What is up, peeps?! I am back once again because I think I am going to update the blog more often than once a week. Due to the fact I have to drive across the fucking state to go to work (Underpaid, I might add) which equals a 10 hour day MINIMUM once again, My time to update cuts into sleeping. However, I am going to make a more concerted effort to make sure I update content more than on just Fridays and special events. YOU’RE WELCOME.
So yesterday I made a joke using the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation as the punch line. Now first off, using the phrase “punch line” with that whole fiasco is hilarious. It is like using Sonny Bono’s death as a metaphor for paying attention to shit. Is it offensive? Hell yes but is it funny? Yes, and comedy is the best medicine, especially when you have just gotten your but whooped by the Double Mint gum guy. It’s like getting smacked up by Joey McIntyre, but with better dance moves. Joey was straight so he couldn’t dance like Jordan. ZING! I kid, I kid. Jordan loves the pussy.
But I don’t understand how just because I make light of the situation makes me an advocate for beating women. Anyone that thinks that of me are two things:
1. Is wrong as hell…
2. …but at the same time is dead on.
You see, if you read this blog at any point and time in the past you know that I have always said that domestic violence is wrong no matter WHAT SEX YOU ARE. However, it gets to the point like Katt Williams said about the tiger attacking Siegfried or Roy (The festive one, not the butch one). None of us know what when on when they weren’t in the public eye but I do have to say this about a man that will bust your lip: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A MAN THAT WILL BUST YOUR LIP. If you have a tiger, you know that at some point, whether you EXPECT IT or not, that tiger will go tiger because it is a tiger and at the end of the day it is a wild animal no matter how “friendly” and “non-mauling of my face-like” you think it has become. The same happens with a beater. You can tell if a man is going to punch you in your cakehole for asking what a 2-3 zone is…or getting mad about having jump-offs. I mean…yeah that is pretty jacked up. I’ve been there and when I found out I was quite the pissy. I couldn’t believe The Efron would do that to me! It doesn’t matter if he (Or she…) is nice most of the time but just has a “temper” because you know at some point that “temper” is going to end up with a Killer Instinct 2 ULTRA C-C-C-C-COMBOOOOOO to your face. If Rihanna had been reading GamePro and got some Combo Breakers, we wouldn’t even be worried about this:
For reference, Rihanna:
• Quick breaks Medium
• Medium breaks Fierce
• Fierce breaks Quick
It sounds daunting now but in the heat of battle, you will know what to do. Now show him your moves!
On another note, can someone explain to me why R. Kelly peed on a child and got no jail time. Hell, I believe he got some Grammy Awards. Now some would say that domestic violence is worse than sexual relations with and peeing on a child and I must say that you are kind of comparing Bubsy 3D with Wrath of the Black Manta in terms of horribleness. But the fact that both R. Kelly and Chris Brown have broken a law to a certain extent (With Chris Brown we aren’t legally sure until a hearing but we all know what R. Kelly did. I SEENT IT!) and neither one is in jail is kind of disheartening. Yet Lil Kim went to jail for NOT SNITCHING and Mike Vick is in jail for getting dogs off the street and putting them in an environment where they could learn a trade and do something with themselves. You know, he was almost like the NFL version of Edward James Almos or Michelle Pfeiffer by helping underprivileged youths. For dogs…with a little bit of “Bloodsport” tossed in there for good measure:
FIGHT TO SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE! On another note, can someone find me a movie where Bolo Young actually WINS a tournament? I mean seriously, the dude should be like fucking Goldberg of martial arts films. Anyway I just think it is interesting that T.I. is going to jail for buying guns (Which he was going to also use to keep underprivileged youths out of trouble!) but Chris Brown still has his rights…lefts…and uppercuts to take solace in. Man, I am AWESOME this week! AND IT’S ONLY TUESDAY!
Okay, a lot of that was funny…well, ALL OF IT WAS FUNNY bit it still was not cool. We all know that abuse is a horrible thing (Unless it is against the Irish or the Turks…or Irish-Turks in which you actually get a tax write off) against anyone and we also know that people deserve due process and to have their story heard. Remember the Duke Lacrosse team? Yeah, me neither. Oh, and the rules don’t count for White people because you are White. Deal with it, no one likes you. Have happiness in owning all the shit in this country and quit bitching because your pasty ass can’t say “nigger.” You shouldn’t have a reason to say it any-fucking-way. Man, I am kind of offensive this week. I’m sorry; it must be the Girl Scout cookies. Oh, one last thing: it was brought to my attention that I have offended all races, creeds, genders and religions except for one set of people. And to you, I say this:
FUCK YOU, DENMARK.
YOU OTTER RAPING, YELLOW SNOW EATING, DRUGGED UP MOOSE-FUCKERS.
I think that is everyone. If not, let me know because I really want to be fair in my distain for everyone TO everyone. Goodnight, everybody! I will be back up Wednesday.
Chachi Out.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Knowing: It's Half The Battle. The Other Half Is Knowing How To Kill A Man With His Own Foot...
You know, I learned something’s this week….
Lesson Learned #1: Valentine’s Day Is Utter And Complete Bullshit
Yeah, I say that every year, even the times I actually had someone to be with but I honestly believe that Valentine’s Day is the most trifling of all the holidays (Which hasn’t been often. I guess I am more of a “it’s spring again” kind of guy):
I mean honestly; if you require a holiday to be told how special you are to someone then you are a worthless fuck. Yeah, I said it. I am so sick and tired of being told that something is wrong with ME because I don’t require a specific DAY to tell or show someone how much I care for them and believe that if you need to be told you are loved on that day then you are a total attention whore and you should pimp your wares somewhere else. Then, I am the bad guy. Valentine’s Day is the Bankai of female attention whores that believe that you have to show how much they are worth to you with gifts and for men with no real concept of the fact that love is intangible and really can’t be shown or quantified with gifts. Unless you are a whore or a john in which knock yourself out. Yes, I went there to motherfuckers. Valentine’s Day sucks and if you think it is relevant to your relationship rather than showing your feelings everyday then you should be shot in the babymakers because you breeding with anyone makes more stupid people.
Yeah, peeps I am on a epiphany roll right now.
Lesson Learned #2: Mexicans & Black People Are The EXACT SAME PEOPLE
So after going to the Gabriel Iglesias show on Saturday I realized that racism is the dumbest form of ignorance this side of beer pong and diss songs…or diss songs about ping pong which I am sure is coming. I mean, I have never seen more average looking Mexican males with below average looking White women since…the last rap concert I went to (I think it was Tech 9ine?). I swear; Black men and Hispanic men both love average looking white women, ugly ass cars, tacky ass clothes and being loud for no fucking reason. You would figure we would get along better as a people. Mexicans do the work Blacks won’t do, although most Black men don’t do ANY work but you can’t be choosy when proving a point. Both LOVE 70’s funk (Well, Black men do. Niggas love 50 Cent and they can have his dumb ass) and boxing. Hell, both make babies and don’t take care of them! You don’t hear Asian comics talk about babydaddies and babymommas! Mostly because they are dishonored and they will Chris Brown a woman with the quickness. Yes, Chris Brown has passed Ike Turner as my benchmark for beating women. Sad statement yes, but good for proving a point and the occasional comedic presence. In other words, Viva La Rizzle, My La-Tizzles! Man…that should offend EVERYONE.
Lesson Learned #3: You Gotta Do You, Because No One Else Will
So after a rousing conversation with a certain someone over mint juleps and coffee (Yep, I am gonna get me a plantation and start beating me some honkey slaves, too. Turnabout, bitches!) I learned something today: fuck the world if they can’t adjust. Now I rant on this blog a lot but a rarely ever get on my soapbox about much of anything because ranting is more for humor but I usually release to my closest friends. However, this is something for everyone. We all kind of realize at some point, unless you are Diddy, a vampire hunter or a cat that your life isn’t EXACTLY how everyone expects your life to be. People are expected to go to college, find a job, find a mate, marry that mate, make a family and then be a member of society that makes babies and…well, does nothing else really but move the economy. When you DON’T follow that plan, everyone looks at you like “what are you doing?!” because the common consensus (Especially in a place like this where everyone has a child because they are too busy fucking and not thinking about where babies come from. Lack of air kills brain cells; it’s science) is that you have to have a family to be complete. You marry, make babies then lather, screw and repeat. But honestly, that concept is so flawed that just looking at it at face value explains how come there is such a high divorce rate.
You see, K-Money said something that should wrap off of your lives in a nutshell:
“Your twenties are therapy for what you happened to learn in your early years and teens.”
Now, running with that if you get married in your twenties…you know NOTHING. Nothing about yourself, nothing about most of the world and most importantly nothing about other people. If you have no concept of those aspects, how can you POSSIBLE be with someone else. 50 Cent said it best and I will say it one more time:
“If you don’t know who you are, how can your dreams come true?”
You spend the time when you are supposed to be finding out who you are and what works for you either:
• Working at a job that doesn’t maximize what you want to be
• Going to college to take a major that is irrelevant to what you want to do
• Marry someone that doesn’t know what they want to do or be EITHER
• Getting yourself/someone else pregnant and having the traditional Catholic wedding (Yeah, I don’t like Catholics. You know that if you read this thing at all)
Hell, some of you out there have done all three. Then, by the time you are thirty and you realized you kind of spent your formative and learning years learning NOTHING you sit back and get divorced or decide to “find yourself” when it is a little bit too late because if you don’t know who you are or what you want to do by about 32ish then you are too far behind the curve by the popular standard of…some guy or something.
The simple fact is if you follow the standard motis operandi of how the masses believe you should be (Marrying and making babies just because without really looking past just doing what you are supposed to) then you are the problem, not the people that spent the time to find out what they wanted to be and spent the time to find out who they are as individuals. Guess what? We don’t WANT to be you. Yes, you may think we are selfish because we didn’t get married out of high school and begin to make babies and start families but you know what? Now many of you are divorced with crazy ex-husbands and bitchy baby-mommas and are just now taking the time out to find out what their issues are (Or in some cases refuse to take a hard look at themselves because they have been set in their fucktard ways for so long that they think it is pointless to change. Good luck with that, you dumb bitch) which actually makes you NOT the standard. In other words, we are the normies. NOT YOU. Put that in your self-righteous pipes and stick them up your asses. There is nothing wrong with finding yourself before you find someone else. As a matter of fact, it should be mandatory rather than getting married to the first person you knock up because if you are knocking people up and you aren’t married then you really aren’t really the brightest bulb in the fucking marquee to begin with. I am just saying.
In closing, if you are at a point where you believe that nothing is going right even though you are doing the right thing…odds are you are doing the right thing. That’s why nothing is going your way right now. I am not a big believer in karma but I am a believer in being who you are. Don’t be someone else because you think it is best for you be like everyone else or put your path to the side for the sake of others. You can balance both because at the end of the day, can’t no body love you like you:
Okay, the line is in there at the end but this is one of my favorite Foxy Brown songs so I wanted to post me. Sue me, I liked the “How To Be A Player” Soundtrack. In the end, ain’t a damn thing wrong with getting to know you because until you do you are worthless to anyone else. Believe it!
Wow…50 Cent, Foxy Brown, Biz Markie and Naruto on one post? I dare ANYONE to top that randomness. Yep, I am back. I will be back on Wednesday as tomorrow I have to work on a holiday even though my job is based on schools and they are closed so that makes PERFECT FUCKING SENSE while Tuesday is the do-or die day of whether I stay here or not. More info later but until then, you all stay up.
Chachi Out.
Lesson Learned #1: Valentine’s Day Is Utter And Complete Bullshit
Yeah, I say that every year, even the times I actually had someone to be with but I honestly believe that Valentine’s Day is the most trifling of all the holidays (Which hasn’t been often. I guess I am more of a “it’s spring again” kind of guy):
I mean honestly; if you require a holiday to be told how special you are to someone then you are a worthless fuck. Yeah, I said it. I am so sick and tired of being told that something is wrong with ME because I don’t require a specific DAY to tell or show someone how much I care for them and believe that if you need to be told you are loved on that day then you are a total attention whore and you should pimp your wares somewhere else. Then, I am the bad guy. Valentine’s Day is the Bankai of female attention whores that believe that you have to show how much they are worth to you with gifts and for men with no real concept of the fact that love is intangible and really can’t be shown or quantified with gifts. Unless you are a whore or a john in which knock yourself out. Yes, I went there to motherfuckers. Valentine’s Day sucks and if you think it is relevant to your relationship rather than showing your feelings everyday then you should be shot in the babymakers because you breeding with anyone makes more stupid people.
Yeah, peeps I am on a epiphany roll right now.
Lesson Learned #2: Mexicans & Black People Are The EXACT SAME PEOPLE
So after going to the Gabriel Iglesias show on Saturday I realized that racism is the dumbest form of ignorance this side of beer pong and diss songs…or diss songs about ping pong which I am sure is coming. I mean, I have never seen more average looking Mexican males with below average looking White women since…the last rap concert I went to (I think it was Tech 9ine?). I swear; Black men and Hispanic men both love average looking white women, ugly ass cars, tacky ass clothes and being loud for no fucking reason. You would figure we would get along better as a people. Mexicans do the work Blacks won’t do, although most Black men don’t do ANY work but you can’t be choosy when proving a point. Both LOVE 70’s funk (Well, Black men do. Niggas love 50 Cent and they can have his dumb ass) and boxing. Hell, both make babies and don’t take care of them! You don’t hear Asian comics talk about babydaddies and babymommas! Mostly because they are dishonored and they will Chris Brown a woman with the quickness. Yes, Chris Brown has passed Ike Turner as my benchmark for beating women. Sad statement yes, but good for proving a point and the occasional comedic presence. In other words, Viva La Rizzle, My La-Tizzles! Man…that should offend EVERYONE.
Lesson Learned #3: You Gotta Do You, Because No One Else Will
So after a rousing conversation with a certain someone over mint juleps and coffee (Yep, I am gonna get me a plantation and start beating me some honkey slaves, too. Turnabout, bitches!) I learned something today: fuck the world if they can’t adjust. Now I rant on this blog a lot but a rarely ever get on my soapbox about much of anything because ranting is more for humor but I usually release to my closest friends. However, this is something for everyone. We all kind of realize at some point, unless you are Diddy, a vampire hunter or a cat that your life isn’t EXACTLY how everyone expects your life to be. People are expected to go to college, find a job, find a mate, marry that mate, make a family and then be a member of society that makes babies and…well, does nothing else really but move the economy. When you DON’T follow that plan, everyone looks at you like “what are you doing?!” because the common consensus (Especially in a place like this where everyone has a child because they are too busy fucking and not thinking about where babies come from. Lack of air kills brain cells; it’s science) is that you have to have a family to be complete. You marry, make babies then lather, screw and repeat. But honestly, that concept is so flawed that just looking at it at face value explains how come there is such a high divorce rate.
You see, K-Money said something that should wrap off of your lives in a nutshell:
“Your twenties are therapy for what you happened to learn in your early years and teens.”
Now, running with that if you get married in your twenties…you know NOTHING. Nothing about yourself, nothing about most of the world and most importantly nothing about other people. If you have no concept of those aspects, how can you POSSIBLE be with someone else. 50 Cent said it best and I will say it one more time:
“If you don’t know who you are, how can your dreams come true?”
You spend the time when you are supposed to be finding out who you are and what works for you either:
• Working at a job that doesn’t maximize what you want to be
• Going to college to take a major that is irrelevant to what you want to do
• Marry someone that doesn’t know what they want to do or be EITHER
• Getting yourself/someone else pregnant and having the traditional Catholic wedding (Yeah, I don’t like Catholics. You know that if you read this thing at all)
Hell, some of you out there have done all three. Then, by the time you are thirty and you realized you kind of spent your formative and learning years learning NOTHING you sit back and get divorced or decide to “find yourself” when it is a little bit too late because if you don’t know who you are or what you want to do by about 32ish then you are too far behind the curve by the popular standard of…some guy or something.
The simple fact is if you follow the standard motis operandi of how the masses believe you should be (Marrying and making babies just because without really looking past just doing what you are supposed to) then you are the problem, not the people that spent the time to find out what they wanted to be and spent the time to find out who they are as individuals. Guess what? We don’t WANT to be you. Yes, you may think we are selfish because we didn’t get married out of high school and begin to make babies and start families but you know what? Now many of you are divorced with crazy ex-husbands and bitchy baby-mommas and are just now taking the time out to find out what their issues are (Or in some cases refuse to take a hard look at themselves because they have been set in their fucktard ways for so long that they think it is pointless to change. Good luck with that, you dumb bitch) which actually makes you NOT the standard. In other words, we are the normies. NOT YOU. Put that in your self-righteous pipes and stick them up your asses. There is nothing wrong with finding yourself before you find someone else. As a matter of fact, it should be mandatory rather than getting married to the first person you knock up because if you are knocking people up and you aren’t married then you really aren’t really the brightest bulb in the fucking marquee to begin with. I am just saying.
In closing, if you are at a point where you believe that nothing is going right even though you are doing the right thing…odds are you are doing the right thing. That’s why nothing is going your way right now. I am not a big believer in karma but I am a believer in being who you are. Don’t be someone else because you think it is best for you be like everyone else or put your path to the side for the sake of others. You can balance both because at the end of the day, can’t no body love you like you:
Okay, the line is in there at the end but this is one of my favorite Foxy Brown songs so I wanted to post me. Sue me, I liked the “How To Be A Player” Soundtrack. In the end, ain’t a damn thing wrong with getting to know you because until you do you are worthless to anyone else. Believe it!
Wow…50 Cent, Foxy Brown, Biz Markie and Naruto on one post? I dare ANYONE to top that randomness. Yep, I am back. I will be back on Wednesday as tomorrow I have to work on a holiday even though my job is based on schools and they are closed so that makes PERFECT FUCKING SENSE while Tuesday is the do-or die day of whether I stay here or not. More info later but until then, you all stay up.
Chachi Out.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Bringing Back That Old...Japanese...Rap!
Welcome back, everyone! It is once again Friday and you know that if you are here then you came to find out the biggest twenty videos on the planet! It is officially time for…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s begin with Falling Out:
Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Peaked at #18)
HALCALI – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Peaked at #2)
Kid CuDi had a short run while Halcai is biding their time for their second video to hit of 2009. We start off THIS week with a new video from a new artist!
20. Shion Tsuji – Sky Chord ~Otona ni Naru Kimi he~ (New Entry)
This week starts with what may be my favorite Bleach ending of all time! The video for “Sky Chord” is simplicity at its finest and actually reminds me a lot of a YUI video. Which is an awesome thing to have. Can’t wait for the single!
19. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #17)
Paramore falls two spots this week and it looks like their ride off of Twilight is over. Even though I love some Paramore…but I hate Twinkle.
18. UVERworld – 99/100 Damashi no Tetsu (New Entry)
Another day, another brand new UVERworld video! But this video is about as awesome as they have put out since Zero No Kotae two years ago. They are rocking HARD for the first time in a long time!
17. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #15)
Game and Ne-Yo falls two spots this week as they fell short from making the Top Ten as a duo. Maybe next time…
16. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #13, Four Weeks at #1)
So March 27th is the day that BoA will grace me with her English presence. That album needs to hurry up and get here before I freaks the hell out!
15. BoA - Eien (Last Week #18)
Speaking of BoA….MORE BOA! Now in Japanese form which is interesting because I am not sure if she is releasing a Japanese album at the same time or not. Either way, the more BoA, the better.
14. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #11)
Ikimonogakari falls three huge spots this week and I have to say that this video has been on here for a long time. One of the longest running videos and rightfully so. It makes me smile. Like Snoopy!
13. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #14)
Jeezy and Nas move up another spot this week as we move closer to the Top 10. I am really beginning to like Young Jeezy, and considering how much I wished him pain two calendar years ago it is an accomplishment.
12. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #8, Plunge of the Week)
Nana falls from the Top Ten for the first time since 2008! She has a new video but there have been a rush of new videos that have kept it out. Maybe next week?
11. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #16, Biggest Mover)
Mr. Legend is looking for his seventh Top Ten video and he is doing it in quick fashion! He hops up five spots this week to number eleven and is looking like maybe a sixth number one video is in his future!
10. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #6)
We start the Top Ten with a mainstay that falls a HUGE four spots this week. Kanye West falls from number six and ends his string of Top Five videos in a row. Hopefully he will bring us “Amazing” next.
9. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #12)
B.o.B. is in the Top 10! He moves up a big three spots this week and is now up here with the veterans! However, with tracks under his belt with Ludacris and T.I. I think he will fit in just fine. WHERE IS THE ALBUM, FOOL?!
8. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 4)
Aqua Timez falls from the Top Five this week after failing to take the top spot from YA-KYIM three weeks ago. BLEACH HAS TURNED BACK THE CLOCK, FOOL! CHECK IT OUT!
7. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #10)
BACK-ON continues to move up this week as they look to go farther than they have since “Chain” three years ago. I wonder when this single is coming out because I NEEDS IT AND I NEEDS IT NOW!
6. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #9)
J-Mac moves up three spots this week and he is just outside the Top 5! He may be filling the void that J-Tim has left over the last two years since he has been gone. Best to strike while the King is away. Into the Top Five!
5. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #3)
After coming close to the top as you can without taking the throne, Inoue Joe falls two spots this week and back to Earth. However, A NEW VIDEO IS OUT! HELLS YES!
4. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #7)
NERD has quietly made their way into the Top Five for the second time. I am still all about this song on my phone and man…the video pretty much makes me despise the bailout. Such is life, peeps. We are down to three!
3. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #5)
YA-KYIM and SEAMO move into the Top Three this week and makes history! I have to say that on the YA-KYIM RESPECTS mini-album, this is my favorite song. The video has a “1980’s threw up on it“ feel which I can’t complain about because the 80’s had its moments. Now, for a bit of a shocker…
2. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
Ya-kyim - kimi ga iru dake de
by vero147
WE HAVE A NEW NUMBER ONE VIDEO! After a month long reign for these three ladies, YA-KYIM falls from the top! Also, YA-KYIM is the first group in the three year history of the Countdown to have two videos in the Top Three! Kanye had two but they were as a guest performer. Congrats, ladies! However, they are runners up this week which means we have new champs!
1. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #2. One Week at #1)
RSP x BGB = #1!! After a long FOUR MONTH TREK, RSP finally takes the number one spot! I have to say it was well worth the ride, peeps! I love this song and I LOVE THIS VIDEO! Can’t beat the BGB with all their wackiness. Congratulations!
That is all for this Friday! Tune in a week from right now to see if RSP x BGB can make it two straight weeks on top! Or will YA-KYIM take one of their TWO videos in the Top Three to the top? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I will be back late tonight and then it is Gabriel Iglesias tomorrow in D-Town. Stay up ya’ll, I will try to be back on Sunday.
Chachi Out.
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s begin with Falling Out:
Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Peaked at #18)
HALCALI – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Peaked at #2)
Kid CuDi had a short run while Halcai is biding their time for their second video to hit of 2009. We start off THIS week with a new video from a new artist!
20. Shion Tsuji – Sky Chord ~Otona ni Naru Kimi he~ (New Entry)
This week starts with what may be my favorite Bleach ending of all time! The video for “Sky Chord” is simplicity at its finest and actually reminds me a lot of a YUI video. Which is an awesome thing to have. Can’t wait for the single!
19. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #17)
Paramore falls two spots this week and it looks like their ride off of Twilight is over. Even though I love some Paramore…but I hate Twinkle.
18. UVERworld – 99/100 Damashi no Tetsu (New Entry)
Another day, another brand new UVERworld video! But this video is about as awesome as they have put out since Zero No Kotae two years ago. They are rocking HARD for the first time in a long time!
17. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #15)
Game and Ne-Yo falls two spots this week as they fell short from making the Top Ten as a duo. Maybe next time…
16. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #13, Four Weeks at #1)
So March 27th is the day that BoA will grace me with her English presence. That album needs to hurry up and get here before I freaks the hell out!
15. BoA - Eien (Last Week #18)
Speaking of BoA….MORE BOA! Now in Japanese form which is interesting because I am not sure if she is releasing a Japanese album at the same time or not. Either way, the more BoA, the better.
14. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #11)
Ikimonogakari falls three huge spots this week and I have to say that this video has been on here for a long time. One of the longest running videos and rightfully so. It makes me smile. Like Snoopy!
13. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #14)
Jeezy and Nas move up another spot this week as we move closer to the Top 10. I am really beginning to like Young Jeezy, and considering how much I wished him pain two calendar years ago it is an accomplishment.
12. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #8, Plunge of the Week)
Nana falls from the Top Ten for the first time since 2008! She has a new video but there have been a rush of new videos that have kept it out. Maybe next week?
11. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #16, Biggest Mover)
Mr. Legend is looking for his seventh Top Ten video and he is doing it in quick fashion! He hops up five spots this week to number eleven and is looking like maybe a sixth number one video is in his future!
10. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #6)
We start the Top Ten with a mainstay that falls a HUGE four spots this week. Kanye West falls from number six and ends his string of Top Five videos in a row. Hopefully he will bring us “Amazing” next.
9. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #12)
B.o.B. is in the Top 10! He moves up a big three spots this week and is now up here with the veterans! However, with tracks under his belt with Ludacris and T.I. I think he will fit in just fine. WHERE IS THE ALBUM, FOOL?!
8. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 4)
Aqua Timez falls from the Top Five this week after failing to take the top spot from YA-KYIM three weeks ago. BLEACH HAS TURNED BACK THE CLOCK, FOOL! CHECK IT OUT!
7. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #10)
BACK-ON continues to move up this week as they look to go farther than they have since “Chain” three years ago. I wonder when this single is coming out because I NEEDS IT AND I NEEDS IT NOW!
6. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #9)
J-Mac moves up three spots this week and he is just outside the Top 5! He may be filling the void that J-Tim has left over the last two years since he has been gone. Best to strike while the King is away. Into the Top Five!
5. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #3)
After coming close to the top as you can without taking the throne, Inoue Joe falls two spots this week and back to Earth. However, A NEW VIDEO IS OUT! HELLS YES!
4. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #7)
NERD has quietly made their way into the Top Five for the second time. I am still all about this song on my phone and man…the video pretty much makes me despise the bailout. Such is life, peeps. We are down to three!
3. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #5)
YA-KYIM and SEAMO move into the Top Three this week and makes history! I have to say that on the YA-KYIM RESPECTS mini-album, this is my favorite song. The video has a “1980’s threw up on it“ feel which I can’t complain about because the 80’s had its moments. Now, for a bit of a shocker…
2. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
Ya-kyim - kimi ga iru dake de
by vero147
WE HAVE A NEW NUMBER ONE VIDEO! After a month long reign for these three ladies, YA-KYIM falls from the top! Also, YA-KYIM is the first group in the three year history of the Countdown to have two videos in the Top Three! Kanye had two but they were as a guest performer. Congrats, ladies! However, they are runners up this week which means we have new champs!
1. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #2. One Week at #1)
RSP x BGB = #1!! After a long FOUR MONTH TREK, RSP finally takes the number one spot! I have to say it was well worth the ride, peeps! I love this song and I LOVE THIS VIDEO! Can’t beat the BGB with all their wackiness. Congratulations!
That is all for this Friday! Tune in a week from right now to see if RSP x BGB can make it two straight weeks on top! Or will YA-KYIM take one of their TWO videos in the Top Three to the top? See you in seven to find out!
Well, I will be back late tonight and then it is Gabriel Iglesias tomorrow in D-Town. Stay up ya’ll, I will try to be back on Sunday.
Chachi Out.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Sony: Sticking It To The Consumer Since 2001...
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009
In Old Country, Hitting Woman Is Saying Hello!
What is up people?!
Quick question. Why are there no shows about video games on G4 anymore? I mean it might as well be called “FOX LITE” because all that is on there is “Cops” and “Arrested Development” and both of those shows are not worth watching. Like…at all. I mean I was one that LIKED having a network for gamers because we all know that a network for geeks would never work. Oh wait, YES IT FUCKING WOULD! I network for nerds would have the highest ratings ever because nerds never leave the FUCKING HOUSE! I mean check out the TV blocks:
4am-7am: Old School Disney Cartoons
Yes, I know that Toon Disney has some but I am talking about the shows from our youth. You know:
• Darkwing Duck
• Ducktales
• Gargoyles
• Bonkers (Yeah, totally nuts!)
• Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers
• The Wuzzles (I know it isn’t Disney…but I liked The Wuzzles. Bumblelion in the house, mofos!)
7am-9am: Morning Dew
Gamers know what I mean. That first Mountain Dew after a night of gaming that ended at 3am just to start back at 7am. Mountain Dew is nerd coffee and we all will admit it. This could be like Attack of the Show-meets-X-Play with hosts that kind of know what the fuck is going on with some Today Show tossed in there for some news cred. I mean it wouldn’t be that hard of a show to create or to market.
9am-12pm: Robot Madness!
Every cartoon with a robot is on in this block:
• Gundam (Any series will do. Not like anyone really has a fucking idea what is going on in that damn show)
• Voltron (HELLS. YES.)
• Transformers (Old school. None of that Beast Wars or Machine Wars bullshit)
• Go-Bots (They serve their purpose…to fill time between REAL ROBOTS. AW SNAP!)
• Manzinger/Tranzor Z (HELLS THE FUCK YES ALL OVER MY FACE!
• Astro Boy (Got to go with an original to end things)
After that I am kind of lost a bit between original programming or tossing in some other nerd shows like maybe so Star Trek, Dr. Who, Dresden Files, Firefly and Quantum Leap. Also wanted to add some shows like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Masked Rider (You know, if the American version wasn’t so bastardized it could have taken off) and other shows like that. Late night could be filled with a new Heavy Metal series, Duckman and other shows of that type. Hell, maybe even toss in some “Salute Your Shorts” and “Hey Dude” for some real late night Snick action! Hell, bring back The Roundhouse! You will always have a friend there!
Lastly, every Thanksgiving there has to be a marathon of….LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!:
SILVER SNAKES, FOOLS! WHAT?!
Anyone else have any ideas? I think this needs to be pitched to someone because the idea is genius. WE nerds need our own channel, not one that CLAIMS to be our channel…like BET does for Black people. Yeah, I said it.
Lastly, while reading Media Takeout (Please don’t ask why) I found out about this whole story about Chris Brown supposedly hitting Rihanna. First off, these people that are bitching about how “it is never okay to hit a woman” need to shut their ass. There are several good reasons for hitting a woman (She hits you more than twice, she is fucking her ex-boyfriend, she voted for Nader) you just shouldn’t because people think you shouldn’t and public opinion is kind of law. However, is it any of your fucking business? The answer is no so don’t say anything else aside that. Secondly…does anyone really give a rats ass about this? I mean people online are acting like the world will stop spinning because Chris Breezy slapped up the “Disturbia” chick for being a dumbass because he is a dumbass FOR BEING A CELEBRITY AND SMACKING UP A BITCH ON A MAJOR STREET THE NIGHT BEFORE A MAJOR AWARD SHOW. I mean, not the brightest light in the marquee if I say so myself but it ain’t my business. All I have to say is that Dr. Dre slapped a woman up real good in the early 90’s and he made it out just fine. Hell, Lionel Ritchie got beat up by a woman and he…well…he WAS a superstar. “Dancing on the Ceiling” was a long ass time ago. Either way, even if he did people will support him because at the end of the day women, just like Eskimos, Turks and puppies…aren’t people. Which means they don’t have souls! It’s science!
By the way, anyone that reads that above paragraph and thinks I am serious is a fucktard. We all know that Eskimos ARE people, just magical. Gawd, u ppl r stoopid. LOLZ
Well, that is all for now. Wish Rihanna a speedy recovery so she can continue pissing me off slightly less than Beyonce. And let’s hope Chris Brown can avoid jail so he can continue to be a poor man’s Ne-Yo who is a poor man’s Usher. Oh, and so that he won’t get raped because if Chris Brown goes to county he WILL be the Heath Inspectors’ favorite backdoor visit. He’s gonna take you down!
Man, I gotta stop smokin’ this shit right here! I am out, fools! Be back at some point this week. I am changing up Douchebrawl this year due to not renewing the domain name but I will have it figured out soon. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out.
Quick question. Why are there no shows about video games on G4 anymore? I mean it might as well be called “FOX LITE” because all that is on there is “Cops” and “Arrested Development” and both of those shows are not worth watching. Like…at all. I mean I was one that LIKED having a network for gamers because we all know that a network for geeks would never work. Oh wait, YES IT FUCKING WOULD! I network for nerds would have the highest ratings ever because nerds never leave the FUCKING HOUSE! I mean check out the TV blocks:
4am-7am: Old School Disney Cartoons
Yes, I know that Toon Disney has some but I am talking about the shows from our youth. You know:
• Darkwing Duck
• Ducktales
• Gargoyles
• Bonkers (Yeah, totally nuts!)
• Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers
• The Wuzzles (I know it isn’t Disney…but I liked The Wuzzles. Bumblelion in the house, mofos!)
7am-9am: Morning Dew
Gamers know what I mean. That first Mountain Dew after a night of gaming that ended at 3am just to start back at 7am. Mountain Dew is nerd coffee and we all will admit it. This could be like Attack of the Show-meets-X-Play with hosts that kind of know what the fuck is going on with some Today Show tossed in there for some news cred. I mean it wouldn’t be that hard of a show to create or to market.
9am-12pm: Robot Madness!
Every cartoon with a robot is on in this block:
• Gundam (Any series will do. Not like anyone really has a fucking idea what is going on in that damn show)
• Voltron (HELLS. YES.)
• Transformers (Old school. None of that Beast Wars or Machine Wars bullshit)
• Go-Bots (They serve their purpose…to fill time between REAL ROBOTS. AW SNAP!)
• Manzinger/Tranzor Z (HELLS THE FUCK YES ALL OVER MY FACE!
• Astro Boy (Got to go with an original to end things)
After that I am kind of lost a bit between original programming or tossing in some other nerd shows like maybe so Star Trek, Dr. Who, Dresden Files, Firefly and Quantum Leap. Also wanted to add some shows like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Masked Rider (You know, if the American version wasn’t so bastardized it could have taken off) and other shows like that. Late night could be filled with a new Heavy Metal series, Duckman and other shows of that type. Hell, maybe even toss in some “Salute Your Shorts” and “Hey Dude” for some real late night Snick action! Hell, bring back The Roundhouse! You will always have a friend there!
Lastly, every Thanksgiving there has to be a marathon of….LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!:
SILVER SNAKES, FOOLS! WHAT?!
Anyone else have any ideas? I think this needs to be pitched to someone because the idea is genius. WE nerds need our own channel, not one that CLAIMS to be our channel…like BET does for Black people. Yeah, I said it.
Lastly, while reading Media Takeout (Please don’t ask why) I found out about this whole story about Chris Brown supposedly hitting Rihanna. First off, these people that are bitching about how “it is never okay to hit a woman” need to shut their ass. There are several good reasons for hitting a woman (She hits you more than twice, she is fucking her ex-boyfriend, she voted for Nader) you just shouldn’t because people think you shouldn’t and public opinion is kind of law. However, is it any of your fucking business? The answer is no so don’t say anything else aside that. Secondly…does anyone really give a rats ass about this? I mean people online are acting like the world will stop spinning because Chris Breezy slapped up the “Disturbia” chick for being a dumbass because he is a dumbass FOR BEING A CELEBRITY AND SMACKING UP A BITCH ON A MAJOR STREET THE NIGHT BEFORE A MAJOR AWARD SHOW. I mean, not the brightest light in the marquee if I say so myself but it ain’t my business. All I have to say is that Dr. Dre slapped a woman up real good in the early 90’s and he made it out just fine. Hell, Lionel Ritchie got beat up by a woman and he…well…he WAS a superstar. “Dancing on the Ceiling” was a long ass time ago. Either way, even if he did people will support him because at the end of the day women, just like Eskimos, Turks and puppies…aren’t people. Which means they don’t have souls! It’s science!
By the way, anyone that reads that above paragraph and thinks I am serious is a fucktard. We all know that Eskimos ARE people, just magical. Gawd, u ppl r stoopid. LOLZ
Well, that is all for now. Wish Rihanna a speedy recovery so she can continue pissing me off slightly less than Beyonce. And let’s hope Chris Brown can avoid jail so he can continue to be a poor man’s Ne-Yo who is a poor man’s Usher. Oh, and so that he won’t get raped because if Chris Brown goes to county he WILL be the Heath Inspectors’ favorite backdoor visit. He’s gonna take you down!
Man, I gotta stop smokin’ this shit right here! I am out, fools! Be back at some point this week. I am changing up Douchebrawl this year due to not renewing the domain name but I will have it figured out soon. Until then, stay up.
Chachi Out.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Singing Asian Women: THEY HAVE FOUND MY WEAKNESS!!
Well you know what time it is so let’s get this party started right on this awesomely beautiful Friday! Get ready for…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We only have one video in this weeks’ Falling Out but it is a doozy:
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Peaked at #1 for Five Weeks)
One of the biggest videos of 2008 finally drops off and we begin this week with another one that might!
20. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #18)
We begin this week with young Kid CuDi falling two spots this week to number twenty. It has only been three weeks and he may be on his way out. Hard enough just to get on here, though.
19. HALCALI – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #17)
This week looks like Halcali’s final week after a triumphant return. They have a new video so they should be back soon.
18. BoA - Eien (New Entry)
BoA is back! Oddly enough, she is back and singing…in Japanese. PICK A LANGUAGE AND STICK WITH IT! NO FENCE SITTERS! I kid, I kid. She could be singing in Cambodian for all I care. I love her so much!
17. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #14)
So I guess me missing them last year is the end of that story. Is Paramore EVER coming back to Colorado? I’M SORRY!
16. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #19)
Mr. Legend moves up three big spots this week as he has silently become one of the most successful artists in the Countdown’s history. Four number one videos and an Artist of the Year win for 2006 kind of prove it.
15. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Looks like the Game and Ne-Yo need to take some more pictures because they fall this week and look to have stalled out. Whatever this leaked song with Anthony Hamilton is all about needs to be made into a video RIGHT NOW.
14. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #15)
The Snowman moves up a spot this week with this ode to our Black president. The remix with Jay Z is actually…serviceable. Not GOOD, but serviceable.
13. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #10, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls from the Top 10 for the first time in almost three months! She dominated the end of 2008 and the beginning of this year and with a new album in March and a new video already, it may be her year!
12. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #16)
B.o.B. is making moves this week! He hops up four huge spots this week as we begin to learn a little more about ATL’s next big thing. Working with T.I. and Luda will help out a lot with that.
11. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #8)
After coming so close to taking the number one spot, Ikimonogakari falls from the Top 10 this week. Not sure when I will get me some more of them, though.
10. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #13)
We are into the Top 10 and we start with the return of BACK-ON! After a hiatus between now and “Sands Of Time” the climb back up into the upper half this week. Now I have to wait forever for a new album from these guys. Great.
9. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #11)
Jesse McCartney is moving on up this week! He takes a spot at number nine this week and I have to say…J-Tim better make a comeback or J-Mac is taking his spot. I’m just saying.
8. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #6)
Nana, once one step away from taking the crown, now falls two more spots this week. Her new video will be on here soon odds are, so don’t feel bad, guys!
7. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #9)
NERD is back, people! Their latest video moves up and closer to the top spot that has eluded them prior. Can Pharrell hit the top without Kanye in tow?
6. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #6)
Speaking of Kanye, he stays put at number six this week and looks like he may have a streak broken. He has had SEVEN STRAIGHT VIDEOS in the Top Three including six of them at number one (Unless you count Kid Sister…which I don’t. I was at a weird place in my life!) which is like…insane.
5. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #7)
We gots more YA-KYIM for you! They have their second Top Five video of 2009 and they have two in the Top Five right now! The question is…the other one still at number one?
4. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 2)
After two hard fought weeks, Aqua Timez falls two spots to number four and is unable to knock off the defending champ! It was a long road but many others have fallen to the wayside as well so they shouldn’t feel bad. And we are down to three!
3. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #4)
In a TOTAL SHOCKER, Joe Inoue has moved up to the bronze medal spot this week in their first time out! The Naruto bump hasn’t worked for two damn years but they are able to pull it off. Times are a changing…
2. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #3)
RSP and the legendary BGB are one step away from taking over the Countdown! They move up one spot this week but that spot is the dreaded runner up spot! No video has hopne from number two to number one in over 4 months! Can they pull it off? Well, we will have to find out next week!
1. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
Ya-kyim - kimi ga iru dake de
by vero147
For one full month, YA-KYIM has held down the Countdown! They have surpassed the reign of “Super Looper” last year by a week and with how things are going now, this could be their year to shine! Even still, this mini-album of theirs may be the best of 2009 because I CANNOT stop listening to it! Great stuff!
Well, that is all for this Friday! See you in a week to see if YA-KYIM can make it a big five weeks at number one! Or can RSP x BGB take the top spot after over TWO MONTHS of climbing? Or will Joe Inoue shock us all and reign supreme as rookies? See you in seven to find out!
I will be in D-Town tomorrow for most of the night so if I don’t make it back in time Happy Birthday, Shai! Or however it’s spelled; I really aint a word person. Until next time, peeps! Stay up!
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We only have one video in this weeks’ Falling Out but it is a doozy:
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Peaked at #1 for Five Weeks)
One of the biggest videos of 2008 finally drops off and we begin this week with another one that might!
20. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #18)
We begin this week with young Kid CuDi falling two spots this week to number twenty. It has only been three weeks and he may be on his way out. Hard enough just to get on here, though.
19. HALCALI – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #17)
This week looks like Halcali’s final week after a triumphant return. They have a new video so they should be back soon.
18. BoA - Eien (New Entry)
BoA is back! Oddly enough, she is back and singing…in Japanese. PICK A LANGUAGE AND STICK WITH IT! NO FENCE SITTERS! I kid, I kid. She could be singing in Cambodian for all I care. I love her so much!
17. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #14)
So I guess me missing them last year is the end of that story. Is Paramore EVER coming back to Colorado? I’M SORRY!
16. John Legend – Everybody Knows (Last Week #19)
Mr. Legend moves up three big spots this week as he has silently become one of the most successful artists in the Countdown’s history. Four number one videos and an Artist of the Year win for 2006 kind of prove it.
15. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Looks like the Game and Ne-Yo need to take some more pictures because they fall this week and look to have stalled out. Whatever this leaked song with Anthony Hamilton is all about needs to be made into a video RIGHT NOW.
14. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #15)
The Snowman moves up a spot this week with this ode to our Black president. The remix with Jay Z is actually…serviceable. Not GOOD, but serviceable.
13. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #10, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls from the Top 10 for the first time in almost three months! She dominated the end of 2008 and the beginning of this year and with a new album in March and a new video already, it may be her year!
12. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #16)
B.o.B. is making moves this week! He hops up four huge spots this week as we begin to learn a little more about ATL’s next big thing. Working with T.I. and Luda will help out a lot with that.
11. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #8)
After coming so close to taking the number one spot, Ikimonogakari falls from the Top 10 this week. Not sure when I will get me some more of them, though.
10. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #13)
We are into the Top 10 and we start with the return of BACK-ON! After a hiatus between now and “Sands Of Time” the climb back up into the upper half this week. Now I have to wait forever for a new album from these guys. Great.
9. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #11)
Jesse McCartney is moving on up this week! He takes a spot at number nine this week and I have to say…J-Tim better make a comeback or J-Mac is taking his spot. I’m just saying.
8. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #6)
Nana, once one step away from taking the crown, now falls two more spots this week. Her new video will be on here soon odds are, so don’t feel bad, guys!
7. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #9)
NERD is back, people! Their latest video moves up and closer to the top spot that has eluded them prior. Can Pharrell hit the top without Kanye in tow?
6. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #6)
Speaking of Kanye, he stays put at number six this week and looks like he may have a streak broken. He has had SEVEN STRAIGHT VIDEOS in the Top Three including six of them at number one (Unless you count Kid Sister…which I don’t. I was at a weird place in my life!) which is like…insane.
5. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #7)
We gots more YA-KYIM for you! They have their second Top Five video of 2009 and they have two in the Top Five right now! The question is…the other one still at number one?
4. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 2)
After two hard fought weeks, Aqua Timez falls two spots to number four and is unable to knock off the defending champ! It was a long road but many others have fallen to the wayside as well so they shouldn’t feel bad. And we are down to three!
3. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #4)
In a TOTAL SHOCKER, Joe Inoue has moved up to the bronze medal spot this week in their first time out! The Naruto bump hasn’t worked for two damn years but they are able to pull it off. Times are a changing…
2. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #3)
RSP and the legendary BGB are one step away from taking over the Countdown! They move up one spot this week but that spot is the dreaded runner up spot! No video has hopne from number two to number one in over 4 months! Can they pull it off? Well, we will have to find out next week!
1. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Four Weeks at #1)
Ya-kyim - kimi ga iru dake de
by vero147
For one full month, YA-KYIM has held down the Countdown! They have surpassed the reign of “Super Looper” last year by a week and with how things are going now, this could be their year to shine! Even still, this mini-album of theirs may be the best of 2009 because I CANNOT stop listening to it! Great stuff!
Well, that is all for this Friday! See you in a week to see if YA-KYIM can make it a big five weeks at number one! Or can RSP x BGB take the top spot after over TWO MONTHS of climbing? Or will Joe Inoue shock us all and reign supreme as rookies? See you in seven to find out!
I will be in D-Town tomorrow for most of the night so if I don’t make it back in time Happy Birthday, Shai! Or however it’s spelled; I really aint a word person. Until next time, peeps! Stay up!
Chachi Out
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Taking A Break: Not Just For An Ex That Wanted To Fuck Her Ex-Boyfriend Anymore...
What is up, people?! I am back with my first new blog in about two weeks and I have to say…I have kind of missed it. Just been too tired to do it when I get back from D-Town. However, it is about that time to make my return! A rather quick one, but still. First things first…
Why Is Zac Efron So Dreamy?
I mean seriously? His eyes could tame the evilest bear and everytime he sings a song, an angel comes. It’s true; look it up in the Bible. I mean How can anyone look at The Eff and not believe in life after love? You better not break his heart, Vanessa!
The CO vs. The Snitch: WORST. HIP HOP BEEF. EVER.
We are in tragic days and times, peeps. It seems that two of the most worthless pieces of shit to pick up the microphone are taking all of their niggardly goodness and putting it in MP3 format for all of us to wonder WHO IN THE FUCK CARES?! The two bloodclots I speak of are Officer Rick Ross and 50 First Snitches Cent. Now both of these niggas are worthless. I mean I can think of nothing of redeeming quality that they have brought to society at all. I mean, at least I can offend people with humor on purpose. Their music is offensive to all not because of the lyrical content but because it is that damn bad. Now, these to trifling ass niggas are beefing. I have to ask myself:
“Self, WILL THESE STUPID ASS NIGGAS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!”
I mean come on, people. No beefs are good beefs. The only good beef to come out of hip hop was the Young MC/Redhead Kingpin beef of 1988. Aside from that, all rap disputes end in the deaths of people that don’t deserve to die and the continued life of those that DESERVE IT. Shawty Lo…I am looking square at your simple ass. Non-rapping fuck. Just when rap is looking up, the fear that all Black people have rears its ugly head: NIGGAS FUCKING UP A GOOD TIME:
I mean does anyone even care about 50 Cent anymore? I mean, except for niggas. He is like the nigga Martin Luther King or something because they actually think he is…like…worth a damn. It is really disheartening. As for Rick Ross…”Hustlin” was alright but aside from that I liked him better when he was Chef. Wait, he aint Isaac Hayes! Who in the hell is Rick Ross?! Guess I better get ready for another year of BET being ignorant again. Guess I will be watching Adult Swim even more this year.
Damn, I Was Actually Right. People DO Suck
You know, I had a pretty enlightening conversation with Copper on Saturday about a talk he had with Commander Gary. He said that all the normal people he knew that DIDN’T fuck people over and DIDN’T act like total douches all the time and really just followed all the rules of common decency were all miserable as hell. Now some people are miserable by choice (You know who you are) but I understood what he meant right off the top. On the other hand, total assholes and fuckwits are the happiest and oddly enough sometimes the most successful people out there and it is all owed to not giving a fuck about anyone or anything but themselves. He then posed it to himself:
Am I doing this wrong? Is being a Chad the best way to go?
In a lot of retrospect I have to agree with him. Not giving a shit about people is how everyone succeeds in life. You think Barry Bonds gave a shit about anyone? Hells no, and he is the home run king and is knee deep in bitches right now. It is become that the more you care, the less you get by because giving a fuck about people means that you get found by people that DON’T give a fuck and you totally get ran over. There are two or three of you that know what I mean but there is no time for a pity party right now. We all pay bills and have interest rates for the fuckers that DON’T pay their bills. We have insurance for the fuckers that CAN’T drive without drinking a beer at the same time. The people that follow the rules and act like decent human beings are fucked because the ones that only look out for themselves get by scot free. Like YC, I have been wondering if maybe it is best to just be the toolkits I so despise because they seem to have it all down to a doucherific science. It is like I have said about niggas, bros, dumb bitches, Christians and Turks: they relish in their ignorance. By doing so, they take such joy in being assholes that they become comfortable in their own skin…no matter how much of a horrible human being they may be. It’s a simple but mind-blowing theory but man it is so true.
The problem is that we see these people so often now because I think everyone is realizing that being a fuckwit is the way to be. No one expects anything from you so if you act like a fuckwit no one is shocked and if you show THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF COMMON SENSE people think you are then second coming of Freddie Mercury. Yes, he is bigger than Jesus. And gayer, too…barely! So I have stated several times that people suck for various reasons (Both male and female) but man, I never really thought I was RIGHT. In retrospect, think of all the douchebags or dumb bitches you know. Are any of them in jail? Are any of them forced to have their tubes tied? No, because the normies end up being forced to protect the stupid at their own expense. IT SUCKS BECAUSE THEY SUCK. That was kind of a downer but man, it is a very interesting theory. Test it out and see what you find. I am going to continue this one on Sunday because I want to get some more input but I believe it is time for an Omnibus about it. Sucks to be me:
Not really, I just wanted a reason to post Avenue Q…because I am totally not gay.
Well, that is all for now. I have to be up at the ass-crack of dawn once again. I will be back for the Countdown on Friday and should be back on Sunday for an Omnibus. Until then, peace out peeps!
Chachi Out
Why Is Zac Efron So Dreamy?
I mean seriously? His eyes could tame the evilest bear and everytime he sings a song, an angel comes. It’s true; look it up in the Bible. I mean How can anyone look at The Eff and not believe in life after love? You better not break his heart, Vanessa!
The CO vs. The Snitch: WORST. HIP HOP BEEF. EVER.
We are in tragic days and times, peeps. It seems that two of the most worthless pieces of shit to pick up the microphone are taking all of their niggardly goodness and putting it in MP3 format for all of us to wonder WHO IN THE FUCK CARES?! The two bloodclots I speak of are Officer Rick Ross and 50 First Snitches Cent. Now both of these niggas are worthless. I mean I can think of nothing of redeeming quality that they have brought to society at all. I mean, at least I can offend people with humor on purpose. Their music is offensive to all not because of the lyrical content but because it is that damn bad. Now, these to trifling ass niggas are beefing. I have to ask myself:
“Self, WILL THESE STUPID ASS NIGGAS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!”
I mean come on, people. No beefs are good beefs. The only good beef to come out of hip hop was the Young MC/Redhead Kingpin beef of 1988. Aside from that, all rap disputes end in the deaths of people that don’t deserve to die and the continued life of those that DESERVE IT. Shawty Lo…I am looking square at your simple ass. Non-rapping fuck. Just when rap is looking up, the fear that all Black people have rears its ugly head: NIGGAS FUCKING UP A GOOD TIME:
I mean does anyone even care about 50 Cent anymore? I mean, except for niggas. He is like the nigga Martin Luther King or something because they actually think he is…like…worth a damn. It is really disheartening. As for Rick Ross…”Hustlin” was alright but aside from that I liked him better when he was Chef. Wait, he aint Isaac Hayes! Who in the hell is Rick Ross?! Guess I better get ready for another year of BET being ignorant again. Guess I will be watching Adult Swim even more this year.
Damn, I Was Actually Right. People DO Suck
You know, I had a pretty enlightening conversation with Copper on Saturday about a talk he had with Commander Gary. He said that all the normal people he knew that DIDN’T fuck people over and DIDN’T act like total douches all the time and really just followed all the rules of common decency were all miserable as hell. Now some people are miserable by choice (You know who you are) but I understood what he meant right off the top. On the other hand, total assholes and fuckwits are the happiest and oddly enough sometimes the most successful people out there and it is all owed to not giving a fuck about anyone or anything but themselves. He then posed it to himself:
Am I doing this wrong? Is being a Chad the best way to go?
In a lot of retrospect I have to agree with him. Not giving a shit about people is how everyone succeeds in life. You think Barry Bonds gave a shit about anyone? Hells no, and he is the home run king and is knee deep in bitches right now. It is become that the more you care, the less you get by because giving a fuck about people means that you get found by people that DON’T give a fuck and you totally get ran over. There are two or three of you that know what I mean but there is no time for a pity party right now. We all pay bills and have interest rates for the fuckers that DON’T pay their bills. We have insurance for the fuckers that CAN’T drive without drinking a beer at the same time. The people that follow the rules and act like decent human beings are fucked because the ones that only look out for themselves get by scot free. Like YC, I have been wondering if maybe it is best to just be the toolkits I so despise because they seem to have it all down to a doucherific science. It is like I have said about niggas, bros, dumb bitches, Christians and Turks: they relish in their ignorance. By doing so, they take such joy in being assholes that they become comfortable in their own skin…no matter how much of a horrible human being they may be. It’s a simple but mind-blowing theory but man it is so true.
The problem is that we see these people so often now because I think everyone is realizing that being a fuckwit is the way to be. No one expects anything from you so if you act like a fuckwit no one is shocked and if you show THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF COMMON SENSE people think you are then second coming of Freddie Mercury. Yes, he is bigger than Jesus. And gayer, too…barely! So I have stated several times that people suck for various reasons (Both male and female) but man, I never really thought I was RIGHT. In retrospect, think of all the douchebags or dumb bitches you know. Are any of them in jail? Are any of them forced to have their tubes tied? No, because the normies end up being forced to protect the stupid at their own expense. IT SUCKS BECAUSE THEY SUCK. That was kind of a downer but man, it is a very interesting theory. Test it out and see what you find. I am going to continue this one on Sunday because I want to get some more input but I believe it is time for an Omnibus about it. Sucks to be me:
Not really, I just wanted a reason to post Avenue Q…because I am totally not gay.
Well, that is all for now. I have to be up at the ass-crack of dawn once again. I will be back for the Countdown on Friday and should be back on Sunday for an Omnibus. Until then, peace out peeps!
Chachi Out
Friday, January 30, 2009
Girl Bands: Sucking Since Jade Broke Up...Until Now!
Well, I am back on the scene after finishing my taxes and it is time to celebrate! Get ready for the biggest twenty videos on the planet!
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We only have one video on Falling Out this week:
YUI – I’ll Be (Peaked at #2)
Big year for YUI last year, but she seems to have quieted down. We start off with the second biggest video of 2008 spending its last week on the chart!
20. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #16, Five Weeks at #1)
After a long…long…LONG run, T.I. and Rihanna fall four spots this week and look to be with us for the last time. I wonder if the T.I. and Justin Timberlake song will be made into video form soon?
19. John Legend – Everybody Knows (New Entry)
New John Legend! This is a song I missed a few times due to my iPod being full but now that I have my Zune back, maybe the piece of shit will work and I can listen to it. Love this song and just saw the video…now. What do ya think?
18. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #19)
Kid CuDi slowly moves up this week as he climbs one single spot. I wonder where they are going to take this to because he is actually rather tolerable.
17. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #13)
NEW VIDEO! Got it downloaded and it is the mad notes! Big ups to James for pointing it out to me as well. I have readers!
16. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #20)
B.o.B. rockets up four spots this week! So with hip hop resurging, this is a good year for someone like B.o.B. to come out and ride the wave like Kanye and Lupe did in 2004-2005 after the brainrape that was 50 Cent.
15. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #17)
So Jeezy and Nas move up two spots this week and I have to say that this video is growing on me despite the asinine hook. Because it is damn stupid.
14. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #11)
Paramore falls three spots this week as one of the biggest bands of 2008 makes its last stop it seems for a least a while. I needs more Hayley!
13. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #15)
BACK-ON moves a little bit closer to return to the Top 10 this week as they climb up two spots. They shocked a lot of people by bringing home two Chachi Music Awards but their album was well worth the wait. Check it out!
12. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Game and Ne-Yo seem to have stalled out this week as they spend their second week at number twelve. Ne-Yo’s new video isn’t bad at all I must say. Has an Usher vibe to it. Not in a bad way, either.
11. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #14)
Yeah, THAT Jesse McCartney is one step away from the Top 10. Screw you, this song is bad ass. And the remix of “How Do You Sleep” is surprisingly great as well. Could we see a J-Tim replacement?
10. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #10, Four Weeks at #1)
We are into the Top 10 as we begin with BoA and her former number one video! Those of you that have called me may have heard that this is MY FRICKING RINGBACK NOW! IN YOUR FACE, KRAPPABEL! Seriously, I still love this song.
9. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #10)
So NERD is slowly moving up, hopping a spot this week. I wonder if the Kanye West tour is coming to Denver at all. Odds are…no.
8. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #5)
Ikimonogakari falls from the Top Five this week as it looks like their bid to finally retake the top spot has ended. They are a frontrunner for Album of the Year in 2009, though.
7. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #9)
YA-KYIM and SEAMO are moving on up! Two more spots and they are back in the Top Five with maybe another video, joining only a few artists that have ever pulled that off on the Countdown! Man, they need another full album.
6. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #3)
After coming so close to knocking off the champ, Nana Mizuki falls three big spots this week outside of the Top Five. She has a new video though so it is only a matter of time before she comes back.
5. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #7)
We are in the Top Five and Kanye West is back up here once again! I am hearing rumblings that they next video off of his album is “Amazing” with Young Jeezy or “Coldest Winter” and if that is the case I am hella happy in both moves.
4. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #6)
Well I’ll be damned! Joe Inoue moves up a big two spots this week and one step closer to maybe even a number one video! Man, this video has really caught my attention and the song is on every MP3 mix I make lately. It is that good. We are down to three!
3. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #4)
It has been a LOOOOOONG JOURNEY for RSP x BGB but they are into the Top Three finally for the first time! So I am wondering what is next from RSP because I hadn’t heard much from them but I see no albums for them on YesAsia. Little help, anyone?
2. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 2)
For the second straight week, Aqua Timez holds on to the runner up spot! WHAT IN THE HELL IS UP WITH THE BLEACH FILLER! TURN THE FRICKING PENDELUM ALREADY, DAMMIT! Crap….well with Aqua Timez at number two, we have the same number one once again!
1. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Three Weeks at #1)
YA-KYIM is at number one for the third straight week! I looks like we may have a dynasty in the making here with these young ladies. Bennie K could have a run for their money with them as they are both tied with two number one videos! Who is the biggest J-Pop group on the Countdown? YA-KYIM has the edge now!
Well, that is all for this week! Tune in next week to see if YA-KYIM can make it a full week on top! Or will Aqua Timez finally grab the throne back? Or can RSP x BGB continue their streak and take the crown from the ladies of YA-KYIM? See you in seven to find out!
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We only have one video on Falling Out this week:
YUI – I’ll Be (Peaked at #2)
Big year for YUI last year, but she seems to have quieted down. We start off with the second biggest video of 2008 spending its last week on the chart!
20. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #16, Five Weeks at #1)
After a long…long…LONG run, T.I. and Rihanna fall four spots this week and look to be with us for the last time. I wonder if the T.I. and Justin Timberlake song will be made into video form soon?
19. John Legend – Everybody Knows (New Entry)
New John Legend! This is a song I missed a few times due to my iPod being full but now that I have my Zune back, maybe the piece of shit will work and I can listen to it. Love this song and just saw the video…now. What do ya think?
18. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #19)
Kid CuDi slowly moves up this week as he climbs one single spot. I wonder where they are going to take this to because he is actually rather tolerable.
17. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #13)
NEW VIDEO! Got it downloaded and it is the mad notes! Big ups to James for pointing it out to me as well. I have readers!
16. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (Last Week #20)
B.o.B. rockets up four spots this week! So with hip hop resurging, this is a good year for someone like B.o.B. to come out and ride the wave like Kanye and Lupe did in 2004-2005 after the brainrape that was 50 Cent.
15. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (Last Week #17)
So Jeezy and Nas move up two spots this week and I have to say that this video is growing on me despite the asinine hook. Because it is damn stupid.
14. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #11)
Paramore falls three spots this week as one of the biggest bands of 2008 makes its last stop it seems for a least a while. I needs more Hayley!
13. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #15)
BACK-ON moves a little bit closer to return to the Top 10 this week as they climb up two spots. They shocked a lot of people by bringing home two Chachi Music Awards but their album was well worth the wait. Check it out!
12. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Game and Ne-Yo seem to have stalled out this week as they spend their second week at number twelve. Ne-Yo’s new video isn’t bad at all I must say. Has an Usher vibe to it. Not in a bad way, either.
11. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #14)
Yeah, THAT Jesse McCartney is one step away from the Top 10. Screw you, this song is bad ass. And the remix of “How Do You Sleep” is surprisingly great as well. Could we see a J-Tim replacement?
10. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #10, Four Weeks at #1)
We are into the Top 10 as we begin with BoA and her former number one video! Those of you that have called me may have heard that this is MY FRICKING RINGBACK NOW! IN YOUR FACE, KRAPPABEL! Seriously, I still love this song.
9. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #10)
So NERD is slowly moving up, hopping a spot this week. I wonder if the Kanye West tour is coming to Denver at all. Odds are…no.
8. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #5)
Ikimonogakari falls from the Top Five this week as it looks like their bid to finally retake the top spot has ended. They are a frontrunner for Album of the Year in 2009, though.
7. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #9)
YA-KYIM and SEAMO are moving on up! Two more spots and they are back in the Top Five with maybe another video, joining only a few artists that have ever pulled that off on the Countdown! Man, they need another full album.
6. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #3)
After coming so close to knocking off the champ, Nana Mizuki falls three big spots this week outside of the Top Five. She has a new video though so it is only a matter of time before she comes back.
5. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #7)
We are in the Top Five and Kanye West is back up here once again! I am hearing rumblings that they next video off of his album is “Amazing” with Young Jeezy or “Coldest Winter” and if that is the case I am hella happy in both moves.
4. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #6)
Well I’ll be damned! Joe Inoue moves up a big two spots this week and one step closer to maybe even a number one video! Man, this video has really caught my attention and the song is on every MP3 mix I make lately. It is that good. We are down to three!
3. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #4)
It has been a LOOOOOONG JOURNEY for RSP x BGB but they are into the Top Three finally for the first time! So I am wondering what is next from RSP because I hadn’t heard much from them but I see no albums for them on YesAsia. Little help, anyone?
2. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 2)
For the second straight week, Aqua Timez holds on to the runner up spot! WHAT IN THE HELL IS UP WITH THE BLEACH FILLER! TURN THE FRICKING PENDELUM ALREADY, DAMMIT! Crap….well with Aqua Timez at number two, we have the same number one once again!
1. YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Three Weeks at #1)
YA-KYIM is at number one for the third straight week! I looks like we may have a dynasty in the making here with these young ladies. Bennie K could have a run for their money with them as they are both tied with two number one videos! Who is the biggest J-Pop group on the Countdown? YA-KYIM has the edge now!
Well, that is all for this week! Tune in next week to see if YA-KYIM can make it a full week on top! Or will Aqua Timez finally grab the throne back? Or can RSP x BGB continue their streak and take the crown from the ladies of YA-KYIM? See you in seven to find out!
Chachi Out
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Can I Get An "I'm To Sober To Post" Wednesday?!
First things first: GOOD LUCK IN NEW YORK, K-MONEY! YOU GOT THIS ON LOCKDOWN!
Secondly…this is the greatest song ever:
Seriously, I could not stop laughing when this came on my iPod on the FREX. Hard to explain to people how great this song is when no one knows who Nitty is. I mean….GOD THIS SONG IS FRICKING TIT SANDWICH! I am so old, I remember wanting to see that movie because of Christina Milian. Then she went and fucked Nick Cannon. Which means she has the AIDS. Sorry baby, you missed out on the Deuce.
Countdown on Friday and DOUCHEBRAWL BEGINS NEXT THURSDAY! STAY TUNED, MOFOS!
Chachi Out
Secondly…this is the greatest song ever:
Seriously, I could not stop laughing when this came on my iPod on the FREX. Hard to explain to people how great this song is when no one knows who Nitty is. I mean….GOD THIS SONG IS FRICKING TIT SANDWICH! I am so old, I remember wanting to see that movie because of Christina Milian. Then she went and fucked Nick Cannon. Which means she has the AIDS. Sorry baby, you missed out on the Deuce.
Countdown on Friday and DOUCHEBRAWL BEGINS NEXT THURSDAY! STAY TUNED, MOFOS!
Chachi Out
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Awards: Arbitrarily Given To People For No Real Reason Since 1934. NOW IT'S MY TURN!
Alright, after a few delays and a hell of a lot of deliberation, it is time for the biggest award show of the year behind the Chachi Video Music Awards! The nominees have been
Passion of Chachi Presents the 2008 Chachi Music Awards!!
And here…we…go….
SONGS
Dance Song of the Year
Lady GaGa – Just Dance
Chris Brown – Forever
BoA – Eat You Up
JUSTICE – D.A.N.C.E.
Pitbull featuring Lil Jon – Krazy
Ciara featuring T-Pain – Go Girl
NaNa – SHOW GIRL
And The Winner Is…BoA – Eat You Up!
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Not really a shocker but this one was close. Lady GaGa came close to winning this one but in the end no one can top BoA. Anyone get that reference? “Girls on Top?” Anyone? Okay, I admit it was kind of a reach.
Pop Song of the Year
Hearts Grow – Sora
James Morrison – You Give Me
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Colbie Calliblat – Realize
Duffy – Warrick Avenue
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Bi (Rain) – Love Story
Rihanna – Take A Bow
And The Winner Is…Rain – Love Story!
Okay, this comes as a little bit of an upset but you forget something: THIS IS RAIN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE! He is the sexiest piece of Korean mancake to ever come from the peninsula! Hearts Grow and Wonder Girls both came close but in the end, no one can stop Rain!
Rock Song of the Year
Nightmare – Lost In Blue
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
Mindless Self-Indulgence – Never Wanted To Dance
Paramore – That’s What You Get
BACK-ON – Sands Of Time
The Killers – Too Human
L’Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN
KELUN – CHU-BURA
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT!
Their swansong year was 2008 and I have to give them credit where credit is due. I initially didn’t like this band but as soon as they became my favorite band…they broke up. This is the least I can do for them rocking our faces as J-Rock fans for the last three years or so.
Hip Hop Song of the Year
Kanye West – Love Lockdown
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life
Lupe Fiasco feat Mark Santos, Young Jeezy & T.I. – Superstar (Remix)
Game feat Keishia Cole – Game’s Pain
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
Lil Wayne feat Static Major – Lollipop
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) – Us Placers
Fonzworth Bentley feat Kanye West and Andre 3000 – Everybody (Don’t Stop)
And The Winner Is…T.I. featuring Rihanna – Live Your Life!
Again, no real upset here, although Us Placers came close to winning this because it will always be a personal fav of mine. In the end, no other hip hop song dominated my time like this one. Mostly because he is going to teh jail soon but still.
J-Pop Song of the Year
YUI – Laugh Away
Hearts Grow – Sora
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
YA-KYIM – Super Looper
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy
NaNa – SHOW GIRL
Bennie K – Monochrome
May J – Do Tha’, Do Tha’
And The Winner Is… Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
Is this an upset? TK is a legend in the J-pop scene but to take out Bennie K, YA-KYIM, NaNa and YUI is quite an accomplishment. Wow, this was all women except for TK and HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR. Man, are males even IN J-Pop anymore? Where in the hell is VERBAL?
R&B Song of the Year
Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F.
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love This Club
Alicia Keys – Superwoman
Erykah Badu – Honey
Rain – Love Story
Jennifer Hudson feat Young Jeezy – Spotlight (Remix)
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy
John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light
And The Winner Is… Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
Well, this was between Toshinobu Kobuta and Usher and TK came out on top. It was a slow year for R&B on the American shores but Japan and Korea stepped their games up I must say. I am STILL all about this song and IMHO rightfully so. It is the mad notes.
K-Pop Song of the Year
Tae Yang – Watching Only You
Rain – Love Story
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Seo In Young – Cinderella
Wonder Girls – So Hot
BoA – Eat You Up
Uhm Jung Hwa – D.I.S.C.O.
Big Bang – Number 1
And The Winner Is… Wonder Girls – So Hot!
WELL DUH! Yes, Rain and Hyori Lee came close but at the end of the day, any video that just knowing about can get me V& is worth the award. K-Pop looks to be taking over in 2009 and I have to say I am glad to see it. It may make America rethink the whole jailbait thing. Pedo Bear approves!
Song of the Year
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) feat Thom Yorke – Us Placers
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Bennie K – Monochrome
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life
Hearts Grow – Sora
Duffy – Warrick Avenue
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
And The Winner Is…Bennie K – Monochrome!
This was a tough one. At the end of the day, there was no song I listened to more than Bennie K’s “Monochrome” this spring. Hell, I don’t believe there is a group that I have enjoyed listening to more than Bennie K this decade aside from Outkast. And they hate me because they are never making a new album. Either way, this is your biggest song of 2008!
ALBUMS
Pop Album of the Year
Rain – Rainism
Coldplay – Viva La Vida
New Kids on The Block – The Block
Jason Mraz – We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things
RBD – Empezar Desde Cero
Miley Cyrus – Breakout
Duffy - Rockferry
Hyori Lee – It’s Hyorish
And The Winner Is…Rain – Rainism!
Hip Hop Album of the Year
Game - LAX
Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III
Atmosphere – When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
Lupe Fiasco – The Cool
T.I. – Paper Trail
Kanye West – 808 & Heartbreak
Young Jeezy – The Recession
Common – Universal Mind Control
And the Winner Is…T.I. – Paper Trail!
J-Pop Album of the Year
May J – Baby Girl
Yui – MY SHORT STORIES Vol. 1 & 2
KELUN – KELUN
BACK-ON – YES!!!
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION – World World World
EXILE – EXILE LOVE
BoA – THE FACE
And The Winner Is…BACK-ON – YES!!!
R&B Album of the Year
Robin Thicke – Something Else
Chris Brown – Exclusive (Re-Issue)
Erykah Badu – New Amerykah Pt. 1 (4th World War)
Usher – Here I Stand
Ne-Yo – Year of the Gentleman
John Legend – Evolver
Jennifer Hudson – Jennifer Hudson
And The Winner Is…John Legend – Evolver!
J-Rock Album of the Year
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – ROCK PIT
KELUN – KELUN
An Cafe – Gokutama Rock Cafe
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION – World World World
Sambomaster – Ongaku no Kodomo wa Mina Utau
UVERworld - PROGLUTION
BACK-ON – YES!!!
Bennie K – BEST OF THE BESTEST
And The Winner Is…BACK-ON – YES!!!
Yes, you read that correctly. There is a tie. Kanye’s album may have not been the rap fans cup of tea (Read: 50 Cent fans) but in terms of being outside of the box it sure was there. He even made the autotuner seem less annoying. But…it was STILL ANNOYING and a returning Rain capitalized on it with a surprisingly awesome return album. Add in an epic video with “Rainism” and you have the two biggest comebacks of 2008!
ARTISTS
Pop Artist of the Year
Colbie Caillat
Nelly Furtado
Coldplay
Jesse McCartney
Duffy
RBD
Miley Cyrus
NLT
And The Winner Is…Duffy!
Rock Artist of the Year
Paramore
Shinedown
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Killers
L`Arc~en~Ciel
Theory of a Deadman
Maximum The Hormone
Disturbed
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
Hip Hop Artist of the Year
Lil’ Wayne
Kanye West
Young Jeezy
Andre 3000
Lupe Fiasco
T.I.
Game
Snoop Dogg
And The Winner Is…Kanye West!
J-Pop Artist of the Year
Toshinobu Kobuta
Kumi Koda
NaNa
YUI
Hearts Grow
Yuna Ito
TM Revolution
Ikimonogakari
And The Winner Is…YUI!
R&B Artist of the Year
Usher
Alicia Keys
Erykah Badu
John Legend
Chris Brown
Rihanna
Robin Thicke
Toshinobu Kobuta
And The Winner Is…Usher!
J-Rock Artist of the Year
BACK-ON
KELUN
Maximum The Hormone
Dir En Grey
Tommy Heavenly6
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION
Aqua Timez
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
K-Pop Artist of the Year
Hyori Lee
Big Bang
Rain
BoA
Wonder Girls
Tae Yang
BoA
Uhm Jung Hwa
And The Winner Is…Wonder Girls!
Group of the Year
Paramore
L’Arc~en~Ciel
Ikimonogakari
Hearts Grow
KELUN
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Wonder Girls
Bennie K
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
Artist of the Year
Kanye West
YUI
Hyori Lee
T.I.
Wonder Girls
Young Jeezy
NaNa
Bennie K
Rain
And The Winner Is…Kanye West!
After losing out in 2006 to John Legend and 2007 to YUI, Kanye West finally takes home the award for Artist of the Year! It was pretty much between he, Wonder Girls and T.I. who all had huge years but in the end it was Yeezy’s time to shine. Four number one videos, a number one album and another year of being all over the news brings him this award. Oh, and a great album to boot.
That is the Chachi Music Awards! 2008 was a great year for music and 2009 is looking HUGE so I look forward to seeing you all next January! Also, stay tuned as Douchebrawl will be coming soon as well!
Chachi Out!
Passion of Chachi Presents the 2008 Chachi Music Awards!!
And here…we…go….
SONGS
Dance Song of the Year
Lady GaGa – Just Dance
Chris Brown – Forever
BoA – Eat You Up
JUSTICE – D.A.N.C.E.
Pitbull featuring Lil Jon – Krazy
Ciara featuring T-Pain – Go Girl
NaNa – SHOW GIRL
And The Winner Is…BoA – Eat You Up!
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Not really a shocker but this one was close. Lady GaGa came close to winning this one but in the end no one can top BoA. Anyone get that reference? “Girls on Top?” Anyone? Okay, I admit it was kind of a reach.
Pop Song of the Year
Hearts Grow – Sora
James Morrison – You Give Me
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Colbie Calliblat – Realize
Duffy – Warrick Avenue
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Bi (Rain) – Love Story
Rihanna – Take A Bow
And The Winner Is…Rain – Love Story!
Okay, this comes as a little bit of an upset but you forget something: THIS IS RAIN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE! He is the sexiest piece of Korean mancake to ever come from the peninsula! Hearts Grow and Wonder Girls both came close but in the end, no one can stop Rain!
Rock Song of the Year
Nightmare – Lost In Blue
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
Mindless Self-Indulgence – Never Wanted To Dance
Paramore – That’s What You Get
BACK-ON – Sands Of Time
The Killers – Too Human
L’Arc~en~Ciel – DRINK IT DOWN
KELUN – CHU-BURA
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT!
Their swansong year was 2008 and I have to give them credit where credit is due. I initially didn’t like this band but as soon as they became my favorite band…they broke up. This is the least I can do for them rocking our faces as J-Rock fans for the last three years or so.
Hip Hop Song of the Year
Kanye West – Love Lockdown
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life
Lupe Fiasco feat Mark Santos, Young Jeezy & T.I. – Superstar (Remix)
Game feat Keishia Cole – Game’s Pain
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
Lil Wayne feat Static Major – Lollipop
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) – Us Placers
Fonzworth Bentley feat Kanye West and Andre 3000 – Everybody (Don’t Stop)
And The Winner Is…T.I. featuring Rihanna – Live Your Life!
Again, no real upset here, although Us Placers came close to winning this because it will always be a personal fav of mine. In the end, no other hip hop song dominated my time like this one. Mostly because he is going to teh jail soon but still.
J-Pop Song of the Year
YUI – Laugh Away
Hearts Grow – Sora
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – HOT LIMIT
YA-KYIM – Super Looper
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy
NaNa – SHOW GIRL
Bennie K – Monochrome
May J – Do Tha’, Do Tha’
And The Winner Is… Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
Is this an upset? TK is a legend in the J-pop scene but to take out Bennie K, YA-KYIM, NaNa and YUI is quite an accomplishment. Wow, this was all women except for TK and HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR. Man, are males even IN J-Pop anymore? Where in the hell is VERBAL?
R&B Song of the Year
Foxxi MisQ – X.B.F.
Usher feat Young Jeezy – Love This Club
Alicia Keys – Superwoman
Erykah Badu – Honey
Rain – Love Story
Jennifer Hudson feat Young Jeezy – Spotlight (Remix)
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy
John Legend feat Andre 3000 – Green Light
And The Winner Is… Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia – Flying Easy Loving Crazy!
Well, this was between Toshinobu Kobuta and Usher and TK came out on top. It was a slow year for R&B on the American shores but Japan and Korea stepped their games up I must say. I am STILL all about this song and IMHO rightfully so. It is the mad notes.
K-Pop Song of the Year
Tae Yang – Watching Only You
Rain – Love Story
Hyori Lee – U-Go-Girl
Seo In Young – Cinderella
Wonder Girls – So Hot
BoA – Eat You Up
Uhm Jung Hwa – D.I.S.C.O.
Big Bang – Number 1
And The Winner Is… Wonder Girls – So Hot!
WELL DUH! Yes, Rain and Hyori Lee came close but at the end of the day, any video that just knowing about can get me V& is worth the award. K-Pop looks to be taking over in 2009 and I have to say I am glad to see it. It may make America rethink the whole jailbait thing. Pedo Bear approves!
Song of the Year
Toshinobu Kobuta feat. Misia - Flying Easy Loving Crazy
CRS (Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco & Pharrell) feat Thom Yorke – Us Placers
Wonder Girls – So Hot
Bennie K – Monochrome
T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life
Hearts Grow – Sora
Duffy – Warrick Avenue
Young Jeezy feat Kanye West – Put On
And The Winner Is…Bennie K – Monochrome!
This was a tough one. At the end of the day, there was no song I listened to more than Bennie K’s “Monochrome” this spring. Hell, I don’t believe there is a group that I have enjoyed listening to more than Bennie K this decade aside from Outkast. And they hate me because they are never making a new album. Either way, this is your biggest song of 2008!
ALBUMS
Pop Album of the Year
Rain – Rainism
Coldplay – Viva La Vida
New Kids on The Block – The Block
Jason Mraz – We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things
RBD – Empezar Desde Cero
Miley Cyrus – Breakout
Duffy - Rockferry
Hyori Lee – It’s Hyorish
And The Winner Is…Rain – Rainism!
Hip Hop Album of the Year
Game - LAX
Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III
Atmosphere – When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
Lupe Fiasco – The Cool
T.I. – Paper Trail
Kanye West – 808 & Heartbreak
Young Jeezy – The Recession
Common – Universal Mind Control
And the Winner Is…T.I. – Paper Trail!
J-Pop Album of the Year
May J – Baby Girl
Yui – MY SHORT STORIES Vol. 1 & 2
KELUN – KELUN
BACK-ON – YES!!!
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION – World World World
EXILE – EXILE LOVE
BoA – THE FACE
And The Winner Is…BACK-ON – YES!!!
R&B Album of the Year
Robin Thicke – Something Else
Chris Brown – Exclusive (Re-Issue)
Erykah Badu – New Amerykah Pt. 1 (4th World War)
Usher – Here I Stand
Ne-Yo – Year of the Gentleman
John Legend – Evolver
Jennifer Hudson – Jennifer Hudson
And The Winner Is…John Legend – Evolver!
J-Rock Album of the Year
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – ROCK PIT
KELUN – KELUN
An Cafe – Gokutama Rock Cafe
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION – World World World
Sambomaster – Ongaku no Kodomo wa Mina Utau
UVERworld - PROGLUTION
BACK-ON – YES!!!
Bennie K – BEST OF THE BESTEST
And The Winner Is…BACK-ON – YES!!!
Album of the Year
Lil’ Wayne – Tha Carter III
Hyori Lee – It’s Hyorish
T.I. – Paper Trail
Lupe Fiasco – The Cool
John Legend – Evolver
Duffy - Rockferry
Rain – Rainism
Kanye West – 808’s & Heartbreak
And The Winner Is…A TIE: Kanye West – 808’s & Heartbreak and Rain – Rainism!
Lil’ Wayne – Tha Carter III
Hyori Lee – It’s Hyorish
T.I. – Paper Trail
Lupe Fiasco – The Cool
John Legend – Evolver
Duffy - Rockferry
Rain – Rainism
Kanye West – 808’s & Heartbreak
And The Winner Is…A TIE: Kanye West – 808’s & Heartbreak and Rain – Rainism!
Yes, you read that correctly. There is a tie. Kanye’s album may have not been the rap fans cup of tea (Read: 50 Cent fans) but in terms of being outside of the box it sure was there. He even made the autotuner seem less annoying. But…it was STILL ANNOYING and a returning Rain capitalized on it with a surprisingly awesome return album. Add in an epic video with “Rainism” and you have the two biggest comebacks of 2008!
ARTISTS
Pop Artist of the Year
Colbie Caillat
Nelly Furtado
Coldplay
Jesse McCartney
Duffy
RBD
Miley Cyrus
NLT
And The Winner Is…Duffy!
Rock Artist of the Year
Paramore
Shinedown
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Killers
L`Arc~en~Ciel
Theory of a Deadman
Maximum The Hormone
Disturbed
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
Hip Hop Artist of the Year
Lil’ Wayne
Kanye West
Young Jeezy
Andre 3000
Lupe Fiasco
T.I.
Game
Snoop Dogg
And The Winner Is…Kanye West!
J-Pop Artist of the Year
Toshinobu Kobuta
Kumi Koda
NaNa
YUI
Hearts Grow
Yuna Ito
TM Revolution
Ikimonogakari
And The Winner Is…YUI!
R&B Artist of the Year
Usher
Alicia Keys
Erykah Badu
John Legend
Chris Brown
Rihanna
Robin Thicke
Toshinobu Kobuta
And The Winner Is…Usher!
J-Rock Artist of the Year
BACK-ON
KELUN
Maximum The Hormone
Dir En Grey
Tommy Heavenly6
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION
Aqua Timez
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
K-Pop Artist of the Year
Hyori Lee
Big Bang
Rain
BoA
Wonder Girls
Tae Yang
BoA
Uhm Jung Hwa
And The Winner Is…Wonder Girls!
Group of the Year
Paramore
L’Arc~en~Ciel
Ikimonogakari
Hearts Grow
KELUN
HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR
Wonder Girls
Bennie K
And The Winner Is…HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR!
Artist of the Year
Kanye West
YUI
Hyori Lee
T.I.
Wonder Girls
Young Jeezy
NaNa
Bennie K
Rain
And The Winner Is…Kanye West!
After losing out in 2006 to John Legend and 2007 to YUI, Kanye West finally takes home the award for Artist of the Year! It was pretty much between he, Wonder Girls and T.I. who all had huge years but in the end it was Yeezy’s time to shine. Four number one videos, a number one album and another year of being all over the news brings him this award. Oh, and a great album to boot.
That is the Chachi Music Awards! 2008 was a great year for music and 2009 is looking HUGE so I look forward to seeing you all next January! Also, stay tuned as Douchebrawl will be coming soon as well!
Chachi Out!
Friday, January 23, 2009
Women: The Bane Of My Being Since Who's The Boss
What is up, people? First off…HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME AMERICA’S BEST DANCE CREW WAS BACK!? YOU ALL ARE DICKS! Secondly, I am back on Friday this time for the end of the work week staple!
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s check out who is Falling Out:
Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Peaked at #2 for two weeks)
UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi (Peaked at #6)
No more Rain?! HOW WILL I LIVE! Well, here is a debut from a new rising star in hip hop from the ATL!
20. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (New Entry)
Well, B.o.B. seems to have flown under the radar for the year of 2008, only being seen on that song with Rich Boy that was kind of “meh.” However he is back with his first official (I believe) video and I have to say it has an Andre 3000 feel to it. Which is a great thing. Could he be the next big thing?
19. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #20)
Kid CuDi moves up one spot this week. I think that hip hop needs to do more of stuff like this. I mean, how long can rappers keep Rick Rossin it? HA! That’s comedy!
18. YUI – I’ll Be (Last Week #15)
It looks like YUI is about to spend her last week on the Countdown! Do you know she had a video on the Countdown every week in 2008 after March? Now THAT is dominance, people.
17. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (New Entry)
Hell yeah! My president is Black and SO IS YOURS! I could do without the hook as it is trifling as hell but the song actually isn’t bad at all. Sounds like Young Jeezy is really putting in that work.
16. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #13, Five Weeks at #1)
Damn, this video is STILL HANGING ON! So I am excited to see the new T.I. reality show because….he will be in jail and all…
15. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #18)
BACK-ON moves up a big three spots this week as they celebrate their return to the Countdown. It seems like ABS is back…which means that rock is about to be IN YOUR FACE!
14. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #16)
So Jesse McCartney is moving on up this week. It has been a while since we have seen straight up male pop on the Countdown. Not since J-Tim I believe. Speaking of J-Tim…WHERE YOU AT, DAWG?!
13. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #10)
NEW HALCALI VIDEO! Just downloaded it and man have these young ladies grown up! I am so proud…and they are so hot. Damn it, get the van!
12. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Game stands pat at number twelve this week as we move on. Could he be stalling out? It looks like rap is making a comeback in 2009, though. That is refreshing.
11. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #7)
Paramore falls from the Top Ten this week and I have to say this is a group that really grew on me in 2008. Aside from Chris Brown and Seamo, no one changed my opinion of them more than Paramore. That and Hayley makes me smile.
10. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #11)
NERD moves into the Top Ten once again! This video still so fits the song and even though the song wasn’t written about the bailout, it TOTALLY FRICKING FITS! You f-d up, dickweeds.
9. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #14) [Biggest Mover]
Well what do you know? More YA-KYIM for your asses! They bring along Seamo as he gets his first Top Ten video with a video that makes me love Yurie more every time I watch it. Oh, and they have two videos in the Top Ten, the first artist to do that since T.I. last year. Nice work!
8. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #5, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls from the Top Five for the first time in two months this week. Okay, I needs me some more BoA and right the hell now. I am so seriously right now.
7. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #9)
So Kanye is slowly and surely moving his way up the Countdown this week. He bounces up two more spaces as it looks like “808’s & Heartbreak” could end up being the Album of the Year on Sunday. Or could it?
6. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #8)
Wow, a Naruto theme up this high? Who knew?! Either way, Joe Inoue has moved up two spots this week and they are looking at maybe even hanging with the big boys. Pretty good for their first time out!
5. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #4)
Ikimonogakari falls one spot this week but stays in the Top Five. This song really pepped up my day the other day when I was feeling down. It just has that effect on me. Such fun it is!
4. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #6)
RSP x BGB move one step closer to the mountain top! The jump into the Top Five this week and look to be going strong! Although, I was surprised the BGB were still alive. I mean they were around with shelltoes and bomber jackets. Or not, I dunno. I zone in and out. We are down to three!
3. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #2)
Nana Mizuki has a new video out! Despite that, she falls one spot to the bronze podium this week with this video. Can I just say that I love her fricking voice? I really do just think it is highly awesome.
2. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 4)
Aqua Timez is one step away from their second number one video! So just when I think Bleach is going to get awesome…THEY GIVE US MORE FRICKING FILLER! I DIDN’T LIKE THE LAST ARC AND NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE! If you are going to give us filler, give us some Kon fools! Anyway, with Aqua Timez as the runner up, we have the same number one again!
1.YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Alisha, Yurie and Miku top the Countdown once again! For the second week the ladies of YA-KYM show why they are one of the stars of this Countdown. I loved the original of this song and the remake is bloody awesome. Congrats on another week!
Well, that is all for this week! See you next Friday to see if YA-KYIM can make it three weeks on top! Or will Aqua Timez return to the throne? Or can Nana Mizuki rebound to take the top spot for the rookies? See you in seven to find out!
I am out for now. Probably rocking the box in Denver tomorrow before it snows and then who knows what else this weekend seeing as how I get paid on FRICKING MONDAYS! What is this, old country?! Oy, now I must sell wife! I will NEVER sell cow! Peace out ya'll.
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Let’s check out who is Falling Out:
Rain (Bi) – Rainism (Peaked at #2 for two weeks)
UVERworld – Hakanaku mo Towa no Kanashi (Peaked at #6)
No more Rain?! HOW WILL I LIVE! Well, here is a debut from a new rising star in hip hop from the ATL!
20. B.o.B. – I’ll Be In The Sky (New Entry)
Well, B.o.B. seems to have flown under the radar for the year of 2008, only being seen on that song with Rich Boy that was kind of “meh.” However he is back with his first official (I believe) video and I have to say it has an Andre 3000 feel to it. Which is a great thing. Could he be the next big thing?
19. Kid CuDi – Day and Night (Last Week #20)
Kid CuDi moves up one spot this week. I think that hip hop needs to do more of stuff like this. I mean, how long can rappers keep Rick Rossin it? HA! That’s comedy!
18. YUI – I’ll Be (Last Week #15)
It looks like YUI is about to spend her last week on the Countdown! Do you know she had a video on the Countdown every week in 2008 after March? Now THAT is dominance, people.
17. Young Jeezy featuring Nas – My President Is Black (New Entry)
Hell yeah! My president is Black and SO IS YOURS! I could do without the hook as it is trifling as hell but the song actually isn’t bad at all. Sounds like Young Jeezy is really putting in that work.
16. T.I. feat Rihanna – Live Your Life (Last Week #13, Five Weeks at #1)
Damn, this video is STILL HANGING ON! So I am excited to see the new T.I. reality show because….he will be in jail and all…
15. BACK-ON – flyaway (Last Week #18)
BACK-ON moves up a big three spots this week as they celebrate their return to the Countdown. It seems like ABS is back…which means that rock is about to be IN YOUR FACE!
14. Jesse McCartney – It’s Over (Last Week #16)
So Jesse McCartney is moving on up this week. It has been a while since we have seen straight up male pop on the Countdown. Not since J-Tim I believe. Speaking of J-Tim…WHERE YOU AT, DAWG?!
13. Halcali – LONG KISS GOODBYE (Last Week #10)
NEW HALCALI VIDEO! Just downloaded it and man have these young ladies grown up! I am so proud…and they are so hot. Damn it, get the van!
12. Game feat Ne-Yo – Camera Phone (Last Week #12)
Game stands pat at number twelve this week as we move on. Could he be stalling out? It looks like rap is making a comeback in 2009, though. That is refreshing.
11. Paramore – Decode (Last Week #7)
Paramore falls from the Top Ten this week and I have to say this is a group that really grew on me in 2008. Aside from Chris Brown and Seamo, no one changed my opinion of them more than Paramore. That and Hayley makes me smile.
10. NERD – Sooner or Later – Away (Last Week #11)
NERD moves into the Top Ten once again! This video still so fits the song and even though the song wasn’t written about the bailout, it TOTALLY FRICKING FITS! You f-d up, dickweeds.
9. YA-KYIM respects SEAMO - SA IKOU! (Last Week #14) [Biggest Mover]
Well what do you know? More YA-KYIM for your asses! They bring along Seamo as he gets his first Top Ten video with a video that makes me love Yurie more every time I watch it. Oh, and they have two videos in the Top Ten, the first artist to do that since T.I. last year. Nice work!
8. BoA – Eat You Up [Korean Version] (Last Week #5, Four Weeks at #1)
BoA falls from the Top Five for the first time in two months this week. Okay, I needs me some more BoA and right the hell now. I am so seriously right now.
7. Kanye West – Heartless (Last Week #9)
So Kanye is slowly and surely moving his way up the Countdown this week. He bounces up two more spaces as it looks like “808’s & Heartbreak” could end up being the Album of the Year on Sunday. Or could it?
6. Joe Inoue – Closer (Last Week #8)
Wow, a Naruto theme up this high? Who knew?! Either way, Joe Inoue has moved up two spots this week and they are looking at maybe even hanging with the big boys. Pretty good for their first time out!
5. Ikimonogakari – Kimagure Romanteikku (Last Week #4)
Ikimonogakari falls one spot this week but stays in the Top Five. This song really pepped up my day the other day when I was feeling down. It just has that effect on me. Such fun it is!
4. RSP with DA BUBBLE GUM BROTHERS – LA.LA.LA LOVE SONG (Last Week #6)
RSP x BGB move one step closer to the mountain top! The jump into the Top Five this week and look to be going strong! Although, I was surprised the BGB were still alive. I mean they were around with shelltoes and bomber jackets. Or not, I dunno. I zone in and out. We are down to three!
3. Nana Mizuki – TRICKSTER (Last Week #2)
Nana Mizuki has a new video out! Despite that, she falls one spot to the bronze podium this week with this video. Can I just say that I love her fricking voice? I really do just think it is highly awesome.
2. Aqua Timez - Velonica (Last Week # 4)
Aqua Timez is one step away from their second number one video! So just when I think Bleach is going to get awesome…THEY GIVE US MORE FRICKING FILLER! I DIDN’T LIKE THE LAST ARC AND NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE! If you are going to give us filler, give us some Kon fools! Anyway, with Aqua Timez as the runner up, we have the same number one again!
1.YA-KYIM respects KOME KOME CLUB – Kimi Ga Iru Dake De (Last Week #1, Two Weeks at #1)
Alisha, Yurie and Miku top the Countdown once again! For the second week the ladies of YA-KYM show why they are one of the stars of this Countdown. I loved the original of this song and the remake is bloody awesome. Congrats on another week!
Well, that is all for this week! See you next Friday to see if YA-KYIM can make it three weeks on top! Or will Aqua Timez return to the throne? Or can Nana Mizuki rebound to take the top spot for the rookies? See you in seven to find out!
I am out for now. Probably rocking the box in Denver tomorrow before it snows and then who knows what else this weekend seeing as how I get paid on FRICKING MONDAYS! What is this, old country?! Oy, now I must sell wife! I will NEVER sell cow! Peace out ya'll.
Chachi Out
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