Good morning, peeps! It’s another cold, rainy Tuesday morning and I must say that Fall is on its way. You know, of all the times of the year, Fall is my favorite. The weather isn’t to hot or too cold and it just has a sense of relaxed vibes. That and you have football season, the World Series and of course my birthday (which if the money is right will be spent in Las Vegas. If not, it will be spent in…Las Vegas. I got a 50/50 shot of becoming rich, baby!) all going on in the Fall. And I also am going to make a stronger effort on the blog starting at the end of August. Think of June-August as summer syndication (with the month of May being sweeps with my crazy escapades and hung-over rants) and September beginning Season 2 of The Passion of Chachi! Will I hit the sophomore slump? Nah, I’m a little older and wiser. A lot more bitter to boot. Yep, this will be a kick ass Fall for the peeps.
Speaking of Fall, that is normally when school starts for everyone. Yet, I am seeing the majority of schools starting the school year in August (early August, as in like yesterday) while ending it in early June. Um, that is only about 60 days of vacation give or take. Why are they making kids stay in school longer? In my day, we got let out the third week of May and came back the first week of September and we liked it. A LOT. We had a full vacation to be forced to sit in a car for a road trip across America (forget the fucking patriots out there. This country sucks. Ever driven through Kansas? I thought so) or go to a camp with dipfucks and shittards. Ah, childhood. I hated thee.
Here is my issue with the longer school year: kids aren’t getting any smarter. Shit, they are already dumb as hell with the shit on TV. Why fry their minds with more schoolwork of subjects that don’t matter? World History? Only one history matters and that’s the good old US of A. Who gives a fuck about French Guyana anyway? Geometry? Name one thing in the world that requires Gemotry to be successful? You think George W. Bush knows Geometry? Fuck no, he doesn’t even know English and he is doing just fine. Oh, except for the ‘war’ thing. As for year long school, that shit has to suck. I know they get breaks upon breaks but that is still asinine. Year round sounds like a great idea in theory and can work for some in the actual implementation.
When it comes down to it, some people are just too stupid to make it work and you end up burning them out. Quite simply I just don’t see why we give kids a break. The real world after high school sucks so much ass that I now believe we should give them a break. I used to be under the school of thought that we should show them that life licks balls from the get-go but I changed that opinion. Give kids time to be kids and have fun. Extending the school year to teach kids irrelevant subjects (RESTURANT MANAGEMENT?! Why not just call it ‘You WILL Work At McDonald’s 101?!') behooves no one. It just lets teachers earn more (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) and gets schools more money from the state to accommodate more kids (that’s China’s fault). Are they using that money for textbooks yet? When I was in high school (albeit 1998) we didn’t know whether Regan won the election yet. Well, that fucker did and I didn’t find out until 2001. In closing, the children are the future. Give them a fighting chance, not a fight. Make the school year shorter, the classes relevant and stop with the healthy school lunches. Seriously if you want to eat healthy make your kids lunch. Maybe the blame isn’t on the kids for being stupid but is on the parents for not curbing their (and the schools’) stupidity. Just a thought.
Well I will finally do Chachi's Weekly Top Ten, where I will rank my favorite songs. You best believe this song will be on there. Here is Sleepy Brown, Pharell and Big Boi of Outkast with Margaritas.
That song is such a jam. Oh and what is this? More Bennie K? You better FUCKING BELIEVE IT! Gimme my Yuki and Cico!
My god, they are both HAWT. I know I say that everyday, but DAMN LOOK AT THEM. Oh, and Cico has picked her game up. There are a few songs where she has that sultry deep voice going on and man...that is some hotness right there. And now that I am learning what she is saying (something about Chachi is so hot and calling me her 'senpai' or maybe I made that part up myself) it is even better. I better quit talking about this before I get in trouble.
Anyway, the Duece is about to be out. I will try to be back up tomorrow with something quick. Until then, stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Monday, August 14, 2006
I Ain't Dead, M**********rs!
Okay, I had a pretty boring weekend so I didnt update this bad boy. And for that I apologize. On Friday I kind of fell off the wagon (and by kinda I mean so fucking did) so Saturday was just running errands and saying 'Why in the hell did I do that?!' To go along with that, my video card went all crazy (it had blue spots on the screen where there was white. It was weird) so Sunday was spent fixing that. I also cleaned up my room because...well it was filthy. So all in all, it was just a wash for a weekend. Nothing exciting or anything.
Wait! I got my Bennie K and Kumi Koda CD's! Only issue: I forgot that the Kumi Koda DVD was Region 2 which means it wont play in my craptastic Gateway DVD player. In its defense, it wouldnt play The Boondocks all that well (YOU CHUBBY CHEEKED MONKEY! Priceless...) so I can't blame the player.
So with the aftermath of Friday (which I am sure involved drunk dialing) I am cutting myself off again. I got a few drinks to celebrate something and a few turned into 'Holy shit, I'm gonna lurch' and I really hate that. So now I am back into my clean cycle. I'm not gonna lie, being sober is actually a lot more fun for me than when I am drinking, even casually. Mainly because I am not a total fucking tool and forget to go to the movies with a friend of mine and when I finally DO remember I am all like 'It's raining, screw that.' You see, sometimes it really is that simple.
Well, I apologize again for no updat this weeked, I know the peeps look forward to that. I will try to have a rant up this week to make up for it so stay tuned. Until then, take a look at the archives, thats where the good stuff is. Especially the Confederate Flag and Women vs. Society Rants. Until then, stay up peeps. I will return soon.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Wait! I got my Bennie K and Kumi Koda CD's! Only issue: I forgot that the Kumi Koda DVD was Region 2 which means it wont play in my craptastic Gateway DVD player. In its defense, it wouldnt play The Boondocks all that well (YOU CHUBBY CHEEKED MONKEY! Priceless...) so I can't blame the player.
So with the aftermath of Friday (which I am sure involved drunk dialing) I am cutting myself off again. I got a few drinks to celebrate something and a few turned into 'Holy shit, I'm gonna lurch' and I really hate that. So now I am back into my clean cycle. I'm not gonna lie, being sober is actually a lot more fun for me than when I am drinking, even casually. Mainly because I am not a total fucking tool and forget to go to the movies with a friend of mine and when I finally DO remember I am all like 'It's raining, screw that.' You see, sometimes it really is that simple.
Well, I apologize again for no updat this weeked, I know the peeps look forward to that. I will try to have a rant up this week to make up for it so stay tuned. Until then, take a look at the archives, thats where the good stuff is. Especially the Confederate Flag and Women vs. Society Rants. Until then, stay up peeps. I will return soon.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Friday, August 11, 2006
Ok, So I Lied. Kinda.
Okay, no big update today. Got a big day planned for Saturday (BOLLYWOOD, FOOL! WHAT!) so I will try to do something in the morning. I will give the peeps some ranting and raving on Sunday. Until then:
Live, Laugh and Love.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
I'll Be Back
Just wanted to say what's up to the peeps! I will be back on Saturday for sure. Maybe even tomorrow for a new segment called the Passion of Chachi Top Ten Countdown! Maybe. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
It Has So Been...Re-Broughted?
Good day, mates! So I have not received my Bennie K or Kumi Koda shipment yet. I am kind of mad about that because I have been holding off downloading both albums so I could be surprised. How long can one man go without his Yuki before he snaps? Sweet, sweet Yuki. My love for thee flows like sake on Fridays. So speaking of music, what was the last good album to come out? It has really been slim pickings this year. There have been a few good SONGS but no good albums. Anyone else notice that the year LL Cool J releases an album a war breaks out? I’m just saying that niggas album brings trouble to us all. He needs to be stopped! That and he sucks, that doesn’t help his cause any.
You know what I should do? Start a pop/rock band. Like Fallout Boy or My Chemical Romance but GOOD. The songs write themselves (in the case of Fallout Boy, I don’t think they have songs as much as they have words that go in a cadence of some sort. Holy shit, their songs kind of suck it hard) and your musical skills have to minimal at best to be even marginally successful. Just look at Bowling For Soup. Just have to get a catchy hook and maybe a pointless ass video and I am in there. If anyone has any real talent let me know. I guess I could have an open audition that, always brings the freaks out. Same as usual, Passion of Chachi is an Equal Opportunity Employer blah blah blah yakkity smackity.
So I got into a discussion about who is better: Rain (Bi) or Se7en. For those that don’t know who they are, you are an idiot because Se7en kicks the ass (Now that he reportedly aint dating my woman no more) and Rain has his moments of total awesomeness. They are Korean pop stars that I like to listen to (I dug Se7en already but I had no idea Rain was who he was until someone pointed him out because it just said ‘Bi’ and I had no idea what the fuck that meant in Japanese. Because it isn’t. And knowing is half the battle, peeps) and I guess are having an Usher vs. Justin Timberlake like battle for hip-pop supremacy. We don’t see enough of that in my opinion.
Well, let me give you an idea of the two styles and then make your own choice. Think of it as a Backstreet Boys (a little more mainstream and VH1 worthy, think Millennium and Black and Blue) for Rain and N’SYNC (a more poppy dance sound with a twist of hip hop, more for the teen crowd. Think Celebrity and Justin Timberlake’s solo album) for Se7en’s style. Take gander and lend an ear.
Here is Rain's Free Way
And this is Se7en's Passion (HELLS YEAH!!)
After a little investigation (And some of that ‘getting down to the beat’ the kids talk about. Holy shit, Free Way by Rain kicks the ass. That is a groove-worthy track) I have to say it is about preference. Depending on my mood, either I prefer a hip hop sound (on the bus or driving on the highway during the day, in which Se7en wins hands down. Check out the Passion Tipsy Remix and you will see what I mean) or whether I am in a relaxed mood (when I am driving in the evening or just sitting at home, it’s pretty much Rain and DJ Quik) and want to groove. Long story short, both are good and worth a listen.
So I watched Bring It On: All Or Nothing last night because I am a fucking dumbass. And although I only watched 7 minutes without the sound while dozing off I can say something about this movie. It was SHIT. Don’t know any of the dialog so I created my own. And it was STILL shit. I can say that Hayden Panterriere needs to be legal right now because my GOD.
I am going to hell for this one, there is no way around it. She is beautiful. Not hot, not saucy. She is beautiful like Sowelu or Kate Winslet, just naturally pretty. Too bad she hangs out with Paris Hilton because at this rate she will catch the Gonosyphillis by 19 hanging out with that dumb bitch. Run, Hayden!
Alright, my battery is running low so I am going to head out. I will try to get something up tomorrow, too. Friday is Sake and Gelato so I will update Saturday or Sunday instead. Until then stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
You know what I should do? Start a pop/rock band. Like Fallout Boy or My Chemical Romance but GOOD. The songs write themselves (in the case of Fallout Boy, I don’t think they have songs as much as they have words that go in a cadence of some sort. Holy shit, their songs kind of suck it hard) and your musical skills have to minimal at best to be even marginally successful. Just look at Bowling For Soup. Just have to get a catchy hook and maybe a pointless ass video and I am in there. If anyone has any real talent let me know. I guess I could have an open audition that, always brings the freaks out. Same as usual, Passion of Chachi is an Equal Opportunity Employer blah blah blah yakkity smackity.
So I got into a discussion about who is better: Rain (Bi) or Se7en. For those that don’t know who they are, you are an idiot because Se7en kicks the ass (Now that he reportedly aint dating my woman no more) and Rain has his moments of total awesomeness. They are Korean pop stars that I like to listen to (I dug Se7en already but I had no idea Rain was who he was until someone pointed him out because it just said ‘Bi’ and I had no idea what the fuck that meant in Japanese. Because it isn’t. And knowing is half the battle, peeps) and I guess are having an Usher vs. Justin Timberlake like battle for hip-pop supremacy. We don’t see enough of that in my opinion.
Well, let me give you an idea of the two styles and then make your own choice. Think of it as a Backstreet Boys (a little more mainstream and VH1 worthy, think Millennium and Black and Blue) for Rain and N’SYNC (a more poppy dance sound with a twist of hip hop, more for the teen crowd. Think Celebrity and Justin Timberlake’s solo album) for Se7en’s style. Take gander and lend an ear.
Here is Rain's Free Way
And this is Se7en's Passion (HELLS YEAH!!)
After a little investigation (And some of that ‘getting down to the beat’ the kids talk about. Holy shit, Free Way by Rain kicks the ass. That is a groove-worthy track) I have to say it is about preference. Depending on my mood, either I prefer a hip hop sound (on the bus or driving on the highway during the day, in which Se7en wins hands down. Check out the Passion Tipsy Remix and you will see what I mean) or whether I am in a relaxed mood (when I am driving in the evening or just sitting at home, it’s pretty much Rain and DJ Quik) and want to groove. Long story short, both are good and worth a listen.
So I watched Bring It On: All Or Nothing last night because I am a fucking dumbass. And although I only watched 7 minutes without the sound while dozing off I can say something about this movie. It was SHIT. Don’t know any of the dialog so I created my own. And it was STILL shit. I can say that Hayden Panterriere needs to be legal right now because my GOD.
I am going to hell for this one, there is no way around it. She is beautiful. Not hot, not saucy. She is beautiful like Sowelu or Kate Winslet, just naturally pretty. Too bad she hangs out with Paris Hilton because at this rate she will catch the Gonosyphillis by 19 hanging out with that dumb bitch. Run, Hayden!
Alright, my battery is running low so I am going to head out. I will try to get something up tomorrow, too. Friday is Sake and Gelato so I will update Saturday or Sunday instead. Until then stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Just Something Quick
Sorry about no real update, got a little busy. I will try to be on this evening on the bus. If not, I will be back on Friday. Still, stay tuned I may just suprise you. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Monday, August 07, 2006
Aahh, Monday. We Meet Again.
Good morning, peeps. I hate Mondays, as you all know. But my charge for my Bennie K and Kumi Koda CD's just cleared so I should have the Bennie K Show 2: Yuki's So Dam Fine It Hurts by Saturday. Hell yes, I cannot wait. Oh, and check this out. Well this was a very uneventful study. Feh, what can you do.
So I was going to rant yesterday but I was just too damn tired. Man, this is a struggle. It's only gonna get worse in the winter. However, I have yet to have to blog during the holiday season, so I am anxious to piss people off with my Christmas and Thanksgiving rants. And lets not forget about Kwanzaa. Yeah, it's gonna be a happy holiday indeed. Anyway, I may type the rant on the way home this evening and post it tomorrow morning. It was actually a good idea (I had been planning the rant for a while, just never found the words to put on the net) so I will try to get it up this week. Stay tuned, peeps.
Well, I am out for now. Stay up, peeps and try not to let Monday get you down. The Duke of New York A#1 will return soon to pep you up.
Live, Love and Laugh.
So I was going to rant yesterday but I was just too damn tired. Man, this is a struggle. It's only gonna get worse in the winter. However, I have yet to have to blog during the holiday season, so I am anxious to piss people off with my Christmas and Thanksgiving rants. And lets not forget about Kwanzaa. Yeah, it's gonna be a happy holiday indeed. Anyway, I may type the rant on the way home this evening and post it tomorrow morning. It was actually a good idea (I had been planning the rant for a while, just never found the words to put on the net) so I will try to get it up this week. Stay tuned, peeps.
Well, I am out for now. Stay up, peeps and try not to let Monday get you down. The Duke of New York A#1 will return soon to pep you up.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Es Muy Bueno, Peeps!
Good morning, peeps! It's a beautiful Sunday morning and I must say, it was an overall good week. Tiring, but overall pretty damn sweet. Hope this coming week is even better.
First off, its time for...
MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD!!!
This weeks movie is Talledega Night: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Now I went into this movie with high hopes. Mainly because it was Will Ferrell and Nascar in the same place at the same time. I figured that this movie would be the greatest look into the life of NASCAR fans since...Dukes of Hazzard I guess. That's as close as I have ever been to the crapfest. Yet there was something missing from it. I mean don't get me wrong, the movie was funny. Just not Anchorman funny. Which is hard to top, but still. I mean Will Ferrell was funny as Ricky Bobby and Sascha was HELLA funny as the Frenchman F-1 racer. Even the side characters were funny (the little kids kicked ass, especially when they got scared straight. I'm all hepped up on Mountain Dew!), in my opinion funnier than Ferrell. Not a bad movie by any means but not up to the hype or expectations. Overall, I recommend The Ballad of Ricky Bobby with...
7.5 out of 10! (Good, not great. Still well worth your money, though.)
So it is time for the Douche of the Week. You know who it is, so I won't waste any time...
Douche of the Week: Mel Gibson
Ah, Mel. After being kicked out of the top spot of the list by the likes of Tom Cruise, Kevin Federline and Nick Cannon you are back in the hunt of biggest douche of the year. It's bad enough to drink and drive (I will keep my fool mouth shut on that one) but to berate a police officer and go on an anti-Jew rant? Priceless! I loved how he talked about how The Passion wasnt a movie to stir up hatred toward the Jews from Christians (and whoever else believes in the myth of Jesus T. Christ) and yet it obviously WAS because there was no plot and no story. It was just a three hour ass beating of a skinny Jew. If I wanted to see a one sided ass kicking, I would watch USC play Arkansas State Beauty School of the Deaf and Blind Mines or something. It all goes full circle as we see Mel Gibson really DOES hate the Jews, or at least blames them for all moving traffic violations. I always blamed those swarthy Greeks but here we are.
Let's face it, Mel Gibson is batshit crazy. We saw it in the Lethal Weapon series and we saw it with Braveheart (which SUCKED, get over it. I would rather watch Fight Club, and fuck all of you I hated that movie and always will. Eat my taint). We saw his love of violence in The Passion (which for what it was worth, was a pretty good retelling of a FAKE STORY) and his distain of Jews at the same time. I am not going to question ones beliefs and values (I sure as fuck dont agree with them) but don't talk out of the side of your crazy mouth. Even if you didn't make a movie that bastardized the Jews, you made a SHITTY MOVIE that people think was great because they are weak and believe in a story that is no different than Lord of the Rings or Star Wars. At least Luke Skywalker didnt go out like no punk bitch like Jesus did. He got himself some payback. And Gandolf would OWN Jesus. Walking on water can't save your ass from a White Wizard. Long story short, due to being a two-faced, drunken, bat-shit crazy, Jew hating fucker with no respect for the law I make Mel Gibson my Douche of the Week!
BTW, in a close second was Lindsay Lohan. She is THIS close to becoming Paris Hiton V.2 and it's a shame because after Mean Girls she had some potential. That and Kevin G. needs to release an album.
That's the hardcore notes right there. Holla back, peeps!
So Nolan came back from his trip yesterday and put me on to something that may be the greatest thing created since peanut butter and naner sandwiches. Yes, I am talking about telenovelas. For those of you not in the know, those are Mexican (hispanic if you will) soap operas. Now before you get all pissy let me explain. These shows are a goldmine of beautiful latina women. You know that they are my #1 and combine that with hot latin beats and little latin clothes and you have the greatest TV EVER.
Back to the point, Nolan introduced me to a show called Rebelde, or stubborn or rebel in Spanish. I must say: WOW. Check out this hotness:
Hells YES! Take away the dudes and you have a kick ass show. And yes, the ladies wear that in the show. Just looking all good and wholesome. Makes me wanna take them out for brunch. Not only that, the show has spawned a group called RBD which is pretty much made up of the members in that video. It is good stuff. I have listened to some of the songs and I am going to have to get a copy of an album from Nolan but they seem to be hella good. And hella hot. Check this out peeps. For those of you reading this at work, it may melt your monitors. And get you 5 to 10 depending on how old you are.
Peeps, that is part of the SHOW. The show! That was the comeback from the fucking commercial break!! You dont SEE THAT ON AMERICAN TV AND THAT IS WHY IT SUCKS! Hot ladies (Not skanky ladies. It's a fine line but a definite line) dancing in short skirts is what makes America great, not reality TV shows! My god, that was hot. Sadly, the last episode aired on June 2nd. Even still, they have a comic book and albums to keep me happy. Oh, and saucy dancing latin women. Did I mention they dont sound too shabby live, either?
Oh, and Dulce Maria? Mmm...you're silky. Ooohhh....you're smooth. Ahhh....you're so FIIIII-YIII-YIIIIIINE!!
Too bad the show ended. I hope she still does music. I just found out about her. Why am I so late on these things?! Anyway, here is a Youtube video for her. Dulce, I hardly knew ye.
Wow, I dont know why but I have never liked Sheryl Crow. She has always been kind of shitty to me. Eh, at least it was Dulce in the video. Mmm...candy.
So I wanted to do a rant, but I pretty much wasted that effort on Mel Gibson. Fucker, ruining my ranting powers. He's like kryptonite. Anyway, it is getting late and I have some errands to run. I will try to be back on Monday, but we will see. Until then, stay up, peeps.
Live, love and Laugh.
First off, its time for...
MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES HOLLYWOOD!!!
This weeks movie is Talledega Night: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Now I went into this movie with high hopes. Mainly because it was Will Ferrell and Nascar in the same place at the same time. I figured that this movie would be the greatest look into the life of NASCAR fans since...Dukes of Hazzard I guess. That's as close as I have ever been to the crapfest. Yet there was something missing from it. I mean don't get me wrong, the movie was funny. Just not Anchorman funny. Which is hard to top, but still. I mean Will Ferrell was funny as Ricky Bobby and Sascha was HELLA funny as the Frenchman F-1 racer. Even the side characters were funny (the little kids kicked ass, especially when they got scared straight. I'm all hepped up on Mountain Dew!), in my opinion funnier than Ferrell. Not a bad movie by any means but not up to the hype or expectations. Overall, I recommend The Ballad of Ricky Bobby with...
7.5 out of 10! (Good, not great. Still well worth your money, though.)
So it is time for the Douche of the Week. You know who it is, so I won't waste any time...
Douche of the Week: Mel Gibson
Ah, Mel. After being kicked out of the top spot of the list by the likes of Tom Cruise, Kevin Federline and Nick Cannon you are back in the hunt of biggest douche of the year. It's bad enough to drink and drive (I will keep my fool mouth shut on that one) but to berate a police officer and go on an anti-Jew rant? Priceless! I loved how he talked about how The Passion wasnt a movie to stir up hatred toward the Jews from Christians (and whoever else believes in the myth of Jesus T. Christ) and yet it obviously WAS because there was no plot and no story. It was just a three hour ass beating of a skinny Jew. If I wanted to see a one sided ass kicking, I would watch USC play Arkansas State Beauty School of the Deaf and Blind Mines or something. It all goes full circle as we see Mel Gibson really DOES hate the Jews, or at least blames them for all moving traffic violations. I always blamed those swarthy Greeks but here we are.
Let's face it, Mel Gibson is batshit crazy. We saw it in the Lethal Weapon series and we saw it with Braveheart (which SUCKED, get over it. I would rather watch Fight Club, and fuck all of you I hated that movie and always will. Eat my taint). We saw his love of violence in The Passion (which for what it was worth, was a pretty good retelling of a FAKE STORY) and his distain of Jews at the same time. I am not going to question ones beliefs and values (I sure as fuck dont agree with them) but don't talk out of the side of your crazy mouth. Even if you didn't make a movie that bastardized the Jews, you made a SHITTY MOVIE that people think was great because they are weak and believe in a story that is no different than Lord of the Rings or Star Wars. At least Luke Skywalker didnt go out like no punk bitch like Jesus did. He got himself some payback. And Gandolf would OWN Jesus. Walking on water can't save your ass from a White Wizard. Long story short, due to being a two-faced, drunken, bat-shit crazy, Jew hating fucker with no respect for the law I make Mel Gibson my Douche of the Week!
BTW, in a close second was Lindsay Lohan. She is THIS close to becoming Paris Hiton V.2 and it's a shame because after Mean Girls she had some potential. That and Kevin G. needs to release an album.
That's the hardcore notes right there. Holla back, peeps!
So Nolan came back from his trip yesterday and put me on to something that may be the greatest thing created since peanut butter and naner sandwiches. Yes, I am talking about telenovelas. For those of you not in the know, those are Mexican (hispanic if you will) soap operas. Now before you get all pissy let me explain. These shows are a goldmine of beautiful latina women. You know that they are my #1 and combine that with hot latin beats and little latin clothes and you have the greatest TV EVER.
Back to the point, Nolan introduced me to a show called Rebelde, or stubborn or rebel in Spanish. I must say: WOW. Check out this hotness:
Hells YES! Take away the dudes and you have a kick ass show. And yes, the ladies wear that in the show. Just looking all good and wholesome. Makes me wanna take them out for brunch. Not only that, the show has spawned a group called RBD which is pretty much made up of the members in that video. It is good stuff. I have listened to some of the songs and I am going to have to get a copy of an album from Nolan but they seem to be hella good. And hella hot. Check this out peeps. For those of you reading this at work, it may melt your monitors. And get you 5 to 10 depending on how old you are.
Peeps, that is part of the SHOW. The show! That was the comeback from the fucking commercial break!! You dont SEE THAT ON AMERICAN TV AND THAT IS WHY IT SUCKS! Hot ladies (Not skanky ladies. It's a fine line but a definite line) dancing in short skirts is what makes America great, not reality TV shows! My god, that was hot. Sadly, the last episode aired on June 2nd. Even still, they have a comic book and albums to keep me happy. Oh, and saucy dancing latin women. Did I mention they dont sound too shabby live, either?
Oh, and Dulce Maria? Mmm...you're silky. Ooohhh....you're smooth. Ahhh....you're so FIIIII-YIII-YIIIIIINE!!
Too bad the show ended. I hope she still does music. I just found out about her. Why am I so late on these things?! Anyway, here is a Youtube video for her. Dulce, I hardly knew ye.
Wow, I dont know why but I have never liked Sheryl Crow. She has always been kind of shitty to me. Eh, at least it was Dulce in the video. Mmm...candy.
So I wanted to do a rant, but I pretty much wasted that effort on Mel Gibson. Fucker, ruining my ranting powers. He's like kryptonite. Anyway, it is getting late and I have some errands to run. I will try to be back on Monday, but we will see. Until then, stay up, peeps.
Live, love and Laugh.
Friday, August 04, 2006
Mid-Day Update?! Who knew?!
You better believe it. FUCK MEL GIBSON. That is all. Leave the Jews alone, Mel. I did, so should you. As for being an anti-semite...did you see The Passion? That is as damning to Jews as...hell Woody Allen. Oh yeah, I went there. Fuck Woody Allen, too. Anyway, just had to get that out. It was bugging me.
Stay up, peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Stay up, peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Party All The Time!
Morning, peeps! It's finally Friday and I must say....IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! No seriously, Friday rules. Ballad of Ricky Bobby tomorrow and if my car makes it, Strangers With Candy, too. I'm hoping for a big Sunday update if I'm not too damn tired.
So now Penelope Cruz is in on the Suri Conspiracy as I call it. You know, maybe there is a baby. But it is deformed. Like the scene in Aliens. You know the one. Pretty soon the nanny is going to be getting a face full of alien fury. Yeah, that would explain a lot about Tom Cruise's behavior. That man is so getting a Chachi. I just have to make up a category for him.
So about the Kumi Koda video...WHOA. I just watched the whole thing last night and my dear god. Paris Hilton is the only woman I will ever call a whore (you have to be really exclusive skank company to break that barrier) but Kumi Koda has just become nasty at her old age of....24. What she does to that bottle is just wrong. WRONG I TELLS YOU. Because it aint me. Man, I would give all the money in my pocket to be that bottle. Which is all of...7 dollars. Shit, I'm never gonna get that 10 speed.
So Nolan makes his triumphant return this evening. And with that, he is now an official member of the Council of Awesomeness. Nolan, your badge will be in the mail soon. You can use it for 5 dollars off at Jamba Juice.
Well, I gotta go for now. I may put a rant up tomorrow morning but until Sunday, here is some M-Flo to put you in the mix. Check out his greatest hits album. The second CD has some pretty good remixes.
Stay up, peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
So now Penelope Cruz is in on the Suri Conspiracy as I call it. You know, maybe there is a baby. But it is deformed. Like the scene in Aliens. You know the one. Pretty soon the nanny is going to be getting a face full of alien fury. Yeah, that would explain a lot about Tom Cruise's behavior. That man is so getting a Chachi. I just have to make up a category for him.
So about the Kumi Koda video...WHOA. I just watched the whole thing last night and my dear god. Paris Hilton is the only woman I will ever call a whore (you have to be really exclusive skank company to break that barrier) but Kumi Koda has just become nasty at her old age of....24. What she does to that bottle is just wrong. WRONG I TELLS YOU. Because it aint me. Man, I would give all the money in my pocket to be that bottle. Which is all of...7 dollars. Shit, I'm never gonna get that 10 speed.
So Nolan makes his triumphant return this evening. And with that, he is now an official member of the Council of Awesomeness. Nolan, your badge will be in the mail soon. You can use it for 5 dollars off at Jamba Juice.
Well, I gotta go for now. I may put a rant up tomorrow morning but until Sunday, here is some M-Flo to put you in the mix. Check out his greatest hits album. The second CD has some pretty good remixes.
Stay up, peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Justice Will Be Ours, Peeps!
Morning, peeps. I really have got nothing today. Nothing at all. No updates, no cool videos, no rants....who the hell am I kidding. Three words:
NEW BENNIE K! DISCO SENPAI!!!!
My god, if there is anything hotter thank a disco dancing Yuki and Cico I don't know what it is. Maybe put Kumi Koda and Jessica Alba in there...now that's some action.
Man, I had to get that out. I have been jamming to that for about a week and it kicks the ass. So this Saturday, since my only other friend in the world has a family event to attend I will call to order the meeting of the Council of Awesomeness! Team of Badassitude ASSEMBLE! I need a conch shell or something, that would kick ass. Or a viking horn thingie. That would rule all. Anyway, I want to have the Chachi's finalized by the end of next week (Sunday) so I can FINALLY get this thing rolling. I am also noticing a lack are participation by the peeps about picking their own nominees. Don't be shy, ya'll. Let your voice be heard!
So on another J-Pop note, I heard Sowelu's new album, Twenty Four. It's not shabby, kind of overly poppy but thats to be expected. She's damn hot. Also, out of the blue, Kumi Koda has an EP or a mini-album because she has new work. It's not her best stuff, but give it a try. She's a saucy lady. Check out Juicy. Unfortunatly, its not a remake of the Oaktown 357 hit Juicy Got'Em Crazy. Maybe that is for the better.
My god, that woman should be a controlled substance. Although the bottle thing was kind of too far into the Paris Hilton realm of whoredom. Kumiko, that was not needed. Yet, I shant complain because I love you.
Speaking of unreturned love, the Duece is single. Has been for a while. And quite simply, he needs to change that. So from this point on, the Duece is looking for a lady friend. Someone to spend quality time with eating gelatto or watching a nice play or jazz festival. And doesnt mind someone who destroys all electrical and mechanical objects by looking at them. Let me know if you would like to go out for coffee sometime, ladies!
Oh, one last thing: Heath Ledger has to fucking die. NOW. Or at least before the Batman Begins sequel stars filming. I have a posse (up to five people now. SWEET!) that are down to stop that Hollywood fucktard from making the movie. If you would like to enlist, shoot me a comment or an e-mail to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com and I will go through the interview process. Again, The Passion of Chachi is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Yes, even the Irish now. Bastards and their lawsuits. Join the...
Beat Down Heath Ledger Crew!
There will be punch and pie at all meetings. Once I have a set group, I will announce the dates and times. Well, that is all for now peeps. I will try to be back tomorrow morning. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
NEW BENNIE K! DISCO SENPAI!!!!
My god, if there is anything hotter thank a disco dancing Yuki and Cico I don't know what it is. Maybe put Kumi Koda and Jessica Alba in there...now that's some action.
Man, I had to get that out. I have been jamming to that for about a week and it kicks the ass. So this Saturday, since my only other friend in the world has a family event to attend I will call to order the meeting of the Council of Awesomeness! Team of Badassitude ASSEMBLE! I need a conch shell or something, that would kick ass. Or a viking horn thingie. That would rule all. Anyway, I want to have the Chachi's finalized by the end of next week (Sunday) so I can FINALLY get this thing rolling. I am also noticing a lack are participation by the peeps about picking their own nominees. Don't be shy, ya'll. Let your voice be heard!
So on another J-Pop note, I heard Sowelu's new album, Twenty Four. It's not shabby, kind of overly poppy but thats to be expected. She's damn hot. Also, out of the blue, Kumi Koda has an EP or a mini-album because she has new work. It's not her best stuff, but give it a try. She's a saucy lady. Check out Juicy. Unfortunatly, its not a remake of the Oaktown 357 hit Juicy Got'Em Crazy. Maybe that is for the better.
My god, that woman should be a controlled substance. Although the bottle thing was kind of too far into the Paris Hilton realm of whoredom. Kumiko, that was not needed. Yet, I shant complain because I love you.
Speaking of unreturned love, the Duece is single. Has been for a while. And quite simply, he needs to change that. So from this point on, the Duece is looking for a lady friend. Someone to spend quality time with eating gelatto or watching a nice play or jazz festival. And doesnt mind someone who destroys all electrical and mechanical objects by looking at them. Let me know if you would like to go out for coffee sometime, ladies!
Oh, one last thing: Heath Ledger has to fucking die. NOW. Or at least before the Batman Begins sequel stars filming. I have a posse (up to five people now. SWEET!) that are down to stop that Hollywood fucktard from making the movie. If you would like to enlist, shoot me a comment or an e-mail to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com and I will go through the interview process. Again, The Passion of Chachi is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Yes, even the Irish now. Bastards and their lawsuits. Join the...
Beat Down Heath Ledger Crew!
There will be punch and pie at all meetings. Once I have a set group, I will announce the dates and times. Well, that is all for now peeps. I will try to be back tomorrow morning. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Yep, This Kind of Sucks Ass.
Morning, peeps. So I got my car back, and it is running like...I'm not really sure. It's just not running the same. Maybe that is how a Saturn is SUPPOSED to run but I dunno. Just feels loose and out of control. Not as responsive as it was. Now I have to take it back because I ain't having that shit.
So yesterday the FREX broke down. It seems that reverse isnt a standard option on buses and it got trapped in a corner. Just great. Trapped next to the bathroom next to two vagrants complaining about not being able to catch the Metro. My day couldnt get any shittier, right? WRONG. On the way home after picking up my car, I was talking to T'$heezy and guess what? My Bluetooth headset died. Yep, the same one that I had to have replaced and took me almost TWO FUCKING MONTHS to get back. It crapped out and is doing the same thing (refusing to charge althought it is dead as Carrot Top's career). You know, I should just become a fucking hermit and stay away from electrical and mechanical things because the shit just doesnt work. It is not like I am rough with these things. My headset stays in the iPod pocket of my bag and never gets dropped. My car is always kept maintained (oil changes, fluids checked, etc.) and yet, shit always seems to just break the fuck down. It is getting rather annoying.
God I am sleepy as hell. I will be back either tomorrow morning or evening. Until then, stay up peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
So yesterday the FREX broke down. It seems that reverse isnt a standard option on buses and it got trapped in a corner. Just great. Trapped next to the bathroom next to two vagrants complaining about not being able to catch the Metro. My day couldnt get any shittier, right? WRONG. On the way home after picking up my car, I was talking to T'$heezy and guess what? My Bluetooth headset died. Yep, the same one that I had to have replaced and took me almost TWO FUCKING MONTHS to get back. It crapped out and is doing the same thing (refusing to charge althought it is dead as Carrot Top's career). You know, I should just become a fucking hermit and stay away from electrical and mechanical things because the shit just doesnt work. It is not like I am rough with these things. My headset stays in the iPod pocket of my bag and never gets dropped. My car is always kept maintained (oil changes, fluids checked, etc.) and yet, shit always seems to just break the fuck down. It is getting rather annoying.
God I am sleepy as hell. I will be back either tomorrow morning or evening. Until then, stay up peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Morning peeps! I had to get this out of the way. WHAT THE FUCK?! Who in the hell cast this fucker?! After the kick-assedness that was Batman Begins, they had to fuck it all up by bringing in HEATH LEDGER?! Come on, I have seen more acting talent from Paris Hilton. Although I have never seen her ACT as much as portray a whore very well. Jesus 'Sweet Tits' CHrist I need a damn drink.
So my car is doing okay now. The slave cylinder blew the hell out (which is just a bolt and a paper plate. Refreshes me to know it is not major but it pisses me off that it is just a peice of cheddar with a screw in it) so they had the clean the engine and put everything back in. I should have it back by this evening so its not ALL bad. I still looked online and it seems to be a running problem with the Saturn Vue line since 2002. Not a good sign, IMHO. But hey, I bought American so it's my own fucking fault. The Duece is back on the road, sexy ladies in the house cover your ass!
So this Mel Gibson situation gets better by the minute. First the DUI, then the anti-semetic remarks (Ah, so the Passion was life imitating bullshit. I said it, Jesus wasn't real just like sprites and unity in the damn Middle East) now the mugshot. Tell me he doesnt LOOK BATSHIT CRAZY! The man is fucking nuts. I'm talking well past Tom Cruise crazy. At least Tom's excuse is that he could have been brainwashed (which I don't doubt, Scientology is the mindfuck of all mindfucks). Mel Gibson is just one light short of a marquee. A lot of lights actually, that man's power supply for rationality and common sense is GONE. Take one look at that picture and tell me you would let him around your kids. If you say yes, you are probably one of the asshats that needed thebaby shaking campaign. Ladies and gentlemen, I am glad to say that I said it first: Mel Gibson is fucking NUTS. I said that after 'Braveheart' but you cannot convince white people that movie didn't eat ass. Get over it, that movie sucked ass.
Well, that is all for now. I am pretty much handing 'Douche of the Week' to Heath Ledger for fucking up Batman. We are talking PAST George Clooney levels here, peeps. I really will have to kill Heath Ledger. Man, I don't wanna have to go to jail for that asshole, but it has to be done. We gots to head to Hollywood and stop those fucks from making that movie. Peeps, transform and roll out! Eh, screw it. I will be back tomorrow (I think. I will play it by ear)
Stay up, peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
So my car is doing okay now. The slave cylinder blew the hell out (which is just a bolt and a paper plate. Refreshes me to know it is not major but it pisses me off that it is just a peice of cheddar with a screw in it) so they had the clean the engine and put everything back in. I should have it back by this evening so its not ALL bad. I still looked online and it seems to be a running problem with the Saturn Vue line since 2002. Not a good sign, IMHO. But hey, I bought American so it's my own fucking fault. The Duece is back on the road, sexy ladies in the house cover your ass!
So this Mel Gibson situation gets better by the minute. First the DUI, then the anti-semetic remarks (Ah, so the Passion was life imitating bullshit. I said it, Jesus wasn't real just like sprites and unity in the damn Middle East) now the mugshot. Tell me he doesnt LOOK BATSHIT CRAZY! The man is fucking nuts. I'm talking well past Tom Cruise crazy. At least Tom's excuse is that he could have been brainwashed (which I don't doubt, Scientology is the mindfuck of all mindfucks). Mel Gibson is just one light short of a marquee. A lot of lights actually, that man's power supply for rationality and common sense is GONE. Take one look at that picture and tell me you would let him around your kids. If you say yes, you are probably one of the asshats that needed thebaby shaking campaign. Ladies and gentlemen, I am glad to say that I said it first: Mel Gibson is fucking NUTS. I said that after 'Braveheart' but you cannot convince white people that movie didn't eat ass. Get over it, that movie sucked ass.
Well, that is all for now. I am pretty much handing 'Douche of the Week' to Heath Ledger for fucking up Batman. We are talking PAST George Clooney levels here, peeps. I really will have to kill Heath Ledger. Man, I don't wanna have to go to jail for that asshole, but it has to be done. We gots to head to Hollywood and stop those fucks from making that movie. Peeps, transform and roll out! Eh, screw it. I will be back tomorrow (I think. I will play it by ear)
Stay up, peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Monday, July 31, 2006
Oy Vey
Sorry about no update this weekend, peeps. I was in a funk becauese my car broke down on the way to see 'Strangers With Candy' on Saturday. I think the tension cable broke on the clutch or something because all of a sudden I couldn't get into gear. Since then, I have been all bummed the fuck out. It just turned a year old this month, things shouldnt be going out on it. Even though I drive a lot to Denver, it still is well under warranty. Things like that just bug me. It almost makes me want to never buy American again.
So I will have a KICK ASS update up this Sunday because I will probably see 'Strangers With Candy' on Saturday after I see 'Talledega Nights: Ballad of Ricky Bobby' on Friday. That should make me feel better about this weekend. Also, the first of many Unagi Days came and passed and it RULED. I had some sake, ending my sober streak but I just had a few casual sips (unlike the usual when I was challenging the sushi chef for his dojo and getting my ass WHOOPED ON) so I don't look at it as falling off the wagon. Friday ruled, actually. Gellatto and unagi is a kick ass day, peeps.
So the news weekend (aside from the shoddy American workmanship of my vehicle) was slow so I really don't have an update. Oh wait, MEL GIBSON GOT A DUI!! Fuck yes, if anyone needed to be taken down a peg, it's that fucker. I so loathe him, almost as much as as Tom Cruise and 50 Cent. ALMOST. Even still, I hope he gets his liscence revoked and deported. Fuck Mel Gibson. Oh, and now people are lying for Tom and Katie about their non-existant baby. You know, the sooner they come clean the easier I will let them off the hook. As of right now, they are running with a lie because they are scared of what people will say. The longer it goes on, the more it becomes like the Janet Jackson baby scandal. Yes, she was pregnant with a DEBARGE back in the day. Baby weight my ass, that bitch had a baby. Anyway, fuck Tom Cruise.
Oh yeah, fuck Nick Cannon. I swear to god, the unholy union that is Nick Cannon and Boost Mobile makes me want to beat kittens with a bolo. Seriously, I hate that man and I hate Boost Mobile so I personally believe that justifies any bodily harm I inflict on Mr. Cannon because he sucks. Sucks it hard and he needs to be dealt with. Jersey style.
Well, it is about that time. I will try to be back when I get home (I am going to take the first bus if my car gets done today which I think it should) and drop something on theblog. If not, I will have a post this weekend. Stay up, peeps.
Live, love and laugh.
Oh, and fuck Saturn. Fuck them in their stupid heads. If things go well, I will update this and change that line but for now they can suck it dry.
So I will have a KICK ASS update up this Sunday because I will probably see 'Strangers With Candy' on Saturday after I see 'Talledega Nights: Ballad of Ricky Bobby' on Friday. That should make me feel better about this weekend. Also, the first of many Unagi Days came and passed and it RULED. I had some sake, ending my sober streak but I just had a few casual sips (unlike the usual when I was challenging the sushi chef for his dojo and getting my ass WHOOPED ON) so I don't look at it as falling off the wagon. Friday ruled, actually. Gellatto and unagi is a kick ass day, peeps.
So the news weekend (aside from the shoddy American workmanship of my vehicle) was slow so I really don't have an update. Oh wait, MEL GIBSON GOT A DUI!! Fuck yes, if anyone needed to be taken down a peg, it's that fucker. I so loathe him, almost as much as as Tom Cruise and 50 Cent. ALMOST. Even still, I hope he gets his liscence revoked and deported. Fuck Mel Gibson. Oh, and now people are lying for Tom and Katie about their non-existant baby. You know, the sooner they come clean the easier I will let them off the hook. As of right now, they are running with a lie because they are scared of what people will say. The longer it goes on, the more it becomes like the Janet Jackson baby scandal. Yes, she was pregnant with a DEBARGE back in the day. Baby weight my ass, that bitch had a baby. Anyway, fuck Tom Cruise.
Oh yeah, fuck Nick Cannon. I swear to god, the unholy union that is Nick Cannon and Boost Mobile makes me want to beat kittens with a bolo. Seriously, I hate that man and I hate Boost Mobile so I personally believe that justifies any bodily harm I inflict on Mr. Cannon because he sucks. Sucks it hard and he needs to be dealt with. Jersey style.
Well, it is about that time. I will try to be back when I get home (I am going to take the first bus if my car gets done today which I think it should) and drop something on theblog. If not, I will have a post this weekend. Stay up, peeps.
Live, love and laugh.
Oh, and fuck Saturn. Fuck them in their stupid heads. If things go well, I will update this and change that line but for now they can suck it dry.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Holy Macaroni!
Morning, peeps! Sorry no update yesterday, I was all over the place. Man, yesterday was an...interesting news day. First off, Lance Bass is gay. Well, I'm gonna be honest I figured Chris would come out of the closet first. I would have put money on that. However, I am glad he is happy with wang party I guess it is cool. Now if only Justin would come out of the closet, all would be right with the world. Hell, Cameron Diaz looks like a 16 year old boy to me anyway. I don't care what people say, that bitch IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. I hate her and I hate you if you think she is worth looking at.
Secondly....War is the Douche of the Week. I wanna toss God in there but I really can't do that without more proof (not sure if a higher power exists). I am sick of this Holy War bullshit. If God is so damn great, why does he let chuckleheads declare war in its name? Why can't people just delcare war in the name of Fucktardedness? Because that's what war is. I say fuck all religions that decide to join this 'Holy War' nonesense. You know what the worst part is? You don't see Buddhists getting in on this shit. You know why? Because Buddha RULES. He keeps things cool and is like 'Whoa, relax guy. What's really the issue?' See, South Park was right. Muslims are mad because its hot, and Jews are mad because they couldn't get their soup for free by complaining it was cold. Racist? Yes. True. Fuck yeah. Let it go people. If God does exist, I'm sure the answer it wanted to disagreements wasnt war in its name. So now we have idiots declaring Holy Wars and now the religious people are gonna be all 'I told you the Bible was right' and then I will have to fucking kill them because I hate the Bible and all the words in it and the believers of it. I said it and I don't care. Show some fucking backbone and see the situation for what it is. Stupid people doing stupid shit. No more, no less. So in closing, fuck war and if the Middle East can't get some sense over there (which has been centries long lacking) then FUCK THEM TOO. That is all.
Sorry about that, I just hate stupid shit. Well, peeps it is about that time. I gotta head out. I will try to be back tomorrow for UNAGI DAY!!! Hells yeah! I will try to do a better post on Saturday and Sunday because I think I am going to save some money and not go to D-Town this weekend. So until my eventual return, stay up peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Secondly....War is the Douche of the Week. I wanna toss God in there but I really can't do that without more proof (not sure if a higher power exists). I am sick of this Holy War bullshit. If God is so damn great, why does he let chuckleheads declare war in its name? Why can't people just delcare war in the name of Fucktardedness? Because that's what war is. I say fuck all religions that decide to join this 'Holy War' nonesense. You know what the worst part is? You don't see Buddhists getting in on this shit. You know why? Because Buddha RULES. He keeps things cool and is like 'Whoa, relax guy. What's really the issue?' See, South Park was right. Muslims are mad because its hot, and Jews are mad because they couldn't get their soup for free by complaining it was cold. Racist? Yes. True. Fuck yeah. Let it go people. If God does exist, I'm sure the answer it wanted to disagreements wasnt war in its name. So now we have idiots declaring Holy Wars and now the religious people are gonna be all 'I told you the Bible was right' and then I will have to fucking kill them because I hate the Bible and all the words in it and the believers of it. I said it and I don't care. Show some fucking backbone and see the situation for what it is. Stupid people doing stupid shit. No more, no less. So in closing, fuck war and if the Middle East can't get some sense over there (which has been centries long lacking) then FUCK THEM TOO. That is all.
Sorry about that, I just hate stupid shit. Well, peeps it is about that time. I gotta head out. I will try to be back tomorrow for UNAGI DAY!!! Hells yeah! I will try to do a better post on Saturday and Sunday because I think I am going to save some money and not go to D-Town this weekend. So until my eventual return, stay up peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Keepin It Real!
What's up, n****as?! I'm JOKING. Morning peeps, how goes it? Pretty good on this end, just dog ass tired. Man, I am realizing that I only have like seven friends for real. Am I really that abrasive or are poeple just not cool enough for me. My mom thinks...well my parents can't stand me (And rightfully so. I remember when I got my parents arrested for caged ninja monkey fights I held in the garage. Ahhh, those were the days) but I figured I'd have at least, like ten friends by 25. Eh, guess I'm just too cool for friends. Thinking that keeps me from crying.
So the Council of Awesomeness will FINALLY meet this weeked to discuss the final wild card nominees and the Lifetime Achievement Awards of the Chachis. Oh, and Nolan officially passed the background check (which was a shocker because every other member failed it BIG TIME. I had no idea about Z's wheeling and dealings with the Burkina Faso Mafi) so I officially have...four members. Yeah, it's an exclusive club. So we will meet over punch and pie and have the final list up next week, the polls up by August 15th and the show before my birthday and I go to Vegas (if I don't come back I am telling the peeps in advance to avenge my death) in mid-September. I am trying to figure out if I want to record it and put it up on YouTube or not yet. That would kick ass, but would take FOREVER. Let me know what you think, peeps.
So I have a new favorite video. I'm not gonna lie to you, I always felt Ciara was a tad overrated. Until I saw her video for Get Up with Ugmillionare:
I swear, that man looks like the Geico Gecko. I shit you not. That is still a bad ass song and a pretty good video. Dammit, I am gonna have to by the Step Up soundtrack. It has this and the Sean Paul remix of Give It Up To Me (the only good song that fucker has ever made) so it will be well worth the purchase. Too bad the movie will suck worse than Honey. And Honey SUCKED IT HARD. I wish Jessica Alba sucked it hard. WHOOOOOAAA, my sexual innuendo is priceless.
Crap, I forgot to have the Douche of the Week! I will have that up later this week, I promise. Also, I forgot to do Master Chief Capitan Chachi Goes Hollywood this week! Damn, this weekedn sucked the goats nads. Or the donkey. Speaking of donkey, GO SEE CLERKS II! RIGHT NOW! Funniest movie of the year. I have two words for you: interspecies erotica. I have two more words for you: porch monkey. See it and you will understand. Funniest shit this year, and if it wasnt for the hotness of Johnny Depp (BISHIE HAWT!!) it would be the movie of the year, barely edging out Thank You For Smoking. Man, doing the year end Passion of Chachi Special is gonna be hella hard.
Well peeps, it's about that time. To work for my supper. I will be back soon, hopefully with the Douche of the Week and a rant at some point this week. Or not, I just got the Bennie K Japan-a rhythm live video (which I am going to order along with some other stuff from Yesasia on Frisay. Piracy rules, as long as its on the open seas) so you may actually not hear from me for a while. Because Yuki is looking HAWT and let's just say I will be needing some me time. Until my return, stay up peeps. Damn, Yuki is fucking HAWT. Get out, I need a minute!
Live, Love and Laugh.
So the Council of Awesomeness will FINALLY meet this weeked to discuss the final wild card nominees and the Lifetime Achievement Awards of the Chachis. Oh, and Nolan officially passed the background check (which was a shocker because every other member failed it BIG TIME. I had no idea about Z's wheeling and dealings with the Burkina Faso Mafi) so I officially have...four members. Yeah, it's an exclusive club. So we will meet over punch and pie and have the final list up next week, the polls up by August 15th and the show before my birthday and I go to Vegas (if I don't come back I am telling the peeps in advance to avenge my death) in mid-September. I am trying to figure out if I want to record it and put it up on YouTube or not yet. That would kick ass, but would take FOREVER. Let me know what you think, peeps.
So I have a new favorite video. I'm not gonna lie to you, I always felt Ciara was a tad overrated. Until I saw her video for Get Up with Ugmillionare:
I swear, that man looks like the Geico Gecko. I shit you not. That is still a bad ass song and a pretty good video. Dammit, I am gonna have to by the Step Up soundtrack. It has this and the Sean Paul remix of Give It Up To Me (the only good song that fucker has ever made) so it will be well worth the purchase. Too bad the movie will suck worse than Honey. And Honey SUCKED IT HARD. I wish Jessica Alba sucked it hard. WHOOOOOAAA, my sexual innuendo is priceless.
Crap, I forgot to have the Douche of the Week! I will have that up later this week, I promise. Also, I forgot to do Master Chief Capitan Chachi Goes Hollywood this week! Damn, this weekedn sucked the goats nads. Or the donkey. Speaking of donkey, GO SEE CLERKS II! RIGHT NOW! Funniest movie of the year. I have two words for you: interspecies erotica. I have two more words for you: porch monkey. See it and you will understand. Funniest shit this year, and if it wasnt for the hotness of Johnny Depp (BISHIE HAWT!!) it would be the movie of the year, barely edging out Thank You For Smoking. Man, doing the year end Passion of Chachi Special is gonna be hella hard.
Well peeps, it's about that time. To work for my supper. I will be back soon, hopefully with the Douche of the Week and a rant at some point this week. Or not, I just got the Bennie K Japan-a rhythm live video (which I am going to order along with some other stuff from Yesasia on Frisay. Piracy rules, as long as its on the open seas) so you may actually not hear from me for a while. Because Yuki is looking HAWT and let's just say I will be needing some me time. Until my return, stay up peeps. Damn, Yuki is fucking HAWT. Get out, I need a minute!
Live, Love and Laugh.
Monday, July 24, 2006
Is It Friday Yet?
Sorry, but no update this morning. Needed to catch up on some sleep. I will try to update this evening. If I don't, I will definitly be back on Saturday, seeing as Friday is UNAGI DAY!. Hell yeah, unagi in the hizzy, and don't you for-gizzy! Until then, I'm out.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Sunday, July 23, 2006
150th Post Uber-stravaganza Part I!
Good morning, peeps! I told you I would be back up on Sunday! Okay, I have finalized the categories for The Passion of Chachi's Chachi Awards. These last categories are kind of random, which is really what this blog is all about.
Mindfuck of the Year (Thing that pissed me off the most over the last 12 months)
Wal-Mart Goes High-Dollar (Wal-Mart tries to leave behind the NASCAR crowd by selling sushi, organics and high end electronics. Know your market and cater, assholes. Oh, and unlock the doors so your employees can go home)
Tom Cruise Has A 'Baby' With Katie Holmes (Tom Cruise reportedly has relations with the Dawson's ex-fuck buddy. Although we have never SEEN said baby. I say we've been duped) All Shook Up (The Anti-Baby Shaking Campaign. Yeah, because we need to be told not to do that. If you DO need to be told not to shake a baby, you need to be shook. While fucked in the ass in prison)
Grillz (Yeah, you know how I feel about this shit. It isn't racist, it's just fucking stupid. Nelly almost singlehandly ruined my year)
DDR Shooting Star Award (Breakthrough Performance of the Year in any medium)
Terrance Howard (I have to admit, this man was EVERYWHERE ad in EVERYTHING. He even took my place at an interview earlier this year. Hell, he was even in the R. Kelly video if you look close enough)
Stephen Colbert (My new idol. This man served the WHOLE WHITE HOUSE STAFF and got a free dinner out of it. Saddam got forced into a spider hole for doing less. Now that is worthy of an award)
UVERworld (Took Japan by storm after D-Technolife from the Bleach anime took off and hasn't stopped since. A kick ass album and live show to boot)
Boondocks (Who knew a show about the rantings and mis-adventures of a black child would be so damn funny. I know I did, and the rest of the world now knows, too. Hope Aaron McGruder doesn't pull a Chappelle)
Well...That Was Quite Underwhelming (Disappointment of the Year)
Orange Range's Squeezed (First off, it was a remix album. Second off, it was a SHITTY remix album. Although they redeemed themselves with Champione, this was still a crapfest)
Superman Returns (Now I know I gave this a high rating this year but it just didn't have...it. For all its great points (and there were a gaggle) it was too long, under plotted and kind of scene based. A great comic movie, but pales in comparision to the best ones (Batman Begins, Spiderman 2). Overall, it was good but not FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC like I was expecting.
American Idol 2006 (Actually, pretty much every American Idol since Clay vs. Ruben. Man, I have never really been a fan of the show, but the last few seasons have really sucked because good people don't win. Chris Daughtry should have WON. Flat out.)
Super Bowl 2006 (I didn't watch a single fucking play of that game. I heard it was a good game but the lame ass hype and the fact that Seattle went shows that the world is going to fucking end really soon. That's Isreal's fault. Regis told me that)
Bubbling Like Vodka on an Empty Stomach (Most Anticipated Movie of the Next Year)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie (This movie better come out this year. Because if it doesn't it's gonna be hell week rolled all in one up in this bitch!)
Spiderman 3 (You saw the damn trailer! I gotta get in line right now!)
Transformers (You know, I am kind of excited to see this movie. Although I am sure they are going to fuck up a lot of it, I was a fan-boy that was pissed about the organic web shooters and that worked out fine)
The Simpsons Movie (You know, the name says it all. I hope the series ends after the movie because then it can go out with some steam instead of dying a slow death because the show has really fallen off a bit)
The First Ever Tom Cruise Douchebag of the Year Award!
Kim Jong Il (You know, I don't WANT to nominate him because that afro rules. Even still, he is a total fucktard that needs his ass whooped on by Chuck Norris.)
Nick Cannon (You know what I'm going to say, but I'm gonna say it anyway. FUCK NICK CANNON!)
Kevin Federline (The more I hear about him, the more I hope that a trailer falls on him. It's only fitting to be killed by what you represent the most.)
The First Ever Heather Graham Whore of the Year Award!
Britney Spears (Well, you knew this was coming. I used to feel bad for Britney because I figured maybe she got took in by the white trash magic that is K-Fuck but then I realized that she is just as stupid if not STUPIDER than him. She is a whore to boot because she was within 30 miles of Fred Durst. And that is never cool.)
Paris Hilton (Yeah, this was a given. The sad part is that she has no real talent except for being a whole and being of rich sperm and eggs. Take away being a slut and she really has no qualities that distiguish her from a cactus. Except she would be wealthy but its obvious that wealth doesn't by common sense.)
Wilmer Valderamma (Or however his name is spelled. You can lie about Lindsey, Ashlee or whatever other trollop you decide to cornhole. But when you lie about Jennifer Love Hewitt you are fitting of a slow and painful death, you prick! This will be the only award you will ever be nominated for, asshole.)
Now, time for the Big Four
Bishie Hawt Man of the Year!
Johnny Depp
Matthew McConaughey
Terrance Howard
T.I.
Sauciest Lady of the Year!
Shakira
Yuki (of Bennie K)
Vida Guerra
Scarlett Johanssen
The Most Awesomest Moment of The Year (All Mediums)
Spiderman Unmasks (It's big for comic fans. In Civil War #2, Spiderman let the world know he was Peter Parker and it changes the face of comics forever. I know most of you don't care but fuck you it's my blog for the most part)
The Bathroom Scene in Grandma's Boy (Funniest scene of the year, even funnier than anything in 40 Year Old Virgin. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP! IT FEELS SO GOOD!)
The Vince Young Show (I rarely talk about sports on the blog because it's not really inclusive to my wanted reader base but he put on one of the best individual performances ever in the Rose Bowl this year. Flat out AWESOME)
The Gravitas Battle
(Stephen Colbert vs. Stone Phillips. Two men. Two awesome segments. A lifetime of laughs. And it makes you look at hippos in a different light.)
Bennie K's Dreamland Video
(My god, Yuki and Cico look so damn good I can't concentrate. The first time I saw this video last year I was stupified by love for these young ladies. They then became bigger than unagi and that is GOOD eating. That and look at Yuki's stomach when she is in the orage shirt. I really hate skinny people and muscles but WOW. That is just...hawt.)
And finally
The Awesomest Person of the Year (All Mediums)
Stephen Colbert for being the most important man on TV since the crying Injun.
Ken Hirai for the video Pop Star
Aaron McGruder for the cartoon The Boondocks
Shakira for...hell look at this!
Well, that is all for now. The nominees are set and I will be taking write ins via comment or email to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com until next Sunday at Midnight. At that point I will create the polls and put them up on here and the website (which should be back up this week) to count your votes. It may be my blog, but the peeps have their say!
I will be back up this evening for tomorrow morning's post which will be part 2 of the 150th Post Uber-stravaganza! I will try to have a rant up this evening as well, but I may not do a second post for today because I walked in this morning at damn near 3:30 am and woke up at 8am so I am kind of running on fumes again. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, peeps! I'm gonna catch up on some anime (AIR GEAR RULES!!!)
Live, Love and Laugh.
Mindfuck of the Year (Thing that pissed me off the most over the last 12 months)
Wal-Mart Goes High-Dollar (Wal-Mart tries to leave behind the NASCAR crowd by selling sushi, organics and high end electronics. Know your market and cater, assholes. Oh, and unlock the doors so your employees can go home)
Tom Cruise Has A 'Baby' With Katie Holmes (Tom Cruise reportedly has relations with the Dawson's ex-fuck buddy. Although we have never SEEN said baby. I say we've been duped) All Shook Up (The Anti-Baby Shaking Campaign. Yeah, because we need to be told not to do that. If you DO need to be told not to shake a baby, you need to be shook. While fucked in the ass in prison)
Grillz (Yeah, you know how I feel about this shit. It isn't racist, it's just fucking stupid. Nelly almost singlehandly ruined my year)
DDR Shooting Star Award (Breakthrough Performance of the Year in any medium)
Terrance Howard (I have to admit, this man was EVERYWHERE ad in EVERYTHING. He even took my place at an interview earlier this year. Hell, he was even in the R. Kelly video if you look close enough)
Stephen Colbert (My new idol. This man served the WHOLE WHITE HOUSE STAFF and got a free dinner out of it. Saddam got forced into a spider hole for doing less. Now that is worthy of an award)
UVERworld (Took Japan by storm after D-Technolife from the Bleach anime took off and hasn't stopped since. A kick ass album and live show to boot)
Boondocks (Who knew a show about the rantings and mis-adventures of a black child would be so damn funny. I know I did, and the rest of the world now knows, too. Hope Aaron McGruder doesn't pull a Chappelle)
Well...That Was Quite Underwhelming (Disappointment of the Year)
Orange Range's Squeezed (First off, it was a remix album. Second off, it was a SHITTY remix album. Although they redeemed themselves with Champione, this was still a crapfest)
Superman Returns (Now I know I gave this a high rating this year but it just didn't have...it. For all its great points (and there were a gaggle) it was too long, under plotted and kind of scene based. A great comic movie, but pales in comparision to the best ones (Batman Begins, Spiderman 2). Overall, it was good but not FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC like I was expecting.
American Idol 2006 (Actually, pretty much every American Idol since Clay vs. Ruben. Man, I have never really been a fan of the show, but the last few seasons have really sucked because good people don't win. Chris Daughtry should have WON. Flat out.)
Super Bowl 2006 (I didn't watch a single fucking play of that game. I heard it was a good game but the lame ass hype and the fact that Seattle went shows that the world is going to fucking end really soon. That's Isreal's fault. Regis told me that)
Bubbling Like Vodka on an Empty Stomach (Most Anticipated Movie of the Next Year)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie (This movie better come out this year. Because if it doesn't it's gonna be hell week rolled all in one up in this bitch!)
Spiderman 3 (You saw the damn trailer! I gotta get in line right now!)
Transformers (You know, I am kind of excited to see this movie. Although I am sure they are going to fuck up a lot of it, I was a fan-boy that was pissed about the organic web shooters and that worked out fine)
The Simpsons Movie (You know, the name says it all. I hope the series ends after the movie because then it can go out with some steam instead of dying a slow death because the show has really fallen off a bit)
The First Ever Tom Cruise Douchebag of the Year Award!
Kim Jong Il (You know, I don't WANT to nominate him because that afro rules. Even still, he is a total fucktard that needs his ass whooped on by Chuck Norris.)
Nick Cannon (You know what I'm going to say, but I'm gonna say it anyway. FUCK NICK CANNON!)
Kevin Federline (The more I hear about him, the more I hope that a trailer falls on him. It's only fitting to be killed by what you represent the most.)
The First Ever Heather Graham Whore of the Year Award!
Britney Spears (Well, you knew this was coming. I used to feel bad for Britney because I figured maybe she got took in by the white trash magic that is K-Fuck but then I realized that she is just as stupid if not STUPIDER than him. She is a whore to boot because she was within 30 miles of Fred Durst. And that is never cool.)
Paris Hilton (Yeah, this was a given. The sad part is that she has no real talent except for being a whole and being of rich sperm and eggs. Take away being a slut and she really has no qualities that distiguish her from a cactus. Except she would be wealthy but its obvious that wealth doesn't by common sense.)
Wilmer Valderamma (Or however his name is spelled. You can lie about Lindsey, Ashlee or whatever other trollop you decide to cornhole. But when you lie about Jennifer Love Hewitt you are fitting of a slow and painful death, you prick! This will be the only award you will ever be nominated for, asshole.)
Now, time for the Big Four
Bishie Hawt Man of the Year!
Johnny Depp
Matthew McConaughey
Terrance Howard
T.I.
Sauciest Lady of the Year!
Shakira
Yuki (of Bennie K)
Vida Guerra
Scarlett Johanssen
The Most Awesomest Moment of The Year (All Mediums)
Spiderman Unmasks (It's big for comic fans. In Civil War #2, Spiderman let the world know he was Peter Parker and it changes the face of comics forever. I know most of you don't care but fuck you it's my blog for the most part)
The Bathroom Scene in Grandma's Boy (Funniest scene of the year, even funnier than anything in 40 Year Old Virgin. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP! IT FEELS SO GOOD!)
The Vince Young Show (I rarely talk about sports on the blog because it's not really inclusive to my wanted reader base but he put on one of the best individual performances ever in the Rose Bowl this year. Flat out AWESOME)
The Gravitas Battle
(Stephen Colbert vs. Stone Phillips. Two men. Two awesome segments. A lifetime of laughs. And it makes you look at hippos in a different light.)
Bennie K's Dreamland Video
(My god, Yuki and Cico look so damn good I can't concentrate. The first time I saw this video last year I was stupified by love for these young ladies. They then became bigger than unagi and that is GOOD eating. That and look at Yuki's stomach when she is in the orage shirt. I really hate skinny people and muscles but WOW. That is just...hawt.)
And finally
The Awesomest Person of the Year (All Mediums)
Stephen Colbert for being the most important man on TV since the crying Injun.
Ken Hirai for the video Pop Star
Aaron McGruder for the cartoon The Boondocks
Shakira for...hell look at this!
Well, that is all for now. The nominees are set and I will be taking write ins via comment or email to Lo_Chachi@yahoo.com until next Sunday at Midnight. At that point I will create the polls and put them up on here and the website (which should be back up this week) to count your votes. It may be my blog, but the peeps have their say!
I will be back up this evening for tomorrow morning's post which will be part 2 of the 150th Post Uber-stravaganza! I will try to have a rant up this evening as well, but I may not do a second post for today because I walked in this morning at damn near 3:30 am and woke up at 8am so I am kind of running on fumes again. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, peeps! I'm gonna catch up on some anime (AIR GEAR RULES!!!)
Live, Love and Laugh.
Friday, July 21, 2006
The Phrase That Pays
Morning, peeps! It's finally fricking Friday and I must say it is about time. Man, sometimes the weeks jusy DRAAAAAAAG. SO aside from WWIII, it has been a slow news week. I swear, people are downplaying this (except the good people at Fox News, who are OVERBLOWING THE SHIT out of this) and I don't blame them but at the same time you gotta show more. I mean Isreal is going all Nebraska of 1995 on these guys. Just running up the scoreboard. I am not against that at all, but still.
So the phrase 'A carpenter never blames his tools'? Fucking stupid. Zach said it best: A carpenter will blame his tools if you give him a saw to hammer a nail. Think about it. That shit is funny. Well, I will try to update tomorrow morning when I wake up. I will for sure be up on Suday, odds are with the late 150th Post Uber-extravaganza! There will be prizes and punch for those that attend. Also a raffle for $5 off at Target. OOOOOHHHHH, the Duece is a giver to the peeps. I am also going to TRY to have the final nominees for the Chachi's up by Sunday so I can get voting ready on the website (which I kinda spaced on and didn't pay for last month. It was $4.24 and I just forgot about it. My bad to the three people that tried to go and couldn't get on). This fall is gonna be huge. I have The Chachi's, Nan Desu Kan, hopefully gonna move and the return of THE PIRATE AND NINJA MOVIE!! Yes, I'm gonna knuckle down and tdo it the real American way: outsource that bitch! Updates will be coming soon.
Well, I gotta pay the bills. I will try to be up tomorrow, but keep your Sunday open because the Chachi will be here for you. Stay up, peeps.
Live, love and laugh.
So the phrase 'A carpenter never blames his tools'? Fucking stupid. Zach said it best: A carpenter will blame his tools if you give him a saw to hammer a nail. Think about it. That shit is funny. Well, I will try to update tomorrow morning when I wake up. I will for sure be up on Suday, odds are with the late 150th Post Uber-extravaganza! There will be prizes and punch for those that attend. Also a raffle for $5 off at Target. OOOOOHHHHH, the Duece is a giver to the peeps. I am also going to TRY to have the final nominees for the Chachi's up by Sunday so I can get voting ready on the website (which I kinda spaced on and didn't pay for last month. It was $4.24 and I just forgot about it. My bad to the three people that tried to go and couldn't get on). This fall is gonna be huge. I have The Chachi's, Nan Desu Kan, hopefully gonna move and the return of THE PIRATE AND NINJA MOVIE!! Yes, I'm gonna knuckle down and tdo it the real American way: outsource that bitch! Updates will be coming soon.
Well, I gotta pay the bills. I will try to be up tomorrow, but keep your Sunday open because the Chachi will be here for you. Stay up, peeps.
Live, love and laugh.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Eh, Not My Best Post But A Post Nonetheless.
First off, sorry about no updates over the last few days. Work has been kicking my ass so I am exausted by the time I get home and the bus I catch doesn't have wireless anymore (which SUCKS because my iPod battery is dead or something and no internet is killer) so I can't update there. I will try to make up for it this weekend, peeps.
Now I want to rant on something real quick: body odor. Now people who were at NDK know what I am talking about. Those of you that didn't bathe for the WHOLE CONVENTION last year will be beaten with The Revolutionizer. I am dead serious, I am through playing around. Seeing as how body odor smells like rotten tomato juice poured over old socks, it's the last thing I want to smell. Especially after a long day at work on the bus from a 300 pound woman in the seat in front of and next to me. It is annoying and makes me understand how movies like Falling Down happen. It just drives you to madness. I try to smell good (hell, everyone gets a little ripe after a workout or in 100 degree heat like we have been having lately, including myself) and I just ask for others to do the same.
Well, I have to head out. I will be back when I can. Oh, and Isreal is going to screw us all. I hate it when Christians are fucking right. Then again it IS the Middle East. This is just a normal week for over there. Those crazy guys over there with their suicide bombs and intolerance. It's like a violent, disturbing sitcom. We could have the next Odd Couple. Just kidding, dammit. Take a joke, America. Anyway, stay up peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
Now I want to rant on something real quick: body odor. Now people who were at NDK know what I am talking about. Those of you that didn't bathe for the WHOLE CONVENTION last year will be beaten with The Revolutionizer. I am dead serious, I am through playing around. Seeing as how body odor smells like rotten tomato juice poured over old socks, it's the last thing I want to smell. Especially after a long day at work on the bus from a 300 pound woman in the seat in front of and next to me. It is annoying and makes me understand how movies like Falling Down happen. It just drives you to madness. I try to smell good (hell, everyone gets a little ripe after a workout or in 100 degree heat like we have been having lately, including myself) and I just ask for others to do the same.
Well, I have to head out. I will be back when I can. Oh, and Isreal is going to screw us all. I hate it when Christians are fucking right. Then again it IS the Middle East. This is just a normal week for over there. Those crazy guys over there with their suicide bombs and intolerance. It's like a violent, disturbing sitcom. We could have the next Odd Couple. Just kidding, dammit. Take a joke, America. Anyway, stay up peeps.
Live, Love and Laugh.
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