Back In Business. The Business of Whoopin Yo Ass. Business is Booming!

Alright, as you heard the Chachi is officially dead. He is no more. The dude was a punk bitch that put up with too much crap. From now on, there is a new leader of The Revolution. And he aint taking no names.

The Deuce is back, bitches.

With the Deuce being back, some shit is going to change around here:

1) The fun and games are over. No more happy action fun time crap. The Deuce is about breaking his foot off in the ass of the stupid.
2) No more sugar-coating. If you can believe it, I had been working with a filter for the last year or so. No more. That is a VERY scary thought.
3) The Revolution will still be catered. No need to fight the fucktards on an empty stomach.
4) No Mac users. If you are using a Mac to look at this, turn it off. Then go to the sink, run some water and dip your face in said water. Then breathe. Because you deserve to fucking die, you mouth-breathing morons.
5) By going total 100% asshole, it can give me more focus. No longer will I be all over the place like the neighborhood spastic. Douchebrawl, the Video Top 20 Countdown and Master Chief Captain Chachi Goes Hollywood will still be staples but the blog itself is going back to anime, video games and handling the stupid.
6) My love for Yuna Ito will not end. It can only grow. The Deuce still has a soft spot for the ladies. SOME ladies, the rest of you can go to fucking hell.
7) Akon must STILL go back to Africa. The SABTAM is still going on….and this time it’s personal.

The Deuce is back and the world is back on notice. The ‘Smack A Fool For Living’ policy is in full effect and if you are down with the cause, pick up your bats (Or swords. If you have a mace or bolo, you are SO promoted to Lieutenant) and prepare to bust the asses of the idiotic. Stand beside me as we end the reign of the slow and make the world better for those that don’t need Axe deodorant commercials or to see Paris Hilton NOT go to jail. Let our voices ring loud as we say to the r-tard masses that we have had enough and it is time to catch a beating.

IT’S REVOLUTION TIME….AGAIN.

The leader is back. And I am sorry that I originally failed you but no more. It is on and fools are about to get served. Old school:

It’s go time, peeps. It’s go time.