What is up, fishes? Man, it has been a very awkward week. All one day of it. First things first; I Poppa freaks all the honeys. Beat you to it, Griff! Anyway, I have finally got my computer how I want it (I was going to put a floppy drive in it, but I haven’t used a floppy since…2002? 2001?) and that means I have a surplus of parts that I can’t use because they are too old, although some of them I got last-fucking-year. God, I hate technology. So due to that, there are some parts that I will be getting rid of. Here is a list of some (Not all, there are others I need to make sure that still work) of the items I cannot use anymore:
Two (2) 300GB IDE/ATA Hard Drives
One (1) Dual Layer DVD Burner (+/-)/CD Burner Combo Drive
One (1) 48X CDRW Drive
One (1) 256MB ATI Video Card (Which may or may not work. Had blue spots on the screen one day so I changed it out. You fix, it’s yours.
Not much, but it is a pretty good haul.
So I was watching “The Price of Atheism” on http://www.milkandcookies.com/ and I must say that first off all religion is stupid. ALL OF IT. There, I said it. Most of my friends believe in…stuff (Griff is a Muslim, Zach is a gun-wielding Buddhist, Nolan and Nick are Mormon, Rick is a Snake Handler, I think Jen is Catholic which explains a hell of a lot) and although I respect your choice to believe in a God that has yet to be proven to be, we all know why religion exists:
To Keep People In Line: Let’s not forget, people in the past (like…1973) were one hot day away from fucking goats and drinking kittens blood. Hell, some did. The books of faith were created to have something to keep people from marrying lemurs and throwing feces at each other.
Money: The only thing that makes more money that Microsoft and Pokemon is religion. Anyone ever noticed how most church GOERS are poor while most church OWNERS are ballin out of control? Look at Bishop Don Juan! He is a damn BISHOP! That’s like a card carrying member of the Catholic gods’ entourage! And we all know you can find G-O-D in the back of the C-L-U-B.
To Justify Being A Fucktard: Muslims blowing shit up in the name of Allah? Supposedly a divine right and justified action against non-believers. Crusades? God’s way to make sure everyone is part of his dumbass Christian kingdom and to sword-serve those that ain’t down with the big J-C. No one knows what Buddha does because…well Buddhist don’t cause no trouble because they just want to do the Super Bowl Shuffle. Doesn’t make them any less lame. Simple fact is that as long as you have people dumb enough to believe, you can justify your actions by saying the invisible guy upstairs (no matter what his name is) says you should do it.
People Are Stupid: You know it, I know it and cats know it. The simple fact is…humans want to believe in something to explain what they cannot understand. From the days when people feared the rain to global warming now. If someone just says “God did it!” then people can just go back to their business knowing that it has been explained. When it really HASN’T because no one can prove the existence of their “God” over another.
You know, how come no one worships something that they see all the time? No one has SEEN God. But they let people do the dumbest shit in its name. If I were into religion (Which I am not anymore, after Griff wouldn’t let me into the Muslims. Three years and I am still an undrafted free agent) you know what I would worship? The moon.
Hell, it makes more sense than any other religion AND the Mooninites have the Quad-laser! I’m just saying, if Jesus had a Quad-laser and moon-aided jumping ability…maybe he could have taken down the Romans. I’m just saying.
Last thing. Interracial dating:
Now THIS is hilarious. All I can say is this. If the race of who you date is important to you, that’s cool. There is nothing racist about a white woman that will only date a white man just as much as there is nothing racist about a black woman that only wants to date black men. Like I said before about being shallow, it is your choice to discriminate and be picky about who you will date. The fact is that you could be missing out. On another note, I am sick of people (Black women is who I hear this from the most but everyone does) who sincerely think that because one person fucked you over that all of that race are bad.
As many of you know, I was in the Black Student Union at UCCS. Several of the Black woman told me theythought that “Brothas aint shit!” yet got mad when these same brothas (That aint shit) dated a white woman (Including yours truly, who wasnt DATING a white girl.I just got seen in public with one and got damn near assaulted. I'll tell you the story sometime). Well tough shit. Maybe it is you. Hell, I know I am single because I am an asshole and manic depressive (not a good combination). I used to think it was 80% me being crazy and 20% women being stupid but I accepted that I am just a fucking nutcase and it is 100% me. So even if every woman who I have tried to date was confused, crazy, vindictive or spread herself around like strawberry preserves (Which they have been, sans two and that was my own damn fault for fucking that up. One was fricking Puerto Rican! You cant get any hotter than that!) I couldn’t blame them because I have issues myself. No one is perfect, no matter the race.
If you have a preference in race, I believe it should be respected. That’s just me; I honestly don’t care anymore because everyone has their issues. You find someone that fits you, and if that person happens to be your preference then that’s great. If they fit you but they aren’t your preferred race and you say the nay no, that is fine. Just don’t complain when they find someone outside of their race that makes them happy. That goes to all of you. Quite simply, it aint none of your business. Take it home, Carlton!
Although…Stevie is BLIND, so how would he know what race a woman is truly? I kid, I kid. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi Out.
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