IT'S AMARETTO ICE CREAM TIME!!

Hells yeah, peeps! It is Friday all up in this bitch! Hope ya'll go out and party because you know I will! The festive cocktails will be held to a minimmu (if any) but still. Enjoy yo'selfs, bitches.

So I am going to knuckle up and do the polls on Sunday. Same as Douchebrawl, they will be on the side of this page and on the website. I'm trying to eliminate clutter and all. It's too busy! You cant even see the logo!

This update is gonna be short, but I have to get this out. Whoever wrote that 'Chain Hang Low' song needs to be shot in the fucking face.

NOW. I hate that song. See, that's why no one respects rap music: it is fucking stupid. Just...stupid. I want that nigga dead so bad it hurts. Puts a damper on the fact that Talib Kweli's new song is out and it kicks ass.

My god, Jibbs has just pissed me off to no end. Now I may just drink myself stupid. Nah, I have more control than that.

Well, I will end with this: where in the hell is Usher? Usually when I say that, his new single comes out and I'm like 'Yay, Usher!' Then after six months of hearing it I say 'Fuck Usher' and couldlive without him for a year. Well, I am missing Usher. We need another 'Yeah!' stat. Because 'Chain Hang Low' is NOT what the world needs right now. I can settle for Justin Timberlake.

I think I will be back tomorrow. Until then, stay up peeps. AND SEE SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!

Live, Laugh and Love.