A New #1?

Good morning, peeps! I am back in effect after yesterday's hiatus. Sorry about that, I just got swamped. But I am back for the people and ready to give you the goodness. First things first. WHITNEY AND BOBBY GOT DIVORCED?! WHY GOD, WHY?! Didn't they almost have it all? Man, first Nick and Jessica now this. If two crackheads cant find love in this crazy world who can? How can I be a supporter of love if the crazy can't stay together? Well, let us remember the good times...

Man, Bobby Christina is an ugly baby. Anyway,uch luck to the both of you. Sadly, it was the longest standing celebrity marriage out there. SAAAAAAAAAD!

So it is time for the for the first official week of the Chachi Top 20! Yaaaaaay! More good stuff and space filler! Let's get this bad boy started off RIGHT!!

20. Ciara f/ Chamillionare - Get Up (Last Week #14)
19. Mary J. Blige - Take Me As I Am (Last Week #18)
18. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week #20)
LEAVE ME ALONE! I FUCKING LIKE RASCAL FLATTS!
17. John Legend – Save Room (New Entry)

A new song from my favorite R&B singer. Really nice to see the Kanye West style gone, seeing as how Kanye West did a Boost Mobile commercial. I thought I blocked that out pretty well.
16. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai (Last Week #12)
I dont think I can live without my Yuki and Cico. However, Endless Summer is out and kinda catchy, we may see that on here.
15. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man (Last Week #19)
Also, this song will be danced to at NDK. Need at least 25 people to make it work though.
14. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice (Last Week # 9)
13. Orange Range - Champione (Last Week #10)
12. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies (Last Week #11)
11. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 15)
Yeah, I am really beginning to like this song. Did I mention Amy Lee is HAWT?
10. Orange Range - UnRockstar (Last Week # 16)
9. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight (Last Week #13)
So if anyone wants to join Zach, Nolan (YOU ARE DOING THIS!) and I doing this song karaoke style at NDK be our guest. The more the merrier. LOVE INFECTS WORLDWIDE!!
8. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown (Last Week #8)
7. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy (Last Week #7)
6. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Last Week #5)
5. Bi (Rain) - Freeway (Last Weel #6)
4. Kumi Koda - Juicy (Last Week #3)
3. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean (Last Week #4)

Fuck, this song is catchy as HELL. As Teq said, he just mumbles and says 'shoulder lean' every few seconds. Yeah, and I digs it. What can I say, aint been to Georgia in years and I still feel it. Rubber Band Banks is pretty hot right now, too.
2. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #1, #1 for one week)

WHAT! NOOOOOOOO! Yeah, I still jam to this, now with the windows down. If you don't like UVERworld, something is wrong with YOU fucky.
1. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas (Last Week #2)

Yes, this is my new favorite song. This is the official Friday 5:00pm jam taking over 'Working For The Weekend' by Loverboy and 'Friday Night' by Johnny Kemp. Hells yeah.

Well, my birthday is Sunday so I will be back on Monday. Uber-update on Saturday!

Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love!

Geez, It's A Bad Year For Babies

Good morning, peeps! Let me start it all off by saing....DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! First Tom Cruise and Katie's demon spawn and now THIS. Man, it has been a jacked up year for babies all around. I swear just one set of crazy parents after another. Maybe Kevin can use that massive amount of dancing and singing talent he has to raise his kids. Or not, who cares he probably sell them for some PBR any-damn-way. Fucktard.

Man, sorry so short but I have to be out. But before I go, greatest parent in the world. Seriously, employers should take note. Give them incentives that they may actually WANT. Just kidding, drugs are bad. Enjoy the day, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Well, 98 Had Four Members...and They Broke Up.

Good morning, peeps! How is everyone today? Now that the anniversary of 9/11 has passed without incident (as well as 6/6/06 which everyone and their mom thought was the end of the world) we can go back to being afraid of something truly terrifying: Suri Cruise. You know what is even better? Tom and Katie arent even married. I just find that very funny because I dont know what the rules of Scientology but that CANT be good.

So with Ted moving to Wyoming, I think it is time to bring in a new fourth. We (Nolan, Zach and I) will be accepting applications and resumes to become our new fourth member. Fell free to apply, we are an EEO employer and are really fond of punch and pie.

I have to head out for now peeps. Stay up.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Top of the Pops!

Morning peeps! A mid-day update?! Keep your fool mouths shut, dammit! I am giving you guys something special. I said I was gonna do this a while ago, so here it is. The first ever...

CHACHI'S VIDEO TOP 20 COUNTDOWN OF MUSIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK...TO ME!

Yes, long but to the point. With this being the first of a (hopefully) weekly chart I hope to update this and have new videos up for you each Friday. Problem is that I dont watch MTV or BET for the most part so I kind of go off of the songs I like and hope a video cooresponds with the track on Youtube or somewhere else. I will also be willing to take votes a la TRL, but I SO did not steal the idea! It is from the makers of Findepenence Day and Fargate! That being said, let's begin the show at # 20!


20. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most
Yes, I like Rascal Flatts. As Nolan pointed out this weekend they are from Ohi, which is less COUNTRY as much as it is IMBRED. Yeah, I went there, fuck Ohio. Apologize for the 2004 election and I will call it even. Even still, I like this song.

19. Southern All-Stars - Dirty Old Man
YES! This song was on the blog yesterday and it rules. Like I said, if the Beach Boys were Japanese and didnt suck wang, this would be the kind of music they would make.

18. M-Flo f/ Emi Hinouchi and Ryohei - Summer Time Love
This song was my jam this summer, I didnt care who looked at me funny. Great stuff, but wearing kind of old now that M-Flo has a new song out. The video is pretty kick ass, I had it up a few days ago.

17. The Game - One Blood (It's Okay)
Fuck yeah. The thug in me wont let me not like this song. You know, if the rest of his album is like this, I will have to say sophmore slump my ass. Great song, bleh video. Evens out though.

16. Orange Range - UnRockstar
Just saw this bad boy a few weeks ago and I kind of like it. The video is awesome but the song is...average. No where near Champione or even Asterisk. Still, sweet video.

15. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober
Mmmm, Amy Lee. Go to hell, Amy Lee is DAMN FINE. And this song rawks the bawx.

14. Ciara f/ Chamillionare - Get Up
This song was on repeat for about a month. Too bad the movie sucked. Also, all females that dance (this goes to you to BoA): watch this video to figure out how to WORK IT OUT. Jesus Christ this girl can MOVE.

13. Beat Crusaders - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
As my infatuation with Bleach has dropped off a tad, this song had beugn to grow on me. After looking up there other work, I was throughally suprised on how much these guys kick the ass. Great video, too.

12. Bennie K. - Disco Senpai
Yuki + Cico + Video = Filling the cup and on this countdown. Nuff said.

11. Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies
Yeah, sue me. I liked high school drama and theater performances.
10. Orange Range - Champione
I still dig this song, although I played it out myself for the most part.

9. Dixie Chicks - I'm Not Ready To Make Nice
Alright, I like the Dixie Chicks solely for the fact they piss off middle America. And I HATE MIDDLE AMERICA. Fuck Kansas, the band sux and so does the state! Although 'Carry On My Wayward Son' is teh mad notes.

8. Big Boi f/ Scar and Sleepy Brown - Morris Brown
Catchy song, but everyone plays it. I heard it in a Tampax commercial yesterday. That and there are other songs on the album that are better. Still a catchy ditty.
7. Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
Okay, I have a love/hate with this song. The first time I heard it, the song was awesome. Now, it is everywhere and eveyone loves is. Cee-Lo kicks ass, Danger Mouse kicks ass. Together they kick ass. And the avant garde video kicks ass, too.

6. Bi (Rain) - Freeway
I love this song. Yes, I know the video is a rip-off of 'Rock Your Body' but still the song has merit by itself. Almost makes me want to learn Korean. ALMOST.

5. Justin Timberlake - Sexyback
It's JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! He is fucking HAWT. And this song is fucking HAWT. Just hawtness all the way around.

4. Young Dro f/T.I. - Shoulder Lean
Now normally I hate songs about dances (Lean Back, Side 2 Side, Da Dip, etc.) but this song has struck a chord with me. That and the ATL is on TOP, FOO...L!

3. Kumi Koda - Juicy
Yeah, I had reservations about this one. Mainly because Kumi Koda is performing with (or as Nolan called it molesting) a bottle. On the other hand, KUMI KODA IS MOLESTING A BOTTLE!! You can't beat that no matter how you slice it.

2. Sleepy Brown f/ Big Boi and Pharrell - Margaritas
Now THIS song is bad ass. Sleepy Brown is pretty good once you get past the Curtis Mayfield ripoff factor. And this beat is straight banging. Pharrell did a great job with this one. And every Friday before sake you know I am jammin' to this in my cube.

1. UVERworld - Shamrock
Could it be anyone else BUT UVERworld? They are only my favorite group of all time. This song is also for a j-dodrama (?) that I watched yesterday and it was unsubtitled. So yeah, much like Rebelde I had to make up my own plot. The ninjas battle the pandas next week. Even still, it is a bad ass song.

And THAT is a sweet countdown. I will try to have this updated every Saturday morning or Friday nigh, depending what goes on after work. I hope you enjoyed the first Chachi's Top 20 Countdown! Can UVERworld hold Sleepy Brown off from the top spot? Or will Ms. Koda shake and gyrate herself to #1? Stay tuned, peeps!

Well, that is all for now. I will try to be back up tomorrow. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

One Week Till The Biggest Party of the Century!

What is up peeps? Time for a weekend update! The only sucky part is that no good movies were out. The summer movie season is definitly over. Hell, there in a moth where Ashton Kutcher has TWO movies coming out is a month I dont want to live in. Add in Kevin Costner and Nick Cage and dammit this is a sucky month.

Except for the fact my birthday is in a week! That's right, peeps. A week from today I will be the Big 26! What do I have planned, you ask? Well...nothing. Yeah...I'm lame. Completely lame. No money for Vegas and no lady for companionship. Yep, things are SO NOT coming up Milhouse on that front. Yeah, well after this weekend and hearing Nolan, Ted and Zach talk maybe its not so bad. Because women are NOT smarter than zebras. Not even meerkats.

Anyway, the week in news was special. Paris Hilton got herself a DUI for being...well...Paris fucking Hilton. I swear, there is no one stupider than her. Money and preying mantis body (which for some reason people think is hot. I guess inter-species erotica is bigger than I thought) aside, the bitch is worthless and nothing will change that. Odds are she will get out of this ticket like Mel Gibson, but at least he...well he didnt die so fuck him, too.

We FINALLY saw the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes spawn. And...that isnt their baby. Unless Tom really IS Asian or Katie is part Cambodian. That baby has slanted eyes. And to people that say all babies have slanted eyes: all ASIAN babies have slanted eyes, you fucksticks! Let it go, that baby is as much mine as it is Tom's. The fact that people are looking at that baby and saying 'It could be...his?' makes me think that the terrorists are right and we need to be handled because we obviously cant handle ourselves. A terrorist joke right before 9/11? You got that shit right, peeps. Terrorism is funny, Tom Cruise is funny, it all works.

So the season premires on Sunday of The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy and War at Home so far is .5 for 2. The Simpsons season premire was 'bleh' and American Dad had a few funny moments (Roger RULES) but really isn't up to Family Guy or South Park humor. Here is to Family Guy saving the night.

I have a lot of videos and pictures for the male demograpic on this blog. Here is something for the female reader(s?) of this bad boy. You know I digs the Rebelde (although I have only found 5 episodes because Isohunt is the devil when it comes to that show) and I have Dulce Maria on here every other second. And rightfully so, she is damn fine and you know it. However, here are the sexy guys of Rebelde, Diego and Giovanni! Enjoy, ladies!

Wow....so Family Guy just saved my weekend. Your finger was in my ass! In context its funny, out of context it just sounds nasty. I have said it once, I will say it again: rape CAN be funny, just like racism and and every other -ism. Oh yeah, I went there.

I swear, all this hype for Happy Feet has me wanting to see that. It wont be out for another 2 fucking months, either. Can I wait? YES! SABATO GIGANTE JOKE REFERNECE!!! Aaahhh, this day has kind of ruled.

Well, you know what time it is. It's BoA time! Its been a while since I told her how I felt, so I will just say it now: I loves the Boa Kwon. Hey, little known fact: BoA's birthday is the day before Sowelu. How is THAT for the sauciest two days in history. Hell yeah. Here is BoA's Key of Heart.

Yeah, she is SO much hotter than Hyori Lee. I can see how some may like her better (Hyori's older and um...lets just say 'tight bangin' comes to mind when I see her) but BoA is a better singer and dancer. Oh, and is just so damn CUTE. Like a kitten holding baby bunny while playing Kitten War. Although Hyori Lee is not too shabby her damn self.

Damn. I actually DO need a new bed peeps. Maybe with her on it if you get my drift. Because I dont, I'm dumb as hell. So I just saw the greatest video ever the other day. I had heard of the Southern All Stars before, but never considered them my favorites so I didnt take much tome to research them. Now, I stand corrected because this song kicks ass. Here is Dirty Old Man.

If the Beach Boys didnt suck, they would sound like that.

So before I go, I just have to say big ups to the Atlanta Falcons! They went out and beat the preseason pick of damn near everyone to win the NFC (and maybe even the Super Bowl) in the Carolina Panthers 20-6 IN CAROLINA. Not only that, it wasnt even as close as the score shows because Atlanta missed two field goals and kind of played keep away in the 4th quarter. It is only the first game, but if Abraham, Kerney and Coleman stay healthy (and two of the three left the game due to minor injuries) this team can really make some moves in conference that now is wide open after the eggs layed by Dallas and Tampa Bay. Hell, even Seattle looked like they couldnt tell their head from their ass against Detroit. DETROIT! Oh, and to the Broncos fans I stand by my statement: you need to start Jay Cutler to light a fire under Plummer's ass. As long as he knows his job is safe, you will have mindfucks like what happend against St. Louis. Don't let that fool you though, Jim Hasslett is a great defensive coach, just had no talent in New Orleans. That was just as much a St. Louis victory as a Denver loss. Anyway, it was a great first week of football.

Well, I gotta be up early as hell tomorrow so I am out for now. I will try to have more stuff up during the week, too. Until then, stay up peeps. And I havent forgotten about the Chachi's! They will be up soon!

Live, Laugh and Love.

Man, I Am A Slacker.

Update later tonight or tomorrow morning. Gotta pay the bills, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Out of Action

Hey peeps! No real update today, which pisses me off because there is so much to rant about (Hilton's DUI, devil child Suri, Steve Irwin) but I have stuff to do. I will be back tomorrow for a bit so I may try to speak on it then.

Until then, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Meet You At The Crossroads So You Won't Be Lonleeeeeeeeey...

Morning, peeps. Today I pose to you a hypothetical question. Let's say you were with a woman that was very attractive and every guy wanted her but you were with her. Life was good. Then, out of the blue, she decided to dump you for someone with a better car. Then you meet a nice girl with a good head on her shoulders, but she has a really bad past (I'm talking three-ways and midgets) but has cleaned herself up. You really like her and think you have something special. Then, that bitch that ripped your heart out returns and says she is sorry. And MAN is she looking good. What do you do, peeps? What DO YOU DO?

Anyway, while you ponder that how is everything? Things are cool on my end, just planning for NDK. Seeing as how money is too tight for Vegas right now (I am thinking Halloween. That would KICK ASS) it makes the weekend a lot easier to budget. Anyone who reads this blog that wants to network and head up there as a pack let me know. Last time Zach and I tried to start a gang and it didnt work. I think we may bring a sign-up sheet and have people enlist outside. I may make up badges and everything. It will be teh awesome.

Well, that is all for now. I will be back tomorrow, ya'll. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Okay, Okay. I Have Some Explaining To Do...

Good morning, peeps. I know I said there would be an uber-update this weekend, but it just didnt happen. Nothing really exciting happend. Gamed with Ted, Zach and Nolan on Saturday and pissed around on Sunday until I went to Dave and Buster's in the evening (Oh, and I SO RULE at trivia, BTW). Monday I just relaxed and caught up on some sleep and housework. So all in all, it was a boring ass weekend not worthy of an update. What can I say, I'm lame.

However, in sad news the Steve Irwin passed away after being stabbed by a poisionus stingray barb. Okay, for those of you that dont know I couldnt stand the croc hunter. Something in me says that if you agitate dangerous animals bad shit happens to you. While the death is tragic, it is not unexpected. Lets face it, if he got mauled by a crocodile in let us say a Target then THAT is tragic. And fucking WEIRD. Getting stabbed by a stingray in its natural habitat? Kind of what happens. Even still, I never watched a show (on purpose, anyway) and he will be missed by a lot of people. I have nothing personal against the guy, so may he find more crocies to pester in heaven. Why cant this shit happen to Kevin Federline? Not THERE is someone who deserves to get stabbed with a poisionus barb to the chest. I'm just saying.

Who in the hell is Danity Kane? What the hell does that mean, anyway? Geez, I really am out of the loop. Anyway, here is some new Orange Range for everyone!

Yeah, a good little song there. Better than most, anyway.

Oh, and I happend to catch a bit of the MTV VMA's the other day (I want to say Sunday? Maybe Saturday) and people...Al Gore sucks. Seriously, I am so cereal about this. He is lame and he sucks. Oh, and one more thing: HE FUCKING LOST. The main part people forget about a representative democray is that the people dont mean shit. Its a REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY which means we pick someone to represent us. Until we realize that and vote in drunken pirates to run our country it is gonna be the same old shit. C'mon, America get it together.

Well, I will be back tomorrow hopefully. I am going to knuckle up and get a post up on Saturday or Sunday that is worthy of being called an uber-post. Until then, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Let The Bears Pay The Bear Tax!

Good morning, peeps! It's Friday all up in this bitch and I am feeling so damn good right now I could kiss my cat. No, not so much. Her breath smells like tuna and fur. Even still, I feel hella good right now.

My birthday is in 16 days, peeps. And I am gonna be honest: I want a fucking gift. Nothing big, maybe 5 dollars off at Chic-Fil-A or something. Or a naming of a state after me. Fuck Maine, Chachi sounds like a kick ass state name. The state flag could be a pirate slaying a bear (Take THAT, California!) or something sweet like that.

So I caught all of 5 minutes of the MTV VMAs and I must say that MTV still sucks. As does Jack Black, that motherfucker was funny in ONE MOVIE (Saving Silverman) and shitty in everything else. God, I hate him and I hate MTV.

Still not enough to blow my high. I aint got much planned for the weekend (except maybe some college football and video games) so I will try to be up on Saturday for a special post. TRY TO BE. Oh, and my review of the Flying Spaghetti Monster book. The first page was awesome, so if the book is even HALF as good as that then I just filled the cup. Until next time, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

OH. MY. GOD.

Good morning peeps! Yesterday while I was dodging work, I found what may be the greatest video ever. I you never saw this show then are LAME. This was the greatest teen show ever. And after years of searching, I have finally found the opening song. I give you....SWAN'S CROSSING!!!!

Oh my god, I think I am gonna cry...

So I dont know what this movie is about, but I want to see it.

Yeah, I will be seeing this movie. Fuck yeah.

Well, I am about to head out. I will be back tomorrow morning, peeps. Sorry so short but you know. Gotta work for the man. The dog can't feed himself. If he could, I would have him get some Chic-Fil-A. Until next time, stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

That's The REAL Crime

Good morning, peeps! Man, it sure is fricking early. Well, I guess the big threat to America is off the streets. Why is polygamy a crime any-fucking-way. The real crime is that dude wanted to HAVE 80 wives in the first place. I have maybe fifteen female friends and lets just say that aside from two the rest I can't really understand. AS FRIENDS. As a wife I may just have to choke a bitch. So to have 80 wives means this dude was nuts or that he was LITERALLY knee deep in tang. Wow, I think I can retire. I have officially used 'knee deep in tang' in a sentance and it be relavant. Damn...I think my life is fulfilled. I regret nothing.

I just think we should be going after the real criminals instead of dipshits. Keep in mind, most criminals ARE dipshits so I can understand the effort. But come on. This is all Bush's doing to distract us from the war. I never bought that arguement but now it is beginning to make sense. The admistration is desperate for something to take the heat off. With Jackass Number Two coming out, they may just have it. Why in the fuck arent those asshats in jail? Just to keep them off the streets and from breeding. You know how I feel about killing those that will just be a clot on society. I AM ALL FOR THAT. Man, terrorists really have it wrong. Instead running a plane into a building of innocent people, run it into a theater playing Jackass or Wickerman. And put some snakes on that motherfucker. THAT would rule all.

Oh, and Bush may have just saved his ass. Why in the fuck is gas so high any-damn-way? Katrina was last fucking year and Iraq is our bitch aside from insurgents. Oh, and this has to be said: We have the 'best' military in the world with the 'brightest' troops and we can't bring down some fucking Arabs with RPG's, mines and explosives rigged to 80's sedans? Fucking please. Either our troops are idiots or these dudes have done nothing but watch MacGyver for the last 20 years. Which may be the case, state run TV sucks. I support the EDUCATION of the troops and I support all wars because wars RULE (never call me an America hater). Have you ever played Halo or Half-Life? Fuck yeah! Maybe if we spent less time catching dudes dumb enough to marry the women no one wants and MORE time on creating Scarab Guns, mecha warriors that transform into jets and breakdancing ninjas we would be winning this damn war. And the war on illiteracy as well. A few mechs will learn those kids.

Well, I am out for now. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

A Time To Remember

Morning, peeps. Kind of a somber moment, as today marks the one year anniverary of the day Hurricane Katrina hit. My sister lived in New Orleans at the time and it was my place of business at my last job (as well as Mississippi) so I knew a lot of people down there that I never was able to hear from again. It's weird how that hurricane was all but forgotten, so almost show that the lack of response wasnt racially motivated. It wasnt racially motivated it was financially motivated. These were POOR people. Mostly BLACK poor people, but there were other races as well. This country has a thing against helping the poor, even though so few are wealthy. I have yet to understand that one.

So that jerkass in the JonBenet case has no DNA evidence to link him to the crime. WELL DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!! It was 10 years ago. I think jizz is biodegradable. I dont know for sure, I am just saying. The fact this was even news shows that Bush is behind all of this. Except now he is TOTALLY fucking reaching. Next big news story: T.O. peed on that girl in the video and not R.Kelly. Mark it down, it is gonna happen.

So I have to redo my whole iPod since I reformmated my computer. That SUCKS. It was damn near full (40GB) and now I have to re-input every song because I didnt save the iTunes playlist. FUCK APPLE. FUCK APPLE IN THEIR STUPID HEADS.

Oh, and how come Cartoon Network cancelled Justice League Unlimited and Teen Titans (which just began to get good) yet has that stupid fucking metal/anime mindrape and Ed, Edd and Eddy on the air? Don't even get me started on Adult Swim and Toonami. I sense a boycott until they show Bleach and Air Gear. Now THAT is fucking anime. And Peach Girl. Fuck you, I loved that show.

Oh, and 'Chain Hang Low' is still fucking stupid. My god how do these people get SIGNED?! Paris Hilton is rich but this Jibbs fucktard is just ass in a big tee-shirt, big chain (that hangs low) and sneakers. It hurts that he has a video in heavy rotation and I cant find a Talib Kweli or Atmosphere video to save my damn life.

Well, I may be back later but until then stay up peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Are You Ready For The Foosball?!

What is up peeps? Sorry about the late ass update. I had to watch FOOTBALL! Yep, I knuckled up and went to the Bronco game today. Normally I avoid the Broncos like the plague, but it was the first time since college I remember being at Mile High (I repeat, REMEMBER being at Mile High not being told a day later) and I have to say it was damn fun. To bad I have to go to work today and fuck up that high. Eh, thems the breaks though.

So Saturday night the discussion came up. You know the discussion. About women and being whores. Now don’t get me wrong there are such things as male whores so it is not ALL women that the word applies to. However, the simple fact is that for the most part only women get upset about being called that. Most men don’t mind being called whores (I am rather indifferent because I don’t go around having sex all willy-nilly. Or at all because the ladies don’t want to give it up and I don’t want to play the game to get it. We have an understanding) even though the generic assumption about the word is negative. However the question remains: what MAKES a whore, anyway? Is it the intent or the actual...action?

Dictionary definition wise whore is someone that has sex for money. Over time that word has been used to describe people of…loose morals and repute. Let’s face it; morals are only as good as the people that follow them. Priests are moral to an extent, and then will assrape young boys. What is the point of following some rules and ignoring others? So for a woman to say that another woman that just has sex for pleasure is a whore is hypocritical and rather fucking stupid. Having sex for money or serviceable goods makes you a whore. So ladies, don’t judge the woman that fucks because she likes it when you fuck to get bills paid from some dipshit who is out for some tang. I hate that shit. I don’t judge the guy that gets laid just to do it because at the end of the day, it is just as much her fault allowing herself to be used for sex as much as it is his fault for using her. If women are REALLY stupid enough to fall for bad pickup lines then deep down that is what they want. There is no other reason for it except for alcohol.

And you know what? Women can’t even blame alcohol anymore. You know why? Although I have forgotten stretches of time…er…days while drunk I still have been able to put two and two together by collecting receipts (which is fucking SAD on my part because that means I was a total lush) or taking the accounts of friends I believe I can trust (or those that I don’t believe have anything against me because friends are just enemies that haven’t tried to kill you) and come to a conclusion of what happened. For the most part I have been able to see what I did was stupid and not do it again. Now for a while I had the rat and the cheese syndrome but sometimes it takes a kick in the ass to figure it out I was being a fucking asstard. The simple fact is that after seeing drunk women in action, alcohol isn’t the problem, it’s the WOMAN that is the problem.

This isn’t letting guys off the hook mind you, this is just putting responsibility where it belongs which is 50/50. Men should not take advantage of a situation of a drunken female because it is a dick thing to do literally and figuratively. However, women should not put themselves in the situation (repeatedly, mind you) to give men the chance TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM. I said it before in another rant (take a look at the archives, it’s pretty much all Feburary and May/June was about) it gets to the point when you have to realize that there is shit you don’t do. I used to think that alcohol was a great neutralizer of common sense and rationality but after a few discussions I realized that all it does is make you really over analyze shit. So for all intents and purposes women should become fucking GENIUSES when they drink because they would be able to overanalyze the situation and over blow it into thinking something REALLY bad will happen. Instead they turn into retarded lemmings that will wander headlong into the waiting crotch of a drunk (or sober, in which I hope you fucking DIE) man ready to take advantage of a unsuspecting zebra like a lion in the Serengeti (inside joke to the return readers). Or are they unsuspecting?

After my scientific research (well, my observations while I was sobering the fuck up) I honestly don’t believe that women really lose all concepts of safety and reality when they are drunk, same for men. It is a fucking crutch. Women AND men use alcohol as a crutch for their bad decisions. I can honestly say that all the things I have said and done drunk, even though I may not have said or done them sober, we all things I did and I cannot and will not take them back. I know and accept that I have done some dumb shit and I have to come to grips with it drunk or not.

People use their actions under the influence as out of the ordinary and not indicative of their usual behavior. To that I say bullshit and shenanigans. Man up (or WO-man up) and accept what you did and chalk it up as a loss and charge it to the game. If I had a dollar for all the shit I have had to charge to the game while I was drunk then I would be able to buy a PS3 with some money for…okay not THAT much but I could at least buy an X-Box360. People really need to come to grips with their actions. It may take a while, I am living proof. Realizing and ACCEPTING (not denying and making excuses like most people I have run into) your fuck-up and learning from it is smart living. And knowing is blah blah blah.

Okay, sorry to get all preachy on the peeps. I just had to rant on that because it had been bugging me for about 2 weeks or so. Or maybe 2 years, who knows? Anyway, it’s time for MASTER CHIEF CAPITAN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD! I saw Beerfest on Saturday and needless to say…there were boobies. Several of them. They were great. However, aside from that it left a lot to be desired. Keep in mind this was the weekend following the best movie weekend in a long while (Snakes on a Plane and Accepted) but even still. It was funny, but not hilarious. Keep in mind Super Troopers was hit or miss for the most part so I was expecting the same out of Beerfest. It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t as funny as other movies of its ilk. It had it’s moments (the plot twist) and its shit (the plot twist) and was worth a watch. Just not worth 7.50 for one shot. Well worth the DVD purchase once it comes out. Until then, only see it during a matinee or if you are drunk off your ass. The Master Chief Capitan gives this movie…

7 out of 10 stars!! (If you like Super Troopers, you will like this movie. If not…wait until Comedy Central has it on the Secret Stash)

With the summer movie season officially over, I am going to need a new segment to fill up space on this bad boy. I am open for suggestions, peeps. Also this weekend I am staying in and trying to get the Chachi’s done. I am actually ahead of the reworked schedule but the sooner it is finished the better. I am trying to get to Vegas (CHACHI GOES TO VEGAS, FOOLS! WHAT!) and to Nan Desu Kan (CHACHI GOES TO NAN DESU KAN, FOOLS! WHAT!) in September/October so shit is gonna be busy with the Ladies Night Competition coming up soon too. So the fall season is gonna be HOT on the Passion of Chachi. New season means new name too. I’m still working on it but there will be HUGE changes to this blog very soon. Stay tuned!

I am out for now, I will try to give updates this week and will be back for something bad ass next Sunday. The Chachi’s will be up soon, I promise.

So today is the one year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina and...New Orleans is still fucked up. Carry on. But seriously that was something that just fell off the face of the Earth, wasn't it? I mean yeesh. Maybe Kanye West was right. About women being golddiggers not George Bush hating poor n*****s. OH WOW! That is funny as hell, and I'M BLACK.

I'm sorry, that was not cool. To make it up for you, new Bennie K. Does that make you feel better peeps? Yeah, I thought it would. Check out Endless Summer.

Too bad its completely animated. I was looking forward to seeing some more Yuki and Cico. Mmmmm....

Stay up peeps. Until I see you again....REBELDE!!! MUY ES BUENO!!

God, that show is awesome. Still need to watch a full episode, though. Anyway, until we meet again.

Live, Laugh and Love.

And George Bush doesn't care about golddiggers.

Get Loose!

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH BABY! It's Friday all up in this bitch! What is up, peeps?! Not much here, just getting ready for sake and ice cream fools!

Well, not much on the news front has changed. Iran still sucks. I will try to be on tomorrow, but I pose this question: what ever happend to Sisqo? I mean seriously. The guy sucks, but my entertainment is gone. Making fun of that suckass was half my material. The other half? Ethnic jokes. Stay up, peeps. There may be a mid-day update! MAY BE A MID-DAY UPDATE. Dont quote me cause I aint said shit.

Live, Laugh and Love.

From Nine to Eight

Good morning peeps! How goes it? Everything is cool on my end. Not sure what is on tap for tomorrow, with the summer movie season over and all. On Sunday I am going to try to do a mega-post again, recapping the summer movie season seeing as there are no more major releases I can think of coming out until December. I will also try to have the Chachi's up, too. A big post is planned, but as we have seen sometimes life interferes. Usually involves sake and gelato. That is GOOD STUFF, I tells you.

Oh, and cheese and wine KICK ASS. I know you are asking why in the hell am I eating cheese and drinking wine. I hated the fuck out of Sideways. I will tell you why: cheese rules. I am indifferent toward wine (never really had enough of it to form a true opinion on whether I like it or not) so that doesnt matter. Even still, it is about atmosphere. If you are with cool people you can avoid the pretentious douchebag fuckhats that talk about bullshit and the 'legs' of the wine. Shut up, pussies and drink the goddamn wine. Oh, and the next person that says 'That was a good year' will get the bottle shoved up their ass. SIDEWAYS. Yeah, the Duece goes full circle.

Well, I am off to work. I will try to be up tomorrow and rant about people calling Snakes on a Plane a flop. In two words: fuck'em. Stay up peeps.

Oh, and bye bye to Pluto. Now what device are we gonna use to remember the planets?! More tomorrow!

Live, Love and Laugh.

Aw, Man Still No Real Update!

Sorry peeps. Another half assed update today, too. I will try to do something good tomorrow. Oh, and I am gonna knuckle up and do the Chachi's on Sunday. The polls will be up by Tuesday and the Council of Awesomeness will be meeting on Saturday to finalize everything. It will be 'teh awesome' peeps. Teh awesome.

Anyone out there heading to NDK this year? If so drop me a line. Let's network! Anyway, I'm out. Stay up, peeps.

Chachi out. (Thought I would kick it old school)

Just Checking In

Hey peeps. Can't stay long. Just want to say fuck Kevin Federline. Ah, I feel a little better now. I'll be back soon, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Fox: It's Craptastic!

Morning peeps! How was the weekend? Everything went well for me (albeit was fucking short because half of Sunday is getting ready for Monday and half of Sauturday is recovering fromFriday), until this. Luckily I didnt see this, but everytime K-Fed performs, the terrorists win. Seriously. The fact anyone found this idiot entertaining is stupid. Lucky it is hella early or I would just go ballistic. Even though I didnt SEE the performance, I know it sucked. It's K-Fed and that is all I need to know to stay as far away from it as possible.

So Snakes on a Plane only did 15 million? After thinking it makes a lot of sense. The movie was geared toward a certain audience (mainly Zach, Nolan and myself) and we dont draw 40 million opening weekend gross. Just look at Grandma's Boy. Kicked ass, but I made more than that movie. Even still, it was a great flick but isnt going to be this generations Star Wars. Maybe this generations Big Trouble in Little China. Takes a LOT of snakes to match the kick-assedness of Lo Pan, though.

As for Accepted, I need to just go the full monty. Yesterday I gave it a 9 out of 10. After thinking, that movie deserved a 10 on the acting alone. Add in the humor and the message and I give Accepted the holy grail of movie reviews...A 10 out of 10!!! It earned that rating, check it out. You wont be disappointed.

Well, it's time to go back to the grind. Work 15 hours, another day older, deeper in debt you know the deal. Even still, stay up peeps. And to the school aged readers welcome back to class! These are your Wonder Years. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm funny.

Oh, and Britney ain't looking so good. Being married to a hellspawn will do that to you.

If she left now, she could save herself. I'm just KIDDING. Be cool peeps, I will return.

Live, Laugh and Love.

Greatest. Weekend. EVER!!!

Morning, peeps! Happy cold ass Sunday to you! Man, I love the middle to end of August. The leaves turn brown. The Air gets crisp and the wind gets brisk. Oh and MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL!!! Yeah, I do like gridiron battles. You know what else the end of August signals? The sad end of the summer blockbuster movie season. And this year had the good (Pirates 2, X-Men 3, Cars), the average (Superman Returns, Over The Hedge, The Ballad of Ricky Bobby) the bad (Miami Vice) and the fucking SHITTY (Nacho Libre, MI:III). However, usually at the middle or end of August there is a movie released each year that suprises us all. Last year it was Four Brothers and 40 Year Old Virgin. In 2004 it was Without A Paddle. This year, someone took to the theater to see this years sleeper August blockbusters. He is a brave man. His name is Master Chief Captain Chachi. So this Sunday I bring to you....

MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD: END OF SUMMER EDITION!!!

Well, this weekend I spent my Saturday at the movies checking out two new releases: Snakes on a Plane and Accepted. First...

SNAKES ON A PLANE

This movie had craptastic written all over it. There was almost no result except for failure because it sounded so horrible. Yet, all the word of mouth I heard on Friday was that it was fucking awesome. So I decided to pick up a ticket and head over to the theater (since Ted was being a BITCH I had to go by myself, which wasnt all that bad actually) to check it out. First off about this movie: it is fucking hilarious. Sammy J. had the quips and even my doppleganger had some lines. The ways that the passengers died were awesome if not downright nasty (something about getting bitten in the eye or eaten whole by a Boa Constrictor is just...fucking SCARY) and current horror movies should take note. Name the last REAL scary movie and I will guarantee that the death scenes were HALF as scary as they were here.

Oh, and in a real shocker, the characters weren't just snake fodder. Yes the characters are typecast (the rich dumb girl, the snooty British guy, the gay flight attendent, the Thai kickboxer) but the most part they have personality. Also, it was nice to see Flex again after Homeboys In Outer Space and The Michael Jackson Story. He picked himself up very well. Anyway, each character had a chance to shine and there was actual interaction (a lost art in movies now days) and plot development. Which lets face it, no one was expecting seeing as how the PLOT was given away by the title i.e. Titanic.

Also, the snakes KICKED ASS! We all know CGI snakes are scary, but now I have to say that more horror movies need them. Very few things are scarier than a snake (if they EVER find a way to splice bear and snake genes...may Buddha help us ALL because we are FUUUU-UCKED) and this movie proved it. They came from all directions and man could those motherfuckers KILL. I mean damn, snakes are the new zombies. About the same speed but twice as deadly and smarter. Snakes bit everything (yes, a dude got bit in the wang. NOT COOL but funny as hell) and people in the audience did the 'Jump, Scream, Laugh' that you see in the Living Dead series. The snakes made it scary and the death scenes were well done and funny as hell (some were over the top, but its a horror/comedy so its expected. Think 'Shaun of the Dead' with more 'motherfuckers!' in it).

Lastly, there was Samuel L. Jackson. Say what you will about that man being the same character actor in every role. So was John Fucking Wayne and every other actor out there sans Johnny Depp, Sidney Portier and pre-butter blood Marlon Brando. Get over it, no one fucking acts anymore so those of you say he is a one trick pony probably think Tom Cruise deserved an Oscar for The Last Samurai and you need to be mercy killed because if we dont do it now you will fucking reproduce and then I will have to kill YOU AND YOUR KID and I don't want to kill kids. They are the innocent. Anyway with that out of the way Sammy J gave a great performance and actually didnt even carry the movie. He played second fiddle to the snakes and action which is what any good action star does (you listening, Rock and Vin Diesel? It really ISNT rocket science let the action speak for itself, not you. That is why Keanu Reeves is one of the biggest action stars of all time and couldnt act like he was breathing. He knows when to SHUT THE FUCK UP). Quite simply, Samuel L was Samuel L but didn't overshadow the movie like Godzilla and King Kong did by creating an underwhelming star. He was just right.

So you can guess what this movie gets. Lets break it down:

A snake biting a woman on the tit? CHECK
A snake biting a man on his wang? CHECK
A snake biting someone in the ass? CHECK
Wanton violence against a small dog? CHECK
Wanton cursing by Samuel L. Jackson? CHECK
An anaconda or boa without Ice Cube or Jennifer Lopez there to poorly act? CHECK
An asian gangster going pinata on some white dude? CHECK
No Colin Ferrel? CHECK
I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!! CHECK
A kickass ending theme song a la Shaft and Howard the Duck CHECK

Well, that is enough for me. This movie gets...

TEN MOTHER FUCKING STARS OUT OF TEN MOTHERFUCKING STARS!

Next on the docket was....

ACCEPTED

Well, this weekend was a double header. After Snakes on a Plane, the crew and I went to see Accepted, a college movie that looked like it would be okay and worth the Fandago gift bucks I got for doing that survey about X-Men 3. Long story short the movie is about a student (Bartelbey) that reminds me of myself in high school. Too smart for my own good so didnt try as hard, got above average (but not stellar) grades and was seen as a slacker because I wouldnt conform and become the drone that regurgitates the bullshit I was taugh. Power to the students bitches! Anyway, he creates a fake college to get his parents off his back but others apply and get accepted, hence the title.

Well, this movie was FUNNY AS HELL. It had the Apple dude (who after this and Dodgeball I dont want to murder) and the big guy from Grandma's Boy (who stole the movie because he was fucking HILARIOUS) and they really made a great team. Bartelby reminded me of a young Mahoney from Police Academy, just cool calm and collective. The plot of student creating their own class to stimulate their learning was pretty good and led to a lot of comedy. There was the stuffy dean at Harmon and of course the stuck up preppy prick (who got slacker served so much it was pathetic) which every college movie must have. It was formulaic to a point, though and that was the only problem with the movie.

The best part of the movie was the message. The fact that higher education should be that: education. Education isnt confined in a little box of cliff point knowledge that you just stuff into a graduate in and ship them out to some company to be a drone for. Education is stimulation, not limitation. When you limit someone and all but force them to learn from preset boxes, you arent LEARNING anything. Learning about about finding out about yourself and what you want to be and achieve and basing a scholastic curriculum off of that. Otherwords, you are wasting your educations. Man, I was ahead of my time because that rant at the end is the same rant I had every day in a class that I didnt study for the test in. Anyway, the message of this movie although I am not big on messages is a great one. Knowledge is the freedom to learn.

Everything in order, this movie was funny if you went to college in the 2000's and still know high schoolers that are STILL having that bullshit about how college prepares you for the real world shoved down their throats like geese only wanted for their livers. It has a great message and is funny in getting there, not preachy like The Perfect Score was (but that movie sucked overallanyway so THERE). There was something funny going on at all points and had the most awkward introduction statement ever (You're dating Monica. I think about her when I mast...er...bate. I didnt mean to saaay thaaat...) which I was laughing about STILL this morning. Overall, the movie was great if you are into the high school/early college comedy genre like Can't Hardly Wait. It also has Lewis Black and you can't beat that because his rants were all dead on, especially about college being bullshit for getting a good job because having a degree means JACK SHIT. Give this movie a shot, it's funny and has a great message about acceptance and belonging. You see, sometimes teen movies CAN be Shakespeare. Accepted gets...

9.5 out of 10 stars, which equals to about a 3.97 GPA.

So I was truly excited about getting the new FFVII side story, Dirge of Cerebrus with Vincent as the star. Especially with Gackt in the English commercial. About time J-Rock came over here because Redemption KICKS ASS. Yet, all I have heard is bad about this game. As someone who doesnt have the cash to buy video games that may or may not suck anymore, I need the peeps input. Any one know if this game sucks or not? Let me know.

So Rebelde is still the greatest show on TV. I have been checking out clips here and there and much like Zach and Nolan making up my own dialog. I know very little spanish, so I just wing it. With scenes like this, who needs dialog?

Mmm...man I am going to hell and I likes it. What can I say, this show kicks ass.

Well, I'm gonna hop in the shower and head out for a bit. I will try to be back tomorrow morning. Until, here is some Kumi Koda for the male demographic. Oh yeah, she's quite nice.

Shake it up, indeed. Stay up, peeps.

Live, Laugh and Love.