Morning, peeps! I'm back for a few minutes to just say this: I am SO moving to India. It's the only place you can sing and dance in the streets and not be arrested or made fun of. Zach bought up a good point, there are WAY too many people in India to dance comfortably, but hey you gotta make sacrifices if you want to be able to dance in the streets. Bollywood kicks the ass (albeit the movies are LOOOOOOONG for the sake of being long in my opinion, but at least there is high powered dancing rather than high powered beatings like in The Passion) and I wish we had more musicals in America. It is a dying artform here.
Speaking of movies, I am still working on the nominees for the film categories of The Chachi Awards. I hope to have them done and up by at least Thursday night. I will try to have all the polls up for all categories by no later than next Friday. We'll see if I can stick to that, but I think I can. Slow news day so far this morning, so I am about to head out. I will TRY to be on this evening if I get the bus with the WiFi on it. Man, the FREX has gone downhill ever since the damn Democrats started running it. I've been more comfortable during a prison riot.
Live, love and laugh peeps. (I'm trying out new closers. Tell me what you think)
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Monday, July 10, 2006
Muck Fondays
Morning, peeps. I am so tired I can't even concentrate. Jebus, this is beginning to suck. Anyway, how is everyone this craptastic morning? I am still letting 132 MILLION DOLLARS for Pirates 2 sink in. I am almost giddy that it outgrossed Mission Impossible III in its first three days. Take THAT Tom Cruise.
Speaking of old 'Batshit Crazy' Cruise, a very important point was discussed last week and then bought up this weeked while talking to Zach. Has anyone even SEEN baby Suri? I know that I should just let the couple enjoy their privacy, but not this time. I honestly think either there was no baby or it is the Dawson's. Other celebs havent even seen the baby. You think that it looks like The Fly or something or that this whole thing was a farce? I think we have all been lied, honestly.
Now onto my big story of the day: Japan is about to run Hell Week all over North Korea's ass! We all know that after WWII that Japan isnt allowed to whoop up on anyones ass, but if they do this I am thinking two things: giant robots and ninjas. And THAT ladies and gentlemen is why Japan rules ALL. Could you imagine Voltron tearing up Kim Jong Il's stronghold? I can, I actually wrote a movie about it starring Josh Hartnett. Give 'em hell, Japan. Give 'em hell.
Well, just a quick update for today. Depending on when I get home, I may drop some nominees on you tonight or just give a quick update. Until then, stay up peeps.
Im out of here.
Speaking of old 'Batshit Crazy' Cruise, a very important point was discussed last week and then bought up this weeked while talking to Zach. Has anyone even SEEN baby Suri? I know that I should just let the couple enjoy their privacy, but not this time. I honestly think either there was no baby or it is the Dawson's. Other celebs havent even seen the baby. You think that it looks like The Fly or something or that this whole thing was a farce? I think we have all been lied, honestly.
Now onto my big story of the day: Japan is about to run Hell Week all over North Korea's ass! We all know that after WWII that Japan isnt allowed to whoop up on anyones ass, but if they do this I am thinking two things: giant robots and ninjas. And THAT ladies and gentlemen is why Japan rules ALL. Could you imagine Voltron tearing up Kim Jong Il's stronghold? I can, I actually wrote a movie about it starring Josh Hartnett. Give 'em hell, Japan. Give 'em hell.
Well, just a quick update for today. Depending on when I get home, I may drop some nominees on you tonight or just give a quick update. Until then, stay up peeps.
Im out of here.
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Rated M...for MOTHERF*****G GOOD!!
What's up, everybody? Sorry no update yesterday, I needed to catch up on some sleep. I'm feeling super now, thanks for asking! With that being said, it's time for Douche of the Week!
Douche of the Week: Kim Jong Il
Now I'm not gonna lie, Kim Jong Il had this award wrapped after pulling Cartman and doing whateva he wants by launching missles at Japan. What is funnier is that it came NO WHERE EVEN CLOSE to hitting it. I just threw a fucking show and I came closer to hitting Osaka than the Tapadongdadongdongdong Version 2. Yet, I can't stop laughing at the fucktard long enough to be mad at him. I mean does he really think that threatening NUCLEAR WAR on the United States is going to get the world behind North Korea? What the fuck, Kim are you a retard? As big a bunch of pussies as 90% of the world is, even THEY know that no good will come out of a nuclear war and they will side with us against North Korea solely for the fact that they want to fucking LIVE. Remember when India and Pakistan were threatening nuking eachother? Exactly because that shit got squelched quick. The world would rather sit through another season of Fat Actress than have a war started, especially by some chucklehead like Kim Jong Il. I always figured it would be Chavez who grew the stones to challenge us but I was wrong. The 'fro is strong in Kimmy. So Kim, for threatening the end of the world because you are a lonely fuck with bad hair, you are officially the Douche of the Week! Congratulations, moron.
So with that being said, I am finalizing the music nomines for the Chachi's and I will begin finalizing the film nominees this week after work. The Council of Awesomeness will have its' first official meeting this Saturday (or Sunday, depends on how Friday pans out) to discuss the nominees and take the peeps suggestions into account. I know it was supposed to happen THIS week, but Rock Bottom Brewery sucks the ass. Here are the final nominees for the music categories:
Best Hip Hop Artist/Group
Common
Soul'd Out
T.I.
Kanye West
Best Rock Artist/Group
UVERworld
Avenged Sevenfold
Hyde
Hawthorne Heights (I like these guys, not sure why)
Best Pop (Female)
Gwen Stefani
BoA
Kelly Clarkson
Bennie K
Best Pop (Male)
Se7en
Rob Thomas
Ken Hirai
Best R&B (Male)
John Legend
Ne-Yo
Trey Songz
Kem (If you don't know who he is, shame the FUCK ON YOU)
Best R&B (Female)
Mary J. Blige
Crystal Kay
Rhianna
Floetry
Michael Jackson is NOT A GENRE OF MUSIC Award
Chris Brown
Omarion
Justin Timberlake
Ne-Yo
The Windows Up Jam of the Year
Bad Day - Daniel Powter
L.O.V.E. - Ashlee Simpson
Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It - Dem Franchise Boyz
Pop Star - Ken Hirai (I roll to this jam with the windows down, mind you.)
The Rip Out Your Ear Drums With A Fork If You Hear It Again Song of the Year
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx
What You Know - T.I.
Since You've Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
Grillz - Nelly
Because No One Demanded It Award
Stars Something Something - Paris Hilton (I actually havent HEARD the song, but it sucks.)
Dime Piece - Nick Cannon (FUCK NICK CANNON!)
Popozao - Kevin Federline (Yeah. The title speaks for it-fucking-self. SHIT ON TAPE)
Laffy Taffy - D4L (The one group I believe would benefit by being SHOT. Tupac style. Too soon to make fun of rappers dying in a hail of gunfire? Not for me.)
'I Swear I'm Not A Whore!' Song of the Year
Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls (Love the song, but come on ladies. It cant be that hard to find a man)
Me & You - Cassie
Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland (Yeah, this is real talk right here. Whatever that means)
Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx (You dance to this song and shake your ass, you are an an idiot.)
Shake It - Kumi Koda (Love The Koda, but man. That is kind of a dirty video. And by kinda I mean is. Didn't stop me from watching it though because its THE DAMN KODA)
Passion of Chachi's Song of the Year
La Tortura - Shakira feat. Alejandro Sanz
Pop Star - Ken Hirai
What You Know? - T.I.
Bennie K - Dreamland
Common - Go
So peeps, there you have it! The lines are open (meaning my one email and comment area because I don't have the money like American Idol) and your suggestions are appriciated! I will put polls up soon (my website is SUCKING BALLS so once I figure it out I will create a page for it like I had for Douchebrawl) while I finalize the TV and movie categories. More updates as the come, peeps!
Now its time for a real quick installment of....
MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD!!
So I went to see Pirates 2 on Friday and this review is gonna be short because I am going to list the only bad things about this movie right now:
1. No Ninjas. I can get past that though. If only they could be in the sequel...I would fill the fucking BIG GULP.
2. Not enough singing. Now there WAS singing, just not the kind of singing I have come to expect from pirates.
3. The ending. Not a bad ending, just kinda pulled an Empire Strikes Back on me. Still ruled.
That it. Those are the only bad points of the movie, and these are reaches. This movie kicked so much ass that I am still recooperating as we speak. This may be the greatest movie EVER MADE. Yes, I said it. Almost better than Batman Begins. ALMOST. Oh, and one more thing:
132 MILLION DOLLARS?!
Jesus Christ, man! I knew Johnny Depp was hot (a certain lady said I was crazy for loving Johnny Depp. Well it seems all of America loves him, woman! How do you like them apples?! Let's see Matthew Mac-bongo-ehey break BOX OFFICE RECORDS!) but this is AWESOME! Now I CAN say that Pirates was better than the original Spiderman (not the second one, that movie kicked ass even though it did less at the box office) and it is also the best movie of the year hands down. Better than Superman and better than X-Men. The only sad thing about this: unless Clerks II kicks MAJOR ASS (which it may just if Kevin Smith gets his goddamn act together) the movie going experience can only go downhill from here. That hurts a little bit, but thems the breaks. Still the best movie summer in a LOOOOONG time. Oh, my rating for Pirates 2? Well, I have only given this rating to one movie. And you KNOW that movie. I have to give pirates...
10 STARS! Yes, it was that good. Go see it. NOW, MAN THERE IS NO TIME TO DAWDLE!! I'll wait.
See, told you it was worth it. Well, that's all for today, gotta get ready to wake up at the asscrack of dawn tomorrow. Stay up, peeps.
I'm out.
Update: THE HEARTSDALES BROKE UP?! NOOOOOOOOOO! Lets remember the...good times...bwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! I need a moment....
Carry on, Heartsdales. Carry on.
Douche of the Week: Kim Jong Il
Now I'm not gonna lie, Kim Jong Il had this award wrapped after pulling Cartman and doing whateva he wants by launching missles at Japan. What is funnier is that it came NO WHERE EVEN CLOSE to hitting it. I just threw a fucking show and I came closer to hitting Osaka than the Tapadongdadongdongdong Version 2. Yet, I can't stop laughing at the fucktard long enough to be mad at him. I mean does he really think that threatening NUCLEAR WAR on the United States is going to get the world behind North Korea? What the fuck, Kim are you a retard? As big a bunch of pussies as 90% of the world is, even THEY know that no good will come out of a nuclear war and they will side with us against North Korea solely for the fact that they want to fucking LIVE. Remember when India and Pakistan were threatening nuking eachother? Exactly because that shit got squelched quick. The world would rather sit through another season of Fat Actress than have a war started, especially by some chucklehead like Kim Jong Il. I always figured it would be Chavez who grew the stones to challenge us but I was wrong. The 'fro is strong in Kimmy. So Kim, for threatening the end of the world because you are a lonely fuck with bad hair, you are officially the Douche of the Week! Congratulations, moron.
So with that being said, I am finalizing the music nomines for the Chachi's and I will begin finalizing the film nominees this week after work. The Council of Awesomeness will have its' first official meeting this Saturday (or Sunday, depends on how Friday pans out) to discuss the nominees and take the peeps suggestions into account. I know it was supposed to happen THIS week, but Rock Bottom Brewery sucks the ass. Here are the final nominees for the music categories:
Best Hip Hop Artist/Group
Common
Soul'd Out
T.I.
Kanye West
Best Rock Artist/Group
UVERworld
Avenged Sevenfold
Hyde
Hawthorne Heights (I like these guys, not sure why)
Best Pop (Female)
Gwen Stefani
BoA
Kelly Clarkson
Bennie K
Best Pop (Male)
Se7en
Rob Thomas
Ken Hirai
Best R&B (Male)
John Legend
Ne-Yo
Trey Songz
Kem (If you don't know who he is, shame the FUCK ON YOU)
Best R&B (Female)
Mary J. Blige
Crystal Kay
Rhianna
Floetry
Michael Jackson is NOT A GENRE OF MUSIC Award
Chris Brown
Omarion
Justin Timberlake
Ne-Yo
The Windows Up Jam of the Year
Bad Day - Daniel Powter
L.O.V.E. - Ashlee Simpson
Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It - Dem Franchise Boyz
Pop Star - Ken Hirai (I roll to this jam with the windows down, mind you.)
The Rip Out Your Ear Drums With A Fork If You Hear It Again Song of the Year
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx
What You Know - T.I.
Since You've Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
Grillz - Nelly
Because No One Demanded It Award
Stars Something Something - Paris Hilton (I actually havent HEARD the song, but it sucks.)
Dime Piece - Nick Cannon (FUCK NICK CANNON!)
Popozao - Kevin Federline (Yeah. The title speaks for it-fucking-self. SHIT ON TAPE)
Laffy Taffy - D4L (The one group I believe would benefit by being SHOT. Tupac style. Too soon to make fun of rappers dying in a hail of gunfire? Not for me.)
'I Swear I'm Not A Whore!' Song of the Year
Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls (Love the song, but come on ladies. It cant be that hard to find a man)
Me & You - Cassie
Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland (Yeah, this is real talk right here. Whatever that means)
Ms. New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx (You dance to this song and shake your ass, you are an an idiot.)
Shake It - Kumi Koda (Love The Koda, but man. That is kind of a dirty video. And by kinda I mean is. Didn't stop me from watching it though because its THE DAMN KODA)
Passion of Chachi's Song of the Year
La Tortura - Shakira feat. Alejandro Sanz
Pop Star - Ken Hirai
What You Know? - T.I.
Bennie K - Dreamland
Common - Go
So peeps, there you have it! The lines are open (meaning my one email and comment area because I don't have the money like American Idol) and your suggestions are appriciated! I will put polls up soon (my website is SUCKING BALLS so once I figure it out I will create a page for it like I had for Douchebrawl) while I finalize the TV and movie categories. More updates as the come, peeps!
Now its time for a real quick installment of....
MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD!!
So I went to see Pirates 2 on Friday and this review is gonna be short because I am going to list the only bad things about this movie right now:
1. No Ninjas. I can get past that though. If only they could be in the sequel...I would fill the fucking BIG GULP.
2. Not enough singing. Now there WAS singing, just not the kind of singing I have come to expect from pirates.
3. The ending. Not a bad ending, just kinda pulled an Empire Strikes Back on me. Still ruled.
That it. Those are the only bad points of the movie, and these are reaches. This movie kicked so much ass that I am still recooperating as we speak. This may be the greatest movie EVER MADE. Yes, I said it. Almost better than Batman Begins. ALMOST. Oh, and one more thing:
132 MILLION DOLLARS?!
Jesus Christ, man! I knew Johnny Depp was hot (a certain lady said I was crazy for loving Johnny Depp. Well it seems all of America loves him, woman! How do you like them apples?! Let's see Matthew Mac-bongo-ehey break BOX OFFICE RECORDS!) but this is AWESOME! Now I CAN say that Pirates was better than the original Spiderman (not the second one, that movie kicked ass even though it did less at the box office) and it is also the best movie of the year hands down. Better than Superman and better than X-Men. The only sad thing about this: unless Clerks II kicks MAJOR ASS (which it may just if Kevin Smith gets his goddamn act together) the movie going experience can only go downhill from here. That hurts a little bit, but thems the breaks. Still the best movie summer in a LOOOOONG time. Oh, my rating for Pirates 2? Well, I have only given this rating to one movie. And you KNOW that movie. I have to give pirates...
10 STARS! Yes, it was that good. Go see it. NOW, MAN THERE IS NO TIME TO DAWDLE!! I'll wait.
See, told you it was worth it. Well, that's all for today, gotta get ready to wake up at the asscrack of dawn tomorrow. Stay up, peeps.
I'm out.
Update: THE HEARTSDALES BROKE UP?! NOOOOOOOOOO! Lets remember the...good times...bwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! I need a moment....
Carry on, Heartsdales. Carry on.
Friday, July 07, 2006
It's A Pirates Life For Me As Well...
Morning peeps. It's another Friday and I must say I am happy it is here. Pirates 2 comes out tonight, and the reviews have been...waterlogged to say the least. Scurvy land-loving dogs! How dare you question the greatness that is Pirates 2?! Well, can't be any worse than Nacho Libre. I honestly feel that if you liked that movie, you should be slapped. That movie was mind-fuckingly bad. I mean Darkness Falls bad. ELEKTRA bad. Nay, Daredevil bad. Oh, yeah. I went there. Even still, I'm gonna set sail and watch it tonight.
So I am still working on the other categories for The Chachis. I will have a few more up this weekend (depending on how this weekend goes, I may have updates on Saturday AND Sunday. Be still, peeps.) and also the Douche of the Week. So a hefty weekend on the blog, hope I'm up for it. Until then peeps, I'm out. Stay up, ya'll.
I'm out.
So I am still working on the other categories for The Chachis. I will have a few more up this weekend (depending on how this weekend goes, I may have updates on Saturday AND Sunday. Be still, peeps.) and also the Douche of the Week. So a hefty weekend on the blog, hope I'm up for it. Until then peeps, I'm out. Stay up, ya'll.
I'm out.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
And (Some Of) The Nominees Are...
Good morning, ya'll. I have an announcement to make: The Chachi's are finalized! Kinda. You see, I have figured out how I am going to do this. First off, the cut off date for albums and movie releases is April 30, 2006 so some new things you have seen on this blog may not be nominated. For each category I am going to pick three nominees. Then, I will let the peeps and the Council of Awesomeness (who will have their first meeting this weekend over punch and pie) decide the final three nominees in each category. The problem is...I haven't thought of them all yet. But I'm getting there! I'm only three personalities, this kind of thing takes work! This ain't the Grammys!
Speaking of different personalites, I am trying to find a happy medium between the humor in Chachi, the anger in Duece and the kindness in Will. Hopefully into a considerate killing machine with the ability to recite Aqua Teen line verbatum. Just trying to find a balance, peeps.
So, here we go. Officially the first category for the First Annual Passion of Chachi Awards! The first award is...
Best Male Artist
The three nominees that I have chosen are...
Ken Hirai
T.I.
Se7en
Great choices if I do say so myself. The next category is....
Best Female Artist
My choices are...
Kumi Koda
Mary J. Blige
Shakira
Now that is a saucy category if I do say so myself. Next I have...
Best Group
Orange Range
UVERworld
The Fray
Yeah, I like the damn Fray. Sue me.
Well, that is all for now. Drop a line if you have any suggestions. Much like Douchebrawl I will take them into consideration. The polls won't be up for a while (I may push the date back to accomodate suggestions) so feel free to drop a line. Stay up, peeps.
I am out for now.
Speaking of different personalites, I am trying to find a happy medium between the humor in Chachi, the anger in Duece and the kindness in Will. Hopefully into a considerate killing machine with the ability to recite Aqua Teen line verbatum. Just trying to find a balance, peeps.
So, here we go. Officially the first category for the First Annual Passion of Chachi Awards! The first award is...
Best Male Artist
The three nominees that I have chosen are...
Ken Hirai
T.I.
Se7en
Great choices if I do say so myself. The next category is....
Best Female Artist
My choices are...
Kumi Koda
Mary J. Blige
Shakira
Now that is a saucy category if I do say so myself. Next I have...
Best Group
Orange Range
UVERworld
The Fray
Yeah, I like the damn Fray. Sue me.
Well, that is all for now. Drop a line if you have any suggestions. Much like Douchebrawl I will take them into consideration. The polls won't be up for a while (I may push the date back to accomodate suggestions) so feel free to drop a line. Stay up, peeps.
I am out for now.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Return of the King
Morning, peeps! Sorry about no update yesterday, I spent the night in Denver and celebrated the birthday of the greatest nation in North America! Hell yeah, got America it's yo birf'day! Well, after last night I have made a pact. I am going to swear off drinking. Unless a pretty lady offers me a tasty beverage (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....my life sucks so bad it makes my eyes bleed) I will not drink. You wanna know why? Because being drunk is pointless. Being social is one thing, but being pissy drunk to the point that you can't build the simple pieces of a goddamn sentance is fucking sad. Oh, shit I am turning into Duece.
You know, seeing as this is gonna be a short post I think I will give you an insight into my monikers/personalities. First we have...
Chachi: He is the one you see the most on this blog. The humor that you see is usually him. The j-pop and video game stuff is him as well. More of a laid back kind of guy, he is really social and likes people. The drinking and social part of me is Chachi and he was around in college for the first 2 years (when I really don't remember anything) but went away my junior and senior year when I got smart and the next person took over.
Duece: The angry me. Very few people have seen the Duece because when you see him, it usually means you have crossed the line and the heat is about to come down. When there is a rant going on or anger being directed toward someone it is usually the Duece lashing out. He came out a LOT in college when stupid people started talking about stupid things. I have kind of kept him repressed because he hate drinking and as you know, it is all I have done for the last three months. Now he is showing up a lot more and for the most part the drinking has gone down. Pretty much if you are pissing me off, Duece comes out and he will brandish 'The Revolutionizer'. Lastly we have...
Will: The middle ground. This is the guy you see outside of the blog. Not able to really deal with two conflicting personalities, Will is a total and complete spaz. A minor genius and total geek, he finds it difficult to talk to the ladies and even more difficult to not be a wallflower. Up until college, this was the dude that came out the most. Rather lame and not very exciting, he is around a lot at work. All in all, nothing about Will stands out and you really dont even notice him.
When you combine all three, you get the man who writes this awesome peice of crap before you. A mish-mash of personalities that form to make one FUCKED UP individual. But hey, as a wise man once said 'I'm no worse than anybody else'
So I am really getting sick of the club thing. Being an IT guy, I understand the need for redundancy. But when all the clubs look the exact same...with the exact same songs (NO MORE YUNG JOC! Loved the song, but now I want to kill the next person that says 'It's Goin Down' WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN ANYWAY?!) and the exact same people dressed the exact same way it just bugs me. Add in the fact that no one dances and it is just stupid. You know, does anyone remember the days when you needed SPACE to dance? When people actually did dance moves? Now it's all just booty-butt-booty-butt-booty-buttcheeks CRUNK or just random gyrations that aren't to the beat of the song. It is just stupid as fuck. You know, I think I'm gonna let Duece out a lot more. Chachi is just a drunk, Will is a punk bitch while Duece gets shit DONE. He would not have put up with the whining on this blog. Man, I even let The Revolution slide AGAIN. Man peeps. You need to keep me on track with this. Peeps, if you see me being a punk bitch on the blog just say 'The Duece wouldnt put up with this shit'. Man...I havent said this in a while and been this glad to say it...
IT'S REVOLUTION TIME, BITCHES!!!!
Stay up, peeps. Chachi will be back tomorrow. The Duece is back and the world is about to get its ass WHOOPED ON.
The Duece is out of this peice.
(Update: I changed the name of the Blog. I'm going to let The Duece run this for a few days. Get him some airtime, you know. The Revolution will be marketed!)
You know, seeing as this is gonna be a short post I think I will give you an insight into my monikers/personalities. First we have...
Chachi: He is the one you see the most on this blog. The humor that you see is usually him. The j-pop and video game stuff is him as well. More of a laid back kind of guy, he is really social and likes people. The drinking and social part of me is Chachi and he was around in college for the first 2 years (when I really don't remember anything) but went away my junior and senior year when I got smart and the next person took over.
Duece: The angry me. Very few people have seen the Duece because when you see him, it usually means you have crossed the line and the heat is about to come down. When there is a rant going on or anger being directed toward someone it is usually the Duece lashing out. He came out a LOT in college when stupid people started talking about stupid things. I have kind of kept him repressed because he hate drinking and as you know, it is all I have done for the last three months. Now he is showing up a lot more and for the most part the drinking has gone down. Pretty much if you are pissing me off, Duece comes out and he will brandish 'The Revolutionizer'. Lastly we have...
Will: The middle ground. This is the guy you see outside of the blog. Not able to really deal with two conflicting personalities, Will is a total and complete spaz. A minor genius and total geek, he finds it difficult to talk to the ladies and even more difficult to not be a wallflower. Up until college, this was the dude that came out the most. Rather lame and not very exciting, he is around a lot at work. All in all, nothing about Will stands out and you really dont even notice him.
When you combine all three, you get the man who writes this awesome peice of crap before you. A mish-mash of personalities that form to make one FUCKED UP individual. But hey, as a wise man once said 'I'm no worse than anybody else'
So I am really getting sick of the club thing. Being an IT guy, I understand the need for redundancy. But when all the clubs look the exact same...with the exact same songs (NO MORE YUNG JOC! Loved the song, but now I want to kill the next person that says 'It's Goin Down' WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN ANYWAY?!) and the exact same people dressed the exact same way it just bugs me. Add in the fact that no one dances and it is just stupid. You know, does anyone remember the days when you needed SPACE to dance? When people actually did dance moves? Now it's all just booty-butt-booty-butt-booty-buttcheeks CRUNK or just random gyrations that aren't to the beat of the song. It is just stupid as fuck. You know, I think I'm gonna let Duece out a lot more. Chachi is just a drunk, Will is a punk bitch while Duece gets shit DONE. He would not have put up with the whining on this blog. Man, I even let The Revolution slide AGAIN. Man peeps. You need to keep me on track with this. Peeps, if you see me being a punk bitch on the blog just say 'The Duece wouldnt put up with this shit'. Man...I havent said this in a while and been this glad to say it...
IT'S REVOLUTION TIME, BITCHES!!!!
Stay up, peeps. Chachi will be back tomorrow. The Duece is back and the world is about to get its ass WHOOPED ON.
The Duece is out of this peice.
(Update: I changed the name of the Blog. I'm going to let The Duece run this for a few days. Get him some airtime, you know. The Revolution will be marketed!)
Monday, July 03, 2006
Free At Last!
Good morning, peeps! First off, I have to give a big welcome home to Lil Kim! It's good to see you out of prison, girl! Now all we have to do is get Shyne free and all our hip hop plotical prisoners will be free! Free to run the streets and fill the airwaves with more shit. Greaaaaat.
In less important news, North Korea just pulled a 'if you want some, come get some' to the rest of the world. Yeah, this is a great idea Kimmy Jay. I'm gonna be honest: no one gives a FUCK about your DPRK (odd how a 'Democratic Republic' has state run television. You are a fucking idiot, Jong Il) and with all of your stupidiy of the last three years I don't think anyone has your back. Except maybe your heterosexual life partner Hugo Chavez but he is too far to be of any real assistance. And he has what, seven jets and a Trojan Horse? We would be through Venezuala before the commercial break. You know what Kim Jong Il needs? Just a hug. You sad, little man? You want a soda? A sooooooooda? He's just roonrey...
He just wants some attention. Well now you have it and odds are you are gonna get your ass WHOOPED ON!
So tomorrow is America's birthday! Hell yeah, it's time to par-tay like R. Kelly is free! What? He is free? Oh....well it is STILL gonna be a party, peeps! Also, I have decided to give out a few Lifetime Acheivement Awards at the Chachi's next month. More details as my mind thinks of them.
Well, I will try to have a post for America's big day tomorrow. Oh, one last thing. I got my 500th vistor yesterday afternoon! That is 500 visitors since May 27th of 2006. I am so happy the peeps love me! Or at least find humor in my pain of being an asshole, lack of a love life, the fucking up of the little love life I DO have and nonsensical rants that are usually alcohol induced. Either way, it is great to have you here. What better way to celebrate my 500th visitor than with a little Bennie K?
Mmm, Yuki. Well, that's all for now. Stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
In less important news, North Korea just pulled a 'if you want some, come get some' to the rest of the world. Yeah, this is a great idea Kimmy Jay. I'm gonna be honest: no one gives a FUCK about your DPRK (odd how a 'Democratic Republic' has state run television. You are a fucking idiot, Jong Il) and with all of your stupidiy of the last three years I don't think anyone has your back. Except maybe your heterosexual life partner Hugo Chavez but he is too far to be of any real assistance. And he has what, seven jets and a Trojan Horse? We would be through Venezuala before the commercial break. You know what Kim Jong Il needs? Just a hug. You sad, little man? You want a soda? A sooooooooda? He's just roonrey...
He just wants some attention. Well now you have it and odds are you are gonna get your ass WHOOPED ON!
So tomorrow is America's birthday! Hell yeah, it's time to par-tay like R. Kelly is free! What? He is free? Oh....well it is STILL gonna be a party, peeps! Also, I have decided to give out a few Lifetime Acheivement Awards at the Chachi's next month. More details as my mind thinks of them.
Well, I will try to have a post for America's big day tomorrow. Oh, one last thing. I got my 500th vistor yesterday afternoon! That is 500 visitors since May 27th of 2006. I am so happy the peeps love me! Or at least find humor in my pain of being an asshole, lack of a love life, the fucking up of the little love life I DO have and nonsensical rants that are usually alcohol induced. Either way, it is great to have you here. What better way to celebrate my 500th visitor than with a little Bennie K?
Mmm, Yuki. Well, that's all for now. Stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
Sunday, July 02, 2006
You Shall Not Be Disappointed
Okay, peeps. I want to apologize about yesterday. I was just POOPED yesterday. So the Chachi is back and ready to roll!
So I saw Superman Returns of Friday and Saturday. First off, I have to say it is the longest of all the comic book movies, clocking in at two hours and thirty seven minutes. It really didn't get noticable until then last 45 minutes when there were about two scenes that could have been done without in my opinion, but I will leave that up to you. How was the movie you ask? Enoiugh of the suspense, you say? Well, here is the first ever (official) installment of...
MASTER CHIEF CHACHI GOES TO HOLLYWOOD!!!!
Well, first I will address the complaints about the movie:
It's WAAAAY Too Long: Well, I cannot argue with that. Some scenes were good and fit, but really didnt need to be in the final product. Someone who never watched or liked the original Superman was turned off about an hour and fifty minutes into it because it got really comic-book like (the ship scene, the fight scene, the plane take off, etc.) so fanboys loved it, casual watchers got bored. People who felt that a lot of the action was there solely to advance the plot was justified. However, people must understand that Bryan Singer (who has officially replaced Joss Whedon as my daddy) did a great job in building a movie around a guy that really has no weaknesses or flaws. Unlike Batman and Spiderman, Superman has no real good villians (aside from Luthor) that can give him a run, so he had to take more time building a story to create something that could hurt him and make a plot out of it. Which brings me to the second complaint...
The Plot Was A Reach: First off, it is a comic book movie. All of their plots are reaches. Anyone who expects to see a real life plot in a comic book movie (aside from maybe The Punisher) is insane. I honestly felt that the plot was pretty interesting. Using Kryptonite and crystals to recreate the explosion of Krypton was a good nod to Superman II and it also gave a foil for Superman to battle. Was it far-fetched? Yes, but no more far fetched than The Passion of Christ or Goonies. Which was like Highlander, a true story and filmed in real time. The last complaint that I heard a lot about in the theater was....
The Superbaby/Love Story: Okay, this pissed me off at first because I really didnt think a Superbaby was nessicary to make this movie work. Yet, it really added a third dynamic (after the Lex/Superman and Superman/Lois) to the movie because it tied in with the love triangle of Richard/Superman/Lois. Now the love story to me wasn't bad. It actually was done very well, better than other comic book movies (like Batman Begins with Katie Holmes) including the Peter Parker/Mary Jane dynamic. Although I am excited to see what they do with Gwen Stacy thrown into the mix. The big reason the love story works is because with all of Superman's powers, even he can have his heart broken. Even the Man of Steel can stand back and look at a child and not want to come between that. At no time was the story forced between either character and James Mardsen was KICK ASS as the husband that understood the bond between Lois and Superman yet loved her anyway. Didn't get all douchy like Jameson in Spiderman 2. Overall, the love story was well done and people who didnt like it came into this expecting an action comic book movie like X-Men 3. I knew this wasnt gonna be that.
Quite simply, Superman Returns was a movie that tried to do a little too much. With 11 years of development that crashed and burned, I think that Bryan Singer delivered a masterpeice of a comic book movie. Read those words again: COMIC BOOK MOVIE. Superman Returns was great as a comic book movie, but as a movie for the masses it DOES fall short. I believe it is the best Superman movie and better than almost all comic book movies sans Spiderman 2 and the first Batman. Batman Begins was an AWESOME overall movie, appealing to the masses (perfect length, just enough backstory to bring casual fans up to speed and a kick ass set of villians and plot) and to the core audience (nods to other DC characters and the atmosphere just FELT like Gotham. Metropolis felt like Detroit) to put it in the conversations for movie of the year for 2005. Superman Returns will not be in that discussion because it fell short in a few areas. However, the areas it did well in, it did REALLY well in. I believed that Superman was SUPERMAN. From the flying scenes (you have to see them) to the heat vision, it was like he was real. Brandon Routh was Clark AND Superman much like Christian Bale was Bruce Wayne and Batman. The performances were great (although Kevin Spacey should have been given more time as Lex Luthor because he was shining in that role for a bit) and the action sequences, albeit kind of forced, were awesome. All in all, Superman Returns is a great summer movie and well worth watching. Be prepared to sit, and in a way be prepared to cry. The scene where he finally goes face to face with Lex and his cronies is...surreal. You have to see it, and the music was AWESOME. Just hearing the opening theme made me squeal. So, on a scale of 1-10 I give this movie....
8.5 Chachis out of 10 (A great movie but a little long and can get tedious for a few minutes. Doesn't take away from the overall expereince that is the return of Superman. Well worth and a movie you won't forget.)
Well, that was fun. Next week, Pirates 2! Well, I was going to do the 'Douche of the Week' but I decided against it. It was gonna be Britney Spears because...well I just don't fucking like her. That and posing naked was just...special. I'm not against pregnant women posing nude, I'm against Britney Spears taking up air. So I will have a new douche of the week next week.
So the Chachi's are gaining a little steam. I have narrowed down the categories to Music, TV, Movies and Specialty. The Council of Awesomeness will be meeting soon and I will have the categories and tenative nominees up soon. I will have a selection post special and everything, then I will have the nominees up for about 15 days and then present them. More information soon!
Well, that is all for now. I will be back on Tuesday for the biggest birthday bash for the greatest country in the world! Go America, it's almost yo birf'day! Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
So I saw Superman Returns of Friday and Saturday. First off, I have to say it is the longest of all the comic book movies, clocking in at two hours and thirty seven minutes. It really didn't get noticable until then last 45 minutes when there were about two scenes that could have been done without in my opinion, but I will leave that up to you. How was the movie you ask? Enoiugh of the suspense, you say? Well, here is the first ever (official) installment of...
MASTER CHIEF CHACHI GOES TO HOLLYWOOD!!!!
Well, first I will address the complaints about the movie:
It's WAAAAY Too Long: Well, I cannot argue with that. Some scenes were good and fit, but really didnt need to be in the final product. Someone who never watched or liked the original Superman was turned off about an hour and fifty minutes into it because it got really comic-book like (the ship scene, the fight scene, the plane take off, etc.) so fanboys loved it, casual watchers got bored. People who felt that a lot of the action was there solely to advance the plot was justified. However, people must understand that Bryan Singer (who has officially replaced Joss Whedon as my daddy) did a great job in building a movie around a guy that really has no weaknesses or flaws. Unlike Batman and Spiderman, Superman has no real good villians (aside from Luthor) that can give him a run, so he had to take more time building a story to create something that could hurt him and make a plot out of it. Which brings me to the second complaint...
The Plot Was A Reach: First off, it is a comic book movie. All of their plots are reaches. Anyone who expects to see a real life plot in a comic book movie (aside from maybe The Punisher) is insane. I honestly felt that the plot was pretty interesting. Using Kryptonite and crystals to recreate the explosion of Krypton was a good nod to Superman II and it also gave a foil for Superman to battle. Was it far-fetched? Yes, but no more far fetched than The Passion of Christ or Goonies. Which was like Highlander, a true story and filmed in real time. The last complaint that I heard a lot about in the theater was....
The Superbaby/Love Story: Okay, this pissed me off at first because I really didnt think a Superbaby was nessicary to make this movie work. Yet, it really added a third dynamic (after the Lex/Superman and Superman/Lois) to the movie because it tied in with the love triangle of Richard/Superman/Lois. Now the love story to me wasn't bad. It actually was done very well, better than other comic book movies (like Batman Begins with Katie Holmes) including the Peter Parker/Mary Jane dynamic. Although I am excited to see what they do with Gwen Stacy thrown into the mix. The big reason the love story works is because with all of Superman's powers, even he can have his heart broken. Even the Man of Steel can stand back and look at a child and not want to come between that. At no time was the story forced between either character and James Mardsen was KICK ASS as the husband that understood the bond between Lois and Superman yet loved her anyway. Didn't get all douchy like Jameson in Spiderman 2. Overall, the love story was well done and people who didnt like it came into this expecting an action comic book movie like X-Men 3. I knew this wasnt gonna be that.
Quite simply, Superman Returns was a movie that tried to do a little too much. With 11 years of development that crashed and burned, I think that Bryan Singer delivered a masterpeice of a comic book movie. Read those words again: COMIC BOOK MOVIE. Superman Returns was great as a comic book movie, but as a movie for the masses it DOES fall short. I believe it is the best Superman movie and better than almost all comic book movies sans Spiderman 2 and the first Batman. Batman Begins was an AWESOME overall movie, appealing to the masses (perfect length, just enough backstory to bring casual fans up to speed and a kick ass set of villians and plot) and to the core audience (nods to other DC characters and the atmosphere just FELT like Gotham. Metropolis felt like Detroit) to put it in the conversations for movie of the year for 2005. Superman Returns will not be in that discussion because it fell short in a few areas. However, the areas it did well in, it did REALLY well in. I believed that Superman was SUPERMAN. From the flying scenes (you have to see them) to the heat vision, it was like he was real. Brandon Routh was Clark AND Superman much like Christian Bale was Bruce Wayne and Batman. The performances were great (although Kevin Spacey should have been given more time as Lex Luthor because he was shining in that role for a bit) and the action sequences, albeit kind of forced, were awesome. All in all, Superman Returns is a great summer movie and well worth watching. Be prepared to sit, and in a way be prepared to cry. The scene where he finally goes face to face with Lex and his cronies is...surreal. You have to see it, and the music was AWESOME. Just hearing the opening theme made me squeal. So, on a scale of 1-10 I give this movie....
8.5 Chachis out of 10 (A great movie but a little long and can get tedious for a few minutes. Doesn't take away from the overall expereince that is the return of Superman. Well worth and a movie you won't forget.)
Well, that was fun. Next week, Pirates 2! Well, I was going to do the 'Douche of the Week' but I decided against it. It was gonna be Britney Spears because...well I just don't fucking like her. That and posing naked was just...special. I'm not against pregnant women posing nude, I'm against Britney Spears taking up air. So I will have a new douche of the week next week.
So the Chachi's are gaining a little steam. I have narrowed down the categories to Music, TV, Movies and Specialty. The Council of Awesomeness will be meeting soon and I will have the categories and tenative nominees up soon. I will have a selection post special and everything, then I will have the nominees up for about 15 days and then present them. More information soon!
Well, that is all for now. I will be back on Tuesday for the biggest birthday bash for the greatest country in the world! Go America, it's almost yo birf'day! Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Aw, I Wanted A Peanut...
The update will either be tomorrow or late as hell today. I'm running on 3 hours of sleep or so and man...lets just say on a scale of one to ten I feel like Calgary. Gonna walk it off and run some errands. Oh, and get the aura of being a dipshit off of me. Obsess much? Fuck yeah. Gonna soul search and get some cobbler. It takes the edge off having a crappy three months. I'll be back to address the masses later.
Chachi out.
Chachi out.
Friday, June 30, 2006
I SO Just Filled The Cup.
Morning peeps! Quick update today, as I have a pretty busy night planned and just wanted to give you guys a heads up. After some internalizing I am not gonna do the drinking rant. I had a talk with friend #6 (You are moving up with a certain someone leaving me voice mails about chicken and how much I love it. YOU KNOW IM SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT, ASSHOLE!) and I decided that I'm just being a punk ass bitch and need to be cool with myself. Like a walking afterschool special I am. So tomorrow I will try to have the Douche of The Week up by the afternoon (or early Sunday morning) and I must say, it was a LANDSLIDE. Anyway, stay tuned because the Passion of Chachi can only go down from here, baby!
So I have been tossing around some categories and I am up to 9. I want to do 20, solely so I can cover a wide range of genres (movies, music, video games, etc.) but that will be decided when the Council of Awesomeness (yes, the council has a name. You want to be a member send your resume to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com and we will set up an interview. Again, The Passion of Chachi is an Equal Opportunity Employer except for the Irish and they know why.) We will discuss the categories and nominees over punch and pie and bring the results to you soon. I believe that this will the ass, peeps. All of the ass, not just the rump or tailbone.
So today I will see Superman Returns and the reviews are hit or miss. If people went to this to see X-Men they arent going to get it in my opinion. This movie is gonna be like Batman Begins but a little more focused on the story because Superman's villians suck it dry. Batman on the other hand has like 15 baddies they could put in that they havent even THOUGHT of using yet. You know, I think that Deathstroke the Terminator with some krytonite from Lex Lutor would have been a bad ass foe for the Boy Scout but that's just me. Slade Wilson is highly underrated seeing as he has handed every DC hero there shit to them on a platter numerous times and he only has ONE FUCKING EYE. And with a costume that gay you have to be a badass. Im just saying. Anyway, I'm gonna check that out so I will let you know how it is tomorrow.
Oh, and now for the greatest event to ever grace the silver screen. When I saw this trailer I came. HARD. I couldn't stop, it felt so good! Bweh heh, Grandma's Boy was funny. Anyway....here is the Spiderman 3 trailer:
My nipples are ROCK HARD after seeing that. Oh, and I saw the issue of Civil War where Peter Parker unmasked himself. Kind of underwhelming to say the least but still big for fanboys. Anyway, I am out. Review of Superman Returns and Douche of the Week tomorrow.
Chachi Out.
So I have been tossing around some categories and I am up to 9. I want to do 20, solely so I can cover a wide range of genres (movies, music, video games, etc.) but that will be decided when the Council of Awesomeness (yes, the council has a name. You want to be a member send your resume to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com and we will set up an interview. Again, The Passion of Chachi is an Equal Opportunity Employer except for the Irish and they know why.) We will discuss the categories and nominees over punch and pie and bring the results to you soon. I believe that this will the ass, peeps. All of the ass, not just the rump or tailbone.
So today I will see Superman Returns and the reviews are hit or miss. If people went to this to see X-Men they arent going to get it in my opinion. This movie is gonna be like Batman Begins but a little more focused on the story because Superman's villians suck it dry. Batman on the other hand has like 15 baddies they could put in that they havent even THOUGHT of using yet. You know, I think that Deathstroke the Terminator with some krytonite from Lex Lutor would have been a bad ass foe for the Boy Scout but that's just me. Slade Wilson is highly underrated seeing as he has handed every DC hero there shit to them on a platter numerous times and he only has ONE FUCKING EYE. And with a costume that gay you have to be a badass. Im just saying. Anyway, I'm gonna check that out so I will let you know how it is tomorrow.
Oh, and now for the greatest event to ever grace the silver screen. When I saw this trailer I came. HARD. I couldn't stop, it felt so good! Bweh heh, Grandma's Boy was funny. Anyway....here is the Spiderman 3 trailer:
My nipples are ROCK HARD after seeing that. Oh, and I saw the issue of Civil War where Peter Parker unmasked himself. Kind of underwhelming to say the least but still big for fanboys. Anyway, I am out. Review of Superman Returns and Douche of the Week tomorrow.
Chachi Out.
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Yet Another Drunken Idea
Okay, just a quick update today. Sorry, peeps the bills gotta be paid. So after some great thought I have the next great, alcohol induced idea from your friends at The Passion of Chachi. I will give to you in August....
THE CHACHI AWARDS!!!
Yes, yet another award show. The difference? First off, the peeps choose the winners. Second off, there will be no Paris Hilton. Anywhere. She is SO not invited, I don't need syphilAIDS at my awards gala. I have a lot of the categories chosen and much like Douchebrawl I am open to suggestions from the readers. After all, this is all for the reader(s). Well, reader because let's face it only four people read this thing any-fucking-way.
That being said, stay tuned for more information on The Chachis! The next update will odds are be Saturday because I am going to see Superman Returns on Friday. I hear it kicks all 13 parts of the ass, but that must be seen. Until then, stay up peeps your leader shall return.
IT'S STILL PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
You know, that never gets old to me.
Chachi out.
THE CHACHI AWARDS!!!
Yes, yet another award show. The difference? First off, the peeps choose the winners. Second off, there will be no Paris Hilton. Anywhere. She is SO not invited, I don't need syphilAIDS at my awards gala. I have a lot of the categories chosen and much like Douchebrawl I am open to suggestions from the readers. After all, this is all for the reader(s). Well, reader because let's face it only four people read this thing any-fucking-way.
That being said, stay tuned for more information on The Chachis! The next update will odds are be Saturday because I am going to see Superman Returns on Friday. I hear it kicks all 13 parts of the ass, but that must be seen. Until then, stay up peeps your leader shall return.
IT'S STILL PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
You know, that never gets old to me.
Chachi out.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Down And Out In Denver
Morning peeps! First things first, the FREX can bite me. It left me stranded in Denver on Monday and I had to crash at some friends of mine. Big ups to them, and a super big ups to The Pavillion for the POWER HOUR! I’m cutting back on the drinking, but 2.50 drafts is tempting, even for a beer hater. Can’t beat a bargain, peeps.
So, as the regular readers know, I like Japanese (and to a lesser extent Korean. A REAL lesser extent because they are truly hit or miss with the good and the craptastic) popular music as much if not more than I like US music. Yet I get a lot of questions from some people who are close minded and all around jerkasses about what it sounds like. Well, it is hard to explain but I will try. So today is a special mid-week edition of…
Learnin’ With Master Chief Chachi!!: J-Tunes Edition!
Okay, let us start with a given. If you dig the sultry, border line slutty style of Christina Aguilera but like me think she is the best singer in her class and a kick ass performer then you will love...
Kumi Koda
I have been a fan for a while (never seeing her mind you) of Ms. Koda and then I saw the video for the FF-X2 signature song Real Emotion. By the way, FF-X2 is a very underrated game that if you love the FF series you should check out. Don’t let the ‘girlie’ look fool you, it kicks ass. Anyway, as you have seen from her live performances that I have posted on here she is a very good singer and a better dancer than most of her counterparts. You know the Chachi loves a good show. So if you love female pop with a R&B twist to it give Ms. Koda a listen, Keep in mind it’s in Japanese, but you can get past that after looking at how FINE she is.
Now for the people who want to rock we have two options that are popular. While there is Dir En Grey (who I have been kind of indifferent about) and L~Arc~En~Ciel (HYDE RULES!) they are more the icons of rock. If you are looking for something new school like Hoobastank or Incubus, I recommend
UVERworld
Anyone who reads this knows that I would punch a puppy for a chance to see these guys live just once. Even though they have several songs that are your modern rock tracks, they have a ska and punk mix tossed in there and even some not-so-shitty emo tracks for you My Chemical Romance/Fall Out Boy fans. If you are more of an Evanesence fan we have…
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
I will be the first to admit that I am not the biggest fan of HIGH and MIGHTY but they aren’t bad. They sound a little TOO MUCH like Evanessence but that is just me. Aside from that, Pride for the Gundam opening is worth becoming a fan by itself and makes up for a lot of average tracks they have. Now if you are more a fan of Linkin Park or the Beastie Boys we have my personal fave….
Orange Range
The good thing about Orange Range is that they are kind of all over the place. From Asterisk to Locolotion, their songs are all so far away from eachother musically that it is easy to not get bored with their style, In my opinion, anyway. Also, having a three member singing corps is something that I had never thought would work but the three different voices mixed with a very eclectic song selection make them well worth a listen. For those hip hop fans out there that dig ‘Skateboard P’ and the Neptunes you will love…
M-Flo
If you love beats, you will love M-Flo. If you want to hear good rapping…you may wanna go get some Rip Slyme or Soul’d Out because Verbal is no Jay-Z. Even still, their original work with Lisa has a great vibe (I’m listening to Come Again as I post this. I love that song!) while their whole ‘M-Flo love Everybody’ style reminds me how Ja Rule was everywhere in 2003-2004 but a lot less annoying. Check out ‘Love Bug’ with BoA and ‘Taste Your Stuff (Happy Drive)’ with Bennie K. Both are good stuff. Well, Chachi hopes you have learned from this post. Your homework. Listen to the music at the bottom of the Blog. You won’t be disappointed.
Well, aside from the World Cup it has been a slow week. Oh, except for the flooding in DC. If this isn’t a sign that Uncle Ruckus was right and God really is Ronald Reagan I don’t know what is.
New Orleans AND Washington D.C. within a calendar year hit with floods that were poorly planned for? Not a coincidence. I’m just waiting for Detroit and Oakland to get hit with hurricanes because then we will truly know it is a conspiracy.
Oh, and it has finally come to pass. The Chachi has purchased the greatest instrument since the bass guitar. Which I DON’T OWN…anymore. All I can say to you is MORE COWBELL, PEEPS! Pictures will be up soon.
Well, I am gonna head back to the grind. I will try to put something up either Thursday or Saturday. It depends on how the weekend goes. Be sure to celebrate the biggest birthday of the year this coming Tuesday. No not Santa’s, AMERICAS! Go America, it’s yo birf’day soon! Stay up, peeps.
Oh, hell yes. I have been trying to find this video for years. P-P-P-P-P-UNIT!!
Okay, now Chachi's out.
So, as the regular readers know, I like Japanese (and to a lesser extent Korean. A REAL lesser extent because they are truly hit or miss with the good and the craptastic) popular music as much if not more than I like US music. Yet I get a lot of questions from some people who are close minded and all around jerkasses about what it sounds like. Well, it is hard to explain but I will try. So today is a special mid-week edition of…
Learnin’ With Master Chief Chachi!!: J-Tunes Edition!
Okay, let us start with a given. If you dig the sultry, border line slutty style of Christina Aguilera but like me think she is the best singer in her class and a kick ass performer then you will love...
Kumi Koda
I have been a fan for a while (never seeing her mind you) of Ms. Koda and then I saw the video for the FF-X2 signature song Real Emotion. By the way, FF-X2 is a very underrated game that if you love the FF series you should check out. Don’t let the ‘girlie’ look fool you, it kicks ass. Anyway, as you have seen from her live performances that I have posted on here she is a very good singer and a better dancer than most of her counterparts. You know the Chachi loves a good show. So if you love female pop with a R&B twist to it give Ms. Koda a listen, Keep in mind it’s in Japanese, but you can get past that after looking at how FINE she is.
Now for the people who want to rock we have two options that are popular. While there is Dir En Grey (who I have been kind of indifferent about) and L~Arc~En~Ciel (HYDE RULES!) they are more the icons of rock. If you are looking for something new school like Hoobastank or Incubus, I recommend
UVERworld
Anyone who reads this knows that I would punch a puppy for a chance to see these guys live just once. Even though they have several songs that are your modern rock tracks, they have a ska and punk mix tossed in there and even some not-so-shitty emo tracks for you My Chemical Romance/Fall Out Boy fans. If you are more of an Evanesence fan we have…
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
I will be the first to admit that I am not the biggest fan of HIGH and MIGHTY but they aren’t bad. They sound a little TOO MUCH like Evanessence but that is just me. Aside from that, Pride for the Gundam opening is worth becoming a fan by itself and makes up for a lot of average tracks they have. Now if you are more a fan of Linkin Park or the Beastie Boys we have my personal fave….
Orange Range
The good thing about Orange Range is that they are kind of all over the place. From Asterisk to Locolotion, their songs are all so far away from eachother musically that it is easy to not get bored with their style, In my opinion, anyway. Also, having a three member singing corps is something that I had never thought would work but the three different voices mixed with a very eclectic song selection make them well worth a listen. For those hip hop fans out there that dig ‘Skateboard P’ and the Neptunes you will love…
M-Flo
If you love beats, you will love M-Flo. If you want to hear good rapping…you may wanna go get some Rip Slyme or Soul’d Out because Verbal is no Jay-Z. Even still, their original work with Lisa has a great vibe (I’m listening to Come Again as I post this. I love that song!) while their whole ‘M-Flo love Everybody’ style reminds me how Ja Rule was everywhere in 2003-2004 but a lot less annoying. Check out ‘Love Bug’ with BoA and ‘Taste Your Stuff (Happy Drive)’ with Bennie K. Both are good stuff. Well, Chachi hopes you have learned from this post. Your homework. Listen to the music at the bottom of the Blog. You won’t be disappointed.
Well, aside from the World Cup it has been a slow week. Oh, except for the flooding in DC. If this isn’t a sign that Uncle Ruckus was right and God really is Ronald Reagan I don’t know what is.
New Orleans AND Washington D.C. within a calendar year hit with floods that were poorly planned for? Not a coincidence. I’m just waiting for Detroit and Oakland to get hit with hurricanes because then we will truly know it is a conspiracy.
Oh, and it has finally come to pass. The Chachi has purchased the greatest instrument since the bass guitar. Which I DON’T OWN…anymore. All I can say to you is MORE COWBELL, PEEPS! Pictures will be up soon.
Well, I am gonna head back to the grind. I will try to put something up either Thursday or Saturday. It depends on how the weekend goes. Be sure to celebrate the biggest birthday of the year this coming Tuesday. No not Santa’s, AMERICAS! Go America, it’s yo birf’day soon! Stay up, peeps.
Oh, hell yes. I have been trying to find this video for years. P-P-P-P-P-UNIT!!
Okay, now Chachi's out.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Case of The Mondays.
First off, there is someone out there that I truly need to apologize to. Sorry I missed your birthday, kiddo. I know this doesn't make up for it, but it is a start. That and Bulldog Mansion rules.
Now that I have made amends, good morning, peeps. First things first: did you hear that Kevin is leaving the Backstreet Boys?! NO KEVIN, NOOOOOO!! Which one was he? The old one? Oh yeah, the one with the goatee. No that was AJ. Man, there are no good boy bands left. Even the second rate ones like 98 Degrees and B2K have broken up, and all they did was create filler until we heard what we REALLY wanted to hear, which was 'Bye Bye Bye' because hate all you want, that song kicked ass.
Speaking of kicking ass, as you readers (all five of you) know I have a love/hate relationship with the opposite sex. I believe that I understand the thought process of women, but I don't understand WHY they have that thought process. I don't like it when men say women arent logical because that's not a completely statement. Women DO use logic, they just don't always FOLLOW it. Which is why I have noticed something really interesting: does anyone notice that the amount of derogatory (mainly) hip hop songs about women have not changed? Not only have they not changed, they are TWICE AS PATRONIZING and women love them twice as much.
I remember having this conversation in college with a female student in my Ethnic Studies class about 'Hot In Herre' and how that song was fucking stupid and if I was a woman I would be offended. Yet she defended it by saying it was just a song and she liked to dance to it. First off, I have been to the club and no dancing ever happens. Second off, it is obvious that no one listens to rap music anymore because if they did, they would realize that it just plays to stereotypes and is overall a shity song.
The thing is, most rap songs that are directed toward females are actually condesending and fucking stupid. Yet, much like Blacks and spinning rims (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, MAN! LET THOSE THINGS GO! THEY SPINNING NIGGA, WE GET IT!) no matter how pointless they still have an audience. Now I understand rappers get away with a lot of shit because to an extent they are celebrities and celebrities are better than us. Even still, there are just sometimes where you have to say 'I think I respect myself a little to much to even humor this song' just on principal. Just like that Paris Hilton song. I respect myself (and respect her so little) to listen to that song. I think women should take that route on most songs, but no woman has EVER taken my advice up front only to say that they SHOULD have taken my advice and I can't pull an 'I Told You So.' Learning from mistakes is a novel concept that is lost. Keep in mind that I just learned to do this and I am better for it. Took some slapping around but it was worth it.
Now I just want to say something: I don't have anything against women. I have some things against their actions and decisions but we all do dumb stuff. I know a lot of my rants are rather pointed and can be seen as insulting but it is just tough love. We all need it at some point and it would be better to hear it from me now then after something really bad happens. So ladies, the Chachi loves all of you, he just wants you to be safe and smart and for Christ Sake take care of yourselves. As a matter of fact, here is some Aaron Kwok for the ladies. He's hawt.
Oh, and he's 40 something. You know, I think I'm gonna rant about drinking on my next post. I think it's about time to conquer my demons (I call him Mojito-tron and he is a minty monster that must be tamed! Then enjoyed with a Cuban cigar) and give everyone a little insight to what I have learned over the last few weeks about alcohol and people. Anyway, until then I am so out. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Now that I have made amends, good morning, peeps. First things first: did you hear that Kevin is leaving the Backstreet Boys?! NO KEVIN, NOOOOOO!! Which one was he? The old one? Oh yeah, the one with the goatee. No that was AJ. Man, there are no good boy bands left. Even the second rate ones like 98 Degrees and B2K have broken up, and all they did was create filler until we heard what we REALLY wanted to hear, which was 'Bye Bye Bye' because hate all you want, that song kicked ass.
Speaking of kicking ass, as you readers (all five of you) know I have a love/hate relationship with the opposite sex. I believe that I understand the thought process of women, but I don't understand WHY they have that thought process. I don't like it when men say women arent logical because that's not a completely statement. Women DO use logic, they just don't always FOLLOW it. Which is why I have noticed something really interesting: does anyone notice that the amount of derogatory (mainly) hip hop songs about women have not changed? Not only have they not changed, they are TWICE AS PATRONIZING and women love them twice as much.
I remember having this conversation in college with a female student in my Ethnic Studies class about 'Hot In Herre' and how that song was fucking stupid and if I was a woman I would be offended. Yet she defended it by saying it was just a song and she liked to dance to it. First off, I have been to the club and no dancing ever happens. Second off, it is obvious that no one listens to rap music anymore because if they did, they would realize that it just plays to stereotypes and is overall a shity song.
The thing is, most rap songs that are directed toward females are actually condesending and fucking stupid. Yet, much like Blacks and spinning rims (JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, MAN! LET THOSE THINGS GO! THEY SPINNING NIGGA, WE GET IT!) no matter how pointless they still have an audience. Now I understand rappers get away with a lot of shit because to an extent they are celebrities and celebrities are better than us. Even still, there are just sometimes where you have to say 'I think I respect myself a little to much to even humor this song' just on principal. Just like that Paris Hilton song. I respect myself (and respect her so little) to listen to that song. I think women should take that route on most songs, but no woman has EVER taken my advice up front only to say that they SHOULD have taken my advice and I can't pull an 'I Told You So.' Learning from mistakes is a novel concept that is lost. Keep in mind that I just learned to do this and I am better for it. Took some slapping around but it was worth it.
Now I just want to say something: I don't have anything against women. I have some things against their actions and decisions but we all do dumb stuff. I know a lot of my rants are rather pointed and can be seen as insulting but it is just tough love. We all need it at some point and it would be better to hear it from me now then after something really bad happens. So ladies, the Chachi loves all of you, he just wants you to be safe and smart and for Christ Sake take care of yourselves. As a matter of fact, here is some Aaron Kwok for the ladies. He's hawt.
Oh, and he's 40 something. You know, I think I'm gonna rant about drinking on my next post. I think it's about time to conquer my demons (I call him Mojito-tron and he is a minty monster that must be tamed! Then enjoyed with a Cuban cigar) and give everyone a little insight to what I have learned over the last few weeks about alcohol and people. Anyway, until then I am so out. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Sunday, June 25, 2006
It's Been A Long Time....
Alright, peeps. I know it has been a while since I updated but I had a busy week. I haven't hit ya'll up with anything for about a week and for that I say 'my bad'. I will try to get more updates now on a schedule at least, perhaps 4 times a week or something like that. Can't have a following without a set schedule.
With that being said, how has everyone been? Like I said this has been a busy and awkward week, but that is just to be expected now days for me. Homer Simpson was right, alcohol is the source of and solution to all of lifes problems. Aside from the weirdness, things have been pretty good. Still have all my limbs and I'm learning that sometimes its better to let shit go. Big ups to a certain someone that laid that down to me. Actually three people but hey, I respect anonymity.
Now it is time for the Douche of the Week! Now, I really didn't want to do this. I really felt like I may have been going too far with this rant, but you know what some times shit needs to be said. I am living proof. Two words: 'obsess much?' The answer is yes, and although it took me a LONG ASS TIME to get it through my skull, I understood it was my own mind that was doing the stupid shit and I had to get over it. Here I am a better and wiser (and less drunk) person. That being said, the Douche of the Week is....
PEOPLE WHO LACK COMMON SENSE!!!
Okay, I just read about this article this morning because....well I didn't believe it when I heard about it earlier. I saw it on Save Manny so it must be true and I had to say something. Okay, I know that sexual assault is WRONG, especially on a minor (some needs to explain that to R. Kelly, but that's neither here nor there) and that there is a certain naivete to teenagers that just EXISTS because they don't know about some things. That being said, how can you sue MySpace because you are an idiot? Homer Simpson once said 'It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen'. On the internet, for the most part, there is an accepted truth that people are lying about something. There is an anonymity to your personal attributes that can be fabricated to suit a goal. This dude lied about being 18 (that's the age of High School seniors unless you are Doogie Howser or a fucking dumbass) when he was 19 to attempt to meet a girl that was 14. Now you see, this is where lying ends and common sense begins.
When a man lies to a woman in the club (which is all I see MySpace being, an internet club with no age restrictions), buys a woman a few drinks and says he's the Duke of Fucking Earl A#1 solely for the purpose of getting in her pants that woman has a decision to make. She can either:
1. Call that dude on his bullshit.
or
2. She can say 'Hey, maybe he IS the Duke of Fucking Earl A#1 and I think coming to the conclusion to fuck him is a COMPLETELY rational thought process'
If you as a female do the latter then you are a FUCKING IDIOT WITH NO COMMON SENSE and everything I have ever said on this blog about irresponsibility and women is true. If you do the previous, you rule and I love you because you aren't a complete idiot. We should go to a play or the theater sometime because you appreciate the intricacies of a great show rather than having a prowess to 'drop it like it's hot' or 'getting your eagle on' or whatever new dance moves strippers have created that club-hoppers have made there own.
Now back to the MySpace situation. this becomes a little more difficult because there are teenagers involved. You know what, I am going to level with you. I have six friends (Welcome to the friend list, Jen! I'm hoping to be up to ten by the end of the year!) and one is only a teenager. Despite that, she may be the most brilliant person I fucking know because she GETS IT. She understands where being naive about not knowing ends and where common sense begins. She is rather alert about her own personal safety and unless I am missing something, she knows the difference between having fun and putting herself in danger. The lies men tell (or boys in her case) don't effect her because she CAN TELL THEY ARE LIES and responds accordingly! Quite simply, at five to ten (and more in some cases) years younger than some women I know, she is about twice as smart and is leaps and bounds ahead of them in the common sense department. Why did I say that? Because I honestly believe that we should give more credit to kids and teenagers than we do. They don't need to be sheltered and protected as much as they need leadership. If you give your kids a concept of right and wrong and safety and danger, there is a high probability that situations like this will be avoided.
Now odds are I am wrong and she is the EXCEPTION and high schoolers really do need to be put in a bubble away from the outside world until 16 and then all of a sudden receive a culture shock. Well, that is fine but where do we place the blame? We as Americans love to have a target for our anger from Blacks to Arabs to The Dixie Chicks. It makes us feel like nothing is really our fault even when it is. That is what makes America the greatest country in the world, all the power and none of the blame...from ourselves anyway except for hippies and they aren't real people. Think about it, can we really blame MySpace? In the late 90's and early 2000's the same thing was happening on Yahoo, AOL, ICQ and other messaging and online community site of teenagers meeting with adults and unfortunately getting sexually assaulted. What was done to regulate them? Jack shit. People need to understand that there are just somethings that are gonna happen, and sadly predators on the internet is one of them. It is not like putting restrictions are going to stop older people from getting into the younger sections of the site because its like Griff always says 'If some one REALLY wants something, no matter what you do or how hard you make it they will find a way to get to it because they want it'
I am not saying to not protect kids on the internet. I AM saying that the best protection for a teenager (except for guns because I believe that we all need one. NRA, FOOL! WHAT!) is knowledge. Yes, I am a thinker. Telling your kids what to do if they feel uncomfortable with one someone is doing or saying while on the internet is the first step to preventing situations like this. Second off, I have said this a THOUSAND TIMES. Never give your address or phone number over the internet to people because you don't know them from Adam or Eve. My BILL COLLECTORS don't know my address and phone number! Let alone random people on the internet! Fuck trust, that's just stupid. In closing, you can't blame MySpace for creating a service that people abuse because its like blaming highways for drivers than cause accidents. They are an unforeseen variable that fuck up things for the rest of us. It's just easier to teach people how to be more conscious drivers so they can avoid the idiots. We should teach children to be better internet uses to avoid the perverts. See, I'm not all complaining and hate. I love the kids. JUST NOT IN THAT WAY!!
So...in sadder news Paris Hilton has a new single and video out. Great job, America. First Kevin Federline now this shit. I never thought I would pray for a new Nelly album but I think that is what I have been reduced to. IZ U IZ OR IZ U AIN'T?! No, that man SUCKS. You know who doesn't suck? Sowelu.
Man, that woman is so damn fine I cannot fucking concentrate. You know who she reminds me of? A Japanese Mandy Moore. Just so impossibly cute like a damn kitten. Except you don't want to rub her head. This video makes me wanna rub something if you get my drift. Oh, my sexual innuendo is priceless.
(O_o) Yep, That was GOOOOOOOOOD.
So I can't stand Tyler Perry. I just can't. Oh, and about meeting directly with North Korea? How about NOOOOOO. Find me one person that can look at Kim Gong Il and not laugh at that afro and I will show you someone with no concept of funny. Oh, that and he is BATSHIT CRAZY. I still say we just let Trey and Matt of South Park make fun of him until he finally loses it and threatens us and then we give him the business. Jersey Style.
Well, that's all for now. I will have something in the middle of the week (I PROMISE!!) for the peeps. Gotta keep on track. Well, stay up peeps. De arimasu!
Chachi out.
With that being said, how has everyone been? Like I said this has been a busy and awkward week, but that is just to be expected now days for me. Homer Simpson was right, alcohol is the source of and solution to all of lifes problems. Aside from the weirdness, things have been pretty good. Still have all my limbs and I'm learning that sometimes its better to let shit go. Big ups to a certain someone that laid that down to me. Actually three people but hey, I respect anonymity.
Now it is time for the Douche of the Week! Now, I really didn't want to do this. I really felt like I may have been going too far with this rant, but you know what some times shit needs to be said. I am living proof. Two words: 'obsess much?' The answer is yes, and although it took me a LONG ASS TIME to get it through my skull, I understood it was my own mind that was doing the stupid shit and I had to get over it. Here I am a better and wiser (and less drunk) person. That being said, the Douche of the Week is....
PEOPLE WHO LACK COMMON SENSE!!!
Okay, I just read about this article this morning because....well I didn't believe it when I heard about it earlier. I saw it on Save Manny so it must be true and I had to say something. Okay, I know that sexual assault is WRONG, especially on a minor (some needs to explain that to R. Kelly, but that's neither here nor there) and that there is a certain naivete to teenagers that just EXISTS because they don't know about some things. That being said, how can you sue MySpace because you are an idiot? Homer Simpson once said 'It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen'. On the internet, for the most part, there is an accepted truth that people are lying about something. There is an anonymity to your personal attributes that can be fabricated to suit a goal. This dude lied about being 18 (that's the age of High School seniors unless you are Doogie Howser or a fucking dumbass) when he was 19 to attempt to meet a girl that was 14. Now you see, this is where lying ends and common sense begins.
When a man lies to a woman in the club (which is all I see MySpace being, an internet club with no age restrictions), buys a woman a few drinks and says he's the Duke of Fucking Earl A#1 solely for the purpose of getting in her pants that woman has a decision to make. She can either:
1. Call that dude on his bullshit.
or
2. She can say 'Hey, maybe he IS the Duke of Fucking Earl A#1 and I think coming to the conclusion to fuck him is a COMPLETELY rational thought process'
If you as a female do the latter then you are a FUCKING IDIOT WITH NO COMMON SENSE and everything I have ever said on this blog about irresponsibility and women is true. If you do the previous, you rule and I love you because you aren't a complete idiot. We should go to a play or the theater sometime because you appreciate the intricacies of a great show rather than having a prowess to 'drop it like it's hot' or 'getting your eagle on' or whatever new dance moves strippers have created that club-hoppers have made there own.
Now back to the MySpace situation. this becomes a little more difficult because there are teenagers involved. You know what, I am going to level with you. I have six friends (Welcome to the friend list, Jen! I'm hoping to be up to ten by the end of the year!) and one is only a teenager. Despite that, she may be the most brilliant person I fucking know because she GETS IT. She understands where being naive about not knowing ends and where common sense begins. She is rather alert about her own personal safety and unless I am missing something, she knows the difference between having fun and putting herself in danger. The lies men tell (or boys in her case) don't effect her because she CAN TELL THEY ARE LIES and responds accordingly! Quite simply, at five to ten (and more in some cases) years younger than some women I know, she is about twice as smart and is leaps and bounds ahead of them in the common sense department. Why did I say that? Because I honestly believe that we should give more credit to kids and teenagers than we do. They don't need to be sheltered and protected as much as they need leadership. If you give your kids a concept of right and wrong and safety and danger, there is a high probability that situations like this will be avoided.
Now odds are I am wrong and she is the EXCEPTION and high schoolers really do need to be put in a bubble away from the outside world until 16 and then all of a sudden receive a culture shock. Well, that is fine but where do we place the blame? We as Americans love to have a target for our anger from Blacks to Arabs to The Dixie Chicks. It makes us feel like nothing is really our fault even when it is. That is what makes America the greatest country in the world, all the power and none of the blame...from ourselves anyway except for hippies and they aren't real people. Think about it, can we really blame MySpace? In the late 90's and early 2000's the same thing was happening on Yahoo, AOL, ICQ and other messaging and online community site of teenagers meeting with adults and unfortunately getting sexually assaulted. What was done to regulate them? Jack shit. People need to understand that there are just somethings that are gonna happen, and sadly predators on the internet is one of them. It is not like putting restrictions are going to stop older people from getting into the younger sections of the site because its like Griff always says 'If some one REALLY wants something, no matter what you do or how hard you make it they will find a way to get to it because they want it'
I am not saying to not protect kids on the internet. I AM saying that the best protection for a teenager (except for guns because I believe that we all need one. NRA, FOOL! WHAT!) is knowledge. Yes, I am a thinker. Telling your kids what to do if they feel uncomfortable with one someone is doing or saying while on the internet is the first step to preventing situations like this. Second off, I have said this a THOUSAND TIMES. Never give your address or phone number over the internet to people because you don't know them from Adam or Eve. My BILL COLLECTORS don't know my address and phone number! Let alone random people on the internet! Fuck trust, that's just stupid. In closing, you can't blame MySpace for creating a service that people abuse because its like blaming highways for drivers than cause accidents. They are an unforeseen variable that fuck up things for the rest of us. It's just easier to teach people how to be more conscious drivers so they can avoid the idiots. We should teach children to be better internet uses to avoid the perverts. See, I'm not all complaining and hate. I love the kids. JUST NOT IN THAT WAY!!
So...in sadder news Paris Hilton has a new single and video out. Great job, America. First Kevin Federline now this shit. I never thought I would pray for a new Nelly album but I think that is what I have been reduced to. IZ U IZ OR IZ U AIN'T?! No, that man SUCKS. You know who doesn't suck? Sowelu.
Man, that woman is so damn fine I cannot fucking concentrate. You know who she reminds me of? A Japanese Mandy Moore. Just so impossibly cute like a damn kitten. Except you don't want to rub her head. This video makes me wanna rub something if you get my drift. Oh, my sexual innuendo is priceless.
(O_o) Yep, That was GOOOOOOOOOD.
So I can't stand Tyler Perry. I just can't. Oh, and about meeting directly with North Korea? How about NOOOOOO. Find me one person that can look at Kim Gong Il and not laugh at that afro and I will show you someone with no concept of funny. Oh, that and he is BATSHIT CRAZY. I still say we just let Trey and Matt of South Park make fun of him until he finally loses it and threatens us and then we give him the business. Jersey Style.
Well, that's all for now. I will have something in the middle of the week (I PROMISE!!) for the peeps. Gotta keep on track. Well, stay up peeps. De arimasu!
Chachi out.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
An Apple a Day, Keeps Me Away.
Early morning update today, peeps. Sorry about yesterday, I was just dead tired and a little wigged. And I woke up late this morning to boot. Eh, that's the way things go sometimes.
So yesterday I helped a friend with their iPod (who will remain nameless since I only have like six friends and aside from Zach everyone else wants to be disassociated with this blog and I respect that) and he was just befuddled by it. At first I was just giving a tutorial when I realized: iTunes SUCKS. For an experienced user its cool (although rather basic and all around worthless unless you have an iPod) but for a beginner they might as well attempt to put their thumb up a bears ass because it's just as pointless. I love how they link an iPod to a set of iTunes and PC to discourage piracy, yet in the grand scheme of things Apple has encouraged more piracy than Napster and Lars Ulrich COMBINED by creating the #1 mp3 player out there. Oh, the irony and the hypocracy.
To top it off, Z and I had the discussion about the dumbass Apple commercials. You have seen them. They make the PC look like some stuffy business machine (which is true, seeing as between 90-95% of businesses run on PC's and Windows) while the Mac is a hip, Abercrombie and Fitch reject (yeah, that motherfucker makes me want to buy a Mac. Assholes). The commercials act like PC's are crash prone, virus catching, lame boxes that have no redeeming qualities while the Mac is the greatest thing since feeding the goddamn geese.
Well, let's use a little bit of logic here. I know how most people don't believe in that but fuck them it is my blog. The Mac fits a niche market: video editing (which PC's have caught up to in the last two years but I will give them that), music (which it is a badass in) and graphic design (which PC's do if you get a workstation but the price of those gets WAAAAY up there because I have sold them and the sticker shock is warranted). Aside from that, the Mac is a rather bad investment. Why? Because if you get one, you will be the only one that has it. I love how people say 'it is so easy to use!' Well, if all the software is proprietary of course it's fucking easy to use! It's like the opposite of a Honda, which you can fix with popcorn and boogers rather than, you know, real fucking parts.
The Market. I'm gonna be honest, unless you are a total mouthbreather, you can use a PC. My PC has it's problems, but mainly because of programs that I put on and hardware that I add into it. Seeing as how the third party market is nearly 4 times (if not more, I am basing this of 2004 when I was heavy into tech) larger for the PC as it is for the Mac, compatibility problems are more common with a system that people actually fucking USE.
Crashing and Slowdown. Well, I'm not gonna defend this. It's true that PC's crash a lot. However, put it all into perspective. EVERYTHING CRASHES. It's not a PC problem with crashes (usually), it is a software problem. I used to do tech work and there are a lot of stupid people out there. If you have 18 programs running in the background plus five main programs up some bad things are gonna happen. Like I always say, it comes down to common sense. Computers don't crash for 'no reason' because there has to be a fucking cause for each effect. I learned that in the fifth grade, dammit. If you switch to a Mac because of crashing good luck because you will see that gay ass pinwheel just as often as your CPU slows down and crashes. Oh, and I am sick of Apple users talking about the 'blue screen of death'. You know how many times I have seen that screen? Twice. In 25 years, twice. So shut the fuck up,
Viruses. You know what, this has always been funny. Seeing as how a virus is a malicious (or drug induced if my college days are any indication) attack on a PC's software or code to destroy or disable its abilities, these are created by people. Why? Because people use PC's. A LOT of people. Think of it like this: North Korea is building missles that can hit the United States. Those missles can also hit Canada, right? Does anyone give a shit? No, because no one gives a shit about Canada. Same with viruses. No one gives a shit about a Mac. Maybe if the Mac had actual importance in the business (and consumer) world people would create viruses for it. It's lonely being the only kid without a cold because you don't have friends, isnt it? Now take your sorry ass to class while the PC's stay home and play Earthworm Jim all day, you fucking pussy.
What's even worse is the reaching that Apple is doing.
These commercials are almost as fucking bad as the Truth commercials (and I hate those fucking commercials so much that on June 30th I am going to smoke in every bar in Denver. WHO IS COMING WITH ME?!) In the latest ad, they hype how you can put Windows on the Mac platform. Why put Windows...on a Mac? To make it just like a PC? That is your whole pitch is that you ARE NOT LIKE A FUCKING PC!! You have just screwed up your whole campaign! Great job, Apple. And does every fucking Mac user have that gay ass goatee? The answer is yes, even the females. They are like hippies and you KNOW how I feel about fucking hippies. So in closing, Macs are cool but they are not better than PC's unless you use them for a specific purpose. And if you use a Mac because PC's are 'difficult' then you are a fucking mouth breather and we didn't need you any-damn-way. Oh, and for those asking what a mouth breather is, here is an example:
I think this spoof puts it all into perspective, doesn't it?
Well, it's about time for me to head out. I will try to be back tomorrow, seeing as yesterday I had the most visitors to the blog ever (30 people?! Hells yeah, welcome to the Passion!) and I want to keep the peeps entertained. Till then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
So yesterday I helped a friend with their iPod (who will remain nameless since I only have like six friends and aside from Zach everyone else wants to be disassociated with this blog and I respect that) and he was just befuddled by it. At first I was just giving a tutorial when I realized: iTunes SUCKS. For an experienced user its cool (although rather basic and all around worthless unless you have an iPod) but for a beginner they might as well attempt to put their thumb up a bears ass because it's just as pointless. I love how they link an iPod to a set of iTunes and PC to discourage piracy, yet in the grand scheme of things Apple has encouraged more piracy than Napster and Lars Ulrich COMBINED by creating the #1 mp3 player out there. Oh, the irony and the hypocracy.
To top it off, Z and I had the discussion about the dumbass Apple commercials. You have seen them. They make the PC look like some stuffy business machine (which is true, seeing as between 90-95% of businesses run on PC's and Windows) while the Mac is a hip, Abercrombie and Fitch reject (yeah, that motherfucker makes me want to buy a Mac. Assholes). The commercials act like PC's are crash prone, virus catching, lame boxes that have no redeeming qualities while the Mac is the greatest thing since feeding the goddamn geese.
Well, let's use a little bit of logic here. I know how most people don't believe in that but fuck them it is my blog. The Mac fits a niche market: video editing (which PC's have caught up to in the last two years but I will give them that), music (which it is a badass in) and graphic design (which PC's do if you get a workstation but the price of those gets WAAAAY up there because I have sold them and the sticker shock is warranted). Aside from that, the Mac is a rather bad investment. Why? Because if you get one, you will be the only one that has it. I love how people say 'it is so easy to use!' Well, if all the software is proprietary of course it's fucking easy to use! It's like the opposite of a Honda, which you can fix with popcorn and boogers rather than, you know, real fucking parts.
The Market. I'm gonna be honest, unless you are a total mouthbreather, you can use a PC. My PC has it's problems, but mainly because of programs that I put on and hardware that I add into it. Seeing as how the third party market is nearly 4 times (if not more, I am basing this of 2004 when I was heavy into tech) larger for the PC as it is for the Mac, compatibility problems are more common with a system that people actually fucking USE.
Crashing and Slowdown. Well, I'm not gonna defend this. It's true that PC's crash a lot. However, put it all into perspective. EVERYTHING CRASHES. It's not a PC problem with crashes (usually), it is a software problem. I used to do tech work and there are a lot of stupid people out there. If you have 18 programs running in the background plus five main programs up some bad things are gonna happen. Like I always say, it comes down to common sense. Computers don't crash for 'no reason' because there has to be a fucking cause for each effect. I learned that in the fifth grade, dammit. If you switch to a Mac because of crashing good luck because you will see that gay ass pinwheel just as often as your CPU slows down and crashes. Oh, and I am sick of Apple users talking about the 'blue screen of death'. You know how many times I have seen that screen? Twice. In 25 years, twice. So shut the fuck up,
Viruses. You know what, this has always been funny. Seeing as how a virus is a malicious (or drug induced if my college days are any indication) attack on a PC's software or code to destroy or disable its abilities, these are created by people. Why? Because people use PC's. A LOT of people. Think of it like this: North Korea is building missles that can hit the United States. Those missles can also hit Canada, right? Does anyone give a shit? No, because no one gives a shit about Canada. Same with viruses. No one gives a shit about a Mac. Maybe if the Mac had actual importance in the business (and consumer) world people would create viruses for it. It's lonely being the only kid without a cold because you don't have friends, isnt it? Now take your sorry ass to class while the PC's stay home and play Earthworm Jim all day, you fucking pussy.
What's even worse is the reaching that Apple is doing.
These commercials are almost as fucking bad as the Truth commercials (and I hate those fucking commercials so much that on June 30th I am going to smoke in every bar in Denver. WHO IS COMING WITH ME?!) In the latest ad, they hype how you can put Windows on the Mac platform. Why put Windows...on a Mac? To make it just like a PC? That is your whole pitch is that you ARE NOT LIKE A FUCKING PC!! You have just screwed up your whole campaign! Great job, Apple. And does every fucking Mac user have that gay ass goatee? The answer is yes, even the females. They are like hippies and you KNOW how I feel about fucking hippies. So in closing, Macs are cool but they are not better than PC's unless you use them for a specific purpose. And if you use a Mac because PC's are 'difficult' then you are a fucking mouth breather and we didn't need you any-damn-way. Oh, and for those asking what a mouth breather is, here is an example:
I think this spoof puts it all into perspective, doesn't it?
Well, it's about time for me to head out. I will try to be back tomorrow, seeing as yesterday I had the most visitors to the blog ever (30 people?! Hells yeah, welcome to the Passion!) and I want to keep the peeps entertained. Till then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
Monday, June 19, 2006
I Have Been Dishonored....
Sorry peeps, no real update today. Just got home and I am just flat out tired. I will try to drop something for you all tomorrow if I get home earlier, though. I also seem to have misplaced my pants. That itself isn't so bad, but you kind of want to know the whereabouts of your pants. Anyway, I'm off to bed. Stay up peeps and be patient: I will return to you soon.
Chachi out.
Chachi out.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
The Days Are Just Packed
Okay, I am aware there hasn't been an update in a few days. For that peeps, I apologize. Friday was a tad hectic (and on the awkward end of the spectrum but that is to be expected in the Life and Times of Chachi) and Saturday was an all day event. I am hoping that the updates stay rather frequent (once a day) after things get rolling. Gotta keep the peeps satisfied.
Well, first things first. Time for the Douche of the Week! Now one guy had a lock on this honor as of Friday, but luckily I didn't update it then because someone else deserved this A HELL OF A LOT MORE than him. Meanwhile, there was another idiot that I wanted to award Douche of the Week to but I figure there are multiple more times for this dipshit to win this so I passed for now. Here we are, the runners up for Douche of the Week!
#3 Ben Roethlisberger
Tragic fact that he almost died aside (did you see that pool of blood where his his head reportedly landed? Hachi-machi!), the man is a dipshit. I will always feel that if you ride a motorcycle without a helmet that you are helping the natural order of things. The fact that your ass ill likely die really helps out those of us smart enough to wear helmets or just not ride period. I remember him talking about how he is 'oh, so safe' and didn't wear a helmet because he was such a great rider. PISS OFF. Do you think his dumb ass would refuse to wear a helmet on the field? Hell no (because I think it's a rule, for one) because that is fucking stupid. Running into a linebacker is not a dangerous or deadly as being tossed off a motorcycle going 45MPH. I don't have any science to back that statement up, but it doesn't matter. Both are dangerous and both require protection. Thanks, Ben. You just made your state proud, you backward fucker. Oh, and about being saved by the grace of god: fuck him too. If he is willing to save dipshits like you and Kellen Winslow but let John Ritter die then god is an asshat.
#2 Britney Spears
Yeah, she will be on this list A-FUCKING-LOT. Aside from the fact that she has been reduced to a baby factory (albeit wealthy baby factory) to the most worthless human being in the history of the world, she seems to be lacking standard skills for a mother (which is a touchy subject for me because I try to never judge people's parenting skills because I am not one. Yet, I feel like she is one more dumb ass move from having that kid taken away) and has a husband that just doesn't fucking get how to not be a fucktard, Britney is still a fucking idiot. Now that she is 'reportedly' going to head to Namibia to birth the second 'Spawn of Stupid' (which is being debated about on the validity of the claim) I can officially say that she deserves to be up here. First off, be original. With Brad Pitt and Angelina Whorelie (yeah, a friend of mine pointed out she is a huge ass hypocrite and I have to agree with her about it) going to another country to escape the paparazzi because...well Brad was a fucking tool and Angelina is insane (Cambodian immigrants? Bitch, please! Humanitarian or not, like Carlos Mencia said there are good old American orphans than need homes you uppity bitch! We are at fucking war, TRAITOR!). Britney is (supposedly) going to Namibia because quite simply with wild animals, insane heat and lack of child labor laws until 2007 she won't look like an utter and complete dipshit as a parent. I really wanted to give her the first Douche of the Week award, even if the Namibia shit was false because she should have beat Heather Graham in Douchebrawl. I know its up to the peeps, but I really don't see Heather Graham being worse than Britney. Anyway, after a week like that, someone REALLY had to be a Douche to top that. So who is the first Douche of the Week?
#1 Jack Black
So, I went to see Nacho Libre this weekend. And...um...I wanted to punch a kitten. Dead in the face. That was the only way I could get that movie out of my mind. I should have known when I saw the movie poster:
That I was in for a shitty experience. This movie had only ONE funny scene, and it involved and ugly Latino (btw, Jared Hess must hate Mexicans because every one in this movie was borderline retarded. That was NOT COOL. That and he is a member of Church of Latter Day Saints which makes him a tard and worthy of a beatdown), a buttery corn cob and an orifice. Yeah, and the shit wasn't even that funny. You know what? Jack Black isn't really all that funny either. I mean he's funnier than Carrot Top but so is sodomy. The guy had one good movie (School of Rock had it's moments and Saving Silverman was BAD ASS, mainly because of Steve Zahn and the military dude) and riding that bitch 'till the wheels fall off. He wasn't even on the radar until this shitfest, and sadly it's the #2 movie in America. Which proves that we NEED the electoral college because Donald Duck or Spongebob Squarepants would be President right now if people really voted. In closing, Jack Black, you are the first Douche of the Week for 2006! Congratulations and I want my $9.50 back, you fucker.
Now, for pointless fun. This has nothing to do with anything. It's just funny as hell.
I can't wait for season three of Drawn Together. People who hate that show don't know funny. Especially the Ling-Ling getting surgery episode. Oh, and the lost episode when they were erasing racist cartoons? Fucking SWEET.
Okay, I never thought I would say this. I prayed for the day it would happen and now that it has I am just getting irritated with it.
ENOUGH WITH THE ATL!!
Being a native of Georgia, I was happy to see Atlanta make it big with Lil Jon, Outkast, Goodie Mobb and Ludacris all becoming stars. Now...it's just getting redundant. All the songs sound the same, which has ALWAYS been a problem and now artists are beginning to overlap. Why in the fuck is Sean Paul from the Youngbloodz in three songs?! He SUCKS IT HARD compared to other MC's from Georgia. To top it off, those three songs sound like the SAME FUCKING SONG! I mean Jeebus! All of these things need to go:
Snapping (Fucking stupid now. I was down for it in the beginning, now it just looks like spastic fits)
Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It (Yeah, liked the song hated the dance. It's not really a dance as much as its a survival technique on a capsizing vessel)
Anything Lil' Jon Has Said. EVER (It's over. It was over when Dave Chappelle PARODIED IT, assholes. The next person that says 'crunk' gets slapped across the face with a T.I. CD)
That Dumb Ass Motorcycle Dance (Not sure who invented it or why, but let it the fuck go. It may be the most asinine dance since 'Da Dip'. Well, maybe not because that dance was FUCKING SHIT)
USHER IS NOT A GENRE OF MUSIC!!! God dammit if have to tell your fool asses one more time. Sammie, Chris Brown, Mario (that guy fell off the face of the planet AGAIN) Lloyd (Him too. I liked Southside) and Ne-Yo really are the same guy. It's like Usher has created dopplegangers of himself with less talent to tide people over until they miss him and he comes to save us from their crapitude. Well I am not falling for it, Usher. I am on to your little game and IT WILL NOT WORK! I see through you like your sincerity. You are officially on THE LIST, Usher. Your evil must be stopped!
Grillz I know that they are not really an Atlanta thing, but I hate those shits. You know, people may question my 'Niggaploma' because I was raised in the suburbs and am thoroughly against ignorance (which is now about 70% of what being Black is all about) but the thought that there are people willing to put metal in their mouth on purpose for the sake of fashion shows that maybe we haven't come as far as we thought as a people. If not wanting to be weighed down with enough metal to be beaten by Homeland Security at DIA (because I am waiting for the day that some Black dude gets his shit kicked in because he has a Grill on by the crack airport security) makes me a punk then fuck it. I will be the punk without a glove up my ass and a billy club around my neck. Besides, like Stephen Colbert says: I didn't sell out to America, America bought in to the Chachi.
Man, now I am all pissed off. So, about my statement Usher not being a genre of music. Se7en seems to have figured it out. If you mix enough styles, you get one that is so convoluted that people just stop trying to create one for you. Besides, Se7en kicks ass.
You know, it's a shame that he looks like a hippie now. He's going through that Justin Timberlake 'jew-fro' thing he had going on for about 4 months. Hopefully he will grow out of it because he looks like he needs a Vietnam to thin out his ranks if you know what I mean. Get a haircut, hippie!
Well, I gotta enjoy the rest of my weekend because this next week is gonna be a bitch. Ya'll stay up and I will try to have better updates during the week for you guys.
Chachi out.
Well, first things first. Time for the Douche of the Week! Now one guy had a lock on this honor as of Friday, but luckily I didn't update it then because someone else deserved this A HELL OF A LOT MORE than him. Meanwhile, there was another idiot that I wanted to award Douche of the Week to but I figure there are multiple more times for this dipshit to win this so I passed for now. Here we are, the runners up for Douche of the Week!
#3 Ben Roethlisberger
Tragic fact that he almost died aside (did you see that pool of blood where his his head reportedly landed? Hachi-machi!), the man is a dipshit. I will always feel that if you ride a motorcycle without a helmet that you are helping the natural order of things. The fact that your ass ill likely die really helps out those of us smart enough to wear helmets or just not ride period. I remember him talking about how he is 'oh, so safe' and didn't wear a helmet because he was such a great rider. PISS OFF. Do you think his dumb ass would refuse to wear a helmet on the field? Hell no (because I think it's a rule, for one) because that is fucking stupid. Running into a linebacker is not a dangerous or deadly as being tossed off a motorcycle going 45MPH. I don't have any science to back that statement up, but it doesn't matter. Both are dangerous and both require protection. Thanks, Ben. You just made your state proud, you backward fucker. Oh, and about being saved by the grace of god: fuck him too. If he is willing to save dipshits like you and Kellen Winslow but let John Ritter die then god is an asshat.
#2 Britney Spears
Yeah, she will be on this list A-FUCKING-LOT. Aside from the fact that she has been reduced to a baby factory (albeit wealthy baby factory) to the most worthless human being in the history of the world, she seems to be lacking standard skills for a mother (which is a touchy subject for me because I try to never judge people's parenting skills because I am not one. Yet, I feel like she is one more dumb ass move from having that kid taken away) and has a husband that just doesn't fucking get how to not be a fucktard, Britney is still a fucking idiot. Now that she is 'reportedly' going to head to Namibia to birth the second 'Spawn of Stupid' (which is being debated about on the validity of the claim) I can officially say that she deserves to be up here. First off, be original. With Brad Pitt and Angelina Whorelie (yeah, a friend of mine pointed out she is a huge ass hypocrite and I have to agree with her about it) going to another country to escape the paparazzi because...well Brad was a fucking tool and Angelina is insane (Cambodian immigrants? Bitch, please! Humanitarian or not, like Carlos Mencia said there are good old American orphans than need homes you uppity bitch! We are at fucking war, TRAITOR!). Britney is (supposedly) going to Namibia because quite simply with wild animals, insane heat and lack of child labor laws until 2007 she won't look like an utter and complete dipshit as a parent. I really wanted to give her the first Douche of the Week award, even if the Namibia shit was false because she should have beat Heather Graham in Douchebrawl. I know its up to the peeps, but I really don't see Heather Graham being worse than Britney. Anyway, after a week like that, someone REALLY had to be a Douche to top that. So who is the first Douche of the Week?
#1 Jack Black
So, I went to see Nacho Libre this weekend. And...um...I wanted to punch a kitten. Dead in the face. That was the only way I could get that movie out of my mind. I should have known when I saw the movie poster:
That I was in for a shitty experience. This movie had only ONE funny scene, and it involved and ugly Latino (btw, Jared Hess must hate Mexicans because every one in this movie was borderline retarded. That was NOT COOL. That and he is a member of Church of Latter Day Saints which makes him a tard and worthy of a beatdown), a buttery corn cob and an orifice. Yeah, and the shit wasn't even that funny. You know what? Jack Black isn't really all that funny either. I mean he's funnier than Carrot Top but so is sodomy. The guy had one good movie (School of Rock had it's moments and Saving Silverman was BAD ASS, mainly because of Steve Zahn and the military dude) and riding that bitch 'till the wheels fall off. He wasn't even on the radar until this shitfest, and sadly it's the #2 movie in America. Which proves that we NEED the electoral college because Donald Duck or Spongebob Squarepants would be President right now if people really voted. In closing, Jack Black, you are the first Douche of the Week for 2006! Congratulations and I want my $9.50 back, you fucker.
Now, for pointless fun. This has nothing to do with anything. It's just funny as hell.
I can't wait for season three of Drawn Together. People who hate that show don't know funny. Especially the Ling-Ling getting surgery episode. Oh, and the lost episode when they were erasing racist cartoons? Fucking SWEET.
Okay, I never thought I would say this. I prayed for the day it would happen and now that it has I am just getting irritated with it.
ENOUGH WITH THE ATL!!
Being a native of Georgia, I was happy to see Atlanta make it big with Lil Jon, Outkast, Goodie Mobb and Ludacris all becoming stars. Now...it's just getting redundant. All the songs sound the same, which has ALWAYS been a problem and now artists are beginning to overlap. Why in the fuck is Sean Paul from the Youngbloodz in three songs?! He SUCKS IT HARD compared to other MC's from Georgia. To top it off, those three songs sound like the SAME FUCKING SONG! I mean Jeebus! All of these things need to go:
Snapping (Fucking stupid now. I was down for it in the beginning, now it just looks like spastic fits)
Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It (Yeah, liked the song hated the dance. It's not really a dance as much as its a survival technique on a capsizing vessel)
Anything Lil' Jon Has Said. EVER (It's over. It was over when Dave Chappelle PARODIED IT, assholes. The next person that says 'crunk' gets slapped across the face with a T.I. CD)
That Dumb Ass Motorcycle Dance (Not sure who invented it or why, but let it the fuck go. It may be the most asinine dance since 'Da Dip'. Well, maybe not because that dance was FUCKING SHIT)
USHER IS NOT A GENRE OF MUSIC!!! God dammit if have to tell your fool asses one more time. Sammie, Chris Brown, Mario (that guy fell off the face of the planet AGAIN) Lloyd (Him too. I liked Southside) and Ne-Yo really are the same guy. It's like Usher has created dopplegangers of himself with less talent to tide people over until they miss him and he comes to save us from their crapitude. Well I am not falling for it, Usher. I am on to your little game and IT WILL NOT WORK! I see through you like your sincerity. You are officially on THE LIST, Usher. Your evil must be stopped!
Grillz I know that they are not really an Atlanta thing, but I hate those shits. You know, people may question my 'Niggaploma' because I was raised in the suburbs and am thoroughly against ignorance (which is now about 70% of what being Black is all about) but the thought that there are people willing to put metal in their mouth on purpose for the sake of fashion shows that maybe we haven't come as far as we thought as a people. If not wanting to be weighed down with enough metal to be beaten by Homeland Security at DIA (because I am waiting for the day that some Black dude gets his shit kicked in because he has a Grill on by the crack airport security) makes me a punk then fuck it. I will be the punk without a glove up my ass and a billy club around my neck. Besides, like Stephen Colbert says: I didn't sell out to America, America bought in to the Chachi.
Man, now I am all pissed off. So, about my statement Usher not being a genre of music. Se7en seems to have figured it out. If you mix enough styles, you get one that is so convoluted that people just stop trying to create one for you. Besides, Se7en kicks ass.
You know, it's a shame that he looks like a hippie now. He's going through that Justin Timberlake 'jew-fro' thing he had going on for about 4 months. Hopefully he will grow out of it because he looks like he needs a Vietnam to thin out his ranks if you know what I mean. Get a haircut, hippie!
Well, I gotta enjoy the rest of my weekend because this next week is gonna be a bitch. Ya'll stay up and I will try to have better updates during the week for you guys.
Chachi out.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
I Filled The Cup. Again.
Okay, peeps. There will be no update this evening. I am writing this because I have just purchased the greatest book in the history of man. The sight of Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Walken punching the hell out of Tom Cruise while a ninja pirate (yes, there are two on the planet) slices his skull open while roundhouse kicking a puppy would pale in comparison to the greatness of this book. That means it is good. I have just finished The Alphabet of Manliness and I must say it has changed my life. I will let YOU read it and not review it, as my words could not do Maddox’s greatness justice.
I will try to update and unveil the Douche of the Week tomorrow, but it may be on Saturday afternoon if I go with my insane ass plans. Oh, and dare I say that this is the greatest day ever. First Maddox’s book, and an hour and a half of new Bleach in the last two days? Oh yeah, this is day is gonna be BAD ASS. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
I will try to update and unveil the Douche of the Week tomorrow, but it may be on Saturday afternoon if I go with my insane ass plans. Oh, and dare I say that this is the greatest day ever. First Maddox’s book, and an hour and a half of new Bleach in the last two days? Oh yeah, this is day is gonna be BAD ASS. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
My Camera Has A Wizard.
Man, that commercial is funny as hell. Anyway, good early ass morning peeps. As most of my friends are college grads, high schoolers out on vacation or just bums I am sure that you arent even awake right now. You are the smart ones.
As you all know, Steven Colbert has been one step ahead of me for about ten months now. I began my fight to end the Bear Revolution in college but Mr. Colbert beat me to the punch of bringing it nationwide. That and people actually like/listen to him. It's hard to start a movement when you are threatening to beat people with a cactus on a stick every five minutes. Also, he has 'On Notice' while in college I had 'The List' which I want to bring back to the blog but that would just be redundant at this point. Damn you, Stephen Colbert and your quick mind. No alcohol mean me no correctly function. With that being said, I would like to give advice to the peeps. A lot of peeps have given me help over the last few weeks and I would like to return the favor to the world, minus Canada. So send your questions in a comment or in an e-mail to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com and I will give you a little bit of advice. I was gonna do 'Ask A Pirate' post once a week, but I gotta be totally ripped to do that.
I WILL however add a new weekly post to the blog. In accordinance with Douchebrawl (because it RULED) I will have the Douche of the Week every Friday or Saturday morning (depending on whether it is party time on Friday night) so keep your eyes out.
Alright, it's rant time. Yesterday there was a spirited discussion with a few friends and I about this report. It was stated that although Hitler's douchebaggery is well documented (not according to Iran, but to the rest of the SANE WORLD it's known) that he actually did a lot to rebuild Germany and was one drunken stupor in a bunker from ruling the world. Well, I wont go THAT FAR but I will agree with one point: its not logical to place someone in a box forever for one action, though his action was a fucking DOO-ZY. Now keep in mind, Hitler ended up trying to wipe out a whole race of people and made it impossible to wear that mustache anymore (behind the porn star and the handle bar it IS the collest 'stache out there) so like I said; his track record for douchebaggery is well defined. The example of Abe Lincoln was brought up. Now I knew that Abe was considered borderline nuts and used the press to bash his enemies (like Eminem in a crappy hat. Seriously, Abe was SUCH a fashion disaster). The fact that he was challenged to a duel? Priceless. Even though he became a 'great' president after the fact, mainly due to necussity because his as was GRASS if he didnt change his ways, he was still a jerk in the previous years. Does that knock out what he did later? Not in the eyes of America. I remember Chris Rock bringing up the fact that Rudy Guiliani was still the dude that wanted to launch the homeless into space after everyone was jangling his balls after 9/11. Did the fact that he was a below par mayor (Although he really did launch the homeless into outerspace. Really cleaned up the place, know what I mean?) prior to 9/11 overshadow his leadership? No, although Harrison Ford would have done a better job. The man has been on the Millenium Falcon AND Air Force One. AND he melted Nazis! BEAT THAT, GIULIANI!
Well, times are different now. As Rob Lowe, Terrell Owens, Robert Downey Jr. and the King of R&Pee (R. Kelly for the new readers) have proven, you can be have past indescretions looked over if you...make the Ignition Remix.
Well, that's all for now. That was less a rant, more a commentary and observation. Well, I am out for now. I will try to post something tomorrow morning for you all. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
Dont forget, Silly Hat Day on Friday!!
(Update: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! Oh yeah, I'm gonna rant about this shit today or tomorrow morning. It is FRIED CHICKEN, people. FRIED. People are so fucking stupid. Chachi out again.)
As you all know, Steven Colbert has been one step ahead of me for about ten months now. I began my fight to end the Bear Revolution in college but Mr. Colbert beat me to the punch of bringing it nationwide. That and people actually like/listen to him. It's hard to start a movement when you are threatening to beat people with a cactus on a stick every five minutes. Also, he has 'On Notice' while in college I had 'The List' which I want to bring back to the blog but that would just be redundant at this point. Damn you, Stephen Colbert and your quick mind. No alcohol mean me no correctly function. With that being said, I would like to give advice to the peeps. A lot of peeps have given me help over the last few weeks and I would like to return the favor to the world, minus Canada. So send your questions in a comment or in an e-mail to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com and I will give you a little bit of advice. I was gonna do 'Ask A Pirate' post once a week, but I gotta be totally ripped to do that.
I WILL however add a new weekly post to the blog. In accordinance with Douchebrawl (because it RULED) I will have the Douche of the Week every Friday or Saturday morning (depending on whether it is party time on Friday night) so keep your eyes out.
Alright, it's rant time. Yesterday there was a spirited discussion with a few friends and I about this report. It was stated that although Hitler's douchebaggery is well documented (not according to Iran, but to the rest of the SANE WORLD it's known) that he actually did a lot to rebuild Germany and was one drunken stupor in a bunker from ruling the world. Well, I wont go THAT FAR but I will agree with one point: its not logical to place someone in a box forever for one action, though his action was a fucking DOO-ZY. Now keep in mind, Hitler ended up trying to wipe out a whole race of people and made it impossible to wear that mustache anymore (behind the porn star and the handle bar it IS the collest 'stache out there) so like I said; his track record for douchebaggery is well defined. The example of Abe Lincoln was brought up. Now I knew that Abe was considered borderline nuts and used the press to bash his enemies (like Eminem in a crappy hat. Seriously, Abe was SUCH a fashion disaster). The fact that he was challenged to a duel? Priceless. Even though he became a 'great' president after the fact, mainly due to necussity because his as was GRASS if he didnt change his ways, he was still a jerk in the previous years. Does that knock out what he did later? Not in the eyes of America. I remember Chris Rock bringing up the fact that Rudy Guiliani was still the dude that wanted to launch the homeless into space after everyone was jangling his balls after 9/11. Did the fact that he was a below par mayor (Although he really did launch the homeless into outerspace. Really cleaned up the place, know what I mean?) prior to 9/11 overshadow his leadership? No, although Harrison Ford would have done a better job. The man has been on the Millenium Falcon AND Air Force One. AND he melted Nazis! BEAT THAT, GIULIANI!
Well, times are different now. As Rob Lowe, Terrell Owens, Robert Downey Jr. and the King of R&Pee (R. Kelly for the new readers) have proven, you can be have past indescretions looked over if you...make the Ignition Remix.
Well, that's all for now. That was less a rant, more a commentary and observation. Well, I am out for now. I will try to post something tomorrow morning for you all. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
Dont forget, Silly Hat Day on Friday!!
(Update: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! Oh yeah, I'm gonna rant about this shit today or tomorrow morning. It is FRIED CHICKEN, people. FRIED. People are so fucking stupid. Chachi out again.)
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
One Of These Days, Alice...
Hey, peeps. All of you are probably sleeping as I write this, so good morning to you. Brush your damn teeth, too. Morning breath is fun for no one.
First off, good news on the bear front. It seems that there is dissension in the ranks of the polar bear, or as I all them the 'Artic Marines of the Bear Kingdom'. As good as this news may seem to be, lets not forget that the polar bears arent the ones we need to be worried about. Pandas are the real leaders of the Bear Revolution. Quasi-thumbs and the ability to talk (albeit in broken english) make them the biggest threat. Oh, and for those that keep on saying that koalas arent really bears: does it matter when they are ripping off your face? Hells the no, peeps. Remember, cute and cuddly is a disguise. A koala bear can tear your arms off without breaking a sweat.
Now, time for a recurring segement on the blog that has been gone for a while. Here is...
OVERRATED/UNDERRATED
Overrated: Wal-Mart
That's right, I went there. I am really beginning to strongly dislike the Mart. Aside from the fact that the prices are no longer that low, the corporate structure of that company is jacked. They mainly live under the credo of....FUCK THE EMPLOYEE. I have had three friends work for the Mart and say nothing but bad things about the experience. From shitty leadership to even worse co-workers I have heard it all. To top it off, by opening the high end stores in Texas they officially are on 'The List'. Why in the fuck would you buy sushi from WAL-MART?! SUSHI?! I'm sure that's exactly what the NASCAR crowd is looking for when they go to The Mart: a Dale Jr. hat, some Bud and a Dragon Roll and unagi. Yeah the fuck right. Wal-Mart can go to hell and take that freaky smiling, bouncing head with you.
Underrated: Silly Hats
Silly hats rule. Nuff' Said.
Chachi decrees this Friday (6/16/2006) as SILLY HAT DAY!!! Everyone wear your silly hat no matter where you work. Everyone needs a day to just wear a silly hat and let it all go. I think that everyone should put on a silly hat, get in a line and dance to this groovy ditty right here:
CHACHI WA SILLY HAT-O! Three days until Silly Hat Day! Let's get silly!
Well, that is it for now. I always talk about 'The List' so I think I'm gonna do a 'Threatdown' type of segment on the blog once a week. I'll think about it. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
First off, good news on the bear front. It seems that there is dissension in the ranks of the polar bear, or as I all them the 'Artic Marines of the Bear Kingdom'. As good as this news may seem to be, lets not forget that the polar bears arent the ones we need to be worried about. Pandas are the real leaders of the Bear Revolution. Quasi-thumbs and the ability to talk (albeit in broken english) make them the biggest threat. Oh, and for those that keep on saying that koalas arent really bears: does it matter when they are ripping off your face? Hells the no, peeps. Remember, cute and cuddly is a disguise. A koala bear can tear your arms off without breaking a sweat.
Now, time for a recurring segement on the blog that has been gone for a while. Here is...
OVERRATED/UNDERRATED
Overrated: Wal-Mart
That's right, I went there. I am really beginning to strongly dislike the Mart. Aside from the fact that the prices are no longer that low, the corporate structure of that company is jacked. They mainly live under the credo of....FUCK THE EMPLOYEE. I have had three friends work for the Mart and say nothing but bad things about the experience. From shitty leadership to even worse co-workers I have heard it all. To top it off, by opening the high end stores in Texas they officially are on 'The List'. Why in the fuck would you buy sushi from WAL-MART?! SUSHI?! I'm sure that's exactly what the NASCAR crowd is looking for when they go to The Mart: a Dale Jr. hat, some Bud and a Dragon Roll and unagi. Yeah the fuck right. Wal-Mart can go to hell and take that freaky smiling, bouncing head with you.
Underrated: Silly Hats
Silly hats rule. Nuff' Said.
Chachi decrees this Friday (6/16/2006) as SILLY HAT DAY!!! Everyone wear your silly hat no matter where you work. Everyone needs a day to just wear a silly hat and let it all go. I think that everyone should put on a silly hat, get in a line and dance to this groovy ditty right here:
CHACHI WA SILLY HAT-O! Three days until Silly Hat Day! Let's get silly!
Well, that is it for now. I always talk about 'The List' so I think I'm gonna do a 'Threatdown' type of segment on the blog once a week. I'll think about it. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Monday, June 12, 2006
Monday Sucks.
Morning, peeps. I just noticed that yesterday was my 125th post! Hooray for...hell I dunno this thing is kind of all over the place. Just wanted to thank the readers because without you, I'm just writing to vent and entertain myself. Seeing as how things are not as crappy as they were a few weeks back, the blog can only go up from here. Although I said the same thing about hip hop after Grillz yet here we are.
So while hanging out with Zach, I had a huge case of deja vu. Just sitting there, I asked 'What ever happened to Usher? He used to be everywhere like two years ago!' He said 'You know, I had this same conversation with someone else in 2003, man.' It was odd, because I had the same coversation with Griff in 2003 AND 2001 AND 1998. If there was ever a man that makes a comeback after a hiatus, it is Usher. I mean seriously, he falls off the face of the universe and just shows up out of nowhere, captures our attention and then disappears again. Then, as soon as he hears someone say 'Remember Usher? I loved 'U Make Me Wanna' or 'Man, 'Yeah!' was tight banging!' he comes back with a hit. With this being said, I am sure Usher's new single will be out in time for the summer season. It's just fate. YEAH!!
Speaking of Usher, I said the other day that Se7en could dance Usher (and Justin Timberlake) under the table.
I stand by my statement, peeps. Now you know I love the J-pop (and to a lesser extent K-Pop because Se7en is Korean. I prefer Bulldog Mansion but thats just me) despite all its flaws (Hyori Lee I am looking right at you) the biggest being the robotic dancing (Namie Amuro, I love you but after that crapfest you put on at the MTV Japan VMA pre-show you are officially on the LIST). Yet Se7en really cut it up on the VMA's and I am say this right n ow: he should issue the challenge.When was the last time we had a TRUE dance-off? Not that Britney vs. Justin THING, I mean a You Got Served dance battle. I would pay to see a three way battle with Usher, Se7en and Justin for supremeacy. Hell, toss in Omarion for fun and it could be a fatal four way! It would be the greatest dance battle since Breakin' II: Electric Boogaloo! Thank me later, peeps. It's on, now!
I have come to a decision. I want to be a pop star. Being a rapper means getting shot at (and wearing jewelry which isn't my thing) while being a rock star means at some point having to be shot in the arm with a flaming arrow from Ted Nugent. Don't get me wrong, he rules but I like my internal organ where the fuck they are at. Like Dave Chappelle said, I don't want to be the first n***a to die via crossbow. Being a pop star allows you to dance without a care, sing songs that would get you beat up in any other walk of life and most importantly will put me one step closer to finally being able to take down the evil that is Nick Cannon. Yes, his reign of craptatorship will end soon, peeps.
Well, I am out for now. A word of warning: this video clip you are about to see...is AWESOME.
Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
So while hanging out with Zach, I had a huge case of deja vu. Just sitting there, I asked 'What ever happened to Usher? He used to be everywhere like two years ago!' He said 'You know, I had this same conversation with someone else in 2003, man.' It was odd, because I had the same coversation with Griff in 2003 AND 2001 AND 1998. If there was ever a man that makes a comeback after a hiatus, it is Usher. I mean seriously, he falls off the face of the universe and just shows up out of nowhere, captures our attention and then disappears again. Then, as soon as he hears someone say 'Remember Usher? I loved 'U Make Me Wanna' or 'Man, 'Yeah!' was tight banging!' he comes back with a hit. With this being said, I am sure Usher's new single will be out in time for the summer season. It's just fate. YEAH!!
Speaking of Usher, I said the other day that Se7en could dance Usher (and Justin Timberlake) under the table.
I stand by my statement, peeps. Now you know I love the J-pop (and to a lesser extent K-Pop because Se7en is Korean. I prefer Bulldog Mansion but thats just me) despite all its flaws (Hyori Lee I am looking right at you) the biggest being the robotic dancing (Namie Amuro, I love you but after that crapfest you put on at the MTV Japan VMA pre-show you are officially on the LIST). Yet Se7en really cut it up on the VMA's and I am say this right n ow: he should issue the challenge.When was the last time we had a TRUE dance-off? Not that Britney vs. Justin THING, I mean a You Got Served dance battle. I would pay to see a three way battle with Usher, Se7en and Justin for supremeacy. Hell, toss in Omarion for fun and it could be a fatal four way! It would be the greatest dance battle since Breakin' II: Electric Boogaloo! Thank me later, peeps. It's on, now!
I have come to a decision. I want to be a pop star. Being a rapper means getting shot at (and wearing jewelry which isn't my thing) while being a rock star means at some point having to be shot in the arm with a flaming arrow from Ted Nugent. Don't get me wrong, he rules but I like my internal organ where the fuck they are at. Like Dave Chappelle said, I don't want to be the first n***a to die via crossbow. Being a pop star allows you to dance without a care, sing songs that would get you beat up in any other walk of life and most importantly will put me one step closer to finally being able to take down the evil that is Nick Cannon. Yes, his reign of craptatorship will end soon, peeps.
Well, I am out for now. A word of warning: this video clip you are about to see...is AWESOME.
Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Time To Get Some Ed-you-mah-cation!
Morning, peeps! I missed the update yesterday, mainly because I was out all day and didn't get back until about 2ish. Even still, I came back for you. Time for another mind numbing installment of:
LEARNING WITH MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI!!!
You know, it has been an interesting two months and I have learned a lot about myself. I have learned that I am:
Mean
Rude
Immature
Egotistical
Nerdy
Possessive
Not Funny
Petty
Out of touch with my emotions
and Uncompromising
Hmm. That's interesting. You know what else I have been called? Anti-social. Moi, ANTI-SOCIAL? All of the above fall under the 'anti-social' umbrella but I really had to think about it: am I anti-social or do people just not know what the fucking word means when they toss it out?
Well, let's see. The definition of anti-social is:
1. Shunning the society of others; not sociable.
2. Hostile to or disruptive of the established social order; marked by or engaging in behavior that violates accepted mores: gangs engaging in vandalism and other antisocial behavior.
3. Antagonistic toward or disrespectful of others; rude.
Now that we know the definition, let us take a closer look. First off, shunning society. I will be the first to admit that a lot of what people do pisses me off. However, at the end of the day, to err is human. To commit the SAME errors repeatedly is fucking retarded but that's not the point of this rant. Quite simply, those that know me will tell you that I am the first to talk to someone who is being quiet for feeling shunned because I was not always the outgoing, popular guy the peeps know as Chachi today. I once was the guy that was scared to talk to girls and people in general because I thought I was uncool. Now I don't talk to women because many are batshit crazy and the rest have no idea of the stupidity that is Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong Il and that is what I like to talk about. Even still, there isn't a person that knows me that will say I shun society. Shunning of the stupid is different.
Hostile or disruptive? Now that is all about perspective. I can understand how certain people can see me as stand-offish or hostile because I believe strongly in nothing, I just have simple, logical views (except for bears, because them bastards are dangerous). If you are going to argue about religion with me, I can see your side but I couldn't (for the most part) give a fuck about it if you are trying to convince me of its truth. I make it a point to understand and acknowledge both sides of an argument (no matter how wrong the other party is or even I am) but at the end of the day, if one side is not willing to understand my point (ESPECIALLY if I am right) I will become hostile to a point because it would be like talking to a puppy about the tuck rule. Not only do they not know, they refuse to understand. I may not agree, but I will always listen and understand the stance of the other party. So why even make the fucking attempt to discuss with someone that has their own set ideas and belief sets and REFUSES to acknowledge yours no matter how correct? That can be seen as being hostile because I don't compromise on things that I am right on. That shit ain't gonna happen. Now if I am wrong I will admit it and if it is a discussion based on belief I will attempt to come to a shared agreement. I'm not going to say I'm wrong when I am right, and it seems that is what people want me to do. Fuck that, I'm hostile then.
Antagonistic and rude. Ahhhh, rude. I will come back to that fucker. As for being antagonistic, there is nothing better than a spirited debate IMHO. Not an ARGUMENT, a discussion about something with two viewpoints that are debated between two knowledgeable people is fun and insightful. I will admit that I do start debates, but not to argue. Case in point, I have been told by some women I have dated (or was attempting to) that I started arguments for no reason. Well, a discussion about politics isn't 'starting an argument' in my eyes, it's a discussion about politics. Now if SHE sees it that way, well not much I can do about that. The last thing I want to do is start an argument with a women because a good percentage (I will go with 25-35%) of them:
1. Don't know HOW to debate, they just know how to argue. (there is a difference. A debate is backed by logic and is a dynamic. An argument is just irrational bickering. I don't do well in those)
2. Don't understand what the discussion or debate is about. (Which I am guilty of. I have gotten into arguments with Zach that I am in over my head in and I will just say 'Yeah, dude we are out of my element.' Know your battles and concede when you are over your head. There is nothing wrong with not knowing about a subject in a discussion, but there is something wrong with discussing a subject while knowing nothing.)
3. Will do anything just to WIN. (Arguing via bullshit will only get you so far. If you don't know it, you don't know it. Using circular reasoning, slippery slopes and just plain WTF tactics (crying, screaming, changing the subject to an argument that isn't pertinent to the discussion) isn't debating, it's being fucking stupid. Have a stance and back it, right or wrong.
Anyway, back to my point. I like to discuss topics because I like women who are quick on their feet. Not ones that love to argue because arguing accomplishes nothing. Now back to this rude thing. You know what, I know the internet is vast and bad news travels fast. Anyone out there who has ever called me rude has usually been put in a situation where they didn't get my humor or they had to be told something that they didn't want to hear. You see, I don't have the thickest skin (I still have feelings and yes, even the Chachi has been hurt and heartbroken) but I know what the fuck my faults are and will admit them. Can I be abrasive? Depending on the situation definitely. A spaz? It's my middle name, sometimes I freak out when I can't get through to people (which is happening a WHOLE LOT lately). A tad Buddha-esqe? Well, let's just say I partake in a few festive food items...En masse. An egotist with megalomanical tendencies? I have four monikers and refer to myself in the third person, you tell me. With all that being said, I know my faults, but I know I have good points. Very FEW (I'm KICK ASS with a cowbell!), but I still have some. I believe that my honesty and humor is confused with being rude.
The thing with the blog (and it kind of worries me) is that there are a lot of jokes that are inside that I try to make sure everyone gets. A lot of times, my humor goes over (or under) peoples heads and they cannot tell if I am seriously being mean to them or not. Well, if I don't like you and am being mean to you maliciously I will fucking tell you. Although I don't like a lot of people (Tom Cruise, I am looking at you) I understand that life is short and you can't be an asshat to someone forever. I have no problems with being cordial to someone that hates me or I can't stand because it's pointless to hold a grudge unless its a REALLY bad situation. With that being said, being rude is in the ears of the listener. There have been times that I felt someone is being rude TO ME and since I don't know where their head is at I cannot fairly make that assumption. To call me rude after only a few circumstances is actually rather immature. What do I know? I know that I'm NOT rude, mean or possessive. You know what I am? I'M AN A-SS-HO-LE!
Ah, that song makes me feel good. So, peeps. What did we learn on God's Day? We learned:
1. I'm an asshole.
2. Im cool with it.
3. Dennis Leary needs a comedy special.
Your homework, peeps? See Cars. That movie kicked the ass! Larry the Cable Guy is funny to me in small doses. HE DID WHAT IN A CUP?! Suprisingly, the music was pretty good (Except Randy Newman wrote and composed the soundtrack. That man really needs to go) .
Okay, enough for my pity party. There is only one thing that can make me feel better right now. yeah, you know it. Give some of that Ms. Koda.
Hells yeah, now I feel better.
Okay, I have been bitching about the lack of kick ass musicals over the last few years until the release of The Producers (and by default RENT) last year. Well, I have a confession. I REALLY LIKE High School Musical. I have the soundtrack and I try to catch it on Disney Channel when I am home. It's not GREAT, but it's better than the MTV Hip Hopera Carmen shitfest. That and Breaking Free is actually a good song. While this musical will never top Grease or West Side Story (which has stood up through time IMHO) it is still worth a watch if like me you are desperate for a time to just randomly break out in song and dance without being ridiculed or arrested. Check it out:
Well, I got errands to run and laundry to do. I will try to drop something for tomorrow morning or night that is a LOT less bitchy. Until then, maybe I can sum up the last few weeks in a timeless song...
I couldn't have said it better. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
LEARNING WITH MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI!!!
You know, it has been an interesting two months and I have learned a lot about myself. I have learned that I am:
Mean
Rude
Immature
Egotistical
Nerdy
Possessive
Not Funny
Petty
Out of touch with my emotions
and Uncompromising
Hmm. That's interesting. You know what else I have been called? Anti-social. Moi, ANTI-SOCIAL? All of the above fall under the 'anti-social' umbrella but I really had to think about it: am I anti-social or do people just not know what the fucking word means when they toss it out?
Well, let's see. The definition of anti-social is:
1. Shunning the society of others; not sociable.
2. Hostile to or disruptive of the established social order; marked by or engaging in behavior that violates accepted mores: gangs engaging in vandalism and other antisocial behavior.
3. Antagonistic toward or disrespectful of others; rude.
Now that we know the definition, let us take a closer look. First off, shunning society. I will be the first to admit that a lot of what people do pisses me off. However, at the end of the day, to err is human. To commit the SAME errors repeatedly is fucking retarded but that's not the point of this rant. Quite simply, those that know me will tell you that I am the first to talk to someone who is being quiet for feeling shunned because I was not always the outgoing, popular guy the peeps know as Chachi today. I once was the guy that was scared to talk to girls and people in general because I thought I was uncool. Now I don't talk to women because many are batshit crazy and the rest have no idea of the stupidity that is Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong Il and that is what I like to talk about. Even still, there isn't a person that knows me that will say I shun society. Shunning of the stupid is different.
Hostile or disruptive? Now that is all about perspective. I can understand how certain people can see me as stand-offish or hostile because I believe strongly in nothing, I just have simple, logical views (except for bears, because them bastards are dangerous). If you are going to argue about religion with me, I can see your side but I couldn't (for the most part) give a fuck about it if you are trying to convince me of its truth. I make it a point to understand and acknowledge both sides of an argument (no matter how wrong the other party is or even I am) but at the end of the day, if one side is not willing to understand my point (ESPECIALLY if I am right) I will become hostile to a point because it would be like talking to a puppy about the tuck rule. Not only do they not know, they refuse to understand. I may not agree, but I will always listen and understand the stance of the other party. So why even make the fucking attempt to discuss with someone that has their own set ideas and belief sets and REFUSES to acknowledge yours no matter how correct? That can be seen as being hostile because I don't compromise on things that I am right on. That shit ain't gonna happen. Now if I am wrong I will admit it and if it is a discussion based on belief I will attempt to come to a shared agreement. I'm not going to say I'm wrong when I am right, and it seems that is what people want me to do. Fuck that, I'm hostile then.
Antagonistic and rude. Ahhhh, rude. I will come back to that fucker. As for being antagonistic, there is nothing better than a spirited debate IMHO. Not an ARGUMENT, a discussion about something with two viewpoints that are debated between two knowledgeable people is fun and insightful. I will admit that I do start debates, but not to argue. Case in point, I have been told by some women I have dated (or was attempting to) that I started arguments for no reason. Well, a discussion about politics isn't 'starting an argument' in my eyes, it's a discussion about politics. Now if SHE sees it that way, well not much I can do about that. The last thing I want to do is start an argument with a women because a good percentage (I will go with 25-35%) of them:
1. Don't know HOW to debate, they just know how to argue. (there is a difference. A debate is backed by logic and is a dynamic. An argument is just irrational bickering. I don't do well in those)
2. Don't understand what the discussion or debate is about. (Which I am guilty of. I have gotten into arguments with Zach that I am in over my head in and I will just say 'Yeah, dude we are out of my element.' Know your battles and concede when you are over your head. There is nothing wrong with not knowing about a subject in a discussion, but there is something wrong with discussing a subject while knowing nothing.)
3. Will do anything just to WIN. (Arguing via bullshit will only get you so far. If you don't know it, you don't know it. Using circular reasoning, slippery slopes and just plain WTF tactics (crying, screaming, changing the subject to an argument that isn't pertinent to the discussion) isn't debating, it's being fucking stupid. Have a stance and back it, right or wrong.
Anyway, back to my point. I like to discuss topics because I like women who are quick on their feet. Not ones that love to argue because arguing accomplishes nothing. Now back to this rude thing. You know what, I know the internet is vast and bad news travels fast. Anyone out there who has ever called me rude has usually been put in a situation where they didn't get my humor or they had to be told something that they didn't want to hear. You see, I don't have the thickest skin (I still have feelings and yes, even the Chachi has been hurt and heartbroken) but I know what the fuck my faults are and will admit them. Can I be abrasive? Depending on the situation definitely. A spaz? It's my middle name, sometimes I freak out when I can't get through to people (which is happening a WHOLE LOT lately). A tad Buddha-esqe? Well, let's just say I partake in a few festive food items...En masse. An egotist with megalomanical tendencies? I have four monikers and refer to myself in the third person, you tell me. With all that being said, I know my faults, but I know I have good points. Very FEW (I'm KICK ASS with a cowbell!), but I still have some. I believe that my honesty and humor is confused with being rude.
The thing with the blog (and it kind of worries me) is that there are a lot of jokes that are inside that I try to make sure everyone gets. A lot of times, my humor goes over (or under) peoples heads and they cannot tell if I am seriously being mean to them or not. Well, if I don't like you and am being mean to you maliciously I will fucking tell you. Although I don't like a lot of people (Tom Cruise, I am looking at you) I understand that life is short and you can't be an asshat to someone forever. I have no problems with being cordial to someone that hates me or I can't stand because it's pointless to hold a grudge unless its a REALLY bad situation. With that being said, being rude is in the ears of the listener. There have been times that I felt someone is being rude TO ME and since I don't know where their head is at I cannot fairly make that assumption. To call me rude after only a few circumstances is actually rather immature. What do I know? I know that I'm NOT rude, mean or possessive. You know what I am? I'M AN A-SS-HO-LE!
Ah, that song makes me feel good. So, peeps. What did we learn on God's Day? We learned:
1. I'm an asshole.
2. Im cool with it.
3. Dennis Leary needs a comedy special.
Your homework, peeps? See Cars. That movie kicked the ass! Larry the Cable Guy is funny to me in small doses. HE DID WHAT IN A CUP?! Suprisingly, the music was pretty good (Except Randy Newman wrote and composed the soundtrack. That man really needs to go) .
Okay, enough for my pity party. There is only one thing that can make me feel better right now. yeah, you know it. Give some of that Ms. Koda.
Hells yeah, now I feel better.
Okay, I have been bitching about the lack of kick ass musicals over the last few years until the release of The Producers (and by default RENT) last year. Well, I have a confession. I REALLY LIKE High School Musical. I have the soundtrack and I try to catch it on Disney Channel when I am home. It's not GREAT, but it's better than the MTV Hip Hopera Carmen shitfest. That and Breaking Free is actually a good song. While this musical will never top Grease or West Side Story (which has stood up through time IMHO) it is still worth a watch if like me you are desperate for a time to just randomly break out in song and dance without being ridiculed or arrested. Check it out:
Well, I got errands to run and laundry to do. I will try to drop something for tomorrow morning or night that is a LOT less bitchy. Until then, maybe I can sum up the last few weeks in a timeless song...
I couldn't have said it better. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi out.
Friday, June 09, 2006
Freedom Isn't Free, But It Sure Does ROCK!
Morning peeps! Another early update, as I am not sure when I will be getting home and I have GRANDTASTIC IDEA. As we all know, Douchebrawl 2006 was a rousing success (thanks again, peeps!) while the Darth Vader Badass Battle of Villianny was a testicle smashing failure (although that name kicks utter and complete ass, you gotta admit). I have another grand idea! I believe that it is time for a new national anthem. C'mon, as Ron Burgandy said, the 'star spangled yawner' has worn out its welcome. So what should we do, you ask? Well, I believe that since this is a blog for the peeps, the PEOPLE should choose the new national anthem!
Yes, that's right. We here at the Passion of Chachi are going to let you choose the new national anthem of the greatest country in the world, nay, the UNIVERSE in the good old U-S of FRICKIN-A. What are the options you ask? Well, I have narrowed it down to five choices that I belive capture the American spirit in song. I will also add any write-ins onto the radio poll, but until then, here are the choices:
Don't Stop Believin by Journey
Funkytown by Lipps Inc.
America, F**k Yeah! by Team America
All three kick ass, but only YOU can make the decision of the NEW National Anthem. Keep in mind the odds are it won't be OFFICIALLY recognized as the anthem, but when they sing the Star Spangled Bore-a-thon, we will belt out Journey as loud as we can! Leave a comment for another song for our national anthem and I will add it to the poll and give you a shout out for the other....seven or eight readers. Or cast your vote for one of the kick ass anthem wannabes that are already up! The poll is now up, so let freedom RAWK!!
Stay up, peeps. Chachi is OUT!
VOTE OR DIE, FOOLS!!!!
Yes, that's right. We here at the Passion of Chachi are going to let you choose the new national anthem of the greatest country in the world, nay, the UNIVERSE in the good old U-S of FRICKIN-A. What are the options you ask? Well, I have narrowed it down to five choices that I belive capture the American spirit in song. I will also add any write-ins onto the radio poll, but until then, here are the choices:
Don't Stop Believin by Journey
Funkytown by Lipps Inc.
America, F**k Yeah! by Team America
All three kick ass, but only YOU can make the decision of the NEW National Anthem. Keep in mind the odds are it won't be OFFICIALLY recognized as the anthem, but when they sing the Star Spangled Bore-a-thon, we will belt out Journey as loud as we can! Leave a comment for another song for our national anthem and I will add it to the poll and give you a shout out for the other....seven or eight readers. Or cast your vote for one of the kick ass anthem wannabes that are already up! The poll is now up, so let freedom RAWK!!
Stay up, peeps. Chachi is OUT!
VOTE OR DIE, FOOLS!!!!
Thursday, June 08, 2006
USA is Fabulous!
What is up, peeps?! It's early as hell, but I didnt give the knowledge to ya'll last night so it's the least I can do. Like I said, it's about the peeps. And they say I am anti-social.
First off, big ups to the gays! Gays can settle down (for now) and I must say, I am all for it. I got really sick of this 'marriage is between a man and a woman' bullshit. Marriage is about love, not the sex of the couple. Plain and simple. And if marriage is a religious union, get rid of all the tax breaks for being married. Debates like this are what happens when you mix religion and government. I love how we attack countries like Iraq, Iran and Syria for using religious doctorine in their working government (or China's lack thereof) but we attempt to keep people from being married due to a religious stance on what marriage means. That is hypocritical for your ASS. And I should know because I am a hypocrite myself. Quite simply, I am glad to see that Amendment not pass. Any time stupidity loses, an angel gets it's wings. Remember that, peeps.
Also in the news (almost a fucking coincidence) is that a US airstrike killed Iraq's Al-Queda head Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in a 'precision' airstrike (as if the ones that missed and killed civilians were 'fucking practice') yesterday. Well ain't that just grand. I really want to say about time but that would discount the work the US (and 4 UK troops) have done so far. You know what? I would be happy never having to see anything else about the war until Bush finds a legit link between Iraq, Al-Queda and you-know-what. You know what is eerie? In my summer class in August of 2001 my group and I decided to do a report on the Taliban (a female group memeber was all against their stand on women and I hated terrorists so it worked for all of us) and had a small section about a radical subset (how do you have a radical subset of a radical faction?) called Al-Queda and how it had carried out attacks on American sites around the world and was attempting to strike America but failed. Almost a month later...yeah. It was fucking WEIRD. It freaks me out a little when I think about it.
Sorry to get all deep on you. Anyway, I downloaded the MTV Video Music Awards Japan last night (day late and a dollar short, as usual) and here is a rundown:
Koda Kumi is fine. DAMN FINE. And she won video of the year to boot. Did I mention she looked good?
Se7en can dance Usher and Justin Timberlake under the table. Seriously. I was suprised on how well this dude did in a live setting. I gotta take back my rant on the guy because he has SKILLS. And I won't lie, I like Passion.
Ken Hirai beat out Kanye West. And that my friends is how it would be in a perfect world. Because Pop Star kicks ASS.
John Legend has a chance to be the next big R&B star. With the closest thing to an R&B superstar being Usher (O_o) I think we need to hop on the bandwagon before Marvin Gaye becomes a zombie and starts eating brains. Wait, that would rule. Oh, and Ken Hirai and John Legend on the same stage we pretty bad ass.
No UVERworld, Bennie K. or BoA. WHAT THE HELL MAN?! Three of the biggest names in Japanese pop in the last 6 months to a year and not even a clip?! Man, I wanted to see some Yuki so bad, too. Mmmm, Yuki.
Kelly Rowland is still alive? Who knew? I am willing to wager that Beyonce will have all the surviving members of Destiny's Child offed pretty soon. Mark my words. Oh, and the song she did SUCKED.
Aside from that, go ahead and check it out. No worse than the Grammys. And no one cares about those, I have three and no one remembers. Best Contemporary Folk Rap Sung Album in 1996, 1997 and 1999, fools! Hell, I don't even put them on my resume anymore.
Well, thats all for now. Depending on what I do Friday either I will update tomorrow night or Saturday. I will make the Suday post worth the while for the new Monday readers. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
First off, big ups to the gays! Gays can settle down (for now) and I must say, I am all for it. I got really sick of this 'marriage is between a man and a woman' bullshit. Marriage is about love, not the sex of the couple. Plain and simple. And if marriage is a religious union, get rid of all the tax breaks for being married. Debates like this are what happens when you mix religion and government. I love how we attack countries like Iraq, Iran and Syria for using religious doctorine in their working government (or China's lack thereof) but we attempt to keep people from being married due to a religious stance on what marriage means. That is hypocritical for your ASS. And I should know because I am a hypocrite myself. Quite simply, I am glad to see that Amendment not pass. Any time stupidity loses, an angel gets it's wings. Remember that, peeps.
Also in the news (almost a fucking coincidence) is that a US airstrike killed Iraq's Al-Queda head Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in a 'precision' airstrike (as if the ones that missed and killed civilians were 'fucking practice') yesterday. Well ain't that just grand. I really want to say about time but that would discount the work the US (and 4 UK troops) have done so far. You know what? I would be happy never having to see anything else about the war until Bush finds a legit link between Iraq, Al-Queda and you-know-what. You know what is eerie? In my summer class in August of 2001 my group and I decided to do a report on the Taliban (a female group memeber was all against their stand on women and I hated terrorists so it worked for all of us) and had a small section about a radical subset (how do you have a radical subset of a radical faction?) called Al-Queda and how it had carried out attacks on American sites around the world and was attempting to strike America but failed. Almost a month later...yeah. It was fucking WEIRD. It freaks me out a little when I think about it.
Sorry to get all deep on you. Anyway, I downloaded the MTV Video Music Awards Japan last night (day late and a dollar short, as usual) and here is a rundown:
Koda Kumi is fine. DAMN FINE. And she won video of the year to boot. Did I mention she looked good?
Se7en can dance Usher and Justin Timberlake under the table. Seriously. I was suprised on how well this dude did in a live setting. I gotta take back my rant on the guy because he has SKILLS. And I won't lie, I like Passion.
Ken Hirai beat out Kanye West. And that my friends is how it would be in a perfect world. Because Pop Star kicks ASS.
John Legend has a chance to be the next big R&B star. With the closest thing to an R&B superstar being Usher (O_o) I think we need to hop on the bandwagon before Marvin Gaye becomes a zombie and starts eating brains. Wait, that would rule. Oh, and Ken Hirai and John Legend on the same stage we pretty bad ass.
No UVERworld, Bennie K. or BoA. WHAT THE HELL MAN?! Three of the biggest names in Japanese pop in the last 6 months to a year and not even a clip?! Man, I wanted to see some Yuki so bad, too. Mmmm, Yuki.
Kelly Rowland is still alive? Who knew? I am willing to wager that Beyonce will have all the surviving members of Destiny's Child offed pretty soon. Mark my words. Oh, and the song she did SUCKED.
Aside from that, go ahead and check it out. No worse than the Grammys. And no one cares about those, I have three and no one remembers. Best Contemporary Folk Rap Sung Album in 1996, 1997 and 1999, fools! Hell, I don't even put them on my resume anymore.
Well, thats all for now. Depending on what I do Friday either I will update tomorrow night or Saturday. I will make the Suday post worth the while for the new Monday readers. Until then, stay up peeps.
Chachi out.
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