Good morning, peeps! On this day where we are to remember the greatness of a man’s dream for peace and equality, I pose to you arguably the greatest question of all time.
WHO IS MORE AWESOME?
Benny Lava
Or
Techno Viking
Whoa, now THAT would be a dance battle for the ages. However….I have to go with Benny Lava. Let’s see anyone else pull off that Technicolor blazer look. Well, I am about to go out and brave the elements. Hopefully fix my work laptop, too. Busy day. Stay up peeps!
VOTE OR DIE, MOTHERF****R!
Monday, January 21, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Down With The King. And Big Baby Jesus.
Yay, thank Dr. Martin Luther-the-so-called-King for a free day off! Hopefully we will have a Rosa Parks Day soon! You know, people aren’t going to be happy with this statement but how come our most revered people were just rabble rousers? Martin Luther King got the insane notion that Blacks and Whites should be treated equal as human beings. The White man deserves better! Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat and give it up to a just as tired white woman. What the hell?! The back of the bus is safer any-damn-way! People shouldn’t be rewarded for being lazy! Congratulations, Rosa Parks. You just cemented the welfare mentality. Don’t even get me started on the women and the damn Suffrage Movement. Voting is a privilege, not a right. A right that no one should have except for the white man in all his infinite wisdom. Electoral college? Primaries? Just more big words my Negro brain can’t possible comprehend. Leave the hard things to the White man and everything will be alright. It worked for the last two elections, right? Am I right?
FUCK NO! Geez, people take a fucking joke. Either way, today is the day we celebrate the dream of one Martin Luther King. Which I believe was for little white girls and little black boys to be able to run hand and hand in the park of freedom. Then have hardcore sex that could be purchased in DVD for $39.95 in a piece of great series cinema called “Chasing The Black Ones”. Nothing says freedom like a 3 on 1 gangbang to Belladonna or Ashley Blue. With that in mind, today I give you something that I haven’t done before. I will give you my own vision of America. A land where Blacks, Whites, Latinos and Asians live in harmony. And then proceed to break that harmony in a good old fashioned gangbang. The fact is that the greatest thing to come (literally) from the dream of Martin Luther King has been a new world of pornography. Therefore, I believe his speech should have been called…
I HAVE A (WET) DREAM!
I have a dream that two black men, one white man, a white girl, an Asian girl and maybe two or three Puerto Rican girls can engage in hot, hot loving on camera for the enjoyment of ALL AMERICANS! And maybe one day we can all watch “Chica Boom” or “Miso Horny” together as a united nation of races! All believing that the awesomeness of a Jasmine Byrne anal scene (Which brings a tear to my eye even more than seeing the flag wave during the Star Spangled Banner, but mainly because that must HURT LIKE EIGHT BITCHES IN A BITCH BOAT) can bring us together for freedom and the pursuit of happiness! Watching great films like “Big Wet Asses” will show Americans that all men are created equal….except for Mandingo because he could crush a Le Sabre with that thing. It’s like a black crowbar being used as a phallus. Either way, Martin Luther King’s dream was for all people in America to be united as one people, one race, all loving each other. And nothing has more races loving each other than porn. So look to porn to see all that is good in America! One day, we will ALL LIVE IN HARMONY like they do in porn, on all fours yelling…
NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!
Yeah, that don’t fly in porn. It’s in her face like bass!
So in all seriousness, the MLK holiday is a day to take a look at the state of race in America, remember his dream and remember that MAN, THAT DIDN’T WORK OUT AS PLANNED:
This is like the third time I have posted this and even being well over two years old…this rant reigns true more than anything I have ever said. Black people suck, White people suck even more and Asians….are ignored. But don’t worry, I am down for my Oriental brothers and sisters. Far East Side, stand up!
Yeah….that pushes whatever Asian-American movement that was happening here back to the fucking railroad. ZING! What is sad is that Malcolm and Martin were the ying and the yang and they created a balance in not only Black people, but all people that showed that shit was fucked up and needed to be changed and force wasn’t needed but a stern kick in the pants was. Marching didn’t work and threatening to break a boot off in whitey’s ass didn’t (Although who HASN’T wanted to break a foot off in whitey’s ass? I know white people that want to do that) work but a healthy mixture of protest and action is what creates change. With Blacks too happy with whips & chains and whites all too happy to sell them the state of race relations sucks balls and may as well be back at square one. It is sad, but true.
Those that say “Well it’s better than it USED TO BE” are obviously from the South (In which I must say I am proud your inbred ass can work the interweb. Nice to see you took time away from shooting squirrels and inappropriately touching your daughter to visit. Take a load off and crank up some Georgia Satellites!) or really miss the point of things like….the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. But hey, to each their own. And Black people, whoooooo you fuckers aren’t getting off so easy. Maybe people wouldn’t look at us like we were fucktards if SO MANY OF US WEREN’T FUCKTARDS. Take your grills, chains and Chrysler 300’s back and get a goddamn real fucking job. A pimp, drug dealer or rapper isn’t a real job. Oh, and playing a sport aint a job. It is an overpaid hobby. Thank you for putting more stock in 50 Cent and Jay-Z than Obama. Seriously, thank you for fucking it up for the rest of us. God damn n-words.
The dream is dead, people. Unless someone wants to take the ball and run with it, we are pretty much relegated to seeing Diddy as a social leader and the closest Blacks will get to the White House is when the NBA champions visit. Hey, it’s not all bad. At least we can hope for a Kid ‘n’ Play reunion:
Rather see THAT than a Wu-Tang Clan reunion. Without Dirty….it ain’t right.
Big ups to MLK. And to theODB. That will be the first and last time you probably ever hear those two names in the same shout out from anyone. Enjoy it. Be back on Friday, enjoy the day off if you got it.
Chachi Out.
FUCK NO! Geez, people take a fucking joke. Either way, today is the day we celebrate the dream of one Martin Luther King. Which I believe was for little white girls and little black boys to be able to run hand and hand in the park of freedom. Then have hardcore sex that could be purchased in DVD for $39.95 in a piece of great series cinema called “Chasing The Black Ones”. Nothing says freedom like a 3 on 1 gangbang to Belladonna or Ashley Blue. With that in mind, today I give you something that I haven’t done before. I will give you my own vision of America. A land where Blacks, Whites, Latinos and Asians live in harmony. And then proceed to break that harmony in a good old fashioned gangbang. The fact is that the greatest thing to come (literally) from the dream of Martin Luther King has been a new world of pornography. Therefore, I believe his speech should have been called…
I HAVE A (WET) DREAM!
I have a dream that two black men, one white man, a white girl, an Asian girl and maybe two or three Puerto Rican girls can engage in hot, hot loving on camera for the enjoyment of ALL AMERICANS! And maybe one day we can all watch “Chica Boom” or “Miso Horny” together as a united nation of races! All believing that the awesomeness of a Jasmine Byrne anal scene (Which brings a tear to my eye even more than seeing the flag wave during the Star Spangled Banner, but mainly because that must HURT LIKE EIGHT BITCHES IN A BITCH BOAT) can bring us together for freedom and the pursuit of happiness! Watching great films like “Big Wet Asses” will show Americans that all men are created equal….except for Mandingo because he could crush a Le Sabre with that thing. It’s like a black crowbar being used as a phallus. Either way, Martin Luther King’s dream was for all people in America to be united as one people, one race, all loving each other. And nothing has more races loving each other than porn. So look to porn to see all that is good in America! One day, we will ALL LIVE IN HARMONY like they do in porn, on all fours yelling…
NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!
Yeah, that don’t fly in porn. It’s in her face like bass!
So in all seriousness, the MLK holiday is a day to take a look at the state of race in America, remember his dream and remember that MAN, THAT DIDN’T WORK OUT AS PLANNED:
This is like the third time I have posted this and even being well over two years old…this rant reigns true more than anything I have ever said. Black people suck, White people suck even more and Asians….are ignored. But don’t worry, I am down for my Oriental brothers and sisters. Far East Side, stand up!
Yeah….that pushes whatever Asian-American movement that was happening here back to the fucking railroad. ZING! What is sad is that Malcolm and Martin were the ying and the yang and they created a balance in not only Black people, but all people that showed that shit was fucked up and needed to be changed and force wasn’t needed but a stern kick in the pants was. Marching didn’t work and threatening to break a boot off in whitey’s ass didn’t (Although who HASN’T wanted to break a foot off in whitey’s ass? I know white people that want to do that) work but a healthy mixture of protest and action is what creates change. With Blacks too happy with whips & chains and whites all too happy to sell them the state of race relations sucks balls and may as well be back at square one. It is sad, but true.
Those that say “Well it’s better than it USED TO BE” are obviously from the South (In which I must say I am proud your inbred ass can work the interweb. Nice to see you took time away from shooting squirrels and inappropriately touching your daughter to visit. Take a load off and crank up some Georgia Satellites!) or really miss the point of things like….the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. But hey, to each their own. And Black people, whoooooo you fuckers aren’t getting off so easy. Maybe people wouldn’t look at us like we were fucktards if SO MANY OF US WEREN’T FUCKTARDS. Take your grills, chains and Chrysler 300’s back and get a goddamn real fucking job. A pimp, drug dealer or rapper isn’t a real job. Oh, and playing a sport aint a job. It is an overpaid hobby. Thank you for putting more stock in 50 Cent and Jay-Z than Obama. Seriously, thank you for fucking it up for the rest of us. God damn n-words.
The dream is dead, people. Unless someone wants to take the ball and run with it, we are pretty much relegated to seeing Diddy as a social leader and the closest Blacks will get to the White House is when the NBA champions visit. Hey, it’s not all bad. At least we can hope for a Kid ‘n’ Play reunion:
Rather see THAT than a Wu-Tang Clan reunion. Without Dirty….it ain’t right.
Big ups to MLK. And to theODB. That will be the first and last time you probably ever hear those two names in the same shout out from anyone. Enjoy it. Be back on Friday, enjoy the day off if you got it.
Chachi Out.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
It's Raining Ninja. GAY NINJA.
My god…how fucking gay is Naruto? I mean literally, he is the gayest gay that ever gayed a gay in Gaytown. They just got to episode 133 (or the episode where one of the most bad-ass battles in anime history takes place):
And the dubbing once again turns this moment from a tragic battle in which a friend (Sasuke) is lost to the side of evil dispite all efforts of his best friend (Naruto The Gay-ja) into the most disturbing two episode yaoi-fest since Saved By The Bell where Slater did his uber-queer dance:
Whoa….that was just godless. Back to my point, way to bastardize and destroy what little awesomeness Naruto brought to the small screen. Seeing as how the show is literally HALF FUCKING FILLER the least the dub team could do is put their all into this one. I shudder to see what they do with Bleach when Ichigo faces off with Grimmjaw. It will be like Brokeback Mountain all up it that bitch. I wish I could quit you, Ichigo! Ugh, I hate dubbing. I honestly believe that the ratings on Cartoon Network would be higher if they just played the fucking fan-subbed versions of shows (Bleach, Death Note, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, the inevitable comings of Darker Than Black and Devil May Cry) rather than the half-assed and sometimes downright HORRIBLE dubbed versions from Canada (What the fuck?! CANADA?! Might as well have Indians do it!). Before you start saying “They are trying their best!” just remember if these people had dubbed YOUR favorite shows and/or movies and they sounded this bad, you would be just as pissed off.
One last thing…X Japan:
That is all. Rock your faces off, peeps.
Chachi Out.
And the dubbing once again turns this moment from a tragic battle in which a friend (Sasuke) is lost to the side of evil dispite all efforts of his best friend (Naruto The Gay-ja) into the most disturbing two episode yaoi-fest since Saved By The Bell where Slater did his uber-queer dance:
Whoa….that was just godless. Back to my point, way to bastardize and destroy what little awesomeness Naruto brought to the small screen. Seeing as how the show is literally HALF FUCKING FILLER the least the dub team could do is put their all into this one. I shudder to see what they do with Bleach when Ichigo faces off with Grimmjaw. It will be like Brokeback Mountain all up it that bitch. I wish I could quit you, Ichigo! Ugh, I hate dubbing. I honestly believe that the ratings on Cartoon Network would be higher if they just played the fucking fan-subbed versions of shows (Bleach, Death Note, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, the inevitable comings of Darker Than Black and Devil May Cry) rather than the half-assed and sometimes downright HORRIBLE dubbed versions from Canada (What the fuck?! CANADA?! Might as well have Indians do it!). Before you start saying “They are trying their best!” just remember if these people had dubbed YOUR favorite shows and/or movies and they sounded this bad, you would be just as pissed off.
One last thing…X Japan:
That is all. Rock your faces off, peeps.
Chachi Out.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Cold As Ice!
You know what time it is! It’s time for the…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We start with a mainstay on their way out!
20. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY (Last Week #17)
New Mihimaru GT! Ballad style! Sadly, this video is on its way out after not making the Top 5. Let’s see if they can rebound!
19. Bow Wow & Omarion – Hey Baby (New Entry)
Yes….I am shocked too. Yet, I have been listening to this song everyday for the last three weeks or so and the video doesn’t make me change the channel. Omarion has been on the Countdown before with “Ice box” and I guess he will have to carry Bow Wow because I am not a fan. Really a bit TI-ish for me.
18. Zeebra feat May J & SPHERE OF INFLUENCE – Shinin’ Like A Diamond (Last Week #20)
Mmmm….May J. That is all.
17. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize (Last Week #15)
So these guys have literally fallen off the map in 2008. I mean I don’t see them ANYWHERE after seeing them EVERYWHERE three months ago. A tad bit shocking.
16. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes - Hurt (Last Week #12)
So I guess this may be the end of TI for a while. Supposedly he is using his house arrest time to pull a 2Pac and work on some new material. Interesting….”Me Against The World 2”?
15. UVERworld - Roots (Last Week #18)
Wow, The World snuck an album on me. You know what pisses me off? Every song that wasn’t released as a video KICKS ASS! I mean it is leaps and bounds above BUGRIGHT. What in the fuck happened there?! We now have a front-runner for the 2008 Chachi for Album of the Year!
14. Paramore – CrushCrushCrush (Last Week #10)
Paramore continues their fall down the Countdown. Still waiting for some new stuff…
13. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands (Last Week #16)
So um….I love you, Nelly. Your live DVD is my only reason for living right now because I have given up on women altogether. *sigh* 2008 is starting up pretty crappy.
12. NLT – I Said, She Said (Last Week #14)
NLT slowly moves toward the Top 10, moving up two spots this week.
11. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark (Last Week #8)
NEW AKFG!!! Coming soon, bitches! Also, Bleach no longer sucks! Wow, 2008 is looking up….yet I am a nerd because that is my crowning achievement so far.
10. Sowelu – Hikari (Last Week #11)
Mmm, tastes GOOOOOOOD! The Top 10 just got sexier! Sowelu hits the upper half for the first time since topping the chart with EXILE and DOBERMAN INC last fall! Can she join the current ladies party at number one?
9. John Legend – Show Me (Last Week #13)
John Legend officially has his FIFTH TOP TEN VIDEO! Now UVERworld isn’t far behind with “Roots” but right now, John Legend is the official King of the Countdown. Great video, btw.
8. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing (Last Week #9)
HaMC moves up a little bit this week as they attempt to bring a little more rock to the Countdown. So, they had the Best of collection but are they giving us a new album soon?
7. NaNa – Movin’ On (Last Week #4, Six Weeks at #1)
After ruling the Countdown since November, NaNa is making a quick descent down the chart as she falls from the Top 5 for the first time since OCTOBER. Now that is a dominant run. Can her newest video have the same success?
6. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction (Last Week #7)
Yes, Snoop Dogg is moving toward the top and I am beginning to really not hate this guy anymore. This almost makes up for Doggy Fizzle Tele-vizzle. ALMOST.
5. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord (Last Week #5)
ABS holds tight at number five this week as they seem to have stalled. Will this be their first video not to make the Top Three?
4. Lupe Fiasco feat Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Last Week #6)
Lupe, Kanye and Pharrell creep into the Top Five, giving Kanye his fourth video to reach this high. Lupe is up here for the first time and Pharrell is officially enjoying the ride. It is a pretty good gig. So for the third straight week, the Top Three are the same people….but in what order?
3. May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
After FINALLY capturing the top spot, May J falls two spots to number three. She got the crown and albeit short, not many artists can say they topped this chart. Congratulations, May J. With your fine behind.
2. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Last Week #3)
NaNa is once again one step away from number one! She moves up to the runner up spot and she is looking for her second number one video in the short New Year. Now THAT is a good run if I say so myself. Well, we have a new number one video…
1. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
Alicia is back on top! After dominating the chart for 5 weeks last year, Alicia grabs the top spot once again with this mini-movie. This song is officially my favorite song not by Lupe Fiasco and the video is awesome. Now it is official as Alicia has her second number one video. Congrats!
That is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if Alicia can hold on for a second week? Or will NaNa capture the top spot yet again and officially throw in her name as Queen of the Countdown? Or will Lupe, Kanye and Pharrell take the top spot and be the first males at number one since UGK? Tune in next week to find out!
Well, I am out. I need to change clothes and brave the shitty ass elements and head downtown. I will try to be back on Monday for a true rant. Strap yourselves in….it’s gonna be messed up. Stay up peeps!
Chachi Out!
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We start with a mainstay on their way out!
20. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY (Last Week #17)
New Mihimaru GT! Ballad style! Sadly, this video is on its way out after not making the Top 5. Let’s see if they can rebound!
19. Bow Wow & Omarion – Hey Baby (New Entry)
Yes….I am shocked too. Yet, I have been listening to this song everyday for the last three weeks or so and the video doesn’t make me change the channel. Omarion has been on the Countdown before with “Ice box” and I guess he will have to carry Bow Wow because I am not a fan. Really a bit TI-ish for me.
18. Zeebra feat May J & SPHERE OF INFLUENCE – Shinin’ Like A Diamond (Last Week #20)
Mmmm….May J. That is all.
17. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize (Last Week #15)
So these guys have literally fallen off the map in 2008. I mean I don’t see them ANYWHERE after seeing them EVERYWHERE three months ago. A tad bit shocking.
16. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes - Hurt (Last Week #12)
So I guess this may be the end of TI for a while. Supposedly he is using his house arrest time to pull a 2Pac and work on some new material. Interesting….”Me Against The World 2”?
15. UVERworld - Roots (Last Week #18)
Wow, The World snuck an album on me. You know what pisses me off? Every song that wasn’t released as a video KICKS ASS! I mean it is leaps and bounds above BUGRIGHT. What in the fuck happened there?! We now have a front-runner for the 2008 Chachi for Album of the Year!
14. Paramore – CrushCrushCrush (Last Week #10)
Paramore continues their fall down the Countdown. Still waiting for some new stuff…
13. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands (Last Week #16)
So um….I love you, Nelly. Your live DVD is my only reason for living right now because I have given up on women altogether. *sigh* 2008 is starting up pretty crappy.
12. NLT – I Said, She Said (Last Week #14)
NLT slowly moves toward the Top 10, moving up two spots this week.
11. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark (Last Week #8)
NEW AKFG!!! Coming soon, bitches! Also, Bleach no longer sucks! Wow, 2008 is looking up….yet I am a nerd because that is my crowning achievement so far.
10. Sowelu – Hikari (Last Week #11)
Mmm, tastes GOOOOOOOD! The Top 10 just got sexier! Sowelu hits the upper half for the first time since topping the chart with EXILE and DOBERMAN INC last fall! Can she join the current ladies party at number one?
9. John Legend – Show Me (Last Week #13)
John Legend officially has his FIFTH TOP TEN VIDEO! Now UVERworld isn’t far behind with “Roots” but right now, John Legend is the official King of the Countdown. Great video, btw.
8. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing (Last Week #9)
HaMC moves up a little bit this week as they attempt to bring a little more rock to the Countdown. So, they had the Best of collection but are they giving us a new album soon?
7. NaNa – Movin’ On (Last Week #4, Six Weeks at #1)
After ruling the Countdown since November, NaNa is making a quick descent down the chart as she falls from the Top 5 for the first time since OCTOBER. Now that is a dominant run. Can her newest video have the same success?
6. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction (Last Week #7)
Yes, Snoop Dogg is moving toward the top and I am beginning to really not hate this guy anymore. This almost makes up for Doggy Fizzle Tele-vizzle. ALMOST.
5. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord (Last Week #5)
ABS holds tight at number five this week as they seem to have stalled. Will this be their first video not to make the Top Three?
4. Lupe Fiasco feat Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Last Week #6)
Lupe, Kanye and Pharrell creep into the Top Five, giving Kanye his fourth video to reach this high. Lupe is up here for the first time and Pharrell is officially enjoying the ride. It is a pretty good gig. So for the third straight week, the Top Three are the same people….but in what order?
3. May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
After FINALLY capturing the top spot, May J falls two spots to number three. She got the crown and albeit short, not many artists can say they topped this chart. Congratulations, May J. With your fine behind.
2. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Last Week #3)
NaNa is once again one step away from number one! She moves up to the runner up spot and she is looking for her second number one video in the short New Year. Now THAT is a good run if I say so myself. Well, we have a new number one video…
1. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
Alicia is back on top! After dominating the chart for 5 weeks last year, Alicia grabs the top spot once again with this mini-movie. This song is officially my favorite song not by Lupe Fiasco and the video is awesome. Now it is official as Alicia has her second number one video. Congrats!
That is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if Alicia can hold on for a second week? Or will NaNa capture the top spot yet again and officially throw in her name as Queen of the Countdown? Or will Lupe, Kanye and Pharrell take the top spot and be the first males at number one since UGK? Tune in next week to find out!
Well, I am out. I need to change clothes and brave the shitty ass elements and head downtown. I will try to be back on Monday for a true rant. Strap yourselves in….it’s gonna be messed up. Stay up peeps!
Chachi Out!
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Give Me Your Best Shot. I Can Take It.
Okay, how in the fuck could you have never seen "Big Trouble In Little China?!" I had some team building event after work (which meant free vodka and wine at the company's expense so you know I was all about that shit) and we played the "if you could only have two albums & two movies on an island, what would they be" and of course my albums were:
1. Prince - Purple Rain Soundtrack (Game.....Blouses)
2. Bryan Adams - Waking Up The Neighbours
Fuck yeah. And of COURSE the movies were:
1. The Big Lebowski (The Chinaman is not the issue!)
2. Big Trouble In Little China
Greatest movie segment EVER, bitches. If you dont like this movie, you suck balls. End of discussion. Needless to say, only one person had ever seen the fucking movie. Keep in mind that everyone was over the age of 40 in the discussion except for me so you kind of have to expect it from that audience but as Zach said, THE MOVIE IS 20 FUCKING YEARS OLD! Better than "Terms of Endearment" for fucks sake.
And the Beatles suck, ESPECIALLY JOHN LENNON. Many people agree with me on this (mainly anyone that isnt atonal & high born after 1975) and they will always be far behind The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin and all the Jacksons sans Tito and Jermaine's greasy ass. It was a 12 on 1 arguement and they could only name one song that was coherant and (actually good) Paul fucking wrote it ("Hey Jude" which is marginally better than "I Got My Mind Set On You" I must admit). We all know.....Paul is the least sucky of the bunch but he still sucks it dry. Did you SEE the Super Bowl? If it aint Prince it aint right. Let's go crazy, bitches!
Countdown may be late. Let this be known....NEW #1 VIDEO!!!
Chachi Out
1. Prince - Purple Rain Soundtrack (Game.....Blouses)
2. Bryan Adams - Waking Up The Neighbours
Fuck yeah. And of COURSE the movies were:
1. The Big Lebowski (The Chinaman is not the issue!)
2. Big Trouble In Little China
Greatest movie segment EVER, bitches. If you dont like this movie, you suck balls. End of discussion. Needless to say, only one person had ever seen the fucking movie. Keep in mind that everyone was over the age of 40 in the discussion except for me so you kind of have to expect it from that audience but as Zach said, THE MOVIE IS 20 FUCKING YEARS OLD! Better than "Terms of Endearment" for fucks sake.
And the Beatles suck, ESPECIALLY JOHN LENNON. Many people agree with me on this (mainly anyone that isnt atonal & high born after 1975) and they will always be far behind The Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin and all the Jacksons sans Tito and Jermaine's greasy ass. It was a 12 on 1 arguement and they could only name one song that was coherant and (actually good) Paul fucking wrote it ("Hey Jude" which is marginally better than "I Got My Mind Set On You" I must admit). We all know.....Paul is the least sucky of the bunch but he still sucks it dry. Did you SEE the Super Bowl? If it aint Prince it aint right. Let's go crazy, bitches!
Countdown may be late. Let this be known....NEW #1 VIDEO!!!
Chachi Out
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
VOTE OR DIE PART DEUX!!!
John "Crazy Ol' McCoot" McCain didnt back down on his feelings that the Conferderate flag doesnt need to be on the South Carolina courthouse:
I'm not a "Republican" (Right now it looks like Obama for me, but I have something against voting for a light skinned brotha) but I do NOT like the South and much like women and Blacks I believe their votes should not count. Suprisingly, they have enough brain cells to figure out those new-fangled machines so I have to contend with their Red-state dumb-fuckitry. Either way, it's nice to see a candidate that doesnt waffle or flip-flop. Remember, in the 2K8....
VOTE OR DIE, MOTHER F****R! MOTHER F****R, VOTE OR DIE!
Vote, bitches.
I'm not a "Republican" (Right now it looks like Obama for me, but I have something against voting for a light skinned brotha) but I do NOT like the South and much like women and Blacks I believe their votes should not count. Suprisingly, they have enough brain cells to figure out those new-fangled machines so I have to contend with their Red-state dumb-fuckitry. Either way, it's nice to see a candidate that doesnt waffle or flip-flop. Remember, in the 2K8....
VOTE OR DIE, MOTHER F****R! MOTHER F****R, VOTE OR DIE!
Vote, bitches.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Pixelated Insanity!
I have ranted about this topic no less than three times and every time I think that people have finally realized that video games are a fucking medium and should be monitored by parents/kids not being idiots and not developers (although sometimes they can be dumbasses)...I hear about this shit.
First off: sex isn’t new. I saw the Mass Effect sex scene. Parental discretion not advised because it IS FUCKING POLYGONS AND RENDERED GRAPHICS. If you whip it out or click the button over this than no warning is going to help your stupid ass:
You know what? I have seen worse on prime time TV. No shit, have you seen CSI or Law & Order? From violence to language to sexuality I have seen a lot worse on TV that is in easier access to kids than video games. Secondly....and most importantly....XBOX360 GAMES ARE $60 FUCKING DOLLARS! Where are the kids getting this money? Parents. If parents aren’t going to take the extra 5 seconds to ask "what's this $60 bucks for" then you don’t deserve to be fucking parents and when your kids end up shooting someone because of GTA4 then you should go to jail, not them. Hell, when I was younger I couldn’t get $5 without the third degree. For $60 I had to give my left foot as collateral! I aint lying, ask Griff!
You know....people have been bitching about violence and sex in video games since fucking Ms. Pac-Man (She deepthroats like a fucking champ) and every time everybody stands around yelling "robble robble robble" until people realize that you have to pay to get this shit or you have to pirate it and either way if your kids get it then the result is because of one thing if kids get “offensive” video games: bad parenting. I am a believer in rights but I also believe that developers have a responsibility to make GOOD games, not righteous games. At the end of the day, there are several kinds of gamers and that means there should be several types of games. Sadly, there is a market for Manhunt 2, that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be made because it isn’t for everyone. Now the slippery slope folk will say that this logic leads to “NAMBLA’S Boy Fighter 2: Teenage Turbo Handjob Edition” but you know what? That will never be made by a developer because:
• It’s illegal (AH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)
• This game would odds are run off the fucking Way of the Warrior engine.
That would totally suck balls. You know what; I’m not EVEN GOING TO MAKE THE FUCKING JOKE. Even I have my limits. Long story short, complaining about sex in video games is like complaining about Jesus in Southern schools: as long as there are fucktards, it aint going nowhere. Get Jesus out of schools and government and MAYBE gamers will think about not supporting titties in video games. Fuck Jesus, he doesn’t belong in video games unless he is dying or going all Kratos on mother fuckers. Now God of War with Jesus having crucifixes chained to his hands? THAT is a game I will happily spend EIGHTY BUCKS for. Until then, I like my video games with great graphics, an awesome story, thumb-blistering action and more jubblies than I can shake a Wii at. Yes, that means the controller and not a penis.
Kevin McCullough needs to worry about the real problem: evolving piñatas.
Now THAT is godless, evil and eerie shit. I’ll be back on Friday, maybe before. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi Out
First off: sex isn’t new. I saw the Mass Effect sex scene. Parental discretion not advised because it IS FUCKING POLYGONS AND RENDERED GRAPHICS. If you whip it out or click the button over this than no warning is going to help your stupid ass:
You know what? I have seen worse on prime time TV. No shit, have you seen CSI or Law & Order? From violence to language to sexuality I have seen a lot worse on TV that is in easier access to kids than video games. Secondly....and most importantly....XBOX360 GAMES ARE $60 FUCKING DOLLARS! Where are the kids getting this money? Parents. If parents aren’t going to take the extra 5 seconds to ask "what's this $60 bucks for" then you don’t deserve to be fucking parents and when your kids end up shooting someone because of GTA4 then you should go to jail, not them. Hell, when I was younger I couldn’t get $5 without the third degree. For $60 I had to give my left foot as collateral! I aint lying, ask Griff!
You know....people have been bitching about violence and sex in video games since fucking Ms. Pac-Man (She deepthroats like a fucking champ) and every time everybody stands around yelling "robble robble robble" until people realize that you have to pay to get this shit or you have to pirate it and either way if your kids get it then the result is because of one thing if kids get “offensive” video games: bad parenting. I am a believer in rights but I also believe that developers have a responsibility to make GOOD games, not righteous games. At the end of the day, there are several kinds of gamers and that means there should be several types of games. Sadly, there is a market for Manhunt 2, that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be made because it isn’t for everyone. Now the slippery slope folk will say that this logic leads to “NAMBLA’S Boy Fighter 2: Teenage Turbo Handjob Edition” but you know what? That will never be made by a developer because:
• It’s illegal (AH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!)
• This game would odds are run off the fucking Way of the Warrior engine.
That would totally suck balls. You know what; I’m not EVEN GOING TO MAKE THE FUCKING JOKE. Even I have my limits. Long story short, complaining about sex in video games is like complaining about Jesus in Southern schools: as long as there are fucktards, it aint going nowhere. Get Jesus out of schools and government and MAYBE gamers will think about not supporting titties in video games. Fuck Jesus, he doesn’t belong in video games unless he is dying or going all Kratos on mother fuckers. Now God of War with Jesus having crucifixes chained to his hands? THAT is a game I will happily spend EIGHTY BUCKS for. Until then, I like my video games with great graphics, an awesome story, thumb-blistering action and more jubblies than I can shake a Wii at. Yes, that means the controller and not a penis.
Kevin McCullough needs to worry about the real problem: evolving piñatas.
Now THAT is godless, evil and eerie shit. I’ll be back on Friday, maybe before. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi Out
Sunday, January 13, 2008
If You Smell What The President.....Is Cookin'
Everyone join me in rooting for the Whales Vagina Chargers next week as they take on "Mo Bitches" Brady and the New England Patriots next Sunday! Also, a hand for Eli Manning striking a blow for the handi-capable! Because he is fucking retarded. "Duaaaaaahhhh, we won game! My brother is Peyton! I made boom-boom in pants!" Normally a win for Farve is a win for Mississippi but if I had to choose....
Go Packers.
Only the second time in history I have ever said that. Wait, Eli WENT TO MISSISSIPPI! Shit, I lose no matter WHO WINS! Oh, cruel irony!
Also….I miss The Rock:
My fucking god. That man is still my idol. If I was half as badass as The Brahma Bull, I would be knee deep in poontang right now. I’m saying it right now:
THE ROCK FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008!
Go Packers.
Only the second time in history I have ever said that. Wait, Eli WENT TO MISSISSIPPI! Shit, I lose no matter WHO WINS! Oh, cruel irony!
Also….I miss The Rock:
My fucking god. That man is still my idol. If I was half as badass as The Brahma Bull, I would be knee deep in poontang right now. I’m saying it right now:
THE ROCK FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008!
Name ONE COUNTRY that would fuck with us if The Rock were president? I didn't think so. Stay up, peeps.
Chachi Out.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Passion of Chachi....Brought To You By Tuaca and Blue Moon.
What is up, peeps! I am back on a Saturday morning, mainly because I am still sick as hell but I am getting a little bit better. I still feel like T-Pain looks, though. That nigga UGH-LAY! So yesterday for the seven minutes that I watch ESPN (I avoid that network like the plague once college football is over) I saw on PTI that next season they are renaming Jacob Field in Cleveland (where the Indians play if you cared which I know I didn’t) to Progressive Field. Progressive Field?! THE INSURANCE COMPANY?! God….this is why I am beginning to hate sports.
Now this trend has been going on for decades so it’s not like the naming of stadiums after random corporations is new. However, after a while it gets fucking stupid. Remember Candlestick Park? The home of the 4-time Super Bowl Champion San Francisco 49ers? The home of “The Catch”?:
Yeah, THAT catch. Well, it is no longer Candlestick Park. Now it’s Monster Field. MONSTER FIELD?! After the overpriced TV cables? WHAT THE FUCK, BELLANY?! WHAT THE FUCK?! Way to kill nostalgia, fuckers. Remember Mile High Stadium? Where the upper-deck used to sway due to rowdy fans (and shoddy workmanship. Guess there weren’t any Mexicans in front of the Home Depot) and the shape of the stadium felt like a pit to opponents? Well, say hello to Invesco Field….at Mile High. Now I couldn’t give a rats ass about the Broncos (Well, not the Broncos as much as John Elway. He can fucking die a slow death via bear rape for all I care. He will always be behind Joe Montana and Tom “Mo’ Bitches” Brady IMHO) but when people got upset about the name change, I could feel the anger. I mean is ruining a traditional name worth the 3 million a year that you get from the company that you name your stadium after? Hell, charge an extra dollar for hotdogs and bear and you will at a minimum double that number. I pay out the ass for sporting events anyway. I can honestly say that if I was a Bronco fan, I could have coughed up the extra dollar for something else if it meant I could keep the original stadium name. Call me a old coot if you want, I still prefer my NES over my Xbox360 so I am all about keeping it old school.
I understand from a business perspective the need for corporate sponsorship. It gives finances to the teams that allows for stadium upgrades, facilities for players, merchandise and other crap I could not care about because I go to game for the experience and not for the swag. The fact is that corporate sponsorship has taken over sports and it has gotten to be fucking annoying:
• Of the 31 NFL stadiums, only 13 are NOT named after a corporate sponsor. That number is 14 if you count Jacksonville Municipal Stadium, but it used to be ALLTEL stadium and they are currently looking for a sponsor. Chee-tos Field, anyone?
• Of the 30 NBA arenas, only 4 are NOT named by a corporate sponsor.
• Of the 30 MLB fields, only 11 are NOT named after a corporate sponsor. The Yankees and Twins are in the process of building new stadiums and they are shopping around the naming rights.
• Of the 30 NHL teams, only 3 are NOT named by a corporate sponsor. However, hockey is “teh suck” so it doesn’t really matter. ZING!
It’s not just pro teams, either. The Louisville Cardinals play in Papa John’s Stadium (at Cardinal Field or some shit like that). I understand that Papa John’s is headquartered out of Louisville. But….it’s a third rate pizza chain! It’s like naming it Arby’s Arena or Shasta Stadium. Which is coming, I guarantee it. Come on people! Is money that damn important?!
The fact is that most (if not all) fans don’t care about the corporate branding of their stadiums. I luckily am a fan of a football team that hasn’t sold the stadium naming rights, but the first time I hear it called “Home Depot Dome” or hear Lambeau Field called “”Aunt Jemima Field at Lambeau” I may have to start shooting people. And I don’t want that. Although Aunt Jemima is some bomb as syrup. I prefer Uncle Jemima’s Mash Liquor, though:
All in all, I am just really sick of corporate advertising. Unless someone wants to sponsor the Passion of Chachi. What can I say? I’s a whore. I’ll be back next week with the first Doucheology! Until then, stay up peeps!
Chachi Out.
Now this trend has been going on for decades so it’s not like the naming of stadiums after random corporations is new. However, after a while it gets fucking stupid. Remember Candlestick Park? The home of the 4-time Super Bowl Champion San Francisco 49ers? The home of “The Catch”?:
Yeah, THAT catch. Well, it is no longer Candlestick Park. Now it’s Monster Field. MONSTER FIELD?! After the overpriced TV cables? WHAT THE FUCK, BELLANY?! WHAT THE FUCK?! Way to kill nostalgia, fuckers. Remember Mile High Stadium? Where the upper-deck used to sway due to rowdy fans (and shoddy workmanship. Guess there weren’t any Mexicans in front of the Home Depot) and the shape of the stadium felt like a pit to opponents? Well, say hello to Invesco Field….at Mile High. Now I couldn’t give a rats ass about the Broncos (Well, not the Broncos as much as John Elway. He can fucking die a slow death via bear rape for all I care. He will always be behind Joe Montana and Tom “Mo’ Bitches” Brady IMHO) but when people got upset about the name change, I could feel the anger. I mean is ruining a traditional name worth the 3 million a year that you get from the company that you name your stadium after? Hell, charge an extra dollar for hotdogs and bear and you will at a minimum double that number. I pay out the ass for sporting events anyway. I can honestly say that if I was a Bronco fan, I could have coughed up the extra dollar for something else if it meant I could keep the original stadium name. Call me a old coot if you want, I still prefer my NES over my Xbox360 so I am all about keeping it old school.
I understand from a business perspective the need for corporate sponsorship. It gives finances to the teams that allows for stadium upgrades, facilities for players, merchandise and other crap I could not care about because I go to game for the experience and not for the swag. The fact is that corporate sponsorship has taken over sports and it has gotten to be fucking annoying:
• Of the 31 NFL stadiums, only 13 are NOT named after a corporate sponsor. That number is 14 if you count Jacksonville Municipal Stadium, but it used to be ALLTEL stadium and they are currently looking for a sponsor. Chee-tos Field, anyone?
• Of the 30 NBA arenas, only 4 are NOT named by a corporate sponsor.
• Of the 30 MLB fields, only 11 are NOT named after a corporate sponsor. The Yankees and Twins are in the process of building new stadiums and they are shopping around the naming rights.
• Of the 30 NHL teams, only 3 are NOT named by a corporate sponsor. However, hockey is “teh suck” so it doesn’t really matter. ZING!
It’s not just pro teams, either. The Louisville Cardinals play in Papa John’s Stadium (at Cardinal Field or some shit like that). I understand that Papa John’s is headquartered out of Louisville. But….it’s a third rate pizza chain! It’s like naming it Arby’s Arena or Shasta Stadium. Which is coming, I guarantee it. Come on people! Is money that damn important?!
The fact is that most (if not all) fans don’t care about the corporate branding of their stadiums. I luckily am a fan of a football team that hasn’t sold the stadium naming rights, but the first time I hear it called “Home Depot Dome” or hear Lambeau Field called “”Aunt Jemima Field at Lambeau” I may have to start shooting people. And I don’t want that. Although Aunt Jemima is some bomb as syrup. I prefer Uncle Jemima’s Mash Liquor, though:
All in all, I am just really sick of corporate advertising. Unless someone wants to sponsor the Passion of Chachi. What can I say? I’s a whore. I’ll be back next week with the first Doucheology! Until then, stay up peeps!
Chachi Out.
Friday, January 11, 2008
What In The Fuck Were They Thinking?!
This is old, but all I have to say is this is the most fucked up toy since the "Jodie Foster's Accused Playset" with working pinball machine:
Let's get something straight, people. Bukkake DOES NOT BELONG ON THE FUCKING PLAYGROUND.
Oh and a blog coming soon. Probably tomorrow or Sunday. Stay tuned, bitches.
Let's get something straight, people. Bukkake DOES NOT BELONG ON THE FUCKING PLAYGROUND.
Oh and a blog coming soon. Probably tomorrow or Sunday. Stay tuned, bitches.
Long Live The Queen!
What is up, peeps! I am sick as hell right now so I will get into this quickly so I can lay the hell down. Its time for the…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We begin with a video from a first timer but it is featuring a Countdown veteran!
20. Zeebra feat May J & SPHERE OF INFLUENCE – Shinin’ Like A Diamond (New Entry)
Zeebra makes it to the Countdown for the first time! Initially I didn’t like this video because it felt like the world’s longest Snickers commercial. However, I love the beat (albeit a sample) and May J. is my baby boo. What can I say, I loves me some May J.
19. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid (Last Week #16)
It seems Miss Ito is spending her last days on the Countdown. Not necessarily the best way to begin 2008 but here is hoping for (FINALLY) a new album from her at some point this year to get my fix.
18. UVERworld - Roots (New Entry)
FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES!! UVERworld is finally back with a song to kick your ass into gear! After the lackluster “Ukiyo Crossing” it is good to see them go back to just rawking my face completely off. Welcome back, guys!
17. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY (Last Week #14)
I am still waiting for some new Mihimaru as they fall another three spots this week. They have a new single coming out this month so I shouldn’t have to wait long. Unless they pull a Namie. Then I will have to kill someone.
16. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands (Last Week #19)
Well, I would have to say that Nelly Furtado can lay claim to “Queen of the Countdown” with her current track record. I also just saw the “Loose” tour video and dammit I wish I could see her live. So damn fine, I swear.
15. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize (Last Week #12)
One Republic looks to not want to stay on the Countdown with no video for “Stop And Stare” in sight so far. Well, I guess thems the breaks.
14. NLT – I Said, She Said (Last Week #15)
Boy bands in the house! NLT moves up one spot this week as they slowly make their way up the Countdown. Man, I never thought I would say this but I miss 1999. Boy bands were bad ass, no matter what people say about them. SoulDecision, bitches!
13. John Legend – Show Me (Last Week #17)
You know what? It feels like old times. We got UVERworld, Nelly Furtado and John Legend on the Countdown at the same time for the first time in more than a year. They pretty much created the Countdown, so its good to see them all back.
12. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes - Hurt (Last Week #8)
Speaking of Countdown mainstays, TI falls four spots this week and out of the Top 10. It is kind of a shame that he is under house arrest but that is what you get for being a dumbass. Here is to getting his life back in order.
11. Sowelu – Hikari (Last Week #13)
Yum-tastic! Sowelu moves up two spots and is one spot away from her second Top 10 video! I wonder if she has an album coming out soon. If she does, I will be all over that bad boy. Onto the Top 10!
10. Paramore – CrushCrushCrush (Last Week #7)
We begin with Paramore who looks to have fallen short of reaching the top as they fall three spots this week. This is kind of a shock but the videos above this one are all a little better. Maybe Hayley will have something new for me soon.
9. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing (Last Week #11)
Heck yes! HAMC are moving up this week! It’s nice to see them laying off the ballads. I mean, I liked “Dreams” but I really prefer them when they are playing stuff like “Pride”. Now THAT is a fucking song.
8. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark (Last Week #5)
Asian Kung Fu Generation continues their surprising fall from the top this week. Being the first Bleach opening theme to not take the top spot is a little of a shocker but that doesn’t take away from the video itself. Oh, and I am getting sick of fake fucking torrents. If you tried to watch the Bleach Movie 2 torrent you will know what I mean. Disgusting.
7. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction (Last Week #9)
Snoop is making moves! I am just as shocked as you, but the Doggfather moves up two spots this week. Never did I think that Snoop Dogg would ever be this high on the Countdown. Then again, I never figured that he would make a video that didn’t suck either. First time for everything.
6. Lupe Fiasco feat Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Last Week #10)
So I have been listening to this song and watching this video non-stop over the last three weeks. Needless to say, it is that addictive. Lupe is underrated, Kanye kicks ass when he isn’t being political and Pharrell….just kind of stands there. In the end, it all works. Maybe kids ARENT evil.
5. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord (Last Week #6)
TM and the posse are back where they belong! ABS gets their third Top 5 video and they are definitely looking for more. What is even more awesome is their album came out like a month ago so they are putting in WORK. Now for the shocker….
4. NaNa – Movin’ On (Last Week #1, Six Weeks at #1)
After a month and a half at the top….NaNa finally relinquishes the throne! It has been an awesome run since she dethroned Alicia Keys last year and she had been comfortably on top ever since. However, all things come to an end so NaNa falls three places to number four. That means we have a new number one!
3. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Last Week #4)
Surprisingly enough, we have more NaNa! Her latest video looks to continue the success as “Showgirl” moves up a spot to the Top Three. This marks the third straight week that NaNa has made up 40% of the Top Five. That is quite a feat if I say so myself. Hot video, great dancing and damn….NaNa is fine. We are down to two!
2. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Last Week #3)
Well look who it is! Alicia Keys makes her bid for a second number one video after the dominance that was “No One”. She had a huge year last year and this year is starting off just as good. Even still, she falls just short from the top this week. So who is the first new number one in over a month?
1.May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
HELLS YES! May J. gets her first number one video! After a pretty long journey she finally takes the top spot. Rightfully so, too. Have you SEEN THIS VIDEO?! My god it is fucking hawt! It is more than deserving of the number one spot and it is there for this week. Congratulations to May J!
Well, that is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if May J. can hold on to the number one spot for another week. Or can Alicia Keys reclaim her throne? Or will NaNa bounce back and have her second number one in three weeks? Find out next week!
Until then, I am out. Man, I feel like crap. I will be back this weekend with another rant hopefully.
Chachi Out
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
We begin with a video from a first timer but it is featuring a Countdown veteran!
20. Zeebra feat May J & SPHERE OF INFLUENCE – Shinin’ Like A Diamond (New Entry)
Zeebra makes it to the Countdown for the first time! Initially I didn’t like this video because it felt like the world’s longest Snickers commercial. However, I love the beat (albeit a sample) and May J. is my baby boo. What can I say, I loves me some May J.
19. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid (Last Week #16)
It seems Miss Ito is spending her last days on the Countdown. Not necessarily the best way to begin 2008 but here is hoping for (FINALLY) a new album from her at some point this year to get my fix.
18. UVERworld - Roots (New Entry)
FUCK YES! FUCK YES! FUCK YES!! UVERworld is finally back with a song to kick your ass into gear! After the lackluster “Ukiyo Crossing” it is good to see them go back to just rawking my face completely off. Welcome back, guys!
17. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY (Last Week #14)
I am still waiting for some new Mihimaru as they fall another three spots this week. They have a new single coming out this month so I shouldn’t have to wait long. Unless they pull a Namie. Then I will have to kill someone.
16. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands (Last Week #19)
Well, I would have to say that Nelly Furtado can lay claim to “Queen of the Countdown” with her current track record. I also just saw the “Loose” tour video and dammit I wish I could see her live. So damn fine, I swear.
15. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize (Last Week #12)
One Republic looks to not want to stay on the Countdown with no video for “Stop And Stare” in sight so far. Well, I guess thems the breaks.
14. NLT – I Said, She Said (Last Week #15)
Boy bands in the house! NLT moves up one spot this week as they slowly make their way up the Countdown. Man, I never thought I would say this but I miss 1999. Boy bands were bad ass, no matter what people say about them. SoulDecision, bitches!
13. John Legend – Show Me (Last Week #17)
You know what? It feels like old times. We got UVERworld, Nelly Furtado and John Legend on the Countdown at the same time for the first time in more than a year. They pretty much created the Countdown, so its good to see them all back.
12. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes - Hurt (Last Week #8)
Speaking of Countdown mainstays, TI falls four spots this week and out of the Top 10. It is kind of a shame that he is under house arrest but that is what you get for being a dumbass. Here is to getting his life back in order.
11. Sowelu – Hikari (Last Week #13)
Yum-tastic! Sowelu moves up two spots and is one spot away from her second Top 10 video! I wonder if she has an album coming out soon. If she does, I will be all over that bad boy. Onto the Top 10!
10. Paramore – CrushCrushCrush (Last Week #7)
We begin with Paramore who looks to have fallen short of reaching the top as they fall three spots this week. This is kind of a shock but the videos above this one are all a little better. Maybe Hayley will have something new for me soon.
9. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing (Last Week #11)
Heck yes! HAMC are moving up this week! It’s nice to see them laying off the ballads. I mean, I liked “Dreams” but I really prefer them when they are playing stuff like “Pride”. Now THAT is a fucking song.
8. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark (Last Week #5)
Asian Kung Fu Generation continues their surprising fall from the top this week. Being the first Bleach opening theme to not take the top spot is a little of a shocker but that doesn’t take away from the video itself. Oh, and I am getting sick of fake fucking torrents. If you tried to watch the Bleach Movie 2 torrent you will know what I mean. Disgusting.
7. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction (Last Week #9)
Snoop is making moves! I am just as shocked as you, but the Doggfather moves up two spots this week. Never did I think that Snoop Dogg would ever be this high on the Countdown. Then again, I never figured that he would make a video that didn’t suck either. First time for everything.
6. Lupe Fiasco feat Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Last Week #10)
So I have been listening to this song and watching this video non-stop over the last three weeks. Needless to say, it is that addictive. Lupe is underrated, Kanye kicks ass when he isn’t being political and Pharrell….just kind of stands there. In the end, it all works. Maybe kids ARENT evil.
5. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord (Last Week #6)
TM and the posse are back where they belong! ABS gets their third Top 5 video and they are definitely looking for more. What is even more awesome is their album came out like a month ago so they are putting in WORK. Now for the shocker….
4. NaNa – Movin’ On (Last Week #1, Six Weeks at #1)
After a month and a half at the top….NaNa finally relinquishes the throne! It has been an awesome run since she dethroned Alicia Keys last year and she had been comfortably on top ever since. However, all things come to an end so NaNa falls three places to number four. That means we have a new number one!
3. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Last Week #4)
Surprisingly enough, we have more NaNa! Her latest video looks to continue the success as “Showgirl” moves up a spot to the Top Three. This marks the third straight week that NaNa has made up 40% of the Top Five. That is quite a feat if I say so myself. Hot video, great dancing and damn….NaNa is fine. We are down to two!
2. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Last Week #3)
Well look who it is! Alicia Keys makes her bid for a second number one video after the dominance that was “No One”. She had a huge year last year and this year is starting off just as good. Even still, she falls just short from the top this week. So who is the first new number one in over a month?
1.May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha (Last Week #2, One Week at #1)
HELLS YES! May J. gets her first number one video! After a pretty long journey she finally takes the top spot. Rightfully so, too. Have you SEEN THIS VIDEO?! My god it is fucking hawt! It is more than deserving of the number one spot and it is there for this week. Congratulations to May J!
Well, that is all for this week! Tune in next Friday to see if May J. can hold on to the number one spot for another week. Or can Alicia Keys reclaim her throne? Or will NaNa bounce back and have her second number one in three weeks? Find out next week!
Until then, I am out. Man, I feel like crap. I will be back this weekend with another rant hopefully.
Chachi Out
Friday, January 04, 2008
It's Ladies Night.....Again! Free Drinks!
No time to waste, I am late enough as is! I may be pregnant! You know what it’s time for…
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
It is the first Countdown of the new year but we have an old video at number twenty!
20. Paramore – Misery Business (Last Week #16)
Looks like it’s the end of the road for this video. It hit number two last year for two weeks and has been falling ever since. They currently have another video on here, let’s see if it can duplicate the success.
19. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands (New Entry)
Hmm…John Legend is back and now Nelly Furtado has returned! It’s like 2006 all over again! It’s interesting because I was figuring “What I Wanted” would be the next single bur here we are with this song which I ALSO LOVE. Not much she can do to anger me, I must say. Even still, this is a very cool vid.
18. Alicia Keys – No One (Last Week #15, Five Weeks at #1)
Well, it was an awesome run but it looks to be over for another star. The fine Alicia Keys falls another three spots this week. The second biggest video of 2007 without a doubt will be on the 2008 Countdown
17. John Legend – Show Me (Last Week #20)
John moves up a modest (for John, anyway) three spots this week. Don’t look now, but he has tied Yui with five videos on the Countdown! Can he break the record for most number one videos and get his fourth? Stay tuned to find out!
16. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid (Last Week #12)
Yuna falls four big spots this week and there hasn’t been any word of a new album coming so needless to say I am a bit torqued about that. I’m just saying, I loves her.
15. NLT – I Said, She Said (Last Week #18)
Theys movin! NLT is moving up this week as they attempt to be the first boy band to make the Top 10! That is a shocker seeing how much I like boy bands but thems the breaks.
14. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY (Last Week #10)
Where is the new video?! GIMME NOW!
13. Sowelu – Hikari (Last Week #14)
Sowelu moves up one spot this week as she tries to follow up the success of “24 Karats” and pull the number one spot down. There is some old staples and new competition on the chart so we will see if she can do it. She is hot enough.
12. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize (Last Week #7, Plunge of the Week)
One Republic falls out of the Top Ten as they fall the most spots this week. Still nothing new from them as of yet, though.
11. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing (Last Week #13)
In HAMC’s first foray into the Countdown they are making some big moves as they are knocking on the door of the upper half. Can they bring some rock to the Top 10? We are into the upper echelon!
10. Lupe Fiasco feat Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Last Week #17, Biggest Mover)
The biggest mover in a long time! The combined might of Lupe, Kanye and Pharrell move up a huge seven spots to land in the Top 10. That gives Kanye the record of five Top 10 videos, breaking Yui’s record! Could 2008 be just as big for Kanye as 2007? Can Lupe be the breakout star of the year? Can Pharrell stand there and say stuff? Yes!
9. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction (Last Week #11)
Dammit! Damn you, Snoop! I love this song so fricking much! Not gonna hold back, this video is damn good. It looks like Snoop did something that didn’t piss me off. Good work, Calvin.
8. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes - Hurt (Last Week #6)
TI falls another two spots this week as it looks like his drought from the top spot continues. No word yet on much of anything from him as he looks to be under house arrest for a long….long time.
7. Paramore – CrushCrushCrush (Last Week #9)
Two more spots this week for Paramore as they move closer to the Top Five. Can Hayley lead the guys past the runner up post? It’s gonna be hard because from this point on we are dealing with some really stiff competition.
6. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord (Last Week #8)
Now this is a familiar sight. ABS has moved closer to the top this week as they attempt to get their third video in the Top 5. I am hella excited for the next bit of work from Abingdon Boys School but some new TM Revolution would be a nice change of pace. We are left with five!
5. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark (Last Week #2)
After holding on to the runner up position for two straight weeks, AKFG falls three big spots. This was still an impressive showing by a classing j-rock group that deserves to be up here. Sadly, like Orange Range they came up short.
4. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Last Week #5)
NaNa makes a short move this week, moving up one spot this week. I am beginning to like this video a TAD BIT more than “Movin On” because….damn, she is fine. The dancing is a lot better in the original but something about the showgirl outfit…damn. We are left with three!
3. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Last Week #4)
Alicia moves into the Top Three! We were beginning to miss you baby. This video has finally grown on me to the point that I stop what I am doing to watch it. Most videos don’t do that because I download them all but….damn. She is looking good.
2. May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha (Last Week #3)
Once again, May J. moves up to number two! She was here last year around this time with “Here We Go” but failed to knock off Yui. This video is damn hot and May is damn fine (I even got a certain someone to agree). Will that and saucy dancing be enough to pull down the top spot? It wasn’t this week….
1. NaNa – Movin’ On (Last Week #1, Six Weeks at #1)
….As the Queen is still here! NaNa holds on to the top spot for a SIXTH STRAIGHT WEEK! The first number one of 2008 is the same as the last one of 2007. This puts her ahead of Alicia Keys and Shakira for the longest reigning number one for a female and one week behind UGK & Outkast for the longest no-retroed! Not like it’s a surprise, this is one of the best! Congrats on the record!
That is all for now! I am out to cool off a bit because I am pissed the hell off. Tune in next week to see if NaNa can hold on to the top for the seventh consecutive week! Don’t forget, UGK did it with a break, not all in a row. Or will May J finally get her elusive number one video? Or will Alicia prove that she is the Queen of the Countdown with her second number one? It was almost an all ladies Top 5 this week, can they keep it up? See you next Friday, a lot earlier.
Chachi Out!
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
It is the first Countdown of the new year but we have an old video at number twenty!
20. Paramore – Misery Business (Last Week #16)
Looks like it’s the end of the road for this video. It hit number two last year for two weeks and has been falling ever since. They currently have another video on here, let’s see if it can duplicate the success.
19. Nelly Furtado – In God’s Hands (New Entry)
Hmm…John Legend is back and now Nelly Furtado has returned! It’s like 2006 all over again! It’s interesting because I was figuring “What I Wanted” would be the next single bur here we are with this song which I ALSO LOVE. Not much she can do to anger me, I must say. Even still, this is a very cool vid.
18. Alicia Keys – No One (Last Week #15, Five Weeks at #1)
Well, it was an awesome run but it looks to be over for another star. The fine Alicia Keys falls another three spots this week. The second biggest video of 2007 without a doubt will be on the 2008 Countdown
17. John Legend – Show Me (Last Week #20)
John moves up a modest (for John, anyway) three spots this week. Don’t look now, but he has tied Yui with five videos on the Countdown! Can he break the record for most number one videos and get his fourth? Stay tuned to find out!
16. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid (Last Week #12)
Yuna falls four big spots this week and there hasn’t been any word of a new album coming so needless to say I am a bit torqued about that. I’m just saying, I loves her.
15. NLT – I Said, She Said (Last Week #18)
Theys movin! NLT is moving up this week as they attempt to be the first boy band to make the Top 10! That is a shocker seeing how much I like boy bands but thems the breaks.
14. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY (Last Week #10)
Where is the new video?! GIMME NOW!
13. Sowelu – Hikari (Last Week #14)
Sowelu moves up one spot this week as she tries to follow up the success of “24 Karats” and pull the number one spot down. There is some old staples and new competition on the chart so we will see if she can do it. She is hot enough.
12. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize (Last Week #7, Plunge of the Week)
One Republic falls out of the Top Ten as they fall the most spots this week. Still nothing new from them as of yet, though.
11. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing (Last Week #13)
In HAMC’s first foray into the Countdown they are making some big moves as they are knocking on the door of the upper half. Can they bring some rock to the Top 10? We are into the upper echelon!
10. Lupe Fiasco feat Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke – Us Placers (Last Week #17, Biggest Mover)
The biggest mover in a long time! The combined might of Lupe, Kanye and Pharrell move up a huge seven spots to land in the Top 10. That gives Kanye the record of five Top 10 videos, breaking Yui’s record! Could 2008 be just as big for Kanye as 2007? Can Lupe be the breakout star of the year? Can Pharrell stand there and say stuff? Yes!
9. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction (Last Week #11)
Dammit! Damn you, Snoop! I love this song so fricking much! Not gonna hold back, this video is damn good. It looks like Snoop did something that didn’t piss me off. Good work, Calvin.
8. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes - Hurt (Last Week #6)
TI falls another two spots this week as it looks like his drought from the top spot continues. No word yet on much of anything from him as he looks to be under house arrest for a long….long time.
7. Paramore – CrushCrushCrush (Last Week #9)
Two more spots this week for Paramore as they move closer to the Top Five. Can Hayley lead the guys past the runner up post? It’s gonna be hard because from this point on we are dealing with some really stiff competition.
6. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord (Last Week #8)
Now this is a familiar sight. ABS has moved closer to the top this week as they attempt to get their third video in the Top 5. I am hella excited for the next bit of work from Abingdon Boys School but some new TM Revolution would be a nice change of pace. We are left with five!
5. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark (Last Week #2)
After holding on to the runner up position for two straight weeks, AKFG falls three big spots. This was still an impressive showing by a classing j-rock group that deserves to be up here. Sadly, like Orange Range they came up short.
4. NaNa – SHOW GIRL (Last Week #5)
NaNa makes a short move this week, moving up one spot this week. I am beginning to like this video a TAD BIT more than “Movin On” because….damn, she is fine. The dancing is a lot better in the original but something about the showgirl outfit…damn. We are left with three!
3. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Last Week #4)
Alicia moves into the Top Three! We were beginning to miss you baby. This video has finally grown on me to the point that I stop what I am doing to watch it. Most videos don’t do that because I download them all but….damn. She is looking good.
2. May J. – Do Tha, Do Tha (Last Week #3)
Once again, May J. moves up to number two! She was here last year around this time with “Here We Go” but failed to knock off Yui. This video is damn hot and May is damn fine (I even got a certain someone to agree). Will that and saucy dancing be enough to pull down the top spot? It wasn’t this week….
1. NaNa – Movin’ On (Last Week #1, Six Weeks at #1)
….As the Queen is still here! NaNa holds on to the top spot for a SIXTH STRAIGHT WEEK! The first number one of 2008 is the same as the last one of 2007. This puts her ahead of Alicia Keys and Shakira for the longest reigning number one for a female and one week behind UGK & Outkast for the longest no-retroed! Not like it’s a surprise, this is one of the best! Congrats on the record!
That is all for now! I am out to cool off a bit because I am pissed the hell off. Tune in next week to see if NaNa can hold on to the top for the seventh consecutive week! Don’t forget, UGK did it with a break, not all in a row. Or will May J finally get her elusive number one video? Or will Alicia prove that she is the Queen of the Countdown with her second number one? It was almost an all ladies Top 5 this week, can they keep it up? See you next Friday, a lot earlier.
Chachi Out!
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
How Bout Them Dawgs?!
Man, Hawaii is getting their ass WHOOPED ON. How bout them Dawgs?! I found this link on Yahoo and I so didn’t put two-and-two together when I said "I know that name, and not from Hawaii":
So let me get this straight:
· Colt Brennan is a felon?
· He went to CU-Boulder?
· He got KICKED OFF the Buffs? Who the fuck gets kicked out of Boulder? I may be an alum but that team makes the Cowboys of the 90’s look like the fucking Osmonds. I kid!
· He was a stalker? Wow, the Buffs sure could pick’em. Two words: Rae Carruth.
Nothing personal against him, I am sure he has cleaned himself up. Needs to learn how to take a hit though because the Bulldogs are IN HIS ASS tonight! Seven sacks and three picks so far shows that maybe Hawaii DOESN’T belong in the BCS. Nice to see them there. Also, after this performance if LSU and Oklahoma get housed we know what the championship game SHOULD HAVE BEEN:
USC Trojans
Vs.
Georgia Bulldogs
We’z wuz ROBBED! Aaaaaaand Colt Brennan got sacked again. Wow, I think he is dead. I’m out, be back Friday.
Chachi Out.
So let me get this straight:
· Colt Brennan is a felon?
· He went to CU-Boulder?
· He got KICKED OFF the Buffs? Who the fuck gets kicked out of Boulder? I may be an alum but that team makes the Cowboys of the 90’s look like the fucking Osmonds. I kid!
· He was a stalker? Wow, the Buffs sure could pick’em. Two words: Rae Carruth.
Nothing personal against him, I am sure he has cleaned himself up. Needs to learn how to take a hit though because the Bulldogs are IN HIS ASS tonight! Seven sacks and three picks so far shows that maybe Hawaii DOESN’T belong in the BCS. Nice to see them there. Also, after this performance if LSU and Oklahoma get housed we know what the championship game SHOULD HAVE BEEN:
USC Trojans
Vs.
Georgia Bulldogs
We’z wuz ROBBED! Aaaaaaand Colt Brennan got sacked again. Wow, I think he is dead. I’m out, be back Friday.
Chachi Out.
Monday, December 31, 2007
The Passion of Chachi Year End Extravaganza!!
Hells yeah, people! It is New Year’s Eve and there is only one thing left on the blog to do before we ring in another year. It is time for the…
PASSION OF CHACHI YEAR END EXTRAVAGANZA!
The Biggest 100 Videos of 2007!
Let’s get the new year started off right!
100. K-OS – Sunday Morning
The Countdown begins with a video this spring/summer that shocked me with how original it was. I have been a K-OS fan for only a year or so but I was really all about this video for a while. A refreshing changed from “Grillz” I tell you what.
99. M-Flo loves Crystal Kay – Love Don’t Cry
98. Namie Amuro – Funky Town
97. Yui - Jam
96. Enrique Iglesias – Do You Know
95. 2Backka + Bennie K – Home
94. Chris Brown – Wall To Wall
93. J. Holiday – Bed
92. Tenjo Chiki (TSZX) – Pirhrana
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tastes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Maybe my favorite dance video not by NaNa or Kumi Koda. These girls can do a little bit of dancing I must say. They make me feel happy inside.
91. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction
90. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing
89. Yui - Understand
88. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord
87. Koda Kumi – Twinkle
This is one of two videos from Kumi Koda on this year’s Countdown! If you don’t know, my love/hate relationship with Kumi runs like this: I hate that I love her. I mean seriously, if she wore some clothes we could be something special. Then again….”Juicy” was hot.
86. Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead
85. Diddy feat Keisha Cole – Last Night
84. Paramore - Crushcrushcrush
83. Game – Let’s Ride
82. AI – I’ll Remember You
81. Chamillionare – Hip Hop Police
80. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY
79. Dj Khaled feat TI, Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Birdman, Lil Wayne & Akon – We Takin Over
78. Common feat Lily Allen – Driving Me Wild
77. Gackt – RETURNER ~Yami no Shuuen~
76. ERIKA – Free
This video was surprisingly one of my favorites of 2007. Although it took me a minute to realize innuendo flies at her face at a 12 second clip, but I really like the song and it is actually one of the few new artists I feel bad about leaving out of the Chachi Music & Video Awards. She has a surprisingly nice voice for the former model turned singer sect (Leah Dizon…I am looking at you).
75. L`Arc~en~Ciel – My Heart Draws A Dream
74. Daughtry – Over You
73. Monkey Majik feat m-flo – Picture Perfect
One of M-Flo’s many videos on the Countdown this year. 2006 was HUGE for M-Flo and although his album came out this year, it has been a little slow for him. Even still, this video was awesome and the song was the ringtone for a while for a certain someone. I was so LAAAAAAAME.
72. Gym Class Heroes – Clothes Off
71. LM.C – Boys & Girls
70. Three Days Grace – Never Too Late
69. Fall Out Boy – Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
68. TI – Big Things Poppin’
67. Tomboy – Superstar
Mmmm. A slew of Japanese women scantily clad and dressing provacativly? Hell, 90% of my dreams are like this video any-damn-way. Needless to say…I like a lot.
66. Soulja Boy – Crank That [Soulja Boy]
65. Teriyaki Boyz feat Kanye West – I Used To Love H.E.R.
64. Kumi Koda – Get Up & Move!
63. Amy Winehouse - Rehab
62. May J – Do Tha’ Do Tha’
61. Daddy Yankee feat. Fergie – Impacto
60. Hinoi Team – Dancin’ and Dreamin’
59. GreeeeN - Ai Uta
It may be a shocker that this video is so high without charting but this was my jam for about three months this summer. I could never find a video for this damn song! Mainly because I had it spelled wrong in Japanese and couldn’t translate. Even still, this is a good little tune.
58. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize
57. UVERworld – Kimi no Suki na Uta
56. Rich Boy – Throw Some D’s
55. Home Made Kazoku – Nagaraboshi ~Shooting Star~
54. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid
53. Game feat Kanye West – Wouldn’t Get Far
52. John Legend - Heaven (One Week at #1)
51. Halcali – Look
50. Omarion – Ice Box
49. John Legend – Stereo
48. Foxxi MisQ feat. Miss Monday – Party Booty Shake
The summer of 2007 was officially the summer of Foxxi MisQ! A kick ass album from a girl group is something we haven’t seen since….CrazySexyCool. That is sad, BTW. This video is hot, especially Dem. No, that is her name.
47. Bennie K – 1001 Nights
46. NaNa – SHOW GIRL
45. Back-On – Flower
44. UVERworld – Shaka Beach~Laka Laka La~
43. Young Jeezy – I Luv It
42. Justin Timberlake feat TI – My Love
41. Rebelde – Ser O Parecer
You know, I thought really hard about not putting RBD on after not showing to the Denver date on their tour. However….I can’t stay mad at Anahi. My love for her is too strong. Also…NEW RBD VIDEO! New for 2008! Muy bueno!
40. Hearts Grow – Himawari
39. Orange Range – Ika Summer
38. Paramore – Misery Business
37. Foxxi MisQ feat Zeebra – Luxury Ride
36. Avril Lavigne – Girlfriend
35. Evanescence – Lithium
34. Yui – Love Or Truth
33. UVERworld – Zero no Kotae
So UVERworld, despite having no number one videos in 2007, still places three videos on the Year End Countdown. After having three videos in the TOP 10 of 2006, that is a bit of a drop off I must say. GIVE ME MORE OF THE ‘WORLD!
32. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again
31. Nelly Furtado – Do It
30. Kanye West feat. T-Pain – GoodLife
29. Abingdon Boys School – Nephilim
28. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark
27. Rascal Flats – Stand
Arguably the sleeper band of the Countdown, Rascal Flatts always sneaks into the Top Three every time out. After hitting number one last year, this video fell behind the juggernaught that was Maroon 5 this year but still made an impressive showing for 2007. Here is hoping for something new for 2008!
26. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes – Hurt
25. Bennie K – Joy Trip (One Week at #1)
24. Common – The People
23. Yui – My Generation
22. Bi – I’m Coming
You know what? Bi has never had a number one video?! That is shocking as all hell! This video came very close, but got help off for two weeks by Nelly Furtado’s “Say It Right”. You know I am hoping he gets an English single on the “Speed Racer” soundtrack. That would kick ass. Oh, and if you don’t like this video something is fucking wrong with you. Seriously.
21. Sowelu, EXILE & DOBERMAN INC – 24 Karats (One Week at #1)
20. L’Arc~en~Ciel – SEVENTH HEAVEN (One Week at #1)
19. Yui – CHE.R.RY (One Week at #1)
18. Abingdon Boys School – Howling (One Week at #1)
17. May J. feat M-Flo – Here We Go
16. EXILE – Lovers Again
15. Yuna Ito – I’m Here (One Week at #1)
14. Kanye West feat Daft Punk – Stronger (One Week at #1)
Kanye FINALLY CAME BACK this year! Everyone knows I am a Kanye fan so when this came out you knew it was a hit song. Then came the video and you KNEW it was going to be awesome. With four videos on the Year End Extravaganza, it is evident that Kanye had one of the biggest years in 2007.
13. Mihimaru GT – Gazen Yeah! (Two Weeks at #1)
12. Daughtry – It’s Not Over (Two Weeks at #1)
11. TI feat Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry & BG – Top Back [Remix] (Two Weeks at #1)
10. Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder (Three Weeks at #1)
We begin the Top 10 of 2007 with Maroon 5! They set the summer off right with this video, their first in over two and a half years. They topped the chart for three weeks in June, knocking off Yuna Ito’s “I’m Here”. I was all about this song because of you-know-what and all I can say is that it said what I needed to say. That and I like Maroon 5. We move on to arguably the biggest artist of 2007!
9. Yui – Rolling Star (Three Weeks at #1)
In December of 2006, this video debuted solely on the fact I loved “Life” from her and it was the opening to Bleach. By January, it was on top of the Countdown and set off the biggest year any artist has had ever! The first of four videos to make it to the Top Three from Yui in 2007, this was by far my favorite. You listen to this and not get happy then you also hate puppies and support terrorism. There, I said it. You hate Yui and the terrorists win. Good job, commie bastard.
8. Namie Amuro – Baby Don’t Cry (Three Weeks at #1)
So from Feburary until March, I was all about this song and video. Mostly because I waited like…20 millenia for her damn “Play” album which was worth the wait but still. This video reminds me of a simpler time in 2007, when all was right with the world. That and Namie is hot as hell.
7. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Three Weeks at #1)
This song came out at the end of 2006 and quickly became number one. While I was at The Q, I watched this video non-stop and it was soon my favorite song…although I didn’t know what the hell she was talking about. Either way, she ended TI’s reign at the top and proceeded to continue her big year from 2006 in 2007. Next, we get into arguably my favorite song of the year.
6. nobodyknows+ - Hero’s Come Back (Four Weeks at #1)
HELLS YES! This song actually made me give a fuck about Naruto again. The first time I heard the full version I lost my mind and by the time the video came out you pretty much knew it was going to rock your face off. It only took THREE WEEKS to hit number one (fastest ever) and stayed there for a full month. So, what kept these guys out of the Top 5 of 2007? Well….
5. Aqua Timez – Alones (Four Weeks at #1)
All I needed to hear from Zach was this “HOLY FUCK, IT’S AQUA TIMEZ ON THE NEW BLEACH!” and I was all about this song. After a two month wait for this video, when it finally hit it seemed underwhelming but combined with the song itself it totally works. This video took 4 weeks to hit number one and stayed there for a full month. What separates this from nobodyknows+ was the link to the “Ichigo vs. Grimmjaw I” and the end of the shit in Bleach, albeit temporarily. Not only that, the actual message in the song is pretty damn good to boot. MESSAGE! Next, have we crowned a new King of the Countdown?
4. John Legend – PDA (We Just Don’t Care) [Four Weeks at #1]
For the second straight year, John Legend has a video land on the Year End Extravaganza Countdown. As a matter of fact, he is the only returning artist from 2006 to the Top 10 which shows great staying power. This video was the best of the spring IMHO and although America seems to love R. Kelly more than John Legend, it was good to see good R&B back. Made me feel good about myself. We are down to the THREE BIGGEST VIDEOS OF 2007!
3. NaNa – Movin On (Five Weeks at #1, Current Number One Video)
Now this was a shocker to me as well but I cannot deny the hold that NaNa has had over myself and the Countdown over the last four months. What seemed like a nice little J-R&B video just took over and even though she was only on at the end part of the year she STILL is able to pull a spot as one of the three biggest videos of the year! Great dancing, a catchy song, a very capable voice and the face of an angel puts her with the legends this year. Even more awesome, this video could be in the Top 10 of 2008 because she is still at number one! We are now left with two....
2. Alicia Keys – No One (Five Weeks at #1)
My…god….yes! From the first time I heard this song I knew the video was going to be hot. I couldn’t be any more wrong…er. The video was FIY-YAH! Alicia came back strong in 2007 with this video, quickly moving up the Countdown and holding the number one position for five weeks and even survive a dogfight with NaNa before bowing out. This was the hottest video of the year in both awesomeness and sexiness because Alicia Keys radiates sexy like Nick Cannon radiates worthlessness. That leaves one video to rule them all. And could it be any other video?
1.UGK feat Outkast – International Players Anthem (Seven Weeks at #1, Non-consecutive)
I CHOOSE YOU! There isn’t another person out there, whether you love hip hop or hate it, that can deny this wasn’t the video of the year. Even before the untimely passing of Pimp-C this video was my favorite it showed the summer, as this video was at number one for five straight weeks before being knocked off by L’Arc~en~Ciel. Then, they took the top spot AGAIN for another two weeks! Combine that with the best verse of the year from Andre 3000 (I dare anyone to argue that. All of Lil’ Wayne’s work pales to that frickin intro) and everyone stepping their game up and you have the anthem for the return of hip hop. You also have the biggest video of 2007.
That is all for this year! Everyone have a safe New Year’s Eve and a great 2008! I will be back on Friday (maybe Wednesday, I am not sure yet) for the first Countdown of 2008. Until then, stay up peeps!
Chachi Out!
PASSION OF CHACHI YEAR END EXTRAVAGANZA!
The Biggest 100 Videos of 2007!
Let’s get the new year started off right!
100. K-OS – Sunday Morning
The Countdown begins with a video this spring/summer that shocked me with how original it was. I have been a K-OS fan for only a year or so but I was really all about this video for a while. A refreshing changed from “Grillz” I tell you what.
99. M-Flo loves Crystal Kay – Love Don’t Cry
98. Namie Amuro – Funky Town
97. Yui - Jam
96. Enrique Iglesias – Do You Know
95. 2Backka + Bennie K – Home
94. Chris Brown – Wall To Wall
93. J. Holiday – Bed
92. Tenjo Chiki (TSZX) – Pirhrana
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tastes GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Maybe my favorite dance video not by NaNa or Kumi Koda. These girls can do a little bit of dancing I must say. They make me feel happy inside.
91. Snoop Dogg – Sexual Seduction
90. HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR – Amazing
89. Yui - Understand
88. Abingdon Boys School – Blade Chord
87. Koda Kumi – Twinkle
This is one of two videos from Kumi Koda on this year’s Countdown! If you don’t know, my love/hate relationship with Kumi runs like this: I hate that I love her. I mean seriously, if she wore some clothes we could be something special. Then again….”Juicy” was hot.
86. Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead
85. Diddy feat Keisha Cole – Last Night
84. Paramore - Crushcrushcrush
83. Game – Let’s Ride
82. AI – I’ll Remember You
81. Chamillionare – Hip Hop Police
80. Mihimaru GT – I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY
79. Dj Khaled feat TI, Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Birdman, Lil Wayne & Akon – We Takin Over
78. Common feat Lily Allen – Driving Me Wild
77. Gackt – RETURNER ~Yami no Shuuen~
76. ERIKA – Free
This video was surprisingly one of my favorites of 2007. Although it took me a minute to realize innuendo flies at her face at a 12 second clip, but I really like the song and it is actually one of the few new artists I feel bad about leaving out of the Chachi Music & Video Awards. She has a surprisingly nice voice for the former model turned singer sect (Leah Dizon…I am looking at you).
75. L`Arc~en~Ciel – My Heart Draws A Dream
74. Daughtry – Over You
73. Monkey Majik feat m-flo – Picture Perfect
One of M-Flo’s many videos on the Countdown this year. 2006 was HUGE for M-Flo and although his album came out this year, it has been a little slow for him. Even still, this video was awesome and the song was the ringtone for a while for a certain someone. I was so LAAAAAAAME.
72. Gym Class Heroes – Clothes Off
71. LM.C – Boys & Girls
70. Three Days Grace – Never Too Late
69. Fall Out Boy – Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
68. TI – Big Things Poppin’
67. Tomboy – Superstar
Mmmm. A slew of Japanese women scantily clad and dressing provacativly? Hell, 90% of my dreams are like this video any-damn-way. Needless to say…I like a lot.
66. Soulja Boy – Crank That [Soulja Boy]
65. Teriyaki Boyz feat Kanye West – I Used To Love H.E.R.
64. Kumi Koda – Get Up & Move!
63. Amy Winehouse - Rehab
62. May J – Do Tha’ Do Tha’
61. Daddy Yankee feat. Fergie – Impacto
60. Hinoi Team – Dancin’ and Dreamin’
59. GreeeeN - Ai Uta
It may be a shocker that this video is so high without charting but this was my jam for about three months this summer. I could never find a video for this damn song! Mainly because I had it spelled wrong in Japanese and couldn’t translate. Even still, this is a good little tune.
58. One Republic feat. Timbaland – Apologize
57. UVERworld – Kimi no Suki na Uta
56. Rich Boy – Throw Some D’s
55. Home Made Kazoku – Nagaraboshi ~Shooting Star~
54. Yuna Ito – Urban Mermaid
53. Game feat Kanye West – Wouldn’t Get Far
52. John Legend - Heaven (One Week at #1)
51. Halcali – Look
50. Omarion – Ice Box
49. John Legend – Stereo
48. Foxxi MisQ feat. Miss Monday – Party Booty Shake
The summer of 2007 was officially the summer of Foxxi MisQ! A kick ass album from a girl group is something we haven’t seen since….CrazySexyCool. That is sad, BTW. This video is hot, especially Dem. No, that is her name.
47. Bennie K – 1001 Nights
46. NaNa – SHOW GIRL
45. Back-On – Flower
44. UVERworld – Shaka Beach~Laka Laka La~
43. Young Jeezy – I Luv It
42. Justin Timberlake feat TI – My Love
41. Rebelde – Ser O Parecer
You know, I thought really hard about not putting RBD on after not showing to the Denver date on their tour. However….I can’t stay mad at Anahi. My love for her is too strong. Also…NEW RBD VIDEO! New for 2008! Muy bueno!
40. Hearts Grow – Himawari
39. Orange Range – Ika Summer
38. Paramore – Misery Business
37. Foxxi MisQ feat Zeebra – Luxury Ride
36. Avril Lavigne – Girlfriend
35. Evanescence – Lithium
34. Yui – Love Or Truth
33. UVERworld – Zero no Kotae
So UVERworld, despite having no number one videos in 2007, still places three videos on the Year End Countdown. After having three videos in the TOP 10 of 2006, that is a bit of a drop off I must say. GIVE ME MORE OF THE ‘WORLD!
32. Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again
31. Nelly Furtado – Do It
30. Kanye West feat. T-Pain – GoodLife
29. Abingdon Boys School – Nephilim
28. Asian Kung-Fu Generation – After Dark
27. Rascal Flats – Stand
Arguably the sleeper band of the Countdown, Rascal Flatts always sneaks into the Top Three every time out. After hitting number one last year, this video fell behind the juggernaught that was Maroon 5 this year but still made an impressive showing for 2007. Here is hoping for something new for 2008!
26. TI feat. AlfaMega & Busta Rhymes – Hurt
25. Bennie K – Joy Trip (One Week at #1)
24. Common – The People
23. Yui – My Generation
22. Bi – I’m Coming
You know what? Bi has never had a number one video?! That is shocking as all hell! This video came very close, but got help off for two weeks by Nelly Furtado’s “Say It Right”. You know I am hoping he gets an English single on the “Speed Racer” soundtrack. That would kick ass. Oh, and if you don’t like this video something is fucking wrong with you. Seriously.
21. Sowelu, EXILE & DOBERMAN INC – 24 Karats (One Week at #1)
20. L’Arc~en~Ciel – SEVENTH HEAVEN (One Week at #1)
19. Yui – CHE.R.RY (One Week at #1)
18. Abingdon Boys School – Howling (One Week at #1)
17. May J. feat M-Flo – Here We Go
16. EXILE – Lovers Again
15. Yuna Ito – I’m Here (One Week at #1)
14. Kanye West feat Daft Punk – Stronger (One Week at #1)
Kanye FINALLY CAME BACK this year! Everyone knows I am a Kanye fan so when this came out you knew it was a hit song. Then came the video and you KNEW it was going to be awesome. With four videos on the Year End Extravaganza, it is evident that Kanye had one of the biggest years in 2007.
13. Mihimaru GT – Gazen Yeah! (Two Weeks at #1)
12. Daughtry – It’s Not Over (Two Weeks at #1)
11. TI feat Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry & BG – Top Back [Remix] (Two Weeks at #1)
10. Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder (Three Weeks at #1)
We begin the Top 10 of 2007 with Maroon 5! They set the summer off right with this video, their first in over two and a half years. They topped the chart for three weeks in June, knocking off Yuna Ito’s “I’m Here”. I was all about this song because of you-know-what and all I can say is that it said what I needed to say. That and I like Maroon 5. We move on to arguably the biggest artist of 2007!
9. Yui – Rolling Star (Three Weeks at #1)
In December of 2006, this video debuted solely on the fact I loved “Life” from her and it was the opening to Bleach. By January, it was on top of the Countdown and set off the biggest year any artist has had ever! The first of four videos to make it to the Top Three from Yui in 2007, this was by far my favorite. You listen to this and not get happy then you also hate puppies and support terrorism. There, I said it. You hate Yui and the terrorists win. Good job, commie bastard.
8. Namie Amuro – Baby Don’t Cry (Three Weeks at #1)
So from Feburary until March, I was all about this song and video. Mostly because I waited like…20 millenia for her damn “Play” album which was worth the wait but still. This video reminds me of a simpler time in 2007, when all was right with the world. That and Namie is hot as hell.
7. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Three Weeks at #1)
This song came out at the end of 2006 and quickly became number one. While I was at The Q, I watched this video non-stop and it was soon my favorite song…although I didn’t know what the hell she was talking about. Either way, she ended TI’s reign at the top and proceeded to continue her big year from 2006 in 2007. Next, we get into arguably my favorite song of the year.
6. nobodyknows+ - Hero’s Come Back (Four Weeks at #1)
HELLS YES! This song actually made me give a fuck about Naruto again. The first time I heard the full version I lost my mind and by the time the video came out you pretty much knew it was going to rock your face off. It only took THREE WEEKS to hit number one (fastest ever) and stayed there for a full month. So, what kept these guys out of the Top 5 of 2007? Well….
5. Aqua Timez – Alones (Four Weeks at #1)
All I needed to hear from Zach was this “HOLY FUCK, IT’S AQUA TIMEZ ON THE NEW BLEACH!” and I was all about this song. After a two month wait for this video, when it finally hit it seemed underwhelming but combined with the song itself it totally works. This video took 4 weeks to hit number one and stayed there for a full month. What separates this from nobodyknows+ was the link to the “Ichigo vs. Grimmjaw I” and the end of the shit in Bleach, albeit temporarily. Not only that, the actual message in the song is pretty damn good to boot. MESSAGE! Next, have we crowned a new King of the Countdown?
4. John Legend – PDA (We Just Don’t Care) [Four Weeks at #1]
For the second straight year, John Legend has a video land on the Year End Extravaganza Countdown. As a matter of fact, he is the only returning artist from 2006 to the Top 10 which shows great staying power. This video was the best of the spring IMHO and although America seems to love R. Kelly more than John Legend, it was good to see good R&B back. Made me feel good about myself. We are down to the THREE BIGGEST VIDEOS OF 2007!
3. NaNa – Movin On (Five Weeks at #1, Current Number One Video)
Now this was a shocker to me as well but I cannot deny the hold that NaNa has had over myself and the Countdown over the last four months. What seemed like a nice little J-R&B video just took over and even though she was only on at the end part of the year she STILL is able to pull a spot as one of the three biggest videos of the year! Great dancing, a catchy song, a very capable voice and the face of an angel puts her with the legends this year. Even more awesome, this video could be in the Top 10 of 2008 because she is still at number one! We are now left with two....
2. Alicia Keys – No One (Five Weeks at #1)
My…god….yes! From the first time I heard this song I knew the video was going to be hot. I couldn’t be any more wrong…er. The video was FIY-YAH! Alicia came back strong in 2007 with this video, quickly moving up the Countdown and holding the number one position for five weeks and even survive a dogfight with NaNa before bowing out. This was the hottest video of the year in both awesomeness and sexiness because Alicia Keys radiates sexy like Nick Cannon radiates worthlessness. That leaves one video to rule them all. And could it be any other video?
1.UGK feat Outkast – International Players Anthem (Seven Weeks at #1, Non-consecutive)
I CHOOSE YOU! There isn’t another person out there, whether you love hip hop or hate it, that can deny this wasn’t the video of the year. Even before the untimely passing of Pimp-C this video was my favorite it showed the summer, as this video was at number one for five straight weeks before being knocked off by L’Arc~en~Ciel. Then, they took the top spot AGAIN for another two weeks! Combine that with the best verse of the year from Andre 3000 (I dare anyone to argue that. All of Lil’ Wayne’s work pales to that frickin intro) and everyone stepping their game up and you have the anthem for the return of hip hop. You also have the biggest video of 2007.
That is all for this year! Everyone have a safe New Year’s Eve and a great 2008! I will be back on Friday (maybe Wednesday, I am not sure yet) for the first Countdown of 2008. Until then, stay up peeps!
Chachi Out!
Sunday, December 30, 2007
I'm Leaving...On The Omnibus To 2008...
What is up, fools! There are only two days left! After that, it is off to another shittier year as 2008 officially begins! However, before then it is time for a little bit of year in review! Grab your lunch, make sure all your hands are inside the windows and prepare to go on the ride of your life as it is time for the...
CHACHI’S YEAR IN REVIEW OMNIBUS!!!
Let’s get this party started right!
Question #1: What Was The Biggest Story Of The Year?
Wow, that’s a doozy. Well if you mean the biggest story all around I would have to go with the Virginia Tech shooting in April I think. As I said in my blog about it, there becomes a point where senseless violence is just sadly way of life and to become consumed by its disturbing effects will just tear you down. As much as I am for all the rights we have, the fact is that guns have two fucking purposes:
• Changing channels (ELVIS RULES, BITCHES!)
• Killing things (People, animals or as Richard Pryor proved cars)
With that being said, life is what it is as painful as it is…you have to accept it. People will be stupid and some people believe that hurting others will make their pain stop or they theygain pleasure by causing others pain and grief. Now I made many Korean jokes about the massacre at the time (and still will, personal reasons) but the fact is that violence is and will be here (by here I mean America so man up and deal with it) and while being accepting of it doesn’t lessen its’ impact emotionally, it does prepare you to cope and come up with a solution for said event that happens. Quite simple, coping and fixing is all you can do because bitching about gun laws and safety won’t help. Too many rednecks and conservatives love their guns and follow the laws like radical Islam follows the Quran (Odd, they should actually get to know each other because they both have a lot in common by being fucktards) so they aren’t going anywhere. Like I said before danceoffs fix ALL :
Pretty much between the US and A, Korean, Japan and India. I give the advantage to India and you know why. Look up “crazy Indian dance” on YouTube. I’ll wait. Told you, they are the global superpower of getting down. Anyway, the Virginia Tech was the biggest story of the year in this country as a whole if you look at it in terms of significance although it wasn’t the one that effected me the most emotionally.
Question #2: Okay, Candyass. What Was YOUR Biggest Story Of The Year?
Two words. A first name and a surname. A name that it hurts me to say with each breath because of his heinous act. I looked up to this man with everything because he showed me that with hard work and struggle you can achieve your dreams. He made me believe in a sport that I was throughally disgusted with at the time. When tragedy hit his circle in 1999, I cried along with him. When he won his first championship with his best friend on the grandest stage of them all, I cried with him. I followed his career for as long as I can remember and as lame is it sounds he is one of the few atheletes I looked up to. Hell, typing this is almost bringing me to fucking tears and I NEVER FUCKING CRY BECAUSE I AM A MAN, BABY! No, it’s not Michael Vick (But more on his stupid ass later). It’s…
Chris Benoit
Yes, I am a wrestling fan and have been since birth. Living overseas kind of does that because you get a lot of IWGP and Catch Wrestling Association (BIG VAN VADER, FOOL!) is I saw a lot of Benoit. When I first heard he no showed the pay-per-view I honestly thought the worst. Not going to lie to you, I did. The man was a total professional at work and (I thought, anyway) his personal life. He came to Denver and Colorado Springs I believe twice and both times I didn’t get to go because I can’t go to a wrestling event by myself and no one aside from Griff that I know likes wrestling. Either way, before what happened with his family I EASILY had him in my Top 7 wrestlers of all time. If not the Top 5 if I base it just off wrestling and not charisma and the total package. He was awesome in the ring and if you like wrestling it would be to easy to see why he was so respected by fans and peers. However, it is obvious the man was not mentally stable and he needed help. People like to blame steroids (which is not impossible but highly un-fucking-likely) but the fact is that that his life was going bad and he picked a cowardly and violent way to end it for himself and his family. It is a shame because you couldn’t find anyone out there that had a negative word about the man, fan or peer. Now, no one will even acknowledge his presence (Vincent Kennedy McMahon, I am looking at you but rightfully so. He is in an awkward position) and when they do much like me, it is in distain or confused rage. We will never know why it happened, but we know what happened. Based on that, Chris Benoit will never be looked at the same, especially by his biggest fans. Rather than an idol, he will be looked a (tragically) as a monster who could not handle the stress of his life and the (rumored?) crumbling of his family situation and took a disturbing way out and to his innocent family with him. *sigh* These are my heroes.
Enough with the sad stuff, the bus is going to happy town!
Question #3: What Was The Best Moment Of The Year?
WICKED!
Without a fucking doubt! Well, the first time I heard Abingdon Boys School’s album is a close second and The Little Mermaid: A Pre-Broadway Engagement comes an even closer third (2/26/2008 is the release date! Mark it down!) but man…I had wanted to see Wicked for I believe three years before I finally got to go. I was going to go in 2005 but that fell through because I was NOT spending $175 on a ticket. Fuck that. I didn’t get tickets in 2006 because I don’t think they were here and in retrospect I was too busy being a sniveling bitch to care. So this year I got ticket hella early (and STILL didn’t get hella good ones) but I was in a box which was AWESOME! After hearing the soundtrack every day on my iPod when I didn’t have to reformat it and borrow the CD from Zach again I was totally ready for this. And I went….and it was better than everything I ever dreamed of. Even better than sex with a white woman. It was fan-fucking-tastic. While I am on the kick…Kristin Chenoweth is fucking HAWT:
There goes my 40 year old woman thing again. Eh, fuck off it’s what I likes. Man of extremes, as long as its legal its G2G. Either way, Wicked was the best moment of 2007 for me. Although….The Little Mermaid did have “She’s In Love”:
Even in poor quality, that was bad ass. Now where were some other kick ass moments in 2007. Here is quick rundown:
• Barry Bonds breaking the homerun record (You reap what you sow, baseball. Fuck you)
• “One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall!” (God…I nearly lost my shit at the end of Transformers)
• Sebastian the Crab (Tituss Burgess) pretty much owning “Under The Sea”
Fuck YES!
• Devin Hester owning the Broncos. My god, I was watching at Good Company and man that dude is electric.
• Ichigo vs. Grimmjaw Jaggerjaques I, II & III. If you haven’t seen Part III, it is well worth the wait to see it in the anime but if you can’t wait, check out the manga.
• Benny Lava! I know that isn’t his real name, but by any name it means bad ass:
• Maximus Gloriosus! “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum” is better live than it is listening to it on the way to Dave & Buster’s with Niklas and Nolan.
• THIS….IS….SPARTA!!!!!! Nuff’ said.
• The second season of The Sarah Silverman Program. I don’t think she is all that funny, but she stepped her funny up for the second season. Abortions? Abortsia? Priceless!
• The Bi ”I’m Coming Tour DVD”. My god….HAWTEST DVD EVER.
• Boondocks second season. Could do without Riley using the n-word every other word but man…sometimes you gotta let it burn:
CAR!!!!
Overall, nothing tops Wicked although Abingdon Boys School and The Little Mermaid really tried to. And start watching “Pushing Daisies” you worthless fuckers! I am sick of the only good shows on TV being cancelled because people are too busy watching shit like “I Love New York” and “Lost”. You should be shot in the face. Kristin Chenoweth should be enough to make you watch:
In the famous words of Ron Burgundy…go fuck yourselves America. Go fuck yourselves hard for not watching good TV.
Can I get a whoop-whoop?! Because the bus is moving on!
Question #4: So, What Are Your REAL Feelings About Mike Vick?
Fuck him. Not prison rape style; that is inevitable. I mean as a fucking person. You know, the moral aspect of killing dogs goes on a per person basis. How I feel about dog fighting is that it is illegal. That is it. So should yours, PETA needs to be fucking eaten by polar bears. Ethics, unless it comes to peeing on minors, are all bullshit because they change depending on what a person feels is right and wrong. I proved people are inherently stupid (Americans mostly but it fits for everyone) so that means that ethics are stupid. I rule, you suck. It’s good to be me. That being said, Mike Vick lied to the fans and lied to the law. That is it. He was charged with a crime, said he didn’t do it, saw the evidence and then came clean. People do that shit all the time. Fuck them, too. He lied and broke the law and that should be the end of everyone’s issue with the guy. At the end of the day, what he eats don’t make me shit so let him serve his time and go on with his dumbass life. Lying to his fans is another aspect altogether and again, that will be left up to each individual to decide whether they forgive him for lying but that again is partly an ethical thing and I have gotten over that. The court of public opinion is stupid and frivolous (Kobe Bryant, anyone?) especially when it comes to sports so if he goes somewhere in 2009/2010 and helps them win then all is forgiven and people will be like “what dogs?” Don’t forget, Ray Lewis STABBED A DUDE and no one remembers that because he won Baltimore a Super Bowl. Randy Moss and Terrell Owens have been a malcontents and/or fucktards everywhere they have gone and because their current teams are front-runners for the Super Bowl the double-fisted hand jobs they are getting from the fans (and surprisingly the media) would make Jesse Jane take notes. So at the end of the day, it really doesn’t matter what I think about Mike Vick because the court of law has made its decision and the court of sports is based on wins and losses. Personally, I want him to play again because once you pay your debt to society you deserve a CHANCE to move on. Fuck ethics, if the world was based on ethics we would all be shot in the face for SOMETHING so get off your fucking high horse. Unless you pee on minors in which NIGGA YOU NASTY:
I still find that very humorous.
What is that? We got another stop on the Omnibus?! Lay it on me!
Question #5: What Are Some Things You Want To See End In 2008?
Wow, that is a good ass question! Big ups to Allen from Honolulu! Well, let us run down a few things I want to see end in 2008:
1. Prison Break. The show is good, I admit. But….maybe you should stop doing shit to get you put in a fucking prison. I mean, its been three seasons! Anyone heard of the “Three Strikes” law?!
2. Bono getting eaten by the starving children. Just seems like the greatest irony ever. Even better than Clarence Carter’s death by “strokin”.
3. No more High School Musical. That may be shocking coming from me, but man you are trying to get friction from the vagina of a whore with this one. Like driving a Mini-Cooper through a hangar. Let it die, after the second one (which wasn’t all that good but it was okay) they need to fucking stop.
4. Saw movies. For fucks sake, WHO IS WATCHING THIS SHIT?! I mean fucking seriously?! What is wrong with you braindead assholes?!
5. AIDS in Africa. Okay, here we go: STOP FUCKING. I know it has been said, but seriously. If you ate as much as you fucked you would be healthy as shit. With AIDS, but still your ass wouldn’t be fucking hungry anymore. I must be missing something but I would rather have key lime pie than about 97% of all women, let alone AIDS infested. I mean, key lime pie never gave me a scare of a cold sore. Women have.
6. Jay–Z/Beyonce. Just stop. Please.
7. People taking 2Pac/Notorious BIG songs. The next nigga that does this shit is getting shot. I don’t care anymore. Call it a threat but I am sick of this shit. Especially Biggie. THE MAN HAD TWO FUCKING ALBUMS WORTH OF GOD DAMN MATERIAL!! I mean, Pac still has songs we haven’t heard so that is logical but still fucking annoying. And he really wasn’t better than Pac anyway. There, I said it. Bring it the fuck on.
8. Turks. You know why.
9. Mandy Moore being hot. Stop it. Seriously. You are keeping me from loving women. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
10. T-Pain. Big ups on your new movie. Heard AVP2 is pretty bad ass. BURN!
11. DJ Khaled. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?! I hate you and I hope you get eaten by Rick Ross.
There are some other things, but these are the biggies. Let’s keep this bus moving cuz I got thangs to DO!
Question #6: What Are Things You Want To See More Of In 2008
I am GLAD YOU ASKED little Jessica from Portland!
1. NaNa. I love you.
2. Hip Hop not sucking. TI, Kanye West, Common, Talkib Kweli, Lupe Fiasco and UGK all released hot albums in 2007. With more TI, a Lil Wayne album and an OUTKAST ALBUM coming soon this could be the year hip hop makes its comeback. About fucking time, Nelly and Fiddy have been fucking it up for way too long. Rest In Peace, Pimp-C. Sweet Jones.
3. The Rebuilding of R&B. John Legend, Anthony Hamilton and Jill Scott tried to save it but too many shirtless niggas crying about women and talking about how sexy they are kind of put another nail in the coffin. Let us not forget about The King of R&Pee. Hopefully we can get some Angie Stone, D’Angelo (if he lays off the crack) and Erykah Badu to begin the rebuilding stages.
4. Comic book movies with real stars/directors. With The Dark Knight, Iron Man and a revamped The Incredible Hulk, comic book movies are back. We will still get a Ghost Rider or Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer but you have to go through a few duds before you get a gem.
5. NLT. Boy bands are BACK, BITCHES! I mean that with the upmost respect, to all bitches.
6. Good anime. Where in the hell is the new stuff?! Since Darker Than Black and the new Gundam (to which I am “meh” because the best part about Gundam is the music) the cupboard has been bare!
7. Usher. Where in the fuck is Usher? This is getting real old, dude! Give me another “Yeah” by April or the puppy gets it! I aint fucking around!
8. Alicia Keys. See NaNa, multiply by 52,878,941,239 and spin around twice. Makes me regret swearing off women for 2008, but not like I will ever meet her. If I did…I would probably just pass the hell out. Just perfect in every way
9. Justin Timberlake. I said some mean things to you after the Price incident but I am sorry. It’s just Prince is Prince and I got defensive. It’s okay, you can come home!
10. May J. Mmmmmmmmm, tastes goooooooooooooooooooood!!!!
If you don’t want some of that, something is wrong with you.
11. Bi (Rain). The only reason Korea should exist aside from BoA. I am totally looking forward to Speed Race solely for him.
Again, if you don’t want some of that something is wrong with you. I mean….if Korean hawties are your thing. Not mine, I like boobies.
Oh, and give me a little more Yui and I should be good for 2008. I miss my baby!
I know you are sad as well, but it is time for the last Omnibus stop of the year!
Question #7: At The End Of The Day, What Did You Learn In 2007?
Jimmy of Birmingham, Alabama….this one is for you! Although I am surprised you were able to compose such a coherent bunch of words. They’s reading in the Souf! Well, I learned some things this year. What did I learn you ask?
• I learned that I am a total fashionista. I had no idea I was such an accessory whore.
• People really….really….really….just don’t like me. It’s weird, I give of the aura of “FUCK THAT NIGGA!” or something because man, I get the mean much from men and women 24/7.
• I look damn good. Mostly for myself because people don’t care but dammit…I am one sexy bitch! I work it like a rib at a family cookout when it comes to looking funky fresh dressed!
• I am incapable of love. That and I love too much which really makes for some awkward moments.
• Nothing hotter than a crazy woman. Damn it…just hot. Glad I’m swearing them off.
• Still don’t like bros. Hide your scotch!
• I have accepted being a nerd. Took two years, but it is what it is.
My god…I may have to do that dance at NDK or something. Nerds get that song. If you aint a nerd, you are an r-tard!
Well, the Omnibus has made its rounds and it is time to park at the terminal until 2008. It has been an awesome year this year for the Passion of Chachi Blog (and to a lesser extent my MySpace blog). Although I have posted a LOT less this year (Only 194 times, not including the Year End Extravaganza) a lot more was said, more fun was had and the rants were a lot better than my original work. Correct me if I am wrong. I want to thank you for the time you spend on my blog looking at my bitching and other posts. A really big thank you for making Douchebrawl as big as it was last year (Hey, I am happy with 900 people voting seeing as I only have three friends that don’t owe me money) and here is hoping that it will be bigger in 2008. I want to thank all the people that pissed me off, broke my heart and gave me inspiration this year to give me the fuel for the fire to keep on producing the rants. I want to thank the people who enjoy the J-pop enough to frequent the blog each Friday. I know I don’t say this enough…if at all because I am all about the Deuce but….
THANK YOU, PEEPS.
The Year End Extravaganza will be up tomorrow afternoon or morning as I will either be in Denver or party hopping tomorrow night. I will try to post on New Year’s Day if I am coherent (like that has stopped me. Every post in 2006 I was probably drunk or drinking) but I will most def be back on Friday for the first Countdown of 2008. Doucheology 101 will also be up next week (Earlier than last year, but I want this to be BIG so I am putting more time into it) so stay tuned! Until next year, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
CHACHI’S YEAR IN REVIEW OMNIBUS!!!
Let’s get this party started right!
Question #1: What Was The Biggest Story Of The Year?
Wow, that’s a doozy. Well if you mean the biggest story all around I would have to go with the Virginia Tech shooting in April I think. As I said in my blog about it, there becomes a point where senseless violence is just sadly way of life and to become consumed by its disturbing effects will just tear you down. As much as I am for all the rights we have, the fact is that guns have two fucking purposes:
• Changing channels (ELVIS RULES, BITCHES!)
• Killing things (People, animals or as Richard Pryor proved cars)
With that being said, life is what it is as painful as it is…you have to accept it. People will be stupid and some people believe that hurting others will make their pain stop or they theygain pleasure by causing others pain and grief. Now I made many Korean jokes about the massacre at the time (and still will, personal reasons) but the fact is that violence is and will be here (by here I mean America so man up and deal with it) and while being accepting of it doesn’t lessen its’ impact emotionally, it does prepare you to cope and come up with a solution for said event that happens. Quite simple, coping and fixing is all you can do because bitching about gun laws and safety won’t help. Too many rednecks and conservatives love their guns and follow the laws like radical Islam follows the Quran (Odd, they should actually get to know each other because they both have a lot in common by being fucktards) so they aren’t going anywhere. Like I said before danceoffs fix ALL :
Pretty much between the US and A, Korean, Japan and India. I give the advantage to India and you know why. Look up “crazy Indian dance” on YouTube. I’ll wait. Told you, they are the global superpower of getting down. Anyway, the Virginia Tech was the biggest story of the year in this country as a whole if you look at it in terms of significance although it wasn’t the one that effected me the most emotionally.
Question #2: Okay, Candyass. What Was YOUR Biggest Story Of The Year?
Two words. A first name and a surname. A name that it hurts me to say with each breath because of his heinous act. I looked up to this man with everything because he showed me that with hard work and struggle you can achieve your dreams. He made me believe in a sport that I was throughally disgusted with at the time. When tragedy hit his circle in 1999, I cried along with him. When he won his first championship with his best friend on the grandest stage of them all, I cried with him. I followed his career for as long as I can remember and as lame is it sounds he is one of the few atheletes I looked up to. Hell, typing this is almost bringing me to fucking tears and I NEVER FUCKING CRY BECAUSE I AM A MAN, BABY! No, it’s not Michael Vick (But more on his stupid ass later). It’s…
Chris Benoit
Yes, I am a wrestling fan and have been since birth. Living overseas kind of does that because you get a lot of IWGP and Catch Wrestling Association (BIG VAN VADER, FOOL!) is I saw a lot of Benoit. When I first heard he no showed the pay-per-view I honestly thought the worst. Not going to lie to you, I did. The man was a total professional at work and (I thought, anyway) his personal life. He came to Denver and Colorado Springs I believe twice and both times I didn’t get to go because I can’t go to a wrestling event by myself and no one aside from Griff that I know likes wrestling. Either way, before what happened with his family I EASILY had him in my Top 7 wrestlers of all time. If not the Top 5 if I base it just off wrestling and not charisma and the total package. He was awesome in the ring and if you like wrestling it would be to easy to see why he was so respected by fans and peers. However, it is obvious the man was not mentally stable and he needed help. People like to blame steroids (which is not impossible but highly un-fucking-likely) but the fact is that that his life was going bad and he picked a cowardly and violent way to end it for himself and his family. It is a shame because you couldn’t find anyone out there that had a negative word about the man, fan or peer. Now, no one will even acknowledge his presence (Vincent Kennedy McMahon, I am looking at you but rightfully so. He is in an awkward position) and when they do much like me, it is in distain or confused rage. We will never know why it happened, but we know what happened. Based on that, Chris Benoit will never be looked at the same, especially by his biggest fans. Rather than an idol, he will be looked a (tragically) as a monster who could not handle the stress of his life and the (rumored?) crumbling of his family situation and took a disturbing way out and to his innocent family with him. *sigh* These are my heroes.
Enough with the sad stuff, the bus is going to happy town!
Question #3: What Was The Best Moment Of The Year?
WICKED!
Without a fucking doubt! Well, the first time I heard Abingdon Boys School’s album is a close second and The Little Mermaid: A Pre-Broadway Engagement comes an even closer third (2/26/2008 is the release date! Mark it down!) but man…I had wanted to see Wicked for I believe three years before I finally got to go. I was going to go in 2005 but that fell through because I was NOT spending $175 on a ticket. Fuck that. I didn’t get tickets in 2006 because I don’t think they were here and in retrospect I was too busy being a sniveling bitch to care. So this year I got ticket hella early (and STILL didn’t get hella good ones) but I was in a box which was AWESOME! After hearing the soundtrack every day on my iPod when I didn’t have to reformat it and borrow the CD from Zach again I was totally ready for this. And I went….and it was better than everything I ever dreamed of. Even better than sex with a white woman. It was fan-fucking-tastic. While I am on the kick…Kristin Chenoweth is fucking HAWT:
There goes my 40 year old woman thing again. Eh, fuck off it’s what I likes. Man of extremes, as long as its legal its G2G. Either way, Wicked was the best moment of 2007 for me. Although….The Little Mermaid did have “She’s In Love”:
Even in poor quality, that was bad ass. Now where were some other kick ass moments in 2007. Here is quick rundown:
• Barry Bonds breaking the homerun record (You reap what you sow, baseball. Fuck you)
• “One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall!” (God…I nearly lost my shit at the end of Transformers)
• Sebastian the Crab (Tituss Burgess) pretty much owning “Under The Sea”
Fuck YES!
• Devin Hester owning the Broncos. My god, I was watching at Good Company and man that dude is electric.
• Ichigo vs. Grimmjaw Jaggerjaques I, II & III. If you haven’t seen Part III, it is well worth the wait to see it in the anime but if you can’t wait, check out the manga.
• Benny Lava! I know that isn’t his real name, but by any name it means bad ass:
• Maximus Gloriosus! “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum” is better live than it is listening to it on the way to Dave & Buster’s with Niklas and Nolan.
• THIS….IS….SPARTA!!!!!! Nuff’ said.
• The second season of The Sarah Silverman Program. I don’t think she is all that funny, but she stepped her funny up for the second season. Abortions? Abortsia? Priceless!
• The Bi ”I’m Coming Tour DVD”. My god….HAWTEST DVD EVER.
• Boondocks second season. Could do without Riley using the n-word every other word but man…sometimes you gotta let it burn:
CAR!!!!
Overall, nothing tops Wicked although Abingdon Boys School and The Little Mermaid really tried to. And start watching “Pushing Daisies” you worthless fuckers! I am sick of the only good shows on TV being cancelled because people are too busy watching shit like “I Love New York” and “Lost”. You should be shot in the face. Kristin Chenoweth should be enough to make you watch:
In the famous words of Ron Burgundy…go fuck yourselves America. Go fuck yourselves hard for not watching good TV.
Can I get a whoop-whoop?! Because the bus is moving on!
Question #4: So, What Are Your REAL Feelings About Mike Vick?
Fuck him. Not prison rape style; that is inevitable. I mean as a fucking person. You know, the moral aspect of killing dogs goes on a per person basis. How I feel about dog fighting is that it is illegal. That is it. So should yours, PETA needs to be fucking eaten by polar bears. Ethics, unless it comes to peeing on minors, are all bullshit because they change depending on what a person feels is right and wrong. I proved people are inherently stupid (Americans mostly but it fits for everyone) so that means that ethics are stupid. I rule, you suck. It’s good to be me. That being said, Mike Vick lied to the fans and lied to the law. That is it. He was charged with a crime, said he didn’t do it, saw the evidence and then came clean. People do that shit all the time. Fuck them, too. He lied and broke the law and that should be the end of everyone’s issue with the guy. At the end of the day, what he eats don’t make me shit so let him serve his time and go on with his dumbass life. Lying to his fans is another aspect altogether and again, that will be left up to each individual to decide whether they forgive him for lying but that again is partly an ethical thing and I have gotten over that. The court of public opinion is stupid and frivolous (Kobe Bryant, anyone?) especially when it comes to sports so if he goes somewhere in 2009/2010 and helps them win then all is forgiven and people will be like “what dogs?” Don’t forget, Ray Lewis STABBED A DUDE and no one remembers that because he won Baltimore a Super Bowl. Randy Moss and Terrell Owens have been a malcontents and/or fucktards everywhere they have gone and because their current teams are front-runners for the Super Bowl the double-fisted hand jobs they are getting from the fans (and surprisingly the media) would make Jesse Jane take notes. So at the end of the day, it really doesn’t matter what I think about Mike Vick because the court of law has made its decision and the court of sports is based on wins and losses. Personally, I want him to play again because once you pay your debt to society you deserve a CHANCE to move on. Fuck ethics, if the world was based on ethics we would all be shot in the face for SOMETHING so get off your fucking high horse. Unless you pee on minors in which NIGGA YOU NASTY:
I still find that very humorous.
What is that? We got another stop on the Omnibus?! Lay it on me!
Question #5: What Are Some Things You Want To See End In 2008?
Wow, that is a good ass question! Big ups to Allen from Honolulu! Well, let us run down a few things I want to see end in 2008:
1. Prison Break. The show is good, I admit. But….maybe you should stop doing shit to get you put in a fucking prison. I mean, its been three seasons! Anyone heard of the “Three Strikes” law?!
2. Bono getting eaten by the starving children. Just seems like the greatest irony ever. Even better than Clarence Carter’s death by “strokin”.
3. No more High School Musical. That may be shocking coming from me, but man you are trying to get friction from the vagina of a whore with this one. Like driving a Mini-Cooper through a hangar. Let it die, after the second one (which wasn’t all that good but it was okay) they need to fucking stop.
4. Saw movies. For fucks sake, WHO IS WATCHING THIS SHIT?! I mean fucking seriously?! What is wrong with you braindead assholes?!
5. AIDS in Africa. Okay, here we go: STOP FUCKING. I know it has been said, but seriously. If you ate as much as you fucked you would be healthy as shit. With AIDS, but still your ass wouldn’t be fucking hungry anymore. I must be missing something but I would rather have key lime pie than about 97% of all women, let alone AIDS infested. I mean, key lime pie never gave me a scare of a cold sore. Women have.
6. Jay–Z/Beyonce. Just stop. Please.
7. People taking 2Pac/Notorious BIG songs. The next nigga that does this shit is getting shot. I don’t care anymore. Call it a threat but I am sick of this shit. Especially Biggie. THE MAN HAD TWO FUCKING ALBUMS WORTH OF GOD DAMN MATERIAL!! I mean, Pac still has songs we haven’t heard so that is logical but still fucking annoying. And he really wasn’t better than Pac anyway. There, I said it. Bring it the fuck on.
8. Turks. You know why.
9. Mandy Moore being hot. Stop it. Seriously. You are keeping me from loving women. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
10. T-Pain. Big ups on your new movie. Heard AVP2 is pretty bad ass. BURN!
11. DJ Khaled. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?! I hate you and I hope you get eaten by Rick Ross.
There are some other things, but these are the biggies. Let’s keep this bus moving cuz I got thangs to DO!
Question #6: What Are Things You Want To See More Of In 2008
I am GLAD YOU ASKED little Jessica from Portland!
1. NaNa. I love you.
2. Hip Hop not sucking. TI, Kanye West, Common, Talkib Kweli, Lupe Fiasco and UGK all released hot albums in 2007. With more TI, a Lil Wayne album and an OUTKAST ALBUM coming soon this could be the year hip hop makes its comeback. About fucking time, Nelly and Fiddy have been fucking it up for way too long. Rest In Peace, Pimp-C. Sweet Jones.
3. The Rebuilding of R&B. John Legend, Anthony Hamilton and Jill Scott tried to save it but too many shirtless niggas crying about women and talking about how sexy they are kind of put another nail in the coffin. Let us not forget about The King of R&Pee. Hopefully we can get some Angie Stone, D’Angelo (if he lays off the crack) and Erykah Badu to begin the rebuilding stages.
4. Comic book movies with real stars/directors. With The Dark Knight, Iron Man and a revamped The Incredible Hulk, comic book movies are back. We will still get a Ghost Rider or Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer but you have to go through a few duds before you get a gem.
5. NLT. Boy bands are BACK, BITCHES! I mean that with the upmost respect, to all bitches.
6. Good anime. Where in the hell is the new stuff?! Since Darker Than Black and the new Gundam (to which I am “meh” because the best part about Gundam is the music) the cupboard has been bare!
7. Usher. Where in the fuck is Usher? This is getting real old, dude! Give me another “Yeah” by April or the puppy gets it! I aint fucking around!
8. Alicia Keys. See NaNa, multiply by 52,878,941,239 and spin around twice. Makes me regret swearing off women for 2008, but not like I will ever meet her. If I did…I would probably just pass the hell out. Just perfect in every way
9. Justin Timberlake. I said some mean things to you after the Price incident but I am sorry. It’s just Prince is Prince and I got defensive. It’s okay, you can come home!
10. May J. Mmmmmmmmm, tastes goooooooooooooooooooood!!!!
If you don’t want some of that, something is wrong with you.
11. Bi (Rain). The only reason Korea should exist aside from BoA. I am totally looking forward to Speed Race solely for him.
Again, if you don’t want some of that something is wrong with you. I mean….if Korean hawties are your thing. Not mine, I like boobies.
Oh, and give me a little more Yui and I should be good for 2008. I miss my baby!
I know you are sad as well, but it is time for the last Omnibus stop of the year!
Question #7: At The End Of The Day, What Did You Learn In 2007?
Jimmy of Birmingham, Alabama….this one is for you! Although I am surprised you were able to compose such a coherent bunch of words. They’s reading in the Souf! Well, I learned some things this year. What did I learn you ask?
• I learned that I am a total fashionista. I had no idea I was such an accessory whore.
• People really….really….really….just don’t like me. It’s weird, I give of the aura of “FUCK THAT NIGGA!” or something because man, I get the mean much from men and women 24/7.
• I look damn good. Mostly for myself because people don’t care but dammit…I am one sexy bitch! I work it like a rib at a family cookout when it comes to looking funky fresh dressed!
• I am incapable of love. That and I love too much which really makes for some awkward moments.
• Nothing hotter than a crazy woman. Damn it…just hot. Glad I’m swearing them off.
• Still don’t like bros. Hide your scotch!
• I have accepted being a nerd. Took two years, but it is what it is.
My god…I may have to do that dance at NDK or something. Nerds get that song. If you aint a nerd, you are an r-tard!
Well, the Omnibus has made its rounds and it is time to park at the terminal until 2008. It has been an awesome year this year for the Passion of Chachi Blog (and to a lesser extent my MySpace blog). Although I have posted a LOT less this year (Only 194 times, not including the Year End Extravaganza) a lot more was said, more fun was had and the rants were a lot better than my original work. Correct me if I am wrong. I want to thank you for the time you spend on my blog looking at my bitching and other posts. A really big thank you for making Douchebrawl as big as it was last year (Hey, I am happy with 900 people voting seeing as I only have three friends that don’t owe me money) and here is hoping that it will be bigger in 2008. I want to thank all the people that pissed me off, broke my heart and gave me inspiration this year to give me the fuel for the fire to keep on producing the rants. I want to thank the people who enjoy the J-pop enough to frequent the blog each Friday. I know I don’t say this enough…if at all because I am all about the Deuce but….
THANK YOU, PEEPS.
The Year End Extravaganza will be up tomorrow afternoon or morning as I will either be in Denver or party hopping tomorrow night. I will try to post on New Year’s Day if I am coherent (like that has stopped me. Every post in 2006 I was probably drunk or drinking) but I will most def be back on Friday for the first Countdown of 2008. Doucheology 101 will also be up next week (Earlier than last year, but I want this to be BIG so I am putting more time into it) so stay tuned! Until next year, stay up peeps.
Chachi Out.
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