM AT THE FUCKING CONVENTION! That’s life, though.
5. Wonder Girls - Nobody (Last Week #6)
Well, the Wonder Girls move up a respectable spot this week as they return to the Top Five. Can I just say this song is catchy as hell. My MOM even likes this song and she knows barely more Korean than I do! Wonder Girls: Bridging The Gap.
4. UVERworld – Koishikute (Last Week #2)
After a week in the runner-up spot, UVERworld falls two spots this week and out of the Top Three. NEW VIDEO COMING SOON AND BOY DOES IT ROCK YOUR FACE! Yeah, they are back. We are down to three!
3. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big! (Last Week #5)
Well, Miss Hy-o-ri is back near the top! She moves up two spots this week as she tries to capture her first number one video. Can I just say….she is damn fine. Can I also say…SHE NEEDS TO EAT SOMETHING. Either way, love the video.
2. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happening (Last Week #3)
The King is back once again! He has had three videos on the Countdown in the last two months and he has a video for “Live Your Life” coming out next week. Good thing he is doing all of this before he goes to jail. But with TI at number two, we have a reigning queen at number one!
1. Hearts Grow – Sora (Last Week #1, Three Weeks at #1)
For the third week in a row, Hearts Grow tops the Countdown! Can I just say that I STILL love this video?! Even though it is damn near wintertime I still love its summery goodness. Also, Hearts Grown picked up a few Chachi Video Awards nods as well with this one. Could it be the best video of the year? Who knows but it is the biggest video of the week!
That is all for now! Tune in next week to see if Hearts Grow can make it a full month at number one! Or will TI get his second number one video of 2008? Or can Hyori Lee finally become the Queen of the Countdown? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I am off to see White people walk like zombies for a spell and then Sunday I am off to the Get Out And Vote Rally in Denver for Barack Obama WHO WILL BE THERE! Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!!
We begin with arguably the best hip hop video of 2008 making what could be its last stop on the Countdown….
20. Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On (Last Week #17, Three Weeks at #1)
Arguably the best hip hop song of the year looks to be spending its final week on the Countdown. Can you believe that The Snowman has pretty much dominated my airplay over the last 7 months or so? Gone pretty far for a guy who I wanted to kick in the nuts in 2005-2006.
19. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (New Entry)
HELLS YEAH! Boa is back, people! I must say, I am glad to see her back and with a US release no less! Problem is…the American video sucks. I mean REALLY SUCKS. But the Korean version of this video is awesome dance-wise and the song is very catchy. The broken English I could do without but thems the breaks. Makes me interested to see how Se7en’s album will sound.
18. Maroon 5 – Goodnight, Goodnight (Last Week #15)
Looks like a slow year finally ends for Maroon 5. This video didn’t pack the punch that “Makes Me Wonder” had last spring but at least they made it.
17. Rain (Bi) – Love Story (Last Week #20)
NEW RAIN VIDEO!! “Rainism” is out and I guarantee it will make its way on here. Until then, this video moves up three big spots this week. BTW, go get the album. It is well worth the time, peeps.
16. Game feat. Lil Wayne – My Life (Last Week #13)
The Game and Lil’ Wayne fall three spots this week as we move on. You know, I want to say congrats to Lil’ Wayne on his entry into fatherdom. A lot better than diving into niggerdom. I kid, congrats.
15. Kanye West – Love Lockdown (Last Week #18)
Okay, give me the album right now. Seriously. I am not a fan of the vocorder but he makes it work (Sometimes) with the songs I have heard. AND WHERE IN THE HELL IS “GO HARD?!”
14. Big Bang – Number 1 (Last Week #16)
Big Bang moves up two spots this week as K-Pop makes its triumphant return in 2008. The album just came out, too. Go get it!
13. NERD feat Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pusha-T – Everybody Nose (Remix) (Last Week #11)
CRS and Pusha-T fall from again this week as we move on to the end of the year and the Chachi Video Awards in November. A lot of nominations for these guys.
12. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Remember (Last Week #14)
HAMC are milking their final video for all it is worth as they move up a modest two spots this week. This sucks. I can’t believe they broke up!
11. FLOW – WORLD END (Last Week #9)
Just outside the Top Ten sits FLOW. They came so close a few weeks ago from taking the number one spot but fell just short. They will be back soon, though.
10. Yuna Ito – Miss You (Last Week #12)
We are in the Top Ten and it is my baby boo! Miss Ito moves into the Top 10 for the third time and the first time in over 10 months with her latest! It is more of a summertime video but its Yuna Ito so fuck off.
9. Fonzworth Bentley feat Andre 3000 & Kanye West – Everybody [Don’t Stop] (Last Week #7, Two Weeks at #1)
The Fonz and company fall another two spots this week as he picked up three Chachi’s Award nominations with this video. Maybe I should be Diddy’s manservant. There is a future in that!
8. Kumi Koda – Taboo (Last Week #10)
Mmm….just enjoy the video. Seriously, it is Kumi Koda. Just marvel.
7. Alicia Keys - Superwoman (Last Week #8)
Alicia Keys has a new video with that fuckwit Jack White from the White Stripes and all I can say is…it isn’t that bad. As a matter of fact, I kind of like it. I know, right?! Don’t get it twisted, I hate The White Stripes though. But I loves me some Alicia Keys.
6. John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light (Last Week #4, One Week at #1)
Mr. Legend is officially back, people! Even though he falls two spots this week, he has had a pretty big comeback and I SO WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN HIM AT THE FUCKING CONVENTION! That’s life, though.
5. Wonder Girls - Nobody (Last Week #6)
Well, the Wonder Girls move up a respectable spot this week as they return to the Top Five. Can I just say this song is catchy as hell. My MOM even likes this song and she knows barely more Korean than I do! Wonder Girls: Bridging The Gap.
4. UVERworld – Koishikute (Last Week #2)
After a week in the runner-up spot, UVERworld falls two spots this week and out of the Top Three. NEW VIDEO COMING SOON AND BOY DOES IT ROCK YOUR FACE! Yeah, they are back. We are down to three!
3. Hyori Lee – Hey Mr. Big! (Last Week #5)
Well, Miss Hy-o-ri is back near the top! She moves up two spots this week as she tries to capture her first number one video. Can I just say….she is damn fine. Can I also say…SHE NEEDS TO EAT SOMETHING. Either way, love the video.
2. T.I. – What Up, What’s Happening (Last Week #3)
The King is back once again! He has had three videos on the Countdown in the last two months and he has a video for “Live Your Life” coming out next week. Good thing he is doing all of this before he goes to jail. But with TI at number two, we have a reigning queen at number one!
1. Hearts Grow – Sora (Last Week #1, Three Weeks at #1)
For the third week in a row, Hearts Grow tops the Countdown! Can I just say that I STILL love this video?! Even though it is damn near wintertime I still love its summery goodness. Also, Hearts Grown picked up a few Chachi Video Awards nods as well with this one. Could it be the best video of the year? Who knows but it is the biggest video of the week!
That is all for now! Tune in next week to see if Hearts Grow can make it a full month at number one! Or will TI get his second number one video of 2008? Or can Hyori Lee finally become the Queen of the Countdown? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I am off to see White people walk like zombies for a spell and then Sunday I am off to the Get Out And Vote Rally in Denver for Barack Obama WHO WILL BE THERE! Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
You All Ready To Ride?! ROBBLE ROBBLE!!
Alright, people. Tomorrow afternoon in Denver, Hillary Clinton will be holding a rally at General's Park (In Aurora I believe, so get your bullet-proof vests. I KEED, I KEED!) at 3:30pm and Barack Obama will be holding a rally (reportedly) at Civic Center Park in Downtown Denver this Sunday. Let's try to make this a St. Louis-like event, people. I am going so if you want to ride get on the Freedom Train! Or my Saturn.....but it is American made! USA, BITCHES! Also, I will be doing the Caramelldansen:
It's infectious. If we get enough people to do it....IT WILL BE MADNESS!
Barring incident, the Freedom Train leave the CSP at 11am tomorrow and I will just hang out in Denver on Sunday if you want to join my drinking binge. I went to a John Kerry rally drunk once....it was the only way to get through it. ZING!
Countdown tomorrow and a follow-up rant on Saturday. Until then, stay up peeps.
And yes we can....
Chachi Out.
It's infectious. If we get enough people to do it....IT WILL BE MADNESS!
Barring incident, the Freedom Train leave the CSP at 11am tomorrow and I will just hang out in Denver on Sunday if you want to join my drinking binge. I went to a John Kerry rally drunk once....it was the only way to get through it. ZING!
Countdown tomorrow and a follow-up rant on Saturday. Until then, stay up peeps.
And yes we can....
Chachi Out.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Your Parents Got Sprayed With Hoses....The Least You Could Do Is FAKE Like You Want To Vote.
Okay, first things first: I poppa freaks all the honeys. Damn, you Griff! Seriously, first things first. Be sure to get out and vote. Early voting has started in most states already and I went out and cast my vote for Will Smith this afternoon as Colorado just opened their early polling places. Then I was told I WASN’T voting for Will Smith and I was ACTUALLY voting for Barack Obama…which kind of pissed me off. I mean, you are telling me he DIDN’T write “Getting Jiggy With It?” Oh well, guess I voted for him so gimme some of that Barack!:
WHY ISN’T THAT SONG PLATINUM?!
Also, it seems that the poll people didn’t find my new “Caramellvoten” dance very funny. Although I did have two people end up doing the dance with me because they heard of the song. NERDS FOR OBAMA! There’s like five of us:
Yeah, I looked just as bad. It was like NDK without the knowing or popularity. By the way, did any of you know that Alan Keyes is running for President? Why aren’t Republicans supporting HIM over McCain? Oh, because he’s a NEE-GROW. That shit aint gonna fly. And with Sarah Palin as VP, there is no way White people are going to stand back and let a nigger tell a White woman what to do on the national stage. It is tolerable in porn and acceptable in hip hop videos but not in the White House! Yeah, my racism knows no bounds but truer words have never been spoken. Republicans would rather have an unwed, drunk, mother of six that used to turn tricks for Starbursts and smack than a Black man as their candidate. Yeah, I said it motherfuckers! EIGHT MILE! But I digress…
I need to say something....once again....that should be common knowledge. But after this discussion with a female friend I guess I need to tell you one more time...
WEAR SOME GOD DAMN UNDERWEAR!
This isn’t the FIRST time I have said this, but until women quit bitching about upskirts and men looking at their butt cracks I will continue to say it. You see, there is something I like to called “Freedom Vs. Reality Theory” that I really think you need to either grasp or continue to have your gully hole posted on the intarweb. You see, I wholly believe it should be your right to let your yeast trap aerate in the gentle breezes of the beautiful planet Earth. Unless it is unkempt like a potheads fish tank and reeks to high heaven that is, but even still it is kind of your right. Just gotta keep the cats at bay and you know why. However, let’s look at life LOGICALLY. The simple fact is that there are going to be people out there that are looking for opportunities to get pictures of gullyholes on film. Whether it be for prosperity, profit or pumping the purple piper (That shit was funny) they are out to capture visuals of it and by you not wearing drawers and wearing a skirt that would make a Japanese schoolgirl blush (Then wear it because I TOLD HER TO! YOU DISHONOR ME!) makes it a hell of a lot easier to accomplish that. Not wearing underwear isn’t vindicating. It is a fashion faux pau that very little good comes out of unless you are that dead set on getting laid and if that is the case then why in the fuck are you wearing clothes? Oh, and for further reference wearing dark undergarments under a white shirt is an invitation for being stared down. I don’t wear “I Fuck Crack Whitey Bitches” with a picture of Sarah Palin on it and it is the same thing in terms of attention. Understand that and you will be a lot better off.
Lastly, Chris Matthews is awesome:
Bill Maher has his moments, too. "Religioulus" was awesome. Go see it! I'll be back Friday, maybe Thursday. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out
WHY ISN’T THAT SONG PLATINUM?!
Also, it seems that the poll people didn’t find my new “Caramellvoten” dance very funny. Although I did have two people end up doing the dance with me because they heard of the song. NERDS FOR OBAMA! There’s like five of us:
Yeah, I looked just as bad. It was like NDK without the knowing or popularity. By the way, did any of you know that Alan Keyes is running for President? Why aren’t Republicans supporting HIM over McCain? Oh, because he’s a NEE-GROW. That shit aint gonna fly. And with Sarah Palin as VP, there is no way White people are going to stand back and let a nigger tell a White woman what to do on the national stage. It is tolerable in porn and acceptable in hip hop videos but not in the White House! Yeah, my racism knows no bounds but truer words have never been spoken. Republicans would rather have an unwed, drunk, mother of six that used to turn tricks for Starbursts and smack than a Black man as their candidate. Yeah, I said it motherfuckers! EIGHT MILE! But I digress…
I need to say something....once again....that should be common knowledge. But after this discussion with a female friend I guess I need to tell you one more time...
WEAR SOME GOD DAMN UNDERWEAR!
This isn’t the FIRST time I have said this, but until women quit bitching about upskirts and men looking at their butt cracks I will continue to say it. You see, there is something I like to called “Freedom Vs. Reality Theory” that I really think you need to either grasp or continue to have your gully hole posted on the intarweb. You see, I wholly believe it should be your right to let your yeast trap aerate in the gentle breezes of the beautiful planet Earth. Unless it is unkempt like a potheads fish tank and reeks to high heaven that is, but even still it is kind of your right. Just gotta keep the cats at bay and you know why. However, let’s look at life LOGICALLY. The simple fact is that there are going to be people out there that are looking for opportunities to get pictures of gullyholes on film. Whether it be for prosperity, profit or pumping the purple piper (That shit was funny) they are out to capture visuals of it and by you not wearing drawers and wearing a skirt that would make a Japanese schoolgirl blush (Then wear it because I TOLD HER TO! YOU DISHONOR ME!) makes it a hell of a lot easier to accomplish that. Not wearing underwear isn’t vindicating. It is a fashion faux pau that very little good comes out of unless you are that dead set on getting laid and if that is the case then why in the fuck are you wearing clothes? Oh, and for further reference wearing dark undergarments under a white shirt is an invitation for being stared down. I don’t wear “I Fuck Crack Whitey Bitches” with a picture of Sarah Palin on it and it is the same thing in terms of attention. Understand that and you will be a lot better off.
Lastly, Chris Matthews is awesome:
Bill Maher has his moments, too. "Religioulus" was awesome. Go see it! I'll be back Friday, maybe Thursday. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out
Monday, October 20, 2008
Damn, DAMN, DAMN JAMES!!!!
Damn it, another icon of Black cinema has passed away. Rudy Ray Moore passed on Sunday night. For those of you jive turkey motherfuckers that DON'T know who he is, he was the baddest motherfucker ever and his naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame was DOLEMITE:
Now that's big pimpin.
Now that's big pimpin.
Rest in peace, Rudy Ray.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Suck My News, Fool!
What is up, peeps! It is a lazy Sunday and since the Atlanta Falcons have a bye I really have nothing going on today. So, I guess I will do something I haven’t done in about a year. Time for a news wrap-up, peeps!
Chachi’s News Week Wrap-up!
First off, I want to start off with my big story of the news week!
Biggest Story: Colin FINALLY Gives The Finger To The Fucktards!
You know what, leave it to Colin Powell to drop the bomb on racist, fringe-conservative, ignorant Republicans out there in a metaphoric sense. They are focusing on the wrong thing and Colin called them on it and said what I have been saying for YEARS about this quasi-racist sentiment of linking radical Muslims with Blacks. Barack Obama is a Christian and I don’t care but Colin laid it out for you dimwitted fucks better than anyone has this year:
SO THE FUCK WHAT IF HE IS A MUSLIM?
I mean seriously. This schism that the Republican party is trying to create by paining people that support Obama as “un-American” is honestly the most un-American thing you can do (Or the most American thing you can do if you consider that this country has been about since it…well, BEGAN. Remember the Indians? Yeah, me neither). People believe different than you, does that make them unpatriotic? I think the need for guns has passed, but I am not against the Second Amendment. Does that make me a fucking terrorist? I think abortions should be legal for all no matter what the issue because at the end of the day it isn’t the government’s decision what people do with their bodies. Does that make me a supporter of blowing up federal buildings? Hell no. This attempting to break up America into two parts has been something I have been against for about a decade now and it came back with the whole 2000 election fiasco and the “Red State/Blue State” bullshit that has made it okay to be a racist, bigot, sexist or my all-time favorite religious nutball. Seriously, people need to take their “religion” and their “values” out of my political process because you are fucking doing it wrong. There is a very high probability that we will have our first Halfrican-American president on November 4th and the more you sow the seeds of hate, prejudice and fuckery the sweeter it will be when he wins. Although Colin Powell pretty much hitched his trolley car to the winning bullet train, it was still a big announcement solely because of what he said about the attacks. He shot them down with more eloquence and conviction than anyone so far. He literally said “SO THE FUCK WHAT” about everything and said “Is that really an issue to you? I mean really? Are you that fucking petty?” which is what I have been saying for about eight months now. That’ll do, Colin. That’ll do.
Story That Pissed Me Off The Most: FUCK THE BOSTON RED SOX!
Okay, I have said for years that baseball is either fixed or just hates me because there is no need for Boston to be everywhere at all points in times. Now it was okay when the Celtics won the NBA Championship because the team is all-Black and something about an all-Black team in Boston winning a CHAMPIONSHIP while making millions of dollars off of White people I find comical. Don’t know why, but it makes me feel special, mainly because I fucking hate Boston and the Irish can eat a dick after they drink their whiskey and beat their wife. Not even in that order all the time. But being a sports fan I understand the love fans have for their team. However, Boston Red Sox fans need to shut the fuck up. I mean REALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP. Outside of Boston no one likes your team and outside of Boston and Chicago (Another city full of unfulfilled ambition) no one gives a fuck about baseball anymore. It isn’t your fault, it is the fault of steroids and the blind eye all of us turned to it. Either way, I am sick of hearing about “Tha Sawks” and their grammar-challenged fans. Baseball sucks and so do you.
Well, that is all for now. Cutting this news update short because I am hella sleepy.I will try to be back up Tuesday with a new post (Maybe tomorrow, depends on how I am feeling) but until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
Chachi’s News Week Wrap-up!
First off, I want to start off with my big story of the news week!
Biggest Story: Colin FINALLY Gives The Finger To The Fucktards!
You know what, leave it to Colin Powell to drop the bomb on racist, fringe-conservative, ignorant Republicans out there in a metaphoric sense. They are focusing on the wrong thing and Colin called them on it and said what I have been saying for YEARS about this quasi-racist sentiment of linking radical Muslims with Blacks. Barack Obama is a Christian and I don’t care but Colin laid it out for you dimwitted fucks better than anyone has this year:
SO THE FUCK WHAT IF HE IS A MUSLIM?
I mean seriously. This schism that the Republican party is trying to create by paining people that support Obama as “un-American” is honestly the most un-American thing you can do (Or the most American thing you can do if you consider that this country has been about since it…well, BEGAN. Remember the Indians? Yeah, me neither). People believe different than you, does that make them unpatriotic? I think the need for guns has passed, but I am not against the Second Amendment. Does that make me a fucking terrorist? I think abortions should be legal for all no matter what the issue because at the end of the day it isn’t the government’s decision what people do with their bodies. Does that make me a supporter of blowing up federal buildings? Hell no. This attempting to break up America into two parts has been something I have been against for about a decade now and it came back with the whole 2000 election fiasco and the “Red State/Blue State” bullshit that has made it okay to be a racist, bigot, sexist or my all-time favorite religious nutball. Seriously, people need to take their “religion” and their “values” out of my political process because you are fucking doing it wrong. There is a very high probability that we will have our first Halfrican-American president on November 4th and the more you sow the seeds of hate, prejudice and fuckery the sweeter it will be when he wins. Although Colin Powell pretty much hitched his trolley car to the winning bullet train, it was still a big announcement solely because of what he said about the attacks. He shot them down with more eloquence and conviction than anyone so far. He literally said “SO THE FUCK WHAT” about everything and said “Is that really an issue to you? I mean really? Are you that fucking petty?” which is what I have been saying for about eight months now. That’ll do, Colin. That’ll do.
Story That Pissed Me Off The Most: FUCK THE BOSTON RED SOX!
Okay, I have said for years that baseball is either fixed or just hates me because there is no need for Boston to be everywhere at all points in times. Now it was okay when the Celtics won the NBA Championship because the team is all-Black and something about an all-Black team in Boston winning a CHAMPIONSHIP while making millions of dollars off of White people I find comical. Don’t know why, but it makes me feel special, mainly because I fucking hate Boston and the Irish can eat a dick after they drink their whiskey and beat their wife. Not even in that order all the time. But being a sports fan I understand the love fans have for their team. However, Boston Red Sox fans need to shut the fuck up. I mean REALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP. Outside of Boston no one likes your team and outside of Boston and Chicago (Another city full of unfulfilled ambition) no one gives a fuck about baseball anymore. It isn’t your fault, it is the fault of steroids and the blind eye all of us turned to it. Either way, I am sick of hearing about “Tha Sawks” and their grammar-challenged fans. Baseball sucks and so do you.
Well, that is all for now. Cutting this news update short because I am hella sleepy.I will try to be back up Tuesday with a new post (Maybe tomorrow, depends on how I am feeling) but until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
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