Styles Clash!

Happy Sunday, peeps! I took a hiatus yesterday to roam the town and recover from the mindrape that was Friday. Fun times had by all, but man sometimes it just pays to go the hell home.I didnt make it to Beerfest though, it was sold out. Drunken college students are attracted to beer like...well...shit there really isnt another example that can beat that one. Eh, what can you do. Still had a pretty fun time.

So NDK is on Friday and needless to say, I am kind of excited. I still dont have a costume (although Funkbusters was AWESOME, just cant find a Ghostbusters outfit anywhere) but that doesnt mean I cant enjoy the festivities. Oh, and lets not forget the kickass swag. Except for the yaoi paddles. I hope that shit has died down because I dont need no dudes kissing in my anime. Hell, I dont even like my ladies kissing in my anime. Unless its Momo-chan and Sae-Chan from Peach Girl. That might make me change my mind...just a little.

Oh, and not only was Jackass the number one movie in America last week, ASHTON KUTCHER has the number 1 AND 2 movies in America THIS week. Jebus, maybe the terrorists are winning because this country is getting stupider by the fucking day.

Today I have two things I want to talk about. First is the culture clash that is Asian music. Now for the most part there are traditional artists but I mean the music for the younger generation (hip hop, pop, r&b). It would seem to me that Asians love the hip hop cultere. Dont get me wrong, a lot of countries do but they REALLY love the hip hop culture. There is nothing wrong with that, but it just seems kind of...well off. Case in point: Hyori Lee.

Now dont get it wrong, I love Hyori's music (kinda) and I think she is damn fine (albeit in need of a sandwich because I fucking hate skinny people. Just loathe them bastards). However, her music is kind of a mix between bad pop, bad hip-hop and bad r&b. Take for instance this song here, Hey Girl:

First of, Hyori Lee + a bed + me = HELLS YES. Damn, back to my point. Did that not mind you of Ashanti and Ja Rule? Except it kinda just missed something? Like...black people? Yeah I know this sounds bad but hip hop just looks weird without black people. It's like humans fighting animals (Except my bears vs. women idea. The two biggest threats to society battling it out to the death? Sign me up for season tickets!); it just doesnt look right. Dont get me wrong, I like song and always have. But look at Hyori, BoA (But I love her so she is above all of this), Namie Amuro and to a lesser extent Kumi Koda (Mainly because I think she took the X-Tina persona and just went all over it like that bottle in the Juicy video. Which will be the video of the year, but is still wrong). Sadly, the all seem like bastardized combos of Britney Spears and Ciara with a dash of Ja Rule tossed in. Now the 'hip pop' style was awesome...when I was in college. And it was cool again when I saw Hyori Lee do it with the aforementioned song. However, the style really hasnt changed, and when it has it is just fucking bad. Dark Angel sucked with the whole trying to be 'rock n pop' although Shall We Dance is a bit on the saucy side and even has a little hip pop to it:

Yeah, thats good stuff right there. ANyway, my original point is the overwhelming influence of hip hop on the Asian culture when it comes to music. I mentioned Hyori Lee, but the biggest guilty pary of that is Se7en. Now Se7en rules are but lets face it, he stole from Justin Timberlake who stole from Usher who stole from Bobby Brown who stole from you get the idea. Not a knock because its a good style but come on. I have put Se7en's videos up and you have seen him. I mean could he not be anymore like Justin. There is only ONE JUSTIN, Se7en! You are treading on ground you CANNOT TREAD! Ahem, sorry about that. Anyway, you know who I like that has used the hip hop cultre in an interesting way that is not named Bennie K? (Oh, and Renso Game from Bennie K Show 2 is the greatest jam ever. I guarantee it you wont be disappointed) AI. For those that don't know who she is...you are a damn dirty bastard. Here is her newest single, I Wanna:

Dancing, nice beat and damn good voice. AI is old school, see some of her old stuff, it's not too shabby. And before you talk about my lack of male artists on here, you should know my views on that. Verbal has a fucking POW! brass knuckles. How about that is whack. Male artists aside for Ryohei and Diggy Mo are just as bad, but anyone that co-wrote Oasis cant be all that bad. Oh and you want to see dancing? THIS is dancing. Hyori, take note:

Old school BoA. You just got served!

Oh, on to my second point seeing as how the first one went nowhere as most of mine do. You see, I have gotten a lot of flack lately from females about my views of women. I while back I read you the list of what women have called me (From mean to anti-social which is PRICELESS seeing as having a BLOG is almost the exact opposite of anti-social depending on how you use it) and for the most part it is true. But you see, today I am going the opposite route and speak on something about men.

You see, when I go out, even when I am drinking I am observing other people because I like to understand as much as possible about why people do what they do and say what they say when they interact with people. It's the Communications major in me I guess. While watching men and women interact over the last two years after college (when the age range of the people I hang out with went from about 18-24 up to 28-40) I noticed something. Men are utter and complete liars. Yep, I said it. The majority of men out there, fuck it I will say 85% of men dont have an honest bone in their fucking body and are just looking for tang. Seriously. A man trying to get tang will say ANYTHING to a woman if she wants to hear it and it gets him to his ultimate goal. It is a sad statement but it is true. You know what is even SADDER? That the more you lie, the better shot of actually getting tang.

You see, I dont mince words and I dont take shorts. That can be seen as mean, I see it as being me. And I am an asshole because I refuse to say what women want to hear because they want to hear it. I say what is true or what I feel and if that falls in line then so be it. Any man who says he 'feels the plight of the woman in todays world' is a fucking MORON and should be shot in the face as such. It really is like people who say that they feel the 'plight of the (name oppressed race, creed, religion, endangered species or handicapped group and place here)' just to not be seen as insensitive. It is fucking bullshit and men that play that game need to be eliminated. Also, the women that BELIEVE that shit should be eliminated. With the power of listening comes the responsibility to filter out the bullshit. With women being so smart, its hard to see how they get 'taken advantage of' or 'treated unfairly' if they are the smartest beings on the universe. If women are so smart, why do they still live in teepees? Explain THAT. Check and mate.

My observation was as such: Men lie becuase women let them. That is all there is to it. If you dont stand for it, they wont do it. Women let them because they like to hear what they want. If what he is saying is a lie and it is a truth to her, that is illogical on both sides and therefore insane. Secondly, women are taught since birth that the reason all men are going to lie to them to get into their gullyholes. Well, that is in part true, but it is rooted in what I said last Sunday about women thinking that they are the end-all be-all of the universe and the vagina has the cure for cancer and the Holy fucking Grail. The fact that men will lie to get the yak is sad but true. Therefore, lies men tell work two ways:

Everything a man says is a lie and therefore she believes what she wants. This puts all the power with the woman which is fine. However, this will come with none of the responsibility because odds are there is alcohol involved.

OR

A man is lying but saying what she wants to hear he must be telling the truth which even though it is a lie it is a truth to her which makes the original theory true that all men lie but also validates MY theory that women believe what they want and create their own reality. I know because I did that for a while and it was stupid. We live in the real world, not Snapdragon and Lollypop Land. The next time a woman says all men are dogs and liars, remember the immortal words of Homer Simpson: It takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen. See, cartoons can be deep.

Well, I may be back a little later on. Updates will be sparse until NDK so get ready! Stay up, peeps!

Live, Laugh and Love.

Way Too Chachi

Peeps, the term 'gangsta' has officially been replaced by 'Chachi' because this right here is straigh CHACHI! The world can't stop me!

It is time for your weekly fix of the CHachi Top 20 as voted on by myself, the Council of Awesomeness and drunken pirates everywhere. Some of their votes had to be discounted because 'It's A Pirates Life For Me' is bar none the greatest song ever created but it is rather dated. Anyway, let's get this party started RIGHT!

20. Bi (Rain) – Move On (New Entry)

Part one of the K-Pop Battle for Supremacy! Bi is back, and hot as ever.
19. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #16)
18. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown – Morris Brown (Last Week #15)
17. Se7en – I Wanna… (New Entry)

Yeah, Se7en is back, too. All I know is that he is on the Timbaland workout plan.
16. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week # 14)
15. The Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [Last Week #19]
Still waiting for the Doctor's Advocate, asshole.
14. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #12)
Stall waiting for a new song, assholes.
13. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #18)
Still waiting for you to lift the restraining order, Nelly.
12. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #13)
Still hanging around like...dirty old men.
11. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #8)
Still bring sexyback. From where, I dont know. New video with T.I. coming soon! All I can say is muy bueno! Anyone know what happened to Usher? Seriously.
10. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #4, #1 for one week)
Still the Friday jam.
9. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 9)
Still number nine.
8. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #10)
Still fucking awesome.
7. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #6)

Still makes me happy in pants with dancing.
6. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 10)

Fuck off, I still like Rascal Flatts! Leave me alone, I know I'm black!
5. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 7)
Is Amy Lee still with the guy from Seether? If not...Im in it to win it. Anyway, love the song and love her.
4. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
Making a last ditch effort for the top spot. WIll he fall due to his new ballad?
3. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #2)

Too bad he is leaning back. Rubber Band Banks is my new jam, though. Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing!
2. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #3)

Yeah, NDK being a week away this will get some MAD CD play from the Duece. And the maxi single has some kick ass tunage on there as well. Worth the purchase.
1. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)

C'mon, could it be anyone else? Gave you the special ending version of the song to boot. Who says I'm not a giver? It's fucking UVERworld. Just picked up the live concert on my computer. Let's just say they blow away any American group I have seen. Seriously, if you are hating then you are missing the hell out.

Well, thats it for the Top 20. Can UVERworld make ith a whole month at #1? Or can the Beat Crusaders infect the top spot? Tune in next week!

Well that is all for now. Beerfest is tonight so you best believe that it is party time. If I still have my pants on, I aint drunk enough. I'm just kidding, drinking is bad. Stay away kids. Adults, knock yourself out, our boys didnt die by the Convenant's hands for us not to drink. Have one for them. And for the Master Chief. Who is so bad ass he doesnt NEED you to drink one for him but is humble enough to accept your respect. Anyway, until next time (odds are Sunday) stay up peeps.

Live Love and Laugh.

Hump Day! Just Without The Humping.

It's Wednesday, peeps. The middle of the week and not much is going on. All I can say is that Friday is gonna rule. It's the end of September (pretty much) and fun will be had by all. Not much to talk about today, though. New Top 20 on Friday and Douche of the Week will return on Sunday. Gotta roll out, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

I Don't Want To Waste This....

Yo, peeps! Okay, in terms of numbers this is my 200th post. However, I don't want to waste it on a midday update so lets call this a filler and not keep it in continuity. Well, big ups to the Saints. As a Saints fan since the early 90's (with Pat Swilling and that kick ass defense and Herbert at QB) I was glad to see them win. Not at the expense of my favorite team, but I was happy for them. Also, the Falcon recievers need to man the hell up. You have 3 to 4 inches on their DB's act like it. They got bullied and Mike Vick proved a lot to me as a QB actually getting the ball to his wideouts albeit they dropped it. He is leaps and bounds over last year as a QB, hopefully he gets a chance to show it.

And WHY DID U2 OPEN THE GAME?! Jesus, they would have U2 play during Latino History Month if they fucking could. Geez, all the jazz down there and they got U2. Sad. Good job NFL, you ruined a good thing.

Well, that is all for now. Sorry this is so short, but I gotta earn those gift checks. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Okay, Maybe This Day Will Rule...

Good morning, peeps! I am rather excited because the Dirty Birds are on Monday Night! Mike Vick is 3-0 under the primetime lights, you know. And tonight they are playing the Saints in New Orleans for the first time since the storm of storms last August. Emotional day for some, especially those who knew people or actually LIVED in New Orleans. As one who had family and friends there at the time, this is a pretty sweet moment because I KNOW the NLF wanted to get the hell out of there. Good to see the Saints back. Even with all the emotion, I am still picking Atlanta to win 23-16. Should be fun to watch.

So since I get paid in gift checks rather than currency, I decided to use my 'paycheck' to buy 35 dollars worth of pie, cookies sushi from Target. You laugh, but that was the best going away party EVER. And I got to rant and rave for a while and get some emotions off my chest. Combine that with the Venture Brothers (Funny ass show that I never see because I have to leave for work at 10pm to be on time) and it was a kick ass weekend.

Man, it is almost OCTOBER. This has been a roller-coaster year, I tell you what. And it ain't even over yet. The party never stops in the Duece's world. The holiday season should rule for the most part and I can hopefully take a few trips (Las Vegas for Holloween and Japan for New Years). That is all dependent on the cash flow situation, though.

Well, it is about that time. Until next time, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Oh, and I just had my 1,000th visitor this weekend! I want to say thank you to all the people that come here and listen to my ranting, whining and humor. Not gonna lie to you, you make it worthwhile to do this everyday (or whenever I post) and I thank you for your eyes and ears. That number is skewed because I have had to redo my counter a whole bunch of times but even if its a low-ball figure, I appreciate the love.

Thank You, Peeps. Thank You.

No (Dumb) Grrls Allowed.

Happy Sunday, Peeps! I told you I would be back. Well, I have a few things to go over this weekend. First things first: The Ladies Night Animated Babes Competition is back! I will work on the animated guys (I lost that file when my hard drive went all Mel Gibson a few weeks ago) this and next week in time for NDK. I will have information posted on the boards pretty soon, but word of mouth works pretty well if you catch my drift. This was the original list I had in March of this year:

Misato Katsuragi (Evangelion)
Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
Belldandy (Oh! My Goddess)
Lina Inverse (Slayers)
Naru Narusegawa (Love Hina)
Matsumoto (Bleach)
Chi (Chobits)
Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
Mizuho (Onegai Teacher)
Excel (Excel Saga)
Yui (Dirty Pair)
May Hoppkins (Gunsmith Cats)
Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)
Ifurita (El Hazard)
Momo Adachi (Peach Girl)
Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon)

Quinn (Daria)
Cheetara (Thunder Cats)
Scarlet (GI Joe)
Lady Jay (GI Joe)
Princess Clara (Drawn Together)
Betty Boop
Jessica Rabit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Velma (Scooby Doo)
Daphne (Scooby Doo)
April O'Neil (TMNT)
Princess Jasmine (Aladdin)
Ariel (The Little Mermaid)
Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Wendy (Superfriends)
Foxy (Drawn Together)
She-Ra (He Man)

Tifa (FFVII)
Aeris (FFVII)
Laura Croft (Tomb Raider)
Reiko Hinomoto (Rumble Roses)
Peach (Mario Brothers)
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
Chun Li (Street Fighter)
Ivy (Soul Caliber)
Aya Brea (Parasite Eve)
Oracle (God of War)
Quistis (FFVIII)
Kasumi (DOA)
Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury)
Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat)
Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark)

Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman)
Black Cat (Spiderman)
Black Canary (Birds of Prey/JLA)
Emma Frost (X-Men)
Witchblade (Witchblade)
Spider Woman (New Avengers)
Abbey Chase (Danger Girl)
Huntress (Birds of Prey)
Catwoman (Catwoman)
Invisible Woman (Fantastic Four)
Batgirl (Batgirl)
Shanna (Shanna The She Devil)
Power Girl (JSA)
Zataana (JLA)
Vampirella (Vampirella)
Dawn (Dawn)

A pretty good list, but about 6 months old. I am leaving it up to the peeps to help me make changes.I hope to have the first round start the weekend of NDK (October 6th-8th) and like Douchebrawl have the rounds end each weekend. Due to poor planning (and actually having to FUCKING WORK), the Chachi's will be moved back to the award season. I was trying to avoid that because I hate award shows (The irony is priceless, I know) and that's when the season begins. Yet, my awards kick ass and theirs don't.

So as I said last week, Ted is leaving so that leaves the Clique down to three members. Zach, Nolan and I are holding auditions and are still taking resumes for a new fourth member. We all went to On The Border Saturday and there is this...saucy hostess that has a very nice....let's just say 'rumptacular'. Nolan and I made took no shorts about it. It is a DAMN NICE boo=tay. Too bad she can't be any older than 19 because man...she is wife material right there. Speaking of too young, what in the HELL happened to the Hinoi Team? The young Para Para Princesses are becoming young ladies...

I felt very wrong about watching this video on Youtube. So I downloaded it. For the PARA PARA, you pervs! Geez, get your minds out of the gutter.

Back on females for a second, or as I call them 'my nemesis'. After the On The Border escapade (I swear, that girl is fiy-fiy-ine. And smells nice too, not like Clarie's or 21 like most females between 18-25) I had one of my 'spaz fits' about how women don't follow logic (which they don't) and try as often as they can to pass off responsibility (which is DAMN TRUE) and how they are heartbreakers and vampires (the last of which has been proven by science several times). Now I am full aware those are generalizations to the ultimate degree but at the same time...I fucking fits. I have proven several times that some women UNDERSTAND logic because they come to the right answer. Yet, the problem is that women do like to accept responsibility for their actions because they have been told their WHOLE life that they are special because they are women and they are supposed to be a quandry. No, beating Ninja Gaiden for the X-Box is a quandry. Figuring out why Dick Clark is STILL ALIVE is a quandry (I still say a female virgin's blood but we all know THAT doesn't exist. BOO-YAKKA!). Women are NOT a quandry. They were just riding the anti-Uncle Ben Parker craze of 'with great power comes NO responsibility or accountability' that ran from Jodie Foster's rape scene in 'The Accused' up until about 2004. Then men (and thankfully some women) realized that living like that is stupid because in the end...you really have NO POWER.

This statement right here is not MY opinion but I have heard it several times and I think it is an important viewpoint, not TRUE viewpoint: the only weapon women have is their sexuality. That is a rather STUPID statement, but there is some truth to it. As smart as a woman is, at the end of the day, according to women, her looks and marketablity are all she is worth to men. You will hear very few people with half a fucking brain argue that because there is a hefty grain of truth to it. It is not FAIR, but tough shit, that's life. So when it comes down to sex, which when you look at that statement, that means that women have all the power, right? Let's break sexual situations down:

1. If she says no and you go for it, it is rape. One point for the ladies (now don't get all pissy because I am giving a point for rape.)
2. If she says yes and you say yes and you go for it, it is rape. Don't ask because you KNOW the answer and it will just piss you off. Point for the ladies because alcohol is the great stupidifier. And if anyone knows that, it is ME.
3. If she says no and you say no, depending on the geographic shift of the lunar force currents a woman can respond one of 729 ways. Fuck that, you lose anyway. When this happens it is a wildcard because quite simply women are used to saying no in response to a demand, not an agreement to a response. Really think about it and the words make sense. Or they don't and FUCK YOU, it is my damn blog.

However if she says yes and YOU SAY NO, you officially rob her of all her power and put all the responsibility on HER. And women respond to the power shift like men do to being confronted about a lie: confusion and blame. Since the majority of time (I'm gonna put it at 85% as a nice round number) women are the ones making the ultimate decision about whether to say yes or no in a sexual situation, they are not used to having that power taken away. By a man saying 'You know what, I don't think it would be good to do this right now, we should wait' you officially have triggered the 'WTF, OH NO YOU DIDNT' button in a woman. Now I have had women tell me that it is just not expected (which makes me say 'Is your yak lined with Mr. Sparkle and plum sake because it better be to make it impossible for me to say no?') to hear a man say no in a sexual situation. BULLSHIT. We are not ALLOWED to say no lest we feel the wrath of a scorned, stupid woman. Women are used to SAYING no not being TOLD no, lest you get charged with ssexual assault or seen as a perv.

While I am at it. Women always say they want to be respected for their minds and abilities yet when it all comes down to it, they know that boobies and butts are called 'money-makers' for a reason. Hell, Ludacris wrote a shitty song about it. BTW, I hate that fucking song. Anyway, women show their goods at work, school and in public to get ahead. There is nothing wrong with that in the slightest. Shit, if my breasts were perkier, I would do the exact same thing. My issue is that women will dress like a Ying Yang Twinz video (all races, dont even act like you are above this statement no matter who you are) and at the same time say 'I want to be respected in all aspects of life for my abilities and talents'. BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. The fact that women think they can have it both ways is the problem. By having the power of sexuality with no real accountability or responsibility to know the BALANCE of sexuality and actual common sense is the factor that women don't (or fucking won't) acknowledge. Men don't respect your right to dress like a whore (and yes, there is a uniform and it has been pointed out several times. Clear heels need to be left in the strip club ladies), but ALSO need to respect your mind (which is hard to notice your intellect because you are dressed...like a whore). Because we men dont accept this duplicitous (I love that word) edge of stupidy women see as a right, all men ain't shit. You know what, watch the Pimp Chornicles (This will be the ONLY TIME you see me reference a pimp to prove my point. I promise) and Katt Williams pretty much lays it down. Much like I tell black people still blaming the white man for their issues because they are being 'held down' despite the fact your triffling black ass hasnt updated your resume since 2001 and you ain't tried to find a real job since 2003, you dumb ass fucktard. Ladies, ahem. If you still believe that men don't respect or understand you and you are over the age of 23 (college is enough fucking time to get your shit together) and you STILL go to the same clubs to try to catch a man or you are with a dumb ass motherfucking man that you met at that same fucking club that treats you like shit because your dumb ass won't leave the comfort of a relationship:

MAYBE THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS YOU!!

I'm just saying. I came to grips with the fact that I am single mainly because of ME (being not-so-attractive and an utter and complete asshole are other main factors) and I am the problem until I find someone like me. Which ain't gonna happen. There just arent many Latina, J-Pop loving, anime watching, 50 Cent hating Atlanta Falcons fans with nice butts that enjoy the theater and see the science of Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane. Is that so much to ask? I'm kinda picky. Oh, and understand that Maeken fucking RULES ALL:

Usher ain't got SHIT on Maeken! Oh and that girl in the braids? Not too shabby if I say so myself. Anyway, long story short women need to own up to the fact that the power they have has a consequence and that understanding that will make you life a lot easier. And mine because then I can relax and find a nice lady to settle down and watch Peach Girl with.

Oh, and America. You made Jackass Number Two the number one movie in America. There is no fucking hope for you people. Geez, just when I thought people were getting smart after Paris Hilton's album flopped like...well NOT like her having sex according to the tape. It was like watching insect porn. Grasshoppers fucking; not my cup of tea.

So remember on Friday I was talking about more Koda Kumi. Well, here it is and it seems she found the Britney Spears catsuit:

Holy hotness. If there was a woman that needed to do a music video in a catsuit (I won't say BoA because that's not how she rolls. But damn, that would be TEH HAWT if she was writhing around like that) it is Koda Kumi. Sweet Aunt May's wheatcakes she is saucy like Queso Live. And I bet just as tasty. OH!

So, before I end this I need to talk about the Se7en vs. Bi/Rain battle. So I had given to edge to Bi because of Free Way (currently number #5 on the Chachi Top 20) and it's groovy awesomeness. Keep in mind I left the poor English translation alone because we all know I love Beat Crusaders and the only worse enemy of the English language is Nelly. Hoever, I think Se7en may bave taken the battle to a new level. New song, new album and obviously he is on the Timbaland Work Out Plan because this man is SWOLLEN. Check out I Wanna...:

Okay, I am sorry but that is fucking hawt. I could care less what you have to say about sexuality, that is just damn sexy. We will have a new entry on Friday, I swear on it. On the other hand, Bi has a new single and it is also called I Wanna Know. All I can say is OOOOHHHHH, its on now! Is there anything better than a Korean pop star dance off? No. No there isn't.

You just don't see this kind of stuff in the States. I hope to change that at NDK, cuz someone is getting SERRRRR-VED!

Well, that is enough for today. I will try to be back tomorrow. Be sure to give input on the Ladies Night Battle. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

What Was Old Is Now New...

Good afternoon, peeps! The Duece is back and in effect! Yeah, I'm bringing it back. So I have a new idea for a web battle. The WORST SONG EVER!! 16 songs from 4 genres battling it out to be the worst song ever forced into our ears! It is in the early stages, but tell your friends. I want to have some sort of idea of the songs this weekend and let you guys give input. Like I said, it is all for the peeps.

Well, it is about that time. Time for the CHACHI TOP 20 of the Week! Can Sleepy Brown hold on or will Young Dro lean into the top spot with some help from T.I.? Lets find out, starting with my ladies at #20!

20. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai (Last Week #16)
Well, its almost over. My ladies are on the way out and it saddens me to say it. But the songs about are newer and hotter. Only musically, I still love me some Yuki and Cico.
19. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice (Last Week # 14)
Eh, this song is losing its luster. I liked it because America hated it, now no one cares about them And neither do I.
18. Game – It’s Okay (One Blood) [New Entry]

Fuck yes. I can not WAIT for this album. Aside from Talib Kweli's album it is gonna be a slow holiday season for hip hop. This song is not only great beat-wise, but Game has really improved over his first works, which I wasn't a fan of. Besides, an enemy of 50 is a friend of mine.
17. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (New Entry)

Just saw this video 10 minutes ago. And GOD DAMN I LOVE NELLY FURTADO! Shit her eyes are just....damn. Striking, dude. Striking.
16. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #13)
I was actually grooving to this on the way to work. Still like, but not as much as the rest.
15. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown (Last Week #8)
Still need to see Idlewild. Heard it kicked ass.
14. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week #13)
These guys need a new song. They have my attention now keep it.
13. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #19)

Still love the dance. Learning a lot more about them and they kind of kick ass.
12. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #7)
This song officially is play'd out. Saw it in a Tampax commercial.
11. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #17)
Listening to it right now. Can't wait for the new album, John.
10. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 18)
This weeks biggest mover. Yes, I like Rascal Flatts. The next person that asks why gets their ASS WHOOPED ON!
9. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 10)
This video kicks ass. The song is average (compared to other Orange Range work) but man that video is worth the watch.
8. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #6)
Still sexy, but moving backwards if you get my drift.
7. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 11)
Amy Lee = HAWT. I say it a lot, but the shit is true. Oh, and wolves rule.
6. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #3)

So Ms. Koda has a new video. It is A LOT tamer than this one. Yet, since there is no bottle licking, it is not as cool. Yes, I like Asian women licking bottles. It's a thing I have. Bite me.
5. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Week #5)
Same spot as last week. Move On just got downloaded by yours truly, and K-Pop ballads RULE. Yes, I said it. I still dig this jam, especially on the late night tip.
4. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #1, #1 for one week)
Last weeks number one falls! Although it is Friday and at 4:55PM I WILL blare this song, it falls from the top. Bout time Sleepy Brown got a hit, BTW.
3. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #9)

FUCK YES. This song WILL be sang while driving and in karaoke. Broken english kicks ass!
2. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #3)

Almost there for the hottest thing smokin. So 2006 is officially the year of T.I. and I can't be mad. As long as its not Nelly, I am good to go.
1. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #2, #1 for two weeks)

The Kings of Kings have returned to their throne! Yes, this song kicks ass. STILL. They need some new stuff though. Oh, and just downloaded their live show, too. DTechnolife is next level performed live.

Well, that is all for this week. I will try to be up tomorrow AND Sunday but I make no guarantees. Ted is leaving (I think) this weekend so gotta hang out with the Clique. Until then, stay up peeps. And lets get DANGEROUS!

Live, Laugh and Love.

Man, I'm A Horrible Blogger

My bad peeps. I just spaced on posting yesterday. Since I am creeping up on 200 posts (MAN that came fast) I want to make them as good as possible until then. So the next one will be Friday with a new Top 20. Giving you guys something to look forward to. Keep it real, peeps cuz I will be back soon.

Live, Laugh and Love.

The Day After

Morning peeps! How is everyone? I'm doing good, just chillin after my birthday. As usual I just laid low. Oh, Happy Birthday to Rick and Su! Yeah, I have like 8 friends now. I'm likeable.

I will be back later, I just wanted to let the world know I was still alive after Friday night. Barely. My god, I barely remember where I was at most of the night. However, it kicked ass instead of the usual crappy night while drinking because I didnt have to worry about dipfucks and asshats getting in my way. Great weekend.

I will try to do a rant when I get home. and BOY do I have some rants built up. Stay up, peeps.

Love, Laugh and Love.

A New #1?

Good morning, peeps! I am back in effect after yesterday's hiatus. Sorry about that, I just got swamped. But I am back for the people and ready to give you the goodness. First things first. WHITNEY AND BOBBY GOT DIVORCED?! WHY GOD, WHY?! Didn't they almost have it all? Man, first Nick and Jessica now this. If two crackheads cant find love in this crazy world who can? How can I be a supporter of love if the crazy can't stay together? Well, let us remember the good times...

Man, Bobby Christina is an ugly baby. Anyway,uch luck to the both of you. Sadly, it was the longest standing celebrity marriage out there. SAAAAAAAAAD!

So it is time for the for the first official week of the Chachi Top 20! Yaaaaaay! More good stuff and space filler! Let's get this bad boy started off RIGHT!!

20. Ciara f/ Chamillionare - Get Up (Last Week #14)
19. Mary J. Blige - Take Me As I Am (Last Week #18)
18. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week #20)
LEAVE ME ALONE! I FUCKING LIKE RASCAL FLATTS!
17. John Legend – Save Room (New Entry)

A new song from my favorite R&B singer. Really nice to see the Kanye West style gone, seeing as how Kanye West did a Boost Mobile commercial. I thought I blocked that out pretty well.
16. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai (Last Week #12)
I dont think I can live without my Yuki and Cico. However, Endless Summer is out and kinda catchy, we may see that on here.
15. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #19)
Also, this song will be danced to at NDK. Need at least 25 people to make it work though.
14. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice (Last Week # 9)
13. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #10)
12. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week #11)
11. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 15)
Yeah, I am really beginning to like this song. Did I mention Amy Lee is HAWT?
10. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 16)
9. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #13)
So if anyone wants to join Zach, Nolan (YOU ARE DOING THIS!) and I doing this song karaoke style at NDK be our guest. The more the merrier. LOVE INFECTS WORLDWIDE!!
8. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown (Last Week #8)
7. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #7)
6. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #5)
5. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Weel #6)
4. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #3)
3. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #4)

Fuck, this song is catchy as HELL. As Teq said, he just mumbles and says 'shoulder lean' every few seconds. Yeah, and I digs it. What can I say, aint been to Georgia in years and I still feel it. Rubber Band Banks is pretty hot right now, too.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for one week)

WHAT! NOOOOOOOO! Yeah, I still jam to this, now with the windows down. If you don't like UVERworld, something is wrong with YOU fucky.
1. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #2)

Yes, this is my new favorite song. This is the official Friday 5:00pm jam taking over 'Working For The Weekend' by Loverboy and 'Friday Night' by Johnny Kemp. Hells yeah.

Well, my birthday is Sunday so I will be back on Monday. Uber-update on Saturday!

Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love!

Geez, It's A Bad Year For Babies

Good morning, peeps! Let me start it all off by saing....DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! First Tom Cruise and Katie's demon spawn and now THIS. Man, it has been a jacked up year for babies all around. I swear just one set of crazy parents after another. Maybe Kevin can use that massive amount of dancing and singing talent he has to raise his kids. Or not, who cares he probably sell them for some PBR any-damn-way. Fucktard.

Man, sorry so short but I have to be out. But before I go, greatest parent in the world. Seriously, employers should take note. Give them incentives that they may actually WANT. Just kidding, drugs are bad. Enjoy the day, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Well, 98 Had Four Members...and They Broke Up.

Good morning, peeps! How is everyone today? Now that the anniversary of 9/11 has passed without incident (as well as 6/6/06 which everyone and their mom thought was the end of the world) we can go back to being afraid of something truly terrifying: Suri Cruise. You know what is even better? Tom and Katie arent even married. I just find that very funny because I dont know what the rules of Scientology but that CANT be good.

So with Ted moving to Wyoming, I think it is time to bring in a new fourth. We (Nolan, Zach and I) will be accepting applications and resumes to become our new fourth member. Fell free to apply, we are an EEO employer and are really fond of punch and pie.

I have to head out for now peeps. Stay up.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Top of the Pops!

Morning peeps! A mid-day update?! Keep your fool mouths shut, dammit! I am giving you guys something special. I said I was gonna do this a while ago, so here it is. The first ever...

CHACHI'S VIDEO TOP 20 COUNTDOWN OF MUSIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK...TO ME!

Yes, long but to the point. With this being the first of a (hopefully) weekly chart I hope to update this and have new videos up for you each Friday. Problem is that I dont watch MTV or BET for the most part so I kind of go off of the songs I like and hope a video cooresponds with the track on Youtube or somewhere else. I will also be willing to take votes a la TRL, but I SO did not steal the idea! It is from the makers of Findepenence Day and Fargate! That being said, let's begin the show at # 20!


20. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most
Yes, I like Rascal Flatts. As Nolan pointed out this weekend they are from Ohi, which is less COUNTRY as much as it is IMBRED. Yeah, I went there, fuck Ohio. Apologize for the 2004 election and I will call it even. Even still, I like this song.

19. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man
YES! This song was on the blog yesterday and it rules. Like I said, if the Beach Boys were Japanese and didnt suck wang, this would be the kind of music they would make.

18. M-Flo f/ Emi Hinouchi and Ryohei - Summer Time Love
This song was my jam this summer, I didnt care who looked at me funny. Great stuff, but wearing kind of old now that M-Flo has a new song out. The video is pretty kick ass, I had it up a few days ago.

17. The Game - One Blood (It's Okay)
Fuck yeah. The thug in me wont let me not like this song. You know, if the rest of his album is like this, I will have to say sophmore slump my ass. Great song, bleh video. Evens out though.

16. Orange Range - UnRockstar
Just saw this bad boy a few weeks ago and I kind of like it. The video is awesome but the song is...average. No where near Champione or even Asterisk. Still, sweet video.

15. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober
Mmmm, Amy Lee. Go to hell, Amy Lee is DAMN FINE. And this song rawks the bawx.

14. Ciara f/ Chamillionare - Get Up
This song was on repeat for about a month. Too bad the movie sucked. Also, all females that dance (this goes to you to BoA): watch this video to figure out how to WORK IT OUT. Jesus Christ this girl can MOVE.

13. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
As my infatuation with Bleach has dropped off a tad, this song had beugn to grow on me. After looking up there other work, I was throughally suprised on how much these guys kick the ass. Great video, too.

12. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai
Yuki + Cico + Video = Filling the cup and on this countdown. Nuff said.

11. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies
Yeah, sue me. I liked high school drama and theater performances.
10. Orange Range - Champione
I still dig this song, although I played it out myself for the most part.

9. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice
Alright, I like the Dixie Chicks solely for the fact they piss off middle America. And I HATE MIDDLE AMERICA. Fuck Kansas, the band sux and so does the state! Although 'Carry On My Wayward Son' is teh mad notes.

8. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown
Catchy song, but everyone plays it. I heard it in a Tampax commercial yesterday. That and there are other songs on the album that are better. Still a catchy ditty.
7. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
Okay, I have a love/hate with this song. The first time I heard it, the song was awesome. Now, it is everywhere and eveyone loves is. Cee-Lo kicks ass, Danger Mouse kicks ass. Together they kick ass. And the avant garde video kicks ass, too.

6. Bi (Rain) - Freeway
I love this song. Yes, I know the video is a rip-off of 'Rock Your Body' but still the song has merit by itself. Almost makes me want to learn Korean. ALMOST.

5. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback
It's JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! He is fucking HAWT. And this song is fucking HAWT. Just hawtness all the way around.

4. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean
Now normally I hate songs about dances (Lean Back, Side 2 Side, Da Dip, etc.) but this song has struck a chord with me. That and the ATL is on TOP, FOO...L!

3. Kumi Koda - Juicy
Yeah, I had reservations about this one. Mainly because Kumi Koda is performing with (or as Nolan called it molesting) a bottle. On the other hand, KUMI KODA IS MOLESTING A BOTTLE!! You can't beat that no matter how you slice it.

2. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas
Now THIS song is bad ass. Sleepy Brown is pretty good once you get past the Curtis Mayfield ripoff factor. And this beat is straight banging. Pharrell did a great job with this one. And every Friday before sake you know I am jammin' to this in my cube.

1. UVERworld - Shamrock
Could it be anyone else BUT UVERworld? They are only my favorite group of all time. This song is also for a j-dodrama (?) that I watched yesterday and it was unsubtitled. So yeah, much like Rebelde I had to make up my own plot. The ninjas battle the pandas next week. Even still, it is a bad ass song.

And THAT is a sweet countdown. I will try to have this updated every Saturday morning or Friday nigh, depending what goes on after work. I hope you enjoyed the first Chachi's Top 20 Countdown! Can UVERworld hold Sleepy Brown off from the top spot? Or will Ms. Koda shake and gyrate herself to #1? Stay tuned, peeps!

Well, that is all for now. I will try to be back up tomorrow. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

One Week Till The Biggest Party of the Century!

What is up peeps? Time for a weekend update! The only sucky part is that no good movies were out. The summer movie season is definitly over. Hell, there in a moth where Ashton Kutcher has TWO movies coming out is a month I dont want to live in. Add in Kevin Costner and Nick Cage and dammit this is a sucky month.

Except for the fact my birthday is in a week! That's right, peeps. A week from today I will be the Big 26! What do I have planned, you ask? Well...nothing. Yeah...I'm lame. Completely lame. No money for Vegas and no lady for companionship. Yep, things are SO NOT coming up Milhouse on that front. Yeah, well after this weekend and hearing Nolan, Ted and Zach talk maybe its not so bad. Because women are NOT smarter than zebras. Not even meerkats.

Anyway, the week in news was special. Paris Hilton got herself a DUI for being...well...Paris fucking Hilton. I swear, there is no one stupider than her. Money and preying mantis body (which for some reason people think is hot. I guess inter-species erotica is bigger than I thought) aside, the bitch is worthless and nothing will change that. Odds are she will get out of this ticket like Mel Gibson, but at least he...well he didnt die so fuck him, too.

We FINALLY saw the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spawn. And...that isnt their baby. Unless Tom really IS Asian or Katie is part Cambodian. That baby has slanted eyes. And to people that say all babies have slanted eyes: all ASIAN babies have slanted eyes, you fucksticks! Let it go, that baby is as much mine as it is Tom's. The fact that people are looking at that baby and saying 'It could be...his?' makes me think that the terrorists are right and we need to be handled because we obviously cant handle ourselves. A terrorist joke right before 9/11? You got that shit right, peeps. Terrorism is funny, Tom Cruise is funny, it all works.

So the season premires on Sunday of The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy and War at Home so far is .5 for 2. The Simpsons season premire was 'bleh' and American Dad had a few funny moments (Roger RULES) but really isn't up to Family Guy or South Park humor. Here is to Family Guy saving the night.

I have a lot of videos and pictures for the male demograpic on this blog. Here is something for the female reader(s?) of this bad boy. You know I digs the Rebelde (although I have only found 5 episodes because Isohunt is the devil when it comes to that show) and I have Dulce Maria on here every other second. And rightfully so, she is damn fine and you know it. However, here are the sexy guys of Rebelde, Diego and Giovanni! Enjoy, ladies!

Wow....so Family Guy just saved my weekend. Your finger was in my ass! In context its funny, out of context it just sounds nasty. I have said it once, I will say it again: rape CAN be funny, just like racism and and every other -ism. Oh yeah, I went there.

I swear, all this hype for Happy Feet has me wanting to see that. It wont be out for another 2 fucking months, either. Can I wait? YES! SABATO GIGANTE JOKE REFERNECE!!! Aaahhh, this day has kind of ruled.

Well, you know what time it is. It's BoA time! Its been a while since I told her how I felt, so I will just say it now: I loves the Boa Kwon. Hey, little known fact: BoA's birthday is the day before Sowelu. How is THAT for the sauciest two days in history. Hell yeah. Here is BoA's Key of Heart.

Yeah, she is SO much hotter than Hyori Lee. I can see how some may like her better (Hyori's older and um...lets just say 'tight bangin' comes to mind when I see her) but BoA is a better singer and dancer. Oh, and is just so damn CUTE. Like a kitten holding baby bunny while playing Kitten War. Although Hyori Lee is not too shabby her damn self.

Damn. I actually DO need a new bed peeps. Maybe with her on it if you get my drift. Because I dont, I'm dumb as hell. So I just saw the greatest video ever the other day. I had heard of the Southern All Stars before, but never considered them my favorites so I didnt take much tome to research them. Now, I stand corrected because this song kicks ass. Here is Dirty Old Man.

If the Beach Boys didnt suck, they would sound like that.

So before I go, I just have to say big ups to the Atlanta Falcons! They went out and beat the preseason pick of damn near everyone to win the NFC (and maybe even the Super Bowl) in the Carolina Panthers 20-6 IN CAROLINA. Not only that, it wasnt even as close as the score shows because Atlanta missed two field goals and kind of played keep away in the 4th quarter. It is only the first game, but if Abraham, Kerney and Coleman stay healthy (and two of the three left the game due to minor injuries) this team can really make some moves in conference that now is wide open after the eggs layed by Dallas and Tampa Bay. Hell, even Seattle looked like they couldnt tell their head from their ass against Detroit. DETROIT! Oh, and to the Broncos fans I stand by my statement: you need to start Jay Cutler to light a fire under Plummer's ass. As long as he knows his job is safe, you will have mindfucks like what happend against St. Louis. Don't let that fool you though, Jim Hasslett is a great defensive coach, just had no talent in New Orleans. That was just as much a St. Louis victory as a Denver loss. Anyway, it was a great first week of football.

Well, I gotta be up early as hell tomorrow so I am out for now. I will try to have more stuff up during the week, too. Until then, stay up peeps. And I havent forgotten about the Chachi's! They will be up soon!

Live, Laugh and Love.

Man, I Am A Slacker.

Update later tonight or tomorrow morning. Gotta pay the bills, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Out of Action

Hey peeps! No real update today, which pisses me off because there is so much to rant about (Hilton's DUI, devil child Suri, Steve Irwin) but I have stuff to do. I will be back tomorrow for a bit so I may try to speak on it then.

Until then, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Meet You At The Crossroads So You Won't Be Lonleeeeeeeeey...

Morning, peeps. Today I pose to you a hypothetical question. Let's say you were with a woman that was very attractive and every guy wanted her but you were with her. Life was good. Then, out of the blue, she decided to dump you for someone with a better car. Then you meet a nice girl with a good head on her shoulders, but she has a really bad past (I'm talking three-ways and midgets) but has cleaned herself up. You really like her and think you have something special. Then, that bitch that ripped your heart out returns and says she is sorry. And MAN is she looking good. What do you do, peeps? What DO YOU DO?

Anyway, while you ponder that how is everything? Things are cool on my end, just planning for NDK. Seeing as how money is too tight for Vegas right now (I am thinking Halloween. That would KICK ASS) it makes the weekend a lot easier to budget. Anyone who reads this blog that wants to network and head up there as a pack let me know. Last time Zach and I tried to start a gang and it didnt work. I think we may bring a sign-up sheet and have people enlist outside. I may make up badges and everything. It will be teh awesome.

Well, that is all for now. I will be back tomorrow, ya'll. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Okay, Okay. I Have Some Explaining To Do...

Good morning, peeps. I know I said there would be an uber-update this weekend, but it just didnt happen. Nothing really exciting happend. Gamed with Ted, Zach and Nolan on Saturday and pissed around on Sunday until I went to Dave and Buster's in the evening (Oh, and I SO RULE at trivia, BTW). Monday I just relaxed and caught up on some sleep and housework. So all in all, it was a boring ass weekend not worthy of an update. What can I say, I'm lame.

However, in sad news the Steve Irwin passed away after being stabbed by a poisionus stingray barb. Okay, for those of you that dont know I couldnt stand the croc hunter. Something in me says that if you agitate dangerous animals bad shit happens to you. While the death is tragic, it is not unexpected. Lets face it, if he got mauled by a crocodile in let us say a Target then THAT is tragic. And fucking WEIRD. Getting stabbed by a stingray in its natural habitat? Kind of what happens. Even still, I never watched a show (on purpose, anyway) and he will be missed by a lot of people. I have nothing personal against the guy, so may he find more crocies to pester in heaven. Why cant this shit happen to Kevin Federline? Not THERE is someone who deserves to get stabbed with a poisionus barb to the chest. I'm just saying.

Who in the hell is Danity Kane? What the hell does that mean, anyway? Geez, I really am out of the loop. Anyway, here is some new Orange Range for everyone!

Yeah, a good little song there. Better than most, anyway.

Oh, and I happend to catch a bit of the MTV VMA's the other day (I want to say Sunday? Maybe Saturday) and people...Al Gore sucks. Seriously, I am so cereal about this. He is lame and he sucks. Oh, and one more thing: HE FUCKING LOST. The main part people forget about a representative democray is that the people dont mean shit. Its a REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY which means we pick someone to represent us. Until we realize that and vote in drunken pirates to run our country it is gonna be the same old shit. C'mon, America get it together.

Well, I will be back tomorrow hopefully. I am going to knuckle up and get a post up on Saturday or Sunday that is worthy of being called an uber-post. Until then, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Let The Bears Pay The Bear Tax!

Good morning, peeps! It's Friday all up in this bitch and I am feeling so damn good right now I could kiss my cat. No, not so much. Her breath smells like tuna and fur. Even still, I feel hella good right now.

My birthday is in 16 days, peeps. And I am gonna be honest: I want a fucking gift. Nothing big, maybe 5 dollars off at Chic-Fil-A or something. Or a naming of a state after me. Fuck Maine, Chachi sounds like a kick ass state name. The state flag could be a pirate slaying a bear (Take THAT, California!) or something sweet like that.

So I caught all of 5 minutes of the MTV VMAs and I must say that MTV still sucks. As does Jack Black, that motherfucker was funny in ONE MOVIE (Saving Silverman) and shitty in everything else. God, I hate him and I hate MTV.

Still not enough to blow my high. I aint got much planned for the weekend (except maybe some college football and video games) so I will try to be up on Saturday for a special post. TRY TO BE. Oh, and my review of the Flying Spaghetti Monster book. The first page was awesome, so if the book is even HALF as good as that then I just filled the cup. Until next time, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

OH. MY. GOD.

Good morning peeps! Yesterday while I was dodging work, I found what may be the greatest video ever. I you never saw this show then are LAME. This was the greatest teen show ever. And after years of searching, I have finally found the opening song. I give you....SWAN'S CROSSING!!!!

Oh my god, I think I am gonna cry...

So I dont know what this movie is about, but I want to see it.

Yeah, I will be seeing this movie. Fuck yeah.

Well, I am about to head out. I will be back tomorrow morning, peeps. Sorry so short but you know. Gotta work for the man. The dog can't feed himself. If he could, I would have him get some Chic-Fil-A. Until next time, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

That's The REAL Crime

Good morning, peeps! Man, it sure is fricking early. Well, I guess the big threat to America is off the streets. Why is polygamy a crime any-fucking-way. The real crime is that dude wanted to HAVE 80 wives in the first place. I have maybe fifteen female friends and lets just say that aside from two the rest I can't really understand. AS FRIENDS. As a wife I may just have to choke a bitch. So to have 80 wives means this dude was nuts or that he was LITERALLY knee deep in tang. Wow, I think I can retire. I have officially used 'knee deep in tang' in a sentance and it be relavant. Damn...I think my life is fulfilled. I regret nothing.

I just think we should be going after the real criminals instead of dipshits. Keep in mind, most criminals ARE dipshits so I can understand the effort. But come on. This is all Bush's doing to distract us from the war. I never bought that arguement but now it is beginning to make sense. The admistration is desperate for something to take the heat off. With Jackass Number Two coming out, they may just have it. Why in the fuck arent those asshats in jail? Just to keep them off the streets and from breeding. You know how I feel about killing those that will just be a clot on society. I AM ALL FOR THAT. Man, terrorists really have it wrong. Instead running a plane into a building of innocent people, run it into a theater playing Jackass or Wickerman. And put some snakes on that motherfucker. THAT would rule all.

Oh, and Bush may have just saved his ass. Why in the fuck is gas so high any-damn-way? Katrina was last fucking year and Iraq is our bitch aside from insurgents. Oh, and this has to be said: We have the 'best' military in the world with the 'brightest' troops and we can't bring down some fucking Arabs with RPG's, mines and explosives rigged to 80's sedans? Fucking please. Either our troops are idiots or these dudes have done nothing but watch MacGyver for the last 20 years. Which may be the case, state run TV sucks. I support the EDUCATION of the troops and I support all wars because wars RULE (never call me an America hater). Have you ever played Halo or Half-Life? Fuck yeah! Maybe if we spent less time catching dudes dumb enough to marry the women no one wants and MORE time on creating Scarab Guns, mecha warriors that transform into jets and breakdancing ninjas we would be winning this damn war. And the war on illiteracy as well. A few mechs will learn those kids.

Well, I am out for now. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

A Time To Remember

Morning, peeps. Kind of a somber moment, as today marks the one year anniverary of the day Hurricane Katrina hit. My sister lived in New Orleans at the time and it was my place of business at my last job (as well as Mississippi) so I knew a lot of people down there that I never was able to hear from again. It's weird how that hurricane was all but forgotten, so almost show that the lack of response wasnt racially motivated. It wasnt racially motivated it was financially motivated. These were POOR people. Mostly BLACK poor people, but there were other races as well. This country has a thing against helping the poor, even though so few are wealthy. I have yet to understand that one.

So that jerkass in the JonBenet case has no DNA evidence to link him to the crime. WELL DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!! It was 10 years ago. I think jizz is biodegradable. I dont know for sure, I am just saying. The fact this was even news shows that Bush is behind all of this. Except now he is TOTALLY fucking reaching. Next big news story: T.O. peed on that girl in the video and not R.Kelly. Mark it down, it is gonna happen.

So I have to redo my whole iPod since I reformmated my computer. That SUCKS. It was damn near full (40GB) and now I have to re-input every song because I didnt save the iTunes playlist. FUCK APPLE. FUCK APPLE IN THEIR STUPID HEADS.

Oh, and how come Cartoon Network cancelled Justice League Unlimited and Teen Titans (which just began to get good) yet has that stupid fucking metal/anime mindrape and Ed, Edd and Eddy on the air? Don't even get me started on Adult Swim and Toonami. I sense a boycott until they show Bleach and Air Gear. Now THAT is fucking anime. And Peach Girl. Fuck you, I loved that show.

Oh, and 'Chain Hang Low' is still fucking stupid. My god how do these people get SIGNED?! Paris Hilton is rich but this Jibbs fucktard is just ass in a big tee-shirt, big chain (that hangs low) and sneakers. It hurts that he has a video in heavy rotation and I cant find a Talib Kweli or Atmosphere video to save my damn life.

Well, I may be back later but until then stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Are You Ready For The Foosball?!

What is up peeps? Sorry about the late ass update. I had to watch FOOTBALL! Yep, I knuckled up and went to the Bronco game today. Normally I avoid the Broncos like the plague, but it was the first time since college I remember being at Mile High (I repeat, REMEMBER being at Mile High not being told a day later) and I have to say it was damn fun. To bad I have to go to work today and fuck up that high. Eh, thems the breaks though.

So Saturday night the discussion came up. You know the discussion. About women and being whores. Now don’t get me wrong there are such things as male whores so it is not ALL women that the word applies to. However, the simple fact is that for the most part only women get upset about being called that. Most men don’t mind being called whores (I am rather indifferent because I don’t go around having sex all willy-nilly. Or at all because the ladies don’t want to give it up and I don’t want to play the game to get it. We have an understanding) even though the generic assumption about the word is negative. However the question remains: what MAKES a whore, anyway? Is it the intent or the actual...action?

Dictionary definition wise whore is someone that has sex for money. Over time that word has been used to describe people of…loose morals and repute. Let’s face it; morals are only as good as the people that follow them. Priests are moral to an extent, and then will assrape young boys. What is the point of following some rules and ignoring others? So for a woman to say that another woman that just has sex for pleasure is a whore is hypocritical and rather fucking stupid. Having sex for money or serviceable goods makes you a whore. So ladies, don’t judge the woman that fucks because she likes it when you fuck to get bills paid from some dipshit who is out for some tang. I hate that shit. I don’t judge the guy that gets laid just to do it because at the end of the day, it is just as much her fault allowing herself to be used for sex as much as it is his fault for using her. If women are REALLY stupid enough to fall for bad pickup lines then deep down that is what they want. There is no other reason for it except for alcohol.

And you know what? Women can’t even blame alcohol anymore. You know why? Although I have forgotten stretches of time…er…days while drunk I still have been able to put two and two together by collecting receipts (which is fucking SAD on my part because that means I was a total lush) or taking the accounts of friends I believe I can trust (or those that I don’t believe have anything against me because friends are just enemies that haven’t tried to kill you) and come to a conclusion of what happened. For the most part I have been able to see what I did was stupid and not do it again. Now for a while I had the rat and the cheese syndrome but sometimes it takes a kick in the ass to figure it out I was being a fucking asstard. The simple fact is that after seeing drunk women in action, alcohol isn’t the problem, it’s the WOMAN that is the problem.

This isn’t letting guys off the hook mind you, this is just putting responsibility where it belongs which is 50/50. Men should not take advantage of a situation of a drunken female because it is a dick thing to do literally and figuratively. However, women should not put themselves in the situation (repeatedly, mind you) to give men the chance TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM. I said it before in another rant (take a look at the archives, it’s pretty much all Feburary and May/June was about) it gets to the point when you have to realize that there is shit you don’t do. I used to think that alcohol was a great neutralizer of common sense and rationality but after a few discussions I realized that all it does is make you really over analyze shit. So for all intents and purposes women should become fucking GENIUSES when they drink because they would be able to overanalyze the situation and over blow it into thinking something REALLY bad will happen. Instead they turn into retarded lemmings that will wander headlong into the waiting crotch of a drunk (or sober, in which I hope you fucking DIE) man ready to take advantage of a unsuspecting zebra like a lion in the Serengeti (inside joke to the return readers). Or are they unsuspecting?

After my scientific research (well, my observations while I was sobering the fuck up) I honestly don’t believe that women really lose all concepts of safety and reality when they are drunk, same for men. It is a fucking crutch. Women AND men use alcohol as a crutch for their bad decisions. I can honestly say that all the things I have said and done drunk, even though I may not have said or done them sober, we all things I did and I cannot and will not take them back. I know and accept that I have done some dumb shit and I have to come to grips with it drunk or not.

People use their actions under the influence as out of the ordinary and not indicative of their usual behavior. To that I say bullshit and shenanigans. Man up (or WO-man up) and accept what you did and chalk it up as a loss and charge it to the game. If I had a dollar for all the shit I have had to charge to the game while I was drunk then I would be able to buy a PS3 with some money for…okay not THAT much but I could at least buy an X-Box360. People really need to come to grips with their actions. It may take a while, I am living proof. Realizing and ACCEPTING (not denying and making excuses like most people I have run into) your fuck-up and learning from it is smart living. And knowing is blah blah blah.

Okay, sorry to get all preachy on the peeps. I just had to rant on that because it had been bugging me for about 2 weeks or so. Or maybe 2 years, who knows? Anyway, it’s time for MASTER CHIEF CAPITAN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD! I saw Beerfest on Saturday and needless to say…there were boobies. Several of them. They were great. However, aside from that it left a lot to be desired. Keep in mind this was the weekend following the best movie weekend in a long while (Snakes on a Plane and Accepted) but even still. It was funny, but not hilarious. Keep in mind Super Troopers was hit or miss for the most part so I was expecting the same out of Beerfest. It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t as funny as other movies of its ilk. It had it’s moments (the plot twist) and its shit (the plot twist) and was worth a watch. Just not worth 7.50 for one shot. Well worth the DVD purchase once it comes out. Until then, only see it during a matinee or if you are drunk off your ass. The Master Chief Capitan gives this movie…

7 out of 10 stars!! (If you like Super Troopers, you will like this movie. If not…wait until Comedy Central has it on the Secret Stash)

With the summer movie season officially over, I am going to need a new segment to fill up space on this bad boy. I am open for suggestions, peeps. Also this weekend I am staying in and trying to get the Chachi’s done. I am actually ahead of the reworked schedule but the sooner it is finished the better. I am trying to get to Vegas (CHACHI GOES TO VEGAS, FOOLS! WHAT!) and to Nan Desu Kan (CHACHI GOES TO NAN DESU KAN, FOOLS! WHAT!) in September/October so shit is gonna be busy with the Ladies Night Competition coming up soon too. So the fall season is gonna be HOT on the Passion of Chachi. New season means new name too. I’m still working on it but there will be HUGE changes to this blog very soon. Stay tuned!

I am out for now, I will try to give updates this week and will be back for something bad ass next Sunday. The Chachi’s will be up soon, I promise.

So today is the one year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina and...New Orleans is still fucked up. Carry on. But seriously that was something that just fell off the face of the Earth, wasn't it? I mean yeesh. Maybe Kanye West was right. About women being golddiggers not George Bush hating poor n*****s. OH WOW! That is funny as hell, and I'M BLACK.

I'm sorry, that was not cool. To make it up for you, new Bennie K. Does that make you feel better peeps? Yeah, I thought it would. Check out Endless Summer.

Too bad its completely animated. I was looking forward to seeing some more Yuki and Cico. Mmmmm....

Stay up peeps. Until I see you again....REBELDE!!! MUY ES BUENO!!

God, that show is awesome. Still need to watch a full episode, though. Anyway, until we meet again.

Live, Laugh and Love.

And George Bush doesn't care about golddiggers.

Get Loose!

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH BABY! It's Friday all up in this bitch! What is up, peeps?! Not much here, just getting ready for sake and ice cream fools!

Well, not much on the news front has changed. Iran still sucks. I will try to be on tomorrow, but I pose this question: what ever happend to Sisqo? I mean seriously. The guy sucks, but my entertainment is gone. Making fun of that suckass was half my material. The other half? Ethnic jokes. Stay up, peeps. There may be a mid-day update! MAY BE A MID-DAY UPDATE. Dont quote me cause I aint said shit.

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From Nine to Eight

Good morning peeps! How goes it? Everything is cool on my end. Not sure what is on tap for tomorrow, with the summer movie season over and all. On Sunday I am going to try to do a mega-post again, recapping the summer movie season seeing as there are no more major releases I can think of coming out until December. I will also try to have the Chachi's up, too. A big post is planned, but as we have seen sometimes life interferes. Usually involves sake and gelato. That is GOOD STUFF, I tells you.

Oh, and cheese and wine KICK ASS. I know you are asking why in the hell am I eating cheese and drinking wine. I hated the fuck out of Sideways. I will tell you why: cheese rules. I am indifferent toward wine (never really had enough of it to form a true opinion on whether I like it or not) so that doesnt matter. Even still, it is about atmosphere. If you are with cool people you can avoid the pretentious douchebag fuckhats that talk about bullshit and the 'legs' of the wine. Shut up, pussies and drink the goddamn wine. Oh, and the next person that says 'That was a good year' will get the bottle shoved up their ass. SIDEWAYS. Yeah, the Duece goes full circle.

Well, I am off to work. I will try to be up tomorrow and rant about people calling Snakes on a Plane a flop. In two words: fuck'em. Stay up peeps.

Oh, and bye bye to Pluto. Now what device are we gonna use to remember the planets?! More tomorrow!

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Aw, Man Still No Real Update!

Sorry peeps. Another half assed update today, too. I will try to do something good tomorrow. Oh, and I am gonna knuckle up and do the Chachi's on Sunday. The polls will be up by Tuesday and the Council of Awesomeness will be meeting on Saturday to finalize everything. It will be 'teh awesome' peeps. Teh awesome.

Anyone out there heading to NDK this year? If so drop me a line. Let's network! Anyway, I'm out. Stay up, peeps.

Chachi out. (Thought I would kick it old school)

Just Checking In

Hey peeps. Can't stay long. Just want to say fuck Kevin Federline. Ah, I feel a little better now. I'll be back soon, peeps.

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Fox: It's Craptastic!

Morning peeps! How was the weekend? Everything went well for me (albeit was fucking short because half of Sunday is getting ready for Monday and half of Sauturday is recovering fromFriday), until this. Luckily I didnt see this, but everytime K-Fed performs, the terrorists win. Seriously. The fact anyone found this idiot entertaining is stupid. Lucky it is hella early or I would just go ballistic. Even though I didnt SEE the performance, I know it sucked. It's K-Fed and that is all I need to know to stay as far away from it as possible.

So Snakes on a Plane only did 15 million? After thinking it makes a lot of sense. The movie was geared toward a certain audience (mainly Zach, Nolan and myself) and we dont draw 40 million opening weekend gross. Just look at Grandma's Boy. Kicked ass, but I made more than that movie. Even still, it was a great flick but isnt going to be this generations Star Wars. Maybe this generations Big Trouble in Little China. Takes a LOT of snakes to match the kick-assedness of Lo Pan, though.

As for Accepted, I need to just go the full monty. Yesterday I gave it a 9 out of 10. After thinking, that movie deserved a 10 on the acting alone. Add in the humor and the message and I give Accepted the holy grail of movie reviews...A 10 out of 10!!! It earned that rating, check it out. You wont be disappointed.

Well, it's time to go back to the grind. Work 15 hours, another day older, deeper in debt you know the deal. Even still, stay up peeps. And to the school aged readers welcome back to class! These are your Wonder Years. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm funny.

Oh, and Britney ain't looking so good. Being married to a hellspawn will do that to you.

If she left now, she could save herself. I'm just KIDDING. Be cool peeps, I will return.

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Greatest. Weekend. EVER!!!

Morning, peeps! Happy cold ass Sunday to you! Man, I love the middle to end of August. The leaves turn brown. The Air gets crisp and the wind gets brisk. Oh and MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL!!! Yeah, I do like gridiron battles. You know what else the end of August signals? The sad end of the summer blockbuster movie season. And this year had the good (Pirates 2, X-Men 3, Cars), the average (Superman Returns, Over The Hedge, The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) the bad (Miami Vice) and the fucking SHITTY (Nacho Libre, MI:III). However, usually at the middle or end of August there is a movie released each year that suprises us all. Last year it was Four Brothers and 40 Year Old Virgin. In 2004 it was Without A Paddle. This year, someone took to the theater to see this years sleeper August blockbusters. He is a brave man. His name is Master Chief Captain Chachi. So this Sunday I bring to you....

MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD: END OF SUMMER EDITION!!!

Well, this weekend I spent my Saturday at the movies checking out two new releases: Snakes on a Plane and Accepted. First...

SNAKES ON A PLANE

This movie had craptastic written all over it. There was almost no result except for failure because it sounded so horrible. Yet, all the word of mouth I heard on Friday was that it was fucking awesome. So I decided to pick up a ticket and head over to the theater (since Ted was being a BITCH I had to go by myself, which wasnt all that bad actually) to check it out. First off about this movie: it is fucking hilarious. Sammy J. had the quips and even my doppleganger had some lines. The ways that the passengers died were awesome if not downright nasty (something about getting bitten in the eye or eaten whole by a Boa Constrictor is just...fucking SCARY) and current horror movies should take note. Name the last REAL scary movie and I will guarantee that the death scenes were HALF as scary as they were here.

Oh, and in a real shocker, the characters weren't just snake fodder. Yes the characters are typecast (the rich dumb girl, the snooty British guy, the gay flight attendent, the Thai kickboxer) but the most part they have personality. Also, it was nice to see Flex again after Homeboys In Outer Space and The Michael Jackson Story. He picked himself up very well. Anyway, each character had a chance to shine and there was actual interaction (a lost art in movies now days) and plot development. Which lets face it, no one was expecting seeing as how the PLOT was given away by the title i.e. Titanic.

Also, the snakes KICKED ASS! We all know CGI snakes are scary, but now I have to say that more horror movies need them. Very few things are scarier than a snake (if they EVER find a way to splice bear and snake genes...may Buddha help us ALL because we are FUUUU-UCKED) and this movie proved it. They came from all directions and man could those motherfuckers KILL. I mean damn, snakes are the new zombies. About the same speed but twice as deadly and smarter. Snakes bit everything (yes, a dude got bit in the wang. NOT COOL but funny as hell) and people in the audience did the 'Jump, Scream, Laugh' that you see in the Living Dead series. The snakes made it scary and the death scenes were well done and funny as hell (some were over the top, but its a horror/comedy so its expected. Think 'Shaun of the Dead' with more 'motherfuckers!' in it).

Lastly, there was Samuel L. Jackson. Say what you will about that man being the same character actor in every role. So was John Fucking Wayne and every other actor out there sans Johnny Depp, Sidney Portier and pre-butter blood Marlon Brando. Get over it, no one fucking acts anymore so those of you say he is a one trick pony probably think Tom Cruise deserved an Oscar for The Last Samurai and you need to be mercy killed because if we dont do it now you will fucking reproduce and then I will have to kill YOU AND YOUR KID and I don't want to kill kids. They are the innocent. Anyway with that out of the way Sammy J gave a great performance and actually didnt even carry the movie. He played second fiddle to the snakes and action which is what any good action star does (you listening, Rock and Vin Diesel? It really ISNT rocket science let the action speak for itself, not you. That is why Keanu Reeves is one of the biggest action stars of all time and couldnt act like he was breathing. He knows when to SHUT THE FUCK UP). Quite simply, Samuel L was Samuel L but didn't overshadow the movie like Godzilla and King Kong did by creating an underwhelming star. He was just right.

So you can guess what this movie gets. Lets break it down:

A snake biting a woman on the tit? CHECK
A snake biting a man on his wang? CHECK
A snake biting someone in the ass? CHECK
Wanton violence against a small dog? CHECK
Wanton cursing by Samuel L. Jackson? CHECK
An anaconda or boa without Ice Cube or Jennifer Lopez there to poorly act? CHECK
An asian gangster going pinata on some white dude? CHECK
No Colin Ferrel? CHECK
I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!! CHECK
A kickass ending theme song a la Shaft and Howard the Duck CHECK

Well, that is enough for me. This movie gets...

TEN MOTHER FUCKING STARS OUT OF TEN MOTHERFUCKING STARS!

Next on the docket was....

ACCEPTED

Well, this weekend was a double header. After Snakes on a Plane, the crew and I went to see Accepted, a college movie that looked like it would be okay and worth the Fandago gift bucks I got for doing that survey about X-Men 3. Long story short the movie is about a student (Bartelbey) that reminds me of myself in high school. Too smart for my own good so didnt try as hard, got above average (but not stellar) grades and was seen as a slacker because I wouldnt conform and become the drone that regurgitates the bullshit I was taugh. Power to the students bitches! Anyway, he creates a fake college to get his parents off his back but others apply and get accepted, hence the title.

Well, this movie was FUNNY AS HELL. It had the Apple dude (who after this and Dodgeball I dont want to murder) and the big guy from Grandma's Boy (who stole the movie because he was fucking HILARIOUS) and they really made a great team. Bartelby reminded me of a young Mahoney from Police Academy, just cool calm and collective. The plot of student creating their own class to stimulate their learning was pretty good and led to a lot of comedy. There was the stuffy dean at Harmon and of course the stuck up preppy prick (who got slacker served so much it was pathetic) which every college movie must have. It was formulaic to a point, though and that was the only problem with the movie.

The best part of the movie was the message. The fact that higher education should be that: education. Education isnt confined in a little box of cliff point knowledge that you just stuff into a graduate in and ship them out to some company to be a drone for. Education is stimulation, not limitation. When you limit someone and all but force them to learn from preset boxes, you arent LEARNING anything. Learning about about finding out about yourself and what you want to be and achieve and basing a scholastic curriculum off of that. Otherwords, you are wasting your educations. Man, I was ahead of my time because that rant at the end is the same rant I had every day in a class that I didnt study for the test in. Anyway, the message of this movie although I am not big on messages is a great one. Knowledge is the freedom to learn.

Everything in order, this movie was funny if you went to college in the 2000's and still know high schoolers that are STILL having that bullshit about how college prepares you for the real world shoved down their throats like geese only wanted for their livers. It has a great message and is funny in getting there, not preachy like The Perfect Score was (but that movie sucked overallanyway so THERE). There was something funny going on at all points and had the most awkward introduction statement ever (You're dating Monica. I think about her when I mast...er...bate. I didnt mean to saaay thaaat...) which I was laughing about STILL this morning. Overall, the movie was great if you are into the high school/early college comedy genre like Can't Hardly Wait. It also has Lewis Black and you can't beat that because his rants were all dead on, especially about college being bullshit for getting a good job because having a degree means JACK SHIT. Give this movie a shot, it's funny and has a great message about acceptance and belonging. You see, sometimes teen movies CAN be Shakespeare. Accepted gets...

9.5 out of 10 stars, which equals to about a 3.97 GPA.

So I was truly excited about getting the new FFVII side story, Dirge of Cerebrus with Vincent as the star. Especially with Gackt in the English commercial. About time J-Rock came over here because Redemption KICKS ASS. Yet, all I have heard is bad about this game. As someone who doesnt have the cash to buy video games that may or may not suck anymore, I need the peeps input. Any one know if this game sucks or not? Let me know.

So Rebelde is still the greatest show on TV. I have been checking out clips here and there and much like Zach and Nolan making up my own dialog. I know very little spanish, so I just wing it. With scenes like this, who needs dialog?

Mmm...man I am going to hell and I likes it. What can I say, this show kicks ass.

Well, I'm gonna hop in the shower and head out for a bit. I will try to be back tomorrow morning. Until, here is some Kumi Koda for the male demographic. Oh yeah, she's quite nice.

Shake it up, indeed. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

IT'S AMARETTO ICE CREAM TIME!!

Hells yeah, peeps! It is Friday all up in this bitch! Hope ya'll go out and party because you know I will! The festive cocktails will be held to a minimmu (if any) but still. Enjoy yo'selfs, bitches.

So I am going to knuckle up and do the polls on Sunday. Same as Douchebrawl, they will be on the side of this page and on the website. I'm trying to eliminate clutter and all. It's too busy! You cant even see the logo!

This update is gonna be short, but I have to get this out. Whoever wrote that 'Chain Hang Low' song needs to be shot in the fucking face.

NOW. I hate that song. See, that's why no one respects rap music: it is fucking stupid. Just...stupid. I want that nigga dead so bad it hurts. Puts a damper on the fact that Talib Kweli's new song is out and it kicks ass.

My god, Jibbs has just pissed me off to no end. Now I may just drink myself stupid. Nah, I have more control than that.

Well, I will end with this: where in the hell is Usher? Usually when I say that, his new single comes out and I'm like 'Yay, Usher!' Then after six months of hearing it I say 'Fuck Usher' and couldlive without him for a year. Well, I am missing Usher. We need another 'Yeah!' stat. Because 'Chain Hang Low' is NOT what the world needs right now. I can settle for Justin Timberlake.

I think I will be back tomorrow. Until then, stay up peeps. AND SEE SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!

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Yeah...Right.

How goes it, peeps? Just on to say hey, I will try to have something up late tomorrow night or Saturday morning before I hit them streets.

Snakes on a Plane....WILL RULE ALL! I want to find the 10pm showing, but I'm sure since this is Colorado and we are against all that is cool that I will have to wait until tomorrow or Saturday. Man, even if this movie is bad it will kick the ass. Hell, I can even take my doppelganger if the movie rocks. People are bashing this movie (and rightfully so, I mean they arent even giving the movie to critics but critics suck ass...except for the Master Chief Captain of course) but hey, Sammy J can't be wrong. I mean he CAN, but he won't. Trust me peeps it's gonna be good stuff.

Oh, and yeah....right. After all this time NOW he comes out? I am just finding this hard to swallow. So did JonBenet if the story is correct about how she died. WHOA, not cool Duece. NOT COOL. I would apologize but...you know. I'm an asshole. Well, I guess it is good to have closure. Too bad we had to sit through 3 Nelly albums and a Paris Hilton song to get it. Eh, what can you do?

Hey, we have caught JonBenet's killer but we can't catch Osama Bin Laden? Yeah, crack job the CIA is doing on THAT one. Dipfucks.

Well, I am about to head out. I will try to be back tomorrow or Saturday (to reiterate) with something cool for you guys. I leave you with the proof that puberty can sometimes kick ass. Here is Bennie K's first video.

I still would have hit that. But Yuki looks like a girl I knew in collegethat I had a thing for. To this day I dont know why, she was a biggity-bitch to me. Anyway, they grew up UBERHOT and mega-talented and that is all that matters. Mmm..Yuki. Well, stay up peeps.

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