Morning, peeps! It is Friday which means it is the end of this crappy ass work week! You know what else happens today? The…
Chachi Top 20 Video Countdown!
First, lets start with Bubbling Under! This video came out on Tuesday so I couldn’t in good faith put it ahead of anything on the Countdown. YET. Okay, I bash rap a lot and I DESPISE the bragging about money (Mainly because I am broke. I will explain later) but man…this song is bangin. I hate myself, too. But hey, it is T.I. so it can’t be all that bad.
T.I. feat Young Jeezy, Young Dro, Big Kuntry and B.G. – Top Back (Remix)
Yeah, I don’t know why but that song is on re-fucking-peat. Next we have Flow. Now if you watch Naruto (I mean the fansubbed version, I’m not sure how far Cartoon Network has gotten and don’t care because the English voices kind of annoy the shit out of me) you know about Flow. They made the 3rd (I think, may have been fourth) opening GO!! [Fighting Dreamers] which was cool. Then they did the 8th (Hell, may have been 20th for all I know) opening Re:member which if it wasn’t for the Big Four (UVERworld, John Legend, Nelly Furtado and T.I.) it would be the song of the year because it KICKS FUCKING ASS! They have a new (Kind of) single for Colors. Having picked up the Greatest Singles album, I am impressed with their body of work. Check out their latest, it’s the intro from Code Geass, which I cannot find.
Flow – Colors
See, I even hit up the subtitled version for the peeps. It’s the season of giving, fools! WHAT?! Let’s get to the Countdown!
We start this week how we ended last week; a hip hop icon….
20. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 17)
Well J-Hov is on his way out of the Top 20. It has been an interesting ride, with a quick rise and an even quicker fall. This was one of those videos that kind of lost its luster the more I saw it.
19. Omarion – Ice Box (New Entry)
Okay, I know I have said a lot of mean things about Omarion since…well college. Even still, I like this video. YES, I know he thinks he is Michael Jackson. YES, I know he is not better dancer than Usher, J Tim or Bi. However, this beat is rather crazy and I digs it. Therefore, it makes a debut this week.
18. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #14)
So the jailbait is finally leaving the countdown. Although I still like this song (and her new video is kind of crappy) I like my freedom a lot more. And if my infatuation with Hayden taught me anything, it is that just like Fabolous, there is no sitting on minors. Never again will I quote Fabolous. I promise.
17. Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead (Last Week #17)
So Nasty Nas takes a three step hop up the countdown. I have heard some of the tracks off his new album and they aren’t bad. Nowhere near Illmatic (Although I think I am one of the few people that’s didn’t think it was the best hip hop album ever) but it was a good listen. This is also Nas’s best video by far. Mainly because after Hate Me Now and whatever in the fuck ‘Thief’s Theme’ was about anything would be good.
16. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (Last Week #18)
Hells yeah. So I found another video from May J called ‘Baby Eyes’. Although it is old, she is hot so it doesn’t matter. This video has grown on me and grown on some of the co-workers that have seen it. And she is legal! Can this day get any better?!
15. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #10, Plunge of the Week)
WHAT?! Yeah, I am shocked too, but it’s a case of other stuff I like better right now. That and I think they have a new single out.
14. Yui – Rolling Star (Last Week #16)
So on a note completely unrelated, Bleach is so kicking ass right now. Anyone know what is up with the new intro? Is that from the movie? If so it looks pretty damn sweet. Anyway, Yui moves up two spaces this week. Yeah, call me crazy but I would hit that.
13. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (Last Week #12)
So the J-Hip Hop party falls a little bit this week. Luckily I still get my May J fix from her own video. Even still, it only falls one spot this week.
12. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #15)
Young Jeezy continues to move up the Top 20. Oh, and I just saw T.I.’s ‘Top Back’ remix with Young Jeezy and everyone else from Atlanta with a pulse. And B.G. but I thought the Gizzle was dead. Anyway, expect to see that song on here real soon, but until then Jeezy holds down the chart.
11. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #9, #1 for five weeks)
For the first time in almost three months, John Legend is out of the Top 10. It was an awesome run (even better than UVERworld’s which is a feat in itself) and as usual John Legend makes his videos not look like everyone else’s.
10. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #13)
THE ENGLISH ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW! That is all. Get it our you will be forsaken! Oh man…I think I just filled the cup.
9. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 7)
Soul’d Out falls two more spots this week. I am patiently waiting for a new video from Diggy Mo and crew, but until then this one will have to do. Just got back to listening to ‘Alive’ and it has grown on my. I initially didn’t like that song.
8. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 11, Biggest Mover)
So Bi has his THIRD Top Ten video in 4 months. That is quite the feat if I say so myself. My standards are pretty high. Have you seen a K-Fed video on here? Hell no and you never will. Check out Bi’s album ‘Rains World’. It is actually pretty good once you get past the language barrier.
7. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #6)
The first half of a double play! Maneater falls another spot this week and I must say…think video makes me feel good. In THAT way. Too bad Nelly is so skinny or I would so wreck that chick. Eh, I still would. Who am I kidding.
6. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #8)
Just a stones throw from the Top 5 again, it is my new favorite song. This video is actually rather basic, although I cant even FIND IT! I keep on getting her live performance which is actually a lot better. My god, I love her eyes. Just…striking. Is that a word that fits? Yeah, I can dig it.
5. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 3)
NOOOOO!! J-Tim falls another two places this week! T.I. will be back with the ‘Top Back’ remix, but Justin has nothing on the horizon! Man, he is ending the year on a down note. Anyway, he still hangs in there.
4. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #7)
Once again, The Game hits the Top Five. This song was cool up until mother nature got surprise sexed or something because it has been too cold to have the windows down and bump this for about three weeks now. Even still, I have the video on rotation at work. Now it is time for the Top Three! We start off with a shocker…
3. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #1, #1 for four weeks)
UVERworld’s reign is over! After four weeks they fall short of topping John Legend’s record of five weeks at the top. Even still, it was a hell of a run and is still the song on my MySpace page. Well, we have a new number one this week! Who takes the runner up position?
2. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #4)
One step short, peeps. John Legend moves up two spots to take the silver medal for the week. It is nice to see more people down with John Legend because this song and video are very good. Not only that, it isn’t R.Kelly. Anything without R.Kelly is cool with me. So with John Legend coming up short, who has taken the Number One spot?
1. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #2, #1 for one week)
After a long trip (Heh, because it is called Joy Trip…I thought it was funny), Bennie K finally rests at Number One! This video, just like the song, has grown on me to the point that it is the most played video on my laptop. Not only that, this is the first non-John Legend/UVERworld song at #1 in more than two months. Congrats to the saucy ladies of Bennie K for topping the chart this week!
That is all for this cold ass week, peeps! Will Bennie K hold on to Number One for the final Top 20 of 2006? Or will John Legend get his second crown? Or will The Game finally capture the flag? Tune in next Friday, peeps! I will be back later before I finish up my Christmas shopping.
Live, Laugh Learn and Love.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
A Little Learnin' Goes A Long Way!
What’s up, peeps! It is time for a mid-day update! Why? Because I FUCKING CAN, that’s why! Yeah, you know it. So today is the first week of the rest of my life and I must say that I am kind of excited. Seeing as how life is too short to be doing what you aren’t comfortable with it is nice to be able to….holy shit, May J is hot. Sorry, I just can’t think when she comes on.
Anyway, what was I babbling about? Doesn’t matter. I learned something today. People are stupid. REAL stupid. Now I have done my share of dumb things and I can admit that. However, it seems that most people nowadays are more fucktard-ish than they used to be. Is that a word? Eh, it is now. People no matter what the race have become utter and complete morons lately. What makes me so bitter, especially today? Well I just heard someone call for their daughter. And her name was Cristal. Not CRYSTAL. CRISTAL. Like the fucking alcohol. I had heard that as a name for a stripper, but never as a name for a child. A real child, not one of those adopted kids like Angelina Jolie has. American kids, the ones that matter. Needless to say, I was confused and angry at the same time. So I have decided to help out the lesser knowledgeable peeps. So here is a new installment to the Passion of Chachi….
SOME TO GROW ON!!
With this I will give some info that SHOULD be common sense but obviously is NOT if I have to post about it. Some of it may be redundant to those that are readers (all five of you) but repetition is key.
1. DO NOT Name Your Kids After Liquor or Groceries.
This SHOULD be common sense. After today’s incident it obviously is NOT. So if when you have a child and you are thinking about naming the kid Alize or Dijon please just set the child down and walk the fuck away. Seriously, how do you expect for that child to ever get taken seriously by anyone not working at Scores or for G-Unit Records? I am not saying to name your child Winthrop or Janice (To show I don’t mean to name your kids white sounding names to get ahead) but seriously. IT IS A FUCKING MUSTARD! YOUR CHILD IS NAMED AFTER A CONDIMENT! These are a list of names to NOT GIVE YOUR KIDS:
Lysterine (I have seen it. I can’t make this up)
Dijon (It is mustard. Not Exotic. Deal with it)
Cristal (Or Alize or Hennessy or Crown Royal or any other alcohol. It is just fucking ignorant)
Any letter or word preceeding ‘Ron’ or ‘Von’. De’Ron, Kel’Ron, De’Von, She’Von are not names unless you are from fucking Krypton. And your ass ain’t from Krypton.
Names From The Bible. No specific reason. I am just getting tired of seeing Ezikiel and Jebediah every-fucking-where. You don’t see people naming their kids Buddha or Tao, do you?
Esquire or The Third. I am a junior and I think that shit is pretentious as hell. Refering to yourself with an ‘Esquire’ or ‘III’ is grounds for getting your ass whooped. It is just arrogant as far as I am concerned. And I am one man so if you don’t like it piss off.
Colors or Fruit. Colors are what they say they are: colors. Naming your child Blue or Apple (Gweneth Paltrow I am looking at your simple ass) is just dumb. Celebrity child or not, that kid is in for a world of hurt. Or at least drug addiction.
2. DON’T ENDORSE DOUBLE STANDARDS!
This is especially sent out to women. Men are guilty of this mindfuck, too. I will get into that later though. It seems that the rant I had in college about women not understanding that until they stop supporting degrading songs they will keep on coming in droves has fallen on deaf ears. Anyone heard our little African friend Akon lately? First off, a Lamborghini Gallardo is WASTED in America. WASTED! Secondly, when in the HELL did it okay for a guy to say they want to bend you over and ‘smack that’ all on the floor. I am going to humor this song and figure he is talking about an ass (rather than let’s say a woman’s FACE) for a minute. Is that okay just because he is rich? Is that all it takes to be able to slap a woman’s ass for no other reason in public? If a man just slapped an ass for no reason he would be thrown out. But this song comes out and every chicks inner-Jasmine Byrne comes out and they go all Backdoor Sluts 9. I would figure that slapping an ass would be great, but instead I just think it is kind of…offensive? I dunno, that act has been kind of odd to me. It reminds me more of disciple than sexy.
Oh, and the whole DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER THING?! Ladies, leave it to the strippers. You will talk shit about strippers for dancing for money, yet most women dance the SAME way and only get maybe a few free drinks, a night full of regret and maybe a crab or two. The way that women look down on strippers (and porn stars is another rant altogether) for what they do when 65%-70% of women DO THE SAME THING FOR NO CURRENCY is hypocritical and priceless. I never make fun of the dude that will act gay to hang out with females (because that dude was me by accident a few years ago because everyone thought I was gay for wearing shoes that matched my belt) so why do women have nothing positive to say about a stripper? It is just funny.
Well, that is enough for now. No update tomorrow due to me taking part in the United States judicial system. I will try to be back on Wednesday or Thursday before the Countdown. If not, I will see you Friday, peeps!
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
Sunday, December 17, 2006
It Ain't All Bad
What's up, peeps? Just got back in from getting a few gifts (I am low on funds until Friday) for Christmas and all I can say is it is fucking cold outside. There is no need for this. Al Gore needs to be locked in a frat house doused in Axe Body Spray.
Well, it is a week before Christmas and I am so not excited. This year has SUCKED ASS for the most part. Even still, it hasnt been my worst year (2002 sucked a hell of a lot more) so I can't trip that much. I have a lot more friends now. I also have more people that I wish would get beat with a bat, mainly female to boot. Eh, thems the facts of life.
So I did something that was a long time coming last week, and that really let off a lot of stress for me. It gets to the point where you have to do things to save you sanity and I made an according decision. In the end, it is for the better because someone was about to get their ass whooped if I hadnt done what I did. I had become that pissed off with the situation. I will go more into detail later on, but those that know the Chachi know what is going down.
On a completely unrelated note, Koda Kumi has a new album out, Black Cherry. I am about two songs into it and it isnt bad. I also got Flow's Golden Coast and that kicks ass. Even though they are kind of known for doing the Naruto openings (GO!! and Re:member) they have some other great songs (and I mean GREAT) and it is up there with John Legend and Nelly Furtado as my favorite albums of the year.
I will try to have a rant at some point this week, probably about jury duty seeing as I have it this week. Aaahhh, the joys of being an American. Stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
Well, it is a week before Christmas and I am so not excited. This year has SUCKED ASS for the most part. Even still, it hasnt been my worst year (2002 sucked a hell of a lot more) so I can't trip that much. I have a lot more friends now. I also have more people that I wish would get beat with a bat, mainly female to boot. Eh, thems the facts of life.
So I did something that was a long time coming last week, and that really let off a lot of stress for me. It gets to the point where you have to do things to save you sanity and I made an according decision. In the end, it is for the better because someone was about to get their ass whooped if I hadnt done what I did. I had become that pissed off with the situation. I will go more into detail later on, but those that know the Chachi know what is going down.
On a completely unrelated note, Koda Kumi has a new album out, Black Cherry. I am about two songs into it and it isnt bad. I also got Flow's Golden Coast and that kicks ass. Even though they are kind of known for doing the Naruto openings (GO!! and Re:member) they have some other great songs (and I mean GREAT) and it is up there with John Legend and Nelly Furtado as my favorite albums of the year.
I will try to have a rant at some point this week, probably about jury duty seeing as I have it this week. Aaahhh, the joys of being an American. Stay up peeps.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
Friday, December 15, 2006
You Won't Have ME To Kick Around Anymore!
Alright peeps, it is Friday morning so you know what that means! It is time for….
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Some interesting movement, we start with the debut of a hip hop icon…
20. Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead (New Entry)
Yeah, Nasir Jones is back. I have said it once, I will say it again. Nas is either fantastic or fantastically bad. This song is actually pretty damn good and the video is kind of original. He already used this sample for ‘Thief’s Theme’ but I like this song better.
19. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #16, #1 for three weeks)
Man, the ride is almost over for Shamrock. After being on the Countdown since the beginning, this is odds are the final week for this song being on the Top 20. It’s sad, because I was jamming to this song on the way to work this morning. This song still rules. Will it be the song of the year? Find out on December 30th for my year end post!
18. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (Last Week #20)
So this single gets released next week. If anyone out there is planning on getting me a gift, this would be a great gift idea. Not sure when (or even IF) she will be releasing an album, but DAMN I want it.
17. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 14)
So ‘Lost Ones’ isn’t all that bad. This song has begun to grate my nerves after hearing it EVERYWHERE. I am beginning to not hate ‘Kingdom Come’ as much, although there are a lot of average tracks on it.
16. Yui – Rolling Star (Last Week #18)
Yeah, this song rules. Seeing as how I haven’t seen Bleach since episode 104, this song has been my only link to it. I just watched her live Unplugged show and yeah, I’m a fan. She was performing a lot of songs I can’t find, though. I am digging the Matrix effects in this video, too.
15. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #17)
So I guess Jeezy and Nas are beefing now. Man, this is just sad. Every four minutes rappers are acting stupid for the sake of being fucking stupid. Hopefully it doesn’t go any farther than just yapping because I have no time to hear 90 mixtape tracks about this shit.
14. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #10)
Slowly making her way down, JoJo slides another four spots. I actually still listen to this song every now and then and I realized that she is only 15. A little too young to be talking about this stuff. Britney’s trifling ass maybe. JoJo needs to go back to class.
13. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #15)
Yeah, you know it. Celestial is the album of the year! No, not really but it kicks ass. Can I say that when I go to Albertacos or Monica’s Taco Shop and have this playing I think they don’t appreciate it. They probably spit in my food. GET YOUR OWN MUSIC, GRINGOS!
12. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (Last Week #12)
This song stays pat this week. It is in that weird limbo phase where there are other songs that I just like a little bit better. That and each of these artist (sans MABOROSHI) have solo songs out right now which I am listening to. Since May J is in the video, it doesn’t fall because…you know. I love her and all.
11. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 13)
Wow, Bi is looking for his 3rd Top Ten video in the short time I have been doing this. That is quite the accomplishment for someone I really didn’t listen to months ago. Not only that, he has had three kick ass singles put two that didn’t make it because I liked the others SO MUCH. Well, too bad the reason I know of him pisses me off or he would be artist of the year.
10. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #9)
So this video falls a spot, mainly because of lack of listening to it. I have been all about a few other songs (mainly a certain song by Nelly Furtado) so this track has fallen to the wayside. That doesn’t take away from it being COMPELETELY TRUE.
9. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #6, #1 for five weeks)
STILL HOLDING ON, BABY! Save room for John Legend for at least another week in the Top 10. Much like UVERworld, John Legend defines the Countdown for the most part. That and this album rules all.
8. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #11)
HELLS YEAH!! Listening to this right now and man Timbaland is on his game in 2006. Between this and Ice Box by Omarion he has two of my favorite songs out right now. Not only that…Nelly Furtado is hot. REAL HAWT. I say that a lot but it is damn true.
7. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 5)
NOOOO!! Diggy Mo and company fall even more this week! They really need a new video out. I like this song but…I am in need of much more. MO’ DIGGY MO!
6. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #4)
Nelly Furtado’s second song on the Countdown and I must say it has been a great year for her as well. This song is a little too catchy for me (I have been humming it all morning) but that is kind of a good thing. She still moves down two places, though.
5. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #7)
You know, I am not a fan of hip hop like I used to be (it has officially fallen behind J-Pop after the Jeezy/Nas fiasco) but The Game has put together a good year and has two great runs on the Countdown this year with ‘One Blood’ making it to #2. Maybe hip hop ISN’T dead!
4. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #8, Biggest Mover)
So John Legend jumps four more spaces to give him his second Top 5 video. This song has really begun to grow on me and along with Omarion (WHO FUCKING SAW THAT COMING!) is really making R&B somewhat tolerable again. Let’s hope that Musiq comes out soon to wash the pain of the impending R. Kelly album away.
3. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 2)
After a vicious battle for the Number One Spot, J. Tim and T.I. fail to wrestle the crown away after two weeks. On another note, where in the hell is another T.I. single?! I think that ‘Get It’ would be a pretty kick ass video, seeing as it is one of the few times Swizz Beats aint saving money by looking a line to make a hook. Since Justin only has two singles left from his album, let’s hope for ‘Chop It Up’ featuring the Three Six Mafia. It’s a Tennessee thang, fools!
2. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #3)
So Bennie K is the next contender to the throne of the Chachi Top 20! After a long road (10 weeks) they move up to the number two spot. Holy crap, this song just came on the play list. Shit, that is coincidence for your ass. I know it is J-Country (and I fucking can’t stand country for the most part) but this song is quite the catchy. Well, with a new number two that means the reigning champ still rules your asses for another week…
1. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #1, #1 for four weeks)
The champ is HERE! Between Shamrock and Kimi no Suki na Uta, UVERworld has been at the top for a total of 7 weeks. That is a quarter of the time this Countdown has been going on (don’t forget, I started this in September)! Can you say dynasty? Jay-Z has nothing on UVER-Chan!
Well, that is all for this week! It’s almost the end of the year peeps, who will be champ when the year ends? Can UVERworld tie John Legend for the most consecutive weeks at number one with their fifth week in a row? Or will Bennie K take their place as Queens of the Countdown? Or will Justin and T.I. bounce back and take over the top spot? Don’t forget, The Game, Nelly Furtado, John Legend and even RBD are making fast moves toward the top so stay tuned! The new year should be exciting!
Well, the Chachi is out for now. I will be back later (maybe this weekend) due so some hootenanny I need to attend. The days are just packed. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh Learn and Love
Chachi’s Top 20 Video Countdown!
Some interesting movement, we start with the debut of a hip hop icon…
20. Nas – Hip Hop Is Dead (New Entry)
Yeah, Nasir Jones is back. I have said it once, I will say it again. Nas is either fantastic or fantastically bad. This song is actually pretty damn good and the video is kind of original. He already used this sample for ‘Thief’s Theme’ but I like this song better.
19. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #16, #1 for three weeks)
Man, the ride is almost over for Shamrock. After being on the Countdown since the beginning, this is odds are the final week for this song being on the Top 20. It’s sad, because I was jamming to this song on the way to work this morning. This song still rules. Will it be the song of the year? Find out on December 30th for my year end post!
18. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (Last Week #20)
So this single gets released next week. If anyone out there is planning on getting me a gift, this would be a great gift idea. Not sure when (or even IF) she will be releasing an album, but DAMN I want it.
17. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 14)
So ‘Lost Ones’ isn’t all that bad. This song has begun to grate my nerves after hearing it EVERYWHERE. I am beginning to not hate ‘Kingdom Come’ as much, although there are a lot of average tracks on it.
16. Yui – Rolling Star (Last Week #18)
Yeah, this song rules. Seeing as how I haven’t seen Bleach since episode 104, this song has been my only link to it. I just watched her live Unplugged show and yeah, I’m a fan. She was performing a lot of songs I can’t find, though. I am digging the Matrix effects in this video, too.
15. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #17)
So I guess Jeezy and Nas are beefing now. Man, this is just sad. Every four minutes rappers are acting stupid for the sake of being fucking stupid. Hopefully it doesn’t go any farther than just yapping because I have no time to hear 90 mixtape tracks about this shit.
14. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #10)
Slowly making her way down, JoJo slides another four spots. I actually still listen to this song every now and then and I realized that she is only 15. A little too young to be talking about this stuff. Britney’s trifling ass maybe. JoJo needs to go back to class.
13. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #15)
Yeah, you know it. Celestial is the album of the year! No, not really but it kicks ass. Can I say that when I go to Albertacos or Monica’s Taco Shop and have this playing I think they don’t appreciate it. They probably spit in my food. GET YOUR OWN MUSIC, GRINGOS!
12. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (Last Week #12)
This song stays pat this week. It is in that weird limbo phase where there are other songs that I just like a little bit better. That and each of these artist (sans MABOROSHI) have solo songs out right now which I am listening to. Since May J is in the video, it doesn’t fall because…you know. I love her and all.
11. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 13)
Wow, Bi is looking for his 3rd Top Ten video in the short time I have been doing this. That is quite the accomplishment for someone I really didn’t listen to months ago. Not only that, he has had three kick ass singles put two that didn’t make it because I liked the others SO MUCH. Well, too bad the reason I know of him pisses me off or he would be artist of the year.
10. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #9)
So this video falls a spot, mainly because of lack of listening to it. I have been all about a few other songs (mainly a certain song by Nelly Furtado) so this track has fallen to the wayside. That doesn’t take away from it being COMPELETELY TRUE.
9. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #6, #1 for five weeks)
STILL HOLDING ON, BABY! Save room for John Legend for at least another week in the Top 10. Much like UVERworld, John Legend defines the Countdown for the most part. That and this album rules all.
8. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #11)
HELLS YEAH!! Listening to this right now and man Timbaland is on his game in 2006. Between this and Ice Box by Omarion he has two of my favorite songs out right now. Not only that…Nelly Furtado is hot. REAL HAWT. I say that a lot but it is damn true.
7. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 5)
NOOOO!! Diggy Mo and company fall even more this week! They really need a new video out. I like this song but…I am in need of much more. MO’ DIGGY MO!
6. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #4)
Nelly Furtado’s second song on the Countdown and I must say it has been a great year for her as well. This song is a little too catchy for me (I have been humming it all morning) but that is kind of a good thing. She still moves down two places, though.
5. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #7)
You know, I am not a fan of hip hop like I used to be (it has officially fallen behind J-Pop after the Jeezy/Nas fiasco) but The Game has put together a good year and has two great runs on the Countdown this year with ‘One Blood’ making it to #2. Maybe hip hop ISN’T dead!
4. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #8, Biggest Mover)
So John Legend jumps four more spaces to give him his second Top 5 video. This song has really begun to grow on me and along with Omarion (WHO FUCKING SAW THAT COMING!) is really making R&B somewhat tolerable again. Let’s hope that Musiq comes out soon to wash the pain of the impending R. Kelly album away.
3. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 2)
After a vicious battle for the Number One Spot, J. Tim and T.I. fail to wrestle the crown away after two weeks. On another note, where in the hell is another T.I. single?! I think that ‘Get It’ would be a pretty kick ass video, seeing as it is one of the few times Swizz Beats aint saving money by looking a line to make a hook. Since Justin only has two singles left from his album, let’s hope for ‘Chop It Up’ featuring the Three Six Mafia. It’s a Tennessee thang, fools!
2. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #3)
So Bennie K is the next contender to the throne of the Chachi Top 20! After a long road (10 weeks) they move up to the number two spot. Holy crap, this song just came on the play list. Shit, that is coincidence for your ass. I know it is J-Country (and I fucking can’t stand country for the most part) but this song is quite the catchy. Well, with a new number two that means the reigning champ still rules your asses for another week…
1. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #1, #1 for four weeks)
The champ is HERE! Between Shamrock and Kimi no Suki na Uta, UVERworld has been at the top for a total of 7 weeks. That is a quarter of the time this Countdown has been going on (don’t forget, I started this in September)! Can you say dynasty? Jay-Z has nothing on UVER-Chan!
Well, that is all for this week! It’s almost the end of the year peeps, who will be champ when the year ends? Can UVERworld tie John Legend for the most consecutive weeks at number one with their fifth week in a row? Or will Bennie K take their place as Queens of the Countdown? Or will Justin and T.I. bounce back and take over the top spot? Don’t forget, The Game, Nelly Furtado, John Legend and even RBD are making fast moves toward the top so stay tuned! The new year should be exciting!
Well, the Chachi is out for now. I will be back later (maybe this weekend) due so some hootenanny I need to attend. The days are just packed. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh Learn and Love
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
On The Road Again!
WHAT IS UP, PEEPS! It is Friday and I am on vacation! That means no driving to the demon's anus to go to the turd building. Those that know, look at it and tell me it DOESNT look like a turd.
In a new installment to the Chachi Top 20 Countdown, here are a few videos that didn’t make it on due to time or ain’t hit the rotation full blast yet. Here we have a few videos that are….
BUBBLIN’ UP!!!
First we have the new video from Nas. Yes, I can still tolerate Nas. I STILL rate him above Jay-Z because Nas never has a REALLY shitty song but rarely has mind-blowers. Jay-Z is either mind-blowing or crap. This video is bad ass and the song is actually a legit argument for the awkward state of hip-hop, which is stagnant.
Hip Hop Is Dead by Nas:
Good stuff.
Next we have Koda Kumi. Yes, I know my love affair with her has ended after the bottle rape that was Cherry Girl but this song rules. I guess it’s a theme from Amazing Nuts, an anime that actually looks pretty good. Check it out, it may be on the Top 20 soon.
Twinkle by Koda Kumi:
If anyone knows anything about Amazing Nuts, let me know. Get your minds out of the gutter, peeps!
Finally we have the newest video from Ludacris. Now I have a weird dynamic with this dude. I even remember Incognegro (yes…you read that right) and always thought that he was pretty good, but just made some shitty songs. Money Maker PISSED ME OFF TO NO END and Grew Up 2 Screw Up had Young Jeezy so it ruled all so I was bugging about buying his latest album. However, it seems that hip hop CAN be Shakespear because Runaway Love isn’t bad. Its not a forced song with a message but luckily there are no Phantom’s or Grillz so it is okay by me. That and Mary J. Blige doesn’t make me want to beat a kitten anymore.
Runaway Love by Ludacris feat. Mary J Blige:
Keep an eye out, peeps. Now, time to begin the…
CHACHI’S TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
Lets start with a new entry…
20. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (New Entry)
So we begin with May J. If you haven’t heard ofher…join the club. Up until about a month ago, I had no idea who in the hell she was. Now I a know and…is niiiiice. Not only that, VERBAL is back on the scene! What is he now, 35? Eh, still a nice song. Even the dancing aint too bad.
19. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 17)
Alas, Rensou Game is almost out of here. To make me feel better, the ladies of Bennie K have release a remake of The Rolling Stones ‘Satisfaction’ as a B-side to Joy Trip. It actually KICKS ASS!
18. Yui – Rolling Star (New Entry)
So…I’d hit that. I don’t know WHY, but Yui has the whole Michelle Branch thing going for her. Something about a woman with an acoustic guitar makes me happy in pants. Not oly that, Yui is actually pretty talented. And if you have seen her MTV Diary (yes, MTV Japan has shitty shows, too) she is actually kind of…well sexy. Never thought I’d say THAT. Oh, and she is in a movie too. Just downloaded it, I will tell you how it is next week.
17. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #20)
I am actually heading out right now to get this CD. If Young Jeezy puts in a little more work (and gets past the whole ‘Snowman’ thing) he could be the next Scarface. He actually has that much talent. Let’s get it!
16. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #12, #1 for three weeks)
Man, this song has been on here FOREVER! And rightfully so because UVERworld RULES ALL! It is nice to see others understand the awesomeness that is the ‘World. Although the Bleach train is on full for on Cartoon Network (I called THAT SHIT six months ago) it will help them out a lot when the second season rolls around, odds are this spring/early summer. D-Technolife will BLOW AMERICA’S MIND when it hits. Even Orange Range is getting a boost in American popularity, and Asterisk isn’t even their best work. Could be a big year for UVERworld, and I cant wait.
15. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #18)
Yeah, so the same thing for UVERworld goes for RBD as well. If you don’t like Rebelde they you are a FRICKING FOOL because aside from Diego, they are ‘teh awesome’. The video for this song is…out there but still it is pretty damn good. AND BUY THE ALBUM!!
14. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 9, Plunge of the Week)
So Jay-Z begins a quick fall down the Countdown. It’s a shame too, I was expecting A LOT from Kingdom Come. ’Lost Ones’ is the new single and it isn’t bad.
13. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 15)
What more can I say about this guy. He finally cut his fucking hair (goddamn hippie!) and his music has changed, too. Oh, and pelvic thrusts. Can’t underestimate the effectiveness of pelvic thrusts.
12. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (Last Week #13)
So this song has thouraglly grown on me. I kind of liked it at first, now it is completely awesome. I even had to make a new Duece Mix because of it. That and May J has taken over the space in my heart reserved for Kumi Koda. Yes…first Hayden now Ms. Koda is out of my life. I guess I’m growing up. Or finally abiding by the restraining order, one of the two.
11. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #14)
Okay, it seems that everyone loves this song. Although either Jen or I knew the words (Either you don’t…eat a scone? On a cone? Dogs like bones?) we still digs it. It is moving up rather quickly, too. We now enter the Top 10 and we begin with a falling artist…
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #7)
After a Top Five sting JoJo is slowly moving down. She premired a new video for How To Touch A Girl (O_o) and so we may see that on here. Or not, I don’t need jail time seeing as how often I talk about Hinoi Team. It is just….just not smart if you catch my drift.
9. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #11)
The truest song about life to ever be made since ‘Take This Job And Shove It’. Oh, and they finally are taking Val Kilmer to task for being gay. Seriously, peeps. We all saw Top Gun, or as I call it the first homoerotic blockbuster. He and Tom Cruise were this close to ‘going into the danger zone’ on screen. You know what I mean.
8. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #10)
Slowly but surely, John Legend is making his ascent to the top. Save Room took 6 weeks to hit Number One, so it takes a minute. This song is now on rotation in the deck, I will let you know the good news later.
7. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #8)
The West Coast is BACK! Well, its pretty much just The Game and E-40 but still. It’s BACK! Oh, and Snoop Dogg’s old ass. Holy crap, it that really it from the West Coast? The Hyphy Movement lasted all of a FUCKING DAY and it kind of kicks ass. Man, hip hop works my nerves. Still, a great rolling track, although it is NINE FUCKING DEGREES all the time.
6. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #5, #1 for five weeks)
The longest reigning Number 1 is STILL hanging on to the Top 10. Go buy John Legend’s album. It’s good stuff and let’s face it, you owe it to yourself. It’s got nice grooves and isn’t Paris Hilton’s album. And we ALL KNOW how awesomely shitty that piece of shit was.
5. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 4)
I keep on hearing that Soul’d Out has a new single but I will believe it when I hear it. Until then, Soul’d Out moves down a spot but still stays in the Top 5.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #3)
Nelly Furtado drops one more spot after spending a FULL MONTH at #2. Any one noticed that Nelly has become a LOT better dancer since her last album? Before her dancing was like…well MINE after a few rum and cokes. Now she actually has rhythm. She is leaps and bounds ahead of Namie Amuro (I’m sorry, she looks robotic STILL) and Koda Kumi (Yes, she can dance but so can strippers. It isn’t the same, and it hurts me inside because Kumi and I had a thing) but she is still no BoA. Few things are, though. Mmmmm….BoA.
3. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #6)
HELLS YEAH! Bennie K moves into the Top 3 for the first time! My lady loves are fighting for the Top Spot! And my heart. On a bed with pillows. Wearing bare bellied Vick jerseys and pajama shorts. Yeah…touch her hair….HELLS YEAH. Oh yeah, Top Three and stuff. I need a minute. Watch the number two video.
2. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 2)
WHAT IN THE HELL! Oh, I’m back after cleaning up. SHUT UP, I spilled some RC cola, pervs! Anyway, J Tim (fuck, I hate that but it is catchy) and T.I. get held at #2 for the second straight week? What UBERawesome entity could hold the dynamic duo back TWO WEEKS IN A ROW?! You know who…
1. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
Yeah, you know it! UVERworld tops the Chachi Countdown for the THIRD week in a row, tying Shamrock. For those of you that don’t know, this is the song that plays on the MySpace page. This single debuted at #2 on the Oricon singles chart to Japan knows the real. UVERworld is tits, man. Tits.
Well, that is the Passion of Chachi Top 20 for this week! Tune in next week to see if UVERworld can make it one full month at #1! Or see if Justin and T.I. can take the Top Spot. Or will Bennie K turn this thing into a hootenanny and take the throne? Tune in next Friday, peeps!
Okay, I am fed up with Beyonce. Fine or not, get the fuck off my TV. Oh, and get a REAL acting job! What the fuck, do you always have to be a singer?! Show some GODDAMNED RANGE, WOMAN! Samuel L. Jackson may always be the same character, but that same character KICKS ASS! From what I can tell, the actress Beyonce has no character whatsoever. She's just...Beyonce. That aint enough. Peeps, dont see Dreamgirls. Please, you are just feeding ignorance.
Oh, and for the most important part of this day...
I GOT MY CAR BACK!!
Duece is back on the street! Sexy ladies in the house cover your ass! WHOOOO! Seriously, got my car back on Thursday and it looks as good as new! I have to get a new emblem but that is minor. I am back on the streets and loving it! I'll put some pictures up at some point of my baby. She's done me right and what did I do? Put her in the shop. Im sorry, baby. It wont happen again.
Well, I am out for now. I will be back sometime next week. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
In a new installment to the Chachi Top 20 Countdown, here are a few videos that didn’t make it on due to time or ain’t hit the rotation full blast yet. Here we have a few videos that are….
BUBBLIN’ UP!!!
First we have the new video from Nas. Yes, I can still tolerate Nas. I STILL rate him above Jay-Z because Nas never has a REALLY shitty song but rarely has mind-blowers. Jay-Z is either mind-blowing or crap. This video is bad ass and the song is actually a legit argument for the awkward state of hip-hop, which is stagnant.
Hip Hop Is Dead by Nas:
Good stuff.
Next we have Koda Kumi. Yes, I know my love affair with her has ended after the bottle rape that was Cherry Girl but this song rules. I guess it’s a theme from Amazing Nuts, an anime that actually looks pretty good. Check it out, it may be on the Top 20 soon.
Twinkle by Koda Kumi:
If anyone knows anything about Amazing Nuts, let me know. Get your minds out of the gutter, peeps!
Finally we have the newest video from Ludacris. Now I have a weird dynamic with this dude. I even remember Incognegro (yes…you read that right) and always thought that he was pretty good, but just made some shitty songs. Money Maker PISSED ME OFF TO NO END and Grew Up 2 Screw Up had Young Jeezy so it ruled all so I was bugging about buying his latest album. However, it seems that hip hop CAN be Shakespear because Runaway Love isn’t bad. Its not a forced song with a message but luckily there are no Phantom’s or Grillz so it is okay by me. That and Mary J. Blige doesn’t make me want to beat a kitten anymore.
Runaway Love by Ludacris feat. Mary J Blige:
Keep an eye out, peeps. Now, time to begin the…
CHACHI’S TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!
Lets start with a new entry…
20. May J feat. VERBAL – Here We Go (New Entry)
So we begin with May J. If you haven’t heard ofher…join the club. Up until about a month ago, I had no idea who in the hell she was. Now I a know and…is niiiiice. Not only that, VERBAL is back on the scene! What is he now, 35? Eh, still a nice song. Even the dancing aint too bad.
19. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 17)
Alas, Rensou Game is almost out of here. To make me feel better, the ladies of Bennie K have release a remake of The Rolling Stones ‘Satisfaction’ as a B-side to Joy Trip. It actually KICKS ASS!
18. Yui – Rolling Star (New Entry)
So…I’d hit that. I don’t know WHY, but Yui has the whole Michelle Branch thing going for her. Something about a woman with an acoustic guitar makes me happy in pants. Not oly that, Yui is actually pretty talented. And if you have seen her MTV Diary (yes, MTV Japan has shitty shows, too) she is actually kind of…well sexy. Never thought I’d say THAT. Oh, and she is in a movie too. Just downloaded it, I will tell you how it is next week.
17. Young Jeezy – I Love It (Last Week #20)
I am actually heading out right now to get this CD. If Young Jeezy puts in a little more work (and gets past the whole ‘Snowman’ thing) he could be the next Scarface. He actually has that much talent. Let’s get it!
16. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #12, #1 for three weeks)
Man, this song has been on here FOREVER! And rightfully so because UVERworld RULES ALL! It is nice to see others understand the awesomeness that is the ‘World. Although the Bleach train is on full for on Cartoon Network (I called THAT SHIT six months ago) it will help them out a lot when the second season rolls around, odds are this spring/early summer. D-Technolife will BLOW AMERICA’S MIND when it hits. Even Orange Range is getting a boost in American popularity, and Asterisk isn’t even their best work. Could be a big year for UVERworld, and I cant wait.
15. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #18)
Yeah, so the same thing for UVERworld goes for RBD as well. If you don’t like Rebelde they you are a FRICKING FOOL because aside from Diego, they are ‘teh awesome’. The video for this song is…out there but still it is pretty damn good. AND BUY THE ALBUM!!
14. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 9, Plunge of the Week)
So Jay-Z begins a quick fall down the Countdown. It’s a shame too, I was expecting A LOT from Kingdom Come. ’Lost Ones’ is the new single and it isn’t bad.
13. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 15)
What more can I say about this guy. He finally cut his fucking hair (goddamn hippie!) and his music has changed, too. Oh, and pelvic thrusts. Can’t underestimate the effectiveness of pelvic thrusts.
12. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (Last Week #13)
So this song has thouraglly grown on me. I kind of liked it at first, now it is completely awesome. I even had to make a new Duece Mix because of it. That and May J has taken over the space in my heart reserved for Kumi Koda. Yes…first Hayden now Ms. Koda is out of my life. I guess I’m growing up. Or finally abiding by the restraining order, one of the two.
11. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #14)
Okay, it seems that everyone loves this song. Although either Jen or I knew the words (Either you don’t…eat a scone? On a cone? Dogs like bones?) we still digs it. It is moving up rather quickly, too. We now enter the Top 10 and we begin with a falling artist…
10. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #7)
After a Top Five sting JoJo is slowly moving down. She premired a new video for How To Touch A Girl (O_o) and so we may see that on here. Or not, I don’t need jail time seeing as how often I talk about Hinoi Team. It is just….just not smart if you catch my drift.
9. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #11)
The truest song about life to ever be made since ‘Take This Job And Shove It’. Oh, and they finally are taking Val Kilmer to task for being gay. Seriously, peeps. We all saw Top Gun, or as I call it the first homoerotic blockbuster. He and Tom Cruise were this close to ‘going into the danger zone’ on screen. You know what I mean.
8. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #10)
Slowly but surely, John Legend is making his ascent to the top. Save Room took 6 weeks to hit Number One, so it takes a minute. This song is now on rotation in the deck, I will let you know the good news later.
7. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #8)
The West Coast is BACK! Well, its pretty much just The Game and E-40 but still. It’s BACK! Oh, and Snoop Dogg’s old ass. Holy crap, it that really it from the West Coast? The Hyphy Movement lasted all of a FUCKING DAY and it kind of kicks ass. Man, hip hop works my nerves. Still, a great rolling track, although it is NINE FUCKING DEGREES all the time.
6. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #5, #1 for five weeks)
The longest reigning Number 1 is STILL hanging on to the Top 10. Go buy John Legend’s album. It’s good stuff and let’s face it, you owe it to yourself. It’s got nice grooves and isn’t Paris Hilton’s album. And we ALL KNOW how awesomely shitty that piece of shit was.
5. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 4)
I keep on hearing that Soul’d Out has a new single but I will believe it when I hear it. Until then, Soul’d Out moves down a spot but still stays in the Top 5.
4. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #3)
Nelly Furtado drops one more spot after spending a FULL MONTH at #2. Any one noticed that Nelly has become a LOT better dancer since her last album? Before her dancing was like…well MINE after a few rum and cokes. Now she actually has rhythm. She is leaps and bounds ahead of Namie Amuro (I’m sorry, she looks robotic STILL) and Koda Kumi (Yes, she can dance but so can strippers. It isn’t the same, and it hurts me inside because Kumi and I had a thing) but she is still no BoA. Few things are, though. Mmmmm….BoA.
3. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #6)
HELLS YEAH! Bennie K moves into the Top 3 for the first time! My lady loves are fighting for the Top Spot! And my heart. On a bed with pillows. Wearing bare bellied Vick jerseys and pajama shorts. Yeah…touch her hair….HELLS YEAH. Oh yeah, Top Three and stuff. I need a minute. Watch the number two video.
2. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 2)
WHAT IN THE HELL! Oh, I’m back after cleaning up. SHUT UP, I spilled some RC cola, pervs! Anyway, J Tim (fuck, I hate that but it is catchy) and T.I. get held at #2 for the second straight week? What UBERawesome entity could hold the dynamic duo back TWO WEEKS IN A ROW?! You know who…
1. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #1, #1 for three weeks)
Yeah, you know it! UVERworld tops the Chachi Countdown for the THIRD week in a row, tying Shamrock. For those of you that don’t know, this is the song that plays on the MySpace page. This single debuted at #2 on the Oricon singles chart to Japan knows the real. UVERworld is tits, man. Tits.
Well, that is the Passion of Chachi Top 20 for this week! Tune in next week to see if UVERworld can make it one full month at #1! Or see if Justin and T.I. can take the Top Spot. Or will Bennie K turn this thing into a hootenanny and take the throne? Tune in next Friday, peeps!
Okay, I am fed up with Beyonce. Fine or not, get the fuck off my TV. Oh, and get a REAL acting job! What the fuck, do you always have to be a singer?! Show some GODDAMNED RANGE, WOMAN! Samuel L. Jackson may always be the same character, but that same character KICKS ASS! From what I can tell, the actress Beyonce has no character whatsoever. She's just...Beyonce. That aint enough. Peeps, dont see Dreamgirls. Please, you are just feeding ignorance.
Oh, and for the most important part of this day...
I GOT MY CAR BACK!!
Duece is back on the street! Sexy ladies in the house cover your ass! WHOOOO! Seriously, got my car back on Thursday and it looks as good as new! I have to get a new emblem but that is minor. I am back on the streets and loving it! I'll put some pictures up at some point of my baby. She's done me right and what did I do? Put her in the shop. Im sorry, baby. It wont happen again.
Well, I am out for now. I will be back sometime next week. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
There Is No God.
Morning, peeps. All I have to say is this:
No, no, NO, NO, NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO!!
I swear to everything holy that no good will come of this. None. Shit, this just ruined my day. I will be back on Friday with the Countdown.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
No, no, NO, NO, NO NO NO NO NO FUCK NO!!
I swear to everything holy that no good will come of this. None. Shit, this just ruined my day. I will be back on Friday with the Countdown.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Yeah...I Have Been Reduced To Ranting About THIS.
Morning, everybody! Just woke up fully dressed because I was supposed to go out last night. Got home at about 12:30am, changed clothes and promptly went to sleep. Yeah, I'm an old ass man. Sorry about that, DP.
So I am sure you have all heard about it. Some of you may have even seen it. Why is the internet full of pictures of Britney Spears' gully hole? More importantly, why in the hell wasnt she wearing any drawers?! Alright ladies, its rant time.
I tried to stay calm with the back tattoo phenomenon. Although I hate them, they are a person preference and choice. You want one, knock yourself out. I sat back and didnt complain when women decided to wear thongs all the damn time. Now I know that as a man I am supposed to LIKE thongs, but I dont. I think they are stupid. Especially when women wear them like accessories and they show outside of the pants on purpose. You think its sexy, I think you need a FUCKING BELT.
Now we have a new (well, not so new as much as popularized by whores) phenomenon which is wearing short skirts with no underpants. Panties if you will. Now once again, as a man I guess people think I should like this new fashion trend (or LACK of fashion depending on your standpoint) but again I buck the trend and say it is stupid. Now I can understand wanting to be comfortable. Going commando is OKAY in pants. Especially in a speedsuit (VENTURE BROTHERS, FOOL!). Nothing sexier than a woman sweatpants with no underwear on with a nice butt. Just....hells yeah. Is nice.
Back to this issue. I never understand why women do things like this. If you pantyless in a skirt, I am ashamed to say this but your vagina become fair game. Just like walking around with a long chain in the club. Its not smart because it WILL get taken. In this day and agie of technology, sadly your no-no zone is a bullseye for cameras. There is no real reason to NOT wear underwear period, so why not wear them when they are needed the most?! The list of female celebrites caught with no underwear reads like a 'who's who' of drunken partiers. Tara Reid, Paris Hilton and now Britney Spears. I mean seriously. I know women are going to say it's their right to NOT WEAR UNDERWEAR, but it is also my right to tounge down a white chick in Birmingham. Will I do that? NO because I know that shit is dangerous and something bad might happen. I know that is a more extreme case, but it fits.
The simple fact is that there is NO reason to leave the house without underwear on. NONE. Even SPIDERMAN wears undies! Are you better than Spiderman, ladies. Hells no. By wearing them, you avoid the incidents like you see your (sadly) favorite celebs get into.
Well, I just had to get that out. I am so sick of hearing about someones vagina or nipple popping out while staggering pissy-drunk out of a nightclub. I drunkenly staggered out of a lot of clubs over the previous 6 months and I have never ONCE had my wang fall out. I'm just saying.
Well, I will try to be back on Thursday since I will be without a car for the week. Stay up, peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
AND COVER UP YOUR DAMN ASS!
So I am sure you have all heard about it. Some of you may have even seen it. Why is the internet full of pictures of Britney Spears' gully hole? More importantly, why in the hell wasnt she wearing any drawers?! Alright ladies, its rant time.
I tried to stay calm with the back tattoo phenomenon. Although I hate them, they are a person preference and choice. You want one, knock yourself out. I sat back and didnt complain when women decided to wear thongs all the damn time. Now I know that as a man I am supposed to LIKE thongs, but I dont. I think they are stupid. Especially when women wear them like accessories and they show outside of the pants on purpose. You think its sexy, I think you need a FUCKING BELT.
Now we have a new (well, not so new as much as popularized by whores) phenomenon which is wearing short skirts with no underpants. Panties if you will. Now once again, as a man I guess people think I should like this new fashion trend (or LACK of fashion depending on your standpoint) but again I buck the trend and say it is stupid. Now I can understand wanting to be comfortable. Going commando is OKAY in pants. Especially in a speedsuit (VENTURE BROTHERS, FOOL!). Nothing sexier than a woman sweatpants with no underwear on with a nice butt. Just....hells yeah. Is nice.
Back to this issue. I never understand why women do things like this. If you pantyless in a skirt, I am ashamed to say this but your vagina become fair game. Just like walking around with a long chain in the club. Its not smart because it WILL get taken. In this day and agie of technology, sadly your no-no zone is a bullseye for cameras. There is no real reason to NOT wear underwear period, so why not wear them when they are needed the most?! The list of female celebrites caught with no underwear reads like a 'who's who' of drunken partiers. Tara Reid, Paris Hilton and now Britney Spears. I mean seriously. I know women are going to say it's their right to NOT WEAR UNDERWEAR, but it is also my right to tounge down a white chick in Birmingham. Will I do that? NO because I know that shit is dangerous and something bad might happen. I know that is a more extreme case, but it fits.
The simple fact is that there is NO reason to leave the house without underwear on. NONE. Even SPIDERMAN wears undies! Are you better than Spiderman, ladies. Hells no. By wearing them, you avoid the incidents like you see your (sadly) favorite celebs get into.
Well, I just had to get that out. I am so sick of hearing about someones vagina or nipple popping out while staggering pissy-drunk out of a nightclub. I drunkenly staggered out of a lot of clubs over the previous 6 months and I have never ONCE had my wang fall out. I'm just saying.
Well, I will try to be back on Thursday since I will be without a car for the week. Stay up, peeps. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
AND COVER UP YOUR DAMN ASS!
Friday, December 01, 2006
Worst. Week. FUCKING. EVER!!
Morning peeps. An early morning update today as I am taking a day for myself. If you haven’t heard yet (I think I told the three people that read this page that I know about) The Chachi got in an accident last night. No stop signs + poles = crashes. Scientific fact. The important fact is that I'm okay and the other driver SHOULD be fine (not sure, she was being a fucking drama queen but there was a child in the van so I was a little worried) because seeing as how I couldn’t be going any faster than 15 MPH (air bags didn’t deploy and it is damn near impossible to speed in there with all the cars anyway) there wasn’t a lot of damage to either vehicle that I could see. I am going to have to get a new blinker and bumper because a Saturn is FUCKING PLASTIC and made to break. But it’s cool, everyone is fine. I will keep the peeps posted should anything else come out of this.
You know, the police can be cool sometimes. I’m usually never a fan because of how my friends (And yours truly) have been treated by the police since high school. But as I have gotten older I have realized that asshole police officers are the minority. Most officers just do their job and go home, while some abuse their power like champs. The officers last night were all cool (mainly because I have never been in an accident and have an impeccable driving record aside from the last six days) and I was cool to them. See, there is a little validity in what Chris Rock says:
And knowing is half the battle. Except for Zach because he got it BALLS DEEP on his ticket.
Man, it is already December. Thirty-one days until the new year and I must say I can’t wait. 2006 has been kind of a rough year for me. I mean life is hard no matter what and you just have to get it right and do your thing, but MAN 2006 was just The Gift and The Curse. Wow…I just quoted a Jay-Z album. It WAS a bad year. Yeah, I may do a year end wrap up of the reality show that is my life. It was also a kickass year! Douchebrawl was a success (thank you, peeps), NDK ruled ALL and didn’t smell. Got some new members to the Cru and made new friends. Except Rick, who is more of a bail-ee (or bailer depending on the situation) but aside from that I have met great people and have had a kick ass time. So it all evens out. Thanks for the success, love and support peeps!
Enough with the sob stuff. Well, you know what time it is, don’t you? It’s time for the…
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!
Let’s get started with a new entry on the Countdown:
20. Young Jeezy – I Love It (New Entry)
Okay, little known fact: I completely dig Young Jeezy. The Snowman makes his first ever appearance on the Top 20 and I like this song & video a lot more than ‘Let’s Get It’. This may be a big winter for hip-hop, with The Game, Young Jeezy and Nas all releasing albums this winter. Thug Motivation 201 in stores next Tuesday, peeps!
19. Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #14, Plunge of the Week)
Yeah, he’s still hanging on to the Countdown. Still have to pick up the album, although I found it on a certain ‘interweb’ and I likes it. Not too bad.
18. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #20)
Mmmm…I don’t even have to say anything about this. I am watching the live tour video right now and…hells yeah. Dulce Maria is just packing the heat like a flipped over Pacer. ON FIY-YAH!
17. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 15)
Anyone notice that Cico’s hair looks like what’s her face from Ghost in the Shell? Although she is an android…I’d hit that. Even still, Bennie K is on there way out. I will miss them so…
16. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #12)
Speaking of on their way out, Se7en continues his free fall from the Top 5. He has like 3 new PV’s and all are pretty good, just not Top 20 worthy. Unlike…
15. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 17)
FUCK YEAH. Now THIS is how you make a pop video. Dancing, explosions, pelvic thrusts and abs. Yeah, Bi has all the perquisites down.
14. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #19, Biggest Mover)
So I FINALLY got Nelly Furtado’s album on Tuesday and…WOW. This may be the album of the year. A motivated Timbaland produces circles around Pharrell, Scott Storch and Swiss Beatz (Yeah, I am getting sick of his fucking hook loops to make a damn hit. See Bring ‘Em Out, Cash Flow, I’m A Hustla and Untouchable). This beat is just BANANAS and Nelly puts in work with the vocals. Just an all around hit. Oh, and she is looking mighty fine in the video.
13. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (Last Week #16)
Yeah, this song is the mad notes, too. Home Made Kazoku has a new track called Everybody needs some music which is kick ass, too. We may be seeing that song on here, too. Oh, and May J is a special lady. Just wanted her to know that.
12. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #9, #1 for three weeks)
After holding down the Top 10 for more than THREE MONTHS (13 weeks) this song finally falls into the Bottom 10. Guess where this song places on the End of the Year Chachi-stravaganza? Tune in and find out!
11. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #13)
It’s weird that of the whole pop-punk-rock movement (Blink182, SR-71, Sum 41, Alien Ant Farm, about 25 other bands that suck it dry) Bowling For Soup is the one still around. Although Blink182 imploded more than anything else. Even still, I dig this song.
10. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #11)
Two songs in the Top 10? Well this may just be John Legend’s year! It will be close between UVERworld, T.I., Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado but it will be close. That and this song is groovin’.
9. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 7)
So I am kind of disappointed in Kingdom Come. I mean after a third listen it is OKAY, but nowhere near as good as The Blueprint. Hell, it’s not even The Blueprint 2. Also, this video gets annoying real quick, seeing as how it is a tie in to BUDWIESER. Geez, of all the beers.
8. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #10)
B walking up to the top, fools! After a few more go rounds, this song is pretty damn good. Too bad it has been prison rape cold (so cold the only way to stay warm is to be anally raped by a huge inmate) so I can’t have the windows down and blare this jam. Even still, it’s good stuff.
7. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #5)
After a quick cup of coffee with the Top 5, JoJo is beginning a little slide on the Countdown.
6. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #8)
Oh, yeah. Bennie K is slowing making their way to the top. They would move up FASTER if a certain someone would wear more clothes than showed off her fine, FINE tummy. You know how I feel about skinny people, but GOT DAMN Yuki has a tummy that makes me happy in the no-no zone.
5. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #3, #1 for five weeks)
After domination of the Countdown for 10 weeks, John Legend begins his slow descent down the Countdown. Even with that, he hangs on to the Top 5 for another week. Just saw a special on John on BET Wednesday because I couldn’t make it to work. Real down to Earth cat. Wish more people were like him. I bet you he doesn’t own a fucking Phantom.
4. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 6)
Soul’d Out has cracked the Top 5! Hells yeah! The more I listen to this song, the more I like it. That is one thing I like about J-Pop. The only one that can play out the song is me because I don’t hear it anywhere else.
3. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #2)
Nelly couldn’t wrestle the Number 1 spot away from John Legend or UVERworld despite four weeks at Number 2. Even still, she had an AWESOME run, especially given the competition. Hell, between those two half of the weeks the number 1 spot has been occupied by one of their songs. Great job, Nelly. Keep an eye out for Say It Right, because that video is on rotation right now as I type this.
2. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 4)
With no Usher, the new King of Pop and R&B (TWO CROWNS, FOOL! WHAT!!) moves up to the Number 2 spot to try and take the crown. Seeing as how his album only has 4 songs, he is almost out of singles. Even still, get prepared for one HELL OF A BATTLE for the top spot! Well, it is time to announce the reigning champ…
1. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #1, #1 for two weeks)
For the second week in a row, UVERworld takes the Number 1 spot on the Chachi Top 20. Hell, guess what is on right now? You guessed it. I am just going to say it: BUY TIMELESS RIGHT NOW!! Yes, I know that YesAsia is charging an arm and a leg ($17.99 I think) but it is well worth it. Also, you have paid more for a lot worse (You know you bought Color Me Badd and Billy Ray Cyrus. Consider this atonement) so why not take a chance? You don’t even have to know Japanese to enjoy them.
That is all for this week! Can UVERworld tie their own mark by holding the top spot for a third week? Or will Justin and T.I. become the NEW kings of the Countdown? Or can Nelly Furtado bounce back and take her place on top? Tune in next week to find out!
Well, I have to get some things done today so I will be back soon. I am working on the last few posts of the year so stay tuned, it should be good. The least I can do for the peeps after hearing me bitch for almost a year. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
You know, the police can be cool sometimes. I’m usually never a fan because of how my friends (And yours truly) have been treated by the police since high school. But as I have gotten older I have realized that asshole police officers are the minority. Most officers just do their job and go home, while some abuse their power like champs. The officers last night were all cool (mainly because I have never been in an accident and have an impeccable driving record aside from the last six days) and I was cool to them. See, there is a little validity in what Chris Rock says:
And knowing is half the battle. Except for Zach because he got it BALLS DEEP on his ticket.
Man, it is already December. Thirty-one days until the new year and I must say I can’t wait. 2006 has been kind of a rough year for me. I mean life is hard no matter what and you just have to get it right and do your thing, but MAN 2006 was just The Gift and The Curse. Wow…I just quoted a Jay-Z album. It WAS a bad year. Yeah, I may do a year end wrap up of the reality show that is my life. It was also a kickass year! Douchebrawl was a success (thank you, peeps), NDK ruled ALL and didn’t smell. Got some new members to the Cru and made new friends. Except Rick, who is more of a bail-ee (or bailer depending on the situation) but aside from that I have met great people and have had a kick ass time. So it all evens out. Thanks for the success, love and support peeps!
Enough with the sob stuff. Well, you know what time it is, don’t you? It’s time for the…
PASSION OF CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!
Let’s get started with a new entry on the Countdown:
20. Young Jeezy – I Love It (New Entry)
Okay, little known fact: I completely dig Young Jeezy. The Snowman makes his first ever appearance on the Top 20 and I like this song & video a lot more than ‘Let’s Get It’. This may be a big winter for hip-hop, with The Game, Young Jeezy and Nas all releasing albums this winter. Thug Motivation 201 in stores next Tuesday, peeps!
19. Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #14, Plunge of the Week)
Yeah, he’s still hanging on to the Countdown. Still have to pick up the album, although I found it on a certain ‘interweb’ and I likes it. Not too bad.
18. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser o Parecer (Last Week #20)
Mmmm…I don’t even have to say anything about this. I am watching the live tour video right now and…hells yeah. Dulce Maria is just packing the heat like a flipped over Pacer. ON FIY-YAH!
17. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 15)
Anyone notice that Cico’s hair looks like what’s her face from Ghost in the Shell? Although she is an android…I’d hit that. Even still, Bennie K is on there way out. I will miss them so…
16. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #12)
Speaking of on their way out, Se7en continues his free fall from the Top 5. He has like 3 new PV’s and all are pretty good, just not Top 20 worthy. Unlike…
15. Rain (Bi) – I’m Coming (Last Week # 17)
FUCK YEAH. Now THIS is how you make a pop video. Dancing, explosions, pelvic thrusts and abs. Yeah, Bi has all the perquisites down.
14. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (Last Week #19, Biggest Mover)
So I FINALLY got Nelly Furtado’s album on Tuesday and…WOW. This may be the album of the year. A motivated Timbaland produces circles around Pharrell, Scott Storch and Swiss Beatz (Yeah, I am getting sick of his fucking hook loops to make a damn hit. See Bring ‘Em Out, Cash Flow, I’m A Hustla and Untouchable). This beat is just BANANAS and Nelly puts in work with the vocals. Just an all around hit. Oh, and she is looking mighty fine in the video.
13. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (Last Week #16)
Yeah, this song is the mad notes, too. Home Made Kazoku has a new track called Everybody needs some music which is kick ass, too. We may be seeing that song on here, too. Oh, and May J is a special lady. Just wanted her to know that.
12. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #9, #1 for three weeks)
After holding down the Top 10 for more than THREE MONTHS (13 weeks) this song finally falls into the Bottom 10. Guess where this song places on the End of the Year Chachi-stravaganza? Tune in and find out!
11. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #13)
It’s weird that of the whole pop-punk-rock movement (Blink182, SR-71, Sum 41, Alien Ant Farm, about 25 other bands that suck it dry) Bowling For Soup is the one still around. Although Blink182 imploded more than anything else. Even still, I dig this song.
10. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #11)
Two songs in the Top 10? Well this may just be John Legend’s year! It will be close between UVERworld, T.I., Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado but it will be close. That and this song is groovin’.
9. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 7)
So I am kind of disappointed in Kingdom Come. I mean after a third listen it is OKAY, but nowhere near as good as The Blueprint. Hell, it’s not even The Blueprint 2. Also, this video gets annoying real quick, seeing as how it is a tie in to BUDWIESER. Geez, of all the beers.
8. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #10)
B walking up to the top, fools! After a few more go rounds, this song is pretty damn good. Too bad it has been prison rape cold (so cold the only way to stay warm is to be anally raped by a huge inmate) so I can’t have the windows down and blare this jam. Even still, it’s good stuff.
7. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #5)
After a quick cup of coffee with the Top 5, JoJo is beginning a little slide on the Countdown.
6. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #8)
Oh, yeah. Bennie K is slowing making their way to the top. They would move up FASTER if a certain someone would wear more clothes than showed off her fine, FINE tummy. You know how I feel about skinny people, but GOT DAMN Yuki has a tummy that makes me happy in the no-no zone.
5. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #3, #1 for five weeks)
After domination of the Countdown for 10 weeks, John Legend begins his slow descent down the Countdown. Even with that, he hangs on to the Top 5 for another week. Just saw a special on John on BET Wednesday because I couldn’t make it to work. Real down to Earth cat. Wish more people were like him. I bet you he doesn’t own a fucking Phantom.
4. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 6)
Soul’d Out has cracked the Top 5! Hells yeah! The more I listen to this song, the more I like it. That is one thing I like about J-Pop. The only one that can play out the song is me because I don’t hear it anywhere else.
3. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #2)
Nelly couldn’t wrestle the Number 1 spot away from John Legend or UVERworld despite four weeks at Number 2. Even still, she had an AWESOME run, especially given the competition. Hell, between those two half of the weeks the number 1 spot has been occupied by one of their songs. Great job, Nelly. Keep an eye out for Say It Right, because that video is on rotation right now as I type this.
2. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 4)
With no Usher, the new King of Pop and R&B (TWO CROWNS, FOOL! WHAT!!) moves up to the Number 2 spot to try and take the crown. Seeing as how his album only has 4 songs, he is almost out of singles. Even still, get prepared for one HELL OF A BATTLE for the top spot! Well, it is time to announce the reigning champ…
1. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week #1, #1 for two weeks)
For the second week in a row, UVERworld takes the Number 1 spot on the Chachi Top 20. Hell, guess what is on right now? You guessed it. I am just going to say it: BUY TIMELESS RIGHT NOW!! Yes, I know that YesAsia is charging an arm and a leg ($17.99 I think) but it is well worth it. Also, you have paid more for a lot worse (You know you bought Color Me Badd and Billy Ray Cyrus. Consider this atonement) so why not take a chance? You don’t even have to know Japanese to enjoy them.
That is all for this week! Can UVERworld tie their own mark by holding the top spot for a third week? Or will Justin and T.I. become the NEW kings of the Countdown? Or can Nelly Furtado bounce back and take her place on top? Tune in next week to find out!
Well, I have to get some things done today so I will be back soon. I am working on the last few posts of the year so stay tuned, it should be good. The least I can do for the peeps after hearing me bitch for almost a year. Chachi out.
Live, Laugh, Learn and Love.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Mother Nature Needs A Dr Tran Dicking.
Yo yo yo, peeps! Another mid-week update for you! Well, kind of. If you don’t know, it is ball-shriviling cold outside and it was snowing like a bitch this morning. Mother nature needs to get FUCKING LAID because she is taking it out on me. Stay together for the kids, bitch!
Since I’m on here, a few things I need to update you one. First things first: Bleach has ended the sucking a bit. The Bounto are in Soul Society and HITSUGAYA WAS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES IN EPISODE 104!! My god, if there was anyone that could hang with Chuck Norris, it MAY be him. Emphasis on MAY, because Chuck Norris would kill my dog for saying anything more than that. Even still, Bleach is starting to get up there with Death Note in the awesome department. Oh, and by the way: DEATH NOTE IS FUCKED UP. Wow…just kick ass.
On the note of TV shows, I just got caught up on Heroes a few weeks ago and watched over the last few weeks to finalize things. That show is average. It is kind of interesting to see how comic books are still looked at as ‘kiddie mediums’ yet Heroes has obvious roots in comics like Freshman and even the younger teams like Runaways and Young Avengers. Nothing says angst like teens with superpowers. Or mecha, but we won’t see anything like THAT here because it rules to fucking much. Even still, I guess it is watchable, just not as good as The Tick. Greatest superhero show ever. The cartoon, I mean. HONK IF YOU LOVE JUSTICE!
On to something that is truly sucking. Aqua Teen Hunger Force officially is pissing me off. After a kick ass 3rd/4th season (The Gorgatron is in love! Shoot him in the head!) the new episodes I waited for SUCK IT DRY. Aside from Handbanana, the new season has been shitty. Frylock has cancer? A grill that destroys the environment? An episode about marijuana use? What the fuck is this, an after-school special?! Geez, the movie better rule all because if it doesn’t I will never watch another episode of the Aqua Teens. It hurts me to say that because that was the best show on Adult Swim.
Okay, its commentary time. I can’t really call this a rant because I’m not upset as much as I am noticing something. After the Handbanana episode of Aqua Teen, the Health Inspector episode of The Boondocks and the Bro Rape investigation circulating the internet (BROOOOOOOO!) I have noticed something. Rape is kind of funny.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT……WAIT!!
Now let me explain. Each of these episodes focus on one thing: man on man sodomy. Has it become socially acceptable to find humor in the back-door robbery of male virtue? Let me be the first to say….yeah. I myself have never been raped and don’t want to. So I cannot comment on the emotional or physical ramifications of the act of being sexually assaulted. However, I am going to say this. ANYTHING is funny as long as it is context. Now rape (no matter what the sex) is an act of violence backed by the delusion of sexual gratification and the dehumanization of the victim. Which is fucking funny if someone is being raped by a dog made of a gloves’ DNA. I am not an advocate of rape by any stretch of the imagination. I am a fan of comedy, though. So the question is, if contextually done, can rape be a punch line? Racism, murder, anti-Semitism, diseases, drug abuse and domestic violence have all been used as punch lines for decades. Is rape any different? Just food for thought, peeps.
Holy shit; there was a Miami Vice movie?! Talk about a rape of the mind. I completely blocked that out. Speaking of Colin Farrel and failed conquests, anyone seen the whole Britney Spears/Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan Triangle of Terror? Or as I like to call them, The Gullyholes (Ok…that is supposed to be a FF X-2 reference. If you didn’t play the game you kind of won’t get it…sigh I’m a nerd)? My god, only Britney Spears could follow up the best move of her career with the worst one. To go from K-Fed as a husband to Paris Hilton as anything but a walking stick (because she’s skinny…eh, fuck it) is a true step down. Fuck the woman being famous, fuck her being the only woman aside from Madonna and Angelina Jolie (YOU BROKE UP BRAD AND JEN, YOU BIG LIPPED WHORE!!!) I can call a slut and not feel bad about it. She is just worthless, and I don’t toss that phrase around lightly on people except…well, Kevin Federline. I don’t know if Britney just lives to make bad choices or if she is desperate for attention since she aint had a hit that wasn’t Bobby Brown’s in three years or so. And by the way, that was not cool to put out a reality show about being a fucked up former pop star married to a dumbass. Whitney and Bobby invented and PERFECTED IT. Anyway, its none of my business what she does but…IT’S PARIS HILTON! If Britney didn’t catch something from K-Fed, she probably got infected with the airborne virus that is the SyphilAIDSorrea by being around Paris. Eh, people are stupid. Only someone completely stupid would wear this:
You know who is REAL stupid. Hayden Panettiere. Yes, I KNOW she is only 17. Yes, I know that putting her in a box and marrying her when she turns 18 (August 21st, 2007 but who is counting) is kind of against the law. I know that her unrequited love (see, it DOES sound better than stalking!) should tell me that she is not interested. Even still, I think she is….quite nice. When I saw these pictures….I cried peeps. I cried:
Yes, my future wife (If the ‘love restriction’ imposed by Sowelu isn’t renewed. Yes, it is known to laymen as a restraining order) is shopping with Paris Hilton. Oh, but it gets worse peeps. Look if you dare at THIS!
And even worse...this:
HAYDEN, YOU ARE SMOKING?! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Since I’m on here, a few things I need to update you one. First things first: Bleach has ended the sucking a bit. The Bounto are in Soul Society and HITSUGAYA WAS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES IN EPISODE 104!! My god, if there was anyone that could hang with Chuck Norris, it MAY be him. Emphasis on MAY, because Chuck Norris would kill my dog for saying anything more than that. Even still, Bleach is starting to get up there with Death Note in the awesome department. Oh, and by the way: DEATH NOTE IS FUCKED UP. Wow…just kick ass.
On the note of TV shows, I just got caught up on Heroes a few weeks ago and watched over the last few weeks to finalize things. That show is average. It is kind of interesting to see how comic books are still looked at as ‘kiddie mediums’ yet Heroes has obvious roots in comics like Freshman and even the younger teams like Runaways and Young Avengers. Nothing says angst like teens with superpowers. Or mecha, but we won’t see anything like THAT here because it rules to fucking much. Even still, I guess it is watchable, just not as good as The Tick. Greatest superhero show ever. The cartoon, I mean. HONK IF YOU LOVE JUSTICE!
On to something that is truly sucking. Aqua Teen Hunger Force officially is pissing me off. After a kick ass 3rd/4th season (The Gorgatron is in love! Shoot him in the head!) the new episodes I waited for SUCK IT DRY. Aside from Handbanana, the new season has been shitty. Frylock has cancer? A grill that destroys the environment? An episode about marijuana use? What the fuck is this, an after-school special?! Geez, the movie better rule all because if it doesn’t I will never watch another episode of the Aqua Teens. It hurts me to say that because that was the best show on Adult Swim.
Okay, its commentary time. I can’t really call this a rant because I’m not upset as much as I am noticing something. After the Handbanana episode of Aqua Teen, the Health Inspector episode of The Boondocks and the Bro Rape investigation circulating the internet (BROOOOOOOO!) I have noticed something. Rape is kind of funny.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT……WAIT!!
Now let me explain. Each of these episodes focus on one thing: man on man sodomy. Has it become socially acceptable to find humor in the back-door robbery of male virtue? Let me be the first to say….yeah. I myself have never been raped and don’t want to. So I cannot comment on the emotional or physical ramifications of the act of being sexually assaulted. However, I am going to say this. ANYTHING is funny as long as it is context. Now rape (no matter what the sex) is an act of violence backed by the delusion of sexual gratification and the dehumanization of the victim. Which is fucking funny if someone is being raped by a dog made of a gloves’ DNA. I am not an advocate of rape by any stretch of the imagination. I am a fan of comedy, though. So the question is, if contextually done, can rape be a punch line? Racism, murder, anti-Semitism, diseases, drug abuse and domestic violence have all been used as punch lines for decades. Is rape any different? Just food for thought, peeps.
Holy shit; there was a Miami Vice movie?! Talk about a rape of the mind. I completely blocked that out. Speaking of Colin Farrel and failed conquests, anyone seen the whole Britney Spears/Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan Triangle of Terror? Or as I like to call them, The Gullyholes (Ok…that is supposed to be a FF X-2 reference. If you didn’t play the game you kind of won’t get it…sigh I’m a nerd)? My god, only Britney Spears could follow up the best move of her career with the worst one. To go from K-Fed as a husband to Paris Hilton as anything but a walking stick (because she’s skinny…eh, fuck it) is a true step down. Fuck the woman being famous, fuck her being the only woman aside from Madonna and Angelina Jolie (YOU BROKE UP BRAD AND JEN, YOU BIG LIPPED WHORE!!!) I can call a slut and not feel bad about it. She is just worthless, and I don’t toss that phrase around lightly on people except…well, Kevin Federline. I don’t know if Britney just lives to make bad choices or if she is desperate for attention since she aint had a hit that wasn’t Bobby Brown’s in three years or so. And by the way, that was not cool to put out a reality show about being a fucked up former pop star married to a dumbass. Whitney and Bobby invented and PERFECTED IT. Anyway, its none of my business what she does but…IT’S PARIS HILTON! If Britney didn’t catch something from K-Fed, she probably got infected with the airborne virus that is the SyphilAIDSorrea by being around Paris. Eh, people are stupid. Only someone completely stupid would wear this:
You know who is REAL stupid. Hayden Panettiere. Yes, I KNOW she is only 17. Yes, I know that putting her in a box and marrying her when she turns 18 (August 21st, 2007 but who is counting) is kind of against the law. I know that her unrequited love (see, it DOES sound better than stalking!) should tell me that she is not interested. Even still, I think she is….quite nice. When I saw these pictures….I cried peeps. I cried:
Yes, my future wife (If the ‘love restriction’ imposed by Sowelu isn’t renewed. Yes, it is known to laymen as a restraining order) is shopping with Paris Hilton. Oh, but it gets worse peeps. Look if you dare at THIS!
And even worse...this:
HAYDEN, YOU ARE SMOKING?! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
My god….I’m hyperventilating…remember the good times…
OH YES YOU CAN. Yep, I’d hit that. Aaahhh, and you WONDER why I want to marry that woman, Jen?! Look at that. I mean LOOK AT HER, don’t glance her over. Ain’t nowhere to go after that but up because she can only get older! AND HAWTER! That was until I saw THIS:
Are you dancing on a pole? Okay, I know that should make me happy in pants, but it doesn’t. Not at all. Especially since Paris doesn’t know her way around a pole. I saw the movie, I’ve seen better pole work from Batman and Robin. I mean when they slid down the pole into the Batcave, get your minds out of the gutter. Hm, that didn’t sound less innuendo laden. I just…I hope she gets out of this ‘hang out with the albacore’ phase soon. You saw what it did to Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan. Or didn’t because they disappear into cracks because they don’t fucking eat anymore. Please leave her Hayden! Leave and come to me!
Well, it’s about that time. Seeing as how I have to leave for work in like…eight minutes I bid the peeps adieu. I will be back on Friday to return to the regular schedule of the Chachi Top 20 Countdown! Until then, stay up peeps.
BTW, did you know that Hayden was Kairi in Kingdom Hearts 2?
OH YES YOU CAN. Yep, I’d hit that. Aaahhh, and you WONDER why I want to marry that woman, Jen?! Look at that. I mean LOOK AT HER, don’t glance her over. Ain’t nowhere to go after that but up because she can only get older! AND HAWTER! That was until I saw THIS:
Are you dancing on a pole? Okay, I know that should make me happy in pants, but it doesn’t. Not at all. Especially since Paris doesn’t know her way around a pole. I saw the movie, I’ve seen better pole work from Batman and Robin. I mean when they slid down the pole into the Batcave, get your minds out of the gutter. Hm, that didn’t sound less innuendo laden. I just…I hope she gets out of this ‘hang out with the albacore’ phase soon. You saw what it did to Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan. Or didn’t because they disappear into cracks because they don’t fucking eat anymore. Please leave her Hayden! Leave and come to me!
Well, it’s about that time. Seeing as how I have to leave for work in like…eight minutes I bid the peeps adieu. I will be back on Friday to return to the regular schedule of the Chachi Top 20 Countdown! Until then, stay up peeps.
BTW, did you know that Hayden was Kairi in Kingdom Hearts 2?
Wow, if Hayden dressed as Kairi maybe…nah even I’m not THAT dirty. Screw that game anyway, Jiminy Cricket and his dumb ass side quest. Still haven’t completed that damn book.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
The King Of Kings Has Returned!
What is up, peeps! It is Sunday and BOY, am I late on this update. First off, I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. Being with your family, overeating and lots of football. Yep, it is what makes America great. Except for the Indians because…you know.
So because I was out of the loop on Thursday, Friday and Saturday (especially Friday and Saturday, mainly because I got a fucking ticket on Friday and ranted until 2:30am about stuff at Nolan’s on Saturday) my schedule is all off whack. So today is a Very Special Sunday edition of….
THE CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!
20. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser O Parecer (New Entry)
IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME! Picked up Celestial with Nolan, Zach and Nick before it was released to the public (yeah, we gots it like that) and after just dumping it on the iPod…I have no idea what they are talking about. But it doesn’t matter because they are HAWT. Except Diego, who fucking sucks.
19. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (New Entry)
Mmmm, can’t go wrong with more Nelly Furtado. I just heard this song the other day because I STILL don’t own the album yet. Also, All Good Things (Come To An End) came out I think two weeks ago and I likes that video, too. I may just run and grab the album today. Anyway, enjoy this video.
18. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
Well, no new single out and a video that doesn’t have the same luster to it. However, check out some of Young Dro’s freestyle work. It aint too shabby.
17. Bi (Rain) – I’m Coming (New Entry)
DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO?! Can you say epic, peeps? Hells yes. J.T. and Se7en are officially on notice. This is the greatest dance sequence EVER. Pelvic thrusts = screaming fans. Note to self: work that into the boy band dance moves.
16. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (Last Week #19)
Yeah, this song is beginning to annoy the people that ride with me. It is on all the time and for good reason. This song is pretty damn bad ass. Oh, and I must mention again; May J is hot. Really hot.
15. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 13)
Yeah, this song drops a little more this week. You know, The Bennie K Show 2: On The Floor wasn’t bad for an EP. Had five good songs and well worth the purchase. Unlink the Kumi Koda DVD/CD I got. And the DVD isn’t region free like the box says! Assholes. Even still, there is more Bennie K on the way. Don’t fret peeps.
14. Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #10)
So it is finally out. The Doctor’s Advocate is in stores now and I got a good listen to it while out on Saturday. It actually wasn’t that bad. It was surprisingly good. Nowhere near as good as RBD (few things are) but it was one of the best hip-hop albums of this year. Good job, Game. Your reward is falling 4 spots.
13. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #15)
The more I live life, the more I see that this video speaks the truth. For some people, high school never DOES end. People still act like idiots around the opposite sex, people still have their little cliques and people still are jealous of the smart. Yep, first the banana man at NDK and now this. Carry on, Bowling for Soup. Carry on.
12. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7, Plunge of the Week)
Yeah, Se7en has officially fallen behind Bi in the coolness factor. After I’m Coming, he needs come correct to top THAT. I’m just saying, pelvic thrusts make the pop video. Rapid pelvic thrusts just RULE. I am taking note for the boy band.
11. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #14)
Just outside the Top 10, John Legend has his first video of the Top 20 Countdown. Still pisses me off to see R. Kelly getting more airplay, but thems the breaks because people don’t know good music for the most part.
10. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #12)
The Game has his second video on the countdown this week. Like I said, I am a fan of Game (well, I’m more of a non-fan of Curtis ‘Silverback’ Jackson) but I am not a fan of the video as much as I am a fan of the song. Like I have said before, it harkens back to the days of middle school. A simpler time when the West Coast ruled the Springs. WESTSIDE!
9. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #6, #1 for three weeks)
So I finally have my crew digging the UVERworld I must say it is about time. After hearing Just Melody a while back I thought they were awesome. Then I heard D-Technolife on Bleach and it has been all about the ‘World ever since. Also, this song has not only been on the Countdown since the first one in September, it has been in the Top 10 the WHOLE time. That is staying power, peeps.
8. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #11)
Yes. All I can say is yes. This song initially seemed kind of hokey, but it has grown on me quite a bit. Besides, you KNOW you wanted to see J-Country. I know I did.
7. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 8)
So I just bought Kingdom Come on Tuesday. I got it, listened to it at work (because I fucking HATE THAT PLACE. Yeah, I said it) and all I can say is….
WE WAITED THREE YEARS FOR THAT?
My god, man. Don’t get me wrong, it was OKAY. But much like Micheal Jordan, his come back was kind of average. Maybe it was expectation; maybe I have just lost my mind. I just think that this album isn’t his best work. It isn’t even his third best work. It is just average. After hearing what the man can do, it is kind of a letdown.
6. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 9)
Diggy-Mo and company are slowly and surely making their way to the Top 5. This song is up there with Dream Drive and To All Tha Dreamers (GREATEST. DANCE SONG. EVER.) in their body of work although all of their videos look the EXACT SAME. Even still, it’s a diggable jam.
5. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #4)
Ooohh, a short stay in the Top Five for JoJo. She kind of (DEFINITLY) needs a new video. The album aint bad, get to cracking. Also, I am not a fan of jail. And she is kind of hot. In a jailbait kind of way. Which is WRONG, peeps. Wrong, but oh so right.
4. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 5)
Well DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! J.T. and T.I. in the same place at the same time is a guaranteed hit! Second Top Five hit for J.T. and second guest appearance Top Five hit for T.I. Oh, and pop kicks ass. I don’t care what anyone says.
3. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for five weeks)
The king has been removed from his throne! John Legend is out of the top spot after holding it for more than a month. Congrats to John Legend for his five weeks at the top. I still groove to this when I drive back from the Mouth of Hades on Fridays. Oh, and give the album a spin. It is a great listen. Time for the top two…
2. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #2)
Once again, Ms. Furtado is held to number two. Not a bad spot, seeing as she has a new video on the countdown. Even still, she is holding on and there is no shame in number two. However, we have a new number one. Well, maybe not so new.
1. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 3)
Yes, that number next to that name is a 1. UVERworld has their second number one video in the short time this has been going on. This jam is on the MP3 deck in the car quite often, only being out listened to Sakura Kiss (the opening for Ouran High School Club which is so damn awesome!) Congrats to the guys! Oh, and the CD maxi single has an acoustic version of Yasashisa no Shizuku which is the MAD NOTES.
Well, that is all for the Countdown. Can UVERworld hold on next week? Or will Nelly Furtado FINALLY take her spot on top? Or can Justin Timberlake not only be the new King of Pop (oh yeah, I went there) but the new King of the Countdown? Tune in Friday when I return to my normal schedule!
Well, that is all for now, peeps. I will try to be back up during the week. Stay up, peeps. Chachi is out.
Live, Laugh and Love.
So because I was out of the loop on Thursday, Friday and Saturday (especially Friday and Saturday, mainly because I got a fucking ticket on Friday and ranted until 2:30am about stuff at Nolan’s on Saturday) my schedule is all off whack. So today is a Very Special Sunday edition of….
THE CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!
20. RBD (Rebelde) – Ser O Parecer (New Entry)
IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME! Picked up Celestial with Nolan, Zach and Nick before it was released to the public (yeah, we gots it like that) and after just dumping it on the iPod…I have no idea what they are talking about. But it doesn’t matter because they are HAWT. Except Diego, who fucking sucks.
19. Nelly Furtado – Say It Right (New Entry)
Mmmm, can’t go wrong with more Nelly Furtado. I just heard this song the other day because I STILL don’t own the album yet. Also, All Good Things (Come To An End) came out I think two weeks ago and I likes that video, too. I may just run and grab the album today. Anyway, enjoy this video.
18. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 17)
Well, no new single out and a video that doesn’t have the same luster to it. However, check out some of Young Dro’s freestyle work. It aint too shabby.
17. Bi (Rain) – I’m Coming (New Entry)
DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO?! Can you say epic, peeps? Hells yes. J.T. and Se7en are officially on notice. This is the greatest dance sequence EVER. Pelvic thrusts = screaming fans. Note to self: work that into the boy band dance moves.
16. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (Last Week #19)
Yeah, this song is beginning to annoy the people that ride with me. It is on all the time and for good reason. This song is pretty damn bad ass. Oh, and I must mention again; May J is hot. Really hot.
15. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 13)
Yeah, this song drops a little more this week. You know, The Bennie K Show 2: On The Floor wasn’t bad for an EP. Had five good songs and well worth the purchase. Unlink the Kumi Koda DVD/CD I got. And the DVD isn’t region free like the box says! Assholes. Even still, there is more Bennie K on the way. Don’t fret peeps.
14. Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #10)
So it is finally out. The Doctor’s Advocate is in stores now and I got a good listen to it while out on Saturday. It actually wasn’t that bad. It was surprisingly good. Nowhere near as good as RBD (few things are) but it was one of the best hip-hop albums of this year. Good job, Game. Your reward is falling 4 spots.
13. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #15)
The more I live life, the more I see that this video speaks the truth. For some people, high school never DOES end. People still act like idiots around the opposite sex, people still have their little cliques and people still are jealous of the smart. Yep, first the banana man at NDK and now this. Carry on, Bowling for Soup. Carry on.
12. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #7, Plunge of the Week)
Yeah, Se7en has officially fallen behind Bi in the coolness factor. After I’m Coming, he needs come correct to top THAT. I’m just saying, pelvic thrusts make the pop video. Rapid pelvic thrusts just RULE. I am taking note for the boy band.
11. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #14)
Just outside the Top 10, John Legend has his first video of the Top 20 Countdown. Still pisses me off to see R. Kelly getting more airplay, but thems the breaks because people don’t know good music for the most part.
10. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #12)
The Game has his second video on the countdown this week. Like I said, I am a fan of Game (well, I’m more of a non-fan of Curtis ‘Silverback’ Jackson) but I am not a fan of the video as much as I am a fan of the song. Like I have said before, it harkens back to the days of middle school. A simpler time when the West Coast ruled the Springs. WESTSIDE!
9. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #6, #1 for three weeks)
So I finally have my crew digging the UVERworld I must say it is about time. After hearing Just Melody a while back I thought they were awesome. Then I heard D-Technolife on Bleach and it has been all about the ‘World ever since. Also, this song has not only been on the Countdown since the first one in September, it has been in the Top 10 the WHOLE time. That is staying power, peeps.
8. Bennie K – Joy Trip (Last Week #11)
Yes. All I can say is yes. This song initially seemed kind of hokey, but it has grown on me quite a bit. Besides, you KNOW you wanted to see J-Country. I know I did.
7. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 8)
So I just bought Kingdom Come on Tuesday. I got it, listened to it at work (because I fucking HATE THAT PLACE. Yeah, I said it) and all I can say is….
WE WAITED THREE YEARS FOR THAT?
My god, man. Don’t get me wrong, it was OKAY. But much like Micheal Jordan, his come back was kind of average. Maybe it was expectation; maybe I have just lost my mind. I just think that this album isn’t his best work. It isn’t even his third best work. It is just average. After hearing what the man can do, it is kind of a letdown.
6. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 9)
Diggy-Mo and company are slowly and surely making their way to the Top 5. This song is up there with Dream Drive and To All Tha Dreamers (GREATEST. DANCE SONG. EVER.) in their body of work although all of their videos look the EXACT SAME. Even still, it’s a diggable jam.
5. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #4)
Ooohh, a short stay in the Top Five for JoJo. She kind of (DEFINITLY) needs a new video. The album aint bad, get to cracking. Also, I am not a fan of jail. And she is kind of hot. In a jailbait kind of way. Which is WRONG, peeps. Wrong, but oh so right.
4. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 5)
Well DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! J.T. and T.I. in the same place at the same time is a guaranteed hit! Second Top Five hit for J.T. and second guest appearance Top Five hit for T.I. Oh, and pop kicks ass. I don’t care what anyone says.
3. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for five weeks)
The king has been removed from his throne! John Legend is out of the top spot after holding it for more than a month. Congrats to John Legend for his five weeks at the top. I still groove to this when I drive back from the Mouth of Hades on Fridays. Oh, and give the album a spin. It is a great listen. Time for the top two…
2. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #2)
Once again, Ms. Furtado is held to number two. Not a bad spot, seeing as she has a new video on the countdown. Even still, she is holding on and there is no shame in number two. However, we have a new number one. Well, maybe not so new.
1. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 3)
Yes, that number next to that name is a 1. UVERworld has their second number one video in the short time this has been going on. This jam is on the MP3 deck in the car quite often, only being out listened to Sakura Kiss (the opening for Ouran High School Club which is so damn awesome!) Congrats to the guys! Oh, and the CD maxi single has an acoustic version of Yasashisa no Shizuku which is the MAD NOTES.
Well, that is all for the Countdown. Can UVERworld hold on next week? Or will Nelly Furtado FINALLY take her spot on top? Or can Justin Timberlake not only be the new King of Pop (oh yeah, I went there) but the new King of the Countdown? Tune in Friday when I return to my normal schedule!
Well, that is all for now, peeps. I will try to be back up during the week. Stay up, peeps. Chachi is out.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Monday, November 20, 2006
Yep....It's Monday.
Morning, peeps! It is a beautiful Monday here in the Centennial State and….yeah it still sucks. At least its only three days until Thanksgiving! The day the Indiana Hoosiers were defeated by the Pilgrims for the NCAA Turkey Title. Or something along the lines of that, I really never listened to the story. I would ask an Indian, but you know…there are none. ZING!
So this weekend was uneventful for the most part aside from the Michigan/Ohio State game. I was wrong in my prediction about the special teams, as Ginn and Breaston were non-factors in the punt/kick return game. Even though Michigan lost, respect to Mike Hart. He took some MAN-SIZED HITS on Saturday and kept on getting up and laying a few of his own. That deserves a ‘big ups’ because that was a physical game, despite the score. Not like it matters, there will be a rematch on January 8th anyway. Just kidding, I don’t think that will happen.
So it is time for this weeks installment of…
MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES TO THE MOVIES!!!
Well, this weekend the temporary AB2 members (Nolan, Zach, Nick and I) checked out Happy Feet. First off, I am not a fan of kids. However, they don’t need to see military recruitment commercials before a kid’s movie. The last thing kids should be wanted to do is bear arms for their country. They should be bearing arms for their country, but in Call Of Duty or Halo 2. Or to a better extent, Gears of War. Man, I need a 360 NOW! Anyway, back to the movie. Lets run this down:
Hugh Jackman singing (Yes, Wolverine can sing)
-
Brittney Murphy (Never been a fan of her voice. Sorry)
+
Robin Williams as a Hispanic character (Ramon muy es bueno!)
-
Lack of ACTUAL latin characters
+
A Spanish rendition of Frank Sinatra’s My Way (FUCK YES!)
+
Nicole Kidman singing (LOVE her voice, hate her body. Sorry, she makes my penis soft)
+
Fat Joe as a penguin (Funniest thing I have seen all year!)
+
Boogie Wonderland (Greatest. Dance song. Ever)
=
A Great Movie!
As kids movies go, the producers stuck in a lot of adult humor (innuendo…in YOUR endo!!) and sight gags that kids may or may not get. Seeing as how they watch the MTV now I am sure they have seen worse. However that being said, the animation of the dance numbers and the movie in general is enough to go. Although the benchmark for animation has been set by Advent Children (the movie was bad, but the animation was the best EVER) this movie was pretty damn good. The voice-acting was good albeit over the top in come cases (I am looking right at Robin Williams, although he was HILARIOUS as Ramon) but all-in-all, the movie was a great watch even with the lame ass enviournmental ending. Oh, and Elijah Wood is a fucktard in animated form as well. My god, I loathe his existence. Even still, he couldn’t spoil this movie (and he tried, boy did he try with his ‘acting’) and it is well worth the watch. Chachi gives this movie…
An 8 out of 10!
(A great watch, a little low-brow and self-indulgent but still worth the watch. Aside from Cars, the best cartoon movie of the year.)
Well, the year is wrapping up which means I will FINALLY be finishing up The Chachi’s! I told you I would do it! The categories are the same but there will be new nominees. I will work on it odds are Friday with Zach, Nick and Nolan to have it up on Monday. Oh, and before I go I just picked up the Civil War #5 and wow. Tony Stark got SERVED. Man, Daredevil just made up for his shitty movie with one line. Well, that is all for now. Stay up, peeps. I will be back soon, hopefully tomorrow or Wednesday.
Live, Laugh and Love.
So this weekend was uneventful for the most part aside from the Michigan/Ohio State game. I was wrong in my prediction about the special teams, as Ginn and Breaston were non-factors in the punt/kick return game. Even though Michigan lost, respect to Mike Hart. He took some MAN-SIZED HITS on Saturday and kept on getting up and laying a few of his own. That deserves a ‘big ups’ because that was a physical game, despite the score. Not like it matters, there will be a rematch on January 8th anyway. Just kidding, I don’t think that will happen.
So it is time for this weeks installment of…
MASTER CHIEF CAPTAIN CHACHI GOES TO THE MOVIES!!!
Well, this weekend the temporary AB2 members (Nolan, Zach, Nick and I) checked out Happy Feet. First off, I am not a fan of kids. However, they don’t need to see military recruitment commercials before a kid’s movie. The last thing kids should be wanted to do is bear arms for their country. They should be bearing arms for their country, but in Call Of Duty or Halo 2. Or to a better extent, Gears of War. Man, I need a 360 NOW! Anyway, back to the movie. Lets run this down:
Hugh Jackman singing (Yes, Wolverine can sing)
-
Brittney Murphy (Never been a fan of her voice. Sorry)
+
Robin Williams as a Hispanic character (Ramon muy es bueno!)
-
Lack of ACTUAL latin characters
+
A Spanish rendition of Frank Sinatra’s My Way (FUCK YES!)
+
Nicole Kidman singing (LOVE her voice, hate her body. Sorry, she makes my penis soft)
+
Fat Joe as a penguin (Funniest thing I have seen all year!)
+
Boogie Wonderland (Greatest. Dance song. Ever)
=
A Great Movie!
As kids movies go, the producers stuck in a lot of adult humor (innuendo…in YOUR endo!!) and sight gags that kids may or may not get. Seeing as how they watch the MTV now I am sure they have seen worse. However that being said, the animation of the dance numbers and the movie in general is enough to go. Although the benchmark for animation has been set by Advent Children (the movie was bad, but the animation was the best EVER) this movie was pretty damn good. The voice-acting was good albeit over the top in come cases (I am looking right at Robin Williams, although he was HILARIOUS as Ramon) but all-in-all, the movie was a great watch even with the lame ass enviournmental ending. Oh, and Elijah Wood is a fucktard in animated form as well. My god, I loathe his existence. Even still, he couldn’t spoil this movie (and he tried, boy did he try with his ‘acting’) and it is well worth the watch. Chachi gives this movie…
An 8 out of 10!
(A great watch, a little low-brow and self-indulgent but still worth the watch. Aside from Cars, the best cartoon movie of the year.)
Well, the year is wrapping up which means I will FINALLY be finishing up The Chachi’s! I told you I would do it! The categories are the same but there will be new nominees. I will work on it odds are Friday with Zach, Nick and Nolan to have it up on Monday. Oh, and before I go I just picked up the Civil War #5 and wow. Tony Stark got SERVED. Man, Daredevil just made up for his shitty movie with one line. Well, that is all for now. Stay up, peeps. I will be back soon, hopefully tomorrow or Wednesday.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Friday, November 17, 2006
Failure To Launch....Again
Good morning, peeps! I know it has been a few days since I have been up, how have the peeps been? The Duece is doing a little better after a Martin Lawrence-type episode on Tuesday. Minus the running around in the street waving a gun. I had a bat. Luckily, it was a rather uneventful week so there wasn’t much to talk about….
THE PS3!
I almost forgot! So the HUGEST LAUNCH since the 3DO happened last night. Seeing as how Sony only made three of those mother-fuckers it is hard to call it a success. I really don’t think I am going to buy a PS3 for about 6 months. Out of spite. The fact that Nintendo has 4 MILLION Wii’s (Heh, Wii’s) on the market at release while Sony has ONE TENTH OF THAT with a supposedly larger market is fucking clownshoes. Combine that with Gears of War (Which has officially applied for a restraining order against me for…you know…hiding out of its window and making creepy phone calls to. Geez, it’s just like a woman. WHOA!) for the Xbox360 and Sony can officially SUCK MY BLACK BALLS. We as gamers don’t need this shit. Overpriced system (who gives a fuck about Blu-Ray?! After buying the system you cant afford to buy a TV to fucking take advantage of it any-damn-way!) with few good launch games and LAAAAAAME marketing equal a system that wont (or cant since it sold out in 2001) be purchased by me anytime soon. I am getting a Wii and Xbox360. For the same damn price of a PS3. Eat my ass, Sony. Well it seems SOMEONE really wanted a PS3. Enough to shoot a n***a for it. You know, that is fucking sad. No one ever got shot for an Atari Jaguar. Well that one guy, but he shot him to put him out of his misery because if you bought that you were fucking slow. Just sad.
Well it is about that time again, peeps. Last week John Legend topped the chart. Who will top it this week? Let’s find out because it is time for the…
CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!
Let’s start off with an old favorite making his last run….
20. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 14, Plunge of the Week)
So it is time to say goodbye to Bi. However, I have been listening to his new song NON-STOP over the last few days. It is the mad notes. Too bad for this song, I used to really like it. But I’m petty.
19. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (New Entry)
Now THIS is a jam. I just got the video the other day and needless to say, it is pretty good. The song is on point, and May J is HAWT. She may be taking over Kumi Koda’s spot in my heart. That and the more Home Made Kazoku the better.
18. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 17)
You know; if they have a new video or single I haven’t seen it. I can’t bring myself to buy the album, either. Oh, and Amy Lee is still hawt. Carry on.
17. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 16)
Bouncing down a spot is Young Dro. This song just doesn’t have that bounce like Shoulder Lean did. It’s a shame because his verse on the Diddy ATL remix of ‘Come To Me’ is on point. Here is to another single soon.
16. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 12, #1 for one week)
Still hanging on for dear life is Rascal Flatts. I keep on meaning to get a copy of their album but…I don’t want to explain why I am buying a country album. It was hard enough buying the Yoko Ishida album in public. I can’t afford that kind of scrutiny.
15. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #20)
Now THIS is music. Man, this song is my new national anthem. Although I have been saying this same fact for two fricking years it is good to see that the mainstream sees the crap as well. That and poop jokes can still be funny.
14. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #18)
With the dominance that Save Room has had over my ears, I nearly forgot about the rest of the album. This song and video is pretty sweet. Looks like Mr. Legend has another hit on his hands.
13. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 8)
Yeah, I’m sad to see this, too. However, Joy Trip has grown on me a little too much and this song has to suffer for it.
12. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #16)
So Game is low riding his way up the countdown. I’m not a fan of the constant work with Snoop Dogg but eh, what can you do. He’s everywhere. He is sitting with me right now. Fo shizzle.
11. Bennie K – Joy Ride (Last Week #14)
Just outside the Top 10 and Bennie K is knocking on the door yet again. I just got a non-PV rip of this song on my iPod and yes it is that fucking awesome. Cowboy Troy WISHES he was half this good. Black bastard.
10. Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #7)
So we have our second appearance by Game. Like I said, it has been a slow year for hip hop because there have been no big releases (Aside from T.I. and Diddy. I just shuddered, peeps) and this is the only new rap that is tolerable. Keep it up, Game.
9. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 11)
Diggy Mo and cru in the Top 10, ya’ll! Hells yeah! This song is quite the fricking awesome. Still waiting on the album and just like UVERworld, an American release from Soul’d Out would kick ass right now.
8. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 10)
I have nothing to say. I like this song. On 11/21/2006 I will be buying his album. I am ashamed.
7. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #5)
Uh-oh. Se7en is falling down to Earth after a stint in the Top 5. Congrats, that in itself is an accomplishment. He also has a new single with La La La. Just saw the video and it is sad. Made me almost cry, if I had a heart and all. We may be seeing it soon.
6. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)
Well, the dominance of this song in the Top Five (In the Top Five since the beginning!) has finally ended. Don’t feel too bad, they still have another one and a single WHICH I MUST BUY in stores now. In Japan, anyway.
5. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 9)
Well it was about time. JT and T.I. have leapt into the top five and have their eyes on the top! This song is the mad notes. Nolan pointed out that the album was 3 songs and 19 interludes and he was correct. Aint a song in the bunch, but it still RULES ALL. Oh, and is that Rosario Dawson in the video? Mmmmm….
4. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #5)
Oh, man. JoJo is hanging tough to the Top 5, mainly because every three minutes this song is on somewhere. I mean seriously, it is on all the time. Needless to say, I love the song nonetheless.
3. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 4)
UVERworld, back again! With their second song in the Top Six you have to give them props. They are THAT FUCKING GOOD. I mean seriously, even if you don’t understand a word (or even worse understand six or seven like me) you can still rawk out and vibe to Timeless. And this video and song rule all. Every band needs a ballad, right?
2. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #2)
Ms. Furtado hangs on at # 2 for the second straight week. I must say, she really wants the top spot. However, she was thwarted like all the competition by a certain Legendary individual….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for five weeks)
Holy crap, five weeks at #1?! He is a record breaker, peeps! Save Room tops the chart even as Heaven is moving up the Countdown. John has a lock on this bad boy. Congrats, John you have earned it!
Well peeps that is it for this weeks countdown! Can John Legend hold on for an unimaginable SIXTH week? Or will Nelly Furtado FINALLY take her spot at the Top? Or will UVERworld make it 2 for 2 and take #1 with their second video? Find out next week!
Tonight I am going to try to see Happy Feet. Hugh Jackman + penguins + singing = FUCK YEAH. Too bad there will be kids there. They are my nemesis. Oh, and check out #2 Michigan at #1 Ohio State tomorrow! I know I will! Oh, and the new Bond is out today, too! Greatest weekend ever? Maybe, peeps. Maybe. I will be back soon, peeps. Stay up.
Live, Laugh and Love.
THE PS3!
I almost forgot! So the HUGEST LAUNCH since the 3DO happened last night. Seeing as how Sony only made three of those mother-fuckers it is hard to call it a success. I really don’t think I am going to buy a PS3 for about 6 months. Out of spite. The fact that Nintendo has 4 MILLION Wii’s (Heh, Wii’s) on the market at release while Sony has ONE TENTH OF THAT with a supposedly larger market is fucking clownshoes. Combine that with Gears of War (Which has officially applied for a restraining order against me for…you know…hiding out of its window and making creepy phone calls to. Geez, it’s just like a woman. WHOA!) for the Xbox360 and Sony can officially SUCK MY BLACK BALLS. We as gamers don’t need this shit. Overpriced system (who gives a fuck about Blu-Ray?! After buying the system you cant afford to buy a TV to fucking take advantage of it any-damn-way!) with few good launch games and LAAAAAAME marketing equal a system that wont (or cant since it sold out in 2001) be purchased by me anytime soon. I am getting a Wii and Xbox360. For the same damn price of a PS3. Eat my ass, Sony. Well it seems SOMEONE really wanted a PS3. Enough to shoot a n***a for it. You know, that is fucking sad. No one ever got shot for an Atari Jaguar. Well that one guy, but he shot him to put him out of his misery because if you bought that you were fucking slow. Just sad.
Well it is about that time again, peeps. Last week John Legend topped the chart. Who will top it this week? Let’s find out because it is time for the…
CHACHI TOP 20 COUNTDOWN!!!
Let’s start off with an old favorite making his last run….
20. Bi (Rain) – Move On (Last Week # 14, Plunge of the Week)
So it is time to say goodbye to Bi. However, I have been listening to his new song NON-STOP over the last few days. It is the mad notes. Too bad for this song, I used to really like it. But I’m petty.
19. Pushim, RHYMESTER, HOME MADE KAZOKU, MABOROSHI, May J – I Say Yeah (New Entry)
Now THIS is a jam. I just got the video the other day and needless to say, it is pretty good. The song is on point, and May J is HAWT. She may be taking over Kumi Koda’s spot in my heart. That and the more Home Made Kazoku the better.
18. Evanesence - Call Me When You're Sober (Last Week # 17)
You know; if they have a new video or single I haven’t seen it. I can’t bring myself to buy the album, either. Oh, and Amy Lee is still hawt. Carry on.
17. Young Dro - Rubber Band Banks (Last Week # 16)
Bouncing down a spot is Young Dro. This song just doesn’t have that bounce like Shoulder Lean did. It’s a shame because his verse on the Diddy ATL remix of ‘Come To Me’ is on point. Here is to another single soon.
16. Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most (Last Week # 12, #1 for one week)
Still hanging on for dear life is Rascal Flatts. I keep on meaning to get a copy of their album but…I don’t want to explain why I am buying a country album. It was hard enough buying the Yoko Ishida album in public. I can’t afford that kind of scrutiny.
15. Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends (Last Week #20)
Now THIS is music. Man, this song is my new national anthem. Although I have been saying this same fact for two fricking years it is good to see that the mainstream sees the crap as well. That and poop jokes can still be funny.
14. John Legend – Heaven (Last Week #18)
With the dominance that Save Room has had over my ears, I nearly forgot about the rest of the album. This song and video is pretty sweet. Looks like Mr. Legend has another hit on his hands.
13. Bennie K feat. Tsuyoshi – Rensou Game (Last Week # 8)
Yeah, I’m sad to see this, too. However, Joy Trip has grown on me a little too much and this song has to suffer for it.
12. Game – Let’s Ride (Last Week #16)
So Game is low riding his way up the countdown. I’m not a fan of the constant work with Snoop Dogg but eh, what can you do. He’s everywhere. He is sitting with me right now. Fo shizzle.
11. Bennie K – Joy Ride (Last Week #14)
Just outside the Top 10 and Bennie K is knocking on the door yet again. I just got a non-PV rip of this song on my iPod and yes it is that fucking awesome. Cowboy Troy WISHES he was half this good. Black bastard.
10. Game – It’s Okay (Last Week #7)
So we have our second appearance by Game. Like I said, it has been a slow year for hip hop because there have been no big releases (Aside from T.I. and Diddy. I just shuddered, peeps) and this is the only new rap that is tolerable. Keep it up, Game.
9. Soul’d Out – Starlight Destiny (Last Week # 11)
Diggy Mo and cru in the Top 10, ya’ll! Hells yeah! This song is quite the fricking awesome. Still waiting on the album and just like UVERworld, an American release from Soul’d Out would kick ass right now.
8. Jay Z – Give Me What You Got (Last Week # 10)
I have nothing to say. I like this song. On 11/21/2006 I will be buying his album. I am ashamed.
7. Se7en – I Wanna… (Last Week #5)
Uh-oh. Se7en is falling down to Earth after a stint in the Top 5. Congrats, that in itself is an accomplishment. He also has a new single with La La La. Just saw the video and it is sad. Made me almost cry, if I had a heart and all. We may be seeing it soon.
6. UVERworld - Shamrock (Last Week #3, #1 for three weeks)
Well, the dominance of this song in the Top Five (In the Top Five since the beginning!) has finally ended. Don’t feel too bad, they still have another one and a single WHICH I MUST BUY in stores now. In Japan, anyway.
5. Justin Timberlake feat. T.I. – My Love (Last Week # 9)
Well it was about time. JT and T.I. have leapt into the top five and have their eyes on the top! This song is the mad notes. Nolan pointed out that the album was 3 songs and 19 interludes and he was correct. Aint a song in the bunch, but it still RULES ALL. Oh, and is that Rosario Dawson in the video? Mmmmm….
4. JoJo – Too Little, Too Late (Last Week #5)
Oh, man. JoJo is hanging tough to the Top 5, mainly because every three minutes this song is on somewhere. I mean seriously, it is on all the time. Needless to say, I love the song nonetheless.
3. UVERworld - Kimi no Suki na Uta (Last Week # 4)
UVERworld, back again! With their second song in the Top Six you have to give them props. They are THAT FUCKING GOOD. I mean seriously, even if you don’t understand a word (or even worse understand six or seven like me) you can still rawk out and vibe to Timeless. And this video and song rule all. Every band needs a ballad, right?
2. Nelly Furtado – Maneater (Last Week #2)
Ms. Furtado hangs on at # 2 for the second straight week. I must say, she really wants the top spot. However, she was thwarted like all the competition by a certain Legendary individual….
1. John Legend – Save Room (Last Week #1, #1 for five weeks)
Holy crap, five weeks at #1?! He is a record breaker, peeps! Save Room tops the chart even as Heaven is moving up the Countdown. John has a lock on this bad boy. Congrats, John you have earned it!
Well peeps that is it for this weeks countdown! Can John Legend hold on for an unimaginable SIXTH week? Or will Nelly Furtado FINALLY take her spot at the Top? Or will UVERworld make it 2 for 2 and take #1 with their second video? Find out next week!
Tonight I am going to try to see Happy Feet. Hugh Jackman + penguins + singing = FUCK YEAH. Too bad there will be kids there. They are my nemesis. Oh, and check out #2 Michigan at #1 Ohio State tomorrow! I know I will! Oh, and the new Bond is out today, too! Greatest weekend ever? Maybe, peeps. Maybe. I will be back soon, peeps. Stay up.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Holy Crap, Filler Day.
Hey, peeps! The boy band is going through some re-tooling (AWESOME re-tooling) and I never thought this idea could kick more ass but I think I may have created something that would impress the great Pop Gods' themselves. It will rule all, peeps. Still send your videos and resumes in. Let’s just say I will need more people to make this work. Hells yeah.
So it is only Tuesday and I want it to be Friday. Man, this year has gone by fast. It is almost Thanksgiving. Hard to believe I was given my walking papers less than 8 months ago. What is even harder to believe is that my dumb ass has been commuting to Denver for 6 months. What the fuck is my major malfunction. I will blame it on the fact I love too much.
Speaking of love, I put up a while back that the Chachi himself was looking for love (the love of a WOMAN or a Gackt). I have decided since that maybe that aint right for me. You know why? Because…well…I’m kind of an asshole and am hard to get along with. I never knew how much of a jerk I could be until I took a step back and looked at how I talk to women. I am the most condescending, arrogant, conceited, apathetic person ever. And you know what, peeps? I RULE ALL!! I am bloody hilarious! And if you can’t dig the humor of the Chachi, then my friend you don’t know funny. So if any ladies out there want to kick it with a nice, you know what to do. Stay away from me because I’m an asshole. Yeah, it’s lonely at the top. *sigh* I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!!!
So I don’t talk about sports much on this blog, but this has to be said. Ohio State vs. Michigan is going to be an interesting game. Mainly because I can’t see it being close because neither team has proven much to me (I am not an expert, though) because aside from Wisconsin (who OSU didn’t play) the rest of the Big Ten is average. Personally, I believe that NEITHER has the defense or offense to beat Florida (they beat Georgia, Tennessee and LSU. The SEC is THE conference in college football, fuck the Big East) on a neutral field if Urban Meyer gets his head out of his ass, but that is neither here nor there. I still think that this game will be good. I think Ohio State wins it 31-20. I don’t see Troy Smith having a monster game, but Michigan is untested on special teams and I think that is where Ohio State has a HUGE advantage. Watch a punt return change the course of the game.
Well, that is all for now. I have some stuff to do today (wink-wink) so I will be back soon. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
So it is only Tuesday and I want it to be Friday. Man, this year has gone by fast. It is almost Thanksgiving. Hard to believe I was given my walking papers less than 8 months ago. What is even harder to believe is that my dumb ass has been commuting to Denver for 6 months. What the fuck is my major malfunction. I will blame it on the fact I love too much.
Speaking of love, I put up a while back that the Chachi himself was looking for love (the love of a WOMAN or a Gackt). I have decided since that maybe that aint right for me. You know why? Because…well…I’m kind of an asshole and am hard to get along with. I never knew how much of a jerk I could be until I took a step back and looked at how I talk to women. I am the most condescending, arrogant, conceited, apathetic person ever. And you know what, peeps? I RULE ALL!! I am bloody hilarious! And if you can’t dig the humor of the Chachi, then my friend you don’t know funny. So if any ladies out there want to kick it with a nice, you know what to do. Stay away from me because I’m an asshole. Yeah, it’s lonely at the top. *sigh* I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!!!
So I don’t talk about sports much on this blog, but this has to be said. Ohio State vs. Michigan is going to be an interesting game. Mainly because I can’t see it being close because neither team has proven much to me (I am not an expert, though) because aside from Wisconsin (who OSU didn’t play) the rest of the Big Ten is average. Personally, I believe that NEITHER has the defense or offense to beat Florida (they beat Georgia, Tennessee and LSU. The SEC is THE conference in college football, fuck the Big East) on a neutral field if Urban Meyer gets his head out of his ass, but that is neither here nor there. I still think that this game will be good. I think Ohio State wins it 31-20. I don’t see Troy Smith having a monster game, but Michigan is untested on special teams and I think that is where Ohio State has a HUGE advantage. Watch a punt return change the course of the game.
Well, that is all for now. I have some stuff to do today (wink-wink) so I will be back soon. Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Monday, November 13, 2006
Ladies First. Kinda.
Morning, peeps! It is now Monday which means it is the beginning of another work week. Hoo-ray. Cover your ass, the excitement will be deafening. Well as you know, on Friday I made the announcement that I am finally putting the band together. I have space for five more members, including a wildcard member. A wild card member, you ask? Why do I need one of those? Well peeps, I have come to an important decision. I have decided to open up the slots of AB2 to women. Yeah, I know it’s a stretch, but S Club 7 worked, right? Oh, shut up. S Club 7 ruled! Oh, and Rachael Stevens was tight banging. Or maybe like a Rebelde.
Mmmm, hells yeah. I don’t know enough hot chicks to make it work (Well three, and one is jailbait so it almost works out!) and even if I did I would have to put up with them on tour and I don’t believe in that. Even still, I want the best of the best in AB2. That means that acceptance into the band will be based on talent, although we want to try and fit the boy-band mold for the open slots. There is a formula and science to creating a boy band, peeps.
So this is how it is going to work (hopefully). Send your resume to Lo_chachi@yahoo.com with your skills, previous boy-band employers (there will only be a background check if you were employed by a previous boy-band) and awards and honors. If possible, to speed up the process, please send a short video file of about 30 seconds to a minute of your funky fresh dance moves and singing prowess. Those that do automatically make it to the next round, depending on talent. I hope to have members in line by January/February, so we can release our first single via YouTube in March. It will be a cover of ‘Girls on Film’ by Duran Duran, followed by an original track called ‘Luvin’ You (Oh, So Nice)’. Trust me; it will be the mad notes. Stay tuned more details as I think them up!
Well, with that being said that was the main big announcement I had. The Chachi’s still exist (Thought I forgot about that, didn’t you?!) and they are coming in December. Also, I need to get cracking on Douchebrawl 2007 because I am going to start it in February this year so I can have time for more people to vote. Last years 5 day thing was good, but it could be bigger. I will have more information as soon as I can peeps!
Before I go, I want to speak about something. Over the last few weeks, I have been told my posts have been rather negative about women, politics and life in general. Well, there is a difference between being negative and being realistic. Think about this: is anyone ever seen as negative for getting a prenuptial agreement? Sometimes they are but that is being realistic. Knowing that sometimes shit doesn’t work out is being smart. People get divorced at about a 41% clip (they like to round up that half number) so it is smart to make sure you have a clean break. That is better than having a nasty court battle because you were TOO OPTIMISTIC in thinking that dude wouldn’t bang his 19 year old secretary or your wife wouldn’t play ‘clean the pipes’ with the pool guy. It’s realistic to get a prenup, just like it is realistic to know that your job is a job. The odds of you being with an employer forever are slim. Marriages last as do jobs but at a higher measure than usual neither one lasts. I know that at anytime my employer could chalk it up as a loss and eliminate me. I have been there and seen them do it at my last two jobs. People say that at 26 I am jaded about too much and need to be a little more optimistitc. I AM optimistic. I believe my boy band will work. I believe I will get the work I have always wanted. I believe in life after love. I just don’t believe that companies give a fuck about people anymore and people couldn’t give a rat’s ass about their company. That is a true statement. Company loyalty is gone and employees killed it. Because we refuse to work for lower wages, they move jobs overseas. Whose fault is that? Since employees average a job every two years, companies don’t like to invest resources in training or compensation because trends show they will leave. Whose fault is that? That is neither a pessimistic or optimistic view, it is reality. I just had to get that out.
Man I hate ending posts on a bad note. I will be back soon. Here is some boy band goodness for you.
Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
Mmmm, hells yeah. I don’t know enough hot chicks to make it work (Well three, and one is jailbait so it almost works out!) and even if I did I would have to put up with them on tour and I don’t believe in that. Even still, I want the best of the best in AB2. That means that acceptance into the band will be based on talent, although we want to try and fit the boy-band mold for the open slots. There is a formula and science to creating a boy band, peeps.
So this is how it is going to work (hopefully). Send your resume to Lo_chachi@yahoo.com with your skills, previous boy-band employers (there will only be a background check if you were employed by a previous boy-band) and awards and honors. If possible, to speed up the process, please send a short video file of about 30 seconds to a minute of your funky fresh dance moves and singing prowess. Those that do automatically make it to the next round, depending on talent. I hope to have members in line by January/February, so we can release our first single via YouTube in March. It will be a cover of ‘Girls on Film’ by Duran Duran, followed by an original track called ‘Luvin’ You (Oh, So Nice)’. Trust me; it will be the mad notes. Stay tuned more details as I think them up!
Well, with that being said that was the main big announcement I had. The Chachi’s still exist (Thought I forgot about that, didn’t you?!) and they are coming in December. Also, I need to get cracking on Douchebrawl 2007 because I am going to start it in February this year so I can have time for more people to vote. Last years 5 day thing was good, but it could be bigger. I will have more information as soon as I can peeps!
Before I go, I want to speak about something. Over the last few weeks, I have been told my posts have been rather negative about women, politics and life in general. Well, there is a difference between being negative and being realistic. Think about this: is anyone ever seen as negative for getting a prenuptial agreement? Sometimes they are but that is being realistic. Knowing that sometimes shit doesn’t work out is being smart. People get divorced at about a 41% clip (they like to round up that half number) so it is smart to make sure you have a clean break. That is better than having a nasty court battle because you were TOO OPTIMISTIC in thinking that dude wouldn’t bang his 19 year old secretary or your wife wouldn’t play ‘clean the pipes’ with the pool guy. It’s realistic to get a prenup, just like it is realistic to know that your job is a job. The odds of you being with an employer forever are slim. Marriages last as do jobs but at a higher measure than usual neither one lasts. I know that at anytime my employer could chalk it up as a loss and eliminate me. I have been there and seen them do it at my last two jobs. People say that at 26 I am jaded about too much and need to be a little more optimistitc. I AM optimistic. I believe my boy band will work. I believe I will get the work I have always wanted. I believe in life after love. I just don’t believe that companies give a fuck about people anymore and people couldn’t give a rat’s ass about their company. That is a true statement. Company loyalty is gone and employees killed it. Because we refuse to work for lower wages, they move jobs overseas. Whose fault is that? Since employees average a job every two years, companies don’t like to invest resources in training or compensation because trends show they will leave. Whose fault is that? That is neither a pessimistic or optimistic view, it is reality. I just had to get that out.
Man I hate ending posts on a bad note. I will be back soon. Here is some boy band goodness for you.
Stay up, peeps.
Live, Laugh and Love.
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